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00:02This is Keisha, age eight and a half.
00:05This is Jesse, age six.
00:07This is Sarah, age eight.
00:09These children and others like them
00:12will try to make you understand
00:13what they're talking about on Child's Play.
00:20And here is the host of Child's Play,
00:23Bill Tullen!
00:33You're very nice, thank you all.
00:36You were very kind and forgiving.
00:39And thank you very kindly.
00:41Welcome to Child's Play,
00:42a game where children interpret the words
00:44that grown-ups try to guess.
00:46And by golly, if she isn't back with us again,
00:48our current champion so far,
00:50she has won $7,300.
00:53Make her welcome, Susan Stadner.
00:56Welcome back, Susan.
00:59Fourth shot for you, huh?
01:01Four days.
01:03This is your fourth.
01:04Yeah, this is your fourth day for you.
01:05Oh, okay, okay.
01:06Listen, you just be your own sweet self.
01:08We'll count the days for you.
01:10What would you like us to know?
01:11Wait, what's your husband's name?
01:12Joe.
01:13Is he in the audience?
01:14Yeah, he's the one doing this.
01:16Yeah.
01:17That's Joe, old lefty we call him.
01:19Shall we meet your challenger?
01:21Ladies and gentlemen, she is here for her first day,
01:23but make her terribly welcome.
01:25Her name is Eileen, dear.
01:26Hello, Eileen, dear.
01:27That's good.
01:30Pungs on that word.
01:32What would you like us to know about you, Eileen?
01:36Well, I am a mother of a beautiful little girl
01:37who's five and a half, Katie Ellen,
01:39and I'm a professional astrologer,
01:41and in my spare time, I like to fly hot air balloons.
01:44In my spare time, I used to fill them.
01:48But that's something I shall not get into.
01:52Okay, Susan and Irene, the very best to both of you.
01:54We're going to start the guessing with Susan,
01:56as we usually do.
01:57First of all, for home audience and studio audience,
02:00here's a word we'll be playing for.
02:01Everybody sees this word except our two players.
02:04All right, we have to describe this word
02:06or interpret it for you.
02:08An eight-year-old, name of Jason Long.
02:10If you would, please, Jason.
02:13She's nice, and she's sweet,
02:16and, like, if you don't have any lunch money,
02:19then she'll probably give you her milk money.
02:22And sometimes you go up to her, and you say,
02:27I like you, too.
02:29Or you go, oh, hi, you're cute.
02:33And when you grow up, if they still like you
02:36and you're in college,
02:37then you like to go off and kiss in places
02:41that people will find you.
02:43Isn't that nice?
02:44Thank you, Jason.
02:47Oh, what a lovely age.
02:50Lovely age indeed.
02:51My usual admonition I added from time to time.
02:54Remember, you're listening to descriptions by children,
02:57and so saying, your turn, Susan.
03:00Someone you'd like to kiss might be your girlfriend.
03:03Okay, and not what we were looking for.
03:06Made perfect sense.
03:07We have now a shot at this for you, Eileen,
03:09remembering what you just heard.
03:11Adding to it this, from a five-year-old,
03:13name of Kelly Samuel.
03:15Kelly.
03:16He's like a prince, and he's really handsome,
03:20and he's really rich, and you get married to him,
03:26and sometimes he loses his money
03:28because he buys so many things for you,
03:31and then you say, I don't want to live with you anymore
03:35because he doesn't have that money anymore,
03:38and he doesn't look good because he lost all his money
03:43and he doesn't have that new clothes.
03:45That was an entire...
03:51An entire tragic chapter in Kelly's five-year-old life.
03:56What do you think the one word is we're looking for, Eileen?
03:59Well, somebody who lost all their money.
04:02I only can't think of his boyfriend.
04:04No?
04:05Well, okay, we have one more interpretation.
04:07It's back to you, Susan,
04:08and here with you is one of our regulars.
04:11She's pretty good.
04:11Her name's Cassie Feldman.
04:12She's seven.
04:13It's all yours, Cassie.
04:14Well, in the fairy tales, there's a prince,
04:20and his last name is this,
04:24and he always comes and he rescues the girl and everything,
04:28and he came to Sleeping Beauty,
04:32and he came to Cinderella,
04:34and all the girls that are nice or try to be nice,
04:41he like...
04:43Thank you, Cassie.
04:48All right.
04:49Based on that, what's your guess, Susan?
04:52I think I found mine charming.
04:55Charming is the word.
04:57Absolutely.
04:58So you got one-nothing lead.
05:01In Cassie's story, that fellow got around.
05:04Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and everybody else.
05:06One to nothing is the score.
05:07We play child's play until time is up.
05:09Whoever is ahead at that point wins 500 bucks
05:11and a chance at 5,000.
05:13We'll be back to pick it up right after this.
05:21What do we have back there for Donna?
05:23A beautiful living room set.
05:24It's a beautiful, elegant dining room set.
05:27Beautiful modern furniture.
05:29What do we have behind that curtain?
05:31A new dining room set.
05:33Beautiful patio furniture.
05:35Open up the curtain and sure what's back there.
05:41You have a beautiful living room set.
05:45Let's make a deal.
05:47Vurnishing the fun.
05:48Weeknights at 8 on Buzzer.
05:49Let's play.
05:52Okay.
05:53One-nothing is the score.
05:54Let's get set for a new word.
05:56This time, Eileen, we begin with you.
05:58So you pay close attention.
06:00First of all, here for the folks at home,
06:01there's the word.
06:02And to describe it, a young lady from South Carolina,
06:06eight years old.
06:06Her name is Molly Turbaville.
06:08And if you would, please, Molly.
06:10It's got these big mansions.
06:12And it's just beautiful.
06:14And it has all these flowers and palm trees.
06:20And, um, it's just a real neat place.
06:24And these people on the show live, live there.
06:29And they're hillbillies.
06:34And they have country ways.
06:37And they don't know what a pool is used for.
06:41And they bought this big mansion for nothing.
06:44If I bought it, I would just learn the ways to run it.
06:48Thank you, Molly.
06:50And one day you very well might.
06:54Based on Molly Turbaville's description,
06:56what do you think we're looking for, Eileen?
06:57Well, a place that has lots of mansions
06:58and lots of nice things like that would be Beverly Hills.
07:00It would indeed.
07:01You're right.
07:02All right.
07:03Well done.
07:04All tied up.
07:05One for Eileen, one for Susan.
07:08We'll start this one with you, Susan.
07:09Here it is for the people at home and here in the studio.
07:12Word's up there.
07:13Everybody sees it.
07:14But our players, nine-year-old from New York,
07:16Terry M. Bradley.
07:18Give us your interpretation of this, please, Terry M., dear.
07:21Say someone's picking on my little brother, you know,
07:23like this saying, like, they'll start pushing him around
07:26because he's smaller than them.
07:27And maybe he's the same or she's the same age as me.
07:30And I'll come up and I'll go, like,
07:32I'll tell them that, you know,
07:34they have no right to do that
07:35because he's not their property, he's mine.
07:42I'd like to try that a little further, but I can't.
07:45What are we looking for, Susan?
07:47Well, something you could do to your property is protect it.
07:50No, not what we were looking for.
07:52Keep that in mind, Eileen, and listen to this.
07:54Six-year-old from Connecticut, Jesse Irwin.
07:56Jesse's been with us before.
07:58This word, please, Jesse.
08:00It means that, like, this is just a lucky guess, I think.
08:04It means that, like, somebody protects you.
08:11And he or she is your bodyguard.
08:16This is the bad guy.
08:17This is you and your bodyguard.
08:19Well, this is your bodyguard.
08:21This is you and, well, you better not hurt my friend.
08:27If you do, you'll get punched.
08:31And then the bad guy hurts me.
08:34And then my bodyguard does this.
08:45Thank you, Jesse.
08:47That was a brilliant dramatization there.
08:50Based on what you heard, what do you think the word is we're looking for, Eileen?
08:53I think your bodyguard would defend you.
08:55Defend is right.
08:56Okay.
08:57Jesse did a good job.
08:58So did you.
09:01Come running back and kick you straight up in the air.
09:04It's two for Eileen and one for Susan.
09:06And we have another word coming up.
09:07Here it is for you folks watching.
09:10Certainly not there for you folks who aren't watching.
09:12Anyway, we're going to start with you, Eileen.
09:14First of all, we have a five-and-a-half-year-old.
09:16His name?
09:17Her name.
09:18Her name, certainly.
09:18Stacy Moyer.
09:20Stacy, dear.
09:21Well, you have to do it real good on your bottom when you take a bath.
09:27And you have to do it out here and right.
09:31And you have to do it here.
09:32And sometimes you might have to do it back there.
09:37It's to sometimes burn.
09:40Thank you, Stacy.
09:46All right.
09:47What do you think the word is, Eileen?
09:48Sounds to me like she's scrubbing behind her ears.
09:50Scrubbing is the right answer.
09:55She almost recreated the entire bath syndrome there for us.
09:59We're over to you now, Suzanne.
10:01You will be the starter.
10:02So here for the folks at home is the word.
10:05Word's up there.
10:06And we have an eight-and-a-half-year-old to describe it for you or interpret it.
10:09Name of Edward Hurst.
10:11The word, Edward.
10:13It's when you do things that you don't, that you're not sure that'll work.
10:16And you just test them out and try them out.
10:19Like, you can mix acid and radiation and some poison together and see what it does.
10:27Stuff like that.
10:28And that's one of these.
10:29I put water and battery acid in a cup one time.
10:34It ate the cup.
10:42Thank you, Edward.
10:43I always repeat this because I hope you didn't miss it because of the applause.
10:47He finished up as he put water and battery acid in a cup and it ate the cup is what
10:52he said.
10:53Okay, Susan, what do you think the word is?
10:55It sounds like he likes to experiment.
10:57Experiment's the right answer.
10:59You two are doing very well.
11:02Three to two is the score.
11:04Eileen, we'll begin with you.
11:05Here's for the folks at home and here in the studio is the word we'll be trying for.
11:09And here's a seven-year-old, Mark Privetok.
11:12Mark Privetok, if you would, please, sir.
11:16It's one of the biggest cities in the world.
11:25And it's real foggy.
11:28They have statues of Greek gods and they're real nice to their pets.
11:37Like a policeman might stop traffic just for a family of dogs to cross the street.
11:45Thank you, Mark.
11:53Eileen, what do you think the word is?
11:54Well, one city that I know with a lot of fog is San Francisco.
11:58Oh, good try.
11:59Not what we were looking for.
12:00Break for you now.
12:01Susan, hang in there.
12:02You could tie it with this one.
12:03Same word, Tao Vo is going to describe it.
12:07Eight years old.
12:08Tao, dear.
12:09It's a place that has a big church and a big watch in the middle, like on the top.
12:14And it's a place where, like, all, like, they have, like, a double-decker bus.
12:22Okay.
12:23I think, uh, sort of, does that sort of lock it in for you, Susan?
12:29Yeah, I think he is talking about London.
12:32London is the right answer.
12:33It's all tied up.
12:35So, the score is three for Susan, three for Eileen.
12:38We'll be back with a fast play around right after this message.
12:41Don't go too far away.
13:12Next word, Allison Seidner.
13:13Allison.
13:14It's something like Sherbert.
13:17What do you think?
13:18Ice cream.
13:19Ice cream's the right answer.
13:20Susan, you're ahead five to three.
13:23Okay, now, ready to interrupt both of you.
13:25Next word brought to us by E. Giles Dudley Ruby.
13:29E. Giles.
13:30It's a kind of bird that's white.
13:34It's a symbol of peace.
13:36That's Susan again.
13:37Dove.
13:38Dove's right answer.
13:39You pull ahead by four, seven to three.
13:42Here with the next word is little Eileen Siriacco.
13:46Eileen.
13:47Someone who stands behind a counter and you ask for drinks.
14:02That person has wine glasses.
14:06Eileen's going to take a chance.
14:08Bartender.
14:08Right.
14:09Two points for you.
14:10Seven to five.
14:11Pretty good.
14:14Both of you stand ready now to interrupt the moment.
14:16You think you know it.
14:17Here's John Russo.
14:18John.
14:20Everybody dresses up in these on Halloween.
14:23What do you think, Eileen?
14:24Costume.
14:25Costume, right.
14:25You tied the score.
14:27Seven to seven.
14:30We have a tie score and here comes a tie breaker.
14:33Miria Carpenter.
14:34Miria.
14:35Well, you can have this.
14:37It's like a pipe.
14:39It's like a pipe.
14:40And he puts soap in and he blows.
14:42What do you think, Eileen?
14:44A bubble pipe.
14:45Bubble pipe's the right answer.
14:46And you've got two more.
14:47The score's nine to seven.
14:49How do you like that?
14:51Here comes the next one as you both stand ready to interrupt.
14:54Jennifer Detlefson.
14:55Jennifer.
14:56It's like what brides can wear it.
14:59What do you think?
15:00Wedding gown?
15:01No.
15:02Wrong answer.
15:03There's a little bit left to this description now, Eileen.
15:05You listen, hear it out, then give us your answer.
15:07All right, Jennifer.
15:09And it goes like over your face and you could, um,
15:17And then when the man kisses the bride, then she lifts it up.
15:22Thank you, Jennifer.
15:23What do you think?
15:24That's a veil.
15:25It is a veil indeed.
15:26And you have the lead now 11 to seven.
15:29Both of you ready to interrupt.
15:32John Searoff with the next one.
15:34John.
15:34They grow in Hawaii and, um, they grow on palm trees.
15:40What do you think, Susan?
15:41Coconuts.
15:42Coconuts, the right answer, you pick up two.
15:44It's 11 to nine.
15:46Here's the next word.
15:48Stacy Condor Curry.
15:49Stacy.
15:50It's on the top of your head.
15:53What do you think, Eileen?
15:54Your hair.
15:55Hair's right.
15:56You pick up two.
15:5713 to nine.
16:00Here's the next word.
16:01Jennifer Inskeep.
16:03Jennifer.
16:03And it's a long, long time.
16:07It's not five or ten years.
16:11Ten.
16:12Susan.
16:13Century.
16:14Right.
16:15Good.
16:16Good shot.
16:18Score 13 to 11.
16:20Next word.
16:21Price Samuel.
16:22Price.
16:23It could be a goose or it could be a car.
16:26And there's, it's a horn.
16:28We go just.
16:30What do you think, Eileen?
16:31A honk?
16:32Right.
16:33Honk is the right answer.
16:34Now it's 15 to 11.
16:37Good.
16:37And that's.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:38Time's up, Eileen.
16:40You're a brand new champion.
16:41Come on over.
16:44What a compliment behind win.
16:46Well done, indeed.
16:48That's great.
16:49You did a good job.
16:51Congratulations.
16:52You're welcome.
16:53I got it.
16:54You got it.
16:55I got it.
16:55Let me say.
16:57Let me say thank you very much to our very dear friend, Susan.
17:01She's become that in these four days that you've been with us.
17:04We thank you ever so much, Susan.
17:05You take our thanks and our appreciation.
17:08And your money.
17:09And your money.
17:10I hope your old man enjoys his good community property.
17:12You know, $7,300.
17:15Thank you for being with us.
17:16Bye-bye.
17:18Eileen.
17:20Now you got $500.
17:21When you get back here, we're going to give you a shot at $5,000.
17:23And we'll be back to do that in just a moment.
17:25But right now, we have this for you.
17:30Every great moment, every stylish look, every winning choice, every single day.
17:40My mother's never going to talk to either one of us.
17:43Good.
17:44Good.
17:44Goody, goody.
17:45Primetime Buzz.
17:46Weeknight starting at 8.
17:47Only on Buzzer.
17:49Let's play.
17:50You got $500.
17:52I've been calling this very kind lady Eileen Deer for the whole show.
17:58And she was nice enough not to correct me until now.
18:00It's Eileen Dyer.
18:01I am sorry that I didn't call you Dyer, dear.
18:04Anyway, you will always be a Deer to me.
18:06For the moment, it's Dyer.
18:07Time to try for $5,000 in our triple play game.
18:10We asked our child's play kids to write brief definitions of simple words.
18:13And we took three a word, each written by a different child, A, B, or C.
18:17You have a total of 45 seconds to get six.
18:19Pay $100 if you get them all.
18:21And if you get them all, you win $100 a word.
18:24And if you get them all, $5,000.
18:25Ready?
18:26I'm ready.
18:26Bring in the clock.
18:27Now, the clock will not start counting down until you tell me where you want to start.
18:31Good luck.
18:32I hope you do it.
18:33B.
18:34It's fruit is long and yellow.
18:36Banana.
18:36A.
18:36Correct.
18:38A bar that you wash yourself with.
18:39Soap.
18:40B.
18:40Correct.
18:42Something you can see out of when you drive a car.
18:44Window.
18:45C.
18:45Correct.
18:47Rock smashed into little grains.
18:49Sand.
18:50B.
18:50Correct.
18:51A food you eat.
18:52It looks like worms.
18:53Spaghetti.
18:54C.
18:54Correct.
18:56What you get when you pig out and eat a lot.
18:58Full.
18:59B.
18:59It's like someone who's as wide as a gigantic jelly bean.
19:02Fat.
19:03A.
19:03Fat is the right answer.
19:04You got all six.
19:05Congratulations.
19:07Wow.
19:1016.
19:11Good.
19:13What a job.
19:15You did.
19:16You made marvelous times.
19:20Correct.
19:20See?
19:21Isn't it easy?
19:23$5,500.
19:27Eileen's going to be $5,500.
19:29You might be nervous, but you know how to count.
19:31All right, Eileen.
19:32Isn't that easy?
19:33Didn't you do well?
19:33Do you know how many seconds you had left?
19:35I have no idea.
19:35You had 16 seconds left on the clock.
19:38Yes, that's how quickly you went.
19:40You went right down without a miss.
19:41You have $5,500, and you'll be back again to have a chance to defend that championship.
19:49All right, I'll be here.
19:50You're more than welcome to be here.
19:52All right.
19:53I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.
19:56She says she doesn't know if she's going to be able to sleep tonight.
19:59Listen, do whatever you want.
20:00Just come back alert and ready to go.
20:02We'll be back in a moment.
20:03Right now, we have a word for you.
20:04We've got to go out and earn some money.
20:05Watch what we do.
20:08Up next, using your body to form phrases can be hazardous, but a lot of fun on Body Language.
20:14Then it's Alphabet Soup on TV with Blockbusters.
20:17Stay tuned.
20:19Eileen Dyer.
20:20Five thousand five hundred bucks and a cordial invitation to return next time.
20:25You'll be here.
20:25I'll be here.
20:26I'll be here.
20:27If you like kids, you'll love child's play.
20:29I do hope you'll be here.
20:30Goodbye.
20:32Some departing contestants receive the Bissell Double Action Floor Sweeper.
20:35Snaps up dirt litter off carpets and bare floors.
20:38Great for quick pickups between vacuuming from Bissell.
20:41Take a little work out of kitchen chores.
20:43The Oster can open a citrus juicer.
20:45Has power pierced a magnetic lid lifter.
20:47The cutting blade can be removed for easy cleaning, and the juicer makes pulp-free juice.
20:51A cookbook, a new unsalted, 100% natural Adolph's Tenderizer.
20:55Life has toughened up, so tender it with Adolph's original or new unsalted tenderizer.
21:00A spice rack from McCormick Schilling with the finest in spices and seasoning mixes
21:04for conventional and microwave ovens, your house of flavor McCormick Schilling.
21:09And all of the children appearing on child's play this week receive easy listening and functional.
21:14This LCD AM FM stereo portable clock radio.
21:17Comes with accessory headset, push-button controls from Tootsie Roll,
21:21the chocolatey candy with a delicious flavor.
21:23Or from Bushnell, one of the first names in sport optics.
21:27The Ensign Wide Angle Insta-Focus Binoculars to get you closer to the action.
21:32Quality as far as the eye can see from Bushnell.
21:35And some of the schools providing production assistance will receive the Franklin Ace 1000.
21:40The sleekly designed personal computer features typewriter-style keyboard and 64K memory.
21:45Also includes a joystick game panel connector, the Franklin Ace 1000.
22:00This is Gene Wood speaking for Child's Play.
22:03A Mark Goodson television production.
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