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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 07: The Talent Show Motion
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00:00Music
00:12Music
00:18From this broken world we live in
00:22Need to stay instead of love
00:25We know what we know
00:29What we know. What we know. What we know. What we know. What are you on about? It's like a
00:40cat sing or something. I need a rewind. Now. Big match coming up. I'm feeling good about it, but I'm
00:50not the only one. Go Vipers. Thanks coach.
00:53Nice buster. What, that old thing? Good luck on the match on Friday. It's a must win, right? Well, yeah,
00:59but when you're as good as us, you don't need luck. Those bears are going down.
01:14Why are Jesse Cobras still training? They're in the league below us, but they've improved.
01:22Wow. You're not completely embarrassingly awful anymore. Now get off. It's 12.30, which means it's time for our training
01:31session.
01:32Oh, I'm sorry. Did we go a minute over? We'll go. Unless we could help you train. Maybe a little
01:44practice match.
01:45A practice session, you say? Interesting. Oh, what are you doing? Get off! Stop resisting! What are you doing?
02:00OK, what are you doing? Saving ourselves. We know you. You were 100% going to agree to that practice
02:05match and then bet all our cash off.
02:07Oh, Jim. On the result. Or something important, like my shoe collection.
02:12Why are you assuming we'd lose? We've lost our last two matches. Yeah, but only just.
02:18Statistically speaking, we're almost definitely on a losing streak.
02:21I feel really sick. And I'm shaking. And everyone just keeps wishing us good luck against the Bears on Friday.
02:28It's like they know we'll need it, Aoife.
02:31Wow! Guys, woman up! Yeah, we've lost a few matches recently, but we're still in the top half of our
02:37league.
02:38But the Cobras are winning theirs. All that's happened here is you've lost your confidence.
02:44And smashing the Cobras, who are the league below us, remember?
02:48It's just what we need to bring ourselves back up before our match against the Bears on Friday.
02:54Oh, my days. She's like a meerkat.
02:59A vicious, glossy meerkat.
03:01So, about that match. We on?
03:12Well, Jessica.
03:15Wow. My heart's still really going.
03:17And my hands are quite sweaty, too.
03:20And my legs...they're shaking!
03:25Lost our last two matches.
03:27Losing three, definitely.
03:28I feel sick. Shaking.
03:32Mast win!
03:36No, actually, we can't.
03:41What is happening to me?
03:42It's happened to me, too!
03:45I've...I've lost my confidence!
03:51We need to find something to do.
03:54100%. I am bored.
03:57Only boring people get bored.
03:59Is what my mum says, and she is clearly very wrong.
04:03Very wrong.
04:04You, boy, Ben.
04:06I just had a call. Stupid plumber has flooded my house.
04:09Something to do with a backup of rose petals.
04:11Anyway, I need to get home and I'll be gone for a couple of days.
04:13Tell the office.
04:14Yes, uncle.
04:15Of course, uncle.
04:18But, before we do any of that, anybody want a sneaky bug around the head's office?
04:22I mean, no one is not coming back to a bus, does?
04:24Oh, dear me, no.
04:27Get in!
04:30Next.
04:31Burger, please.
04:33Oh, wait.
04:34I don't think I should have a burger.
04:37Why's that?
04:38Because we're not good enough, and we don't deserve nice things.
04:43That's it.
04:46Sprout curry, then.
04:49Are you sure?
04:51It's horrible.
04:52Sounds about right.
05:07Yes!
05:09Comfy chair!
05:12Dartboard!
05:13Nice!
05:14Bit of an expert with the old arrows.
05:24Ahem.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I'd like to see you do that.
05:37Gagell!
05:38Aw, Holt's really gotten behind on his paperwork.
05:42Oh, is this a dream?
05:44There's got to be more we can do, innit?
05:47Like what?
05:48I don't know, do I?
05:50Look, I do the big ideas.
05:51Like bringing us here in the first place.
05:54I don't do boring little details.
05:58Do you think these are ordered in date of receipt, or...?
06:02Oh, er, right.
06:05Well, theoretically, if no-one knows Holt's left,
06:09we could hide out in here and be in charge of the school
06:12until he gets back, but that is very...
06:15It's our office now!
06:17HE LAUGHS
06:21Move it, lanky.
06:27Jessica just called me lanky.
06:30She's so cool.
06:35What did I just say?
06:38Shaking is just so unshick.
06:40All these nines, they're clearly just sympathy marks.
06:46Guys, we'll lose in everything that makes us us.
06:50We have to do something.
06:52Maybe, if you don't get our swag back,
06:55then the bears will trounce us on Friday.
06:56It's...
06:58This is Mr Holt.
07:01Connor, Clangor and Ben are excused from all lessons
07:05for the rest of the week, yeah?
07:06As they are helping me with important...
07:10Totally cool school business.
07:14Roger.
07:15Or Rover.
07:17Or...
07:17Whatever.
07:202,000 paperclips?
07:22He's got me 2,000 paperclips for my birthday.
07:27Lol. Sucks to be you.
07:29I think you'll find that's awesome, actually.
07:31Yeah, I'm a big paperclip guy.
07:34Yeah, 100%.
07:36It's a great gift.
07:37Some of these reports are doing tomorrow.
07:39Maybe if I just highlight the most urgent things.
07:42Pale pink for staff evaluations.
07:45Pastel yellow for governor's reports.
07:48Red for total spanners.
07:51Will you two get involved?
07:53Announce some new school rules.
07:55No chance.
07:56There's already too many baby blue,
07:58serious disciplinary breaches here already.
08:01Well, I've got some.
08:02Yes, mate.
08:03OK, just keep the noise down.
08:06I've got a hell of a lot to do here.
08:07Slime green for escaped children.
08:09All right, listen up.
08:11Tomorrow will now be...
08:13Bring your hamster to school day.
08:15And I'll also be introducing wrestling.
08:17Shut up!
08:19The talent show. Over.
08:21My hamster escaped.
08:23Probably couldn't stand living with someone
08:25so much more dumber than he was.
08:29OK, we need to do something.
08:32And I think I know someone who can help.
08:34Probably.
08:38Lovey, I'm not sure there's any quick fix
08:40for building people's confidence back up.
08:43I think it's quite a slow process.
08:45But I don't have time to do this properly.
08:47We're broken and our match against the Bears is this Friday.
08:52Ooh!
08:53Getting more confident now!
08:55Oh, no, not that one.
08:56Or else...
08:57Now we're talking.
09:10We just shouldn't play.
09:12At least that way no one will see us lose.
09:15This is gonna fix you.
09:17I'm confident it'll work.
09:19And I can say that because I've read it.
09:22Check it out.
09:24Mermaid Leggings.
09:25Only an extremely confident person would be able to wear these.
09:30There's also a whole chapter on the power of shiny clothes.
09:36Luxury Silver Llama does give me life.
09:38Other chapters include wearing shoulder pads in your armpits.
09:43They help absorb nervous sweat and make you look extremely confident in a power pose.
09:54Corridors.
09:55Own them and never, ever move out of the way for anyone.
09:59Forms of a dress.
10:02Always use...
10:03And most importantly,
10:06Criticism.
10:07Reject any doubt or negativity as jealousy.
10:11I dunno.
10:12Oh my days are, can you be any more jealous?
10:15Bruh.
10:19Oh, I feel better.
10:20I do.
10:22Okay, let's give it a try.
10:24This is gonna be epic!
10:28Never underestimate the power of shiny clothes to increase confidence.
10:33Sarah!
10:41You just can't handle my flame, miss.
10:43Stop trying to bring me down.
10:46Bruh.
10:53Express your confidence by never, ever, moving out of the way for anyone.
11:13Whenever your confidence abandons you, wear armpit shoulder pads to absorb the nervous sweat.
11:20Where are my armpit shoulder pads?
11:38You're welcome.
11:39You're welcome.
11:40Is that my science project?
11:42It's just a clock.
11:45You're welcome.
11:53I'm trying to work.
11:5410-4 to me.
11:55You gotta warp your game.
11:57Oh, I will, mate.
12:00Watch...
12:01this.
12:14Will you stop this?
12:17I'm trying to concentrate.
12:18Dinner lady evaluations are due this afternoon.
12:23Teacher?
12:24The door's locked.
12:26It's Mr T.
12:28Yes?
12:29Mr Holt?
12:32Um, this is he.
12:33Just shout through.
12:35It's something new I'm trying to improve staff confidence.
12:42Do you have time to...
12:45I actually can't hear you.
12:50Have you got time to...
12:52Find your voice, come on.
12:54Have you got time to meet Connor and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
12:58That's much better.
12:59You've found your voice.
13:00Keep it up now.
13:02Ha!
13:03Yes!
13:04Proud of you.
13:06Uh...
13:06And...
13:07No.
13:07Absolutely not.
13:08I am a very busy...
13:10adult man.
13:14That's fine.
13:15Tell her two o'clock.
13:17Yes, head teacher!
13:23What are you playing at?
13:25How are we gonna have a meeting without getting busted?
13:27I don't know, but...
13:28If my mum wants to talk to my head teacher, I have to know what it's about.
13:33We are so confident right now.
13:35Woo!
13:36I feel like we could do anything.
13:38Yes!
13:38Like enter the school talent show?
13:40Yes!
13:40I could sing!
13:45Weren't you banned from singing at your last school?
13:48Because people were violently, physically sick.
13:51Yeah.
13:53Haters!
13:54Trying to dim my shine!
13:56What's your boy?
13:57Yes!
13:58Go eat her!
13:59Yes!
14:00Go eat her!
14:01Brace yourself!
14:02This is gonna rock!
14:08Might be practised.
14:09Mr Hull, thanks so much for...
14:12Oh.
14:13You've...
14:14There's a...
14:16You've got a cat on your face.
14:18Yes.
14:19It got stuck there.
14:20I'm terrible with this newfangled technology.
14:23I'd rather devote my energy to teaching and discipline.
14:28Right.
14:29Yeah?
14:29Ask what you want.
14:30What do you want then?
14:31A date?
14:33Erm...
14:34No.
14:36Thanks.
14:37It's...
14:38It's my two.
14:39I think the pressure of school might be getting to them.
14:42Aoife's always been so confident,
14:44but now she seems really shaken.
14:46Oh, boo-hoo!
14:49Sorry?
14:53That's awful.
14:54Go on.
14:55And Connor's been up so late working.
14:58He's a diligent, handsome lad.
15:02But what can I do about it?
15:04If there's a chance, maybe get them to lighten up a bit?
15:07Remind them that they're brilliant and that everyone needs to have fun now and then.
15:12OK, great.
15:13Will do.
15:13Bye.
15:15Bye.
15:17Did you hear that, cons-not?
15:19You said we need to have fun.
15:21And I completely agree.
15:23If I can find room in an incredibly packed schedule.
15:31You're all entering the school talent contest.
15:34That's brilliant.
15:35What are you going to do?
15:36I'm going to do a stand-up comedy act.
15:38Brilliant.
15:39Have you done that before?
15:40Nah, but how hard can it be?
15:42I'm doing a karate demo.
15:44Oh!
15:45I didn't know you knew karate.
15:47I don't.
15:48Bagpipes.
15:49Literally touching them for the first time on stage.
15:52Exciting.
15:53Right.
15:54Are you entering, Aoife?
15:56Yeah, bruh.
15:57What are you going to-
15:58Send the calls!
16:00Sing?
16:01After what happened at St Joseph's?
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's going to be a maze.
16:06And then we're going to play against the Bears and absolutely smash them.
16:10This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
16:13Must-
16:15Okay, listen girls.
16:17Do you think maybe you're being a bit overconfident?
16:20Is that even a thing?
16:21Yeah.
16:22And actually, it can be worse than being underconfident.
16:26Nerves aren't a bad thing.
16:28They just mean you care.
16:30That you want to win.
16:31But losing all doubt can lead to disaster.
16:35As I know, after two boxer-sized classes led to me signing
16:39up for a bout against an actual giant.
16:43We reconstructed surgeries.
16:46Ha!
16:47Hey guys!
16:48Don't listen to her.
16:48Aoife!
16:49Nothing's going to stop us from performing on stage in front of everyone in school.
16:53So, back off, jellyfish.
16:57Let's go!
17:05Hello, Midvale.
17:08Oh, er, hello Aoife's mum.
17:11You haven't reconsidered that date, have you?
17:15Oh, great.
17:16Er, what can I do for you?
17:19Sing?
17:21She can't.
17:22Not after St Joseph's.
17:24Er, how'd I hear about that?
17:25Er, everyone heard about that.
17:29Er, but no, I totally agree.
17:31She completely embarrassed herself.
17:33I'll see what I can do.
17:34Okay.
17:35Na-night.
17:36Na-night.
17:37Na-night.
17:37Okay.
17:37Oh!
17:41Oh, oh, oh, oh!
17:43No!
17:44Oh, oh.
17:48Oh!
17:55School talent show, cancelled.
17:58What?
17:59Deprived this lot of the chance to see me
18:01unleash Eat With A Diva.
18:04Doesn't quite rhyme, but we're just gonna go with it.
18:09This talent contest is happening.
18:14Yes.
18:15Should we just go, Celeste?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Triple geography.
18:19Or listen to Connor bore on about safeguarding.
18:22Tough choice.
18:25Morning.
18:26Who wants to have some fun?
18:28Maybe.
18:31Hello.
18:32This is Mr Holt.
18:34I would like to order three large pepperoni pizzas
18:37for immediate delivery, please.
18:40And charge it to my account.
18:43Yes!
18:46Talent show now!
18:48Ask me how.
18:50Cancel, Holt!
18:51Not the talent show!
18:55Aoife, is there any chance the cancellation might be a good thing?
18:58What?
18:59It's just, we've been thinking about what your mum said.
19:03Maybe we shouldn't perform things we haven't tried before.
19:05Things some of us have actually been told to be really bad at.
19:10St. Joseph's.
19:11For the first time in front of everyone.
19:13Pum G.
19:15Your mum's really got to them.
19:16She's sharing their confidence.
19:23I have to show them how wrong my mum is.
19:26Somehow.
19:29Hang on.
19:31I know.
19:37Hello?
19:38Hello?
19:40Excuse me.
19:42Could you just...
19:43Shut up and listen!
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51So, I'm going to sing a little song.
19:54And this one goes out to my teamies.
19:56And friends.
19:58I just hope that they can realise how insanely, amazingly awesome I am.
20:06And they are too.
20:15Of all the things we've done
20:20We'll overcome our sadness
20:23And escape from all this madness
20:26And although we feel...
20:29Well, that's how it sounded in my head.
20:33From this broken world we live in
20:37We need to say and share the love we know
20:41What we know
20:44What we know
20:48Everyone's laughing
20:50What we know
20:51So embarrassing
20:52The worst part is she's doing it for us
20:55Let's show her some support
20:58From this broken world we live in
21:02We need to say and share the love we know
21:23The worst part is she's doing it for us
21:36Absolute king.
21:41Pizza!
21:51Please, you've changed job.
21:53You're going to wish I had.
21:56What the hell is going on here?
22:05So, as you can see, the vipers are back to their nervy shells.
22:08They're for ourselves.
22:09So I think it's time for a quick recap.
22:11So I came into school like, who needs luck?
22:13When you're as good as us, you don't need luck.
22:15Those bears are going down.
22:17And then Jessica was like, maybe a little practice match.
22:20And these guys were like, no, what about my shoes?
22:23Because they'd lost their confidence.
22:25I'm shaking, which I did solve.
22:27We are so confident right now.
22:29Then my mum was like, you're being a bit overconfident.
22:32Which turned out to be true.
22:34And then there was the world's worst version of share the love we know.
22:37From this broken world we live in.
22:40And these guys are still saying stuff like,
22:43well, I guess it's time to lose the game.
22:45And would it be bad to just leg it?
22:48Luckily, they've got me.
22:51Guys, we're so going to win this.
22:54How?
22:55Are you joking?
22:56You guys have just embarrassed yourself in front of the entire school.
22:59If you can do that, then you can do this.
23:02I still feel really nervous.
23:05Hey, it's okay.
23:07Nerves are good.
23:08Remember what my mum said?
23:10Don't be embarrassed to use the cream and it'll go away.
23:13No.
23:14About nerves meaning, you just want to win.
23:17We just have to use them.
23:18And I've heard imagining the opposition as big babies also helps.
23:23Let's go.
23:30Come on, guys.
23:34The ball's live.
23:43I'm really nervous.
23:45Come free.
23:48Yes!
23:49We're going to go to the ball bar.
24:07What are you doing?
24:20I actually really like this. You look amazing!
24:30Yes, Lisa.
24:35Fall!
24:41And together, we can do anything.
25:02The most horrific, appalling example of delinquent behaviour. I...
25:07You'll get sick if you eat that much.
25:09No, I won't.
25:12The only thing that makes you feel sick is you lot.
25:15Now, dismiss. I'm your invitation for life.
25:19Mr Holt, sorry to disturb. I just wanted to thank you.
25:24No problem, coach. What for?
25:25My evaluation. On time. Very pleased.
25:31I think all us staff feel that the school's just been run really well lately.
25:38And these new lessons, well...
25:40Now I can MC like an absolute king!
25:45Psst!
25:46Psst!
25:47Psst!
25:48Psst!
25:48Rinse it! That's me!
25:49G to the I to the M MC!
25:51Make some noise!
25:52Psst!
25:54Psst!
25:56And also, the change in Miss Bronte has been a joy to see.
26:00Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li!
26:12Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li!
26:15Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li!
26:19Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li!
26:22Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Yod-li! Y
26:30Just cancelling our punishment.
26:32I'll think about it. Get out.
26:34Hang on. What about our pepperoni supreme?
26:37Yeah, yours was a mega deal.
26:39Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
26:47Well then, Aoife.
26:48Thanks, Jamie.
26:50Aoife, I hear you sang share the love we know earlier.
26:54Sad to have missed it.
26:56Mock me if you like, sir, but nothing's bringing me down today.
26:59I'm not mocking anyone.
27:00It's my favourite song, particularly the very touching Boyosphere version.
27:05So, I've arranged for you to perform it again on Friday in assembly.
27:09What? No, I can't.
27:10Oh, come now, girl.
27:12What you need is a little bit more self-confidence.
27:14Where's your swag?
27:15Yo, I know.
27:18I know.
27:30It's my favourite suit.
27:31I know.
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