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00:19Oh, Mother, I wanted to show you something.
00:21Oh, that is fine work, my brother.
00:24We used to do it all the time, my mother and me.
00:26I mean, Christmas was the only time that I could be myself with all the fun colors and clothes.
00:33I play Melchior in the church nativity play, and my mom took me to Joanne's to buy fabric for this
00:38big gold robe that I would wear in the show.
00:40I mean, even my dad.
00:41When I came out of my bedroom to show him, he laughed.
00:49I mean, any other day, and he would have taken off his belt.
00:54Well, in this house, you can be the king of Arabia and wear golden robes every day of the year.
01:01All right, now, come on, children, gather around.
01:03We got another tradition starting this Christmas.
01:04All of y'all get to ask your mother for one thing she can put under the tree for y
01:08'all to open on Christmas morning with and reason.
01:12All right, don't go asking me for no damn Subaru.
01:14I want Python high-top sneakers with a snake scale.
01:19Ryan, you can't yell it out like that, like we on the prices.
01:21Ryan, you need to write a note to your mother Santa, put it under the tree so she can find.
01:26Angel, please write your notes.
01:31I told you I didn't want anything for Christmas.
01:33It's Christmas.
01:34I mean, everybody wants something, right?
01:38I don't know.
01:44When I was six years old, my father took me with him to the department store to buy some Christmas
01:49presents.
01:50I saw this one pair of red pumps with a four-inch heel.
01:59I swear to God, I had never seen anything quite so beautiful in my entire life.
02:05When no one was looking, I took one, snuck it home, hidden underneath my coat.
02:13When we got to the apartment, I tried running straight to my room.
02:18I slipped out and fell onto the floor, right in front of my mother and my father.
02:25I begged them to let me keep it.
02:33My father's...
02:35My father slapped me across the face.
02:43For stealing.
02:46But more so for what I chose to steal.
02:51I mean, what kind of little boy cries over a pet and leather red pump, right?
03:00He treated me different after that.
03:19If she doesn't want a present, can I have hers?
03:21No, boy.
03:22What?
03:23Finish putting these corns to pop in.
03:24Look at that it is.
03:25Yo, don't be clowning my stuff, bud.
03:27Yeah, but they look crazy.
03:27Nah, but they look good, though.
03:29Man, what you talking about?
03:30You seen your beads?
03:31They look great.
03:31They look foo-foo.
03:35The category is best dressed, high class, in a fur coat.
03:45Me!
03:46Chinchilla!
03:47Come on, Punch Queens!
03:49I better see Bugs Bunny on your goddamn face!
03:54I don't know if I'm ready for this.
03:56I can't compete with them.
03:57If you want to be in the house of Evangelista, you gotta compete.
04:01Do it for us.
04:05Ooh!
04:06Giving us Ralph Lauren in tail.
04:10Lil' tail ain't never hurt nobody, baby.
04:13Jump into your four, three, eight, seven, eight, six, and seven.
04:20Go!
04:28And what have we here?
04:30Looking like a great raccoon.
04:34Zephyr better not touch the ground.
04:37Oh!
04:38The lining!
04:40The lining is the only thing to touch the ground, my darling.
04:44That is how it is done.
04:46Ah, judges, you're full.
04:48Head, head, head, head.
04:50Oh, man!
04:53This nice pivot.
04:56Look at here.
04:57Don't run into this one in the dark alley, ladies.
05:00Yes, there we have it.
05:03Who's coming next?
05:11Oh, my.
05:16It is this Billy Dee Williams we have here in length, serving us, butch, serving us, masculinity.
05:26Yay!
05:27You love it.
05:28You long for it.
05:30I'm having all of it.
05:32Your floor, judges.
05:32Please, please, please, ten, ten, nine.
05:35Ten, nine.
05:37Ten, nine.
05:39First runner up, Mr. Billy Dee Williams in the white list.
05:57All right, all right, I know it's time for all of y'all to collect your trophies and go home,
06:01but before you do, house mothers and fathers, sound the call across the land that our next event is going
06:08to be the biggest of the year.
06:09The snowball, right? And I expect to see you all there in your holiday best. Good night.
06:17The theme for our look is Santa's workshop and we'll be all dressed as elves and you'll be Mrs. Close.
06:23My festive theatrical child.
06:25And Ricky's going to help me, if that's okay.
06:27He doesn't need my permission. I'm not his mother.
06:31Well, since he has a trophy, I'd like for you to consider letting him join the house of Evangelista.
06:38Tell me, where'd you get the coat?
06:40It was my grandmother's.
06:41Don't bullshit me. That offends me.
06:48Mopped it. I'm a coat check midtown.
06:51I just wanted to get a trophy, so I borrowed it, but I'm going to take it back.
06:54That's not what Evangelista's about.
07:00Let's get something straight.
07:01I'm not running a halfway home. We're a family and I'm building a legacy.
07:05I'll admit you got something special, but you're cocky. Judges don't want arrogance, they want confidence.
07:10If you want to win grand prize, we're going to need to work on your struts.
07:15See, I told you she let you in.
07:16No, this is a trial run. You better bring it at the snowball.
07:22Okay.
07:23I'm being a good person by letting you in, which means I do not want you distracting Damon from his
07:29studies.
07:29If you plan on living under my roof, I expect you to keep him on track.
07:33I promise, Blanca.
07:34Good.
07:36And you can call me Martha.
07:40Cheers.
07:42Cheers.
07:43Cheers, Mother.
07:44Ooh, I like the ring of that.
07:59Oh, I like the ring of that.
08:26Oh, I like the ring of that.
08:58Constance, is this your lunch?
09:02Let's be Marian on duty.
09:05She never brings it in.
09:32It's Christmas.
09:35I'm a prince.
09:39That's with me, Clara.
09:43Tony, you need to get back into bed.
09:45Get away!
09:47You're ruining it.
09:48Nurse!
09:49Nurse!
09:50Nurse!
09:59She didn't even give you a fork to eat this fucking meal with.
10:02I'm not even hungry.
10:02Bullshit, you have to eat something to get your strength back.
10:06Don't look at me like that.
10:08You have pneumonia.
10:10I've seen people walk out of this hospital much worse than that.
10:17We got Christmas plans, baby.
10:20Go see the windows on 5th.
10:23Take a carriage ride through Central Park.
10:26Go see the Nutcracker.
10:31I wonder if you could hear what was I doing out of bed.
10:37You were dancing.
10:40You've always been my most brilliant, dedicated student.
10:46You were dancing, my darling.
11:00I can't believe I'm going to spend my last Christmas in here.
11:08This is incredible.
11:11I ain't never met anyone who was a real genius, but you have the gift.
11:16You need to make a New Year's resolution, pray tell.
11:18Elevate your game.
11:19Get your designs on a real runway.
11:22A happy man knows his place.
11:25Whoever got anywhere by knowing their place, a man who knows his place might as well be a
11:28dead man.
11:29A resolution ain't nothing without a friend to kick your ass to make sure you stick to it.
11:33No point me fighting with you.
11:35I know.
11:35So shut up and finish pinning.
11:37I'm going to melt the snowball with this piece of finery.
11:39Send a lecture limping into the New Year.
11:43What you doing for Christmas Day?
11:45Nothing.
11:45I'll probably go to the movies.
11:47They have discount matinees.
11:49The theater's all quiet and empty.
11:52What about that cute guy you've been seeing that works for the city?
11:56He is at Roosevelt Hospital.
11:58What?
11:59Yeah.
12:02You two was out dancing at Esquilita's just last month.
12:04Yes.
12:06How bad.
12:11Pneumonia, we don't need to talk about this right now.
12:29You think this is the first time since I've been diagnosed that I had to talk about somebody
12:32dying of this plague?
12:35Don't you dare treat me as delicate.
12:38The worst part is that I'm used to it by now.
12:44You know how many boyfriends I've seen go in there over the last four years.
12:51How are we supposed to get invested in someone if they can be gone a week later?
12:58As if this life wasn't hard enough.
13:14Do your kids know you're positive?
13:16No.
13:16What good would that do?
13:18I'm trying to build something that lasts beyond me.
13:23And none of them are going to commit to what I need them to do if they think I might
13:28leave
13:29them tomorrow.
13:29Not that I'm going anywhere.
13:31And no way you are sitting all alone in a movie theater getting fat off popcorn on Christmas.
13:37You're coming to supper at my house.
13:40Can you close your eyes for me?
13:44Okay.
14:00Open.
14:09We've got all brand new appliances, microwave, toaster.
14:16We've got all new Formica countertops.
14:22I've got the TV and VCR.
14:26They're on order.
14:27That should be arriving next week.
14:30Yeah.
14:34This is so beautiful.
14:46Oh my god.
15:02I don't know what to say.
15:04There's something I think that you should have.
15:08I feel so safe here.
15:11Like nothing could ever hurt me.
15:17Can you make me a promise?
15:20When we get to know each other, I know you have your kids and stuff.
15:31But if you could just come at night, even just for an hour, pour a glass of eggnog or whatever,
15:42it would really make this place feel like a home to me.
15:45of course, I'm good.
15:47Of course I want.
16:02If you could just come at night, you could just come at night or something.
16:10It would really make you happy.
16:11It would really make you happy.
16:13How do we cry?
16:14A lot of times are you okay?
16:14Oh, you're okay?
16:14Maybe I won't know.
16:14Maybe she's good.
16:14Oh, you're okay?
16:14What's that?
16:16Remember I said the same thing to you
16:21You don't have to be frightened with my love
16:25Because I'll never give up on you
16:29Let's wait a while for the boys to lay
16:34You don't care what's love
16:39Love
16:42Let's wait a while
16:46Let's do it, let's wait a while
16:49Wait a while
16:51Oh no, let's do it, let's wait a while
16:55Wait a while, let's go too far
17:00I said
17:10Wide legs, yes, yes
17:17There you go
17:19Sorry to interrupt, Miss St. Rogers has a call from you
17:24Continue everyone
17:28Mrs. Helena
17:34When did he
17:38This morning
17:40No, no, I don't have his parents' information
17:43I'm not family
17:46I'm just his teacher
17:49Five, six, seven, eight
17:51One, two, three, four
17:53Five, six, seven, eight
17:54Feeling, more feeling, more feeling, more feel
17:58Papi, that's not what I choreographed
18:00You look like a gremlin
18:01I ain't a dancer
18:02Look, it's like this
18:03If you are going to win at Snowball
18:05And we are all walking as a house
18:07You have to do it like this
18:09Because that's the way to win, okay
18:10So just watch me
18:11Five, six, five, six, seven, eight
18:15One, two, three, four
18:17Down, got it?
18:18Yeah
18:18Okay
18:19Five, six, seven, eight
18:22Yes, that's great
18:23Yes, that's great
18:24Yeah, yeah, yeah
18:26Now you just gotta learn the other 50 moves
18:29Okay
18:29Okay, but that was good
18:30That was good
18:30Yeah
18:31I'm gonna be here all day
18:32You got it?
18:34Oh my god, I'm late
18:35Papi, ignore them
18:37You're doing great
18:37Keep practicing, okay
18:38Yo, Papi
18:39Good job
18:40Good job
18:41Good job
18:41Good job
18:42You found out
18:43I'm gonna touch all of you
18:45Five, six, seven, eight
18:47Two, two, three, four
18:49Five, six, seven, eight
18:50Three, two, three, four
18:52Five, six, seven, eight
18:54Four, two
18:54Get that leg higher
18:55Higher
18:57Stop
18:58Damon
18:59I'm sorry, I'm not
19:00Warmed up
19:01Warmed up was half an hour ago
19:03When class started
19:05I'm sorry, I was coming from all the way uptown
19:07And I just
19:07Marcus
19:08Marcus, where'd you come from for class?
19:10Crown Heights
19:11Uh-huh, he was on time
19:12Why you gotta call me out in front of everybody like that?
19:15I have two tools I use to get students to reach their potential
19:19Encouragement
19:20And Shane
19:21Taking you to the ballet
19:22That was encouragement
19:24But that didn't work
19:25So now I'm moving on to Shane
19:27I took a chance on you
19:30And I don't care if you think you're the next Alvin Ailey
19:32You will never know if you don't have any respect for me
19:35Or this place
19:36Or yourself
19:36I love this place
19:38I mean, it's everything to me
19:39But weren't you the one that told me to go out into the world
19:42And explore my artistry and find my own voice?
19:44Greatness comes from suffering
19:47From failing over and over until you bleed and cry
19:51And then finally something inside just cracks open
19:54I've got time
19:56Time is not your friend
19:57It's coming for you
19:59For all of us
20:00It shows no mercy
20:02And it always wins
20:03And then you're gone
20:05Forgotten
20:09I'm really sorry
20:10I was getting ready for a ball
20:12A ball?
20:13Is that the size of your dreams now?
20:17Get out of my class
20:18What?
20:20Now
20:29Let's go from the top
20:30And
20:31Five, six, seven, eight
20:33I'm not kidding
20:34It's like a superpower right now
20:35I can tell just by looking at you
20:37How are you grooming pure with you?
20:49Wasn't that an executive council meeting?
20:51Yeah
20:52I, uh
20:53I had this idea
20:54That if movies and TV shows
20:55Want to shoot an end of our properties
20:57That they should give the boss a cameo
20:59And they thought it was such a good idea
21:01I should tell it directly to him
21:02Instead of taking it to me first?
21:08That's my lane, buddy
21:10I, I didn't mean any disrespect
21:14Nobody stopped you from coming into that meeting
21:23Say
21:24What are you up to on Christmas, huh?
21:36Electra, abundance?
21:38Come right with me
21:39Come right with me
22:08Morning, Electra
22:08I'm Dr. Gottfried
22:09Please, have a seat
22:11I apologize for being vague on the phone
22:13We're a new program at the hospital
22:15And we have to operate under the radar for now
22:17I'm a bit nervous
22:18I haven't been to the doctor since 79
22:20Oh, that is a long time
22:22We should definitely do some blood work
22:23I don't have the virus
22:25Well, that's good to hear
22:26But AIDS care isn't my specialty
22:28I'm a urologist
22:30Our new program
22:32Specializes in holistic care
22:34Something lacking for transsexual patients
22:37It's the kind of practice my mentor Dr. Peter Harris
22:40Formalized in the 60s and 70s
22:42God rest his soul
22:43That man saved my life
22:45Anything he told me to do
22:46I did it
22:47Psychological evaluations
22:49Hormone shots
22:50Electrolysis
22:51Everything
22:52Dr. Harris helped me find Electra
22:55Well, we fought hard to keep the clinic open after his death
22:58But the hospital was overwhelmed with AIDS patients
23:01And it didn't help that the board thought what we did was unnatural and unnecessary
23:05They wanted us to just go away
23:07And we did for a bit
23:08But we are back
23:09And I am building the foremost practice and research center for transsexual medicine in the United States
23:16Which is why I called you
23:18Me?
23:19You are at the top of Dr. Harris' wait list for sexual reassignment surgery
23:22It's even noted in his records that he tried to call you numerous times
23:26Why didn't you follow up with him?
23:28The list was long
23:29I didn't have the luxury to sit around waiting
23:31I didn't resign
23:32I just hustled my ass off dancing in glass boxes to fulfill my most immediate needs
23:37Show world?
23:38I have other patients employed there
23:40Employed makes it sound like a profession
23:42It's a freak show
23:43Well, I have a space reserved for you
23:45You are an ideal candidate
23:46And if your blood work and your physical examination clear
23:49We could operate in the new year
23:51How much does it all cost?
23:53I will have my nurse go over the details with you
24:12What is that?
24:15Arethe
24:15I thought we'd bring a little holiday spirit in here
24:18I tried to tell her a wreath ain't gonna fix my mood
24:21Christmas ain't nothing but a sad ass reminder of what we don't have
24:24Well, maybe we should do it up this year
24:27Get a tree, some presents
24:28Make it a Christmas to remember
24:30Maybe your daddy could help us out this year
24:32How dare you?
24:33I'm not some white girl toting an unlimited American Express card in my Gucci bag
24:36You girls never think about how hard I work
24:38You never see my burden
24:40All you see are the jewels and the furs
24:42And you think I live some high life
24:43But you don't know that he counts everything he gives to me
24:46Every single cent
24:47Every single goddamn gift
24:49And anything I manage to steal away
24:51Goes to abundance
24:52The rent
24:53The lights
24:53The food
24:54We're grateful
24:55For all you do for us, mother
25:03Girls
25:03I'm sorry
25:06Sometimes I get in a bad mood
25:07Particularly around the holidays
25:08But why should I take that out on you
25:10You're stupid
25:12But not incapable
25:13Let's get going
25:14Mother has a plan to deck these fucking halls
25:31Let's go
25:32Let's go
25:32Snow's coming down
25:34Let's go
25:36I'm watching you fall
25:38Let's go
25:39As the people around
25:41Let's go
25:43Baby, please
25:44Time the hall
25:45Let's go
25:46The church bells and bells are ringing a song, what a happy town, baby please down the hall.
26:01Now.
26:09Back in the morning, get back in here.
26:12Stop it.
26:17Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
26:28Oh, my.
26:29I ain't never seen this much money all in one place.
26:32That's why we hit the bucket up on Madison.
26:35Every dollar one of those rich Upper East Side bitches put in that bucket is a gift back to themselves.
26:39Wipes away all the guilt they feel about spending all that money on silliness to put under their tree.
26:43Wait, but isn't this money supposed to go to, like, starving kids or something?
26:46Uh-uh.
26:47If we ain't charity, then who is?
26:49When is the last time you had a present under the Christmas tree?
26:52Exactly.
26:53My daddy used to buy me trucks for Christmas, and I would just steal my sister's Barbie dolls and have
26:58Barbie riding around in them trucks like a queen or some shit.
27:01Fuck Barbie.
27:01They had Olympic Barbie, Malibu Barbie, Dr. Barbie, all kinds of Barbies, but they only had one black Barbie, Christy.
27:08And she was still built like a white girl.
27:10There is $2,300 here.
27:14A Christmas miracle.
27:15Thank you, Jesus.
27:16We can get three trees now.
27:18Trees, girl.
27:19We can get wigs.
27:20The humankind.
27:21Girl, we can go to the spa.
27:22Oh, my God.
27:22And get a massage.
27:23Ooh.
27:24Them red boots we saw the other day.
27:26Them snakeskin boots.
27:26Oh, those are so cute, girl.
27:27Those would look so good on me.
27:29If we could walk the runway in those, girl, we would lay in the house down, booze, girl.
27:34Ooh.
27:34We can go to Bloomingdale's and not that cheap shit.
27:37Oh, yes.
27:38Absolutely.
27:39All of your Christmas dreams will come true.
27:56That's $2,300.
27:57More than enough for a deposit for my surgery.
28:00You can sign me up.
28:16It's a different thing to be a mother who chooses her children.
28:19We've got to deal with our mistakes and also the mistakes of the mothers who brought them
28:22into this world.
28:23We don't get the benefits of a clean slate.
28:25And I've seen a lot of mothers in my world use that as some sort of excuse for bad behavior,
28:30but not me.
28:31Once you're in my house, you're my responsibility.
28:34And Damon doesn't understand, Jet, that we don't got but so much time in this world and
28:38that the people out there are going to start stealing pieces of his from him.
28:42What's stealing from him is his interest in those balls.
28:45What we do here is work.
28:48Not the instant gratification that comes from dressing up and walking for a trophy.
28:53Excuse me?
28:55Miss Uptown Fancy, what's your African jewels and your sterling silver?
28:59We can talk about Damon, but what we're not going to do is sit here and look down our noses
29:03at my world.
29:04Do you have any idea the work and struggle that goes into walking a category?
29:08The point is I do understand, which is why I'm saying Damon doesn't have time for both.
29:12And unless a mother forces a child to make the right choice, he's going to choose the
29:16work that makes him feel good right now.
29:18So you're questioning my parenting skills now?
29:22There's a difference between inspiration and distraction.
29:25Damon has more God-given talent than most, but not enough to succeed without real commitment.
29:32Damon, at the end of the semester, I'm going to make cuts.
29:35At this point, Damon doesn't make it.
29:40I'm home.
29:42Uh-uh, these are for decorating later.
29:44Sit down.
29:45I went and talked to your teacher this morning.
29:46She called.
29:47I'm sorry.
29:48I should have told you, but I thought I could get it all figured out before you even had
29:50to know.
29:51Well, here's a subway pass and a bus pass, so you can never use the excuse that you had
29:55no money for tokens.
29:56And you was late because you had to walk to class.
29:58You will not blow this opportunity while you are living in my house.
30:02I'm sorry, Mother.
30:02I know.
30:03I already told Ricky that I'm not going to be around as much.
30:05I promise.
30:06I'll be good from now on.
30:07Oh, and no balls for a month until you can prove to me that you can keep your word.
30:11Yeah, but not the snowball, right?
30:12No balls means no balls.
30:14What?
30:15I told you how much Christmas means to me.
30:17It's my one time of year, and you're taking that away from me?
30:20The one thing that I care about.
30:22But you know what?
30:23I'm going no matter what you say.
30:25You can't stop me from walking if I want to.
30:27No, but I can't throw your shit out the window and on the street.
30:29If you do, you want to fucking try to...
30:31And I hate you for doing this to me.
30:32Well, go and hate me in your room.
30:50Can I help you?
30:52Yeah, I'm looking for something for my wife.
30:53My mommy!
30:54What is her skin tone?
30:56Different metals and gemstones look best with specific skin tones.
30:59Never heard that before.
31:01She's got brownish-reddish hair, pale skin, brown eyes.
31:05She has a cool skin tone.
31:07You don't want white gold or silver, nothing yellow, and a bright stone.
31:10Now, I have this really lovely white gold bracelet, twin rubies.
31:19What do you think?
31:21Think mommy'd like that?
31:23Pop it up for me.
31:39Hey, honey.
31:40Why don't you go play in that little playground out there?
31:42I'll be up there in one minute, okay?
31:44Okay.
31:48Thanks.
31:52Uh, what about somebody with a darker skin tone, like Puerto Rican?
31:57White gold is going to make her look ruddy.
31:59You want yellow gold with an earthy stone.
32:02Like this.
32:04Yellow gold necklace with the orange sapphire pendant.
32:13Between you and me?
32:14Yeah, I always say to spend more on the gift for the guma.
32:16Ah, if your wife isn't happy, she isn't going to be calling your house at two in the morning.
32:22I don't know what you're talking about.
32:23Sure, I'll wrap it in a separate box.
32:28Thanks.
32:29Oh, my.
32:34Oh, my.
32:41Oh, my.
32:45Oh, my.
32:51Oh, my.
33:03Merry Christmas.
33:06I'd like to come in New Jersey to do my Christmas shopping.
33:08The sales tax is 2% lower here than in the city.
33:10I was in the neighborhood. I figured I would just stop by and give you guys my gifts.
33:14It's not wise to drink alone.
33:25This place is so suburban.
33:27I mean that as a compliment.
33:29And any man who tells you that he wouldn't give it all up to end up in his own version
33:32of this place is lying to you.
33:34I'd prefer a little more flash in the decor.
33:36At least four kids, but the woman...
33:39The woman would be just like you.
33:47All you playboys long for family life, but you couldn't stand it once you got it.
33:55I was 25, maybe.
33:58But now...
34:00Now I get lonely, especially at this time of year.
34:11When does Stan get home?
34:13Um, he's out Christmas shopping with our daughter.
34:18I'm used to not seeing him around much these days.
34:20You have him working such crazy hours.
34:22He's more married to you than he is to me.
34:25I don't think I've ever called Stan into the city after hours.
34:29Well, if you're not calling him in, then who is?
34:35Beats me.
34:36I'm not the only one he reports to.
34:40You should ask him.
34:49I get why he's working so hard, though.
34:53I mean, I was the same way at first.
34:56Nothing feels better than success.
34:59And you get addicted.
35:02The problem is that you can't control yourself, and...
35:04You start caring more about the next fix.
35:08New suit, new car, new girl.
35:11Instead of what's really important.
35:14Family.
35:19But you can understand that, right?
35:21People need that ego hit sometimes.
35:26Even in the suburbs.
35:30But when was the last time you had an experience that was brand new?
35:38One that was just for you.
35:52Where?
35:54You've kissed all those supermodels and beauty queens,
35:57and you're still not very good at it.
36:00I'll do better next time.
36:02There won't be a next time.
36:04Hey, honey.
36:06Whose Mercedes is out front?
36:13Stanley.
36:15Welcome home.
36:17What are you doing here?
36:19Playing Santa.
36:20Dropping our presents for you and the kids.
36:25All the way out to Jersey?
36:31Come sit on my lap.
36:34Thanks for coming by, man.
36:36I'll show you out.
36:39Patty.
36:40Thank you for the wine in the chat.
36:41Yep, thanks, Matt.
36:42Merry Christmas.
36:46Heck of a woman you got there, Stan.
36:50Don't fuck it up.
36:54Next time you want to come to my house,
36:57you call me first.
37:00Merry Christmas, bud.
37:05Let's go take a bath.
37:07Patty!
37:08What was all that about?
37:09He told you.
37:10He was just dropping off some presents.
37:20Are y'all ready?
37:22Are y'all ready?
37:22Because the category is...
37:25Stone Cold Face.
37:30Here she comes.
37:32Slender.
37:32A żlender!
37:33Herteigancy!
37:34Which is much bigger.
37:37An abyss?見onizing.
37:39Nine, nine Nine,
37:41nine Thank you
37:42very much.
37:47Next! This is the
37:49face category.
37:51Not a fashion category. It's
37:52watching. If God has
37:53to've given you
37:54the eyebrows of Brooke Shields...
37:56Show the motherfuckers all!
38:01And the princess has arrived!
38:10This chilling angel has clearly been resuscitated!
38:21Breatptaking scores for the frostiest bitch in New York!
38:26Miss Angel! Evangelista!
38:31You know it's yours! You know it's yours!
38:56How did we do?
38:57First runner-up!
38:59A fan?
39:00Yeah, we would've won if he were there.
39:03Tore my guts to keep it from you.
39:06Nah, you were right.
39:10You're a good mother.
39:21I was sitting here in the dark trying to remember when I found out Santa Claus wasn't real.
39:28No one ever told me straight out.
39:31It didn't come like a bullet, it came like poison.
39:36You know the kind that act real slow?
39:39So you don't even know it's there until you're dead.
39:41My sister made sure to tell me the second someone told her, it came right into my room and announced
39:48it.
39:48Santa ain't real.
39:51I couldn't have been more than four years old.
39:54Did you believe her?
39:57I mean, a hundred percent?
39:58Nah.
40:00I guess I did.
40:03I wanna go back there.
40:06Maybe not back home or to my parents, but...
40:12I wanna go back to when I could be innocent.
40:16Or at least remember when I lost it.
40:20You don't know that that feeling's not forever until it's too late.
40:51He's a man.
40:52Morning sleepyhead.
40:55Merry Christmas.
40:58Merry Christmas.
41:00Are you hungry? I made your breakfast.
41:02No.
41:04Christmas morning was always special in my house.
41:07Traditions are important to me.
41:08We'll start our own, then.
41:18Bang.
41:25What is it?
41:26You got to open it.
41:36This is the one that I was eyeing at the Wiz.
41:40Wait, did you mop this?
41:42No, I saved my coins.
41:44You deserve it.
41:45And more.
41:49Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
41:57Mmm.
41:59Is this my Christmas present?
42:01The first part.
42:02Yeah.
42:16I'm ready.
42:17I'm ready.
42:18Wait, are you sure?
42:26Ricky.
42:28I'm ready.
42:31Ricky.
42:32I'm ready.
42:36How do we play?
42:38This is a game of life, baby.
42:39You just, you, you spin the wheel.
42:41It's a walk-up.
42:42Yeah.
42:42And you move it through the board.
42:44And then you, uh, get stuff on the way.
42:46And whoever gets the most money and gets married and has the most kids at the end of the game
42:50wins.
42:51And if there isn't a part of the game where you pee every time you sneeze and every so-called
42:54friend disappoints you, it's a fraud.
42:56Bobby.
42:57A child should know the truth.
43:06Mommy missed one of her presents.
43:09You gotta give it to her.
43:11Stay here, okay?
43:18You missed one.
43:22Do it later.
43:26That's Christmas morning.
43:28There are more presents under that tree than the past three years combined.
43:32You've been acting like this the whole time.
43:34What's up with you?
43:35Matt told me about never making you more great.
43:39You've been lying to me.
43:43What the hell are you talking about?
43:44I'm talking about you being a cheating asshole.
43:46Talking about you sticking your dick in other women and then coming home to me.
43:50Who is she, huh?
43:51Is she one of those whore secretaries?
43:54Come on, kids.
43:54Mommy and Daddy need to talk.
43:56Wouldn't be Christmas without a fight.
43:59You lost your mind.
44:00This is your mother talking.
44:00She's constantly undermining you.
44:02Don't put this on me.
44:03I never said a bad word about you in my life.
44:05Not now, Mom, okay?
44:06Stop.
44:07Perry, stop.
44:08Listen to me.
44:10Matt isn't my only boss.
44:11I report to ten different people.
44:13He's jealous of what you and I have.
44:15Your daughter told me about the two presents.
44:19You couldn't have waited till you weren't with our kid to buy your girlfriend a present?
44:24I don't have a girlfriend.
44:30Merry Christmas.
44:34Merry Christmas.
44:37Yes, I bought a bracelet and a necklace.
44:40And I felt like shit about how much I've been working and I haven't been home to help with the
44:45kids.
44:45And so I bought you both.
44:51I'm sorry.
44:52I'm just...
44:53I'm not used to not having you around all the time.
44:56And it's just me and the kids and all these thoughts in my brain.
44:59I know.
45:01It's okay.
45:02It's okay.
45:06I just gotta make it through the next couple years, okay?
45:09You know what my favorite part of Christmas is?
45:11Your mom being here?
45:14No.
45:16No, and it's not the presents or the decorations or the music.
45:19It's...
45:20It's just us together as a family all day.
45:25I love you.
45:27I know, baby.
45:29I love you, too.
45:35Merry Christmas.
45:39Santa, baby.
45:41Santa, baby.
45:42Just slip a sable under the tree for me.
45:47Been an awful good girl, Santa, baby.
45:52So hurry down the chimney tonight.
46:00Santa, baby.
46:03A 54 convertible to light blue.
46:08I'll wait up for you, dear.
46:11Stop it.
46:11You're flattering me.
46:12Santa, baby.
46:13So hurry down the chimney tonight.
46:19Angel, you're naughty, naughty girl, you...
46:22Think of all the fun I've missed.
46:26Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed.
46:30Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list.
46:58Oh, my God.
47:17Boy, what are you doing?
47:19There's a reason it's wrapped.
47:20Just tell me if Blanca's coming.
47:22Put the present down, please.
47:32You think there's need more salt?
47:35Don't ask me.
47:36I never cooked anything besides a candy chunkies.
47:38Oh, well, what's wrong with you?
47:39You too. You still broken up about your married white boy?
47:42Get over it.
47:44You're here with your family now.
47:45The men will come and go, but we always here for you.
47:55The Target!
47:56Shit!
48:00What do I do?
48:01Open the window!
48:17What are we going to eat now?
48:22Watch y'all laugh for now.
48:36All right, before y'all fingers get greasy, let's open some of these gifts.
48:40You ain't going to tell me twice?
49:01I'm going to be stylin' and profilin'.
49:07I'm going to be stylin' and profilin'.
49:08Look inside.
49:11I'm going to be stylin' and profilin'.
49:14I'm going to be stylin' and profilin'.
49:15I need some socks for them feet.
49:24I got you.
49:26I got you.
49:29This one's for you.
49:39Before I met you, everything was in black and white.
49:41And that kind of thinking don't work in a grey world.
49:45You taught me to appreciate life and treasure every breath.
49:49You adjusted my focus and now I see in color.
49:53I just hope you do that for other people.
49:59Here.
50:07Angel, you didn't open your present.
50:10I told you I don't want anything.
50:12Oh girl, open it.
50:22Not with that fork.
50:24I see this.
50:27I see this.
50:54Four here.
51:09Temple-in' on the bed
51:19Lord Jesus, you got us bottom like bitches before we've been eaten.
51:23What is wrong with you?
51:30We all pitched in, Mother, and got you this.
51:41Cute wrapper.
51:44I picked it out.
51:53So it's a heart, because that's what you are to us.
51:57Our heart.
52:06Excuse me.
52:10I love y'all.
52:12But could we eat?
52:14Oh, boy.
52:16Please.
52:18Daddy's hungry.
52:19Yay!
52:21That's coming.
52:22Merry Christmas!