00:00What if you farmed aura in ancient Greece?
00:02Day 1
00:03You spawn in Athens wearing pitch black sunglasses and an unbreakable stoic posture.
00:08Plus 100 aura instantly.
00:10The most beautiful women in the city try to flirt with you in the main plaza.
00:14You don't even look at them.
00:15You just keep walking.
00:16They are absolutely devastated.
00:18Plus 500 aura.
00:20Day 3
00:20You walk straight through an intense Spartan training camp.
00:23A heavy bronze spear grazes your glass skull.
00:26You don't blink.
00:27You don't flinch.
00:28The Spartans drop their weapons in pure awe.
00:31Plus 1000 aura.
00:32Week 1
00:33The rumor spreads across the empire.
00:35Crowds freeze just to watch you walk by.
00:37You are the most unbothered being in human history.
00:40Socrates himself tries to trap you with an annoying philosophical question about virtue.
00:44You look deep into his eyes and say,
00:46I know that I know nothing.
00:47But I also know you're blocking my moon.
00:49Move old man.
00:51Reset aura for Socrates.
00:52He enters a deep existential crisis.
00:54Infinite aura for you.
00:55Month 1, you are so unbothered that the Oracle of Delphi literally cannot read your future.
01:01Zeus personally invites you to Mount Olympus.
01:03You leave him on red.
01:04You say you're too busy farming aura on the ground.
01:07Month 6, you beat the game.
01:08You turn into a living statue on the Acropolis.
01:11Entire empires bow down to your immaculate vibe.
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