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مسلسل Raising Hope مترجم - Episode 2
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00:01Good morning.
00:03I was just making sure you were still breathing.
00:05You are, in case you were wondering.
00:08I'm sorry your first couple days here have been a little rough.
00:11Not only do I have no idea what I'm doing,
00:13but my parents had me when they were 15,
00:15so they're pretty much clueless as well.
00:19And that thing that happened yesterday
00:21with your great-great-mama...
00:24Ow! No biting!
00:30Let's just say I promise it will never happen again.
00:34Jimmy!
00:39Hey!
00:40You wanna go fake fight on the bridge?
00:42We're gonna throw each other into the river
00:43and watch people freak out as they drive by.
00:45Oh, man, that sounds awesome.
00:47I can't.
00:49Remember that girl I got pregnant that murdered those people?
00:52Yeah.
00:53They executed her.
00:54I got stuck with the baby.
00:56Not stuck.
00:57Didn't mean stuck.
00:58I'm cool with it.
01:00I gotta watch what I say.
01:01I don't know if she understands words yet.
01:03Anyway, I can't go jump off a bridge.
01:05I got a baby now.
01:13Here we go!
01:31Here we go!
01:38Oh, sweet. You made breakfast to Earl's.
01:42It's a good batch, too.
01:43She's gonna give her ham and egg to pusses a run for their money.
01:45How'd the second night of sleeping go?
01:47Oh, she cried a few times, but she settled down once I got in the crib with her.
01:51You got in the crib with her?
01:52For a little bit, yeah.
01:54Why?
01:54Is that weird?
01:55It's a little weird.
01:56That's a lot weird.
01:57Well, I can't just let her cry.
01:59I'm pretty sure she already hates me.
02:01She never smiles.
02:02Yeah, I noticed that.
02:03I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour.
02:07Nothing.
02:12Maybe she's just a bitch.
02:13She's not a bitch.
02:15How do you know?
02:16She's the daughter of a serial killer.
02:19Some of that evilness has to be her meditary.
02:23Hey, where's Mike's tent?
02:27Guys, medichick, join the cult. Later.
02:30Again?
02:31I think he's serious this time.
02:34He shaved his head.
02:35Ew.
02:36Not just his head.
02:38With your cousin Mike gone, I'm going to need you to work twice as hard today.
02:40You might want to eat an extra turtle.
02:42Oh, crap.
02:43Work.
02:44I didn't even think about work.
02:46What am I supposed to do with the baby?
02:47Well, you figure it out, man.
02:50Your mother and I both worked when we had you.
02:55See you tonight, Jimmy.
03:16I used to sit in front of this thing for hours.
03:18I pretend the deer's parents left him in the woods to stare at me while they went to work.
03:22I'm sure that's what the deer's parents would have done if they'd had to.
03:26Guess I'll just have to take Hope to work with me.
03:28People do that, right?
03:29Bring their babies to work?
03:31Yeah, I feel like I've seen that.
03:33Morning, Wilford.
03:35Gonna see if the milk man has come here.
03:38Not your dead husband, Mama.
03:41Whoa, hey, I thought I talked to you about this.
03:43You can't smoke around the baby.
03:45Jimmy, smoke rises.
03:48She's not gonna be tall enough to breathe it for a long time.
03:51Why don't you just quit?
03:54What?
03:55When we were young, I thought it made you look like dirty Sandy at the end of Grease.
03:59The older I get, the less I'm enjoying the taste of your mouth.
04:02Gross.
04:06You gonna get her to quit smoking, too?
04:09Because as long as she's exhaling, there's gonna be smoke in this house anyway.
04:13So if I get her to quit, you'll quit?
04:17Sure.
04:23Mama, how would you feel about quitting smoking?
04:33Good luck with that.
04:47Grab your baby.
04:48Let's get to work.
04:56I've been down.
04:58It seems like never before.
05:00I've been found.
05:01Down on your mirror and bow.
05:03See, I'm a general loser that you can't understand.
05:07And I'm a capital loser on a government plan.
05:10So I sit here and I'll wait up.
05:14I'm always lost and never been found.
05:16When I'm coming around.
05:19You're coming around now.
05:26You know, I totally understand.
05:28Now that you've pointed out, I do see how she could lose a limb or be killed.
05:32I'll get daycare for her.
05:33I promise.
05:34You know, you could have just said something to us.
05:39Tattletale.
05:49Hello.
05:50Sabrina, right?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Oh, hey.
05:53Guy with the baby.
05:55It's Jimmy.
05:56My name is Jimmy.
05:57Am I crazy or did this place get a little cowboyish since last week?
06:00New owner.
06:02Apparently, he thinks the customers will buy more food
06:04if the employees look like a bunch of jackasses.
06:06Huh.
06:08Hey, check it out.
06:09That crazy lady comes in here with a roll of day-old stickers,
06:12and she puts them on the new bread so she doesn't have to pay full price.
06:19Well, it was nice seeing you again.
06:22Jimmy, hold up!
06:25Oh, hey, do you guys do discounts on day-old anything else, or is it just bread?
06:29Sorry.
06:29It's just bread.
06:31So, is this your wife?
06:32Mom.
06:33Mom?
06:33I had him when I was young.
06:35I don't recommend it.
06:36Thanks.
06:37Sabrina, could you giddy up over here with that stepstool?
06:40I can't reach the top shelf on Mustard's last stand.
06:43So is that her?
06:45She's cute.
06:46Nice dumper.
06:48You gonna ask her out?
06:49Not with you here.
06:50You should ask her if she babysits, kill two birds with one stone.
06:53Let's just go.
06:55Did Jimmy tell you he's looking for a babysitter?
06:59You don't babysit, do you?
07:00No.
07:01My cousin does, though.
07:02She runs a daycare center out of her parents' house.
07:04It's on the same street where the dancing homeless guy hangs out.
07:07His name's Dan.
07:08Dancing Dan.
07:09And he's not our cousin.
07:10Not our cousin.
07:20Jimmy!
07:22Time to get up.
07:23Get that baby to daycare.
07:29That's weird, man.
07:32Weird.
07:48Daddy's gonna leave you at daycare so we can go to work.
07:50But before I go, one little smile will get me through the day.
07:55Come on.
07:56Come on.
07:58Oh, you're not gonna smile, are you?
08:00I know in prison that was a sign of weakness, but you're out in the real world now.
08:03It's okay to let your guard down.
08:07And that's why we...
08:10don't eat glue.
08:13Oh, my God, Jimmy?
08:15Excuse me?
08:16It's me, Shelly.
08:18I don't believe this.
08:21I don't believe it either.
08:28So you're gonna call me tomorrow, right?
08:36This is so weird.
08:38I, like, lost your number and I didn't know how to...
08:41Wow, that was, like, two years ago.
08:43I don't even...
08:44You're probably married.
08:45Nope.
08:46Boyfriend?
08:46Nope.
08:47Wow.
08:48Wow.
08:49Oh, this is crazy.
08:51Oh, I see you've been busy.
08:53Baby, but no ring on our finger.
08:57Somebody's still a naughty boy.
08:59Um, yes, still naughty was naughty.
09:02Trying to be less naughty now.
09:05I'm a dad, setting a good example.
09:07Anyway, I was looking for daycare, but I don't have a ton of cash, so maybe this wasn't even the
09:11best...
09:11Oh, no, are you kidding?
09:12For you?
09:13I think we could work something out.
09:15You still like this?
09:17No, I don't think that was me.
09:26I hope she did okay on her first day.
09:29As soon as I get up there, start honking the horn.
09:33I don't want to get stuck talking to Shelly.
09:39Hey, looking good, Dan.
09:42Sorry you lost the election.
09:45I bet you would have made a fine, comptroller.
09:48Oh, hey, come on in.
09:50Oh, I can't.
09:51My dad's really in a hurry.
09:53Woo!
09:55Oh, wow.
09:56He is in a hurry.
09:58Well, sit down.
09:58I was just getting ready to sing a song to the troops.
10:01Oh, great.
10:03After our little incident today, I think it's time we remind ourselves about boundaries.
10:08So everybody pay attention.
10:13Rusty.
10:19Sometimes, things can make you sad.
10:21Sometimes, things can make you mad.
10:25You might be feeling mangy.
10:27Or your diapers might be changing.
10:29Or your diaper might be changing.
10:31I don't know.
10:33But whatever it is, it's got you grumpy.
10:35A thorn in your paw or a great big dumpy.
10:36You need to stay calm and follow my golden rule.
10:41Don't bite.
10:43Don't bite.
10:45I know it's your way of protection.
10:47But bites can lead to infection.
10:49In some cases, it's a form of affection.
10:57But don't bite.
11:01What the hell is that?
11:02Can't get her to quit.
11:04She burns me every time I bring it up.
11:06So I built her a bubble.
11:08It's loosely based on the plans that Cousin Mike had when he was trying to invent the walk-in bonk.
11:13And technically, as long as she stays in here, there's no smoke in the house.
11:16So you have to quit.
11:17No, I don't.
11:18If she gets a bubble, I want a bubble.
11:23Hello.
11:24The logo is nice enough to give me a ride home.
11:26Hi.
11:26I'm Shelly.
11:29Jimmy and I hooked up a while back.
11:31Just some kissing and heavy petting.
11:33Nice to meet you.
11:35Well, thanks for the ride.
11:37I should probably get Hope to bed.
11:38I'll do it.
11:39I got her to take a nap today, no problem.
11:41Then maybe we can go rent a movie.
11:43Who wants to go to Sleepy Town?
11:45You want to go to Sleepy Town, don't you?
11:48Okay, my fuzzy bunny.
11:50Okay.
11:51Did you see that?
11:52She smiled.
11:53Hope smiled at her.
11:55Maybe your baby's not a bitch.
11:57Well, you're stuck with your dead-toothed little girlfriend now.
12:00Not only is it free daycare, she's the only person your kid likes.
12:04What's going on in there?
12:09That is a bit of a design flaw.
12:12Hold your breath, Mama.
12:14Help's on the way.
12:20Oh, uh, we can't go to this register.
12:23It's 15 items or less.
12:25You've got a movie rental and a box of brownie mix.
12:27I'm not done shopping.
12:33Let's go.
12:34Oh, don't worry.
12:34It's my cousin.
12:35She won't care.
12:37Hey.
12:37What up there, Paul?
12:38Baby guy?
12:39Jimmy.
12:40Jimmy.
12:42What's you two?
12:43Hanging out.
12:44Yeah, well, she's watching Hope now, so...
12:46Two years ago at a party, we got about three-quarters of the way between second and third base,
12:50and now we're practically raising a baby together.
12:53Get a room, us.
12:55Not me.
12:55Still not me.
12:56This is wild.
12:58Yep.
12:58It's pretty wild, but we're probably going to take it kind of slow.
13:01Oh, condoms.
13:02I forgot condoms.
13:04Sorry.
13:05I had no idea that you hooked up with my cousin.
13:07It seems like I've put you in a bad situation.
13:10No, it's fine.
13:12Really?
13:12Because you kind of have this kidnap victim look in your eyes, like maybe you should be
13:16holding up a copy of today's newspaper.
13:18No, it's cool.
13:19I mean, I don't know.
13:20It's, um, not...
13:21It's okay.
13:22She's cool.
13:23She's not charging me for daycare, so...
13:25So that's good.
13:2612-pack, purple, slim fit.
13:34Oh, man.
13:35Deuce Bigelow European Gigolo.
13:39I've been dying to see this movie.
13:41You know, I'm off soon.
13:42Would you guys care for some company?
13:43Yeah.
13:44Oh, that would be great.
13:45The more, the merrier.
13:47I mean, if that's okay with you.
13:49That's all right.
13:49She won't see anything.
13:51We'll be under a blanket.
14:02Hey.
14:03Hey.
14:05Hey.
14:06Cliente muerto.
14:07Oh, you should have been here, Jimmy.
14:09We almost made a trash truck swerving to some white chick on a moped.
14:12Oh, cool.
14:13You guys want to come over?
14:15We're hanging out in my house.
14:17Sure.
14:18These are my best friends.
14:19Is that a deal breaker with us?
14:21No way.
14:29Right now?
14:30She's coming over now.
14:31Soon.
14:31I've got Javier and Marcus coming over, too.
14:33I figured you guys can all keep Shelly busy while I spend some time with Sabrina.
14:37Oh, and I need you to hide all the blankets.
14:39All right.
14:40You need to put a nicer shirt on.
14:41Go.
14:44See if you have something with a v-neck.
14:46I'm seeing a lot of v-necks lately.
15:06So, what's the deal with the Rotten Chomper, sweetheart?
15:10Oh, funny you should ask.
15:11I keep it as a conversation starter.
15:20What are you doing?
15:22Waiting for your mother.
15:24Gross.
15:25We're going to have sex.
15:27I realized that.
15:28That's why I said gross.
15:29Can you shut the door?
15:30Nope.
15:31I shut the door.
15:32She forgets I'm back here.
15:33Waiting.
15:41Hey.
15:41Hey.
15:42Sorry about being late.
15:43There was an accident out on the bridge.
15:45We brought beer.
15:47Great.
15:47You need me to...
15:48We?
15:49Oh.
15:51What's up?
15:52What's up?
15:52Jimmy.
15:53This is my boyfriend, Wyatt.
15:54Wyatt, this is Jimmy.
15:57Cool v-neck.
15:58What'd you get it?
16:00My room?
16:01Hello.
16:03Mom.
16:04You met Sabrina.
16:05This is her boyfriend, Wyatt.
16:09Hey.
16:09Hey.
16:10Nice to meet you.
16:12Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?
16:14How long's that been going on?
16:15A couple weeks?
16:16No, a couple years now.
16:19Wow.
16:20That's great.
16:22So, Wyatt, what do you do?
16:23You work at the grocery store?
16:24You're a bad boy?
16:26No, ma'am.
16:26I go to college in New York.
16:27I'm studying finance.
16:32Come on in.
16:40Hey.
16:41That dude cleans my parents' pool.
16:43What's up?
16:52No.
16:52Oh, man.
17:01Couldn't find any blankets.
17:02Best I could do was a beach towel.
17:07i don't want to do this is it the tooth because i've got white out in my purse no it's
17:12not the
17:13tooth it's just i like your cousin which is stupid because i know that she has a boyfriend but
17:19i can't help it it's fine are you are you mad jimmy we hooked up at a party two years
17:27ago
17:28you live with your parents you have a baby and you clean pools for a living
17:31i think i'll get over it does that mean you'll keep watching hope because
17:36she really likes you in fact you're the only person she likes
17:42of course i will for 60 bucks a week
17:50excuse me
18:02what's going on out here about to rewind our lovemaking cassettes six times already we gonna
18:07do this or what sorry they asked me to play my team keeps winning what are all you guys doing
18:12in my
18:12backyard and where is my buick skylark uh-oh somebody found her marbles good i've been waiting
18:19for this mama i'm your grandson-in-law bert you've lost your mind and you're never lucid for very long
18:25so listen up i understand go let's do this we'd like you to quit smoking what are you talking about
18:33you guys aren't letting me smoke are you i quit smoking in 1971
18:39you did
18:39yeah i quit when virginia was born you quit smoking for me
18:44if you're virginia yeah i wanted to live long enough to see what you'd grow up to be
18:52doesn't look like it was worth the wait
18:54thanks i guess you can die now
18:56you wish that's why you're letting me smoke you're trying to kill me
19:00no one is trying to kill you and we won't let you smoke anymore
19:03in fact since you're quitting no one in this house is gonna smoke anymore
19:18good luck with that
19:26go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:30go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:30go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:30go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:30go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:32go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:32go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:34go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:43go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:43go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:45go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
19:47go
19:47Aw, thanks.
19:52You okay?
19:53Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm bummed Sabrina has a boyfriend,
19:57but I'm actually more worried Shelly knows I'm not into her.
20:00I gotta figure out how to pay for daycare again.
20:03That's the funny thing about having a kid.
20:06They come with their own set of problems,
20:08make everything else you were worried about seem kind of silly.
20:13Shh.
20:23Here.
20:24What's this?
20:25My cigarette money.
20:28I want you to use it to pay for Hope's daycare.
20:32You're gonna quit smoking?
20:33Yep.
20:36I wanna stick around to see what you turn her into.
20:41I've had five beers,
20:43and that girl with the crappy chiclet's starting to look pretty good.
20:47So, uh, might wanna make your way into the bedroom pronto.
20:53I gotta go take care of this.
20:55Rose.
21:03Somebody's gotta go to sleep soon, don't they?
21:06Yes, you do.
21:11Mom, she did it.
21:12She smiled at me.
21:14She likes me.
21:15She finally likes me.
21:19Well, at least you got one girl to fall in love with you tonight.
21:23Don't you like me?
21:25Don't you like me so much?
21:26That was funny!
21:29He he he.
21:33That was funny!
21:37Aaaandoingl Funke
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