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مسلسل Raising Hope مترجم - Episode 3
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00:32Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople, been a long time gone, old Constantinople, till the Turkish delight on
00:41a booth at night.
00:43Every gal is Constantinople, it's an Istanbul, not Constantinople.
00:48Hey, how was work?
00:49Great. The Gittlemans are remodeling, so they put all their old stuff out on the curb for the help to
00:54fight over.
00:55I almost got my hands on a combination TV-VCR, but their exterminator blasted me with ant spray.
01:02I thought she tastes a kind of poison-y. Have you seen this?
01:06As long as I have this song playing, she can't lose.
01:10I know. It's weird how music kicks in certain things in her brain, like the other day I found out
01:16America the Beautiful makes her poop faster.
01:19Hey guys, check it out. I taught Hope a trick.
01:31She's crawling.
01:34I taught her how to crawl.
01:36Are you kidding me?
01:37You're all exhausted taking care of that baby as it is.
01:40You taught it to move?
01:41Good Lord.
01:43Hope she doesn't get into things the way you used to.
01:45Take me back to Constantinople.
01:48No, you can't go back to Constantinople.
01:51Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
01:54Why did Constantinople get the works?
01:57That's nobody's business but the Turks.
02:05Istanbul.
02:13We're going to have to do some serious baby-proofing around here.
02:16Oh, God.
02:18Don't tell me you're going to turn this house into one of those baby-proofing nightmares.
02:22I was cleaning a place the other day and I even had a lock on the damn toilet.
02:25Not Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works?
02:31That's nobody's business but the Turks.
02:35Istanbul.
02:40I'm in here.
02:42Jimmy, you can't protect your child from every little danger.
02:45They have to learn from their own mistakes.
02:47Yeah, like how I learned to jump off the roof with an umbrella?
02:50Once.
02:51And then you never did it again.
02:53Plus, you learned about gravity.
02:54What I learned was I need to protect my child better than you protected me.
02:58For the record, I thought that umbrella thing was going to work.
03:01Wynn was really humming that day.
03:04Now you're going to have to move all these pool chemicals out of here.
03:06She can get to this now.
03:08I don't have anywhere else to put them.
03:09Back of the truck is all full of weed killer.
03:11I could put the weed killer in here if you think that's better.
03:15Pick your poison.
03:17I just got that.
03:20Ow.
03:22Maybe I'll see if mom can make some room in the greenhouse.
03:28There's some things I don't like to talk to your grandma about.
03:31One is her hobby.
03:32You see, some grandmas bake, some play bridge, some crochet.
03:37Your grandma is a hoarder.
03:42One of the only perks of cleaning houses is getting all the crap the rich people no longer want.
03:48It never bothered your grandmother that you didn't have a use for any of this stuff.
03:52All she knew was it was free and she wanted it.
03:55What are you guys doing in my stuff?
03:57You didn't touch my stuff, did you?
03:58You don't touch my stuff.
03:59This is my stuff.
04:00Mom, I need to make a little room in here for dad's pool chemicals.
04:03Can we maybe pick a few items that you might not need?
04:08I need everything in here.
04:10You need this box of towel racks?
04:11Because not only have I never seen anyone in this house hang up a towel,
04:15we only have one bathroom.
04:17We do now, but we don't know how many bathrooms we're going to have
04:20when your father and I get our own place.
04:21Do you think you're going to have 20?
04:24We might.
04:24I've been getting really close with the lottery lately.
04:27Two weeks ago I got one number.
04:28Last week I almost got two.
04:30I think she's getting ready to bust wide open.
04:32What's tonight's jackpot up to?
04:3446 million.
04:35Nice.
04:35I'm glad we didn't win last week.
04:37Now we can get a house and a boat.
04:38Oh, I've been thinking about boat names.
04:40How about Ship Happens?
04:44The Love Burp?
04:47Aquaholic?
04:48Yeah, boy!
04:50I'll keep thinking.
04:51How about you keep thinking about where to put the pool chemicals?
04:54I'm going to get some baby-proofing stuff.
04:55See if the hardware store has sheds on sale.
04:57I'm not going to the hardware store.
04:59I'm going to the grocery store.
05:00I think Sabrina's working tonight.
05:03There you go.
05:04Just because she has a boyfriend, don't give up.
05:06Girls are just like the lottery.
05:07You can't win if you don't play.
05:09Make sure you smile a lot.
05:10You've got a great smile.
05:13Okay, maybe I was thinking of somebody else.
05:15Go.
05:28Howdy-hi, partner.
05:29Howdy-hi.
05:30You don't have to do it.
05:32Just us.
05:33Oh.
05:37What were you writing in that notebook?
05:38Oh, I'm working on a short story.
05:41I'm taking a creative writing class.
05:43Cool.
05:44Um, what's this story about?
05:46It's called The Elephant in the Room.
05:47It's about a waspy family that's slowly turning into emotionless zombies.
05:51Oh, spooky.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun writing it.
05:56I'm kind of stuck on this one sentence.
05:58Like, what's another word for ostentatious?
06:11Delicious?
06:13Tired.
06:16Obnoxious?
06:18Lampshade?
06:18I really don't know that word.
06:20Yeah.
06:21No, keep going, though.
06:21This is fun.
06:23Chocoholic.
06:25And here are tonight's lottery numbers.
06:27Oh, beautiful for spacious skies.
06:31Come on, mama.
06:31For amber waves of grain.
06:34There you go, sweetheart.
06:36For purple mountains.
06:4065, 30, and 14.
06:44Good luck out there.
06:45You go get in the bathtub.
06:46I'll come check on you in a bit.
06:49Whew.
06:50I gotta start videotaping what goes on in that bathroom.
06:53Be good to have in case my cousin tries to fight us in court for the house after Mama dies.
07:05Where's Hope?
07:08She was here a second ago.
07:21He just had to teach her to crawl, didn't he?
07:24Here, baby, baby, baby.
07:27Here, baby, baby, baby.
07:29Why the hell are you looking up?
07:30You were looking down.
07:31I thought you had that covered.
07:32What, did you think she'd climb a tree?
07:34No.
07:34A hawk might have got her.
07:36Oh, God.
07:37I never thought of that.
07:38Hope!
07:40Hope!
07:52You just know he's gonna find a way to blame us for this.
08:06Quick, help me get this stuff out of here.
08:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:13Not a good idea.
08:15This is bad.
08:16This is really bad.
08:18I'm freaking out a little bit here, Bert.
08:20I'm not doing well with this.
08:23Think of something.
08:24How are we gonna fix this?
08:25Think.
08:25You know I can't think on demand like that.
08:27Think?
08:29Stop saying think.
08:30Every time you say think, all I can think is the word think.
08:32All right, all right.
08:32It builds up my whole brain.
08:34Think, think, think.
08:35Keep changing colors and sizes.
08:37I can't get past it.
08:38All right.
08:39I'm getting kind of antsy.
08:41I need to clear my head.
08:42Relax me.
08:43Do my thing.
08:44Do my thing.
08:44Do my thing.
08:47Do my thing.
08:48Do my thing.
08:49Do my thing.
08:50All right.
08:53Here we go.
08:56If we can't get to the baby, we need to get it to come out on its own.
09:07You're still just thinking of the word think, aren't you?
09:10Yeah.
09:11The little guy with a hand pump just came out.
09:13Pumped up the word till it exploded into a million little things.
09:18Just keep stroking my toes.
09:24Sugar cubes.
09:27You good?
09:38What are you looking for?
09:40Sugar cubes?
09:42I was going to teach Hope how to somersault.
09:44Are we out?
09:46If we're out, I can go back to the store.
09:47It's no problem.
09:48We'll get right back there while she's still working.
09:51Yes, we're out.
09:54Jimmy came home, but I sent him back to the store.
09:57How is she?
09:58She's cool.
09:59Keeping her out of time.
10:02Hey, sweetie.
10:03Look what I got.
10:06If you want your sugar cubes, you've got to come to the front of the greenhouse.
10:09But you can't crawl along the side here because it's blocked.
10:13So you want to go back about two feet, make a left at the fax machine, crawl over the big
10:19aquarium and then under the little aquarium and keep on going until you're old enough to
10:23know what I'm talking about.
10:25We're screwed.
10:29Ah, forgot sugar cubes.
10:31I might want to think about making a list.
10:34That's a great idea.
10:35I don't have time now, but maybe I'll swing by later for some paper.
10:39How's that short story coming along?
10:41Haven't really gotten much done since I saw you eight minutes ago.
10:44Well, I don't know if you can use it or not, but I made you this.
10:50I used an old fast food bag that was in my van.
10:53It's really good.
10:54Thanks.
10:55I didn't know if your story was going to have pictures, but most good ones do, so...
10:59I wasn't planning on it, but maybe.
11:02In my story, it's really more of a metaphorical elephant.
11:05Oh, well, I don't think anyone will know what species it is.
11:09I drew it pretty generic.
11:13Keep it coming.
11:14A little to the left.
11:16What's going on?
11:17What are you guys doing?
11:20Uh, your baby's tracking your mother's clutter.
11:23What?
11:25Is she okay?
11:27Can she breathe?
11:28She's fine.
11:29She doesn't even know she's trapped.
11:30Don't worry.
11:30Your father's going to suck her out.
11:32She's in good hands.
11:33Remember how delicately I vacuumed out that dead score from the bottom of the Westerman's
11:37pool last week?
11:38Not a bruise on it.
11:38Little fella could have had an open casket.
11:40What did you...
11:40How the hell did this happen?
11:42Well, you went out for ice cream and had unprotected sex with a serial killer.
11:47No, no, no.
11:47You can't keep going to that.
11:48I left you guys in charge of Hope and now she's trapped under a giant pile of crap because
11:52you're a hoarder.
11:53Jimmy.
11:54Leave her alone.
11:56I was supposed to be watching her and I got distracted by the lottery numbers.
11:59Oh, I can see why you couldn't miss that.
12:01I assume you won?
12:02No.
12:03Well, why would you assume that?
12:04Did you hear something?
12:05Did they do a redraw or something?
12:06I got her!
12:14Make sure the suction's not too high.
12:16I don't want to have to explain a hickey on her ass at daycare.
12:19Here she comes.
12:21I'm doing the homestretch.
12:25All right.
12:26Now she's going to pee on my stuff.
12:37She's all the way in the back again.
12:39She's quick.
12:41She makes it through this.
12:42You got quite a little athlete on your hands.
12:44Oh, this is crazy.
12:46I'm going in.
12:47Don't touch that.
12:49If you knew the wrong thing, it could all come crashing down.
13:03Istanbul's Constantinople
13:04Istanbul was Constantinople
13:04Now it's Istanbul
13:05Now Constantinople
13:06We've had a long time gone
13:07Constantinople
13:08Now it's Thursday, July
13:09On a moonlit night
13:10Every gallon
13:12Constantinople
13:13Lives in Istanbul
13:14Now Constantinople
13:15So view that day
13:16In Constantinople
13:17Should be waiting
13:17In Istanbul
13:18Even old New York
13:21Was once New Amsterdam
13:23Why they changed it, I can't say
13:25People just liked it better that way
13:27Take me back to Constantinople
13:29No, you can't go back to Constantinople
13:32Been a long time gone
13:33Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works?
13:36That's nobody's business but the Turks
13:39Why did Constantinople get the works?
13:47That's nobody's business but the Turks
14:02You're not gonna thank your great mama?
14:04Thank you mama
14:08I like your pants
14:09Want to trade pants?
14:12Humor, she just saved your granddaughter
14:14I hate when we do this
14:15She has these tissues and chicken bones in my pockets
14:24Hope's still asleep?
14:26Yep
14:27What got you up so early?
14:29Me?
14:30I had to do a little baby proofing in the backyard
14:43Where's my stuff?
14:45Jimmy?
14:46What did you do with my stuff?
14:48My stuff is gone, where's my stuff?
14:50Your stuff is where it belongs
14:51In the dump
14:52Bert, I need you
14:56I know this is hard for you
14:57But what happened yesterday can't happen again
15:00You guys put hope in danger because you're living in a fantasy land
15:02You collect crap for a house we'll never have
15:04While dad is busy checking for winning numbers that he's never gonna get
15:07Now that there's a baby in the house
15:08You need to start concentrating on her
15:10Instead of what you're gonna name your imaginary boat
15:12Hey, we don't have to talk about that anymore
15:14We agreed last night
15:15Cirrhosis of the river
15:16What about you?
15:17You're so busy blaming everybody else
15:19Where were you when your daughter got stuck?
15:21I was at the store buying things to keep her safe
15:22Yeah, the grocery store
15:24Which is five blocks further away to the hardware store
15:26Face it, Jimmy
15:27We're not the only illusional ones around here
15:29Your daughter got stuck
15:30Because you were out chasing after some girl that has a boyfriend
15:33Fine, you're right
15:34I'm doing the same thing you guys are
15:36And I need to stop
15:37I need to focus on hope
15:38You're gonna give up on this girl
15:40I don't believe it
15:41Well, I am
15:42We all need to get our heads out of the clouds
15:44It took a little convincing
15:45But eventually your grandma and grandpa understood what I was talking about
15:49From now on, we're gonna pay more attention to you
15:52For me, that means buying all the groceries at once
15:55And avoiding certain lines
15:59And for your grandpa
16:00It means finding something else to do with his dollar
16:04And for grandma
16:05It means stepping aside
16:07And letting Guadalupe and Luquisha duke it out
16:09For a 20-year-old Hamilton Beach popcorn maker
16:14I'm not gonna lie to you
16:16Now that we're living in reality
16:18Things have been a little less cheery around the house
16:20But we'll get through it
16:22How was your day?
16:24Me?
16:26I scrubbed toilets
16:30You?
16:31Clean pools, cut grass
16:34Still no winner in what is now a $120 million jackpot
16:38In case you missed it
16:39Here were last night's numbers
16:43Don't tell me those were your numbers
16:45Go to bed
16:46I do quick picks
16:47Guess we'll never know
16:48Damn it
16:49Somebody ate all the chewy chocolate chip cookies
16:51Relax
16:53I'll go get some more
16:54No, you won't
16:55You're going to that grocery store to see that girl
16:57If you're going to talk to that girl
16:59I get to buy a lottery ticket
17:00I'm not gonna talk to the girl
17:01I promised I wouldn't
17:03You better not be
17:04Because I passed a house this morning on Sycamore Street
17:06That was throwing away a chair that looked like a high-heeled shoe
17:09It would look great in a walk-in closet
17:11I didn't even slow down
17:13She's not even working tonight
17:14She has class
17:17Yeah, well
17:18Let's just make sure of that
17:19Bert
17:21Hold this face
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Just a little insurance
17:27Make sure you don't break your promise
17:49Your mom's on the phone
17:50She's lice again
17:55Hey
17:57Hello
18:00You know you have dork written on your face, right?
18:03Uh-huh
18:04My mom did it
18:05It usually comes off in a couple weeks
18:07You might want to think about wearing makeup
18:09I tried that
18:10Makes me look like a dork
18:11Kind of a catch-32
18:13I thought you had class Tuesday nights
18:15Creative writing?
18:16I dropped it
18:18I showed my dad my story
18:19And he said it was blah
18:20Not that he's a wizard with words
18:22I'm gonna pick up an accounting class
18:24I can already punch numbers without looking
18:27Look, it's none of my business
18:28But if you really want to be a writer
18:30You can't just give up
18:31And if you give up
18:32You'll never know what could have been
18:34What if you wrote the best story
18:35Anybody has ever heard?
18:36They could turn it into a book
18:38Or even a movie
18:39You could win an Oscar
18:40I'm not gonna win an Oscar
18:42You don't know that
18:42Anything is possible unless you quit
18:44You can't win if you don't play
18:47Think about it
18:47How cool would it be to win an Oscar?
18:52It would be pretty cool
18:55I could stand on stage in my Badgley Mishka dress
18:58And thank Gabry Sidibe for bringing my words to life
19:01Sure
19:01I don't know what language some of those words are in
19:04But that's what I'm talking about
19:07Thanks
19:07I needed that
19:11Where the hell did you learn to be so positive?
19:13It's infectious
19:15I guess my parents infected me
19:17You're lucky
19:19Is that gonna be all?
19:22No
19:24I need one more thing
19:27That's when I realized
19:28I want you to grow up in a house where people dream
19:40Growing up with your grandparents in this house
19:42Left me with a lot of scars
19:43But it also left me with the confidence
19:45That no dream is too big
19:47We're definitely gonna have a dishwasher
19:48That works when we get our own place
19:50Hey, you know what?
19:51We're gonna get you a pet monkey, little dude
19:53Monkey!
19:56We didn't have the best life
19:57But that didn't stop us from hoping
19:58That one day we would
19:59I'm telling you
20:00This job is great
20:02People feel so guilty
20:03That we're cleaning up their mess
20:05That they clean up half of it ahead of time
20:07And then they give us free stuff
20:08I got you a towel rack today
20:10For when we buy our own house
20:11And you and your pet monkey
20:12Have your own bathroom
20:14Monkey!
20:17And when you're growing up
20:18Around a couple of dreamers
20:19You can't help but turn into one yourself
20:21Hey, what's the jackpot up to tonight?
20:23Three million
20:24Ooh, I bet we can get a big old house for that
20:27And when you marry that grocery store girl
20:29You know you can come over for Thanksgiving
20:30We'll start with cognac in the library
20:33Well, I don't know if that's gonna happen
20:34She's got a boyfriend
20:36She has a boyfriend now
20:37It doesn't mean she's always gonna have a boyfriend
20:39Yeah, he could die
20:41People die every second
20:42There's one
20:43There's another one
20:44Oh, that could have been him
20:46I may not be able to give you the perfect life
20:48But I want you to live in a house
20:50That makes you believe
20:51That one day
20:51You can get it
20:53That's why I'm gonna make sure
20:54You never see your daddy stop dreaming
20:56Because if you stop dreaming
20:58You're just sleeping
21:07Highfalutin
21:08Excuse me?
21:09Another way to say ostentatious
21:10Highfalutin
21:11I looked it up in something called thesaurus
21:14It's a cool book
21:15It's like the dictionary's cousin
21:18Thank you
21:18No problem
21:19Wait
21:23No conundrum
21:36Thank you
21:37Thank you
21:37Thank you
21:38Thank you
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