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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Jason Bateman and free-time Olympic medalist Chloe Kim
00:09with the Kletos!
00:12And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:30Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.
00:33Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thanks for coming.
00:36Thanks for watching and going.
00:38Thank you for joining us here in beautiful Hollywood, California
00:42for regularly scheduled programming.
00:47After last night's show, we had a special one following the State of Union,
00:53the Forgettysburg Address last night.
00:55Donald Trump stormed the Capitol to let us know that everything's going great.
00:59We have no problems at all, and if we do, they're Joe Biden's fault.
01:03I wonder how many years he's going to squeeze out of that excuse, huh?
01:06Basically, Trump's message to America, if you didn't see it last night,
01:10was if you are struggling financially, you're trying to support your family,
01:13putting food on the table, if you're having a hard time, you're wrong.
01:17You're actually very rich, and let's stop talking about it, okay?
01:20Four days after the Supreme Court torched his tariffs,
01:23the centerpiece of his cockamamie economic policy, he said,
01:27we are winning so much, we don't know what to do with it,
01:30which isn't what happens to old people who only watch Fox News.
01:33They become confused about reality.
01:35But I will say, you really do have to hand it to the gang at Fox.
01:38They are very creative when it comes to putting a positive spin on things.
01:42This was the headline from FoxNews.com last night.
01:45I went on to see what was going on.
01:46Trump celebrates turnaround for the ages in record-breaking State of the Union address.
01:51I was like, what record did they break?
01:52You know what record they broke?
01:53It was the longest State of the Union speech ever.
01:56It was, it beat the previous record for longest speech held by Donald Trump.
02:02He beat his own record.
02:03He broke his own record for being long-winded.
02:05He has once again publicly broken wind, and, uh...
02:09Bibirachi went on for an hour and 47 minutes last night.
02:13It was the longest speech in State of the Union history.
02:15Also the dumbest.
02:16He beat his own record there, too.
02:18The fact that he's 79 years old and spoke interrupted for almost two hours,
02:22it's the only proof I'll ever need that he wears a diaper.
02:25He's definitely wearing a diaper.
02:27He might be wearing two diapers, okay?
02:29But, I say this, when the president underperforms as he did,
02:35and this is the big difference between Trump supporters and everybody on the other side,
02:39the worst Trump is, the harder Magellan works to tickle his little pumpkinettes.
02:44President Trump delivered the strongest State of the Union speech in modern history.
02:50One of the greatest, most triumphant, uh, speeches ever given by a president.
02:55I've been, like, 19 of this. This is by far the best one.
02:57I think it was the best State of the Union speech that I've seen.
03:00President Trump showed up and showed out.
03:02President Trump was outstanding.
03:03Epic.
03:04Masterful.
03:05Sensational.
03:05Very inspiring.
03:06You know, it was the longest one ever, but it didn't feel like that.
03:10It didn't seem the longest. It seemed about right size to me.
03:13The time went by very fast.
03:15You didn't notice it was two hours.
03:16He could have gone much longer.
03:17He thrashed these godless politicians.
03:20I mean, it just made me want to wave the American flag and play Lynyrd Skynyrd's free birth.
03:24You were proud to be American through the speech.
03:27If you were not chanting USA, at least in your heart, I don't know why.
03:33President Trump gave a majestic speech tonight.
03:38He still doesn't like you, Ted. Forget about it.
03:40He's never gonna like you.
03:42No one does. Majestic.
03:44I wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at night, he looks in the mirror and throws up, because
03:48it's...
03:49Going into the speech, only 32% of Americans said they think Trump has the right priorities,
03:54so he dipped into his bag of tricks to find some new priorities.
03:58Trump announced that he is putting J.D. Vance in charge of the, quote, war on fraud, which
04:04is...
04:04Remember when O.J. promised to find the real killer?
04:09That's how this war's gonna end, too.
04:11All the Trump offspring were on hand last night to stay on President Addy's good side.
04:16You can see them here.
04:17And look at the painting behind them, Martin Van Buren going, how the hell did I get in
04:22between these two?
04:25Everyone got dressed up last night.
04:26Even John Fetterman wore a suit.
04:28But the winner of the MAGA fashion show was Texas Congressman Troy Nels.
04:33I showed this last night, but this is a new angle, and you can really...
04:36You can see how hard he worked to get Master to pet him on the head.
04:42Oh, look at this guy.
04:43I like that guy.
04:44I want that guy.
04:45Give me that guy.
04:48Take that.
04:48Put your gun.
04:49Initial.
04:49Just an initial.
04:53Thank you, Bob.
04:54Thank you, Bob.
04:55I like that guy.
04:55Now, see, that is how we trick him into signing an order to release the rest of the Trump-Epstein
05:00product.
05:01Hand him some merch.
05:02Just the initial.
05:04All we need.
05:05See everything.
05:07Several Democrats boycotted the speech in protest last night.
05:11Others showed up to share their displeasure loudly in person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker
05:16of the House, did not approve of at all.
05:18Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the heckling this evening from Congresswoman Omar Tlaib and
05:23then Mr. Al Green with his demonstration?
05:25Absolutely shameful.
05:26No respect.
05:27I mean, we asked everybody to maintain the quorum, and they couldn't do it.
05:31They couldn't contain it for two hours.
05:33Yes.
05:33And we all know how important decorum is to Donald Trump.
05:36If there's one thing Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all times.
05:40Like, he would never tell somebody, shut up.
05:42He would say, politely, quiet, piggy.
05:45And that's him.
05:46Now, ratings are, of course, very important to Donald Trump, maybe the most important thing
05:51in all the world.
05:52So the White House went all out to attract eyeballs for this speech.
05:55They even released a promo featuring all the president's mental patience.
06:01Tonight marks the start of a new chapter in the greatest comeback story ever told.
06:06It's been a busy year since President Trump last addressed this building.
06:10You know the top lines.
06:12Transparency across the board.
06:14No tax on tips.
06:16No tax on overtime.
06:17No sex on Monday.
06:19No food on Tuesday.
06:20Cutting taxes on Social Security.
06:22No more men in women's sports.
06:25That's right, dude.
06:26And no more women and men's underpants.
06:28The great health care plan.
06:30We're not sick of winning yet, Mr. President.
06:33That's right.
06:34We're sick with measles.
06:36America.
06:37America.
06:38America is back.
06:40I agree with these pendejos.
06:42Donald Trump is the best.
06:45Do not deport me.
06:46I can tell you where Jimmy lives.
06:48It's not too far from here.
06:53My little rap.
06:55I'm sorry.
06:57I see you got over that disease, huh?
06:59Yeah.
07:00What was the name of that disease you had?
07:02Measles.
07:06What do they call measles in Spanish?
07:08Sarampion.
07:09Oh, really?
07:10Yes.
07:10Say that again?
07:12Sarampion.
07:13Sarampion.
07:14Yes.
07:15Sarampion.
07:15Yes.
07:15It's scarier, that one.
07:16It is.
07:18You know, a lot of people told me that they refused to watch the speech last night.
07:22I guess they figured they knew what he was going to say, and they were wrong.
07:24He said pretty much everything we expected him to.
07:26But it's important to know what's going on.
07:28That's what I think anyway.
07:29So for those who didn't or couldn't spend an hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not Truman,
07:35go off on tangents, we whittled it down.
07:38We boiled everything to a 60-second, easily digestible State of the Union for you.
07:48Everything was stolen and rigged.
07:50Tariffs.
07:51Tariffs.
07:51Murderers.
07:52Tariffs.
07:53Fraud.
07:53Corruption.
07:54So much richer.
07:55Tariffs.
07:55Somali pirates.
07:57Plundering America.
07:58The Biden administration.
07:59Biden.
08:00Biden.
08:00Joe Biden.
08:01Baby.
08:01Illegal aliens.
08:03Murder rates.
08:03Fentanyl.
08:04Uncle Enrique.
08:05Please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much.
08:08Boy, oh boy.
08:09We're just always losing.
08:11The one where you put your stick in the back and it hit the neck of your stick and bounced
08:14off.
08:15No money.
08:15No money.
08:16Selling and selling and selling.
08:18We're making a lot of money.
08:19Millions and millions.
08:20Much more money than people understand.
08:22Nobody's getting paid.
08:23How much money is that?
08:24That's a lot of money.
08:25How do you make all that money?
08:26Dead country.
08:27Butter.
08:28Chicken.
08:28Fruit.
08:29Automobiles.
08:30Hotels.
08:30Beef.
08:30Biden.
08:31Biden.
08:31Tariffs.
08:32Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.
08:34These people are crazy.
08:39We just saved you an hour and 46 minutes of your life.
08:43And you didn't miss anything at all.
08:44It was all in there.
08:46Meanwhile, the Democrats took a page from Kid Rock and had a number of what they called
08:49alternative events, including an event called the People's State of the Union.
08:55Hey, I'm Alice.
08:57My artist's name is Melting Virgo.
08:59They cannot imprison us all.
09:03They cannot imprison us all.
09:05They cannot imprison us all.
09:08They cannot imprison us all.
09:11They cannot imprison us all.
09:17I love to see a fierce Democratic response.
09:22What was her name?
09:23Melting something?
09:25Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle the songs in Espanol, huh?
09:34Two more minutes of that, I'd be wearing a MAGA hat.
09:38Of course, the elephant in the room last night was the Trump-Epstein files,
09:42which unsurprisingly went unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the room.
09:46Hours before Trump took the podium, there was a bombshell report from NPR
09:51that said the Justice Department illegally withheld 53 pages of notes and memos
09:56from FBI interviews with a woman who accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her
10:00when she was a young teenager.
10:01I know. I'm as shocked as you... I thought he got rid of NPR.
10:06The woman said she was 13 when she met Trump.
10:09The FBI interviewed her four times in 2019.
10:12The details of those interviews are for reasons that still haven't been explained unavailable.
10:18The ranking Democrat on the House Oversight Committee saw them.
10:20He said,
10:21Oversight Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears to have illegally withheld
10:25FBI interviews with this survivor who accused President Trump of heinous crimes.
10:30Hey, Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout.
10:33We've got heinous crimes to investigate here.
10:35Why are they being allowed to hide this stuff?
10:39We're supposed to release the files.
10:41What a bunch of hypocrites these people.
10:43I'm sure we'd know...
10:44If these interviews were on Hunter Biden's laptop, we'd know every word of them.
10:48So the New York Times had a follow-up on this story today.
10:52Trump may have another messy cover-up on his hands.
10:54And I'm not talking about the messy cover-up that is literally on his hands.
11:00I'm talking about something much worse than that.
11:02Although I do want to clarify, we don't know if the president took part in
11:06or even knew about any of the crimes his best friend, the world's most notorious pedophile, committed.
11:11But I should also say the reason we don't know is because the people who work for the president
11:16blacked out his name a bunch of times and made interviews disappear.
11:19Seems to me the best thing for President Trump, who I'm sure did nothing wrong,
11:23is to order them to unredact his name and release all of the Trump-Epstein files
11:29so he can prove how unbelievably innocent he is.
11:36FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he will find those 53 missing pages
11:41as long as they happen to be in the shower of the U.S. men's gold medal-winning hockey team.
11:46Cash Patel's having a banner week.
11:48He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug beers with Team USA,
11:52and that might just be the beginning of the story.
11:54Senator Dick Durbin says he has a report from a whistleblower at the FBI
11:58that said Patel's excessive use of the private plane for personal travel
12:03has delayed and or negatively affected major criminal investigations.
12:07The whistleblower also said the tone was set early during Director Patel's tenure
12:12when he said in a meeting with the field offices last year,
12:15if you have golf, hockey, fishing, or hunting and beautiful sights,
12:19you're going to see a lot of me.
12:20That's right.
12:21If there are beautiful sights to see, these FBI's are going to be all over it.
12:27Now, Cash Patel, as punishment, he should be forced to fly Spirit Airlines from now on.
12:32He should be a storm in the overhead department.
12:36Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they are no longer bankrupt.
12:40Apparently, at the last minute, somebody stepped in with $800, bought the whole company.
12:45Now, the airline struck a deal with creditors that would allow them to emerge from bankruptcy
12:50over the next few months.
12:51The only thing scarier than flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit Airline
12:55right after they almost went bankrupt.
12:57The article I read said Spirit warned investors.
13:00They said there was substantial doubt that they could stay in business,
13:03which is weird that they even have investors.
13:06Who goes on the plane and says, I should buy stock in this?
13:10It's like buying stock in Spirit Airlines.
13:12It feels like owning a painting of a Quiznos.
13:15Like, how much could it ever possibly be worth?
13:18This is the second time Spirit filed for bankruptcy.
13:20And if they file one more time, they could be the next Republican president of the United States.
13:27In other transportation news, Waymo, you know the cars you see at every stoplight in L.A.?
13:34Waymo is adding four new cities.
13:36They're adding Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando,
13:39which is going to be good driverless cars in Florida.
13:42That is going to blow the meth right out of their heads.
13:46That's going to be...
13:47The chief safety officer for Waymo said that the company's goal
13:51is to make autonomous transportation accessible to people who are unable to drive themselves,
13:56which is pretty much everyone in Florida.
13:59Florida, they're going to have to teach those Waymos to drunk drive themselves.
14:03Florida's a lot of fun, and from time to time,
14:05we like to check in what's going on in the Sunshine State.
14:08And what you're about to witness is the story of an arrest that is so Florida,
14:12it almost seems like it was created by AI, but it wasn't, I promise.
14:15This is from real life in another edition of This Week in Florida.
14:22The couple that lives in this house told me a stranger knocked on their door
14:26asking to stay for a few days.
14:28They told him, go bother someone else.
14:31Instead of leaving, Zabricki made his way inside their lanai.
14:35They called 911, and moments later, they heard a splash.
14:39The stranger fell through their pool cover into the pool,
14:42then climbed out of the pool and knocked on the door.
14:47This time asking for french fries and a towel.
14:50Was I naked?
14:51No, no, no.
14:53Thank God.
14:53You don't want to be seeing them peckers there in your backyard.
15:00Local news isn't dead.
15:02It just went for a swim.
15:04Hey, we got a fun show tonight.
15:05Olympic snowboarder Chloe Kim is here with us,
15:07and we'll be right back with Jason Bateman from The Brown.
15:25Hi there, that is Sarah and Sean Rockett sitting in with the Pleatones this week.
15:29Tonight on the show, three-time Olympic medal winning snowboarder Chloe Kim is joining us,
15:34and tomorrow night on the show, Sterling K. Brown, Dave Little, Dickie Bird, and Benny Blanco.
15:41So please join us for that.
15:43Our first guest tonight is a big star who has more talent than the whole cast of The Love Boat
15:48and more money than Oprah Winfrey herself.
15:51His new limited series is called DTF St. Louis.
15:54It premieres Sunday on HBO.
15:56Please welcome Jason Bateman.
16:15Where are you?
16:16Please.
16:24They love you after all of these years.
16:27How are you?
16:28Real good.
16:29How are you?
16:30I'm good.
16:30I Googled you today just right before the show.
16:33And it felt great.
16:35You're super gentle.
16:37When I Google you, do you have a Google alert on yourself?
16:41Yes, I do.
16:42You do?
16:43I absolutely do, which is...
16:47There's a plus and a minus to that.
16:49It's a very gross thing to admit, dick.
16:55But, you know...
16:56I'm going to tell you something.
16:57I have one, too.
16:58Well, because we've got public jobs, you know,
17:01and it is useful to know what the public is seeing and reading and hearing about you
17:07so that when you go out and about,
17:09you're not ambushed with some information that everyone else is privy to that you're not.
17:13Oh, you know, people are saying, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
17:16It's, yeah, it's...
17:18So you do it to protect yourself, in a way.
17:20Yeah, and to stay informed.
17:21You know, I don't want my head in the sand.
17:22Oh, I just do my art for me.
17:24You know, it's a public job.
17:25I want to know if you guys like what's going on.
17:31You know, if they've got notes, I want their notes so I can be better, Jimmy, at my job.
17:36Now, I will not read comments.
17:37You commenters are a sick breed.
17:40Uh-huh.
17:40Yeah, it is.
17:41Comments are not good.
17:42Yeah, it's not a good route to go.
17:44So what I got from Google Alert...
17:46I'm really happy to see you.
17:47I haven't seen you since the Super Bowl.
17:48I get...
17:48We only get to see each other, you know, like, out here and, like, at Super Bowls and stuff.
17:52Can I tell you something?
17:53You look great.
17:54I see you more than almost every one of my friends.
17:57I would say the same.
17:58There's no one I see more than you.
18:01If I had to say my best friend, just based on time seeing together...
18:06Thank you, thank you.
18:07And, uh, I won't tell Will or Sean that, but I appreciate that.
18:11What I saw when I Googled you were these words.
18:14Jason Bateman makes rare red carpet appearance with wife Amanda Anger...
18:19...at the premiere of new show DTF St. Louis.
18:21This was last night, right?
18:23And I thought the word rare was interesting.
18:25Well, here's the thing, Jimmy.
18:27You know, in today's media climate, these people, uh, they like clickbait.
18:31It is, uh, it's a phrase where, you know, you know, you've got to put a headline up there
18:36to make people get interested and go, oh, I wonder what that is.
18:39It's rare, so I guess I'd better click on that to see, because they're never out together.
18:43Well, we're always out together, and I have not yet been to a premiere without my wife
18:48for about 27 years.
18:50So you would challenge that, yeah.
18:53I would, yes, I would challenge it.
18:54I did a magazine interview, a long-form thing, and, you know, it covered, you know, me from
19:0210 to now, I'm three years from 60.
19:05So there's, like, a lot of stuff in there, and part of what's in there is I like to party
19:10during my 20s and stuff, and then put that stuff down at, like, when I was 30, 31, something
19:16like that.
19:16So that's, like, 20, over 25 years ago.
19:20Of course, the headlines in these fringe sites, because, you know, we don't talk to
19:25those sites, so they've got to look at these articles and cherry-pick these little things.
19:28It could be clickbait.
19:31Bateman gets sober through the help of his wife.
19:36So, well, I've got to click on that.
19:38I didn't know Bateman had a problem.
19:41I didn't know that he was suffering, and thank God he's pulled out of it.
19:45Of course, you click, and, like, in the first sentence, you see that it's...
19:48And then you feel like an idiot for clicking on it.
19:50So, you know...
19:51If they can't keep you from clicking on it, a story about you, how do you expect anyone
19:56else to resist clicking on that?
19:58I didn't need to, but I was tempted to just to see those old, big, bloated pictures of
20:02me when I was using it.
20:04You were a cute little boy.
20:05Collars outside the jacket, you know.
20:08You did not go to college.
20:10No, Jimmy.
20:12And I didn't finish high school, either.
20:15You didn't finish high school.
20:16That's right.
20:17You went to school in...
20:18Correct me if I have this wrong, but am I right in remembering you went to school in...
20:22Besides going to a school on a school bus, a school bus school, you also went to school
20:27in a teepee at one point.
20:29Same school.
20:29Same school.
20:30Okay.
20:31There was a...
20:32I think I was in eighth grade, and there was a school called Heartlight.
20:37Named after the Neil Diamond song?
20:39He underwrote the school.
20:42So, this school, this is out deep in the valley, and these geniuses decided that what
20:51they're going to do is they're going to expose this student body of about 20.
20:55There's 20 kids from grades one to seniors.
21:01Oh, really?
21:02So you're in there...
21:03Basically, like, one kid per grade.
21:05It was a nightmare.
21:06So, uh, there were country days and city days, and the country days were out there
21:11in the valley, and this is where the teepee was.
21:14And then the city days is we'd get in this converted bus, full-length school bus, and
21:20the back half of it, they had taken all the seats out and they put in school desks.
21:24So what they would do is they'd put us in this bus, and we'd drive from Calabasas.
21:28You know this city.
21:29It's about an hour and a half to get through traffic all the way into the city, where all
21:34the culturally relevant sites are, the museums and whatnot.
21:37So they thought, we're going to expose these kids to museums, but on the way there, in
21:41this stifling traffic, we're going to run through classes in the back of the bus.
21:46Kind of creative, but these dirty hippies came up with, like, I mean, that's like, that's
21:51like a really freaky idea to have.
21:52What were the subjects?
21:53Were they the typical subjects?
21:55We did cover some of the basics, but, um, you, there were, uh, there were some interesting
21:59electives, one of which, uh, was massage, which I signed up for.
22:08Some days you give, some days you take.
22:12Were the teachers massaging you?
22:15The teaching process, um, was, was a little dodgy.
22:21Um, I mean, they weren't freak-offs, Jimmy, I'll tell you that, okay?
22:25Um, but they were thorough.
22:28At any point, did you have to massage the teachers?
22:32Mostly.
22:35That's not true.
22:36Were any of your teachers named Jeffrey or Epstein?
22:44No.
22:45No, okay.
22:46It's a miracle you can read.
22:48I, I...
22:49It's not fantastic.
22:52Was there sex education besides the massage situation at the, on the, uh, in the school?
22:57For some of the older kids, yes.
22:58Eighth grade, I guess eighth grade is right about that.
23:01Uh, my, my, my, my daughters, one is, uh, 19, one is 14.
23:05So the, the eighth grader, I, I did, I did just, um, I did just talk to Maple about, about
23:13sex, as a matter of fact, about a year ago.
23:17Um, I just wanted to make sure she was getting, she's in a more traditional school.
23:20Um, uh, and, and so...
23:24It doesn't move.
23:25Yeah.
23:26There's no wheels on this.
23:27Don't have to inflate this school.
23:29Um, but, uh, I did, I did, I did ask her how that's going.
23:33Does, does she, does she have any questions or is she all up to date?
23:39Um...
23:39Hoping for the latter?
23:41Yeah, because I didn't want to tell her anything that I don't need to, you know.
23:44Um, but I think maybe she sensed that this was an uncomfortable area for me.
23:48So I think she played dumb and she's like, yeah, I'm not positive on a bunch of stuff.
23:54Do you have any, uh, so she kind of baited me now that I'm thinking about it.
23:58And, and so, so I walked her through the steps, you know, and kept waiting for her to kind
24:05of cut me off, like, hey, I got that part.
24:08Um, and she didn't for the most part.
24:10And I did find myself getting to the portion of, um, I can tell you guys, because you're
24:19not 13, but, you know, when, when they're, when the release happens, right, which is a
24:26necessary component, right, you don't want to be saying the word ejaculate to your daughter,
24:33right?
24:33That's like, that, that's not a great term.
24:35There's a lot of description with that that I didn't want to get into.
24:38So what, what I, what I did, I said, when the male member is inside of the woman's member,
24:50I think, I said, uh, it's, it's so lovely.
24:55There, there is so much love.
24:59Like starting to sweat.
25:01Just think about it.
25:01I said, I said, to avoid that term.
25:04I said, I said, I said, the penis just screams.
25:16And it's the equivalent of the penis just yelling, I love you.
25:22And then that, it, it, it yells the love into the woman and, and then you get, you get
25:28you, baby.
25:30You get, you should write a children's book.
25:35For sure.
25:37Wow.
25:38All right.
25:38We're going to mop up.
25:39We're going to take a break.
25:41Everybody have a smoke.
25:43Is available to talk to your children if need be.
25:56So you, you meet these people, uh, married people.
26:00It's mostly for married people.
26:02The reporter was saying, uh, who are, uh, very happy.
26:07And they want to stay in their, in their healthy marriages, but they're also down to like people
26:17that they've never met before in St. Louis.
26:19So you can spice it without, you know, creating commitments or spice what?
26:30Spice your life.
26:31Spice it up.
26:33That is Jason Bateman on the DTF St. Louis, a new show from this Sunday on HBO and HBO Max.
26:40Um, it's a really good show.
26:42It's really, really, really, really, really good.
26:44I got the first four episodes.
26:45I watched them all immediately.
26:48I need the others now.
26:49Yeah, yeah.
26:50I don't want to wait a month for the rest.
26:52We are equal fans of this genius, Steve Conrad, who is the writer-director behind this thing.
26:58Explain what the show is about, because I don't want to, I don't know what I can say.
27:01Well, uh, you can tell from the title.
27:04It is, uh, it is a, it is a show, uh, that is, uh, it's, it has to do with,
27:09with, um...
27:13Screaming?
27:14There's a lot of, there's a lot of, a lot of member screaming.
27:17Mm-hmm.
27:17Um, but Hollywood's been chasing me down to do, uh, more erotic sort of, um, thrift.
27:24Is that right?
27:25Is that right?
27:30There are some scenes.
27:32I was, Molly, my wife, and I were watching it, and she's like,
27:34I'm getting uncomfortable watching Jason in this sex scene.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Well, I had my pants off.
27:39I was not uncomfortable at all.
27:41You were ready.
27:42Um, you know, what you'll find here is, despite the title, like, there's, the only nudity in
27:49it are, like, pictures of, um, screaming members.
27:54That's it.
27:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:55Uh, there's...
27:56No, it's not particularly dirty.
27:58Yeah, it's not titillating or all, at all, it's not, it's not like some, you know, Cinemax
28:02type of, you know, uh, it's, uh, Linda Carlini and I don't even kiss in it.
28:07Um, we, we, but we, but we do other things.
28:10Yeah.
28:10Anyway, um, it's, uh, it's really about, um, these three people, David Harbour and I
28:17play, play best buddies, and, and he's married to Linda Carlini, and I'm, I'm in a sexless,
28:23loveless marriage, as is he.
28:24I talk him into joining this, this, this DTF St. Louis site that is for married people that,
28:31that want to maybe stray, um, and, uh, and, and, uh, I, I end up sleeping with his wife.
28:39He ends up dead, and so the cops come looking for me, because they find out about the affair.
28:42Like, you learn all this stuff in, like, the first 15 minutes, so I'm not spoiling anything.
28:46Yeah.
28:46But it's told in this incredible, um, uh, non-linear sort of braiding of timelines and going back and
28:55forth, and it's, it's so exciting and, and fun and satisfying to watch.
29:00Uh, trying to figure out who killed him, who's behind it, um, and also really kind of exploring
29:07how broken and vulnerable these people are.
29:10What, what the superpower of this show is, is that everybody is so, um, sort of, um, human
29:16and, and, and open that it's so cringy to watch how, how sweet and decent these people are trying
29:24to incorporate a little bit of a spicier lane into their life.
29:27It's like, it's something we all kind of think about, but these, these sweet ding-dongs,
29:32they, they go for it.
29:33And it's, and it's not, it's not comfortable.
29:36I think the one thing you forgot to mention is that your character's a local weatherman.
29:41Which makes everything better.
29:42Yeah.
29:42Just to start with.
29:43Yeah, yeah, I play this, yeah, weatherman in St. Louis, and, and he's, uh, definitely out
29:48of his league here.
29:48He rides around on this, um, this, um, three-wheel bike.
29:54Everywhere.
29:55Did you, I could see you doing this.
29:58Yeah.
29:59Yeah, right?
29:59Yeah, it seems sensible, doesn't it?
30:01Yeah.
30:01I do sensible things.
30:02No, it's, uh, now, you know, you look at that and you go, oh, it's a comedy.
30:05But then, like, there's this death and there's this investigation.
30:09So it's kind of like a drama and there's danger in it.
30:12But it is, it is, I, this is going to be the clip.
30:16It is nothing.
30:17It is like, you can't figure out what the genre of this show is in the best way.
30:22I, I couldn't recommend it.
30:24It's very Steve Conrad.
30:25Yeah.
30:25If you watched any of his previous shows, it's, yeah.
30:29There's something that happens in, I think, the third or fourth episode that if you looked
30:35at it on paper, you go, this is the dumbest idea ever.
30:40Yeah.
30:41Do you know what I'm talking about?
30:42And that keeps, and that keeps, no, because there's so many of those.
30:45There's one, one special.
30:47I want to hear what that is.
30:48One special musical moment.
30:50Yeah, yeah.
30:50Oh, the musical moment.
30:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:52Which exists in this show and yet it doesn't knock you out of it into, like, some weird,
30:56like, somehow all this craziness exists in something that's so grounded.
31:01You will, it'll break your heart, but you'll also just be, it's so pleasurable how inventive
31:08and unique it is.
31:08You know, it's funny, I feel like, because we've talked about the show before, before
31:12I'd seen it, you talk about it like you're not in it.
31:16Yeah.
31:16Like, you are, like, admiring it in a way that, you know you're in it, right?
31:20No, I, but.
31:21Yeah.
31:21No, I get it.
31:22I understand, because you watched him direct it and write it and put it all together.
31:26It's like I'm treating myself to, like, oh, I wish I could be in that show, you know?
31:32I got some really good news for you.
31:34You're in it.
31:35Yeah.
31:35DTF Daniels, premiere Sunday night, 8th deal and 8th deal max.
31:40Jason Bateman, everybody.
31:41Thank you, Jason.
31:42We'll be back with Tony Kim.
31:57Tomorrow on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Sterling K. Brown and Dave Burr, a.k.a. Little Dicky with Benny Blanca.
32:04Also, next week, Governor Gavin Newsom, Zach Braff and Donald Faisal, Irvin Magic Johnson, and music from the Head and
32:13the Heart and Tyler Ballgame.
32:22Hi there, we'll be back.
32:24Our next guest just returned from a trip to Italy with a shiny new souvenir around her neck.
32:30She is a two-time gold medalist, one-time silver medalist in the sport of snowboarding.
32:35Please welcome Chloe Kim.
32:52Thanks for coming.
32:53It's great to have you here.
32:54Where's your medal?
32:55Did the president take it from you?
32:58My mom took it from me.
33:00She did?
33:00Yeah.
33:01Does she hang on to them for you?
33:02She does.
33:03Do you not trust yourself with them?
33:06I don't think she trusts me with them.
33:09When you fly back from Italy, do they make you run it through the medal detector?
33:16Yeah, and it's always a thing.
33:18Really?
33:18It's always a thing because on the x-ray, it shows up as this big, like, black foreign object.
33:24There's no definition or anything.
33:27Right.
33:27And so everyone's alarmed, naturally.
33:30And so they'll pull my back to the side, and they're like, do you have anything sharp?
33:34Like, no.
33:36And when they pull it out, do they get excited?
33:38Well, then, this time around, I got used to it, right?
33:41Because I brought two other ones home.
33:43Yeah.
33:43And so, and so this time, I beat him to it.
33:52I was like, is it the big, black thing?
33:54And he's like, yes.
33:56I'm like, it's a medal.
33:58He's like, what kind of medal?
33:59Like, it's an Olympic medal.
34:00And he's like, really?
34:02I'm like, yeah.
34:03And then he pulls that out.
34:04He's like, that's really cool.
34:05Congratulations.
34:06And then I'm good.
34:08Better than most of the stuff they pull out of you with that.
34:10Did your mom come to Italy with you?
34:12She did.
34:13She did.
34:14Was that good, having mom there?
34:15Of course.
34:15I love my mom.
34:17I love my mom.
34:18She's my best friend.
34:19And I feel like now I'm at the age where she's truly my best friend, where she'll, like,
34:23come into my room and we'll just gossip.
34:24Oh, really?
34:25Yeah, it's great.
34:26Did you guys gossip about, did you see that Norwegian biathlete who confessed that he cheated
34:31on his girlfriend?
34:32Is that something, like, that you guys talk about in the village and whatnot?
34:35Oh, yeah.
34:36We're sending each other reels, TikToks, like, we're tuned in.
34:40Oh, wow.
34:41Yeah.
34:41Okay.
34:42I mean, it's nice, because I feel like everyone's so stressed about their competition, rightfully
34:46so.
34:46So it's nice when you can, like, unwind and just doom scroll.
34:50Did you see that guy?
34:52No.
34:53Oh.
34:53I would imagine everyone was looking for him, probably.
34:56I definitely have questions.
34:58You do, yeah.
34:59I think we all have a lot of questions.
35:00If I find him.
35:01Yeah.
35:01As far as the event goes, have you watched yourself?
35:04Have you watched your performance yet?
35:05No.
35:06You haven't.
35:06Can we watch a little bit?
35:07Yes, please.
35:08I'd love to.
35:09All right.
35:09So we've got some slow motion here.
35:12Now, you had a dislocated shoulder while you're doing this, correct?
35:16Yes, unfortunately.
35:17How important is the shoulder in when it's, wow, look at that.
35:22Do you even know which way is up and down when you're, I'm not kidding.
35:28Like, do you know where you are in the sky?
35:30Not really.
35:32How do you know you're coming down properly?
35:36I think, I don't know.
35:38I think for me, as long as I see snow and I'm right side up, I know I'm good.
35:43Yeah.
35:44Yeah.
35:44Yeah.
35:44Okay.
35:45So you're seeing the sky and then the snow and, like, you're very aware of all that.
35:50Yeah.
35:50Now, your boyfriend is Miles Garrett, who is the great player for the Cleveland Browns.
35:56In fact, defensive player of the year in the NFL this year.
35:59Had the most sacks of any player in a single season ever.
36:04How did you meet him?
36:06We met through a friend, actually, our physical therapist.
36:10He connected us.
36:11Oh, that's good.
36:13Okay.
36:13And I've known this friend for years.
36:16We met back in 2018.
36:17So he's, like, my brother.
36:19And he was like, I think I know a good guy for you.
36:22Had he fixed you up with anyone before?
36:24No.
36:24No.
36:25So he's twisting Miles up and stuff and he's twisting you up and he's like, these two would
36:29really work out together.
36:32Yeah.
36:33Had you seen, are you a football fan?
36:35No.
36:35No.
36:37Had you seen Miles play before you started dating?
36:40Unintentionally, yes, because, so, same friend that introduced us, he was like, oh, yeah, come
36:45to a football game, like, you know, they're playing the Rams.
36:48And I'm like, okay, cool.
36:49And he was like, yeah, our client's playing.
36:51And I'm like, cool.
36:53And, um, I don't know, I think he said his name, but I thought he said Martin Garrix.
36:59So the whole time I was at the game, I was waiting for him to perform.
37:03Uh-huh, yeah.
37:04DJ.
37:05Right.
37:05So I was like, okay, well, someone's singing the national anthem in the beginning.
37:09Okay, that makes sense.
37:10And then halftime comes around and I'm like, where's Martin Garrix?
37:14And I later find out that we were there to see Miles and not Martin.
37:18And then you and Miles met, obviously, you hit it off.
37:22He came with you to the Olympics, which was nice.
37:24He was there cheering you on.
37:26Does he snowboard at all?
37:27No.
37:27No.
37:28He's not allowed to.
37:28He's not allowed to, right?
37:29Right, exactly.
37:30Are you allowed to play football professionally?
37:32Um.
37:33You could do whatever you want, right?
37:35I think I'd be pretty good.
37:40Do you now like watching, going to the games?
37:43Do you understand the rules of football?
37:45A little bit.
37:46Okay.
37:46So my first game, I was so confused because I, again, don't know anything about football.
37:51And so I'm like, oh, my gosh, like, why isn't Miles playing?
37:55I, now I'm invested because my boyfriend, I'm like, is he hurt?
37:58Why isn't he out there?
37:59Where's 95?
38:00And so I'm asking his friends, and they're like, oh, it's because he's not on right now.
38:05And I'm like, why?
38:05And he's like, well, it's offense.
38:08And I'm like, okay, so why, what does that mean?
38:11Why isn't he playing right now?
38:12And they're like, well, he's on defense.
38:13And I'm like, okay, like, what's the difference?
38:17Like, I don't, like, I'm like, I feel like they're doing the same things, but, like, I don't know what's
38:21happening.
38:22So you're very new to football.
38:24No idea.
38:25And even now, I'll only watch him play when, even when he's watching other games, I'm on my phone.
38:31I got you.
38:32Yeah, well, yeah, sure.
38:33All right.
38:33So there's a post on social media.
38:39Now, this is from the game.
38:42And this is very cute.
38:44Here's.
38:44Don't fall for it, guys.
38:46This is Miles.
38:47It's not real.
38:49This did not happen.
38:51No.
38:52Some lunatic decided to use AI or Photoshop or whatever, probably AI, to make it seem like he'd proposed to
39:00you at the Olympics.
39:01Okay, can we point some things out real quick?
39:03I know it might be hard for you guys to see it in the audience.
39:06One, I already have a ring on in this finger, on my wedding finger.
39:09Okay.
39:10Two, he's wearing sunglasses.
39:11I don't want my man to propose to me with sunglasses.
39:19That's good for him to know now, but that would not give any of us any clues as to whether
39:23this was real.
39:24I mean, it looks pretty real.
39:26So how did you find out about this?
39:29Through Lindsey Vonn.
39:31Lindsey Vonn saw it?
39:33I hope she doesn't get mad on me for sharing this, but she texts me.
39:36She's like, oh, my gosh, congrats.
39:38And I'm like, oh, thank you.
39:40But you already congratulated me for my medal, so like, oh, thanks again.
39:44And she's like, on the engagement.
39:46I'm like, what?
39:48And so I Google, like, Chloe Kim engagement, and I see this.
39:52And then my mom calls me, and she's like, oh, my gosh, Chloe, ha ha, I saw that AI picture
39:57of you getting proposed to.
39:58Oh, your mom knew?
39:59Yeah.
40:00My mom's so, like, she's on it.
40:03How did she know?
40:04She was like, you would never wear something like that.
40:06Oh.
40:12So, all right, so I'm going to ask you a question for Miles, because, you know, this is sometimes confusing
40:16for men.
40:16And I don't know if this put any pressure on your relationship, but this, um, there's a close-up of
40:21the ring that he didn't actually give you.
40:23If he does give you one, is this big enough?
40:26Oh, my gosh, yes, of course.
40:29Well, I don't know.
40:30I feel like that's pretty big.
40:31I guess, yeah.
40:33I think.
40:33I have no idea, honestly.
40:36I think, I think getting engaged is such a beautiful thing.
40:41Uh-huh.
40:41And I think if you find the right person, I mean, this is how I feel about it, any, anything
40:46works.
40:46Like, it could be a ring pop.
40:48I don't care.
40:48Oh, wow.
40:49Wow, Miles.
40:55Really, I'm going to, I would like to put that on a plaque and send that to every home in
41:00America.
41:01Yeah.
41:03Well, congratulations on, not on the, um, not on everything.
41:06Congratulations on the real things that happened.
41:09You did really win the silver medal, right?
41:11I think so.
41:11Okay, good.
41:12All right.
41:13All right.
41:13Well, uh, thank you for being here.
41:15Chloe Kim, everybody.
41:16Our U.S. Olympic champion.
41:25Well, that was fun.
41:27Thanks to Jason Bateman and Chloe Kim.
41:29Apologies to Matt Damon.
41:30We ran out of time for him.
41:31Nightline is next.
41:32Join us tomorrow night with Sterling K. Brown, Dave Little Dickie Bird, and Benny Blanco.
41:37Good night.
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