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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya please back here
00:24Kisne kaha love you
00:27Jitti roo khush roo
00:30Okay, Shrutu bhaidiyr jile
00:32Sarbamanda YouTube channel maura hai
00:34Aap don ho oto pa da hai hai
00:37Aap kisi ko netfliks jaysse platform pe bhi le hao maalo
00:40192 country mein jahan pe loo dhekh rhae hai
00:42Pan Minnesota aapna YouTube channel bhaata
00:45Zurur hai mein aapni baat kar raho
00:47Ach a cha eak dhur mein aagar tzar loge rheithe hai
00:50Tau maa ka alaga hai baap ka alaga
00:53Bacchon ka alaga YouTube channel hai
00:54Is baar mein aap ki baat kar raho
00:57Kehne ka mithlaib hai
00:58you see every person has made a video, you have so many channels
01:05and they have been in the kitchen. Guys, today I have made a
01:09bread and bread and bread. After his husband's head is open and
01:15he has made bread and put it on YouTube. After his head says that
01:20bread and bread looks good on YouTube. That day his bread and bread
01:24I'm going to give you a little bit of hair to break it up.
01:28The girls are coming today, giving tips of makeup.
01:31I'm so crazy.
01:32The best thing is that you put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:40And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
01:43And your new makeup looks ready.
01:49No makeup looks ready.
01:50First of all, the 28 things on the nose.
01:53The two inches is coming.
01:55And the girls are looking at this.
01:58The little girls are looking at this.
02:00The little girls of the little girls are looking at it.
02:02They are also looking at it on the YouTube.
02:04Hi guys!
02:05Guys, you got the same as the dogs at home.
02:08Hi guys!
02:09Okay, comment on them on the video, you're feeling bad.
02:12Guys, you're going to go to the street, you're going to work on them.
02:17Guys, I'm going to tell you about backless blouse.
02:20And I'm going to tell you about the blouse.
02:21Look!
02:22I've got this blouse to just one single person.
02:23Yeah!
02:25He's looking different from normal blouse.
02:27They're looking different from a normal blouse.
02:30So they're wearing a blanket and they're wearing the glasses.
02:32When they brought a blanket, they said that
02:33I am like a blanket, they've just made a statue of his nose.
02:39If they are looking at the lovese,
02:46I'm really looking at my blanket,
02:48So they don't have to look at the mouth.
02:49Because they have to look at that
02:50I will close my eyes and open my eyes and open my eyes.
02:52They say that the problem is the peace of mind, friends.
02:57The life is living everyone is living.
02:59This is a life of four days.
03:01They say back to me,
03:02What is that life of four days?
03:03My mother, you have to sit for 25 days.
03:06And this is a life of four days.
03:09Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:12Put your bag and get out of your bag.
03:15The beautiful world is waiting for you.
03:17Who is commenting below?
03:18Who is commenting below?
03:20Who is commenting below?
03:21Who is commenting below?
03:23But this is the truth.
03:25Those talented people who are their own business,
03:28their original content and their own channel.
03:30They become super stars.
03:31Today's our two guests are stars.
03:34They are like their own.
03:35They are like their own.
03:36They call them.
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samiraina and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
03:43Who is commenting below?
03:47They Dionysc!
03:48Whoo!
03:48Wow!
03:59How are you, bro?
04:01Welcome.
04:02Welcome!
04:02Welcome, maham, bro!
04:05Welcome, welcome.
04:48Welcome, welcome.
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13:36Welcome, welcome.
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13:57Welcome, welcome.
14:15Welcome, welcome.
14:16Welcome, welcome.
14:19Welcome, welcome.
14:24Welcome, welcome.
14:33Welcome, welcome.
14:36Welcome, welcome.
14:47There is also a story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:49Okay.
14:50I watched my dad a lot.
14:52He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
14:54But I watched a couple-sharma show a lot.
14:57So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big big day.
15:01Thank you brother.
15:04You are an amazing comedian.
15:06So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand-up.
15:12In this case, there is no doubt.
15:15I am the best comedian of India.
15:17In India, I will say that the world is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharman.
15:21I love you.
15:22I love you.
15:25Genuinely, it's a lot of difficulty.
15:28I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean, every week, a show, episode,
15:33I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38It's a legend in this time.
15:40Thank you brother.
15:41Thank you brother.
15:41It's lovely.
15:43This is what people do.
15:45When you give love,
15:46you have confidence.
15:48What is this?
15:49And what is it that?
15:49Sometimes we make scripts,
15:51sometimes it's not secure,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:52But people are giving you applause,
15:56giving you a chance,
15:57giving you a chance,
15:57giving you a chance,
15:58saying that you are with us.
15:59We are with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Who cares?
16:06Can you ask me one question?
16:07I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer.
16:09I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer.
16:10I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer.
16:11I'm a dancer.
16:11I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer.
16:15I'm a dancer.
16:16Yes, please.
16:16How are you in life?
16:18Generally,
16:19how did you feel like
16:20that many years ago has been on a show?
16:23And what's your perspective?
16:25What is everything?
16:25There's a lot of times
16:26that you have met a police officer
16:28So sir, what is your shock?
16:30I think poetry is very good.
16:31It's very good.
16:33It's their shock.
16:34Sometimes they will listen to free time.
16:36Our shock became our profession.
16:39Our brand and butter became our brand and butter.
16:40And there is a jam too.
16:43Is it?
16:44It's a jam, right?
16:46So I think this is a great blessing to you.
16:49That you feel good to do it.
16:50We are always laughing when we don't get money.
16:53So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart.
16:55And you keep doing it and keep doing it.
16:56Then the rest of the things come.
16:58So I feel a blessing.
16:59And I also watched all the films and actors when we came to our show.
17:04I feel like this is a dream or something.
17:09There is one life.
17:10Everything happens in this life.
17:11I will do a show run in the old days.
17:12My brother has a little bit less.
17:13I don't know what's going on after death.
17:18I will do a show run in the old days.
17:20I will do a show run in the old days.
17:23I will do a show run in the old days.
17:25I will do a show run in the old days.
17:29What are you talking about today?
17:32I will talk about death.
17:33I will talk about death.
17:35In the world, there are two people.
17:37One is LIC.
17:38One is LIC.
17:38And the other is Ranveer.
17:40What do you think about death after death?
17:43What do you think about death?
17:44That's why you don't have to go.
17:46You don't have to go to the podcast.
17:48And if someone went and came out and came out and came out and came out and came out and
17:50came out.
17:52Is there anything uncomfortable with any question?
17:55No.
17:56I feel that people open up such questions.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:00How do I do that?
18:01Give me a little example.
18:02Let me drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:06I didn't think about death.
18:08No.
18:08I think it's like a little notice.
18:10It won't come.
18:11But you're scared that you're excited.
18:15Who's excited for death?
18:17Yes.
18:18I will die tomorrow.
18:20What did you think about death?
18:21Good, good.
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I feel scared of death.
18:25You're starting to do this.
18:26I don't think about death.
18:29But I haven't thought about death.
18:30I didn't think about death.
18:31But I thought about death for the past year.
18:39What did you think about death?
18:41What did you think about death?
18:41What did you think about death?
18:42That's their team.
18:42Who's the team?
18:43I'm going to go to the team.
18:44I'm going to go to the police.
19:15Hello.
19:16Hello.
19:19Did you shave your hands?
19:26What happened?
19:29Listen.
19:30Hey, listen.
19:30Are you a little bit of a bite?
19:31Yes, yes.
19:32It's a little bit of a bite, Papa.
19:33I'm eating a bite.
19:35No, I'm on a diet.
19:37No, I'm not.
19:38I'll eat a little.
19:39Open your mouth.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:44You go to the house and eat.
19:48Why didn't you eat them?
19:49Papa, don't open your mouth.
19:55If they open your mouth,
19:58then it's like that in their deserts,
20:00we're going to stop the main course.
20:05Correct.
20:06India has got latent.
20:08India has got deleted.
20:12Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:16Oh!
20:20I was shocked.
20:22Oh!
20:23Thank you so much.
20:25You sing the joke to the audience?
20:27Yes, you're going to hear.
20:28Yes, you are going to hear.
20:28I have a joke.
20:30Yes.
20:30Yes, yes.
20:31One time, she's been a kid that she's gone.
20:33She's walked to the balcony.
20:34She came from the kid to the kid.
20:36She asked her,
20:37she did her house.
20:39She said,
20:39she's gone out.
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23:11Whatever you said, we didn't understand any jokes.
23:14So, our show comes on Saturday on Netflix.
23:16Let's watch it.
23:17If you can't watch Saturday,
23:19you can watch it in the next one.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:34We have some pictures of you.
23:36And our audience, too.
23:38It's fun to comment.
23:39Let's see it.
23:48I'm coming.
23:50Caption this.
23:51Who is today?
23:52You and Anveer.
23:53Kare Minati.
23:54He's a fuker.
23:55Mr. Beast.
23:56He's the most great YouTuber of this world.
23:59We're also a MythPath.
24:01Look at the comments below.
24:03It seems that the lawyer looks like everyone is one.
24:09Look at this.
24:12Who's the case is more serious, he's sitting in front of him.
24:17Who's sitting in front of him?
24:17Oh, Ranmi.
24:21Let's see.
24:23Nine years of bare bicep.
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career, my mind was full of ideas.
24:29But my heart was full of,
24:30What was the need for writing?
24:33It's a samurai sword?
24:34It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a katana.
24:36It's a samurai sword.
24:37After killing a joke, he's sitting in the house.
24:43Let's see the comments below.
24:45I think it's a long caption.
24:46I don't think anyone has commented.
24:48What?
24:50It's a sign of the caption.
24:52It's a caption.
24:53It's a caption.
24:54It's a caption.
24:54It's not a caption.
24:56It's a caption.
24:57And let's see.
24:59If you see the moon in the sky,
25:01where the moon will not open.
25:07It's time to lift up réukt payrate,
25:12can't scroll.
25:15And let's see the moon in the sky.
25:22You could poke it out.
25:24And it was something off the bottom again.
25:26we'll find out for these pictures.
25:28How many times are they kind of trying to get something?
25:32One guy was doing fine, but when he did it, then he got worse.
25:36So what's that?
25:38Let's read the comments down below.
25:46Let's see.
25:58My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps.
26:02It's not on the podcast.
26:04Have you ever done your whole blood test?
26:08The report was normal.
26:10But what is it?
26:12It's a good feeling.
26:15It's like therapy.
26:16Let's see.
26:18I was on the beach and a dog came.
26:22Before I get out of the race, he was gone.
26:29Let's see.
26:32I was on the beach.
26:34I was on the beach.
26:36I was on the beach.
26:38I was on the beach.
27:02Let's see.
27:32Let's see.
27:32It's finished.
27:33Charles, I want to tell you about your stories.
27:38And then what are your most delightful stories.
27:40So, first of all, women, ladies first, right?
27:44So, Archana, madam, the same thing.
27:46I love you.
27:49So my name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India which works on the cradle
27:59till the grave for the community.
28:03And what do you know my story?
28:04I am not born blind, from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09Someone asked me when I came out, sir, when are you doing comedy?
28:12When are you doing comedy?
28:13I said, son, when I was born, it's going to be comedy.
28:16And I want to tell you something.
28:18Archan, I am for you.
28:20Do you know what is the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today I had to come to the show and I was standing on the platform for crossing the road.
28:28A person came and was running in his own way and came to me.
28:32He came to me.
28:32He came to me.
28:33He came to me.
28:34He didn't say anything.
28:35I said, okay, okay, okay.
28:36And I went to him and I went to him.
28:38I said, okay, okay, okay.
28:40And I went there.
28:40I went there and disappeared.
28:43And someone didn't get there.
28:45And left me there.
28:45And left me there.
28:46And left me there.
28:47I was running on platform number 1-2.
28:492-1.
28:50Because people were running in sympathy.
28:52I was running there.
28:54Yes.
28:55So the story says that if you want to keep someone in life,
28:58then keep it with empathy.
29:00And not that I have to do something, I have to leave someone.
29:06to keep it with my friends.
29:08No.
29:12Charles, I have brought something which is made by my hand, my friend, Praful.
29:19so he's here beautiful thank you brother my pass to you for a gift so Charles
29:24you are so much love and you get to go to IBBO for a trip to Bali
29:31you are going to visit the whole country and thank you so much for coming to the show
29:37Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother.
29:42Charles and Ranveer are here.
29:45Now we call a stand-up comedian
29:47who is a senior.
29:49And he did his first season in the first season in Indian television.
29:54We are going to entertain everyone.
29:56Please welcome Mr. Sunil Pal.
30:11Sunil, brother.
30:13Welcome, welcome.
30:26How are you, Sarjee?
30:31I'm just...
30:32Look, how are you wearing shoes today?
30:33How are you wearing shoes today?
30:36Sunil, brother, you are very happy.
30:38Sunil, brother, when you go to Munch,
30:39you always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Pal, comedy-can-lal.
30:43And this is called comedy-can-tak-wadi.
30:46How did you see it?
30:47How did you see it with a grenade?
30:49Do you follow some thoughts?
30:52Sir, they have so much fun in them.
30:54But...
30:59What's your love?
30:59My God!
31:02Kapil, brother!
31:03If you kill the grenade from stricc,
31:06you would please kill it.
31:07But whoever kills him...
31:10he won't get enough.
31:13Who doesn't get enough to understand,
31:14who doesn't get enough to understand.
31:17And what doesn't get enough to understand,
31:18who doesn't get enough to understand?
31:19I don't know what the hell is going on.
31:22What can I tell you, Kapil?
31:24You have to have to look at this time.
31:29What is this?
31:30Just one second. I have done so much love.
31:35I have so many difficulties with them.
31:36I am going to shoot a grenade from my head.
31:40I don't even know what the problem is.
31:42I don't perform a melee.
31:44I am going to talk to you.
31:46I have no problem with you.
31:48It's just one thing.
31:49Why don't you brush me?
32:00The time of brushing is over.
32:02I am going to polish it here.
32:06I am going to polish it.
32:08Yes.
32:09I am going to see you again.
32:13But Sunil Bhai, you have to forgive them or not?
32:16I have done it.
32:17Because this is a big love.
32:18Generally, I do.
32:20I am going to request.
32:20I do not do anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil what has happened in the time?
32:24I would say that if you have a message,
32:26remember to make a message.
32:28And if you have a message,
32:30just make a message.
32:32of messages,
32:34in games of anger,
32:35whatever I have learned to do,
32:37on Sunil Bhai's video.
32:39which I've learned correctly.
32:43They've never heard of it.
32:45No, it's not.
32:46I've learned from their comments.
32:50I feel like they're not doing comments.
32:54Sunil, Paal, I genuinely like one number from 10.
33:03Thank you very much.
33:04Thank you very much.
33:05Thank you very much for being here.
33:07Thank you very much for having me.
33:08Thank you very much for having me.
33:08Thank you so much for listening to the JNJ's.
33:10They are standing here.
33:12What have I said about them?
33:13What have I said about them?
33:14They got a new name.
33:15Showstopper.
33:18That's a very cool life moment for me.
33:21To the next generation of goat comics.
33:24They have cut so much of the bones.
33:27They were having trouble outside.
33:28Sir, they were giving you advice.
33:30Sir, I have done about it.
33:34Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:37Thank you very much.
33:39Sir, you're not in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you, love you.
33:47I have a question.
33:49Sunil, where do I know you?
33:50The first laughter challenge, you're in the winner.
33:52We've also thought we'd give you an audition.
33:54And you, I was sitting in the office.
33:57The phone comes in front of us.
33:59So, there were 6 months of dates.
34:00After Sunil Pal, how busy are you in the next 6 months?
34:03You've earned a lot of money.
34:04That day, you came to my film's premiere to Chapel.
34:07What was your strategy behind that?
34:09What is that?
34:11I thought,
34:13that one and the bigger people will come.
34:15So, I don't think I'm so handsome,
34:18I don't think I'm so big.
34:19I don't think I'm so big.
34:22So, I thought,
34:23I'll do something like that.
34:26I'll be different.
34:27Seriously?
34:27Yes.
34:28So, I thought,
34:29that you were going to be basic,
34:31and you were going to be light white.
34:32So, you're going to be there.
34:34Really?
34:35Yes.
34:36They're going to be in the chapel.
34:37They're going to go to the chapel.
34:40They're going to go to the chapel.
34:43Sorry.
34:56I'll be right back,
34:57I was going to go to the chapel.
35:03I'll be right back.
35:04You're going to be right back.
35:04I'm sorry.
35:05You've said so much.
35:09My mother will be here.
35:10You're supposed to be happy.
35:11In the film star, the heroine, that he's wearing this, then I'll wear this.
35:14What's in the mood? You're also laughing. You're also laughing.
35:17We're also laughing at the world.
35:18So you're taking a lot of money in your face,
35:20taking a lot of laughter, taking a lot of money,
35:22taking a lot of money.
35:24But the thing that you're doing is a noble job.
35:26Listen, brother.
35:27And we love you in our hearts.
35:29And you also mark them.
35:30Yes, no, no, no.
35:32I just request that I've never done anything for anyone.
35:37No, he has.
35:38He has downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad.
35:44Like when we're angry, when the comedians are angry,
35:47the whole world will attack us.
35:49In the media, everyone comes.
35:50There's one time when we expect
35:52that our industry will support us.
35:55So you can also...
35:59It's just a little bad.
36:04Now...
36:05We're doing a job.
36:06We're doing a debate.
36:07Yes.
36:08We're doing a debate.
36:09We're doing a debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir.
36:12Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Jix News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:35Now tonight...
36:36Oh!
36:36In the debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:41Oh!
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36:55Oh!
36:55Oh!
36:55Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:58Let me introduce!
37:03Oh!
37:04Oh!
37:05haha
37:07Don't know a mother
37:09haha sorry sorry sorry
37:12haha
37:13haha
37:13haha
37:14haha
37:14haha
37:14haha
37:15haha
37:16haha
37:16haha
37:16haha
37:16haha
37:17haha
37:21haha
37:22haha
37:22haha
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense
37:41yeah yeah yeah
37:42relax relax
37:43here
37:44and we
37:46what's your name?
37:51haha
37:54It's
37:54for security reason
37:57but my name is social media
37:58is
37:59this
38:06foreign
38:16foreign
38:18And the wedding night came to bed and I slept in my bed.
38:21And I said, Sidhu's habit of sleeping alone.
38:25I said, I didn't sleep alone.
38:27I said, I didn't sleep alone.
38:28I said, I didn't sleep alone.
38:29I didn't sleep alone.
38:31So, I did the best.
38:33So, when we start the debate on comedy,
38:35first of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38Yes.
38:39In some shows,
38:40boys and girls,
38:41do you want to wear clothes?
38:43Yes.
38:45I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:47I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
38:52No, we cannot. Sorry.
38:57No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
39:00No.
39:01No.
39:02No.
39:13No.
39:17No.
39:19No.
39:21No.
39:22No.
39:22No.
39:23No.
39:23No.
39:23No.
39:23No.
39:23No.
39:24No.
39:25No.
39:25No.
39:26No.
39:26Look, I'm going to answer this question.
39:29There is no gender of a character.
39:33That character can become a girl, a head, a generator, anything.
39:39A character can become a white canvas from his house,
39:43that can become anything.
39:49You've said a lot of great things.
39:52Or I was going to say directly,
39:53I was going to say that I'm going to become a white canvas.
39:58Don't forget the last thing you've been talking about.
40:00I'm sorry to say.
40:06I'm sorry to say.
40:06I'm going to say that your face is on YouTube,
40:08and then delete it.
40:12Let me add, let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up, please?
40:14Two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Sunil Paal Ji ka kehna hai
40:22I'm sorry to say that they don't like the girls in the show.
40:26Sunil Paal Ji,
40:28do you want to say this again or change your opinion?
40:30I just want to say that I'm from Naakpur.
40:33I'm from Naakpur.
40:34I'm from Naakpur.
40:35I'm from Naakpur.
40:36I'm from Naakpur.
40:36I'm from Naakpur.
40:37I'm from Naakpur.
40:38I'm from Naakpur.
40:42I'm from Naakpur.
40:47We are taking us from the war.
40:52Now you don't have any authority.
40:55There is also no authority.
41:00Sir, no, no, no.
41:02No, no, no.
41:03No, no.
41:04No, no, no.
41:04You don't have any authority.
41:09I'm from Naakpur.
41:09One thing I tell you about.
41:10If you're from Naakpur,
41:13why do you learn vitamin C?
41:14Why do you do so much?
41:17Mr. Anbeer,
41:19what do you think?
41:20What do you think about this?
41:21What do you think about this?
41:36You have no idea.
41:37I have no idea.
41:38I can't see it.
41:39You know, my girlfriend is in a hurry.
41:40After I get a guy,
41:41my husband becomes a friend.
41:44it's been like a boy.
41:49What do you think?
41:50What do you think about this?
41:51You are supposed to be younger.
41:52Iways in a lot.
41:53I'm a good guy.
41:53I'm a good guy.
41:54So, I'm a good guy.
41:56why are you stupid?
41:59I don't know.
42:01I've been a good guy.
42:02I've been a good guy.
42:04Okay, you tell me, sir, what do you say?
42:12Sir, I think that a girl can become a girl.
42:16No, come here.
42:24Sir, I think that a girl can become a girl.
42:49So, once upon a time,
42:59Victor said, laughter, I don't know who.
43:03But he just said that and I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:11I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:17I say, there is comedy in small things, what is the truth?
43:22I also think there is comedy in small things, naughty naughty things,
43:26and sometimes in dhoti dhoti.
43:29If someone's dhoti is rising, I will enjoy it.
43:33For example, this is dhoti.
43:36Laughter is rising.
43:44What is that?
43:45Tell me.
43:46Look, this is cheating.
43:49This is a pen down.
43:50It's a pen down.
43:51It's a pen down.
43:55I get it.
43:56I get it.
43:58I get it.
44:00I get this.
44:01It's a pen down.
44:01It's a pen down.
44:03It's a pen down.
44:04It's a pen down.
44:05I get it.
44:07I give it.
44:07I respect that.
44:09It's a pen down.
44:13I have to say, though,
44:15that's a pen down.
44:16I am sorry.
44:16I am sorry, but I am sorry.
44:23I was hoping for the people.
44:29I have to say that.
44:31I don't know.
45:24Let's move on to the next topic.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass.
45:51It's fart.
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed force.
46:24I don't know.
46:37I don't know.
46:40I don't know.
47:21I don't know.
47:51I don't know.
47:52I don't know.
47:53I don't know.
47:54I don't know.
47:55I don't know.
47:58I don't know.
48:06I don't know.
48:35I don't know.
48:36I don't know.
49:05I don't know.
49:07I don't know.
49:17I don't know.
49:20I don't know.
49:44I don't know.
50:16I don't know.
50:24I don't know.
50:30I don't know.
50:58I don't know.
51:05I don't know.
51:11I don't know.
51:22I don't know.
51:26I don't know.
51:42I don't know.
51:44I don't know.
51:45I don't know.
52:14I love this.
52:35I love you, too.
52:42I love you.
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