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Jimmy Kimmel Live - Season 24 - Episode 27: Sterling K. Brown, Dave “Lil Dicky” Burd, Benny Blanco
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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Sterling K. Brown plus Dave Byrne, a.k.a. Little Dicky,
00:09and Benny Blanco with the Klee-Tones!
00:12And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:32I'm Jimmy. I'm the hostess. I appreciate that.
00:35Thank you for watching. Thanks for joining us here.
00:38Make yourselves comfortable. Take anything you like.
00:40If you want some, just grab it.
00:42You know, there's a lot going on today.
00:44There's more than the usual helping of ridiculousness today,
00:48starting with the scene in the Hudson Valley of New York,
00:51where the Epstein investigation is finally getting serious.
00:54Today, the House Oversight Committee,
00:56led by Kentucky Republican Jim Gomer Comer,
00:59finally have their man, and that man is Hillary Clinton.
01:03That's right.
01:04Of all the people mixed up in this thing,
01:07Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Howard Lutnick,
01:10they drag Hillary Clinton out of the woods
01:13to testify under oath,
01:15even though there's no evidence that Hillary Clinton
01:17has ever met Jeffrey Epstein.
01:20But why not harass the woman while you have the chance?
01:22Before the deposition,
01:24Secretary Clinton read from a prepared statement.
01:26She said, Mr. Chairman, ranking member,
01:28members of the committee,
01:29the committee justified its subpoena to me
01:31based on its assumption that I have information
01:33regarding the investigations into the criminal activities
01:36of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
01:38Let me be clear as I can.
01:40I do not.
01:41I had no idea about their criminal activities.
01:43I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein.
01:46I never flew on his plane or visited his island,
01:49homes, or offices.
01:50I have nothing to add.
01:51If the committee is serious about learning the truth
01:53about Epstein's trafficking and crimes,
01:55it would not rely on press gaggles
01:57to get answers from our current president
01:59or on his involvement,
02:01it would ask him directly under oath
02:03about the tens of thousands of times
02:04he shows up in the Epstein file.
02:08Hold on a second.
02:09I do want to say, in defense of the president,
02:13that is not correct.
02:14Trump's name did not show up tens of thousands of times.
02:17It showed up hundreds of thousands of times.
02:20Almost a million of times.
02:22But otherwise, she's correct.
02:24She never even met Jeffrey Epstein,
02:27and yet they kept her there and questioned her
02:29for more than six hours today.
02:32That makes sense.
02:33Hey, while you're at it, why not depose Sox,
02:35the Clinton cat?
02:36Find out what he...
02:38Oh, Sox is dead?
02:38Depose him anyway.
02:39What the hell?
02:40So Bill Clinton will testify tomorrow.
02:43The Clintons insisted that their testimony
02:45be conducted openly live on camera
02:47for the public to see,
02:49but Republicans on the committee
02:50did not want that and refused
02:52because, you know, they're transparent.
02:55These characters, they haul her in there,
02:56and then they asked her about UFOs
02:59and Pizzagate for real.
03:00These people couldn't get a job running a Chuck E. Cheese,
03:03never mind Pizzagate.
03:04It's so embarrassing.
03:05I mean, it would be embarrassing
03:06if they were capable of feeling shame,
03:08but it's embarrassing.
03:09Why are they questioning Hillary Clinton
03:12about Jeffrey Epstein?
03:13She's never met him.
03:14They're not even challenging that.
03:15They know she has never met him.
03:17There's not a single email
03:18or anything in the Trump-Epstein files
03:20that says she met him.
03:21Maybe they should just start subpoenaing
03:23random people who never met him.
03:25You know who would be fun?
03:26Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
03:27They know how to give a deposition.
03:28And Nate Offset and Cardi B
03:31would spice things up.
03:34Or they could bring in someone
03:36who actually knew him,
03:37someone who Epstein called his closest friend,
03:40someone who said he was a terrific guy
03:42who likes beautiful women on the younger side.
03:44Well, someone like Owen, I don't know,
03:46this gentleman in the pink tie.
03:48I don't know who he is,
03:50but they seem to be pretty chummy.
03:54This yokel James Comer,
03:55who's in charge of this,
03:56if you didn't know,
03:58if you didn't know he was a congressman,
04:00you'd think he was an actor
04:02who played a swamp boat captain
04:03on an episode of The Dukes of Hazzard.
04:06So the Democrats have just as many questions
04:08for the Clintons as the Republicans.
04:10So this isn't a partisan witch hunt.
04:13This was a motion,
04:15a bipartisan motion,
04:16supported by the Democrats
04:18to bring the Clintons in.
04:20So I don't think it's any type of
04:23being unfair in any way to the Clintons.
04:26They've never answered questions,
04:27unlike President Trump,
04:28who gets questioned every day
04:30by just about every one of you
04:31about his knowledge or involvement with Epstein.
04:35Why would we need to question the president?
04:38Why would we need him to answer under oath?
04:39It's not like he lies.
04:41I mean, and of course,
04:43details of the specific allegations
04:45levied against the president
04:47by a young teenage girl
04:48have disappeared from the database,
04:50along with this photo
04:52of Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick
04:54with Jeffrey Epstein on an island.
04:57Now, that photo mysteriously disappeared
05:00from the DOJ website, too.
05:01Fortunately, a couple of journalists
05:03downloaded everything right away,
05:05cross-referenced it,
05:06and found it today.
05:07Somehow, though,
05:08these, they just,
05:09they keep forging ahead.
05:10This congressman,
05:11Pat Fallon from Texas,
05:13he was on Fox News.
05:14Listen to this,
05:15because it's just bonkers.
05:16So this has never been done before,
05:18and a former president
05:20has never been compelled
05:21to appear before Congress.
05:22Is this where this is all heading
05:25as of today?
05:26Well, we've never had
05:27a former president either
05:28this close to a convicted felon either.
05:30I mean, it's problematic.
05:33We've never had a former president
05:37this close to a convicted felon.
05:39We have a current president
05:40who is a convicted felon.
05:4234 times.
05:48Jeffrey Epstein called our current president
05:51his closest friend.
05:52That's about as close as close as can get.
05:55Come on already with this.
05:57You remember that message
05:58that Trump claims he didn't write
05:59for Epstein's 50th birthday book?
06:01Uh, yeah, that drawing,
06:03he says they have certain things in common,
06:05and Trump's name is signed over
06:06in a naked woman's wonderful secret.
06:09Well, of course,
06:10Trump has strongly denied
06:11that he drew that,
06:12even though it's a combination
06:13of all his favorite things.
06:15Boobs, Sharpies, and his name.
06:17But still,
06:18he wrote,
06:19these are not my words,
06:21not the way I talk.
06:22Also, I don't draw pictures.
06:25Then, of course,
06:26the New York Times dug up
06:27picture after picture
06:28that he drew.
06:29This one,
06:30and this one,
06:31and this one.
06:32Well, guess what?
06:32It turns out there's an email
06:34in the files from 2002
06:36that specifically mentions
06:37them asking Donald Trump
06:39for a note for the birthday book.
06:41It says,
06:41subject line,
06:42B-Day book update,
06:43left message for George Mitchell,
06:45Donald Trump,
06:46Henry Jarecki,
06:46and Leon Black.
06:48How about that?
06:48There are other names
06:49in that email,
06:50many, if not all,
06:51of whom wrote notes
06:52for the book,
06:52including someone known
06:54as the Frog.
06:56You see that?
06:57Which,
06:57for the love of God,
06:59I hope it isn't Kermit.
07:00I really,
07:01I don't think,
07:02I don't think I could take it.
07:06Suddenly,
07:06Quiet Piggy is starting
07:07to make sense.
07:10So,
07:11Trump is now,
07:12is currently suing
07:13the Wall Street Journal
07:14for $10 billion
07:15for saying that drawing
07:16was done by him.
07:17I wish him a lot of luck
07:18with that.
07:19You know how you get him
07:20to admit he made that drawing?
07:21Tell him it won
07:22the Nobel Prize for art.
07:25You know,
07:26the Etsy case
07:27isn't the only
07:27high-profile sex crime
07:29in the news right now.
07:30The co-inventor
07:31of the Squatty Potty
07:32was arrested
07:34for allegedly purchasing
07:35child pornography,
07:37which,
07:38who could have ever guessed
07:39that this man
07:41might possibly be a weirdo?
07:44I don't know
07:45how prison works,
07:46but I'm pretty sure
07:47it's not a great combo
07:47to get locked up
07:48for child pornography
07:49and be the Squatty Potty
07:51guy at the same time.
07:53Meanwhile,
07:54Trump today
07:54got another conjugal visit
07:55from Zoran Mamdani,
07:57the mayor of New York.
07:58This was Mamdani's
07:59second visit
08:00to the Oval Office
08:01since being elected.
08:02They met about
08:03housing in New York City.
08:05Mamdani wants to build
08:06affordable apartment buildings,
08:07and Trump wants to put
08:09his name on all of them.
08:10But the mayor said
08:11it was a productive meeting,
08:12and this might be why
08:13it was a productive meeting.
08:14Mamdani brought
08:15a mocked-up newspaper
08:16with a fake headline,
08:18Trump to city,
08:19let's build,
08:19and look at that smile
08:20on his face.
08:23He loves Mamdani.
08:25It's weird.
08:26I haven't seen a couple
08:28this unlikely
08:28since Daphne and Niles
08:30from Frazier season 8.
08:32And then we've got
08:33Trump's little buddy
08:34at the FCC,
08:35Brendan Carr,
08:36who, Brendan Carr
08:37is encouraging
08:37television networks
08:39to celebrate
08:40our 250-year anniversary
08:42by broadcasting
08:44civic-minded programming.
08:45He suggested that we run
08:46the National Anthem
08:47every morning
08:48and have PSAs
08:49highlighting great moments
08:51in American history.
08:52And even though
08:52he tried to get me fired,
08:54I have taken
08:55the commissioner's
08:55words to heart.
08:56And so once again,
08:57we are very proud
08:58to present
08:59a star-spangled edition
09:01of This Day
09:02in American History.
09:04Federal Communications
09:05Commission Chairman
09:06Brendan Carr
09:07and Jimmy Kimmel Live
09:09present
09:09This Day
09:11in American History.
09:13February 26, 1829.
09:16Entrepreneur Levi Strauss
09:18was born.
09:20Strauss revolutionized
09:21fashion by inventing
09:22blue jeans,
09:23a symbol of America,
09:25and favorite workout
09:26garment of this
09:28bulging human melanoma.
09:30February 26, 1998.
09:33Oprah Winfrey
09:35is found not guilty
09:36of defaming
09:36the beef industry,
09:38a trial that
09:39introduced the world
09:40to celebrity ice agent
09:41Dr. Phil.
09:42And on February 26,
09:452016,
09:47then-Republican
09:47candidate Marco Rubio
09:49gave this glowing
09:50endorsement
09:51to future president
09:52Donald Trump.
09:53I will never stop
09:54until we keep
09:56a con man
09:56from taking over
09:57the party of Reagan
09:58and the conservative
09:59movement.
10:01He's a con man.
10:03Rubio went on
10:04to tongue-guzzle
10:05that con man's
10:06bottomboard
10:06and be named
10:08Secretary of State.
10:10Congratulations,
10:11Mr. Secretary.
10:12This has been
10:14This Day
10:14in American History.
10:19The big news here
10:23in Hollywood,
10:24really big news
10:24in Hollywood,
10:25is Netflix
10:26suddenly dropped
10:26out of the running
10:27to buy Warner Brothers,
10:29which means that
10:30unless the deal
10:31goes sideways,
10:32the company will go
10:33to Trump's buddies
10:34at Paramount,
10:35and who knows,
10:36maybe we'll be lucky
10:36enough to see
10:37Sean Hannity
10:38on CNN one day.
10:39Paramount has
10:40a big movie
10:41coming out this weekend,
10:42Scream 7,
10:44which is the sequel
10:45to Scream 6,
10:46I think.
10:47I don't know.
10:48But what I do know
10:48is that whenever
10:49there's a big blockbuster,
10:50we unleash our
10:51human rotten tomato,
10:53Yaya,
10:53to review that blockbuster.
10:54Yaya loves movies,
10:57he loves movie stars,
10:58and here he is now
10:59talking about the movie
11:01Scream 7.
11:06Action!
11:07Hi, it's me, Yaya.
11:09It's good, Bauer.
11:11Hi, it's me, Yaya.
11:12I talk about the movie,
11:13new movie,
11:14like a scary movie.
11:16Okay?
11:16The movie is, like,
11:18very good.
11:19Action, gun, knife.
11:21Hello, sickly.
11:23The big,
11:24biggest star,
11:25Corny Cot.
11:26She's very nice lady,
11:28and her ex-husband,
11:30I got picture with him,
11:31David Arkell.
11:33She's in the movie,
11:34Friend with Jennifer Anson.
11:35She's also in the movie,
11:37with Jim Carrey.
11:38He's like the police
11:39for the animal.
11:40And the guy,
11:41he want to kill this girl.
11:43And that's her mom.
11:45Her name never,
11:46Karima.
11:47She's in the movie,
11:48she got sexy with her,
11:50in the swimming pool.
11:52This movie,
11:53like,
11:53Halloween.
11:55Oh,
11:55the also scary movie,
11:57His Old Finger Knife,
11:59you know.
11:59The other scary movie,
12:01small,
12:01like,
12:02Miniman,
12:02killing everybody in the house.
12:04The one movie,
12:05I saw it,
12:06very, very scared.
12:07Then the devil
12:08comes from the China.
12:09Another scary movie,
12:11from the director,
12:12HodgeCock.
12:13You make the movie,
12:15it's called,
12:15in the shower.
12:16He killed the lady,
12:18ee, ee, ee, ee, ee.
12:23Go see the movie,
12:25scared movie,
12:27Scream 7.
12:29Like you want to see,
12:31the movie is good movie,
12:32for the first in that year.
12:34The corny cut,
12:35I got bitched with her,
12:36and you know the guy,
12:38the house.
12:39Oh,
12:40f***.
12:40F***.
12:44Wow.
12:51God bless you, Jeremy.
12:53God bless you.
12:53You're the best.
12:54God bless you.
12:55I haven't seen you for years.
12:56I know it's been a long time,
12:58but God bless you.
12:59You want to get a picture?
13:00Yeah.
13:01Okay,
13:01we'll get a selfie here.
13:02I'll come over.
13:03F***.
13:03I'm good.
13:04I'm good.
13:07I'm good.
13:09I'm good.
13:10Sometimes people will wait
13:11until after we're off the air.
13:13I love you, Jeremy.
13:14I love you.
13:15God bless you.
13:15God bless you.
13:16God bless you.
13:16See you, guys.
13:18I love you, Jeremy.
13:21God bless you.
13:22I love you.
13:23We got a good show tonight.
13:25Dave Byrd,
13:26a.k.a.
13:27Little Dickie and Benny Blanco,
13:28are here,
13:29sitting with the free film,
13:30Sarah and John Rockham,
13:31for the year.
13:32And we'll be right back
13:33with Sterling K. Brown,
13:35so stick around.
13:53Hi there.
13:54Welcome back to the show.
13:55Tonight, two musically
13:56and comically gifted men.
13:58Their new podcast
13:59is called Friends Keep Secrets.
14:01Dave Byrd,
14:02a.k.a.
14:02Little Dickie,
14:03and Benny Blanco
14:04are with us.
14:05And next week,
14:06we've got...
14:08I want to...
14:09Jarwin, do you mind?
14:09I want to update
14:10on everybody
14:11on who's on next week.
14:12Magic Johnson.
14:15I said I want to update
14:17everybody on who's here next week.
14:18Sorry, Jimmy,
14:19but that's my...
14:19All right, go ahead.
14:20Do the whole thing, then.
14:21That's my hero, Magic Johnson.
14:22Is he really?
14:23Yes.
14:24He's my hero, too.
14:25That's when I started
14:26watching the Lakers,
14:27when Magic Johnson
14:27used to play, yes.
14:29Wow.
14:30I've learned so much
14:30about you tonight.
14:31Yeah.
14:33Magic Johnson
14:34will be here this week.
14:35Next week,
14:36Zach Braff and Donald Faison,
14:37Ike Barinholtz,
14:38Wagner Mora will be with us,
14:40Sarah Pidgeon,
14:40Chris Fleming,
14:41and Governor Gavin Newsom,
14:42the real one this time,
14:44will be here on the show
14:45with music from
14:46The Head and the Heart
14:46and Tyler Ballgame,
14:48so please join us for that.
14:49And, oh, by the way,
14:50they've been sitting in
14:51with the Cletones
14:51all week long.
14:52This is their album.
14:53It's called
14:54Brother, Sister.
14:55They are brother and sister.
14:56Music from Sarah
14:57and Sean Watkins tonight.
15:00Great to have you.
15:03Our first guest tonight
15:04is a three-time Emmy-winning actor.
15:07His show has the most
15:09talked-about bunker
15:10since Archie and Edith.
15:11Season two of Paradise
15:13is on Hulu now.
15:14Please welcome
15:14Sterling K. Brown.
15:34How are you?
15:36I thought it was
15:37Casual Thursday.
15:39I would have worn
15:40my merch, too,
15:41had I known.
15:42Listen, let me tell you,
15:43I was doing this bunker shoot
15:44for the show.
15:45I thought that my stylist
15:46was meeting me here.
15:48Oh.
15:49And so, wait,
15:50before, I hung up
15:51a bunch of clothes
15:52in my house.
15:52I was like,
15:53ooh, this stuff is nice.
15:54I don't know
15:54who bought this for me.
15:55That's the kind of life
15:56that I have.
15:57And I just hung it up
15:58thinking it was my stuff.
15:59And I was supposed
16:00to bring the crap
16:01to the show.
16:02It's my bad.
16:03It's my fault.
16:03So here you are
16:04in a sweatsuit, yeah.
16:04I'm here in
16:05full sandman mode.
16:07It doesn't matter.
16:07Thank you very much.
16:09It is an interesting thing,
16:11though, because you're
16:12an adult man.
16:12I am an adult man.
16:13And yet,
16:14and I experienced
16:15this also,
16:16because I wear a suit
16:17every night,
16:17but I'm in a suit
16:18for like an hour
16:19and four minutes
16:20every day, right?
16:21Back to the athlete
16:21you wear.
16:21But it's a little bit
16:22weird that as adults,
16:25we have people
16:26dressing us as if
16:27we're five, six years old.
16:29That's very true.
16:29And if you get
16:30too much in the way,
16:31then you feel bad
16:32because they need
16:32to do their job.
16:33So you stand there
16:34and you let them
16:35roll lint off of you.
16:36I'm like,
16:36I'm a big boy,
16:37but they need
16:38something to do.
16:40The last time I saw you,
16:42you were all dressed up
16:43was at the Critics' Choice Awards.
16:44We had a great time.
16:45We got a chance
16:45to sit at the same table
16:46at the Critics' Choice Awards.
16:47That was nice, yeah.
16:48You won that night.
16:49Congratulations.
16:50Oh, thank you.
16:52And it's hard for me
16:53you would win, too.
16:54We, yeah, it was fun
16:55because, you know,
16:56you never know
16:56who you're going
16:57to sit next to sometimes.
16:58I was like,
16:58okay, good, all right,
16:59you know.
16:59And they give a great spread.
17:01And by a great spread,
17:02I mean not really.
17:03Like, there's no hot food.
17:05You know,
17:06not only was there
17:07no hot food,
17:07there was no, like,
17:09real food at all.
17:09There was no food.
17:10It was fruit and, like,
17:12crackers and a little bit
17:13of cheese, right?
17:13It was.
17:14It was like, yeah,
17:15something like you'd see,
17:16like, you'd get on
17:17an hour-long flight.
17:19So, like,
17:19a small shot.
17:20You know what I'm saying?
17:21Like, teeny tiny.
17:22My wife was only eating
17:25the grapes on the plate.
17:26Oh, I forgot about this.
17:28Listen, and I, too,
17:29enjoy a good grape.
17:30And so as I'm eating
17:31my grapes, she goes,
17:33can I have your grapes?
17:34And I said,
17:35black woman,
17:35can't you see
17:36I'm eating my grapes?
17:37And then all these
17:38lovely white people,
17:39including Jimmy and Molly
17:41and the other producer
17:42on the show,
17:43they're like,
17:44you guys just started
17:45giving my wife grapes.
17:47And then other white people
17:49that I didn't even know
17:50where, like,
17:50you can have our grapes, too.
17:52And to her credit,
17:54Ryan Michelle Bathe
17:55ate all them grapes.
17:56That's my wife.
17:56She ate them.
17:57Yeah.
17:57I noticed that Molly
17:58and Erin,
17:59our producer,
18:00were giving your wife grapes.
18:01I was like,
18:02what's going on?
18:02And I'm like,
18:03oh, she likes the grapes.
18:04And I started pulling grapes
18:06off strangers' plates
18:07and handing them to your wife.
18:09Wife's got to eat them.
18:10And she liked the grapes.
18:11She likes grapes.
18:12Now you have another
18:12award show coming up.
18:13You're nominated
18:14for the Actor Award,
18:15which is the SAG Award.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Will you be prepared
18:20in advance
18:21with a Lunchable
18:22or something like that?
18:23I got to bring something,
18:24like some protein bars
18:25or something,
18:25because she likes to eat.
18:27She likes the nausea.
18:28And what happens
18:29is she starves herself
18:30all day
18:31while she's getting
18:31the glam and everything,
18:32and she forgets to eat.
18:34So I got to come prepared
18:35with something.
18:35Yeah, definitely.
18:36Now, how about your kids?
18:37How old are your sons now?
18:38Kids are 10 and 14 right now.
18:4010 and 14.
18:41Yeah, Amari's 10,
18:4214 is Andrew.
18:43That's a fun age span
18:44there, right?
18:45They're awesome.
18:46Yeah.
18:46They're so much fun.
18:47They, like, Amari's
18:48more sort of creative
18:49and likes to perform.
18:50He plays the bass,
18:51or he's learning the bass
18:52right now.
18:53And Andrew's a soccer player.
18:55He plays club soccer.
18:56Okay.
18:56Yeah.
18:56So which of your sons,
18:58you posted a drawing
19:00that one of your sons
19:00did on Instagram.
19:01Now, this was a while,
19:02I guess this was a while ago,
19:04or else.
19:05It was a while ago.
19:06If it wasn't a while ago,
19:07your son's a very bad artist.
19:09But.
19:10It was a while ago.
19:12How long ago was it?
19:13He was in first grade.
19:14Amari was in first grade.
19:15All right.
19:15And he was drawing
19:16this picture, like,
19:18for Halloween,
19:19what he thought
19:19his teacher should be.
19:20And one of them,
19:21he thought,
19:22should be a star
19:22because she's
19:23a really bright star.
19:24And the other one
19:25thought she should be
19:26a pencil because
19:27she's really good
19:27at math, right?
19:28So he drew a picture
19:30of one teacher
19:31as a star,
19:31and then one teacher
19:33as a pencil.
19:33Do you have?
19:34I do have it, yes.
19:35So.
19:35Okay.
19:36Come in close.
19:37So there's the star.
19:42I would do
19:43his credit.
19:44That's the tip
19:45of the pencil,
19:46and that's the eraser
19:47up there.
19:48And again,
19:49that's how people
19:51become pencils.
19:52You know what I'm saying?
19:54It doesn't seem comfortable.
19:56It looks like
19:56it's a number two pencil.
19:57It seems.
19:59That's good.
20:00That's a good one.
20:03Wow.
20:04And so the teacher
20:05sent this one home?
20:06They sent it home.
20:07Well, they sent
20:07all of it home.
20:08And I put it on IG,
20:10and they saw it,
20:11and they were like,
20:11yeah, that was a good one.
20:12We remember that well.
20:13It's actually genius.
20:15It's fantastic.
20:16Which one were you?
20:17Were you playing sports
20:18or doing music?
20:19I was probably more
20:20of a sports guy.
20:21Played a little bit
20:22of football and basketball.
20:24I got a story.
20:26Okay.
20:26Oh, all right.
20:27I got a story.
20:28I've never told
20:29this story before either.
20:30I was a sophomore
20:31in high school.
20:32I was playing basketball
20:33against this guy.
20:34I won't name the guy,
20:35but he liked to try
20:36to bully me.
20:37Would we know the guy?
20:38No.
20:38No, no, no.
20:39It's a random white dude.
20:40Okay.
20:40All right.
20:43Did he have grapes?
20:44He probably did.
20:46That's part of the story.
20:47So he's a tall guy,
20:486'6", 6'7".
20:50And I was a four,
20:51which is like a power forward.
20:53But I'm like grandma,
20:53mom, low to the ground,
20:54but I'm strong.
20:55Don't push me around.
20:56You're going to catch the static.
20:57So this dude's trying
20:58to like bump me
20:59off the post and everything.
21:00And we're just bumping
21:01each other all the way
21:02down court, right?
21:03And so he tries to like,
21:04like sucker me in the ribs.
21:06I get him back.
21:07My coach takes me
21:08out of the game, right?
21:09The next day,
21:10we hear this guy's
21:11talking crap about you.
21:1315, lots of testosterone
21:15going through your body.
21:16So-and-so's talking
21:17crap about you.
21:17I was like, no,
21:18so-and-so ain't talking
21:19crap about me.
21:20Me and a group of like,
21:21three of my friends
21:22get in my friend's car,
21:24drive to this guy's school
21:25to beat him up.
21:28To beat him up.
21:30So I go to this other school.
21:31I say, hey, white dude,
21:33you talking crap about me?
21:34He said, yeah,
21:35what you going to do about it?
21:36So then we go to fight.
21:37He grabs me by the grapes.
21:41And I say,
21:42I say, you grabbing my grapes?
21:44I didn't say that,
21:44but I say, you grabbing my grapes?
21:46And I disarmed him.
21:47I picked him up
21:48and body slammed him
21:49onto the thing.
21:51Then the headmaster
21:52of that school
21:53had a son who was senior,
21:55who was a senior at my school.
21:56So she sees me.
21:57My name is Sterling Kelby Brown.
21:58Go by Kelby.
21:59She sees me and she goes,
22:00Kelby, is that you?
22:02I said, the jig is up.
22:02I got to get out of here, right?
22:05Go back to school.
22:06My buddies who were
22:07in the car with me
22:08got suspended for two days.
22:10I got suspended for five days.
22:13And I'm going to tell you,
22:14that was like the change,
22:16the biggest change in my life
22:17happened in that moment.
22:18I learned that people
22:19are always watching
22:20and you have to carry yourself
22:22with a certain dignity
22:23and aplomb.
22:24And I'm not proud of the moment,
22:25but I'm happy that I was able
22:27to learn something from it.
22:27Wow, okay.
22:28That's cool.
22:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:32I tell you,
22:32I would have looked at it
22:33a little bit differently.
22:34I would have learned the lesson
22:35when he grabbed my grapes.
22:37Yeah.
22:37That's what I said.
22:38You know what?
22:39Maybe don't drive
22:39to the school.
22:40I didn't like it.
22:41It was uncomfortable.
22:42It's strange.
22:43I like the grandmama reference.
22:45You know, I went to UNLV,
22:46Larry Johnson.
22:46You went to him.
22:47That's my guy.
22:48That's right.
22:48Yeah.
22:48Grandmama is probably
22:49like my,
22:49because he's 6'4",
22:52which wasn't super huge
22:53or whatnot,
22:53and so I'm 6 feet,
22:54but I consider myself
22:55Grandmama.
22:56Yeah.
22:56Yeah, you're a good-looking
22:58grandma, that's for sure.
22:59Thank you very much.
22:59I appreciate it.
23:00Sterling K. Brown is here.
23:01His show is called
23:01Paradise Season 2.
23:03It's on Google right now.
23:09She's on Google.
23:14I haven't seen
23:14the real sunset in years.
23:18What did you use
23:19for lights down there?
23:21Fake sky,
23:22fake mechanical sun.
23:26It looked so real
23:27at first,
23:29but the longer
23:30we were down there,
23:31the more the,
23:33I don't know,
23:33the more the scenes
23:34began to show.
23:37That is Sterling K. Brown
23:38and new cast members,
23:41Shailene Woodley.
23:42Wonderful.
23:42In Paradise,
23:43which is back
23:44for Season 2 on Hulu.
23:46Yeah.
23:46Will you explain
23:47for those who,
23:48and I think you can
23:50reveal the twist, right?
23:51I can reveal
23:51a little bit of a twist.
23:52Okay.
23:53So the first season
23:54of Paradise takes place
23:55and what we learn
23:56is a bunker.
23:57There's a catastrophic event
23:59that happens in the world.
24:01These people live in a bunker
24:02and they survive.
24:03Season 2,
24:04we leave the bunker
24:05and we see how people
24:06who didn't have planning
24:07and resources
24:08are able to survive
24:09the same catastrophe.
24:10Yes.
24:11Yeah.
24:11And now,
24:12first season,
24:13you're underground
24:13the whole time.
24:14That is correct.
24:15Now you're above ground.
24:16Above ground, no.
24:17Is it better
24:17or does it make a difference
24:18when you're shooting
24:19or no?
24:20You have to go
24:21to more places.
24:22Okay.
24:22I got Poison Oak
24:24in shooting this year
24:25because there's no Poison Oak
24:26in the bunker.
24:27But there's Poison Oak
24:28in the real world.
24:29Shot me up with steroids
24:30because the show's
24:31got to go on, bro.
24:32Like I'm telling you,
24:33Brown was walking around like,
24:34I said,
24:34guys,
24:35is there something
24:35on my back
24:35and I showed my makeup artist
24:37and like,
24:37yeah, bro,
24:37you got a whole,
24:38it was like Braille.
24:39Really?
24:39It was like all up
24:40and down my back.
24:41I don't,
24:42you know what?
24:42I haven't heard the words
24:43Poison Oak
24:44for like 30 years.
24:46Neither did I.
24:46Like it used to be
24:46in our childhoods,
24:48it used to be
24:49like a Poison Oak,
24:51Killer Bees,
24:52Quicksand was something we,
24:53Yeah, Quicksand?
24:54Well, I didn't have it,
24:55but I was scared of it.
24:57The Bermuda Triangle.
24:59That's true.
24:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:00And Poison Oak
25:01and Poison Ivy,
25:02but I've not heard
25:03of anybody getting
25:04in those situations.
25:05I got it.
25:06You bringing back
25:06Poison Oak.
25:07I'm bringing back the oak.
25:08It's crazy.
25:10And your wife,
25:11Ryan, your wife
25:12is in one of the episodes.
25:13Ryan is in episode six
25:15and she's a part
25:16of Jane's backstory.
25:18Jane is our
25:19Cupid doll cute killer
25:20who is delightful
25:21and sweet,
25:22but also can't trust
25:23white women's tears.
25:24They'll get you
25:25every time, Jack.
25:26Every time.
25:26And Ryan helps her
25:27become who she is.
25:29You and Ryan
25:29host a podcast together.
25:31We don't always agree.
25:32That is correct.
25:32That's the name of the podcast.
25:33Not just me and my wife,
25:34but yeah.
25:35Had you acted together
25:36before?
25:37Dude, we've done
25:38a few things.
25:39So she's been on
25:40This Is Us.
25:41She was on a show
25:41I did called
25:42Army Wives
25:42for a long time.
25:43Oh.
25:44The first show
25:44that I ever did,
25:46my first job
25:47out of grad school
25:48was an under five
25:48on the guiding light.
25:50Under five is if you
25:50have five lines
25:51or less, right?
25:52So Ryan and I
25:54get hired separately
25:55as a Lamaze,
25:56in a Lamaze class
25:57as a couple
25:58about to have a baby.
25:59Ryan and I
26:00were not dating
26:01at the time.
26:01Ryan and I
26:02were not speaking
26:03at the time.
26:04I did not like
26:05Ryan Michelle
26:06Bathé at this time.
26:08So I find out
26:09that she's playing
26:10like my pregnant wife
26:11on the thing
26:12and she loves
26:13to do stuff to mess with me
26:14because she knew
26:15I was annoyed.
26:15So she'd be like,
26:16hey Sterling,
26:17how are you?
26:17And she just touched me
26:19like all over
26:19and I'd be like,
26:20ah, stop that.
26:21So the Lamaze instructor
26:23who was also in my class
26:24at NYU,
26:25she says,
26:25listen,
26:26daddies,
26:26you're going to have to
26:26be nice to the mommies,
26:28give them massages,
26:29give them sponge baths,
26:30everything's going to be great.
26:32And so her line is,
26:33she turns to me
26:33from like behind
26:34and she goes,
26:35sponge baths?
26:36And I go,
26:37all the time.
26:38Except I didn't look
26:39her in the eye, Jimmy.
26:40I looked her directly
26:41in the forehead.
26:41And if you tell,
26:42you can't tell that
26:43I'm not looking her
26:44in the eye.
26:44I can't.
26:45But you can't.
26:46They can't.
26:47So that's Brown
26:48knowing the camera
26:48because that woman
26:49got on my nerves.
26:50I love her now.
26:51We've been married
26:51for 20 years.
26:5620 years.
26:57And Shailene Woodley,
26:59I love this little detail.
27:00He is,
27:02plays a tour guide
27:03at Graceland,
27:04Elvis' house.
27:05That's right.
27:06That's pretty,
27:07that's a fun place to be.
27:08They must be
27:09for people who like Elvis.
27:10Like I,
27:11and not to say,
27:12shout out to Elvis fans.
27:13I grew up listening
27:14to a lot of black people.
27:16And Dan loves
27:18white people music.
27:20Dan Fogelman.
27:20Dan Fogelman,
27:21who you know.
27:22Super producer Dan Fogelman.
27:23Super producer Dan Fogelman
27:24who created This Is Us,
27:25who created Paradise.
27:27Like he comes up
27:27with all these covers
27:28of like white people.
27:30And I always pitch him
27:30like a song.
27:31I was like,
27:31can we throw a little Prince?
27:32Can we throw a little Stevie Wonder?
27:33And he goes,
27:34yeah man, sure.
27:35Nothing but white people.
27:35But it's fine.
27:36Really?
27:37When I do my own show.
27:38That's your suggestions
27:40music wise.
27:41All the time.
27:42He's a music snout.
27:43Really?
27:43Interesting.
27:44I don't mind.
27:44You know,
27:45when I met Dan,
27:46he was,
27:47he was,
27:48worked for me on a show
27:49and he was a production assistant.
27:50Remind him.
27:51Remind him that he used to work for you.
27:52Very low level production assistant.
27:54And we didn't call him
27:55Dan Fogelman.
27:56We only called him
27:57Dan Fogelberg.
27:58Who is,
27:59if you don't know,
28:00if you know your music
28:01from the 70s,
28:02the whitest of all whites.
28:05I mean,
28:05as white as the music gets.
28:06What did Dan Fogelberg sing?
28:07Leader of the band.
28:08It's about his father.
28:09Leader of the band.
28:10And it's a sad song
28:11about his father.
28:12And you called him Fogelberg.
28:13I called him Fogelberg.
28:14Yeah,
28:14and that's probably why
28:15he won't put any black music
28:16on the show.
28:17That's probably it.
28:18He turned 50 the other day,
28:20Dan Fogelman.
28:20He turned 50,
28:21like right before we had our...
28:22Look at that.
28:22There he is.
28:23That's the guy.
28:23He's a cute man.
28:24Can you believe
28:25that face is in charge
28:26of so many shows?
28:27So many shows.
28:28Only Murders in the Building.
28:29Yeah.
28:29This is Us.
28:30He's got a new NFL show
28:31coming out.
28:32He hates to see his picture
28:33on TV too.
28:34Well, he's going to like
28:35this one, I think.
28:35Very happy.
28:36Yeah.
28:36Happy 50th birthday,
28:38Fogelberg.
28:39You too.
28:40It's great to see you.
28:42Always a pleasure.
28:42Season two of Paradise
28:44is on Hulu now.
28:45Sterling K. Brown
28:46will be right back
28:47with David Manny.
28:54Next week
28:55on Jimmy Kimmel Live,
28:58Governor Gavin Newsom,
28:59Zach Braff,
29:00and Donald Faser,
29:01Irvin Magic Johnson,
29:03and music
29:04from the Head and the Heart
29:05and Tyler Ballgame.
29:14Wow, that is
29:16Clara and John Washington
29:19sitting in with
29:20the Cleetones tonight.
29:21Our next guests
29:22are a pair of
29:23very talented pals.
29:24They make music together.
29:25They act together.
29:27And now they have
29:28a podcast too.
29:28It's called
29:29Friends Keep Secrets.
29:30Please welcome
29:31Dave Bird,
29:32a.k.a. Little Dicky
29:33and Benny Blanco.
29:50Hey, guys.
29:51How are you?
29:52Great.
29:52Great.
29:53Now, I want to begin
29:55with a complaint,
29:55if I could.
29:56Complaint?
29:57Not with you, Benny,
29:58but Dave, yes, with you.
30:00Okay.
30:00Because I was instructed
30:03by our mutual friend,
30:04Lewis.
30:05That's right.
30:05To refer to you
30:06as Dave Bird,
30:08a.k.a. Little Dicky.
30:10Not Dave,
30:11Little Dicky Bird.
30:12Not just Dave Bird,
30:13not just Little Dicky.
30:14And I'm going to tell you
30:15something.
30:15It's exhausting.
30:17Okay.
30:18It's exhausting for me.
30:19How would you prefer it be?
30:21I thought about it.
30:22Yeah.
30:23Well, I'd like to just
30:23go with Dave if we could,
30:24but I thought Dave Bird,
30:27a.k.a. Little Dicky,
30:28is D-Bald.
30:29I could call you D-Bald.
30:32Anything but that.
30:33Good?
30:33I like that.
30:34You like it?
30:34Yeah, D-Bald.
30:35Benny approves?
30:36D-Bald is the worst nickname
30:37I've ever had.
30:38It can't be D-Bald.
30:40You guys are best friends.
30:40Is that correct to say?
30:42Yes.
30:42How did you meet?
30:44Big fan.
30:45He reached out to me.
30:46First day I ever put anything out,
30:48he reached out as a fan.
30:49And he just loved my work.
30:52And...
30:52Yeah.
30:54The story is the story.
30:56So, and then...
30:57Honestly, when we first met,
30:58we had our first meeting
30:59somewhere in Santa Monica.
31:01Mm-hmm.
31:01And he sat down
31:03and he asked me,
31:04he said,
31:04well, what do you even really
31:06bring to the table?
31:07And I said,
31:08what do you mean,
31:09what do I bring to the table?
31:11Well, it felt like
31:12a business meeting.
31:13It felt like he was trying
31:14to capitalize on my talent
31:15when we first met,
31:17which I understand.
31:19And to be quite honest,
31:20I didn't know.
31:21You know, I looked him up
31:22because I didn't know who he was.
31:23He knew who I was.
31:24And then I looked up
31:24and then he actually was
31:25far more successful than me.
31:27But he was in like a pop category
31:29and I, you know,
31:29I felt like I was a rat.
31:30I said, what can this guy do for me?
31:32And it turns out
31:32he honestly does everything.
31:34What did you say when he said,
31:36what can you do for me?
31:38I think I said like,
31:39get a grip or something.
31:40I said, shut up.
31:42I said, so that's how you met.
31:44And then you became,
31:45you got past that very quickly.
31:47Yeah.
31:47And now you're at the point
31:48where you guys say,
31:49I love you to each other.
31:50Who said I love you first?
31:52Who was the first to say?
31:53Might have been mutual.
31:54Yeah, it's hard to tell.
31:55Honestly, we don't remember how,
31:58like the,
31:58we just remember ever since we met,
32:00we became best friends
32:01and like started sleeping
32:02over each other's houses
32:03every time we hung out.
32:04Oh, sleepover friends
32:05and everything.
32:06Oh my God.
32:06When it was the weekend,
32:07he'd pack a bag.
32:08Yeah.
32:09I swear.
32:10It's true.
32:11It's true.
32:11I swear.
32:12You had a better home than me.
32:13And now you've decided
32:14to parlay this into,
32:16it's,
32:17it is a podcast,
32:18but I watched it today
32:19and it's,
32:20it's,
32:20it's,
32:21it's not like a,
32:22it's more like the real world
32:23kind of in a way,
32:24right?
32:24I understand your confusion
32:26because you've probably never
32:26seen anything like it,
32:27right?
32:28I haven't seen anything like it.
32:29It's a new form of multimedia
32:31that we've created
32:32that I don't even know
32:33how to quite qualify it,
32:35but it,
32:35I guess it,
32:36you could say it is a pod,
32:37well,
32:38I wouldn't.
32:38It is a pod,
32:39but I understand what he's saying.
32:41It's,
32:41it,
32:41you know,
32:42it's like coming into our lives
32:43and hanging out with us
32:44and friends.
32:45And I just think it's interesting
32:47because,
32:48you know,
32:48most of the time you go there,
32:49you sit,
32:49you're sitting like this,
32:50you got headphones on,
32:51you're a microphone.
32:52It's like very confined,
32:53but like,
32:54yeah,
32:54I don't think anyone's seen like.
32:57It's like,
32:58you know,
32:58me and my wife,
32:59Kristen,
32:59who is the third member
33:00of this podcast.
33:01She didn't want to
33:02oversaturate herself
33:02and come into this.
33:03It's Benny,
33:04it's D-Bald,
33:05and it's Kristen,
33:06you're right.
33:06But it's like,
33:07you know,
33:07literally me and Kristen's house
33:09and the guests come over
33:10to our home.
33:10It's not like a set,
33:11so it really is like
33:12where me and Kristen
33:12fell in love.
33:14Like that best friendship
33:15we spoke of,
33:15a lot of the memories
33:16happen in that very home.
33:17So it's kind of
33:18a very personal,
33:19and there's cameras everywhere,
33:20so there's no sitting
33:21in one space.
33:21You go all around.
33:22Oh,
33:23you are going to have guests
33:24on the show
33:24because you didn't have guests
33:25in the one I watched.
33:26Oh, yeah.
33:27Okay.
33:27Are you worried
33:28that that will take
33:29some of the focus away
33:30from the natural chemistry
33:31that you two have?
33:32Jimmy,
33:33I do worry about that.
33:34Yeah.
33:35I do.
33:35However,
33:36it's really fun
33:37to have guests,
33:38and I don't know
33:39that you knew
33:39that I was going to do this,
33:40but I would love
33:41for you to come on.
33:41I would gladly come over,
33:43and I've got to tell you something.
33:44I wish,
33:44I wish,
33:46I was on your first show
33:48because you guys
33:49got in new on,
33:51I guess you could say
33:52it was an argument.
33:53It was a discussion
33:54about marinade
33:56that went on
33:56for 15 full minutes.
33:58Yes.
33:59And was intense,
34:00and I noticed,
34:01Benny,
34:01that you were very delicate
34:02in the way you handled it,
34:04like you didn't want to get,
34:05you didn't want to get
34:06personally insulting,
34:07but you were on the edge
34:08of doing that a few times.
34:09I would like to
34:10personally insult him.
34:11Can we have that argument again?
34:13I feel like it's totally unresolved,
34:14if I'm being honest.
34:15Are you still,
34:15are you still,
34:16He's so wrong.
34:18Okay, okay.
34:19Let me just,
34:20first I'll ask Jim.
34:21Yes.
34:21No, no, no, no.
34:22I'll ask it in the way you like.
34:23I'll ask it in the way you like.
34:24The argument was,
34:26and I'm not even going to talk
34:27about the other argument.
34:28I hope you do this right.
34:29Okay, the argument was,
34:33most people,
34:34I believe,
34:35I believe more people than not,
34:37have made a marinade
34:38or sauce in their life
34:39more than five times.
34:40I have to recontextualize.
34:41Okay.
34:42I have to recontextualize everything.
34:43I, for the sake of entertainment,
34:45decided for the episode
34:46to grill chicken this day.
34:48No, you grill chicken
34:49all the time.
34:50He, he, he, he says,
34:52he takes one bite.
34:53He says, it sucks.
34:54He says,
34:55it's not seasoned the right way.
34:57He says,
34:58why don't you make your own sauce?
35:00Yeah.
35:00I said,
35:01people don't make their own sauces.
35:04Then he said,
35:05everyone makes their own sauce.
35:06I said,
35:06nobody makes their own sauce.
35:08Where we netted out was,
35:09I believe,
35:11from scratch.
35:12Like, let's ask the audience.
35:13How about,
35:13can we ask the audience?
35:14First,
35:15I want to ask one thing first.
35:16Have you ever made a sauce
35:17or marinade?
35:18A million times.
35:19Okay.
35:19And now,
35:20just, just,
35:20just the crowd.
35:22I would just,
35:23just,
35:23I'm going to say.
35:23I'm marinating in a sauce right now.
35:25I'm going to just say,
35:26I'm going to just say,
35:27raise your hand
35:28if you've made a sauce
35:29or marinade
35:29more than five times
35:30in your life.
35:31From scratch.
35:31From scratch.
35:32Yes.
35:33Well, it's pretty split.
35:34It's pretty split, Jimmy.
35:34It doesn't feel very split.
35:36It feels split to me.
35:37Raise your hand
35:38if you don't often make sauce
35:40from scratch
35:41when you're,
35:42it feels like it's not,
35:43it's not split.
35:44Yeah, in this room,
35:45I feel like Benny has won.
35:47That's true.
35:47But I will say also,
35:48the argument started at
35:50no one makes sauce.
35:51Yeah, no one makes sauce.
35:52And then it went to
35:53do more than half of people
35:54make sauce or marinade.
35:56And by the way,
35:56big difference between
35:57sauce and marinade.
35:57I agree.
35:58Nobody even uses salt
35:59on chicken.
36:00That's so irrelevant.
36:01Also,
36:02I'm going to tell you something.
36:03And I would encourage viewers
36:04to go on YouTube
36:05and watch this carefully.
36:07The nuance.
36:07You don't know
36:08how to use a fork and knife.
36:09That's true.
36:10You,
36:10you eat like a barbarian.
36:12You, you,
36:13you,
36:13you chop down on it
36:15with a,
36:15with a dull knife.
36:17Like it's like,
36:18I can't argue with that.
36:18Yeah, yeah.
36:19That's,
36:19it's weird.
36:20It's a weird thing.
36:21And I've been watching you.
36:22I love watching your videos
36:23on Instagram
36:24where you eat fruit
36:25because you don't like
36:26fruit and vegetable.
36:27And like,
36:28I go,
36:28oh,
36:28this guy's in his 30s.
36:30He's never had a kiwi before.
36:31He's never eaten a plum before.
36:33This whole interview
36:34has taken a turn.
36:35And then you've become
36:36a character assassination.
36:38And then you have
36:38the temerity
36:39to weigh in on marinades
36:40and sauces.
36:41But that's my point.
36:42I,
36:42that's my point.
36:44Hold on.
36:48My point,
36:49Jimmy,
36:50is that I'm a novice.
36:51I'm a Joe Schmo.
36:52I'm not in the cook community.
36:53I'm a nobody.
36:54Why am I being like
36:55approached as someone
36:56who would ever make
36:57their own sauce from scratch?
36:58Because that's my whole point.
36:59The context
37:00and the nuance matters.
37:01Please go on YouTube
37:02and watch the entire
37:03argument.
37:04Yeah, watch the whole thing
37:04and weigh in in the comments.
37:06Yeah, please.
37:07You, um,
37:08you guys both got married
37:09over the summer.
37:10Yeah.
37:10But not to each other.
37:12No.
37:12Not to each other.
37:13You were at each other's
37:14weddings, right?
37:15Yeah.
37:15True.
37:15Yeah.
37:16Were you participants?
37:17Best man?
37:17Anything like that?
37:18We were heavily involved.
37:19We didn't each have a best man,
37:21but I officiated his
37:22and he gave the speech
37:23from like my male point of view
37:24at my wedding
37:25and it was great.
37:26It was the best month
37:27of our lives.
37:28You officiated Benny's wedding.
37:29It was incredible.
37:30Yeah.
37:30It was good.
37:31Unbelievable.
37:32It was a great speech.
37:33And did you not officiate
37:36Dave's wedding?
37:37No, I gave a speech at his,
37:38but I will tell you,
37:40we were,
37:41he came over to,
37:43you know,
37:43where we were having the wedding
37:44and we were all getting ready
37:45before the thing
37:46and I was on the phone
37:48with my wife
37:48and she was going up.
37:50Woo!
37:51She was...
37:53She was going over
37:54her speech
37:55and she said,
37:56hey,
37:57just make sure Dave
37:59doesn't say anything
38:01about this part
38:02or this part
38:02because it's part of my speech
38:03and that was the whole
38:05opening three minutes
38:06of his speech.
38:07I wanted to push back,
38:09but it was her wedding.
38:10Did you express that to Dave?
38:12Yeah.
38:12Oh yeah,
38:13he was sitting right next to me.
38:14It was like a bomb
38:15went off in his head.
38:16Rewrites.
38:16Did you,
38:17was that your intent
38:18or because you were told
38:19not to do it,
38:20you did it?
38:20No, no, no.
38:21I didn't do it.
38:21I basically started my,
38:23I had an idea
38:24for how I wanted
38:25to start the whole thing
38:25and Selena was just like,
38:27just the one thing
38:28that like I'd prefer him
38:29not mention
38:29is this one thing
38:30because that's part
38:31of my vows
38:31and I thought I can't step on it
38:32so I had to rewrite
38:33the opening
38:34but it really turned out great
38:35and I'm very proud of myself.
38:36And there was,
38:37there was also
38:38so many issues
38:39like Selena lost her vows
38:42five days before the wedding
38:43for like four days
38:45and I found them
38:46right before the wedding.
38:48They were handwritten.
38:48You did.
38:49Yeah, they were like handwritten.
38:50So you got to look
38:51at them beforehand.
38:52No, no, I didn't look.
38:53I didn't look.
38:54I didn't,
38:54I closed my eyes
38:55and I swear,
38:56I swear I didn't look.
38:57This sounds fishy also.
38:58No, I swear I didn't look
38:59but I mean,
39:00how good is it?
39:01It was so,
39:02it made me,
39:02it was like the best thing
39:03I could have done.
39:04I'm about to marry her
39:04and then I finally think
39:05she was crying
39:06because she couldn't find me.
39:06It's like a sign
39:08of some kind.
39:08It was the most beautiful
39:09scene.
39:10Gabe, did you find
39:11Kristen's vows?
39:12No.
39:13So in a way
39:13your relationship
39:14is less meaningful.
39:15Yes.
39:16He lit them on fire.
39:18Oh, wow.
39:19We actually wrote them together
39:20across from each other
39:21like the night before
39:22sitting in the same room.
39:23Were there any disagreements?
39:25No.
39:25I noticed that Kristen
39:26was totally on Benny's side
39:28when it came to
39:29the marinade and sauce.
39:30I noticed that as well,
39:30Jimmy.
39:31Yeah.
39:32I did.
39:33But I respect her honesty.
39:34Everyone's got to have a POV
39:35and she happens to be
39:36on that side
39:37but I think America
39:38in totality
39:39will come to fruition
39:40and we'll see what happens.
39:42I see.
39:42I see.
39:43Friends Keep Secrets
39:44is the name of the show.
39:45Yeah.
39:45You can watch it Tuesdays
39:46on YouTube,
39:47on Spotify,
39:48anywhere podcasts
39:49are found
39:50even though it's not
39:51really a podcast.
39:52Right.
39:52It's a multimedia.
39:53Anywhere
39:53multimedia experiences
39:55are found.
39:57All right.
39:57That's Dave Bird
39:59aka Little Dickie.
40:00You can call him D-ball
40:01and Benny Blanco,
40:03everybody.
40:20And I neglected
40:21something important
40:22because there is
40:23something that turned up
40:24as people were watching
40:25your multimedia experience
40:27and people seem
40:28to be fascinated
40:29with the idea
40:30that Benny's feet
40:32are very dirty.
40:33Really?
40:34Dirty?
40:35Okay.
40:35I noticed that too, Jimmy.
40:36Wait.
40:37Wait.
40:37Explain.
40:38Explain.
40:38Okay.
40:38First of all.
40:39Inexplicable.
40:40First of all,
40:41it's the facility's fault.
40:43It's not mine.
40:43The floors are...
40:44I have great feet.
40:46Hold on.
40:46Now you're saying
40:47the facility...
40:48It's Kristen
40:49and you're in my own.
40:50Someone zoom in
40:51on my foot.
40:52Look at that.
40:53Look at that.
40:53Well, we can't see
40:54the bottom.
40:55Okay, look at that foot.
40:56Clean foot.
40:57Look at that.
40:59Are you kidding me?
41:00It was the first day
41:01we filmed anything
41:02so the crew was coming
41:03in and out.
41:04It probably was
41:04a little bit...
41:05You should get an OnlyFans
41:06for that thing.
41:08Beautiful.
41:09Wait, can you take that
41:10off for a second
41:10real quick?
41:11Because your foot
41:12has an afro also.
41:14Yeah.
41:14It's really remarkable.
41:15I've never seen...
41:16The hair?
41:17Yeah, on the other side
41:18you've got a little foot afro.
41:19Yeah, but focus
41:20on the good part.
41:21Yeah.
41:23How about that?
41:23Hair.
41:24I got hair.
41:25So you're saying
41:25that Dave's floors
41:26are not clean
41:27and that's the reason
41:28that your foot...
41:29Yes.
41:29On that day.
41:30It was dirty.
41:31On that day.
41:31On a few days.
41:32A few of the days
41:33it's been dirty.
41:34You know how floors get.
41:35We started cleaning.
41:36You know I didn't mean
41:37to drive a wedge between you
41:38but thank you for being here.
41:40Dave and Benny
41:40watch their podcast.
41:42It's called
41:42Friends Keep Secrets.
41:43Thanks to Sterling K. Brown.
41:45Thanks to Sarah and Sean
41:46for being here all week.
41:47Apologies to Matt Damon.
41:48Nightline is next.
41:49Thanks for watching.
41:50Good night.
41:51Good night.
41:51Good night.
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