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00:00This is the delightful comedy star of Stage and the Gary Moore Show, Carol Burnett.
00:06Thank you. And this is my partner, Victor Anderson, from Ridgewood, New Jersey.
00:10This is the handsome and popular stage and television favorite, Darren McGavin.
00:15Hi there, and this is my partner, Peggy Wright, from Montgomery, Alabama.
00:19And we're all here to play Password.
00:26Yes, it's Password.
00:27Brought to you this evening by the General Electric Filter Flow Washer,
00:32the washer that gets 12 pounds of clothes truly clean.
00:37And now, here's your host on Password, Alan Ludden.
00:47Good evening. Very nice to have you with us.
00:50Hiya, Darren McGavin.
00:51Hi there, Sam. How are you?
00:53It's good to see you back.
00:54Thank you, Alan.
00:55Hello, you doll.
00:57Hi, nut.
00:58How are you, Carol Burnett?
00:59These are certainly your people out here tonight, aren't they?
01:03I wonder where that man is who said he loves you, baby.
01:05I don't know. I wish I could see him better.
01:08Carol, what's this about this big spectacular you and Julie Andrews are going to do in...
01:12Is it June?
01:13Yes, it won't be shown until June, but we're doing it at Carnegie Hall.
01:16Just the two of us and 20 boys.
01:20I understand it's very exciting.
01:22It is. I think so, it's a ball.
01:23I wonder who's best.
01:26Now, don't put me on the spot. I think probably it's 50-50. I hope so, anyway.
01:30Good luck. We're going to look forward to it in June.
01:32Thank you, Alan.
01:33Good. Now, this gentleman here on your right, you have seen him?
01:36Mm-hmm.
01:36Mm-hmm. Well, he's a Victor Anderson by name. He's a senior at Rutgers University. He's single, and he's interested
01:43in sports.
01:44That's right, Alan.
01:45I'm a sport.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:48Okay, good luck. Good luck, Victor.
01:53Darren, what brings you back to New York, buddy?
01:56A sport.
01:56Yeah, I know.
01:58Now, you've got to have a reason. You've moved back here, right?
02:00Yes, we have. We've taken a house down the village.
02:02No, I'm back to work on a new play with Jerry Chowderoff, who's one of our best playwrights.
02:06We're going to do a play next season together.
02:07You're going to produce it?
02:08No, I'm going to direct it, I think.
02:09Act that, too?
02:10Yeah, I think so.
02:12Producer, director, actor, Darren McGavin, it's good to have you.
02:14This lovely lady here on your left, Darren, is a wife and mother, Peggy Wright by name.
02:19She has two children. Her husband's an attorney.
02:22That's right.
02:22An attorney?
02:23Yes.
02:24A sea lawyer from Mississippi? What does he do?
02:26Oh, he's in the general practice of law in Montgomery.
02:29A general practitioner in Montgomery, well, that's right.
02:30From Montgomery, Alabama.
02:32Well, that's very interesting. We've got a nice southern accent tonight.
02:34We're going to play password with it, and I'll give... Here's how we do it.
02:37I give a copy of the password to Carol Burnett, and the very same password to Darren McGavin,
02:45and while they look at it, of course, we want you folks at home to take a look at it.
02:49The password is Twinkle.
02:50Now everybody knows the password except Carol's partner here, Victor Anderson, who's a great sportsman,
02:55and Darren's partner here, Peggy Wright.
02:57All right. We're going to keep the word up on the screen while I explain the object of the game,
03:01which is very simple. You understand it, I'm sure.
03:03Carol, you know. Use only one-word clues.
03:06You've got to make Victor here say the password.
03:08Darren, your object's the same. Make Peggy Wright here say the password.
03:11The first team that gets the word is the one that scores, which gets me around to the first clue.
03:16Carol, it's yours. It's worth ten points. See if you can get it for Victor.
03:20Star.
03:23Twinkle.
03:41That means, Victor, you've got ten points, and I've got a heart attack, but that's all right.
03:46You have ten points, and, well, at this point, Darren's team has no points.
03:51I mean, you know, you're trying to be the first team that scores 25 points as the winner wins the
03:55game,
03:55which is worth $250, and the chance to win even more money in our lightning round,
04:00which is kind of a hectic race against the clock,
04:02and until you've played a lightning round with Carol Burnett, you haven't lived.
04:05All right. Let's see what happens now.
04:07I've got a brand-new word here. This time I'll give it to Victor and to Peggy,
04:12and as they look at it, of course, we want you to see it.
04:15The password is glamorous.
04:17All right, Peggy. First clue is yours. Worth ten points.
04:20See if you can do the same thing they did just then.
04:23Actress.
04:29Take your choice.
04:30Yeah.
04:32Five seconds.
04:33Five seconds.
04:38Oh, boy.
04:41Uh, star?
04:43Star? Actress? That conjures up a lot of things in your mind, doesn't it, Darren?
04:46As a matter of fact, yes.
04:47All right. Nine points, Victor.
04:50Stunning.
04:53Glamorous.
04:53Oh, you are amazing!
04:55You're beautiful!
05:04You can't hit him if you don't see him.
05:06Boy.
05:06All right.
05:07By the way, may I explain something?
05:09When you hear this sound, it means that your clue has not been accepted by our authority,
05:13Dr. Reason A. Goodwin, who's an editor of the forthcoming World Book Encyclopedia Dictionary,
05:18and at the rate you're going, you'll never hear the sound, but in case you do, you know it.
05:21All right.
05:22This time, I'll give a brand-new password.
05:24Same word to Carol and to Darren, and as they look at it, you join them at home.
05:28The password is truce.
05:30All right, Darren.
05:31They have 19 points.
05:33You could have 10 on this first clue.
05:36Thank you, Alan.
05:37Oh, you're welcome.
05:43Oh, boy.
05:47Peace.
05:48War.
05:49Peace.
05:50War.
05:51No.
05:51War.
05:52War.
05:52Nine points, Carol.
05:54Treaty.
06:00Five seconds, Victor.
06:03I'm just doing a little black magic there.
06:06All right.
06:09Conference.
06:10Treaty, conference.
06:11No, eight points, Darren.
06:15Armistice.
06:17Pact.
06:18Armistice, pact.
06:19Good clue, though.
06:20Seven points, Carol.
06:26Peace.
06:27Peace.
06:27Ooh.
06:33Five seconds, Victor.
06:35War.
06:36Peace.
06:36War.
06:37No.
06:37Six points, Darren.
06:40I'm going to schlep you again.
06:44Armistice.
06:46Neutral.
06:47Armistice, neutral.
06:48No.
06:49Five points, Carol.
06:50I keep wanting to give the same clue again.
06:52Go ahead.
06:53I can't think of any other words.
06:54I'm dumb.
07:00Conference.
07:08Meeting.
07:09Conference, meeting.
07:10Tough word.
07:11Four points, Darren.
07:20Algiers.
07:22Oh.
07:26Five seconds.
07:27War.
07:27Yeah, yeah.
07:29War.
07:30We said war three.
07:31Three points, Carol.
07:33Treaty.
07:39Treaty.
07:40Five seconds, Victor.
07:41Armistice.
07:42Armistice.
07:43No.
07:43Two points, Darren.
07:47De Gaulle.
07:51France.
07:52De Gaulle, France.
07:54One point, Carol.
07:58Happy.
08:04Five seconds, Victor.
08:06Victory.
08:06Happy victory.
08:07No victor.
08:08The word's not victory.
08:09The word is truce.
08:12Truth.
08:13It's a difficult word, you know.
08:15It has lots of kind of fuzzy meanings.
08:17Well, so the score stands.
08:1919 for Carol's team.
08:20Nothing for Darren's team.
08:21Password goes to Victor and to Peggy.
08:23And as they look at it, of course...
08:24Excuse me.
08:25You look at it.
08:26The password is mix.
08:27You hear all?
08:28Sorry.
08:30All right.
08:31Victor, first clue is yours.
08:32Worth ten points.
08:33Stir.
08:37Stir.
08:38Beat.
08:38Stir, beat.
08:40Nine points, Peggy.
08:41Drink.
08:52Drink.
08:53Bartender?
08:54Drink.
08:55Bartender.
08:55No.
08:56Eight points, Victor.
09:02Five seconds.
09:05Stir.
09:07Swizzle.
09:08Swizzle.
09:10No.
09:11Seven points, Peggy.
09:13Blend.
09:14Mix.
09:14Mix.
09:15Oh, wordy.
09:19Very good.
09:24Peggy, say your clue again.
09:26I want to hear it.
09:27It was so pretty.
09:27Just say the way you say that word.
09:29What did I say?
09:30Just say the clue.
09:30What did I...
09:31Oh, mix?
09:32No, you said blend, but the way you said it had about four syllables.
09:36All right.
09:36Here we go.
09:37Carol and Darren have the password.
09:38As they look at it, you look at it.
09:40The password is lick.
09:43All right, Carol.
09:44First clue is worth ten points.
09:45Could give you the game.
09:48Lollipop.
09:51Sucker.
09:53Lollipop.
09:54Will you look at me when you say...
09:59All right, that's not it.
10:01Nine points, Darren.
10:04You'll excuse the expression.
10:06Tongue.
10:07Lick.
10:08Yes!
10:08Yes, sir.
10:09Victor.
10:14Four stands.
10:17Nineteen to sixteen.
10:18All right, let's play the game.
10:19We have nineteen to sixteen here.
10:21The password goes to Victor and to Peggy, and as they look at it, you look at it.
10:25The password is tenement.
10:28Okay, Victor.
10:29This one, first one's worth ten points.
10:31Give me the game.
10:32Building.
10:37House.
10:39Building, house.
10:40Nine points, Peggy.
10:43Slum.
10:47Tenement.
10:48That's it!
10:57You came up from behind, and you did it.
10:59You scored twenty-five points, which gives you, Peggy, two hundred and fifty dollars, and a chance to pick up
11:05more money in the lightning round.
11:06Right now, we're going to find out how much money you can win in one minute.
11:09Your partner here, Darren McGavin, is going to give you clues to five passwords, one at a time, each word,
11:16McGavin.
11:16Even my mother used to listen to this.
11:18All right, Darren McGavin will give you password, clues to passwords, one at a time.
11:23Each password you get is worth, Darren McGavin, fifty dollars.
11:28Okay, move along as quickly as you can, and Darren, if your clues aren't getting through, go ahead and move
11:31on to the next word.
11:32You ready?
11:32Yes.
11:33You have to do it all in only one minute.
11:35Here's the first word.
11:36Go.
11:38Rich.
11:39Money.
11:39Opposite.
11:40Poor.
11:41That's it.
11:41Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, mm-hmm.
11:47Wound.
11:48Bleed.
11:49Uh, old.
11:50Scar.
11:51That's a hundred.
11:52Uh, uh, oh boy.
11:55Uh, employ.
11:57Use.
11:58Uh, uh, employ.
12:00Hire.
12:01That's a hundred and fifty.
12:02Uh, leader.
12:04Boss.
12:04Kennedy.
12:05President.
12:06That's a hundred and fifty.
12:07Uh, uh, uh, uh, span.
12:11Reach.
12:12Uh, Manhattan.
12:13Bridge.
12:14That's two hundred and fifty.
12:15Woo!
12:17I mean, see, that much money is a million, right?
12:23Well, do you know, Peggy, do you know exactly how much money you've just seen?
12:28Because you've won two hundred and fifty dollars on the lightning round, plus two hundred and fifty dollars for the
12:33game,
12:33giving Peggy right at the end of her first game, five hundred dollars.
12:37Woo!
12:38I'm okay.
12:39I'm okay.
12:41Peggy, Victor, that's just our first game.
12:46You, Peggy Wright, and you, Victor Anderson, will be playing Password tonight for the entire show,
12:51and the more games you win, the more money you win.
12:53So let's start our second game by asking you, if you will, Peggy, to come join Carol Burnett.
12:57Victor, join Darren McGavin.
13:01McGavin.
13:02Is she acquainted?
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:03Yes.
13:04Got a beautiful brunette and a beautiful redhead.
13:07And a beautiful...
13:07That's enough.
13:09Got two young men with crew cuts over here.
13:11All right.
13:12Here we go.
13:13Let's see.
13:13I give the new Password for the new game to Carol Burnett and Darren McGavin, and as they study it,
13:18you study it.
13:19The Password is physique.
13:22All right, Darren.
13:23First clue's yours.
13:23Worth ten points.
13:35Build.
13:37Construct.
13:38Build.
13:38Construct.
13:41Don't listen to him, but your heart won't be safe.
13:45No preface.
13:46One word clue.
13:47Nine points, Carol Burnett.
13:49Muscle.
13:51Figure.
13:52Muscle.
13:53Figure.
13:53No.
13:54Eight points, Darren.
13:55Male.
13:56Physique.
13:57That's it.
13:57You got it.
14:02That's a good clue, Darren.
14:05You're welcome, Victor.
14:06Carol, you're a very good actress.
14:11You did very well.
14:12All right.
14:13Victor and Peggy have the Password, and as they look at it, you look at it.
14:16The Password is toss.
14:19All right, Peggy.
14:20First clue is yours this time.
14:21It's worth ten points.
14:22See if you can get Carol Burnett to say the first clue.
14:26Lop.
14:27Huh?
14:28Lop.
14:29Lop.
14:30Lop.
14:31Lop.
14:32Chop.
14:33Lop.
14:34What?
14:35Well, when you lop off a head, you chop off a head.
14:38Oh, a lot chop.
14:40Wrong.
14:41All right, you got two southerners here, and you never know what's going to happen.
14:44Nine points, Victor.
14:46Throw.
14:52Five seconds.
14:54I think she said lob.
14:56You just say, is that...
15:00Throw.
15:00Throw.
15:00It's what he said.
15:01Oh, did you say throw?
15:02Yeah.
15:03I figured why.
15:06That's not exactly what you call progress.
15:11All right, Peggy.
15:12This clue is worth...
15:13Oh, Jesus.
15:14This clue is worth eight points, and it's yours.
15:16We're back over here.
15:21Throw.
15:24Hurl.
15:25Throw, hurl.
15:26No, seven points, Victor.
15:28Lob.
15:29Ooh.
15:31No, I just understood what you'd said before.
15:33Toss.
15:34Toss.
15:34Good.
15:35Good.
15:37Good.
15:42May we just...
15:43Did you say lob, the same thing he said?
15:45Right.
15:46I thought you said lob.
15:47But you were right.
15:49Well, you got it, anyway.
15:51That's the important math.
15:53Carol's team has nothing, but Aaron's has 15,
15:56but anything can happen because the password goes to Carol Burnett
15:58and Darren McGavin as they study it.
15:59You join them.
16:00The password is latch.
16:03Carol, first clue's yours, worth 10 points.
16:09Lock.
16:10Key.
16:11Lock, key.
16:11No, 9 points, Darren.
16:18Gate.
16:20Latch.
16:21You got it.
16:27Very good.
16:29They've got 24 points, ladies.
16:33Score stands.
16:34Nothing for the ladies.
16:3824 for the gentlemen.
16:40And I'll give the password this time to Peggy and to Victor,
16:42and as they look at it, you look at it.
16:45The password is prompt.
16:47First clue's yours, Peggy.
16:49Worth 10 points.
16:51Timely.
16:52Timely.
16:54Current.
16:55Timely current.
16:56Follow.
16:56It's not right.
16:579 points, Victor.
16:58Q.
17:00Q.
17:01Q.
17:03Q.
17:03Q.
17:04Q.
17:04Q.
17:04That's it.
17:12I beg your pardon.
17:13Q magazine.
17:15It is.
17:15That's not right.
17:168 points, Peggy.
17:20Help.
17:20Help.
17:22Yeah.
17:27Timely help.
17:32Help.
17:35Five seconds.
17:36Uh, uh, S.O.S. is all right.
17:38S.O.S.
17:50Card.
17:51Assistant.
17:51Six points, Peggy.
17:56Timely.
17:57Yeah.
18:03Card?
18:05Yes.
18:07Five seconds.
18:10Credit.
18:11Card.
18:11Credit.
18:12Five points, Victor.
18:15Aid.
18:17Prompt.
18:26Well, that's a, that's a, uh, that's a very inside clue, yeah, actually.
18:31You understand what he meant by, what do you mean by, uh, card?
18:35Well, a cue card out there.
18:36Cue card, that's right.
18:38He's been around the television studio enough to know that there are such things.
18:41All right.
18:42Oh, that gives you the game.
18:43You've got $250 there for the game.
18:45Now a chance to pick up more money than the lightning round.
18:47You know how we play the lightning round?
18:48Yes, I do.
18:49All right.
18:50Let's go.
18:50You have to do it all in only one minute.
18:52Here's the first word.
18:53Go.
18:54Fast.
18:55Slow.
18:56Opposite.
18:58Slow.
18:59No, no, no.
19:00Uh, uh, immediate.
19:03Speedy.
19:04Uh, uh, uh, 15 seconds.
19:11Forget it.
19:11Thanks for it.
19:12Uh.
19:13Uh, uh, 30 seconds.
19:23Drag, no, uh.
19:25Slow.
19:26Yeah.
19:28Bank.
19:30Uh, money.
19:32Uh, insert.
19:33Savings.
19:34Yes, all right, savings, I'll accept it.
19:36Uh, uh, newspaper.
19:39Uh, chronicle.
19:41Worker.
19:42Publisher.
19:43Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, printing.
19:47Writer.
19:48Uh, machine.
19:51Type.
19:52Uh, uh, uh, uh.
19:56Oh, sorry.
19:58Stay with me.
20:00I should have found a iron.
20:02Iron press is impressed.
20:04All right, all right, that first one, that first one, Victor, that gave you so much trouble was quick.
20:09Oh.
20:10Quick.
20:10And then the last, uh, printing press he wanted.
20:13And that was it.
20:14But let's see what that gives you, Victor.
20:15That gives you $250 for the game plus $100 for the lightning round, a total of $350.
20:21Now, for Victor Anderson.
20:27Now, my friend, we don't have time to complete another 25-point game.
20:32But for the time that does remain, we're going to play a very special version of Password.
20:36Every time you guess the password now, we will pay off in cash.
20:40You guess it in the first clue, you get $100.
20:42You guess it in the second clue, you get $90, and so on.
20:45You understand how we do it?
20:46Get richer, Andrew.
20:47Yeah, you can make money on this one.
20:48Here we go.
20:49The first clue goes to Carol Burnett and to Darren McGavin, the first word.
20:53And as they look at it, you look at it.
20:55The password is carriage.
20:57All right, Carol, the first word is worth $100 on the first clue to Peggy Wright.
21:02See if you can give her the $100.
21:04Pram.
21:06Carriage.
21:07That's it for $100.
21:10$100.
21:12That's advantage of being a mother.
21:14That's advantage of being a mother.
21:16All right.
21:17That's not the only advantage.
21:19I'll give it now to Victor and to Peggy, and as they look at it, you look at it.
21:23The password is ferry.
21:26All right, Victor, the first clue is worth $100 to you.
21:31Boat.
21:33Ship.
21:33Boat, ship.
21:34No, $90 to you, Peggy.
21:39Car.
21:43Five seconds.
21:45Car boat.
21:46Car boat.
21:49Eight points.
21:51Manhattan.
21:52Ferry.
21:52Ferry.
21:53$80.
21:59$80 for you, Victor.
22:01Okay, here we go.
22:02I'll give the password now to Darren.
22:06What did you all do when my back was turned?
22:09Nothing.
22:10All right.
22:11Here we go.
22:12Password goes to Carol and to Darren, and as they look at it, you look at it.
22:15The password is laryngitis.
22:18First clue's worth $100 to Peggy.
22:20Carol, it's yours.
22:22Horse.
22:26Throat?
22:27Horse.
22:27Throat.
22:28No.
22:28$90 for Victor, Darren.
22:37Five seconds.
22:40Ailment.
22:41Laurangitis.
22:41Yes.
22:42Laurangitis, $90.
22:45Good clue.
22:46That's right.
22:48Well, I must say you billed on hers there, didn't you, buddy?
22:53She's very sweet.
22:53All right.
22:54Peggy now has the password, as does Victor, and of course you.
22:58The password is handsome.
23:00All right, Peggy.
23:01The first clue's worth $100 to you.
23:03See if you can get Carol to say it.
23:05Darren.
23:08Actor.
23:11Ninety dollars, Victor.
23:13Was it ham?
23:21Now it's brunette.
23:23Ninety dollars, Victor.
23:26Pretty.
23:36Five seconds.
23:38Uh, don't be modest saying it.
23:42Carol.
23:43Carol.
23:44Pretty Carol.
23:45No.
23:45Oh, I'm sorry.
23:47Our time is up.
23:48The word, my friend, is handsome.
23:50Oh.
23:52Oh.
23:54Yeah.
23:55We'll be back in a minute to tell you about next week's guest stars on Pass.
23:59Let's see what happened tonight.
24:01Peggy Wright won $500 playing the regular game, $100 in the special game, giving her a total of $600.
24:07Victor Anderson.
24:08Victor Anderson received $350 in the regular game, $170 in the special game, giving him a total of $520.
24:15Fine.
24:17Now, next week we'll have two new contestants who'll be playing Password with our guest stars, Betsy Palmer and Peterlyn
24:23Hayes.
24:27Carol Burnett, it's been a ball.
24:29Thank you, Alan.
24:30Peggy.
24:31Thank you so much for coming.
24:32Handsome.
24:32Darren, handsome Darren McGavin, thanks a lot.
24:35We'll see you all next week at the same time, or tomorrow morning in the daytime Password over most of
24:39these same CBS television stations.
24:40Until then, this is Alan Ludden saying the Password tonight is scouts.
24:43This week, we're saluting the Girl Scouts on the occasion of their golden anniversary.
24:47So long.
24:48See you tomorrow.
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