00:00What if you opened Starbucks in Ancient Greece?
00:02So I opened the first Starbucks in Ancient Greece and nobody knew what coffee was.
00:06Then a Spartan tried it, and bro unlocked caffeine.
00:09Now the whole city wants coffee.
00:11But then fucking Socrates tried to steal my money, so I chased him through the market and caught him.
00:16Now everyone has caffeine addiction.
00:17Worst mistake in Greek history.
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