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00:00It's a game called The Uninhibited, and our stars this week are Joanne Worley, and from Happy Days, Anson Williams,
00:08watch their bodies do the talking on Body Language.
00:13And now, here's the star of Body Language, Tom Kennedy.
00:22Hello there. How you doing? Hey. Thank you very much. Welcome to Body Language.
00:29Wasn't that great last week, Teen Week for Easter Week?
00:31And now I know you all have already deposited your income tax returns for this year, and that's behind you.
00:38You have done that, haven't you? All of you.
00:41Well, you only have until midnight tonight.
00:43But anyway, we'll pretend that we've all done that.
00:45It's behind us, and now we're relaxed, and we're going to have great fun.
00:48That soft, sweet, demure, very talented Joanne Worley.
00:53Pay your taxes! Pay your taxes!
01:00Well, I'm fine. How are you?
01:02I'm fine. I'm so pleased that I don't have to do taxes.
01:05There's a wonderful businessman who does that, because I just don't even think about it.
01:08I go, I put my head in the sand and don't even think about it.
01:12You're going up to San Jose soon.
01:15Yes.
01:15And what are you going to do in San Jose?
01:18My husband, Roger Perry, and I are going to be doing Annie with the San Jose Civic Light Opera.
01:24And we open May 2nd.
01:25So y'all come, okay?
01:26You bet.
01:27And give Roger our bet.
01:28I will come.
01:29You will seat it with our current champion.
01:31Her name is Donna Dykin, and she has $1,650.
01:35Don't you, Donna?
01:36That's amazing.
01:38And Donna has one loss against her.
01:40Tell everyone again the Donna Dykin story.
01:42The Donna Dykin story.
01:43I moved here about six years ago.
01:45Been married eight years.
01:46Two cats, sweats, and popcorn, because I crave popcorn.
01:49And I love it.
01:49So we made one of the cats after five.
01:51Why sweats?
01:51Well, because he used to lay on my husband's gray sweatpants, and he would blend in.
01:55So.
01:56That's sick, but cute.
01:57I know.
01:59Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Anson Williams.
02:02Hello there, good guy.
02:03Good to see you.
02:05I know you're always busy.
02:08And now you are.
02:09You're always working, and you're going to direct a motion picture soon, or a feature.
02:14What is it?
02:14No, no.
02:15It's an after-school special for ABC.
02:17That's what it is.
02:17It's special.
02:18And, yeah, we'll start filming in June, and it'll be on the air next fall.
02:23Good.
02:23Preparing for that now, I presume.
02:24Yes, yeah.
02:25I'm very excited about it.
02:26Great.
02:26A real touching little piece.
02:27Congratulations, Anson.
02:29Good to see you again.
02:29Here is the new face to our show.
02:31Let's meet him.
02:31His name is Walker Williams.
02:33Hello, Walker.
02:33Hi.
02:33How's it?
02:34Tell us about yourself.
02:36You have the Williams boys.
02:39Hey, bro.
02:40We got the Williams boys.
02:41How come you got blonde hair?
02:42I'm sorry.
02:43Mailman.
02:45The mailman.
02:46I'm originally from Littleton, Colorado, and I'm a bartender at night.
02:51Littleton?
02:51Littleton, Colorado.
02:53You're a bartender.
02:54And I'm a bartender.
02:55Great.
02:56You're going to stay out here on the West Coast?
02:57I'm going to stay right here in 10 Bar.
02:59Oh, are you?
02:59All right.
03:00What the hay?
03:01Gee, that's great.
03:05I'm thinking of our games that convey to your partner some words that will help them solve
03:09a puzzle.
03:09We'll show you how it goes, won't we?
03:11I certainly hope so.
03:16What are you going to do?
03:17Are you going to be Miss Hannigan?
03:18Oh, yes.
03:18The nasty Miss Hannigan.
03:19What a wonderful role that is.
03:21Hard knock life.
03:22I'll tell you.
03:23We're going to show you now five of seven words that will appear in a puzzle, and the
03:26more words you get, Donna, the easier it will be for you to solve that puzzle.
03:29Are you all set, kid?
03:30Yes.
03:3160 seconds on the clock.
03:32Here's your first word.
03:33And go.
03:35Okay, you're juggling.
03:36You're milking a cow.
03:39Boobs.
03:40Breasts.
03:42Pass.
03:43You're milking a cow.
03:43Pass.
03:45Oh, boy.
03:45Pass.
03:46Pass.
03:47I'm sorry.
03:49You're sipping through a straw.
03:51Got it.
03:52Next.
03:52You're banging on the door, and you're getting mugged.
03:55You're getting raped.
03:56You're getting choked.
03:56You're getting broken into.
03:57Pass.
03:58Burglars.
04:00Ground.
04:01You're cutting the grass.
04:02You're more...
04:03You got it.
04:03Grass is it.
04:04Next.
04:04You're milking a cow.
04:06And that's a woman.
04:07It's a woman cow.
04:09So...
04:09Um...
04:10Oh, milking a cow.
04:11Milking maid.
04:12A milking maid.
04:13A milking maid.
04:14A maiden.
04:15A maiden.
04:15A milking maiden.
04:17A milkmaid.
04:18A milkman.
04:19No.
04:19No.
04:21You're petting a dog.
04:22You're petting something.
04:23It's the grass.
04:23It's growing, and it's high.
04:24You're stacking stuff.
04:26Stacking on a shelf.
04:27A haystack.
04:28You're...
04:28Dirt.
04:29It's a mound.
04:29It's a...
04:30A hill.
04:30A hill.
04:31A hill.
04:31A hill.
04:32Pass.
04:32Pass.
04:34You're bending on the door.
04:35Woo!
04:36Woo!
04:37Did you get that word?
04:38You didn't know what I was doing.
04:42It's going to be all right.
04:44It's going to be all right.
04:45Oh, thank you, Doctor.
04:46Oh, my goodness.
04:46That's okay.
04:48Well, let's see what you got here.
04:49You got three words is what you got.
04:51It's a $100 puzzle.
04:52Here now are your three words.
04:54There's one, two, and.
04:57Now, it's blank to find a blank in this blank of grass.
05:01And if your wife finds you and the milkmaid in one, it's often the blank straw.
05:06Is it a haystack?
05:07Is it a haystack?
05:09Oh, my God.
05:09I got it a bit.
05:12This is an interesting puzzle.
05:16Do you know the rest of these blanks?
05:17You want to fill them in?
05:18What do you think?
05:20It's hard to find a needle in this...
05:23Is it a snake in the grass?
05:24In this mound of grass?
05:26It's murder to find a needle.
05:28Oh, I see.
05:29In this dried grass, huh?
05:30Oh, pile.
05:31Okay.
05:31It's murder to find a needle in this pile of grass.
05:33And if your wife finds you and the milkmaid in one,
05:37it's often the last straw.
05:40Yes.
05:41Well, boys and girls, that's our story for today.
05:44And we got $100, didn't we?
05:46And the first team to reach $500 wins the game
05:49and a chance at $10,000.
05:51Back with Anson Williams' team right after this.
05:54Go, Anson.
06:01We have $100 up there for the Red Team.
06:04We went for the Green Team.
06:05But now the Green Team is up.
06:06Go, Anson, man, and walk us over there.
06:09The Williams boys.
06:10That's it.
06:11You sound like bad guys from out of the West.
06:12W-W.
06:13Hey, hey, hey.
06:1460 seconds on the clock.
06:15All right.
06:16Here's your first word.
06:17Go.
06:18Oh!
06:20It's a TV.
06:21It's a...
06:22You're getting tired.
06:24It's a late show.
06:25Yes.
06:26Yes.
06:28You're standing up.
06:32You're scratching.
06:33You're a monkey.
06:34You're a gorilla.
06:35You're an ape.
06:36King Kong.
06:38You have three.
06:42It's a famous person.
06:43Famous baseball player.
06:45Famous batter.
06:47It's a baseball team.
06:51The...
06:54You're a singer.
06:56You're a singer.
06:57You're a...
06:59A composer.
07:00A conductor.
07:01A writer.
07:03A nightclub singer.
07:05Pass.
07:07Um...
07:08Baseball diamond.
07:09Baseball team.
07:10Los Angeles...
07:11The Dodgers.
07:12The Dodgers.
07:13The...
07:16American Baseball Association.
07:18No.
07:21I don't know what to say.
07:22It's a tough game.
07:23Go sit down.
07:24Rest up.
07:25Go over there in the bullpen.
07:27Or the dugout, rather.
07:28Back to the dugout.
07:30That was a good game.
07:31We've got to find out what the score was in a minute.
07:33You got three of them.
07:34Oh, my goodness.
07:34Let's look at the three words now.
07:37One, two, and...
07:39All right.
07:39After King Kong blank and the late show blank, you might hear this blank that they stand up
07:45for at blank.
07:47Take it, Walker.
07:48National Anthem.
07:49It's a National Anthem.
07:51Yeah.
07:52You did it.
07:53That's okay.
07:53You stayed.
07:55Yeah.
07:55Oh, they said the Star-Spangled Banner.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Okay.
07:58Okay.
07:59Very good, Walker.
08:00That's how you play the game, and that's how you play baseball.
08:02Did you ever play baseball, Anson?
08:04Yes.
08:04What?
08:05Didn't it look like it?
08:06It sure did.
08:07It did indeed.
08:09After King Kong blank bites the dust.
08:12Now, the parentheses means unacted.
08:14And the late show, now, you got that, Anson, and that was very tough to get.
08:17Yeah.
08:18You made it look easy.
08:19And the late show ends.
08:21You might hear this song.
08:23That was what he was going for.
08:25A song that they stand up for.
08:27I'm dying.
08:27At Dodger Stadium.
08:31Okay.
08:31Yeah.
08:32He was trying to indicate the whole stadium there.
08:34And what he gave you was not just that.
08:36He gave you the all nine innings at both sides.
08:40And you gave him absolutely everything.
08:41I was ready to sing the Star-Spangled Banner.
08:42I was expecting you to sell a couple of hot dogs, a little popcorn while you were out there.
08:46Score is tied, folks.
08:47$100 a piece.
08:48We'll be back with our $250 puzzles right after this.
09:03$100 a piece.
09:05We're now going to $250 puzzles.
09:06And if neither team reaches $500, we'll then have a playoff.
09:10Let's do it.
09:10Joanne's over here.
09:11Donna's down here.
09:13And away we go.
09:17$250 puzzle.
09:18I'm just checking on everything.
09:19You all set?
09:19I'm sure.
09:20I'm fine.
09:21Are you sure you're fine?
09:23I'm sure I'm fine.
09:23I'm fine.
09:24Okay.
09:2560 seconds, please.
09:26Here's your first word.
09:28And go.
09:31Pick a flower.
09:32Smell it.
09:33Or a little titty, little bitty flower.
09:34A bud.
09:35Rose bud.
09:36Yes.
09:37Next.
09:38Done.
09:39Bang.
09:39Blow up.
09:41Explosion.
09:43Hang grenade.
09:45Wartime.
09:46Crash.
09:47Explode.
09:48Devastate.
09:48Bomb.
09:50I guess.
09:50Pass.
09:53It's a star.
09:54Man.
09:56With a big belly.
09:57Aw, Orson Welles.
09:58Got it.
09:58Next.
10:02Oh, think.
10:03Brain.
10:04Head.
10:04The head.
10:06One.
10:07Head.
10:07Dunk.
10:08Dunk head.
10:09Hair.
10:11Do.
10:11Head off.
10:13One.
10:14Head.
10:16Head master.
10:18Head.
10:18Pass.
10:21Crash.
10:22Curve.
10:22Wave.
10:23Curve.
10:24Dive.
10:25Swoop.
10:26Down.
10:27Valley.
10:28Meadow.
10:28Uh, what's that thing down there?
10:30Death.
10:30Dive.
10:30Dive.
10:31All right.
10:32Did you get through them all?
10:33I don't know.
10:34Those are very interesting.
10:35I know they're very interesting.
10:36Very interesting.
10:37Very interesting.
10:38I don't know.
10:40Okay.
10:40But you got two of them.
10:41And here's your.
10:42Oh, boy.
10:42Here's your puzzle.
10:43Let's look at the two words now.
10:45Everything's going to be all right.
10:46All right.
10:47Now.
10:47In the blank.
10:49It's a blank to go blank blank on this thing that has blank.
10:52And Orson Welles called his rosebud.
10:54Take it.
10:56Sled.
10:57What?
10:58She said sled.
11:00Oh, you were milking it for her.
11:03I said, it's one of these sleds.
11:05Pills.
11:06Is that what she was going to be?
11:07No.
11:08I was so far behind you, I expected you to say rosebud.
11:10But rosebud's already up there.
11:11That's what gave it to you, of course.
11:12Yes, absolutely.
11:13Now, before we reveal the puzzle.
11:15From Citizen Kane.
11:15That's right.
11:16Tell us, folks, where it's from.
11:17It's Emotion King.
11:17From Citizen Kane.
11:18I, of course, never saw it.
11:20Much too young.
11:22Rosebud was the name of his sled.
11:23Now, let's see.
11:24What else Donna was up to there?
11:26In the snow, unacted, it's a blast.
11:30Bang!
11:31Blast.
11:31It was a blast.
11:32Yeah.
11:33To go down hill.
11:35She was doing downhill.
11:36That's what she was doing.
11:37You had the down, but you couldn't figure out that it was a hill.
11:40Which is understandable.
11:42To go downhill, head first.
11:44Head number one.
11:45That's right.
11:46Head is first.
11:47I know.
11:47I got the head part.
11:48And then she goes like this.
11:49I know.
11:50Head first.
11:51Go down head first on this thing that has runners.
11:56And Orson Welles called his rosebud.
11:58And you got $250.
11:59Well done.
12:00Glad we got those.
12:01Yes, indeed.
12:01It goes to what it obviously was.
12:02You earned those.
12:03Good job.
12:04Hanson, come on over here and walk her down here.
12:07All right, guys.
12:12It's $350 for the gals.
12:14And it's $100 for you.
12:15In other words, you can use this, right?
12:16Right.
12:17It's a $250 puzzle.
12:18So here we go.
12:1960 seconds on the clock.
12:20Here is your first word.
12:22And go.
12:24Shooting.
12:24Gun.
12:26Scope.
12:27Rifle.
12:28Yes.
12:28Next.
12:29Jump rope.
12:30Jumping.
12:31Hopping.
12:32Basketball.
12:33Basketball.
12:34Dribbling.
12:35Dribbling.
12:35Bouncing.
12:36Dribbling.
12:37Bouncing it.
12:38Next.
12:39Star.
12:40Male star.
12:43Nureyev.
12:44Superman.
12:46Yes.
12:46Next.
12:47Pass.
12:48Pass.
12:50The whole thing.
12:52A circle.
12:53A deep bowl.
12:55Deep bowl.
12:56A pot.
12:57A big pot.
12:58Boiling water.
12:59Boiling pot.
13:02Cannibal.
13:04Food.
13:05A big pot.
13:07A boiling pot.
13:08Pass.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Pass.
13:10Yeah.
13:10Good.
13:12Okay.
13:13It's a big cylinder.
13:14It's a big pot.
13:15Right?
13:16And you're like walking it around.
13:17And it's big and it's huge.
13:18And it's raining.
13:19A rain pot.
13:20Rain pot.
13:20A rain jar.
13:22A jar of rain.
13:24Oh, what are you talking about?
13:27All you can do.
13:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.
13:33What are you doing?
13:36You think it's easy?
13:40Come on.
13:40Give me a break.
13:41Okay.
13:43Here's your puzzle.
13:44It's a $250 puzzle, too.
13:46Here are your three words.
13:48One.
13:48Two.
13:49And.
13:50One will bounce off the big blank of Superman.
13:54And if it's what you blank out of the blank of a blank or a rifle.
14:01Time is up.
14:03Johan, you're over here.
14:04Goody, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody.
14:05Take a blank first.
14:07Okay.
14:07I'll take a two.
14:09All right.
14:09One will bounce off the big S of Superman.
14:13That's it.
14:13What is it?
14:13It's a bullet.
14:15Is it a bullet?
14:16For the game.
14:17For Donna.
14:23Can I tell them what this was?
14:26This?
14:26Yeah.
14:26Rub it in.
14:27Yeah, that's right.
14:28Everybody, audience, you want to scream it out?
14:30No, everybody.
14:32Isn't it rain barrel?
14:33I thought it was a rain pot.
14:35No.
14:36Rain barrel, I think.
14:38Barrel.
14:38It is a barrel.
14:39One will put it.
14:40You have done a farm, I didn't.
14:41That's right.
14:41We have lots of rain barrels.
14:42We'll get back to that.
14:43One will bounce off the big S of Superman.
14:46And it's off the what?
14:48What you like.
14:48Oh, I see.
14:49His letter.
14:50I thought they were getting cute there.
14:52And it's what you shoot out of the barrel.
14:56Barrel.
14:57And do they have rain?
14:58Where are you from, Anson?
15:00Barrel.
15:01Burbank.
15:01Oh, they have rain pots in Burbank.
15:03That's the way.
15:03I forgot about it.
15:04They have beer barrels in Burbank.
15:05We had a big pot.
15:06I don't know what they had.
15:08And you caught rain in it.
15:09Yeah, that's it.
15:10And we caught rain and whatever else fell into it.
15:12Roll out the potty and we'll have a potty out of the peril of a...
15:17Isn't that what they sing in Burbank?
15:19Of a magnum or a rifle.
15:22Now, magnum, you didn't even try.
15:24I couldn't even think.
15:24He didn't even go for that.
15:26Oh, champagne.
15:26Big.
15:27Woo-hoo, champagne.
15:27Oh, that's right.
15:28Big champagne.
15:29Big.
15:30Big pot of champagne.
15:31I'm getting out of the far.
15:34I'm getting out of here.
15:35All right.
15:36Joanne, you and Donna just won a game, so go on over there.
15:39Now, listen, Walker, it's only your first loss, so that means you just stand by.
15:44You're going to continue playing our game.
15:45But when we come back, the red team over here, namely Joanne and Donna, and Donna so far has...
15:51I don't even know what she is.
15:52We'll add that later.
15:53They're going to have a chance at $10,000 on this very stage.
15:58We'll see how they do right after this.
16:00This is fucking major.
16:20The red team over here is going to try for $10,000.
16:24I said I was going to figure it out.
16:25Donna has so far $2,250.
16:27Good luck to both of you.
16:28Joanne down here and Donna over there.
16:30Go, go, go.
16:35Now, I'm going to tell you a few things.
16:37We're going to give you this time, once again, 60 seconds.
16:39However, this time we'll give you 10 words.
16:42And Donna, every word you get is worth $100.
16:43And later on, you can change like magic before your very eyes, hundreds into thousands.
16:50It's fantastic.
16:51It's a wonderful...
16:51Okay, you ready?
16:52Yes.
16:53All right, 60 seconds on the clock.
16:55Here's your first word.
16:56And go.
16:58You're on the phone.
16:59Telephone.
16:59You're an operator.
17:00You're dialing the phone.
17:01Dial with it.
17:02$100.
17:03You're scrubbing the floor.
17:04You're muppet.
17:04$200.
17:05You have horns.
17:06You're an antler.
17:07$300.
17:08You're cold.
17:08You're freezing.
17:09Chilling.
17:10It's cold outside.
17:10You're freezing.
17:11Shimmering.
17:12$400.
17:14You're opening the door.
17:15It's flashlight.
17:15You're turning on...
17:16You're opening something.
17:17It's a fire hose.
17:18A fire hose.
17:19It's a fire.
17:19$500.
17:20Okay, you're typing.
17:21A ring.
17:21You have a ring on.
17:22An engagement ring.
17:23A diamond ring.
17:23A wedding ring.
17:25An engagement ring.
17:26It's a piece of jewelry.
17:27Jewelry.
17:28A clam.
17:28A pearl.
17:29Yes.
17:30$600.
17:31You're pulling something around.
17:32You're spinning it.
17:33Pass.
17:33A top.
17:34A spinning.
17:36She passed.
17:37Okay, you're...
17:38A flash.
17:38It's a flash.
17:39It's a camera.
17:39You now have $700.
17:41You're talking.
17:42It's a duck.
17:42It's a bill.
17:43It's a bill.
17:43A bill.
17:44A pep.
17:44What's that called?
17:45It's a...
17:46Pass.
17:46Pass.
17:47The beak.
17:48She passed.
17:49Okay, you're shaving.
17:50You got that.
17:51$800.
17:51You're twirling something.
17:52You're spinning something.
17:53You've got it.
17:54$900.
17:55$900.
17:56Oh, that's a good job.
17:58What a good girl.
18:00You're going to be down to the wire, right?
18:02Yes, we have three seconds left.
18:04Oh, three seconds.
18:04Three seconds.
18:05Oh, I knew you were close.
18:07On two different ones...
18:09Good girl.
18:10You would pass, and then she'd give the answer.
18:12And it happened two times, if not three.
18:14One of them was beak, and the other one was flash, I think.
18:17Uh-huh.
18:17And spin.
18:18Wasn't that it?
18:18Spin.
18:19Spin.
18:19That's the one.
18:20All right.
18:21Good girl.
18:21Good night.
18:22That's terrific.
18:22Now, the $1,000 can become $10,000 if you get the next three words in 20 seconds.
18:28I want to remind you that even if you don't get the three words, you'll still have the $1,000.
18:32We all set?
18:32Keep it going.
18:33Whatever you got going.
18:3420 seconds on the clock.
18:36Here's your first of three words.
18:38Go.
18:39You're eating soup.
18:40It's a spoon.
18:41Soup.
18:41One down, two to go.
18:43You're tired.
18:44You're sleepy.
18:44You're drunk.
18:45You're sick.
18:45Two down, one to go for $10,000.
18:48You drive in the car, and you're looking...
18:49You're lost.
18:50You're lost.
18:51You're opening the glove compartment.
18:52Look at Anna Matt.
18:53You have $10,000.
19:03Oh, thank you.
19:05Yeah.
19:07Thank you very much.
19:08That's so good.
19:09Go ahead.
19:10Well done.
19:11Well done, Donna.
19:13Oh, my.
19:14Bye, my God.
19:17I told you it was magical.
19:19Yes.
19:20We'll be back to give you all of her earnings.
19:23Walker's Wilder.
19:27Donna and Joanne have six seconds left on the 22nd clock when they finish.
19:31And as a result, Donna Dakin has now $12,250.
19:36Walker has $100.
19:38And they'll both be back tomorrow because they each have one loss against them with Anson Williams and Joanne Worley.
19:42We're going to look for you.
19:43See you then.
19:44Bye-bye.
19:44Bye-bye.
19:45I think I'm watching the show.
19:47Some of our departing contestants will receive Deft Wood Stain.
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20:14Mozzola has a new taste of fresh, light, and is still cholesterol-free, so discover the untappable new taste of
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20:21And a member of our studio audience will receive Brown's fashionable, lightweight set of luggage from the Royal Collection.
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20:40This is Johnny Olson speaking for Body Language, a Mark Woodson television production.
20:46This program was edited for broadcast.
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