00:00What if you had a smartphone in ancient Greece?
00:02Day 1. Athens.
00:03You try to order food using Google Translate.
00:06The robotic voice speaks Greek.
00:08The vendor drops to his knees.
00:10He thinks the glowing metal brick is possessed by Apollo.
00:12You just wanted a snack.
00:14Day 2. You're at the Parthenon.
00:16A philosopher asks you the secret of the universe.
00:18You ask Siri. No internet connection.
00:20You say, I have no connection to anything.
00:22The philosopher gasps.
00:23You're suddenly a stoic genius.
00:25Day 3. You get bored and play a video on speaker.
00:27The Greeks hear voices.
00:28They think you have trapped screaming humans inside a piece of glass.
00:31Day 4. Word spreads.
00:33The Spartans show up.
00:34They want your magic weapon.
00:35You're dragged out of Athens.
00:36Day 5. In a dark tent, you accidentally turn on the flashlight and blind a giant warrior.
00:40Now they think you wield the power of the sun.
00:42Day 6. You open the calculator app.
00:44You solve a complex math problem in 3 seconds.
00:46Now they think you control the numbers of the universe.
00:48Day 7. Battery at 1%.
00:50King Leonidas demands a final miracle.
00:52You hold it up. It dies completely.
00:54The Spartans bow.
00:55Subscribe before I have to invent Wi-Fi.
00:58Me and this thing.
Comments