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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
00:04Tonight, Ike Barinholtz, Wagner Mora,
00:08and music from Tyler Ballgame with The Klee Tones.
00:14And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:31Hi, Guillermo. Hi, everybody. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host.
00:35Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us here in our home
00:39in beautiful Hollywood, California.
00:42We have a lot of things to get to tonight.
00:44It seems like we have a lot of things to get to every night,
00:46and that wasn't always the case.
00:48Just for fun, I went back.
00:50I looked at one of our monologues from 2011.
00:53You remember 2011, Guillermo? It was a simpler time.
00:56These were the topics on our show 15 years ago tonight.
00:59NBC announced that Christina Aguilera
01:01would be a judge on The Voice.
01:03Lindsay Lohan's dad was rumored to be joining the gang
01:06at Celebrity Rehab.
01:08A sophomore at BYU was kicked off the basketball team
01:11for having sex with his girlfriend.
01:13And there was a new episode of Jersey Shore
01:16in which the situation hooks up with a girl
01:18who seems to have a strange odor.
01:21Now we got war pedophiles and measles. Oh, my.
01:25We also have... You know, the weather's different than it used to.
01:28It seems to be a lot colder on the East Coast
01:31and a lot warmer in the West.
01:33We've had... We've had such beautiful weather here
01:35the last two weeks, I've almost been scared to mention.
01:37I feel like the rest of the country hates us enough already,
01:40but it has been in the high 70s, it's been sunny,
01:43and it has been as cold as Melania's heart everywhere else.
01:47This is from Rhode Island, where even kids have had enough of snow.
01:53Because I'm so sick of snow on this...
01:56f***ing street.
01:59That's what you call an old soul.
02:02There were primary elections in North Carolina, Arkansas,
02:06and Texas yesterday.
02:07Democrats are hoping to win their first Senate seat
02:10in the Lone Star State since 1988.
02:12James Tallarico won the primary there last night.
02:16He beat out the author of Bleached Blonde, Bad Built Butch Buddy,
02:20Jasmine Crockett.
02:22Tallarico will now face the winner of a runoff
02:24between the incumbent, Senator John Cornyn,
02:27and his opponent, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,
02:31seen here dying before our eyes.
02:33Ken Paxton, this guy has quite a list of accomplishments.
02:36As Attorney General, he faced 20 different articles of impeachment.
02:40He was indicted for three felonies.
02:42He's been sued by the SEC.
02:44He's threatened with disbarment.
02:46And his wife, a woman he started a church with,
02:49divorced him for cheating with a Senate aide.
02:52Oh, you know, forget the Senate.
02:53With a resume like that, you could run for president
02:55of the United States.
02:57Of course, Paxton is tight with Trump,
03:00because only the best people.
03:02Democrats flipped the state legislature seat
03:05in Arkansas yesterday.
03:07That makes more than two dozen seats
03:09in various state legislators they have flipped
03:11since Trump took office last year.
03:13Whereas the number of seats that have gone from blue to red
03:15now totals zero nationwide.
03:18I'm beginning to see why Trump dislikes these elections so much.
03:21The president got a vigorous stroking at the White House today.
03:25He had a meeting of executives from Google, Microsoft, Amazon Meta,
03:29and OpenAI who gathered to grovel at his feet.
03:33If you're the CEO of a big tech company,
03:35your schedule seems to alternate between partying on a superyacht
03:39and Frenching the president's ass.
03:42There's no in between.
03:43So he had the tech bros sign a pledge that says
03:46they will supply their own power for their AI data centers.
03:50Wouldn't it be great if they do it by building, like,
03:53100 million windmills just to drive Trump nuts?
03:56And, of course, my favorite part of any White House event
03:59is when the president of the United States
04:02attempts to pronounce someone's name.
04:05CEO of Oracle, Clay Moose Quirk.
04:12Moose Quirk.
04:14Not even close.
04:16The name you were looking for is McGorick,
04:18which I'm not saying it's an easy name to read.
04:22Put the name up on the screen so we can all see what he saw.
04:24But how do you get Moose Quirk out of that?
04:27I'm sorry, he might have bone spurs of the brain now.
04:31You know, we goof on the president a lot,
04:33but the fact of the matter is,
04:35he knows a great deal about tech, about computers.
04:39In fact, when it comes to computers, no one knows more than him.
04:42There's no problem with computers all over the place
04:44and robots, lots of robots.
04:46You know, the reason you use computers is to make time
04:49so that it's, like, fast.
04:51We don't need computers in the sky.
04:53Dell computer.
04:54Go out and buy a Dell computer.
04:56They're great.
04:56All the tech geniuses were there.
04:58They love their computers.
05:00We have the best computer guy there is, right?
05:02We have Elon.
05:03My son, I told you, Barron, he loves that computer.
05:06They're unbelievable at computers.
05:08He started making computers on his bed.
05:10He said, they make love to their computer.
05:12I said, I don't want to hear about that.
05:13Everything's computer.
05:15That's right.
05:15Everything's computer.
05:17Wait until he hears about phone.
05:18Everything's phone.
05:20So as the meeting's wrapping up, Trump tells the group,
05:23he says, I have to go back and look at the war.
05:25And he left.
05:26Everyone who works for him is saying this is not a war.
05:29It's not a war.
05:29He keeps calling it a war.
05:31We're now on day five of whatever this is.
05:34Pete Hegseth today said, we're just getting started in Iran.
05:36They're still trying to figure out who will be Iran's next top Ayatollah.
05:41The front runner is said to be the newly exploded Ayatollah's son,
05:46Mushtaba Khomeini.
05:47Imagine your dad being the Ayatollah.
05:49I mean, talk about strict.
05:51The Ayatollah's son, this guy, is said to be an even more of a hardliner
05:55than his dad, which is what a lot of people worry about.
06:00You know, you start bombing leaders, you wind up with one who might be even worse.
06:04It's a real, I hate to say Ayatollah so, is what I'm saying.
06:08But I mentioned last night that Team Trump has been throwing out
06:11a wide and conflicting array of reasons for why they decided to launch this attack.
06:16Was it to stop Iran from enriching uranium or long-range missiles
06:21because Israel is going to do it anyway?
06:23Was it for regime change?
06:24Or maybe it's what Trump's press secretary Caroline Levitt said it was, another hunch.
06:30I think it was important with respect to the timeline.
06:32But I think the president prior to that phone call had a good feeling
06:37that the Iranian regime was going to strike the United States assets
06:41and our personnel in the region.
06:43He had a good feeling about it.
06:45What more do you need?
06:46I mean, why are good feelings for him bad for everyone else?
06:50You know, this is a tough one for the gang at Fox News
06:53and all the teeth sucklers in the right-wing echo chamber because they desperately want to praise the president
06:59and cheer him on.
07:00But they also know that starting a foreign war is the opposite of what he promised their viewers.
07:05It's a tough needle to thread and it put Pete Hegseth's former co-host,
07:09Will Cain, in a bit of a pickle last night when he interviewed retired General Jack Keene.
07:14It's not 100% clear to me, General, and that's not to suggest that I don't support 100% what
07:19is happening,
07:20nor that I 100% offer my support.
07:23I just think I want to ask a couple of critical questions,
07:25and I hope you know how much respect I have for your service.
07:28And I think it goes without saying to anybody watching how much respect I have for the men making this
07:32decision.
07:32You don't have to patronize me.
07:33Just ask the question.
07:40Just when you thought it couldn't get more embarrassing to be on Fox News.
07:45Pull your pants down, soldier.
07:46I'm going to pink up your ass.
07:48And then on the other side of the coin, you have Greg Kelly over on Newsmax,
07:52who seems to think that this war is about checking out chicks.
07:58Well, that's what Iranian women used to look like before the Ayatollah Khomeini showed up.
08:04Could look like that again. I'll see you tomorrow.
08:08Does he know he's on television?
08:11Someone really ought to tell him.
08:13Meanwhile, the chair of the House Oversight Committee, James Comer,
08:15this is the yokel in charge of the Epstein hearings.
08:18After hauling the Clintons in for questioning last week,
08:21Comer said they're going to bring in some more big names, including Bill Gates.
08:24Not to ask him about Epstein.
08:26They want to know why one of the richest men in the world still gets his hair cut at Fantastic
08:29Sam's.
08:31One of the names that is not on his list is Donald J. Trump,
08:34even though his name appears in the Trump-Epstein files hundreds of thousands of times.
08:40And even though key documents related to accusations made against Trump by a young teenage girl have disappeared,
08:47Comer feels that Trump has been asked about this enough.
08:50We're working with the president. He's turning over documents.
08:53Thus far, I'm very appreciative of the cooperation with the Trump administration.
08:58And President Trump's answered hundreds, if not thousands, of questions about Epstein.
09:04Prior to our deposition, I don't think the Clintons had answered very many questions.
09:08That's right. James Comer and his team will leave only one stone unturned.
09:14And that is Donald Trump.
09:15I can't figure out how he keeps saying this with a straight face.
09:18Like, there's no difference between asking reporters questions from reporters
09:22and answering questions under oath in Congress.
09:25They're going to interview everyone but Epstein's best friend.
09:28This is like if they arrested Siegfried and said nothing to Roy at all.
09:32The Oversight Committee did vote today to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi,
09:36so I guess that's something.
09:38Meanwhile, over in the House Judiciary Committee,
09:40they heard testimony from our soon-to-be former Secretary of Homeland Security,
09:45Kristi Noem.
09:45Kristi Noem got quite a grilling from members of both sides
09:48over the last couple of days about the hundreds of millions of dollars
09:51she spent for commercials she starred in,
09:54about hundreds of millions of dollars on private jets,
09:57about suspiciously appropriated funds.
09:59There was a lot.
10:00And she also repeatedly refused to apologize to the families of Alex Preddy and Renee Good,
10:05the two Americans who were killed by ICE.
10:07She suggested they were domestic terrorists.
10:10I guess she felt no remorse about that, so she didn't apologize.
10:14And then things took a turn for the risque when Noem was asked about a rumored affair
10:19with her top advisor and former Trump campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski.
10:24So, Secretary Noem, at any time during your tenure as Director of Department of Homeland Security,
10:31have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?
10:36Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're going down and peddling tabloid garbage in this committee today.
10:43And ma'am, one thing that I would tell you is that he is a special government employee who works
10:48for the White House.
10:49There are thousands of them in the federal government.
10:51So, reclaiming my time, Secretary, it is okay for you to be offended by the question.
10:56It is okay for you to be offended by the question.
10:59You should be wanting to answer that question.
11:01As garbage?
11:02Because it is not about your sex life.
11:04It is offensive that you have brought that up.
11:05It is about your judgment.
11:06How do you think this goes over when she goes home to her husband?
11:10How was work today, hon? Anything interesting happen?
11:13Here is Christy and her co-worker, Corey.
11:15There you go.
11:16Just wearing jeans and having fun.
11:18I am rooting for those two.
11:19I really am.
11:20We got some Diddy news today.
11:23Sean Diddy Combs is now expected to get out of prison a couple of months earlier.
11:27As if the price of oil wasn't already high enough.
11:31Apparently, the parole board doesn't have Netflix.
11:35And they have moved up his release date from June of 2028 to April 2028.
11:41And you know what that means?
11:42The Arbor Day Freak Off is back on, everybody.
11:46I was thinking about it.
11:48Maybe Diddy could be the next Ayatollah.
11:51He does look good with the beard, right?
11:54The president, by the way, might want to think about growing a beard.
11:57Because I mentioned last night, Trump has a big red yuck on his neck.
12:02Just when you thought Melania couldn't find another reason not to sleep with him.
12:06Or maybe she tried to strangle him in his sleep.
12:08I don't know.
12:09Because the reporters have been asking about it.
12:11The White House claimed, first they claimed it was a kite surfing accident.
12:15And then, no.
12:16They've so far refused to give any detailed explanation of what it is.
12:20So we decided to investigate this ourselves.
12:22And joining us now to help hopefully understand what is going on with Donald Trump's neck,
12:28please say hello to Donald Trump's badly bruised baby hand.
12:32Hello, baby hand.
12:33Hello, America.
12:34Who's got questions for me?
12:37Well, I do, baby hand.
12:38I was hoping you could tell us what is going on with that rash
12:42or whatever is happening north of you on the president's neck.
12:45That's not a rash.
12:47The neck is just a little irritated from all the medals it has been wearing.
12:51Oh.
12:52We've won so many awards.
12:54Right, right.
12:55The FIFA Peace Prize.
12:56Right.
12:57Olympic gold.
12:58Yes.
12:58A lifetime achievement award from Arby's.
13:02A lifetime achievement award from Arby's?
13:04For what?
13:05For eating 10,000 beef and cheddars.
13:07All right.
13:08You know what?
13:09That is an honor.
13:10Hey, is that a new bruise you have there on your back?
13:13Yeah, that's right.
13:14I got it when I was killing the Ayatollah.
13:18I punched him so hard.
13:19Pow, pow, chop, chop, chop.
13:22Right in the turban.
13:23He was like, sir, sir, it's such an honor to be punched by such a strong and large hand.
13:30And then I stole all of his shish kebabs.
13:32Have you heard about these things?
13:34Yes, yes.
13:34It's an old-fashioned word.
13:36Kebabs.
13:36No.
13:36Marco, kebabs for everybody.
13:38Kebabs.
13:40I love kebabs.
13:42They call me Kebab Marley.
13:44I did not know that.
13:45Any people do.
13:46Hey, since you mentioned it, do you have a plan in mind or a hope for who will take
13:50power in Iran?
13:52Oh yeah, big time we do.
13:53Right now, we're leaning very strongly towards Aladdin.
13:57Aladdin.
13:57Mm-hmm.
13:59Aladdin.
13:59Big pants, gold lamp, and a monkey BFF.
14:02I call him Abu.
14:05He flew on a carpet, Jimmy.
14:07Remember that?
14:07I do remember that.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Hey, speaking of BFFs, is there anything you could tell us about Jeffrey Epstein?
14:13Jeffy.
14:14My Jeffy.
14:15Oh.
14:16I miss him.
14:17I miss flying on his private jet.
14:20Just me, Jeffrey, and Redacted.
14:23Oh, Redacted knew how to party.
14:25That I will tell you.
14:26But can I ask you specifically about the allegations against you that have suddenly disappeared?
14:31Go ahead, but for legal reasons, I have to respond with angry silence.
14:36Okay.
14:37Well then, I will ask, what do you say to Americans who believe you should be testifying
14:42under oath?
14:42I say, would you look at the time?
14:45I have to pick the next country to go to war with.
14:48Spin it, Marco.
14:49Round and round it goes, wherever it stops.
14:52Let's find out.
14:53We will be bombing Costa Rica.
14:57Oh.
14:58Tough luck, Costa Rica.
14:59Oh, no.
15:00Adios to Costa Rica and Puerto Rico.
15:03Oh, right.
15:04Well, thank you for your time, baby, Hanley.
15:06Bad bunny no bueno.
15:07Uh-huh, yes.
15:07Chichi Rodriguez.
15:08Chichi Paul.
15:09All right.
15:10Thank you so much.
15:11That's President Trump's Badly Boo's hand.
15:16We have a fun show tonight.
15:18We've got a real live Oscar nominee here.
15:20Wagner Moura is with us.
15:22We have music with Tyler Ballgame.
15:24Cy Smith is sitting in with the Cleetones.
15:26And we'll be right back with Ike Barinholtz.
15:30We have music with Tyler Ballgame.
15:30Oh, oh.
15:32Don't you be a liar.
15:35Yeah.
15:37Yeah.
15:39Really, really.
15:40I really miss you guys.
15:43Oh, oh.
15:43All right.
15:44Cy Smith's sitting in with Cleetones tonight.
15:46Best Actor nominee you can see in a Best Picture nominee called The Secret Agent Wagner Mora is with us
15:52tonight
15:52And then later a talented singer and songwriter from Rhode Island
15:57This is his album for the first time again music from Tyler Ballgame
16:04Zach Braff and Donald Faison will be here comedian Chris Fleming will join us too
16:09So please join us for that our first guest tonight is a Critics Choice Award winner by day and game
16:14show Wonderkin by night
16:15He's a Celebrity Jeopardy and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Champion with a new trivia based podcast called Funny
16:22You Ask with Ike Barinholtz
16:23It premieres March 25th
16:25Please welcome Ike Barinholtz
16:41How are you?
16:42Have you ever had a guest get that much applause?
16:46One time when Oprah was here
16:49That's it though, that's it
16:51I mentioned the Critics Choice Award, but on Sunday you and your cast won the Ensemble Actor, the Actor Award
16:59On the Actor Award
17:00The Actor Award
17:01Which should be retitled, should be retitled
17:05It's an interesting name, but now at home I have this little nude actor
17:09Because the statue's nude
17:10Oh, the statue's nude?
17:12In fact, we're sitting there and it's like a classical statue, so they made the penis small and tasteful
17:16Uh-huh, is it?
17:18It was sitting there and then Ethan Sandler, who was Catherine Hahn's husband, looked at it and goes, oh my
17:24god, that guy's is huge
17:29We can bleep it
17:30That's funny
17:31Is that the only of the major awards that has a penis?
17:36The Oscar has no penis
17:38The Nobel Peace Prize for Physics
17:39Oh, is that right?
17:40That has it?
17:40Only for physics, strangely, I don't know why
17:42That's weird
17:43Yeah, it's weird
17:45And did you have fun at the show? Did you go out afterwards?
17:48Very fun, went out, had a little bit of an early call time, 6 a.m. call time
17:53And so I decided I'll go, if I'm home by 12 and I only have eight beers, I'll feel terrible
17:59And that's what happened
18:00Uh-huh
18:01But it was fun, those award shows
18:03Why would anyone schedule a 6 a.m. call time when the whole cast is at an award show the
18:10night beforehand?
18:11This seems to happen every single time
18:13Normally you can blame some producer, but it's Seth Rogen, it's his fault
18:17You blame Seth Rogen, then
18:18It's his fault, he was there, too, it was crazy
18:21He's like, I'll be there, so you'll be there, and I don't care
18:24Really?
18:25I was like, well, thanks, man
18:26Is he one of those crazy people who doesn't need to sleep at all?
18:29He does, he really keeps going
18:30A lot of, that job's a lot of pressure, it's a lot of stress
18:33But he was there having a good time, we were seeing all the famous people there
18:37A lot of famous people at that award show
18:39Who did you see that you were excited to meet?
18:40Who did I see, I saw, okay, I saw, okay
18:44I'm walking to my table and, uh, Benicio
18:48Oh, that's a good one
18:50Yeah, exactly
18:50Is he one of your favorites?
18:51He's kind of one of my favorites
18:52Benicio del Toro
18:53Never met him
18:54Uh-huh
18:54And he kind of, like, points at me and I walk over and shake his hand, you know
18:57And whenever I meet someone who I think is cool, my objective is talk as fast as I can and
19:03get out of there
19:04You know what I mean?
19:05Like, don't leave any room for a bad interaction
19:08Oh, okay, right?
19:09So he was like, hey, man, you're really good, really funny
19:11And I was like, hey, man, I love you, great job, you're just an incredible actor, I love you
19:15And I, like, ran away
19:16Okay
19:16Because my nightmare is I go on too long and I'm like, you know, I talk to him and I'm
19:21just standing there
19:21And I'm like, uh, it's so cold out today
19:25You know, what happened, you know, it's LA
19:28And then, like, I have a bad interaction
19:30And then he, like, walks over to Leo and is like, Ike Barinholtz is a loser
19:38He's not interesting, he just was yammering on about the weather, man
19:41And Leo's like, what?
19:43Oh, man, that's my thought
19:45And all of a sudden, the whole cast of One Battle After Another
19:48They all hate you, yeah
19:49I don't need that
19:50It's weird, when you started talking about Benicio, you seemed to, like, physically transform into him
19:55Even your eyes got a little scary
19:57I mean, I could be, like, his kind of Jewish cousin, maybe, situation, you know
20:02Did you, who was the first person that you started imitating?
20:06Uh, you remember the show Taxi?
20:08Yes
20:08Remember what the show Taxi is?
20:10Oh, okay
20:11Uh, Jim, aka Christopher Lloyd
20:14I remember I was, like, a four-year-old kid and I would just go, like
20:18My parents were like, yeah, it's good
20:19They must have been delighted
20:21They loved it
20:21Oh, four-year-old Jim Ignatowski, yeah
20:23Big, big taxi head
20:25That would be a great one-man show for you to put on
20:28Barinholtz does Ignatowski
20:31Something to really think about
20:32I sit down and I drink a bottle of rum
20:36Take it from there
20:37It was almost Kramer before Kramer
20:40Yeah, you're right
20:41There was a little bit of Kramer in there
20:42Um, your, um, late and beloved co-star Catherine O'Hara won the actor, actor award
20:49She, and Seth, on her behalf, he accepted
20:54She was, like, their greatest, right?
20:56I mean, just a
20:56Everyone loved her
20:57Yeah
20:58Everyone, the CEOs, cops, uh, just everyone just thought she was
21:02Besides being super talented, just one of the sweetest people imaginable
21:07Ah, man, I, you know, working with her was a dream
21:09But I got to work with her in Las Vegas, your hometown
21:13Uh-huh, yes
21:14Which was a real treat
21:15Because when you finish shooting a day in Vegas, you're in Vegas
21:19You're in a bar
21:20Right
21:20So one night we were shooting and we rapped
21:23And I said, does anyone want to get a drink?
21:25And kind of everyone begged off and Catherine said, well, I would have a martini
21:29And so I went and I had a martini and sat with Catherine and we talked
21:32I couldn't believe it
21:33I was so excited
21:34I told everyone I went out for martinis with Catherine
21:36And then the next night I said, martini?
21:39And she goes, no, no
21:41And I was like, okay, fair enough, fair enough, that's fine
21:44And I, but I still wanted one
21:45So I went to the bar and I'm sitting there
21:47And then, like, five minutes later she walks in
21:49And I was like, oh, man
21:50She wanted a martini, she just didn't want one with me
21:55But then, like, right on her tails, the entire hair and makeup team
21:59She was taking them all out for drinks and dinner
22:01So it speaks to the kind of person she was
22:03This explains your approach to Benicio in a lot of ways
22:06It really does
22:07Yeah
22:08Leave them wanting more
22:10Or any
22:11You are playing Elon Musk in, like, a big movie, right?
22:15Yes
22:15I mean, like, a big-time director and the whole deal
22:18Big-time Luca Guadagnino, yes
22:19How did that happen?
22:21How did that come to be?
22:21Well, I'm just, I'm such a fan of the guy
22:24I just
22:26I think he's so
22:28And it's funny, it's not even like
22:30What is it that you love about him?
22:32It's not the rockets that crash
22:34Or the cars that have bumper stickers that say
22:36I hate the man who made this car
22:40I just
22:43I just respect his comedy
22:46I think he's just a deeply funny person
22:48He kills it
22:49When he goes, yeah
22:50When he goes there, he's funny
22:52Some of those memes
22:53What?
22:54Can you even post that?
22:57How do you prepare for a role like that?
22:59Ketamine?
23:00I didn't
23:01I was in a K-hole for about six weeks
23:05I just watched a lot of, a lot of him
23:09But it was almost like
23:10Remember at Clockwork Orange
23:11When they got Malcolm McDowell
23:13And they got the things in his eyes
23:14Yeah
23:15And he's doing this
23:16And then he's watching like animals being murdered
23:18It was like that
23:19But it was just like
23:20Elon Musk on Bill Maher
23:22And I'm like
23:25Do you know if Elon is aware that you are playing him?
23:30I don't know
23:32He's pretty online
23:33So I imagine he would be
23:35But we're going to find out
23:37When I'm sent to the prison penal colony
23:40On the moon
23:43Ike Barinholtz is here
23:44His show is the studio
23:45His new podcast is called
23:47Funny You Asked
23:48With Ike Barinholtz
23:49We'll be right back
24:02We're back with Ike Barinholtz
24:04He is the host of a new podcast
24:07Called Funny You Asked
24:08With Ike Barinholtz
24:09Which is I did your podcast
24:11You were one of my first guests
24:12We had a lot of fun
24:12Yes
24:13Well I love trivia
24:14You do
24:15And I love talking to my funny friends
24:17And you're great at it
24:17I thank you
24:18That's very kind of you
24:18You were Celebrity Jeopardy! champion
24:20As I mentioned
24:20You won a million dollars
24:22On Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
24:23I did
24:23I did
24:24I did
24:25I think even more impressive
24:26They didn't let me keep any of that money
24:28By the way
24:29To charity
24:29Which I think is unfair
24:30We are suing ABC right now
24:32You should sue the charity also
24:34You should sue everybody
24:34We're suing everyone
24:35Guillermo
24:36You've been named in the lawsuit
24:37All right
24:38We'll be deposed after the show
24:39But I love talking to my funny friends
24:41And I love asking trivia questions
24:44And having them asked of me
24:45So I figured
24:46Let's just
24:47The idea is
24:48You bring a celebrity in
24:51Yes
24:51That person will tell you
24:53What their areas of specialty are
24:55Yes
24:55Because I love when you have a friend
24:57And you randomly find out
24:58You're like
24:59Wow
24:59You know a lot about bicycles
25:01You know what I mean?
25:02Like where did that come from?
25:03So I kind of
25:04Mine what areas they know
25:07For example
25:08Jimmy Kimmel
25:09Is
25:10We all know he loves pizza
25:12But do you know
25:13He also loves
25:13Marvel comic books
25:15I do
25:15I do love Marvel comic books
25:17I was very impressed
25:17With your Marvel comic book
25:18I didn't know
25:19What
25:19Exactly
25:20Why you were asking me
25:21You texted me
25:22You said
25:22What things would you say
25:23You're kind of an expert in
25:24And I said
25:26I actually wrote it down
25:27I said pizza
25:28Fly fishing
25:2980's music
25:30Barbecue
25:31Yes
25:32David Letterman
25:33Yes
25:33Las Vegas
25:34Yes
25:34Masturbating
25:37Marvel comics
25:38Yes
25:38Radio
25:39Yes
25:40And masturbating again
25:41Yes
25:41100%
25:43And we decided
25:44On three categories
25:45Yes
25:46And masturbating
25:47Is a different episode
25:48Yes
25:49Right
25:49But we did pizza
25:51We did 80's music
25:52And Marvel comics
25:53And Marvel comics
25:54And you did
25:54I got to say
25:55Spoiler alert
25:56You did very well
25:57I didn't think I did well at all
25:59I felt like
26:00I failed you
26:00I felt like I was
26:01Disappointing
26:02No
26:02I mean again
26:03The scores are arbitrary
26:04It's less like a contest
26:07More like a game
26:08You whipped my ass
26:09I feel like there should be
26:10A real prize at the end
26:12You gave me kind of a prize
26:13But it was something
26:14That I already had
26:15So what do you want
26:17Money
26:17Yeah
26:18Money would be great
26:19Oh
26:20What's your Venmo
26:23I got like 50 bucks
26:24That's it
26:24Here's what I would think
26:25Would be fun
26:26Is if I had to pay you
26:28If I lost
26:29You know what I'm saying
26:30Making a bit of a betting game
26:31Who else has been on it
26:32Well we had on Kate Hudson
26:34Okay
26:35Academy Award nominee
26:36Kate Hudson
26:36What were her categories
26:37Can you say
26:38Kate Hudson is
26:39Let's give us one
26:39She knows a lot about
26:42Cocktails
26:42Oh
26:43Kate Hudson's an alcoholic
26:45And this is probably
26:46Not the best forum
26:47To say that publicly
26:48But she needs our help
26:49Now more than ever
26:52But she knows
26:53Female singer songwriters
26:56Nineties movies
26:57It's just fascinating
26:58Oh really
26:58Areas of expertise
26:59Is that fair for her
27:00To get nineties movies
27:01Seeing as how she was
27:02In all of them
27:03I know
27:03Seriously
27:05What am I going to do
27:06If I was like
27:07One of my categories is
27:08People in my seventh grade class
27:13Are your kids also
27:14Like good at trivia
27:15Do they have that gene
27:17That you have
27:18Yeah
27:19They actually do
27:20Because I make them
27:21Watch Jeopardy with me
27:22Which makes them
27:22Probably not cool
27:23At school
27:25But especially
27:26My middle daughter
27:27Peyton
27:28She really
27:28She zeroes in
27:29On that stuff
27:30Yeah
27:30Were you like that
27:31When you were a kid too
27:32Oh yeah
27:32Trivial pursuit
27:33My parents were
27:34We were in the 80s
27:35And they would have
27:36Dinner parties
27:37Where they would
27:37Play Trivial pursuit
27:38Yeah
27:38I would be kind of
27:40In the corner
27:40Watching and
27:42And your dad's
27:43Real good with that
27:43Stuff too
27:44The whole family though
27:45My mom can tell you
27:46Like if you hold up
27:47A painting
27:47She'll be like
27:48That's Andrew Wyeth
27:49Really
27:49Even if it's not
27:50No
27:52That's the thing
27:53She doesn't know
27:54But we wanted
27:55To make her feel
27:55Good about herself
27:56So we say
27:57Yes mom
27:57That is Andrew Wyeth
27:59Did that instinct
28:00Make you popular
28:01At school
28:02The fact that you
28:02Knew that kind of stuff
28:03Well I don't want
28:04To brag guys
28:05But my high school
28:07We were the 1994
28:08Illinois state champions
28:10For quiz bowl
28:11Oh for quiz bowl
28:12Really
28:12Yes
28:13The whole state
28:15The whole state
28:15And I think we finished
28:17Like 11th in the country
28:18Really
28:18But to answer your question
28:19No it does not
28:20Make you popular
28:22You can win a trophy
28:24And still the girls
28:25Are like I don't care
28:26Where did you go
28:26For the quiz bowl championship
28:28We went to Rice University
28:30In Houston Texas
28:31You did
28:31And we
28:33Was it scary
28:34I mean it was
28:35I was nervous
28:36In the sense
28:37I wanted to win
28:38But I never felt
28:39More confident
28:40That I could beat
28:40Everyone up there
28:41Really
28:42Yeah
28:42Because it's all
28:43A bunch of nerds
28:43Yeah
28:44Yeah we were all
28:44Like nerdy kids
28:45Right
28:45But you finished 11th
28:4711th in the country
28:48Yeah right
28:4911th in the country
28:50Yeah
28:50What state won
28:52I cannot remember
28:53I can't
28:54I couldn't tell you
28:54Oh wow weird thing
28:55That you wouldn't
28:55Remember that
28:56I mean
28:56Maybe that's why
28:58You lost
28:58You know
28:59It seems like
29:00A bit of trivia
29:01That was the last question
29:02Uh who
29:03Where is this team from
29:07Well the podcast
29:08Is a lot of fun
29:09It's called
29:09Funny You Ask
29:10With Ike Barinholtz
29:11It premieres on
29:12March 25th
29:14Wherever you listen
29:15To podcasts
29:15Ike Barinholtz
29:16Everybody
29:17We'll be back
29:18With Wagner Moura
29:24Tomorrow on Jimmy Kimmel Live
29:27Zach Braff
29:28With Donald Faison
29:29And Chris Fleming
29:31Join us next week
29:32With guests
29:33Conan O'Brien
29:34Olivia Mung
29:35Will Forte
29:36And Harrison Ford
29:37Plus music
29:38From Nora Jones
29:39And Josh Homme
29:40And B.B. Rexha
29:53And Sidesworth
29:54Sitting in with the
29:54Clitos
29:55Music from Tyler
29:56Ballgame
29:57Is on the way
29:57Our next guest
29:58Is America's
29:59Favorite
29:59Pablo Escobar
30:00He's the winner
30:01Of the Golden Globe
30:02And now the first
30:03Brazilian ever
30:04To receive an Oscar
30:05Nomination for
30:06Best Actor
30:07For his movie
30:07The Secret Agent
30:27The Secret Agent
30:29Is on all digital
30:30Platforms now
30:30Please welcome
30:31Wagner Moura
30:52Welcome
30:53Welcome
30:53It's great to have you here
30:55Congratulations on everything
30:56You're back here
30:57Boy you've had a lot of
30:58Success with this film
30:59Huh?
31:00It's been a good journey
31:02Yeah
31:02You won the Golden Globe
31:04You
31:07Not only did you win it
31:09You somehow
31:09You have the ability
31:10To make it levitate
31:11I don't know why
31:12I did that
31:12Yeah
31:13Because it's very heavy
31:15That could have been
31:16Very dangerous
31:17It could have been
31:18You were
31:19If you're
31:19Well if you win the Oscar
31:21Will you throw the Oscar
31:23Into the air as well?
31:24I don't
31:24I don't know man
31:25I think it's
31:26I'll think about it
31:27If I win
31:28Maybe
31:29Maybe
31:29Who are you bringing
31:30To the ceremony with you?
31:32I'm bringing my wife
31:33And I'm bringing
31:33Three Brazilian friends
31:34They're coming
31:35Oh okay good
31:36All right
31:37All right
31:37They're coming out
31:37Special for that
31:38Yeah
31:38They're excited about it
31:40I'm gonna bring them
31:41Have you thought about
31:42Your speech
31:43Should you win?
31:45You know what?
31:46I saw you
31:47Uh huh
31:48Giving your acceptance
31:49Speech at the
31:50Critics' Choice
31:51Oh yeah
31:52Oh yeah
31:53Oh yeah
31:53You were there
31:53Right
31:53Yeah
31:54And you thanked
31:55Trump
31:56I did
31:56I did
31:57And I thought
31:58That was a brilliant idea
31:59That I should basically
32:00Thank Bolsonaro
32:01For
32:02Bolsonaro is our
32:03Brazilian
32:04Donald Trump
32:05Yeah
32:05Right
32:06But our
32:08Trump
32:09Is in jail
32:10Yeah
32:12How does that feel?
32:17It feels good
32:19It does
32:20But I
32:21This film
32:22Wouldn't
32:22Happen
32:23If it wasn't
32:25Because of him
32:26Because of the film
32:27The secret agent
32:28Came from our
32:29The director
32:30And myself
32:30Sharing our
32:31Perplexity
32:32Over what was
32:32Going on in Brazil
32:33From Bolsonaro
32:34Bolsonaro
32:34For people who don't know
32:36And you can
32:36Obviously tell us
32:37A lot better
32:38Than I can
32:39But he is very
32:40Anti-gay
32:41Anti-women
32:42Anti-everybody
32:43Right
32:43Anti-democracy
32:45Anti-democracy
32:46That's why
32:46That's why he's in jail
32:47For attempting
32:47Against
32:48And of course
32:48Trump loves him
32:49Oh he loves him
32:50He threatened
32:51Brazil with terrorists
32:52Huge terrorists
32:53Right
32:53Like 75%
32:55Because he wanted
32:55Brazil to
32:56Release Bolsonaro
32:57And thankfully
32:58The Brazilian
32:59Yeah and then
32:59You guys said no
33:00And he's like
33:01Alright forget that
33:01Forget about the
33:02Tariffs
33:02Yeah that's how
33:03It usually goes
33:04With them
33:04That's how
33:05And Bolsonaro
33:06And correct me
33:06If I have this wrong
33:07But didn't he
33:08Prevent your
33:09Like your last film
33:11From coming out
33:12Delated
33:12I directed the film
33:13Back in 2017
33:15I was very unlucky
33:17Because he was
33:19Elected democratically
33:20In 2018
33:21And then my film
33:24Was premiered
33:25In Berlin in 2019
33:26It's a film
33:27About this
33:28A revolutionary
33:29A real character
33:30A guy who
33:31Was the leader
33:32Of the resistance
33:32In Brazil
33:33Against the dictatorship
33:33And so
33:34Bolsonaro of course
33:35He didn't like
33:36The idea
33:37Right
33:37He praises
33:38The dictatorship
33:39He thinks
33:39That the dictatorship
33:40Was an amazing
33:41Moment of Brazilian
33:42History
33:42So the film
33:44Premiered in Berlin
33:45In 2019
33:45And we just
33:47Couldn't release
33:47The film in Brazil
33:48We could only
33:48Release the film
33:49In Brazil
33:49In 2021
33:50Because he basically
33:51Did everything
33:52He could
33:52And then
33:53Were people
33:55Even more
33:56Interested
33:56Oh yeah
33:57Of course
33:57It was a huge
33:58Success
33:58That's the thing
33:59They don't seem
34:00To figure out
34:00Right
34:01When they try
34:02To squash something
34:03People are
34:03Really wanting
34:05To see it
34:06Now you
34:06For most
34:08For your young life
34:09Lived under
34:10A dictatorship
34:11In Brazil
34:12I was born
34:13In 76
34:14The dictatorship
34:14Ended in 85
34:16But the thing
34:17Jim is
34:18Like
34:18Yeah
34:19So I couldn't
34:20Say that I
34:20Grew up
34:21During the dictatorship
34:22But the echoes
34:23Of the dictatorship
34:24Are still
34:25Very present
34:25In Brazil
34:26The dictatorship
34:27Ended in 85
34:28Well didn't
34:28Really end
34:28In 85
34:29Bolsonaro himself
34:30And I hate
34:31To be talking
34:32About him
34:32Like
34:32So many things
34:34To talk about
34:35I don't think
34:36It does
34:38But he is
34:39Himself
34:40A manifestation
34:41Of those echoes
34:42Like those things
34:43That you just mentioned
34:44So even though
34:45It ended
34:45It still took
34:46Some time
34:47To get to
34:48A place
34:49To today
34:49Yeah
34:49He was elected
34:51Democratically
34:52Do you think
34:53That the people
34:54Of your country
34:56Were more sensitive
34:57To that
34:58When it came
34:59To Bolsonaro
34:59Because they'd
35:00Seen it happen
35:01They said
35:01Oh this is happening
35:02Again
35:03We got to get
35:04Rid of this guy
35:05No
35:05I think that
35:06What happened
35:07The idea of
35:09Of Brazilian
35:10And knowing
35:11What a detector
35:11Ship is
35:12Made Brazil
35:14React
35:14Really differently
35:15From the way
35:16Americans reacted
35:17When
35:18Because we had
35:19The exact same thing
35:20An election denier
35:22That made people
35:23Invade institutions
35:24And break things down
35:26Brazil was very quick
35:27Very fast
35:28In sending people
35:29To jail
35:29And Bolsonaro
35:31Is in jail
35:31The financiers
35:32Are in jail
35:33And I think
35:34That happened
35:35Because Brazilians
35:37Know what a detector
35:38Yeah
35:38We
35:38I don't think
35:39For most of us
35:40That we really
35:41Truly believe
35:42It is possible yet
35:44Yes
35:44Yeah
35:45Well how about now
35:46You live here in L.A.
35:47Right
35:48How does it feel
35:49And again
35:50We
35:51You know
35:51You grow up
35:52You live in
35:53God bless the USA
35:54And this red
35:55White and blue
35:56And justice prevails
35:57And Superman
35:58And all that kind of stuff
35:59And you think like
36:00Oh well ultimately
36:01We'll come out
36:02On the right side
36:03I was concerned about that
36:03That was like
36:04Do Americans
36:04Take democracy
36:05For granted
36:06But now
36:06I don't think so
36:08You know
36:08I think that
36:09When you see
36:09What happened
36:10In Minneapolis
36:11For example
36:11This is the country
36:13That exported
36:14To the rest
36:14Of the world
36:16Civil rights
36:19Fight
36:20You know
36:20Like this is
36:20The country
36:21Of Martin Luther
36:22We're not even aware
36:24That we exported
36:25That to
36:25But you did
36:26Yeah
36:26And many of
36:27Those values
36:28Were made
36:29A lot of sense
36:30In Brazil
36:30For example
36:31For a long time
36:33In Brazil
36:33I know that
36:34Your movie
36:34Is just
36:35Unbelievably popular
36:36And you are
36:37Unbelievably popular
36:38As well
36:39So much so
36:40That at Carnival
36:41This is a
36:43Well first of all
36:44We got Ozzy here
36:45Yeah
36:45And is this Lady Gaga
36:46Here
36:47Yeah
36:47And then there's you
36:49And that's me
36:49And look at the side
36:50I mean this is a
36:52Gigantic
36:52Dolls
36:53Is this a puppet
36:54Or what is this
36:54It's a puppet
36:55It's a big doll
36:56This is a very
36:56Traditional thing
36:57In the Carnival
37:00Carnival is a big thing
37:01In Brazil
37:02Yeah sure
37:02Yeah
37:02And this is
37:03In Recife
37:04This is in Olinda
37:06Where they have
37:07The tradition
37:07Of making those
37:08Big puppets
37:09Do you
37:10Did they give this
37:11To you
37:11Where is this
37:12It's too big
37:12Jamie
37:12You can't
37:13I can't have that
37:14Oh you have to
37:15It's like this
37:16I would have it
37:16I'd bring it
37:17To every family
37:18Function
37:20I'd probably never
37:21Take it all
37:21There is a guy
37:22Right here
37:22There's a guy
37:23Yeah
37:23Yeah that would be me
37:24I'd be the guy
37:25Under my own
37:27On your own puppet
37:28He doesn't look happy
37:32He looks very displeased
37:34Well I would
37:35I would find that thing
37:37And I would bring it
37:37To the Oscars
37:38That's what I would do
37:39Well I'll try to
37:40Something to consider
37:41Bogner Moore
37:42The secret agent
37:43You can watch him
37:44On all the digital platforms
37:46And watch him
37:47At the Oscars too
37:48Thank you
37:49We'll be right back
37:49With Tyler Ballgame
37:58Thanks to I
37:59Thanks to Bogner
38:00Thanks to Cy Smith
38:01Apologies to Matt Damon
38:02Nightline is next
38:03But first his album
38:04Is called
38:05For the first time again
38:06Here with the song
38:07Matter of Taste
38:08Tyler Ballgame
38:15On the scene
38:16The morning light
38:17I won't wear
38:18The morning
38:20Now I don't even believe
38:22In the power
38:22In my soul
38:26I totalled up
38:27Until the light
38:28I could have cried
38:29One more time
38:31Now I know
38:32The feeling in my head
38:34Was real
38:36So I think I know
38:39It wasn't worth my soul
38:41It's just a better taste
38:44You don't know me at all
38:49Baby
38:50Baby
38:52Baby
38:52Give your love to me
38:54Baby
38:56Baby
38:57Give your love to me
39:00I said
39:01Baby
39:01Baby
39:03Give your love to me
39:05I don't mind
39:10I'm hungry
39:11Or I don't mind
39:15I'm in my head
39:18But I'm oh
39:22I'm in my head
39:23You're in my head
39:23So I've already
39:23Didn't get you far
39:24I won't try
39:26để sell no car
39:27Mama always told me to have a dream and ride
39:33I chin up with Jack Angel
39:35There's no flowers on that field
39:38But I can tell you a story
39:40Make a dead man
39:44Don't let me go to wait
39:46Down with my soul
39:49It's just a matter of taste
39:51You don't know me at all
39:57Baby, baby, give your love to me
40:02Baby, baby, give your love to me
40:07Baby, baby, give your love to me
40:13I don't mind
40:17I don't mind
40:23Your simple thing
40:30Somebody told you before
40:33I would like to let you know you are here
40:41Don't let me go to waste
40:43Down with my soul
40:46It's just a matter of taste
40:49You don't know me at all
40:56Baby, baby, give your love to me
41:01Baby, baby, give your love to me
41:07Baby, baby, give your love to me
41:12I don't mind
41:13Woo!
41:17Oh, I know you
41:19Oh, I know you
41:29Yeah!
41:31Yeah!
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