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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 40: Monday, 2nd March 2026
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00:08Excellent work.
00:10No, I'll sit in, but you can leave.
00:13No, you deserve it.
00:14Okay, good work.
00:16I'll see you later.
00:17Mmm, good work.
00:19Someone's caught a big gun, haven't they?
00:21No comment.
00:22Yes, you have. I can tell by your face.
00:26It's nice to see you happy at work again, you know?
00:27I don't think death duty suited you, did it?
00:31No, and now my work-life balance is restored.
00:33We can focus on wedding pro, can't we?
00:34Oh, can't we?
00:35We neither.
00:46Lisa!
00:50What is it?
00:54Wait there.
00:55Excuse me!
00:58Excuse me!
01:01Erm...
01:02Hello.
01:04Who are you?
01:11Hiya.
01:12Are you excited? I am.
01:13Shh! He's in the loo.
01:15We're still on, though, yeah?
01:16Yeah.
01:16Make sure he's at the gardens for two o'clock.
01:18Okay, yeah, I will do.
01:20Hello, streetcars.
01:26Uh, let me just check.
01:28There's this bloop who wants us to pick something up at his mate's house and drop it off at his.
01:34What is it?
01:35A tuber.
01:36What, like a musical instrument?
01:37No, like a sweet potato.
01:39Well, tell them if he knows it's not our responsibility, then, yeah, fine.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Yeah, of course.
01:44Uh, yeah, that will be fine, as long as you know it's not insured.
01:49Okay.
01:49So what's the pick-up address, please?
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:55And the drop-off.
01:59Mm.
01:59Mm-hmm.
02:00Okay.
02:01Um, what time is that?
02:05Okay.
02:06Right, that's all booked for you, love.
02:08Thank you very much.
02:09Ooh.
02:10I'll have that.
02:11Ah, no, you will not.
02:13Why?
02:14Well, because I, um, I promised Frank that he could do the next long run.
02:19Yeah.
02:19And, um, there's a fair outside for you already.
02:23Oh, right.
02:24Brilliant.
02:24All right, well, see you in a bit, then.
02:26Off you, Pop.
02:37Where'd you get the baby from?
02:39Found her on the doorstep.
02:40Funny.
02:42Whose is it?
02:43I don't know.
02:43Some woman dropped her.
02:44What woman?
02:46I don't know.
02:46She's talking to your mum.
02:47Do you recognise her?
02:48No.
02:50Hiya!
02:51You're cute!
02:52Who would dump you?
02:54I don't know.
02:55Maybe she wouldn't stop crying.
02:56Yeah, maybe they got the wrong house.
02:58Yeah.
03:00I wouldn't put it past David Platt to have a secret family somewhere.
03:04Maybe it's his.
03:05Ooh, I would like to be there when Shona finds out.
03:08Oh, are you?
03:15Right.
03:18Long story short, that was Sheila.
03:22That was Connie's grandmother.
03:24And this is Connie.
03:27Mandy's baby.
03:29Who's Mandy?
03:30Er, Rob's prison guard.
03:32Connie's your niece, Carla.
03:34It is.
03:35Mandy didn't want to keep her in prison with her, so she's asked Sheila to look after her,
03:38but she hasn't got to have some minor surgery.
03:40Oh, dear.
03:41So she's asked us to have her for a bit.
03:44Well, no.
03:46What?
03:47I said no.
03:48She can't just dump her on the doorstep like that.
03:50Run off in the car.
03:52She didn't run off.
03:52She went back to the car to get the bag, so...
03:55Well, we're complete strangers.
03:57Look, I mean...
03:58Well, I've said yes now, so...
04:00Yeah, well, you shouldn't have.
04:01There you go.
04:02Send her back.
04:03Oh.
04:03Hey, hey, hey.
04:05Call her.
04:23I'm all right, thank you.
04:24I'm not worried.
04:26Are you ever going to forgive me for this?
04:27Well, it's not my forgiveness that you need, is it?
04:30Why are you still giving me a hard time?
04:32I know why I'm giving you.
04:33All right.
04:34All right.
04:36What are you doing here?
04:38Just thought I'd bob in.
04:39OK.
04:40Yeah, of course it is.
04:41It's good to see you.
04:44Not interrupting anything, am I?
04:46Nothing important.
04:48Just seeing Bernie.
04:50Oh, yeah?
04:51How is she?
04:52Relieved to be cleared.
04:55Any leads on who really hurt Mal?
04:58Nothing yet.
05:02Here you go.
05:03You might as well have this.
05:04I guess I'm going to have to get to work.
05:05All right.
05:06See you later.
05:07See you later, yeah.
05:14Would you like to book an appointment to come in and talk through some options?
05:19Oh, you would?
05:20Oh, you would?
05:21Well, that's great.
05:22How about...
05:24How about three o'clock this afternoon?
05:28Great.
05:29All right.
05:29Well, that's in there for you.
05:31Okay.
05:31Hey, thank you, Mrs. Swanson.
05:33That's lovely.
05:34And we'll see you later.
05:35All right.
05:36Thank you so much.
05:37Bye-bye.
05:38Bye.
05:40There you see.
05:43Your reputation will keep those customers coming through that door long after old Annie's
05:47been bad-mouthing you.
05:49I wouldn't be so sure.
05:51What do you mean?
05:52Look.
05:53Why?
05:53What is it?
05:54One-star reviews.
05:56Loads of them.
05:58I don't even recognise half these names.
06:00These aren't our clients.
06:01Annie's clearly made all those up.
06:03Well, it doesn't matter.
06:05Our ratings plummeted overnight.
06:08Oh.
06:11Bernie, two cream cakes over here, please.
06:14My treat.
06:15No, no.
06:16No, thank you.
06:17Mary Taylor turning down a cream cake.
06:20I knew you'd get designs above your station after going to those awards.
06:24Well, no, I just need to get back to the shop.
06:27And you need to get to that meeting in Gorton in half an hour.
06:31Hadn't you better get going?
06:32Are you keeping something from me?
06:35Like what?
06:36No.
06:37No, nothing.
06:38No.
06:38No.
06:39No.
06:42Hi, love.
06:43How'd you get on?
06:44They were there for arguing, but they stopped when I walked in.
06:47Right.
06:48And then I mentioned Mal and they got a proper squirmy.
06:51There you go.
06:53A fiver?
06:55Do you want bacon bar?
06:56Go on, then.
06:58What's the fiver, then?
06:59It's her.
07:10I don't know you're doing this.
07:12It's all a bit too fiddly for my little hobbit fingers.
07:15Oh, you're well off.
07:17Should I make us a brew instead?
07:19Oh, yeah, thanks.
07:20Hey, what do you think?
07:22I think she'll love it.
07:29All right, ladies.
07:32What have we got going on in here, then?
07:34Well, we're just making bracelets for me girls.
07:37They're visiting tomorrow with my son, so...
07:40All right, you don't mind if I have this one, then, do you?
07:41Uh, put it back.
07:46What?
07:47Put it back.
07:51Or else...
07:53Or else mash your face in.
07:59Not very community-spirited of you, is it?
08:06I remember that.
08:10Oh, Lou.
08:12Now, if you don't mind me saying so...
08:15I think that was very daft of you.
08:17Nah.
08:18She's all mouth.
08:21Ellie, look.
08:22It's the rush.
08:23I'm not in a rush.
08:24Yeah, yeah, he won't let me have a snack at Roy's.
08:26It's because she only had your dinner half an hour ago.
08:28Who were you, snack police?
08:29Listen, come on, I'm...
08:32Kathy is gonna wonder where we are.
08:34Well, let her where the boss is.
08:36Oh, yeah, I dare you to say that to her.
08:37No chance.
08:39Since when do we go for a walk?
08:40Since now.
08:41Just come on.
08:42Why?
08:43Because I want to show you something.
08:44Oh, no.
08:46What?
08:46You're not bought another horse, have you?
08:47Oh, heck.
08:49What is it, then?
08:50See?
08:51Hello?
08:53Yeah, speaking.
09:03When?
09:07No, honestly, this is...
09:10No, listen.
09:11Thanks for telling me.
09:13You're okay.
09:15Yeah, thanks.
09:15Bye.
09:17Everything all right, mate?
09:18Who was that?
09:19Your dad's ex.
09:20What's happened, love?
09:22He's dead.
09:25Dad's dead.
09:28Babes.
09:45Right.
09:46Get those down your neck.
09:48On the house.
09:49Cheers, my girl.
09:51Ah, my dad's favourite.
09:53Cheers.
09:54Cheers.
09:55Cheers.
09:58I should have gone to see him.
09:59Don't beat yourself up about it, mate.
10:01He had every reason not to.
10:05Dad.
10:07You all right, love?
10:08Mm-mm.
10:09Yeah.
10:09You okay?
10:11I'm not sure, really.
10:13He's going to scramble this.
10:14Yeah, I got off the phone with her before.
10:16She's going to let Andy and the rest of the family now.
10:20You were nice, Cassie.
10:22What's this?
10:23A party?
10:25No.
10:25Steve's dad's died.
10:27Not Jim.
10:29Sorry, mate.
10:30Yeah, Cassie.
10:31Look at you.
10:33What, have you put your best togs on in Jim's honour?
10:35No.
10:37I had a thing.
10:38What thing?
10:39A thing that's nothing to do with you.
10:44This is for you, love.
10:45Oh, thanks.
10:47What did your grandad die of?
10:49I think he'd been ill for a bit.
10:51Still a shock, though.
10:52I bet.
10:53Amy.
10:54Oh, prayer.
11:01You just found her on the doorstep?
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:05Yep.
11:06I actually thought it might be David's love child, you know, just left at the wrong address.
11:09Well, I wouldn't put it past him.
11:11Actually, no, that's not fair.
11:12He's many things, but he is very loyal.
11:14Mm.
11:15Nothing can be said for most men.
11:16Why should I clear up after Rob's mess yet again?
11:21You know, he tried to kill me.
11:24But you can't hold that against a six-month-old baby, though.
11:27Sarah, two children.
11:29Two children he's got now, which he'll never be able to have a proper relationship with because of his own
11:34stupidity.
11:36What?
11:36Well, how is what you're doing any different from Rob?
11:38You've got the opportunity here to have a proper relationship with Connie, and you're not taking it.
11:45Why?
11:49Thanks for bobbing in.
11:50I know you're busy.
11:52Nothing.
11:53I can't wait.
11:54Right.
11:56Two things.
11:58First, I want to know what really happened with Mal.
12:01You know I can't give you any information about an open case, so...
12:05Did you put him in hospital?
12:07No.
12:09I'm not an idiot.
12:11I know you lied to your colleague yesterday about the CCTV, and you and Sarah have fallen out.
12:16And you've not been able to look me in the eye since it happened.
12:19Well, you should be a detective.
12:21Am I right, then?
12:24I gave him a bit of a shove, right?
12:27I didn't mean him to end up in hospital, and I didn't mean you to get the blame.
12:31I was going to hand myself in yesterday, and then I seen you released, so...
12:35You kept some?
12:36Yeah.
12:37I'm too, right?
12:38No-one deserves to serve time for him.
12:43And the second thing?
12:45What?
12:46You said you were...
12:47Oh, yeah.
12:48Yeah, yeah.
12:49Erm, well, I wanted to say goodbye, cos, er...
12:52Dev's booked us a last minute to Tenerife.
12:55Bit of relaxation.
12:58Reset the relationship, you know?
13:00Yeah.
13:01Well, sounds like a really good idea.
13:02Yeah, I don't think I deserve it, though.
13:04I disagree.
13:06Have an amazing time.
13:08Thanks, kid.
13:10Can you keep your nose clean whilst I'm away?
13:16I'll see you.
13:18Ta-ra, darling.
13:25Yeah, me and Andy would have been, what, about seven?
13:29Dad was stationed in Osnabrook.
13:32There was nothing really had to do, so...
13:35We got up to all sorts, you know.
13:37Used to drive me mum up the wall.
13:38Well, no change there, then.
13:40You were wild when you got here.
13:42But me dad made sure every Saturday he got us out of there, out of me mum's there.
13:47My dad did the same.
13:48Normally to the pub.
13:49But we got scampi fries and a glass of lemonade.
13:52Uh, I used to go to the swimming baths.
13:55A good one, actually.
13:57Had a diving board and...
13:59Oh, my dad didn't rate our dives.
14:02That is the dad you should hold in your memory.
14:05The good man who loved spending time with his kids.
14:08Wait a minute.
14:12I haven't got many memories of them.
14:14I used to love coming round to see you when you were little.
14:18Always have, like, a random present for you, you know?
14:22Ah!
14:23What are you two gossiping about?
14:25Nothing.
14:26I'll get back to Steve.
14:28Don't lie, Mary.
14:30You've been weird all day.
14:31And I saw that order you didn't want me to see.
14:34Two hundred white croissants
14:35and a huge roll of green ribbon.
14:38Yes.
14:39No name on the order.
14:41Oh, they were for me, then.
14:42What?
14:43Yeah, they were for me.
14:44I'd had a massive argument with Sally and I wanted to say sorry.
14:48You bought Sally a bouquet in Weather County colours?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Yeah, we can both enjoy them, can't we?
14:55What did she put in your pocket?
14:56No.
15:00I knew it.
15:02She was going to propose, weren't she?
15:04Shh!
15:05Tracy, listen.
15:06I really can't say anything, OK?
15:08Why not?
15:08Because Steve's dad's just died.
15:11And even you wouldn't be so inconsiderate
15:13as to burden him with this.
15:14Burden him?
15:15You took the words right out of my mouth.
15:17That's not what I meant.
15:18Cassie is waiting for a better time.
15:21Don't spoil it for her.
15:22Do you know, I don't know what's worse.
15:24Your dad dying or being proposed to by that cow.
15:27Tracy, just keep your drum short.
15:28Or what?
15:29Or Amy will never forgive you.
15:32You guys are pathetic.
15:34As if I care either way.
15:58Shh, shh, shh.
16:00Shh, shh.
16:02Shh, shh.
16:04Shh, shh.
16:12I was pregnant once.
16:18When?
16:21Long time ago, when me and Peter first got married.
16:32When I first found out, I was like, get me down to that clinic now.
16:38No.
16:42But then I couldn't do it.
16:48Because for the first time in my life, I actually, um, I actually could imagine myself being a mom, you
16:57know?
17:07She would have been 11 now.
17:09She would have been 11 now, but then I'd have lost her.
17:11Oh, Carla.
17:14I was just five months along.
17:15Drunk.
17:20I wasn't very nice.
17:22I never really tell you a reason, do they, but I know what it was.
17:30It was at the time of Rob and Tina and Peter and a lot of stress.
17:40I'm so sorry.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I'm only telling you this because I wanted to explain why I was a hard-faced cow earlier.
17:53When I found out that she was his, I just thought, how dare you?
17:58How dare you be able to have what you took from me, you know?
18:07I was devastated when I lost her.
18:14But I got over it a long time ago.
18:20Or I thought I had.
18:24Lisa, I love my life.
18:26I love it.
18:27I love you and Betsy and I don't need anything else.
18:30Carla, I've...
18:33I've put kids in the care system and it's no picnic.
18:36I mean, you know.
18:39I mean, of course they try their best, but they're overstretched and it's just...
18:49If you really don't think that you can do it...
18:51I just don't know how.
18:53I don't know how to look after her.
18:59I'll show you.
19:03We can do it together.
19:05I promise.
19:05You promise?
19:07You promise, dear?
19:08Yes, I promise.
19:12That does mean equal share of nappy duty, though.
19:16She's not a bit like you.
19:20She's got Rob's eyebrows pocket.
19:25First Bobby, now that one.
19:28Why am I forever clearing up his mess?
19:32Well, as far as messes go, that's the cutest one I've ever seen.
19:38Hey.
19:42You can do this.
19:49Well, pneumonia got him in the end.
19:53Slow and painful.
19:56Don't do this yourself, Steve.
19:58Come on.
19:59I wonder if you knew he was gonna die.
20:01Hmm?
20:02I mean, I'm never gonna know what he wanted to say to me, but...
20:06Nah, I'm sure he knew you loved him deep down.
20:09Well, I said some really bad things.
20:12All of which he deserved.
20:13But anyway, hold on.
20:14No, no, no.
20:15No, no.
20:16You've had enough.
20:17I promise Cassie'll get you home.
20:19Come on.
20:19I thought we were having a lock-in.
20:21Yeah, you've had enough.
20:22We can reconvene the dead dad's club tomorrow.
20:25What's that supposed to mean?
20:27Well, Nathan, just...
20:28We're all in the same boat, aren't we?
20:29Oh, really?
20:30We're in the same boat.
20:31I'm sorry.
20:31I never knew your dad, but I'm guessing that you never slept with your ex.
20:36Or robbed a building society by shotgun.
20:40Oh, here you are.
20:41Here's one for you.
20:42Scammed you out of a load of money pretending that your dead sister was still alive.
20:48I think that's bad.
20:49I should tell you about my dad sometime.
20:52Maybe not.
20:52It's not competition, is it?
20:54I meant no offence, mate.
20:55Mate?
20:56Mate?
20:56He's not even in the ground.
20:58You're making jokes.
21:00And I'm not supposed to be offended.
21:02All right, all right.
21:03Calm down.
21:05Maybe we should just see ourselves out, eh?
21:06Yeah, whatever.
21:07Yeah.
21:08He's dead.
21:08It's not funny, Steve.
21:11We've all had the drink, all right?
21:12Let's just get you home.
21:13He's dead.
21:14I never even...
21:15I never even saw him.
21:17I never even got to say goodbye.
21:26I never thought of it.
21:28I never thought of...
21:28I never thought of it.
21:29Next and I...
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