00:00What if you spent one week in Ancient Greece?
00:02Day 1
00:02You arrive in Athens wearing Crocs and a fanny pack.
00:05A man stares at your shoes for 4 minutes.
00:08He announces you are either a god or a warning.
00:10A child throws an olive at you.
00:11This is a greeting.
00:126 minutes in.
00:13Day 2
00:13Time to brush your teeth.
00:15Greeks use fermented urine.
00:16It works.
00:17Scientifically whitens.
00:18You use it.
00:18You hate that it works.
00:19You will take this secret to your grave.
00:21Day 3
00:21No soap exists.
00:23Greeks pour olive oil on their skin and scrape the dirt off with a curved bronze blade.
00:26You try it.
00:27Cleanest you have ever been.
00:28This disturbs you more than the urine.
00:30Day 4
00:30You get sick.
00:31The doctor tastes your urine.
00:32He has opinions.
00:33He prescribes wine.
00:34You ask for a second opinion.
00:35He tastes it again.
00:36Slowly.
00:36Greece has one solution and it ferments.
00:38Day 5
00:39The Olympics.
00:40Every athlete competes naked and oiled.
00:42Sacred.
00:43The winner receives no gold.
00:44No money.
00:45Just an olive wreath.
00:46Leaves.
00:46The crowd screams like he conquered death.
00:48You scream too.
00:49The leaves are actually extraordinary.
00:50Day 6
00:51Socrates finds you.
00:52Asks what courage means.
00:53You answer confidently.
00:54Destroyed in 30 seconds.
00:555 more attempts.
00:56Destroyed each time.
00:57He is smiling.
00:58A crowd has gathered.
00:59A young man is taking notes.
01:00About you.
01:01As a warning.
01:02Day 7
01:02A new traveler arrives at the gates of Athens.
01:04You pass him on your way out.
01:05You say nothing.
01:06He'll figure it out.
01:07Hold up.
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