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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 19: Wednesday, 28th January 2026
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00:07Piano music
00:32You think you got away with it.
00:36But I know what you did.
00:43I know.
00:47I know!
00:48I know!
00:50If I only turned my back on it for two minutes...
00:52Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:54How come you crashed out here?
00:57Sorry, Brekkie was meant to be a treat.
00:59Todd's had some bad news.
01:01Yeah, Sarah rang in floods.
01:04Her and Harry have been shooken up all night.
01:06Some sort of bug.
01:07Can't make the funeral.
01:09Oh, no way.
01:11I know.
01:12My right-hand woman.
01:14Good job I got my left-hand woman, eh?
01:17Oh, I almost forgot.
01:19Um, for you.
01:22They were my last present.
01:24I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27They're too good.
01:28I...
01:28I can't.
01:30Well, I can't.
01:32No, no, you should run.
01:39Oh, let me move Paul.
01:44You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo can take Paul's ashes down to shuttle this.
01:50All right, he said his goodbyes to Billy yesterday.
01:52No, no, no.
01:53No, no.
01:53No, honestly, it's, um, no problem.
01:55Anything I can do to help.
02:04Oh, Tom.
02:05Oh, Tom.
02:05Makes a change.
02:05You being waited on in this place, doesn't it?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Could get a taste for it.
02:09Hmm.
02:09Don't.
02:11You want to say excuse me?
02:12No, she's kidding.
02:13Yeah, but today...
02:14No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:17No, come on, honey.
02:18I know you're okay.
02:18You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:21Another funeral?
02:22Come on.
02:22Yes, I have been to too many, but that's the price you pay for a long life, and in some
02:28ways, it's a privilege.
02:32But I'm more concerned about Summer.
02:34No, look, I'm not...
02:35Look, she's just a kid, and Billy was a rock. We need to rally round.
02:39You're right.
02:43Hey, you all set?
02:45Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Well, I'm sure it'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:49Hmm.
02:52Er, shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:55Shouldn't you be minding your own business, mate?
02:59See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:01Okay, it's not just about your time, okay?
03:03It's as cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lad, why don't you take a pew?
03:07I'll get you a brew.
03:09Oh, after you, old timer.
03:10By all means.
03:12Now, I've just been reminded by my boss that I've got a job to go to.
03:17So I want my best staff in on time.
03:19She'll be.
03:27Well, most people get wrong about Billy.
03:37Todd.
03:38Two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we're still going to drop Paul's ashes off you.
03:44Billy didn't become a priest because he thought he was better.
03:51He did it because he knew he was the same.
03:57Floored.
03:58Like the rest of us.
04:04It's all just so meh.
04:07I wanted you to sing.
04:09Listen, why don't you let George read it out, eh?
04:13I will be all right when I get up there.
04:16Adrenaline will kick in.
04:17It'd be too much for anyone.
04:20I owe him.
04:23I owe him so much.
04:36John, he is doing too much.
04:39He's doing a funeral.
04:40He's doing a eulogy.
04:41He's looking after Summer.
04:42I said something you need to take a back seat.
04:44Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:45I've said the same.
04:49George, has that customer been in touch?
04:51You know, the one, um, the one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:55No.
04:57So we never found out who that was?
04:59No.
04:59No, but if they need us, they'll come back.
05:09I promised myself I wasn't going to do this.
05:12You proper loved him.
05:14I just can't believe I'm never going to hear that for you to be a tenner singing voice again.
05:18You've had him lined up, you know.
05:20He's going to give Susie some lessons.
05:23I don't like Glendary saying that.
05:26Saying what?
05:29Oh, you've got these cars lovely and shiny.
05:32Hey, George.
05:33That must take some elbow grease, eh?
05:35It doesn't mean why, and I can't like this.
05:37I'll give you four good reasons.
05:39Um, so, friends, if you'd like to start making your way, we'll see you at St. Mary's.
05:45I'm going to walk.
05:49Kit's mortified.
05:50The short staff and the snow and under.
05:53David is showing I can't make it either.
05:55We've got to meet you.
05:57Must be hell, what you're going through.
06:01I went looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:05Oh.
06:06Never interrupt a man at prayer.
06:09Not when he's got so much to offload.
06:12Deal.
06:13Waiting for you.
06:14Toodle pip.
06:21So much for family.
06:25I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:57Please be seated.
07:02You know, this thing all about at Glaston now.
07:05Oh, I thought it was on the head test.
07:07I'm reliably informed that that will be considered an old school banger on the festival circuit.
07:14See?
07:15I told you.
07:16I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:20I've spoken about Billy the Reverend, but to talk about Billy the man, I welcome his best friend, Todd Grimshaw.
07:43Thanks.
07:54The first time I saw Billy...
07:58...in his dog collar.
08:05I thought...
08:09...what a waste.
08:11Oh, yeah.
08:13It is.
08:14Mark, just...
08:14He's not the only one.
08:17Did you fancy a billionaire?
08:20Five minutes in his company, though.
08:21And I realised...
08:26...it was all...
08:30...when...
08:34...for you.
08:48I can't.
08:50Don't help him.
08:51Go on.
08:58It's all right.
09:00It's all right.
09:01It's all right.
09:23Billy's secret was that he lived, failed, and loved.
09:34Do you know what?
09:37Cards on the table.
09:38The first time I saw Todd and Billy together, I was so jealous.
09:45I saw them laugh and bicker and call each other out, and I saw them be amazing fathers to summer.
10:02I saw them grieve.
10:03I saw them grieve, I often wondered, like, if there was enough room for me, you know?
10:15But this was Billy Mayhew, he made room.
10:22He made room.
10:22He always made room.
10:24Yeah.
10:30I haven't really known Billy long.
10:33I haven't really known Billy long, and I feel cheated.
10:38If he'd have stopped at that wedding just an hour longer, he'd still be with us.
10:46Billy.
10:47Billy.
10:52I, um...
10:54I hope you're with your beloved Paul, watching the greatest showman, singing it out at the tops of your voices.
11:08I hope you're not in pain, and, er, I hope you're at peace.
11:20Cheers, mate.
11:34Good afternoon, mate.
11:35I'm gonna have to ask you to take that off.
11:36Sorry, it's hotel policy.
11:38I'm gonna have to ask you to open the safe.
11:41Well, it's, uh, mind up, yes.
11:44Now, I'll tell it yes.
11:46You heard me.
11:47I...
11:48I don't know the combination.
11:49You said open the safe now!
12:05Where's the rest?
12:10Okay!
12:12Take in, Sean, the manager!
12:14I'm a manager! I'm a manager!
12:15Marky!
12:16Okay, all right, go out!
12:19Get in!
12:20Get in!
12:20Get in!
12:21Get in!
12:21Get in!
12:21Get in!
12:22Get in!
12:23Get in!
12:25Get in!
12:25Get in!
12:26Get in!
12:27Get in!
12:31Go on, try me!
12:33Call!
12:34Call!
12:34Leave me!
12:35Let me go!
12:37Hey, hey, you okay?
12:38Yeah, I'm all right.
12:39I'm okay.
12:39I'm gonna call for help.
12:40Okay.
12:44I need police now.
12:46Get in!
12:48When Jesus washed
12:51When Jesus washed
12:55When Jesus washed
12:58When Jesus washed
12:59Washed the day
13:01Oh, happy day
13:04Oh, happy day
13:11When Jesus walks
13:16When Jesus walks
13:22You won't steal the land
13:34Cheers, thanks.
13:36Yeah, I was just playing for time, really, to be honest, mate.
13:39And then the pizza guy brings out this claw hammer, and I thought, well, they've killed me here, so I
13:47opened up.
13:49I came straight down. Oh, that looks nasty.
13:52It's a good job Carl got here when he did.
13:55Look, I've been here before, mate.
13:59Well, anyway, there's two of them.
14:04Two against one with a hammer.
14:06I'd give them a combination.
14:11Then the, uh...
14:13They were kicking off.
14:16It wasn't enough.
14:18Then they dragged me out and opened the till, and that's when Carl walked in.
14:23They took the float for the night bar, 200 quid.
14:28And three granda, Debbie, withdrew from the bank.
14:31She wanted to pay for Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wouldn't take it, so Muggins here told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:41Do you want me to go home?
14:42Yeah.
14:43It's all right.
14:45You all right for a drink, guys?
14:46All right.
14:47OK.
14:51Thank you very much.
14:55Steady, darling.
14:57Well, it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:00Talking to an expert.
15:02Eva?
15:03Is it just that first one that's free?
15:05There's no stinting on my watch, babe.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10We just buried my best mate.
15:12I was there.
15:14There?
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:18Are you jealous?
15:19Jealous?
15:22I can't do this here.
15:24All right.
15:24Let's go on.
15:25If you need.
15:29Right.
15:30That is it.
15:30I am burning all of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:33Burning?
15:35Well, donate, then.
15:36Watch out, Gregory Pope.
15:38You won't know what's hit you.
15:40I sweated blood over that eulogy,
15:42and you didn't even read it.
15:45Couple of sentences, and then here's Theo!
15:48Everybody loved it.
15:48I thought you would have known.
15:49He was my best friend.
15:52And...
15:52Say it.
15:54Say it, Todd.
15:56And not my biggest fan.
16:04Look, I couldn't read your words.
16:09It's my fault he's dead.
16:12It isn't.
16:17Everybody knows.
16:18If I'd just been a...
16:19a bit braver,
16:22Billy would still be with us.
16:28You...
16:31You...
16:32You did him proud.
16:33We did him proud.
16:35I mean, you saw the amazing turnout.
16:40I don't want to fall out today.
16:42All right?
16:43I need today to be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink, all right?
16:49None of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:51Eva's got some decent red.
16:56Oh, listen, look.
16:57Listen.
16:59I'm going to stay out here and check my messages.
17:01Why don't you go inside and see if she's got a nice birthday?
17:04All right.
17:12Flying horse.
17:12Four o'clock, we said, in the rock up here.
17:14Street where Ryan lives.
17:15It's not like he's going to recognise us, is it?
17:17We went out on a limb.
17:18And for what?
17:19A poxy a few quid.
17:20I cleared the safe this morning.
17:22You don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash?
17:25And you wonder why we came to you.
17:28All right, calm down.
17:29I've got your cash.
17:36So there we are, me and Adam, getting down and dirty.
17:39Adam?
17:40Should I be listening to this?
17:41No, cover your ears.
17:42It's ancient history, hon.
17:43Anyway, he's dressed as an elf, I'm dressed as a reindeer,
17:47full-on tonsil tennis behind the curtain, in any trumps!
17:50I must have blacked all of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54Oh, with a posse, can I add?
17:56Jesus' little sunbeams.
17:57He must have been scarred for life.
17:58They were only about six or seven.
18:01That could have been the quads, that.
18:03The kid's eyes were on stalks.
18:05Billy's eyes were on stalks.
18:07How did he explain that?
18:09Heavy petting.
18:10Oh!
18:11Terrible, Joe.
18:12No, so he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poorly six.
18:16He could think on his feet, all right.
18:18Yeah.
18:19He was the greatest showman.
18:21True dapper, Dan.
18:24That's a little cotton socks.
18:27She wants to be running on empty.
18:29Well, you two, honey, listen, you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:32What are you saying?
18:34Well, you're a long time dead.
18:36I'm serious.
18:37It's a word to let the man slip for a minute.
18:40Oh, crying out loud, will you get a rest?
18:44I can't breathe.
18:50Well, whether you shared his faith or not, he did more good than I am.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Way more.
18:57He was the goat of all God-botherers.
19:00The Billy goat.
19:02Ah!
19:03To the goat.
19:05Wherever he might be.
19:06To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:08To Billy.
19:17Just waited five minutes to meself.
19:20It's been a long day.
19:23I quite fancied standing at the bar getting quietly swifty.
19:28Regretting the rows I had with him.
19:32Remembering the good times.
19:33Maybe even cracking me face with a smile.
19:37Oh, no.
19:38Not allowed.
19:40Okay, honey, we can do that here.
19:41I think you want me to break down.
19:44You know, you won't be happy till I'm howling and tearing me hair out.
19:49What?
19:50Because you didn't write the rule book, Dev, on grief, on life, on anything.
19:56So why don't you let your mask drop, hey?
19:59You know, because everyone's seen what a wonderful, caring husband,
20:03you are.
20:04You're my rock.
20:05Gold star, darling.
20:07Give yourself a big pat on the back.
20:09You think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:10I think that you've just got to insert yourself at every opportunity.
20:13I had a lot of time for Billy.
20:15Oh, there's a name for that, you know?
20:16Grief Jockey.
20:18Look how much I loved him.
20:19See how sad I am.
20:23Now I wish he'd stayed at the pub.
20:25You're going to regret this in the morning.
20:26Am I?
20:28Don't think so.
20:30Oh.
20:32No, I don't think so, buddy.
20:35And don't follow me up.
20:47Selling apes of weed to kids, eh?
20:49I thought you was a serious businessman.
20:52Yeah, life.
20:53I've got one.
20:54Good one.
20:56And you'd better keep your nose out of my business.
20:58You bully my sister again, I root your throat out.
21:01And tell your mates about your guilty conscience.
21:06Oh, look at her, trying not to bite.
21:09Trying to work it all out.
21:11I heard you're snivelling.
21:12But don't you know, corpses can't forgive?
21:17Question is, though, will Todd?
21:21Why don't you tell him?
21:22I might.
21:23Yeah.
21:23Why don't you tell him?
21:25And you might end up in a box.
21:27Like Billy.
21:30She's fierce.
21:33I'm not going to warn you again.
21:35All right?
21:36Watch your back.
22:06I'm not going to warn you again.
22:17I'm not going to warn you again.
22:20I'm not going to warn you again.
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