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00:05this is the sixth day of the annual tournament of the joker's wild in a few moments these two
00:10players will start their third and final game to decide this year's championship
00:14which will bring this winner in cash and prizes one hundred thousand dollars
00:23now meet the host of our show jeff barry
00:33thank you very much i stand here with last year's champion frank dylan and a young lady who'd like
00:42to be this year's champion pat lofton and those of you who were with us the past five days know
00:47that
00:47this young lady battled her way through seven other players and finally emerged victorious
00:52to engage frank in this the final we played on the last program two games pat won one
00:59frank won one and in just a moment we'll play the rubber match whoever wins the next game
01:05will collect one hundred thousand dollars man this is going to be a great contest pat you've
01:12maintained your cool throughout the entire contest you never seem to get flustered are you that way
01:16at home as well no i wish i were i'm trying to be saved all your calm for here yes
01:24i've collected it
01:24i see and frank you uh displayed remarkable knowledge on the last program as you always do
01:31and i'm sure that your many students out in the ohio area are rooting for you and hoping that you'll
01:37come back with the bacon again i'm going to try jack and i'll never forget the line let me count
01:42the
01:43always that's what you missed on the last program that's one of the few questions that frank was
01:50not able to answer are you ready for this contest yes i am how about you i'm ready very good
01:55all right
01:56we're going to take one little commercial break here and then we're going to play the game of the
02:01century for a hundred thousand dollars
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04:50you're about to see in case you're just joining us after this is our sixth day of the tournament
04:54one of our players pat lofton or frank dylan will leave this studio and this program one hundred thousand
05:01dollars richer just briefly to refresh you your recollection about the few brief rule changes we've
05:07made three jokers still can win but we have amended that rule just for the tournament both players must
05:12each have a turn at the wheels in every round so for example if the first player does get three
05:17jokers
05:18and answers a question then the other player gets an equal chance to try to match that of course
05:23throughout the tournament as you know we've been playing for points and not for dollars pat lofton won
05:27the first game frank dylan won the second game it's two out of three so whoever wins this game wins
05:33one hundred thousand dollars in cash and prizes i know none of you watching will leave as i show you
05:41the
05:41categories which will be used in this game here they are categories are julius caesar the middle east fruits and
05:49vegetables labor unions and spelling bee in which you'll actually be asked to spell words those are the
05:57categories and now pat lofton our opera student will go first frank dylan will go second this was
06:02pre-arranged they drew lots as you know a couple of shows ago and this is how it was determined
06:07they
06:07would play i must say that you two have played beautifully so far and you have given exemplary
06:13example of good sportsmanship as well and i do wish you both very good luck pat lofton you're up first
06:19here's the spin okay her first spin she gets a spelling bee a joker and julius caesar i think i'll
06:26try
06:26julius caesar please for a hundred okay here's a hundred points remember 500 points wins the game
06:32and a hundred thousand dollars caesar was assassinated on march 15th in 44 bc for your first 100 points by
06:41what popular name do we now refer to that day the ides of march that's correct you have 100 points
06:50frank dylan it's your spin best wishes fruits and vegetables julius caesar and a pear i'll take
06:58julius caesar for 100 jank all right after caesar's death rome was ruled by three men octavian marcus
07:05lepidus and a man whose funeral oration and a man whose funeral oration stirred the people to avenge
07:13caesar's death for 100 points name that man mark anthony that's right and you have 100 points
07:22all tied up 100 apiece we'll go now into our second round your spin pat lofton okay
07:32julius caesar spelling bee and a joker julius caesar please for 100 boy caesar's getting a big play here
07:38in this game here we go for another 100 points civil war became inevitable when caesar refused to
07:46disband his legions and crossed a certain river on the border of gaul and italy for 100 points more
07:53name the river
07:56the tiber that is not right that is not right frank dylan can pick up 100 points if he can
08:05give me
08:05the correct answer it's a famous expression jack crossing the rubicon he is right and he goes to 200
08:16and at this point that 100 points become a very very important advantage because he leads and also
08:23gets a spin frank
08:37i'd like to try spelling for 200 points okay and if you should miss this your students will never let
08:44you
08:44forget it
08:46it's worth 200 points answered correctly brings you to 400 and you'll be knocking on the door of your
08:52second contest win here on the joker's wild but this one for a hundred thousand dollars
08:57spelling the word couch is one thing spelling the word psychiatrist is another for 400 points in total
09:06spells psychiatrist psychiatrist p-s-y-c-h-i-a-t-r-i-s-t psychiatrist you're right for 400
09:18points
09:25end of the round sees our reigning champion leading 400 to 100 pat lofton you're going to need a couple
09:32of
09:32very very healthy spins you're not kidding let's see what you get okay joker fruits and vegetables
09:39and a triple there's one good one that's a good spin oh i certainly will take fruits and vegetables
09:46for 200. all right correct answer will bring you to 300 points at one time this common fruit was known
09:52as the love apple although it has no aphrodisiac aphrodisiac quality in germany it is still called
10:00the love apple for 300 points in total what do we call it the avocado i don't know that is
10:12not correct
10:13that is not correct and frank dylan is breathing hard sighing hard because this is a 200 point question
10:22he already has 400 points if it turns out that he knows the correct answer to this question
10:28he would have 600 points he would win again he would win the second tournament and he would collect
10:35one hundred thousand dollars in cash and prizes frank dylan for one hundred thousand dollars in cash
10:44and prizes can you give me the correct answer what do we call it jack the answer is the tomato
10:51you win
10:52you
11:44You can tell how excited I am.
11:45I never run in the middle here like this.
11:47I'm supposed to be on the outside.
11:49And here I am in the middle.
11:51Well, Frank Dillon, you have done it again, winning $100,000.
11:55And I know that, look at this guy crying.
11:57He's just so, he is so emotional.
11:59He's an emotional fellow anyway.
12:02Steady, old boy.
12:03Okay.
12:04In a moment, Frank, we'll come back to properly congratulate you
12:08and hear what plans you have this year for your $100,000,
12:10knowing that last year you contributed substantial, if not all of it,
12:14to the American Cancer Society.
12:16We'll find that out in just a moment.
12:17Pat Lofton, believe me, it's no disgrace to have lost to a fellow like this.
12:22His knowledge is monumental.
12:24Yes, it is.
12:25And yours is too, I might add.
12:26You defeated so many other opponents.
12:28You worked your way up here.
12:29And you made a beautiful performance here on this program.
12:34And we're very, very proud of you, as I'm sure all women in particular around the country will be,
12:38and as we are too.
12:39And you know, you're not going home as a loser.
12:41You're going home as the runner-up.
12:43And as the runner-up, you're going to have just the time of your life,
12:46a well-deserved vacation.
12:48You're going to get, for being the runner-up on the program,
12:51a trip around the world, plus a brand-new automobile.
13:04Fabulous.
13:05Thank you so very, very much.
13:08Really fine, sir.
13:09A nice big hand for Pat Lofton, the runner-up.
13:29Thank you, Pat.
13:30Thank you very, very much.
13:31Please go over with your friends, make your exit, if you will.
13:35And Frank, Dylan, let's walk out here a little bit.
13:38I don't know where we should stand.
13:40Maybe we should stand right here, someplace where they can see us both.
13:43Frank, you've done it again.
13:45And I think that since you were so involved in what was going on, as I was,
13:50neither of us had a chance to see it,
13:52if the millions of people who are watching this moment right now will forgive us,
13:55we'd like to replay back just the last few 20 or 30 seconds as Frank won
14:00so he can see himself and so that I can too.
14:03Here is Frank Dillon winning $100,000 right here.
14:07He's breathing hard, sighing hard, because this is a 200-point question.
14:12He already has 400 points.
14:15If it turns out that he knows the correct answer to this question,
14:19he would have 600 points.
14:20He would win again.
14:22He would win the second tournament,
14:23and he would collect $100,000 in cash and prizes.
14:29Frank Dillon, for $100,000 in cash and prizes,
14:35can you give me the correct answer?
14:38What do we call it?
14:39Jack, the answer is the tomato.
14:42You win $100,000!
15:07Oh, boy.
15:09That's a great moment.
15:11Yes, that was, Jack.
15:14Tell me something, Frank.
15:16If you can recall back a year ago this time,
15:19you had the same moment for $50,000.
15:21Now you have it for $100,000.
15:22Can you recall which of the moments was the more stimulating?
15:25Is that possible?
15:26Yes, Jack.
15:27This one by far.
15:28Is that right?
15:29Yes.
15:31The very fact that I was trying to defend the championship in itself
15:35put some kind of a burden on me, naturally.
15:38And I did consider all of the contestants very worthy opponents.
15:43And I've never underestimated anybody at any time I've ever appeared on this show.
15:47And I did want to win again for some very particular reasons.
15:51So I put it all together and it really happened.
15:54It's the supreme moment of my lifetime.
15:56Really, I must tell you that.
15:58Well, isn't that?
15:58That's terrific and it's well spoken.
16:05I'm going to first tell you what you are going to win
16:10and then I'm going to try to find out from you
16:12what the secret plans are you have for the money.
16:15First of all, as you know,
16:17you're going to get $50,000 in fabulous prizes,
16:20including four different trips.
16:23Summertime, you'll be visiting the romantic South Pacific.
16:27Then in the fall, it's off to Morocco
16:30to explore its fascinating mystery and charm.
16:33In the winter, it's Switzerland for a magnificent scheme.
16:37And in the spring, it's the one and only city of lights,
16:43Paris in all its beauty.
16:45And then, of course, you'll also be getting a brand new car.
16:49A brand new car.
16:52Now, as far as the money, as you know,
16:56that takes care about what I just talked about
16:57is about $50,000 worth of prizes.
16:59We also have $50,000 worth of cash for you.
17:02We have the gentleman from Pinkerton here.
17:04May we ask him to come on out with the money?
17:06The gentleman from Pinkerton,
17:07a nice hand for the fellas guarding the money.
17:10Thank you very much.
17:12Thank you very much.
17:16Frank, here it is.
17:20And I'm going to count this out for you.
17:22I have stacks of $5,000.
17:27$5,000 in each stack.
17:30These are all $100 bills.
17:32Here is $5,000, $10,000, $15,000, $20,000, $25,000.
17:40What are you shaking for, Frank?
17:41$30,000, $35,000, $40,000, $45,000,
17:49and finally, $50,000.
18:03This is yours.
18:05And if you don't mind, momentarily,
18:08I'll return it to the Pinkertons
18:09because $50,000 is something that I believe
18:12should be under the custody of fine fellas like this.
18:15Gentlemen, if you will take this
18:17and hang on to it for the moment
18:18and give it to Frank after the program,
18:19we'd appreciate it very much.
18:21And now, Frank, we want to find out from you,
18:25and as I said earlier,
18:27I do hope that this time
18:28you are going to keep some of this money for yourself
18:31because you're going to go on a lot of trips.
18:32You're going to need a lot of money
18:33to have some fun off on yourself.
18:35But you had said you had some secret plans.
18:38Tell us, in your words,
18:39what you are going to do with the money.
18:41Jack, there's a famous quotation that goes,
18:44if I may do this,
18:45I shall not pass this way again.
18:48Any good that I can do
18:50or any kindness that I can show,
18:53let me not defer or neglect it,
18:55for I shall not pass this way again.
19:14I am going to take part of this money
19:16and give it to the muscular dystrophy,
19:18the Jerry Lewis telethon.
19:20I'm going to take part of this money
19:21and give it to the Danny Thomas Hospital
19:24in Memphis, Tennessee.
19:26And then I have a few personal religious obligations
19:30that I would like to fulfill.
19:32And then what's left,
19:33I'm sure Uncle Sam will want some of it,
19:36and I am going to keep some of it this time, Jack.
19:39And I thank Barry and my production,
19:41one million times over,
19:44for all of these opportunities
19:46because, well, I pinch myself,
19:49I don't believe that it's all happened,
19:50three times over.
19:52But it's been very worthwhile, Jack.
19:55Not only has it well spoken,
19:58but you serve as a great example
19:59for the youth of America
20:01because this is a man as a teacher,
20:03has been most of his life.
20:05And although I don't know any of his students,
20:06I'm sure they revere him
20:07and look to this moment
20:09as great justification
20:10for the life's work that he has chosen.
20:12I'm sure all of the organizations,
20:14the Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Association,
20:16the Cancer Society,
20:17which you benefited last year,
20:18Danny Thomas, the St. Jude Hospital,
20:19all of them will be so appreciative
20:21of not only of the money
20:23which you will give them,
20:24but of your mentioning here
20:25on national television
20:26that you are going to contribute to it.
20:28You're a great, great champion, Frank Dillon,
20:30and what you do with your money
20:31is an even greater inspiration
20:33to others to win on this program,
20:34and hopefully some of them
20:35will do the same that you have done.
20:37We wish you nothing but good luck,
20:39good health, good success,
20:41and we hope that you will join us next year
20:43for our third annual Joker's Wild Tournament.
20:46And I know that everybody here in this studio
20:49and the millions across the nation
20:50say, well done, Frank Dillon.
20:53Thank you, Frank.
21:00We'll resume our regular Joker's Wild program
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24:24Well, the $100,000 tournament is over.
24:27And things will now hopefully revert to normal.
24:30And by being normal, I mean we hope to bring you,
24:33as we continue, some more of the exciting adventures
24:36of our contestants here on the Joker's Wild.
24:37For example, when we interrupted six or seven days ago,
24:40a young lady had just won her match
24:42and was about to play a bonus game.
24:44And so we bring her back now.
24:45She's been waiting for a long time.
24:47Johnny, would you tell us who she is, please?
24:49You bet, Jack.
24:50Our current champion, a dental assistant,
24:51she does volunteer work
24:53and likes to play racquetball and ski.
24:55Meet Penny Evans.
25:01Hi, Penny.
25:02Hi, Jack.
25:03I know you've been backstage a great part of the time.
25:05I hope you enjoyed the Tournament of Champions.
25:08Oh, thoroughly.
25:08It was very exciting.
25:10And of course, as you know,
25:11if you get to be one of our big money winners,
25:13maybe you could be in the Tournament of Champions next year.
25:15Hope so.
25:16Particularly since I understand you do volunteer work.
25:19Now, Frank Dillon has twice won,
25:20and he does a lot of volunteer work
25:21and contributes a lot to a lot of very important charities.
25:24That's right.
25:24Tell us a little bit about your volunteer work.
25:26Well, Jack, I teach for the American Heart Association.
25:29I teach CPR classes.
25:31I see.
25:33That's a very essential thing to know about, is it not?
25:36It certainly is.
25:37Is it difficult to learn?
25:39Not really, with the proper instruction.
25:41How much time is required to learn how to do that?
25:45The proper course is an eight-hour rescue course.
25:48Well, it's certainly a very, very worthy eight hours,
25:50and we appreciate your telling us about that.
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