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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 02: The Autograph Play
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00:19I'll be in the wasting room. Just be brave.
00:21Okay, this may seem bad. Really bad.
00:23But don't worry, it's actually lots worse.
00:25Please don't sue the school. I'm here for you.
00:28I think we'd better do a rewind.
00:33I can't believe you're bunking off to go and do an escape room.
00:36I'm not bunking off. I'm a teacher. It's called sneaking out.
00:40Reminds me of when I was young,
00:42ducking out of choir practice to go LARPing
00:44until Mum found my chainmail bikini.
00:47Why do parents insist on having a past? It's disgusting.
00:52Jim, what about practice? We've got a match later.
01:00Don't worry. The chipmunks are the worst team in the league.
01:03And it's not like we'll be able to get in the gym this morning anyway.
01:06What with the celebrity visit.
01:08What celebrity visit?
01:13Nicola Adams is coming to Midvale.
01:15She's totally my hero.
01:17First female Olympic boxing champion.
01:19First female double Olympic boxing champion.
01:22WBO champion.
01:23And winner of literally every title she could possibly win.
01:30She's an overachiever, like me.
01:32We have to hang out. We're so going to be besties.
01:37Wait, why didn't they tell everyone about this?
01:40They did. That's why everyone's in boxing gear.
01:45Ah!
01:46I did think that was a bit weird.
01:49We need to go and see her.
01:50Now.
01:51We are indeed big.
01:55We came in early to beat the queue.
01:57How big's the queue?
02:01Really big.
02:02And so slow.
02:04Who knew supporting superstars would be so popular?
02:12Only five more minutes and then back to class.
02:16Not you, Nicola Adams.
02:17Five minutes?
02:19I'll never make it.
02:27Unless I have an inspired play.
02:40What are you doing?
02:41I'm planning to ask Aunt Jessica.
02:43She's on a break from Jamie.
02:45I didn't even know they were going out again.
02:47Yeah, but it's off again now.
02:50She said on her social she needed space to grow.
02:53And he said she's been...
02:55Stop talking about people who aren't me.
02:57I'm supposed to be making my move here.
02:59And hiding on the stairs is your move?
03:02I'm not hiding on the stairs.
03:04I'm scoping out of the territory before Connor moves in.
03:07I thought it was your move.
03:09Connor's my wingman.
03:12It's like a sidekick, only cooler.
03:15Ben's or Phil.
03:16Connor will have to do.
03:18Why do you need a wingman to ask Jessica on a date?
03:21Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte.
03:23You have to understand.
03:25Girls are very skittish creatures.
03:28You can't just ask them out.
03:30They might panic.
03:31They need to be warmed up first.
03:33Put at their ease.
03:34Hence the need for a wingman.
03:36Wow!
03:38How interesting.
03:40Tell me more.
03:41No need.
03:42Just watch and learn.
03:46Jessica, hi.
03:46What do you want?
03:48Er, nothing.
03:50Er, that's a really nice tie.
03:54Now who's the skittish one?
03:56OK, I'm just going to come out and say this.
03:58Never speak to me.
04:00Ever.
04:00All right?
04:02Hi.
04:03You as well.
04:04Never.
04:05Never.
04:07When you...
04:11And there's the panic.
04:14Also, no animal noises.
04:20You need help.
04:22Come with me.
04:24Here we are.
04:25Ready for your first escape room experience?
04:28Are you sure this is it?
04:30Yeah.
04:31Exciting, isn't it?
04:33Every escape room has its own theme.
04:36And a series of clues we have to crack if we want to get out.
04:40This must be weird, dark alley.
04:44It's all part of the fun.
04:46Well, I hope the fun doesn't involve getting bitten by rats.
04:50I've got hot yoghurt full.
04:54Is that a one or a seven?
04:58Definitely a seven.
05:05Excuse me.
05:07Watch out.
05:08Coming through.
05:09The drama club are doing Treasure Island.
05:12Not harming boring some crutches.
05:14Of a fictional pirate.
05:16Injured girl.
05:18Can't cue.
05:19Leg hurts.
05:24I'm such a genius.
05:26Why are you on crutches?
05:27Sorry, I'll rephrase that.
05:28Why are you screaming at me on crutches?
05:32I hurt my leg.
05:33Obviously.
05:34How?
05:37Well, I did it on a trophy.
05:43You hurt your leg on a trophy?
05:46A trophy cabinet fell on me.
05:52My trophy cabinet?
05:53My trophy cabinet fell on you and you hurt your leg.
05:55Is that what you're saying?
05:57Yes.
05:58An injury on school property due to faulty furniture maintenance.
06:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:05I hope this day would never come.
06:08We have to inform your parents at once.
06:11No, Nicol Adams.
06:13We have to hang out on the next you.
06:18Too win over, Jessica.
06:20First we need to deal with your energy.
06:23It's too aggressive.
06:25What do you mean, aggressive?
06:26Yes.
06:27Just like that.
06:29You have to let go.
06:31Let's see you in a relaxed, neutral pose.
06:36try with a smile no a smile
06:43this could take a while it's just a load of bins bins and a sign saying entrance doesn't that say
06:54no entrance but the no has come off exactly with escape rooms everything has a hidden meaning
07:01oh okay i get it so that fire damaged old mattress means no smoking bingo and that bucket of broken
07:11phones means no phones allowed yes we'll have to leave them here
07:22wow there's even a puzzle to get into the room have a look around there should be something to help
07:27us
07:35my lady
07:46fingers crossed my mom doesn't answer the phone
07:49no answer well there's only one thing for it let me off lessons and have a private one-on-one
07:55with nicola adams nope take you to hospital hospital you know i think my legs start to feel
08:01a bit better better from being crushed by a trophy cabinet better ish
08:07ifa there's no need to put a brave face on this my elbow was once mashed by a sideboard i
08:13know what
08:13you're dealing with and i'm here for you is he actually being nice until the school and more
08:19importantly me personally are in the clear now let's get you to a and e
08:23wait wait no i need to meet up you're depriving her of my friendship
08:54I'm stuck in a bar in hospital miles away from now!
08:56Nicola Adams, my genius play has totally backfired.
08:59But on the plus side...
09:02Here's your hot chocolate.
09:04Thanks, sir. Oh, and the crisps too!
09:08They were for me.
09:09Ooh!
09:11Fine. Why not?
09:17This is awful.
09:19I'm supposed to be at school carrying favour with the sport woman.
09:22I've been practising my selfie face for a week.
09:28That's all wasted effort now, thanks to your leg.
09:32Is he glaring at my leg?
09:33Ooh!
09:35Ow, it hurts!
09:36Sorry.
09:37Is there anything else I can get you?
09:39Maybe a huge cookie?
09:41A huge...
09:42Yes.
09:43Of course.
09:44No problem.
09:48Maybe I am a genius after all.
09:50Although, having a fake injury might be a bit of a problem for the game this afternoon.
09:54I'd better tell the girls.
09:55They'll help me to stage a miraculous recovery.
09:57Break-up-a-rape.
10:00Aoife, where are you?
10:02Holt's taking me to hospital, but...
10:03Sorry, did you say you're in hospital?
10:06I can't hear you over all the cheering.
10:08It's OK.
10:09There was a queue and...
10:10Wait, why is there cheering?
10:12Oh.
10:12Nicola's taking us for a demonstration.
10:15Hands up.
10:16Go, Nyla!
10:18Wait, I'm missing a training session with Nicola Adams.
10:21Yeah, it's brilliant.
10:23But why are you in hospital?
10:24What's wrong?
10:25It's fine.
10:26Holt just saw me on crutches and...
10:28You're on crutches.
10:29Is it your leg?
10:31No, not exactly.
10:34Well, you see, why is it so hard to explain our web of lies?
10:39Nicola's going to watch our game.
10:42Wait, what?
10:43Aoife's injured, so she won't be able to play.
10:45No, it's a fake injury.
10:47What?
10:49Oops.
10:50Did you just say you've got a fake injury?
10:52No, I said fake...
10:54...injury.
10:56What's a fake ninjury?
10:58It's like a normal ninjury, but fake.
11:03I was practising some ninja moves when the cabinet fell on my leg.
11:07So it's your fault.
11:09The fake ninjury caused the accident.
11:11I'm in the clear.
11:13No.
11:14The ninja move saved my leg.
11:16Otherwise, it would have been way worse.
11:19So you have hurt your leg?
11:22Well, um...
11:25She's such a faker.
11:26Jessica, I'm starting to wonder if this whole fake injury thing might have been a mistake.
11:33Right, let's get you to x-ray.
11:39You're close to perfect.
11:41Now try it on Jessica.
11:43Remind me why I agreed to this.
11:45Use the line I gave you.
11:48I'm going to buy you milk.
11:50I'm going to buy you milk.
11:51No.
11:51No.
11:52It's...
11:53Can I buy you a milkshake?
11:54Can I buy you a milkshake?
11:58Can I buy you a milkshake?
12:05Can I buy you a milkshake?
12:18Can I buy you a milkshake?
12:26Can I buy you a milkshake?
12:39I thought it would be a bit more fantastical, like a submarine or a dungeon.
12:44Who'd want to escape from an office?
12:46Aha.
12:47Egyptian tombs and pirate ships are old hats.
12:50Here, who knows?
12:53I mean, what's the significance of this?
12:57What secrets does it hold?
13:00Well, it says Keith on it.
13:02Huh?
13:05Wow.
13:06Keith.
13:07What does it mean?
13:10Keith.
13:12Keith.
13:15Keith!
13:16Keith, this is the key.
13:18Of course.
13:19Quick, find something belonging to Keith.
13:27I've found his coat.
13:29Go through the pockets.
13:34Behind it, on the wall.
13:36A key safe.
13:37Keith, I told you.
13:40It's locked.
13:42We need the code.
13:44Look for numbers.
13:45This is so much fun.
13:51Okay.
13:52Time to put your training into practice.
13:54Go.
13:55Hang on.
13:56I've got this sudden weird sensation.
13:59Like, I care what she thinks about me.
14:03Yeah.
14:04That's feelings.
14:05They're a good thing.
14:06Use them.
14:11I've never seen him like this.
14:14I know.
14:15I've tamed him.
14:17I've created the perfect boyfriend.
14:20You're not starting to fancy clangler, are you?
14:24What?
14:26No.
14:27No, of course not.
14:39This is bad, right?
14:40I mean, doctors probably know all about injuries.
14:43Hmm.
14:44This is very unusual.
14:46See?
14:47Is it serious?
14:48No.
14:49Can't find anything wrong.
14:51But we'll strap it up anyway.
14:53Maybe it's a rare kind of injury.
14:55One that heals really quickly so you can go hang out with iconic sporting stars.
14:59I don't think so.
15:00But the x-ray will tell us what's what.
15:04This had better not be some kind of ruse.
15:07Hey!
15:08A ruse?
15:09That seems unlikely.
15:11He's on to me.
15:12Need to act quick.
15:14Hey!
15:15Is that a Boyer's Fear poster?
15:28No, it's a poster about the Streptococcus bacteria.
15:32Oh, easy mistake to make.
15:34Right.
15:35Let's see what's what.
15:39Wait.
15:40This is unbelievable.
15:41I knew it.
15:42She's faking it, isn't she?
15:44Why do I ever listen to injured children?
15:47No, this isn't fake.
15:48In fact, it's the most serious fracture I've ever seen.
15:51We need to get you into surgery.
15:53I'll be in the wasting room.
15:55Just be brave.
15:56And this is where we came in.
15:57Please don't sue the school.
15:59I'm here for you.
16:02It needs to be along soon.
16:05Okay, so this seems like a desperate situation.
16:08But my training has prepared me for desperate situations.
16:11It's also prepared me for something else.
16:13Something really important.
16:22It's our new plan.
16:23Run back to school, become best friends with Nicola Adams,
16:26then go back to the hospital in time to pretend I've just left surgery.
16:30Oh, never know.
16:31It's going to be fine.
16:34Thanks.
16:36What's up with Aoife's leg?
16:38I thought she was faking, but Holt says she's fractured it in ten places.
16:42I feel so bad.
16:44It won't bother me.
16:45But you know what babies people are.
16:47Charlotte, Jessica said she'll meet me before the game.
16:51You're amazing.
16:54What's up with him?
16:55He seemed nice.
16:58Yeah, I did that.
17:05Oh, my days.
17:07Can you imagine?
17:08Me and Clangor.
17:10It's going to be so funny when I show him up before the game,
17:13in front of the whole school.
17:24Made it.
17:25Part one of a plan.
17:27Complete.
17:28Now we're part two.
17:30Collapse.
17:31On the bench.
17:33Aoife!
17:34Are you all right?
17:36She's burning up.
17:37Must be a reaction to the injury.
17:39Guys, seriously.
17:41I'm OK.
17:42Oh, she's so brave.
17:44No, just listen.
17:46What happened was...
17:47We got you a cat.
17:48Wishing you a speedy recovery.
17:51I forgot how much my friends would worry about me.
17:53I've got to put them straight.
17:55Guys, about my leg.
17:57Nicola Adams even signed it.
18:01She was so moved when we told her about your injury that...
18:04She wants to meet you personally.
18:06She wants to meet me?
18:08Great, isn't it?
18:10So, what were you going to say about your leg?
18:14Ow!
18:16Ooh!
18:17My leg.
18:18It hurts.
18:19Come on.
18:20We'll carry it to her.
18:23I got my one-on-one after all.
18:27Clangor!
18:29It's Jessica.
18:29Hello.
18:30Everything's Jessica.
18:31The birds.
18:32The sun.
18:33The flowers.
18:34You ripped those from a flower bed.
18:36It was very romantic.
18:37The delicate petals remind me of my new fragile feelings,
18:40which would blow away a single full word from her delicate lips.
18:43Right.
18:45It's so wonderful.
18:46She likes me, isn't it?
18:47Yeah, it's brilliant.
18:49She's going to destroy it.
18:51Yeah, and I caused this.
18:53So I have to find a way to fix it.
18:57That's the last number from the filing cabinet.
18:59No dice.
19:05It's not saying it's under a drawer, either.
19:08Where be the clues in this Keith character?
19:11What do we know?
19:13He likes cyclic?
19:15His grandkids visit at the weekends?
19:18How'd you know that?
19:19I've been to his diary.
19:20It's so realistically boring.
19:25Hang on.
19:27If he's close to his grandkids,
19:29maybe he'd like to be reminded of them every day.
19:4242.91.
19:444, 2, 9, 1.
19:47Yes!
19:51Ah!
19:55Braid!
19:56On the back!
19:58The key!
19:59What does it unlock?
20:01The cabinet!
20:07Another safe!
20:09Try the code!
20:114, 2,
20:139,
20:151.
20:18Yes!
20:19Yes!
20:22That's weird.
20:23It's just full of money.
20:24Jim?
20:25Maybe if we count how much there is,
20:26we can use that number to...
20:28Jim?
20:28Well, those sirens sound like they're coming from outside.
20:30Jim!
20:31I don't think this is an escape room.
20:35I ought to say,
20:36I've never actually done an escape room before.
20:38Bones!
20:39Bones!
20:43I've got five missed calls from Mr Hull.
20:45Why is Mr Hull been ringing me?
20:53Hey, you must be Aoife.
20:56It's Nicola Roddams.
20:58It's like cool.
20:59No burbling.
21:01Oh, wow, I can't believe it.
21:02I'm so excited.
21:03It's brilliant.
21:03I'm a huge fan.
21:04Please be my friend.
21:05You have to tell me everything.
21:08That was okay, right?
21:10Okay, okay, calm down.
21:12What do you want to know?
21:13Everything.
21:14Tell me all your secrets.
21:15I'm already a lot like you,
21:16but how do I become exactly you?
21:19Well, there's no secret.
21:21You train hard,
21:22put the hours in,
21:24stay positive,
21:25focused,
21:25and you wait for your opportunity to come.
21:28And when it does come,
21:29you have to grab it with both hands.
21:31Wow.
21:32That's amazing.
21:34One of your friends said you couldn't play
21:36because you're injured.
21:37Do you want to see it with me?
21:39I'm going to watch the game with my hero, Slay.
21:43I mean, I know I'm letting my team down,
21:45but they'll beat the chipmunks easily.
21:47It's all good.
21:49Although, I can't help feeling
21:50there's something I've forgotten.
21:58Ah, Mr. Holt.
21:59I need to talk to you about Aoife O'Neill.
22:02Is it bad news?
22:03Is she suing the school?
22:05No.
22:05I'm afraid she's disappeared.
22:08She's disappeared?
22:12Sorry, I'm conflicted.
22:13Give me a moment.
22:15Yeah, no, it's definitely bad news.
22:17I'll help you look.
22:18Brilliant.
22:20It's this way.
22:23Jessica.
22:26Oh, wow.
22:28Has Klang has sent another of his little wingmen
22:29to warm me up?
22:31No, I just...
22:32I know what you're planning.
22:34Please don't do this.
22:36Aw.
22:36I really admire you for humiliating yourself
22:39on his behalf.
22:41But no.
22:52Klang, wow.
22:54What an entrance.
22:56You must have something to say to me.
22:58I do, Jessica.
22:59Jessica.
23:03I...
23:03I...
23:05I...
23:05I...
23:06I can't go out with you.
23:07What?
23:08Wait.
23:09What?
23:11But...
23:11I'm sorry.
23:13I know you're in love with me,
23:14but I just can't accept any more flowers and chocolates.
23:18It's just too much.
23:20No, but these aren't...
23:21Jessica.
23:22You're just too needy.
23:25I'm afraid it's a no from me.
23:29No, I'm knocking him back.
23:33I am.
23:34Shut up.
23:36Stop filming.
23:38Shut up.
23:39Bye-bye, Jessica.
23:41That was brilliant.
23:45Remind me why we did that.
23:48Because you have a love much greater than Jessica.
23:52Do I?
23:53Of course.
24:00Pranking.
24:02I do.
24:03I love pranking.
24:06Clangor and pranking forever.
24:13Look at him.
24:14So wild.
24:16So free.
24:17No one will ever tame him.
24:20I can't believe I'm about to watch a game with my hero,
24:23Nicola Adams.
24:24I'm so happy.
24:26Except I feel a bit bad for letting my team down.
24:29Poor Aoife.
24:30This must be really hard for her.
24:32Did you let go get?
24:34Yeah.
24:35Bit sore.
24:35But it's okay.
24:38We should keep an eye on her during the game.
24:41Check she's okay.
24:42Let's beat this rubbish team for her.
24:44For Aoife!
24:58Go on, Bifers.
25:00Go on, Bifers.
25:02Go on, Bifers.
25:07Come on, Bifers.
25:08Go on.
25:10Go, go, go, go.
25:11Yes.
25:13Oh.
25:18Don't look at me.
25:22Oh, I think Aoife's crying.
25:27Oh, she must be in a lot of pain.
25:30Woo.
25:32How are the worst team in the league tearing us apart?
25:38Time for a replay.
25:41So I was like, Nicola Adams is totally my hero.
25:44And then there was a stupid cue.
25:46I'll never make it.
25:47So I was like, I've hurt my leg.
25:49Let me through.
25:50Can't cue.
25:51But then Holt went, I'm going to take you to hospital.
25:54And I swapped the x-rays, which was a big mistake.
25:58We need to get you into surgery.
26:00Well, I was going to tell my team.
26:01And then Nicola Adams was like, why don't you sit with me?
26:04And I was like, slay?
26:06But now we're losing to the chick monks.
26:08And it's all my fault.
26:10If only I didn't have this terrible fake injury.
26:15Of course.
26:16And you wait for your opportunity to come.
26:18And when it does come, you have to grab it with both hands.
26:21This is my opportunity to save the game in front of Nicola Adams.
26:26This is my moment.
26:33Zara, stop off.
26:34Naila!
26:39You see me walk in, though, I came to win it all.
26:43You're a champion, I'm standing tall.
26:45What I did, I had to fight, do I deserve it all?
26:48I wear the crown and never take it all.
26:58Yes, Naila!
27:01You are in a lot of trouble, young lady.
27:04A lot of trouble.
27:07Game over.
27:08I think I've hurt my arm.
27:10Like we're going to believe that.
27:12Who knew having a fake injury would have so many consequences?
27:15At least Nicola understands.
27:18That was unbelievable.
27:20In a good way?
27:21No, in a really bad way.
27:23Look, I followed your advice and grabbed the opportunity, just like you said.
27:29You lied.
27:30You faked.
27:31You let your team down.
27:32And you sat next to me under false pretenses.
27:36That's not what I meant.
27:37That's not what I meant at all.
27:39I just got sledged by Nicola Adams.
27:44Legend.
27:46Hmm.
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