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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 37: Wednesday, 25th February 2026
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00:34Who is it?
00:36It's me.
00:45Hiya.
00:48You off for a few rounds?
00:50Hey.
00:52You swinging that about?
00:54Yeah, I'm just doing a bit of tidying up.
00:59Go on then.
01:00What?
01:01Tidy up.
01:15Right, so, er...
01:17Are you going to actually tell me what's going on?
01:21What do you mean? There's no going on.
01:23Come on, Bernie, something's up, so why don't you just tell me?
01:29Right, well, I'm going to go and make a brew.
01:32And just to remind you, I'm a trained interrogator.
01:42Little token of my affection.
01:45Oh, what a lovely gift.
01:47Do you think so? Do you like it?
01:49Where did you get this picture of me from?
01:51I took it of you last week when you were measuring out Ken's American hard gums.
01:56I'm afraid I've been too preoccupied with the theft of my book to get you anything.
02:00Well, surely you've got her a card.
02:02Oh, come on, he'd have to walk all the way to the card rack.
02:05I couldn't get you one of those.
02:07You know, the price for a start.
02:08Better than nothing.
02:10I am the victim of crime.
02:12A casualty of Hope Dobbsy's malfeasance.
02:15A statistic.
02:17Give it over.
02:18What if the thief was disturbed and the book was only the start, you know, like a dangerous career criminal
02:25or something?
02:26I hadn't considered that.
02:31Water a cola cubes, please.
02:34So this mouth, you reckon this was him?
02:37Who else could it be?
02:39Why have you waited this long to tell me?
02:42I wasn't planning on telling anyone.
02:44It was one night.
02:46It was a stupid mistake.
02:50Besides, I know what you're like.
02:52What's that supposed to mean?
02:53Well, you love to play the hero, don't you?
02:56And there's no need.
02:57I can look after myself this time.
02:59So what are you going to do?
03:00Are you going to take a golf club out next time you leave the house?
03:03Just tell me where I can find him.
03:06I don't want you fighting me battles.
03:08I'm not fighting your battles.
03:09I'm just going to have a quiet word burner.
03:11And it'll be you back on desk duty if you're caught, and I'm not having that, OK?
03:15Aye.
03:17At least I'm reporting for the break-in.
03:20Fine.
03:21Good.
03:22Well, I think that's everything.
03:25Thank you for your time, Mrs Ripley.
03:26And we'll be sure to give your sister the send-off she deserves.
03:30Well, if it's anything like the job you did for my late husband, I know I'm in good hands.
03:36Bless you.
03:37And I'll let you know when you can come in and do her hair.
03:39It's a beehive, isn't it?
03:41She'd never be seen out in public without one.
03:44Lovely.
03:45Mind you, I'd expect nothing less for Weatherfield's top Dusty Springfield impersonator.
03:50She'd be sorely missed in them clubs.
03:52May you clean yourself into another little old lady's will, are you?
03:55You're a...
03:57Ignore my cleaner.
03:58She thinks she's a comedian.
04:00Now, I'll give you a call, Mrs Ripley, and let you...
04:04What did you say that for?
04:09I thought she'd gone.
04:11Even if she had.
04:12This is not a joke.
04:14One with a scandal in this business and you're finished.
04:16He's all right.
04:17Well, I'm very sorry.
04:18Yeah, you and me both.
04:20And will you pack it in with that spray?
04:22It's getting right on my chest.
04:24Either that or I'm having a flipping heart attack with all this stress.
04:35Oh, all right.
04:39Good boy.
04:41Better out than in.
04:43Right, come on, quick.
04:44Quick.
04:46Oh, how are you, sis?
04:48Quite like the sound of that, sis.
04:50Hang on, what was I saying? I've forgotten.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:53Are you doing anything today?
04:54Don't think so.
04:55Well, David's sitting with Harper, so I booked us a pamper session at Audrey's, you know,
05:01to say thanks.
05:03Oh, what for?
05:05What for?
05:06Well, for looking after him for a star, walking him every day.
05:09And just, you know, for everything.
05:11I wouldn't cope without you.
05:13Thanks.
05:22Oh, Flippini.
05:25You put your foot in it again?
05:27It's absolutely disgusting.
05:29I bet I can cheer you up.
05:30But you can't.
05:31How does access all areas of county sound?
05:34It's a freebie from the brewery.
05:36Get to meet and greet the new manager, watch the players trade.
05:39Thought I might take your mind off your dad on that dog muck.
05:41Mate, I'm all over it.
05:43Yeah, and that'll be all over my car, so go and change your shoes.
05:47All right.
05:48Hey, listen, mate.
05:49I'm going to go and meet County's new manager and all the players, so yeah, I'm all right.
05:54What with him?
05:55Thought you didn't like football.
05:57I don't.
05:57I do like hanging out with my mates, though.
05:59All right.
06:00That includes you, Tim.
06:01Come on.
06:02No, I haven't got time, mate.
06:03Sally got you cleaning the chimney here again.
06:05A check.
06:06Well, what are you waiting for, then?
06:08All right.
06:08Go on, then.
06:09I bag the seat front, please.
06:15You seem a little distracted, if you don't mind me safe.
06:20Do you know how long I've been in this business, Roy?
06:22Oh, well, a good while, I imagine.
06:26Twenty years.
06:28Considerable achievement.
06:29Yeah.
06:29And everyone that comes through my door, they get treated with dignity and respect.
06:34My dad taught me that.
06:36He used to say it was sacrosanct.
06:38We are all equal in death.
06:41A noble sentiment.
06:43Mm.
06:45Oh, hello.
06:49Before you say anything, I just can...
06:51Can I just...
06:52Can I just apologise again?
06:53No, listen.
06:54Listen.
06:55If you're that worried about Annie, here's your solution.
07:01This is why you've dragged me in here?
07:02Yeah, yeah.
07:03He needs your help.
07:04He needs your representation.
07:05Have a seat.
07:06This...
07:06This dreadful woman, she's been saying all sorts, hasn't she?
07:09I know.
07:10Don't tell me words got round already.
07:12Not exactly.
07:13But I'm afraid that dreadful woman has hired me to contest the will.
07:16I've suggested we settle through mediation, but I'm not very hopeful.
07:19But she's already involved solicitors.
07:21Yeah, I'm afraid so.
07:22And my advice is you do the same thing.
07:24But it can't be me.
07:28Look, there's got to be a way round.
07:29Yeah.
07:31Yeah, you mean you're hungover?
07:33No.
07:34No, I do not.
07:35And do you want to know why?
07:37I don't have time for headaches.
07:39I don't have that luxury.
07:42Right.
07:42Take your day off sick.
07:47Glenda's hungover.
07:48I had it was a headache.
07:50Oh, Roy.
07:51Who'd have staff?
07:53Well, I couldn't run this place without them.
07:56Yeah, we're no trouble, are we, Roy?
07:57I mean, I know I was a bit late this morning, but that's because I had to sort something out
08:01at home.
08:01It wasn't a problem, Tom.
08:04There she is.
08:04Look!
08:06What do you want?
08:07I want to know what you've been saying to him.
08:08This is none of your business.
08:10It is when she's spouting a load of rubbish about me.
08:12Did she tell you about our night in the hotel?
08:14Did she?
08:14About the drugs?
08:16Do you want to shut your mouth?
08:17Do you want to make me?
08:17Come on, then.
08:18Let's see the real burn here, the nasty, common, dirty little cow that you really are.
08:23How dare you come in here harassing my staff like this?
08:26I would ask you to leave.
08:27What are you defending her for?
08:28She's now...
08:29Immediately!
08:30You've rattled the wrong cage, love.
08:42Right.
08:43Oh, I think we're getting a speech.
08:44Yep.
08:45Buckle up, because it's going to be a long one.
08:47Oh, do I need to ring Liam and tell him he's making his own dinner?
08:49No, I'm only messing.
08:51But no, seriously, I wanted to say,
08:55since having Harper,
08:58things have been really hard.
09:00Amazing, amazing, but, yeah.
09:03We know.
09:04OK.
09:05And, um,
09:07next week she's having her operation,
09:09and I've never been so frightened in all my life.
09:14Um,
09:15but I've had someone by my side,
09:18helping me,
09:19keeping me going,
09:21chipping in when I've needed it,
09:23and backing off when I've not.
09:25And I couldn't have done it without you.
09:27I mean it.
09:30To Jodie.
09:31To Jodie.
09:33Fab, let's get this pamper party started.
09:41Ties in one day.
09:42Can't be bad.
09:43Popped into the cafe to see you.
09:44Roy said Mal was in kicking off.
09:47What's he telling you that for?
09:50Because he's worried about you, Bernie.
09:51I am.
09:53Need to report this, Mal, for harassment.
09:55Right, and how are they going to prove that it's him that broke in?
09:57Right, well, you need to do something.
09:59And I am.
10:00What exactly?
10:01I'm going to tell Dev everything before Mal does.
10:03I should have done it at the start.
10:04I could kick myself.
10:05Right, well, just tell me where to find him,
10:07and he won't have a chance to tell Dev a thing.
10:11Bernadine Simone, my party in every storm, the wind beneath my wings.
10:15I'm getting off.
10:16Good decision, son, because Mummy and I have got a bit of catching up to do.
10:19Oh, can you at least wait until we're gone?
10:21Clock's a ticking.
10:23Right, I'm going to summer's.
10:24See you later.
10:25Right, thanks for popping in, son, and I'll think on what you said.
10:28Yeah, you do that.
10:31Boy, have I missed you.
10:33Right, we need to talk.
10:34Come on.
10:35That night in the hotel.
10:36What about it?
10:37I've not been honest with you.
10:38No.
10:38I wasn't alone.
10:39No.
10:40I was with a fella.
10:41Yep.
10:42And he kissed me.
10:48He was.
11:06What are you thinking?
11:07Clearly you never tell me the whole truth.
11:10No, I do.
11:11Yeah, eventually, when it suits you, when your hand's been forced.
11:14Now, what does that say about this relationship, and what does that say about us?
11:18Right, when I told you about the drugs, you went proper under.
11:20I didn't see the point in making it worse.
11:22It couldn't get any worse.
11:25Could it?
11:27He's making a nuisance of himself, isn't he?
11:32He's being all stalker-ish.
11:36And I'm not sure, but...
11:42I think he broke into the house.
11:47Right, and I called the police.
11:48They said there's nothing they can do.
11:49I knew they wouldn't.
11:51But maybe he had a key or something.
11:56He's all right, snide.
11:57Okay, my daughter, she sleeps in this house.
11:59This is her home.
12:00She deserves to feel safe.
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03Okay, how did we get here?
12:06You know, whatever you've done in the past, whatever mistakes you've made,
12:09I always believe that you made them for the right reasons,
12:12that they came from the heart, from a good place.
12:18But not this.
12:23Not this.
12:34Joan said she's not sure she wants us burying her sister.
12:38Oh, come on.
12:40She'll come round.
12:43Oh, love.
12:45I can't bear to see you like this, you know.
12:48I'll tell you what.
12:49I'll do a bit of stand-up for you, shall I?
12:51Keep you entertained.
12:53Did you hear the one about the undertaker who swindled widows?
12:56Did he bury the evidence?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Very good.
13:00Look, you've not swindled anybody.
13:02Yeah, but that's not what the folk round here are going to think, is it,
13:05once I'm up in court, are they?
13:07Joan?
13:08She's just the beginning.
13:12Oh, I don't know.
13:23Right, what are we doing then?
13:26You do realise she's started out her career grooming dogs, don't you?
13:29Won't let her anywhere near my hair state that she's in.
13:32Oh, you cheeky mare.
13:33Have you had a couple?
13:34Yeah, of litres.
13:35Oh.
13:37Now, do you know what, actually, your hair is just beautiful as it is, isn't it?
13:41Oh, it's her.
13:43So, how's Harper?
13:45Oh, she's great.
13:46David is such a doting daddy.
13:48Honestly, you should see him with her.
13:50He is so cute.
13:55Oh, well, I never thought I'd see the day when, oh dear, David being described as cute.
14:03I must say, though, Shona, honestly, you have been the making of that, lad.
14:07You really have.
14:09Right, so, what are we doing then?
14:11Why don't you forget that and you can come over here and get your nails done instead?
14:14Yeah, I'll only be two ticks.
14:16Yeah.
14:21Will there be a spate?
14:23Are you going to go on about this all night?
14:26Well, he's right to be worried, Rita.
14:28I'm only letting two schoolchildren in at a time.
14:32Yeah, but you work in a flower shop.
14:34You don't get two children in there in a year.
14:37Yeah, but maybe if you invested more in libraries, people wouldn't resort to stealing novels.
14:42Save it for your Marxist meetings, Kenneth.
14:45Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to ring the police again.
14:49Check on the investigation.
14:51Well, ask them to put you through to the stolen boot division.
14:55Cos I'm a feeling you're the number one priority.
14:59Hey, everybody.
15:01You two granddad?
15:01Yeah.
15:02Adam, Adam, come and join us.
15:05It's Rita's birthday and we're celebrating.
15:07Ah, happy birthday, Rita.
15:10Er, I'm OK.
15:11Oh, of course.
15:12See, it's probably not in keeping with your debonair profile.
15:17But if anybody could pull it off, it would be you.
15:21I'm glad you liked it, fellas.
15:23Yeah, it was really good.
15:24Yeah, that new manager's great, you know.
15:26He's going to take us all the way next season.
15:28Three pints, please, ma.
15:29Two pints.
15:30Ah, don't be like that.
15:32Steve's a great lad once you get to know him.
15:33Give the man a beer.
15:34Glenda's off sick with a hangover and I'm rushed off my feet.
15:38So if your new pals here want pints, you pull them.
15:42I'm going on a break.
15:44And no skiving off, gassing with these two.
15:46You're here to work.
15:50Ben's a nice fella, isn't he?
15:51Yeah, the best.
15:53I mean, well, second best, obviously.
15:55You're the best.
15:56You're the best.
15:56Yeah.
15:57And do you have to talk a game of arrows?
15:58Yeah.
16:04Where's George?
16:06He's, um, he's too upset to come.
16:10Is he now?
16:11Well, how long is this going to take?
16:13Have a touch of frost on ketchup.
16:15Okay, so, um, well, I just wanted to, um,
16:19I just wanted to explain my tasteless joke.
16:21And I wanted to give you a little bit of context, you see.
16:24Well, go on.
16:28Well, George is the victim of a slanderous campaign
16:33to, um, wreck his good name.
16:36Now, you know George.
16:38You know that he's a kind and caring person.
16:41In fact, he's so kind
16:42that a widow has left him a load of money in her will.
16:45Very generous.
16:46Well, no, not everybody thinks so
16:48because now her family think that he has, um,
16:51twisted her arm, that he's, uh, you know, coerced her.
16:55Doesn't strike me as the type.
16:57Well, no.
16:58Oh, exactly, you know, I'm, oh, a nicer man
17:02you could not hope to meet.
17:04He, he cares so much about his clients
17:07and he loves his job.
17:10I suppose what I'm saying to you is
17:13it would mean the world to him
17:16if you would let him carry on
17:18arranging your sister's send-off.
17:20Oh, it's not his fault
17:23that I can't keep my trap shut, you know.
17:31Oh, sorry, my phone's just ringing.
17:33Excuse me, I'll just, I have to answer this.
17:35That's all right.
17:36Two secs, um.
17:41Hello, George.
17:42Hello, darling.
17:42You OK?
17:44Oh.
17:45Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
17:47Oh, I know you're so upset about Joan.
17:51Yeah.
17:53Oh, no, darling, please don't cry.
17:55No.
17:55Who are you talking to?
17:58You, apparently.
18:00Me?
18:04I saw the message you sent to Joan.
18:06What are you doing, pretending to be me?
18:08I have an idea.
18:10You've fed me a pack of lies since I got here.
18:13No, no, well, no, that wasn't George on the phone, no.
18:19But no, what I was saying about his integrity being impugned,
18:22that was all true, honestly.
18:25I'm surprised you know the meaning of the word.
18:27I just wanted to know, Mrs Ripley,
18:28I had nothing to do with this.
18:30I thought better of you, George Suttonworth.
18:33In the words of Dusty Springfield,
18:35believe me, believe me, I knew nout about it.
18:38How dare you using Dusty's words to emotionally blackmail me?
18:45My late sister will be spinning in her grave
18:49and I wouldn't mind she's not been buried yet.
18:51I never, I swear.
18:53And as for you,
18:55I will never use Suttonworth's ever again.
18:59Oh, Mrs Ripley.
19:00Get your hands off me.
19:07Brilliant.
19:08And what were you going to do for an encore?
19:10Burn me business down and finish the job?
19:12Good grief.
19:15A very large scotch, please, son.
19:19Go, go.
19:20Always believe in your soul.
19:23You got the power to know
19:26you're indestructible.
19:32Oh, no look at the salon.
19:35Nope, we looked everywhere.
19:38Well, do you want me to go down there,
19:40see if I can find it?
19:41As I said, we looked everywhere.
19:43I can't believe I've lost my wedding ring.
19:45What am I going to tell David?
19:47Well, you know,
19:48he'll understand you've got a lot on your plate.
19:51Right, let's have our tea
19:52and then we'll turn this place upside down
19:53until we find it.
19:54You know what, I'm sure I had it at the salon
19:56before I had my nails done.
19:58There's no harm in looking, is there?
19:59Oh, yeah, I suppose.
20:03Oh, well.
20:04Yeah, I only made enough or two.
20:07It's getting a bit late anyway, so...
20:09Oh, yeah, yeah, don't worry,
20:10I'm not stopping anyway.
20:11Oh, OK.
20:13Right, I'll see you later then.
20:14Oh, yeah, thanks for all your help, Bethany.
20:16Yeah, thanks for all your help.
20:18No worries.
20:18Let me know if you find it.
20:19Will do.
20:20Bye.
20:32Ahem!
20:41Ahem!
20:43Do you think I'm intimidated by you?
20:45Is that it?
20:47You can't have me,
20:48so you'll settle for scaring me instead.
20:51Have you?
20:52A washed-out druggy casualty.
20:55Look at you.
20:56Oh, I really miss me dead son.
21:00Then how do you choose to remember him?
21:01Oh, yeah, that's right.
21:02You get hammered in a hotel room
21:04and try it on with a stranger.
21:05That's really touching, that.
21:07He'd have been dead proud.
21:09Right, a word to the wise.
21:11Don't you dare speak about my son again,
21:14and you stay away from me,
21:15and you stay away from my family.
21:18Or what?
21:19I'll kill you!
21:22As God is my witness,
21:23I will kill you!
21:25Well, looks like it's game on, then,
21:26cos I ain't going nowhere.
21:29I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
21:31Yeah?
21:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:08I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
22:16I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
22:17Bye.
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