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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 08: The School Photo Screen Away
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00:22This is really bad, and I'm not just talking about my hair.
00:25I'm lost in town, getting shaved by mind.
00:27And I need to get back to Midvale right now to stop a horrible, romantic calamity.
00:35Bad girl, stop.
00:40I think it's time for a rewind.
00:53It's a beautiful day, and I'm feeling really positive.
00:57The Vipers are back to their winning ways.
01:06And if we win next week, we'll get promoted up to League One.
01:10That's back-to-back promotions.
01:12Everything's coming up smelling like roses.
01:17Oh, Jim!
01:19I'd give it a minute if I was you.
01:24And, as captain, it means I have the undying love of my grateful teamies.
01:37Jim!
01:38What?
01:40Oh!
01:41He loves his cereal.
01:55Is it just me, or is Jim literally everywhere at the moment?
01:58I hadn't noticed.
02:00Ah!
02:01Exam revision.
02:03The old cue card technique.
02:06Classic.
02:07Oh!
02:08You've got a bit of substance on that one there.
02:10You might go and wipe it off.
02:19So, what's your point?
02:20The gym's always everywhere.
02:22He's not bothering me.
02:24Who's not watching who?
02:26Jim!
02:26This is a girls' conversation.
02:28What?
02:29I'll go and count my shuttlecocks.
02:32Come on.
02:33Team huddle.
02:34How do we get Jim to spend more time at his own house?
02:37Ideas.
02:38Go.
02:38Aoife, this isn't a team thing, it's a you thing.
02:41But I'm your cat.
02:42Captain!
02:42How about I make it worth your while?
02:44Sarah!
02:45I'll do your homework.
02:46No, please don't.
02:48Nyla!
02:49You can use me as a dumbbell.
02:50I already have dumbbells.
02:51Stop!
02:52I'll let you do my hair.
02:53Aoife, stop!
02:54You can't keep relying on us.
02:56If you've got a problem with gym, you've got to deal with it yourself.
02:59Fine!
03:00Well, don't come asking for my help when your house is infested with teachers.
03:04What now?
03:07I'd love to do your hair.
03:11Prevision is a mug's game, mate.
03:13I'm going to ace this exam by the power of cheating.
03:18You can't.
03:19Halt those older tricks.
03:21Not this one.
03:22You've probably been noticing that I've been sniffling a lot over the past few days.
03:28Probably think I've got a cold, right?
03:29Well, you have got a cold.
03:31Wrong.
03:32Saw apart my plan.
03:34I've got the answers written on a tissue.
03:37All I've got to do is pretend I'm about to sneeze.
03:42And then the solution is right before my eyes.
03:47You're both losers.
03:49I ain't done an exam all year.
03:52I've got a sweet scan to dodge the whole nightmare.
03:55What about your academic record?
03:56Well, I can't care about someone if I don't know what it is.
04:00Is that too old sweaty?
04:01What are you doing here, Jim?
04:05I wanted you to have this for the exam.
04:07He's brought me loads of luck.
04:08I'd have done even worse without him.
04:16Oh, thanks.
04:34Oh, is Jim your dad now?
04:37No, he's just my mum's boyfriend.
04:40All dads start out as mum's boyfriend, you idiot.
04:43It'll be the wedding bell soon.
04:45And then it'll be dad teaching forever.
04:52It's just everywhere.
04:54When I go home, there's Jim.
04:56When I go to school, there's Jim.
04:59When I go to the gym, there's Jim.
05:01It's just Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
05:05There has to be something we can do.
05:08All done.
05:10What do you think?
05:14I know.
05:16I'm blown away too.
05:18It's just a shame it'll wash out.
05:20Okay.
05:22That's not so bad.
05:23I just need to get through the day.
05:26I can manage that.
05:33Oh, my goodness.
05:35I love your new look.
05:37And so brave of you to do that to yourself on school photo day.
05:41Look up a little bit.
05:44Why do I never look at my timetable?
05:46Oh, here.
05:47Slip in front of me.
05:48I want to be there for you when that hair is immortalised forever.
05:53Thanks, Jessica.
05:54That's so kind of you.
05:56Just give me one minute.
05:57There's something I have to do first.
06:05I did that.
06:07If I keep running forever, they won't be able to photograph me.
06:18Clangor?
06:19Shh.
06:20You've blown my cover.
06:21I am hiding from an exam.
06:23Hide it.
06:24Disguised as a cleaner.
06:28That's absolute genius.
06:32I want in.
06:35Yes.
06:36He's not going to be my dad.
06:38He's not going to be my dad.
06:40He can't be my dad.
06:44Jim, I was wondering if...
06:47Oh, whoa.
06:48Careful there, son.
06:51Look, Jim, I just wanted to ask what your intentions are towards my mum.
06:57Like, are you considering any new steps in your relationship?
07:01Oh.
07:02Well, there is a big question I've been thinking of asking her.
07:08Whoa.
07:09Right.
07:10Okay.
07:12The thing is, it's quite a big change in our lives and I'm worried she might say no.
07:15She will.
07:16She'll say no.
07:17Really?
07:20Maybe you could ask her for me?
07:22What?
07:23No.
07:23I couldn't.
07:25No way.
07:26Oh, that's a bell.
07:28I got a flea.
07:29I mean, go.
07:31Um, exam.
07:32Sorry.
07:33Bye.
07:33Bye.
07:39Just find one spot, right?
07:40Clean it very slowly and don't do anything to draw any attention to yourself.
07:44Ah!
07:45Jim's going to propose to my mum?
07:47Whoa.
07:48No.
07:48That is completely wrong.
07:50What am I going to do?
07:52I need to stop him.
07:54Think.
07:54Think.
07:55Stop.
07:56You're going to get us caught.
07:57Hey!
07:58I told you.
08:00What are you doing?
08:01Are you from the agency?
08:03I'm going to say yes.
08:07Ah.
08:08Typical.
08:09All right.
08:10Come with me.
08:13Now.
08:18Right.
08:20Get that lock loaded up.
08:22Pronto.
08:23Oh.
08:29Hey, look.
08:30It's Jim.
08:32Now's a chance.
08:34Mmm.
08:36Heh.
08:39Thanks.
08:41Go on.
08:52What are you doing?
08:54You're supposed to be helping.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Hold this.
08:58No.
09:03He's not seeing us.
09:05Jiggle it about.
09:09Do.
09:11It.
09:12Jim.
09:14You know what?
09:15I will.
09:17I'm going to ask Bri tonight.
09:18Thanks.
09:21Mysterious big haired lady.
09:24Oh.
09:25Oh.
09:26Disastrophe.
09:27Come on.
09:30That was a total misfire.
09:33But at least I've got the rest of the day to stop him.
09:37It'll all be okay.
09:40Come on.
09:40Give us a hand with this.
09:42Take the end.
09:45Oh my.
09:48Go on.
09:55Hey.
09:57Hey.
09:58Let us out.
09:59Hey.
10:00Calm down.
10:01It's not going to drive off with us in the back.
10:06Oh.
10:08Help.
10:09Stop the van.
10:10We're still in here.
10:13Whoa.
10:15I lost me all to blue, blue eyes.
10:20The fields of green on the blue, blue skies.
10:26Where the time of me life.
10:29Wah wah.
10:31Oh.
10:32This is what I'm doing.
10:33Horrible.
10:35Hey.
10:36We can text for help.
10:39My phone.
10:42Where's my phone?
10:44I must have dropped it while I was doing your stupid jiggling.
10:47Don't let my side for your sloppy jiggling.
10:49There's nothing wrong with my jiggling.
10:51And I wouldn't have been jiggling at all if you hadn't.
10:53Wait.
10:55We've stopped.
11:06Where are we?
11:07A long way from school.
11:08And we need to get back before Jim marries my mum.
11:10Come on.
11:12Oi.
11:12You.
11:13Stop.
11:14Oh.
11:14Come on.
11:24That was terrible.
11:26And it's all because your dad blew his nose on my answers.
11:29I've told you.
11:30He's not my dad's.
11:32Connor.
11:32I've made up my dad's.
11:33I've made up my mind.
11:34I'm gonna do it.
11:35Tonight.
11:36You're going to?
11:38Are you sure?
11:40Well I wasn't.
11:40But then this mysterious big haired cleaner appeared before me.
11:46Holding aloft a message.
11:49Do it Jim.
11:52I think it was a sign.
11:54I mean it sounds like it literally was a sign.
11:57Yeah.
11:58It really was.
11:59Better get a line and browse some rings.
12:01Hey.
12:04You are so cooked mate.
12:15We lost him.
12:17Where even are we?
12:21Completely the wrong side of town.
12:25Stop screaming at your phone.
12:28Jim's gone shopping for engagement rings.
12:31We're out of our depth.
12:33I need help.
12:34I need the vipers.
12:35And Charlotte owes me for this hair.
12:37I could ring my brother.
12:38He can give us a lift.
12:39Wait.
12:40I need to ask the vipers to stop Jim.
12:42After I ring my brother.
12:43Give me your phone.
12:44No!
12:50Could this day get any worse?
12:54Please.
12:55Help us.
12:56We lost former school kids.
12:59No one's gonna believe you're a school kid dressed like that.
13:02You look like a vampire doing community service.
13:05Every second we are stuck here is a second closer to Jim being my stepdad.
13:11What are we gonna do?
13:13We could get the boss.
13:15Yes!
13:17But how are we gonna pay when we don't have our phones?
13:20It's impossible.
13:22Wait.
13:23What about that weird metal stuff old people use?
13:26You mean money?
13:28Yeah.
13:28Let's use that.
13:30Brilliant.
13:30Have you got any?
13:31No.
13:35But I might know how we can get some.
13:41Isn't it busking's illegal for kids?
13:43Course it isn't.
13:44Or is it?
13:46I've literally never even thought about it.
13:49If you just beat a rhythm and I'll show off my basketball skills.
13:53And then we'll get showered in cats.
13:55But you don't even have a ball.
13:57I'll just pretend.
13:58Like my Martis.
14:00Hang on.
14:01What if we're in another mimes busking spot?
14:04Stop worrying.
14:06It'll be fine.
14:07Ready?
14:08Go.
14:14Come on people.
14:16Cuff up.
14:17Imagine how you'd feel if Jim was gonna marry your mum.
14:28Mime artists.
14:31I told you.
14:34Keep very, very still.
14:37What do they want?
14:39It's okay.
14:40I speak mime.
14:43I once got trapped at a circus skills workshop.
14:45People.
14:48They say that.
14:52They have permission to busk on this spot.
14:57And if we don't move.
15:02They'll trap us inside of an imaginary glass box.
15:06And they've got bows and arrows.
15:08Run!
15:17Do you know where Aoife is?
15:18Her phone's turned off.
15:20I haven't seen her since sharded her hair.
15:21She was so happy.
15:23She screamed.
15:23She's probably gone into hiding.
15:26No.
15:26She can't.
15:27I need her.
15:28Jim's gonna propose to mum.
15:30No, I think you're mispronouncing.
15:32I need to stop him.
15:35Why?
15:36It's lovely.
15:37It's not lovely.
15:38It's a disaster.
15:40Please, you've got to help me.
15:42Oh.
15:43Meltdown imminent.
15:45Right.
15:46Pull yourselves together.
15:47Who is the man of the house?
15:49After mum, you mean?
15:50Is it me?
15:51Well, after Aoife too.
15:52But yes.
15:53So you go to Jim and you say,
15:55Oi, stay off my turf.
15:57Right.
15:58Good.
16:02You could also present him with a detailed floor plan of your house
16:06to illustrate how little free space is available.
16:09Right.
16:10Good.
16:11Keep coming.
16:12Then you can give him a makeover after.
16:14I could do his hair.
16:16Okay.
16:18Erm, maybe not that last bit, but yes.
16:21The Operation No New Daddy commence.
16:24We'll work on the name.
16:33I mean, who even knew mimes could run so fast?
16:37Even against the wind.
16:38Wait.
16:40I know where we are.
16:41My Aunty Lena lives round it.
16:44She might have bus fare.
16:46Good enough.
16:47Let's go.
16:53Aoife, it's this way.
16:58Oh, clangy.
17:00Where are you?
17:01Aunty.
17:02Aunty.
17:03Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:05Not in front of Aoife.
17:07Aunty.
17:08The Aoife?
17:10The one you keep telling me about?
17:12My reputation precedes me.
17:15That awful girl that keeps getting you in trouble with the headmaster!
17:20What?!
17:21Can we just come in?
17:23Oh, I suppose.
17:25Okay, give me an eye on you.
17:33More pace. There you go. Joe!
17:35Well done.
17:37Yeah, run.
17:38Oh, hey, Connor, how's it going?
17:39Oh, good, good.
17:41Go!
17:42Look, Jim, I'm a man, and I want to talk to you about Mum.
17:46Ah, my favourite subject.
17:49Apart from footy, of course.
17:50Ah.
17:51Ah! Kidding.
17:53Your mum is numero uno, poor moi.
17:58Right, but, you see, I've checked the house floor plan and...
18:02The way she's brought you and Aoife up, it's amazing.
18:07I just want to say, it's a privilege that you've made me so welcome in your family.
18:12Oh, right.
18:15That's nice.
18:16Yeah.
18:16And look, my phone's just made this lovely photo montage.
18:41That actually is really lovely.
18:44Yeah.
18:46So, what is it you wanted to say?
18:55The thing is, I really, really need to get back to school to stop this horrible romantic incident.
19:01So, please, can we just have some bus fare?
19:04You should have thought about that before you led my lovely Clangy astray.
19:07He's told me all about you.
19:10Like I'm the best baller at school?
19:12No.
19:13Like how you flooded the school toilets and convinced the headmaster he'd bought a sheep.
19:18But Clangy did all of that.
19:22Yeah, that's what you want everyone to think, isn't it?
19:25Bad girl.
19:27The thing is, though, aren't we?
19:28We do need some money to get back to school.
19:32Well, I suppose, since you've asked.
19:39Bad girls don't get bus fare.
19:41What?
19:43Could I at least use your phone?
19:47Only if you promise to stop bothering my innocent little Clangy.
19:52God.
19:57Oh, Clangy, you've got more good looking since I last saw you.
20:01Oh, thank you, Orny.
20:02Hello?
20:03Connor, it's me.
20:04I remember his number because he sang it as a song for six months.
20:08Aoife, what are you doing?
20:09Never mind that, just tell me you've changed Jim's mind.
20:12About that, um, I think we might have been a bit hasty.
20:17Jim's a nice guy and he's got this really great photomontage.
20:21He's bottled it.
20:23Just pass me to Zara.
20:26Time to go nuclear.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Uh-huh.
20:31I see.
20:33We're a team, Aoife.
20:35We've got you back.
20:36Leave it to us.
20:40Now, to get that bus fare.
20:42Oh.
20:43Is that an ant?
20:45Oh.
20:47Aha!
20:48Oh!
20:48OK, I did do that, but none of the other stuff.
20:56I'll pay her back.
20:58I'll definitely pay her back.
21:11Custom alterations, done.
21:13Letter forgery, complete.
21:15Documents printing.
21:34Shall we get a snack?
21:36Yeah.
21:42He's too full of cake.
21:46Hey!
22:05All the people I've annoyed are so angry with me.
22:09Bad girl!
22:10Stop!
22:17There's a bus stop!
22:19I'm going to make it!
22:28Aoife!
22:41Stop!
22:41Leave me alone!
22:44You can stop chasing me now!
22:46I missed the bus.
22:47I wasn't chasing you.
22:49I was running away from Aunt Elina.
22:51She was trying to wipe my face with her anki.
22:55Oh.
22:57What do they want?
22:59They say that...
23:03They just want to give us our buckets back.
23:06And that we left them at the last busking spot.
23:10Me bail have been in touch.
23:11And I just wanted to give you a lift back to school.
23:16Got you!
23:17You can't go without taking any cake with you,
23:20even if you are bad.
23:22I'm sorry I took the bus fare.
23:24I feel really bad.
23:29I think it's time for a replay.
23:32When I got up this morning,
23:33Jim was completely everywhere.
23:36Oh, Jim!
23:37And then Charlotte gave me this hairstyle,
23:39and I was like,
23:40is it school photo day?
23:42No!
23:43So I hid out as a cleaner,
23:45but then Connor says,
23:46Jim's going to propose to my phone!
23:48Do it, Jim!
23:49So I tried to stop him,
23:50but it was totally no way.
23:53Disastrophe!
23:54And then the van drove us off,
23:55and my phone went down a drain.
23:57Give me your phone!
23:58No!
24:00And I got chased by some mimes,
24:01and a cakey auntie.
24:03Bad girl, stop!
24:04It turns out that I was so busy thinking people were bad...
24:07You can't go without taking any cake with you.
24:09I miss how nice they actually were.
24:11I guess that's the same with Jim.
24:13My move!
24:14He's the Vipers' biggest fan.
24:19And he really loves my mum.
24:21So I think Connor's right.
24:22He is a nice guy.
24:24When I get back to school,
24:26I'll tell him he's got my blessing.
24:28Oh, no!
24:30What about the Vipers?
24:31I've got to tell him to stop!
24:38Ethan, you're back!
24:41And your hair still looks great!
24:43Where have you been?
24:44Never mind that.
24:44Just tell him you haven't done anything to upset Jim.
24:47Have you done anything with men and pop it?
24:48You could say he's feeling out of this world.
24:51What have you done?
24:59A letter for me.
25:04From the Pioneer Space Agency.
25:09Jim!
25:11Aoife!
25:13Have you been called up by the Pioneer Space Agency too?
25:16No, listen, Jim.
25:18Something really bad has happened.
25:19I know!
25:20The International Space Station's on a collision course with the moon
25:23and only a P.E. teacher can fix it.
25:26No, not that.
25:28What happened was,
25:29I've been so caught up in what I wanted,
25:30I forgot what makes my mum happy.
25:32Which, for some reason, is you.
25:35But what I'm trying to say is,
25:37ask the question.
25:38Me and Connor will be here to support you.
25:40Oh, that's really nice.
25:41I will.
25:43As soon as I'm back from space.
25:45You're not going to space.
25:48What?
25:49What?
26:18Breed.
26:21Knowing you has made this the best, the happiest year of my life.
26:29But relationships need to change in order to move forward.
26:36So Breed, I'd like to ask you if you'd consent to having onion rings instead of chips for
26:45our takeaway tonight.
26:46What?
26:47What?
26:47What?
26:48Oh, Jim!
26:49A what?
26:50I love onion rings.
26:52Brilliant.
26:53Just to be honest, I've already bought them.
26:56Onion rings?
26:59What's all this about?
27:01And why were you down on one knee?
27:03I don't know.
27:04The kids insisted on it.
27:05They were really keen.
27:06I asked you this all day.
27:08That's weird.
27:09Didn't even know they liked onion rings.
27:12That's a bit disappointing.
27:15Shame to us all this stuff, though.
27:20Let's have a party!
27:41Oh, Mifa!
27:43Didn't want you to miss your photo.
27:45Ah!
27:47Ah!
27:47Love!
27:49I'm not.
27:50I'm not.
27:53hydros or whatever.
27:54I'm not.
27:54I'm not.
27:56I'm not.
28:01I'm not.
28:01I'm not.
28:01I'm not.
28:01I'm not.
28:02You're not.
28:11I'm not.
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