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Made in Chelsea Season 31 Episode 9
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00:00I don't think I can actually be happier right now.
00:02And I just love you so much.
00:04Oh, I love you too.
00:06She actually said that there's nothing romantic there
00:08and there never was.
00:09But I can't help but replaying moments in my head.
00:12Like, sending me texts like, I'm craving you.
00:14It sounds like she's painted a very different picture
00:17outside of what's actually happened.
00:19I don't even know how we can be friends at this point.
00:20Inga, you can't actually have...
00:22I'm not leading you on.
00:23No, I'm not saying you have...
00:23No, I'm not saying you have...
00:24No, I'm done with it, I'm done with it.
00:26Chugs and I had a kiss in Scotland.
00:28Listen, I think it's an absolute bang that I've ordered from Chugs.
00:30I think it shows a blatant lack of respect.
00:32We've had one kiss and look at the backlash.
00:35I think you're like the forbidden fruit, don't I?
00:37The one rule is you don't go there with your friends' exes.
00:39You know that rule.
00:40I'm gonna get some there, mate,
00:42because it's all going a bit much for me.
00:48Say yes to life.
00:49Do you want me to want it?
00:50Hey, big cuddles.
00:51I kind of regret getting angry about it.
00:53Sam, can you let me talk?
00:54I have my opinions based on your actions.
00:56It just makes it a bit more fun when it's secretive.
00:58He wiped the fall with me, he made me cry.
01:01How did he know you were on a date?
01:03It is hard.
01:04Because she's bad news.
01:06There might be a huge possibility that this friendship's over.
01:09In the...
01:19In the...
01:20It's really good.
01:20Are you ready?
01:23Are you ready?
01:24Are you ready?
01:24Are you ready to go
01:26generally
01:41Happy birthday, Matt.
01:43Oh, thank you.
01:46Yours, Elise. I'm going up to net.
01:49Right, Jules, go.
01:58Xenia, you actually look like a stylist today.
02:00Oh, actually? She's indeed.
02:02You look like a fashionista.
02:03It's just so cool.
02:04Is she growing?
02:05Guys, keep telling you more. It really helps when you go.
02:07The single glow is just so cool.
02:08The single glow is definitely the single glow.
02:10The Chugs glow.
02:11Mmm.
02:12I'm a big fan of Chugs, you know.
02:13You guys have gone quite friendly recently, haven't you?
02:15Yeah, he's been calling recently about the whole...
02:16You guys just did not really like each other.
02:18No, really not. He's just a lovely guy.
02:19He is really sweet.
02:20Let's see what you see in him.
02:21Sam.
02:22What do you see in him?
02:24Guys.
02:25Big, big cuddles.
02:27Stop.
02:27Do you guys still speak?
02:29Yeah, we speak, like, quite a bit, actually.
02:32When he was skiing, he faced something,
02:34apparently he was really, really shocked,
02:35so I'm glad I didn't answer because I didn't...
02:36God, what was I doing?
02:37What did I say?
02:38Oh, you should have answered.
02:39I know, but I was out.
02:41It might have been, like, really good.
02:43He does get...
02:44Drunk words are sober thoughts,
02:45so he might have been like,
02:47I love you.
02:47Yeah.
02:48That's what I live.
02:49If he asked you out on a date, would you go?
02:52Yeah, probably.
02:53He did say that, like,
02:56if all the Tristan and my ex and all that stuff went involved,
02:58that he'd want to go there.
03:01Like, not knowing...
03:02It's kind of like having a crush at school, that kind of vibe.
03:03Like...
03:04Yeah, like the...
03:06Oh, God.
03:06It's also a bit like...
03:08Ooh, a bit naughty.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Yeah, that's what it is.
03:11He actually said that to me,
03:12he was like, you're the forbidden fruit.
03:13Yeah.
03:13I was like, that's quite funny.
03:14I think you should go on a date.
03:16I agree.
03:17On my hands?
03:18I'm going to be like,
03:18hey, do you want to go on a date?
03:19To be honest, he's probably...
03:20Yeah, maybe he should.
03:21What do you think he would say
03:22if you were the one that was guiding?
03:23I'm not going to do that.
03:24Imagine.
03:24Imagine.
03:26I've actually got a meeting to get to,
03:27so I'm going to love and leave you.
03:29Bye, Zay.
03:30And pleasure, of course.
03:31See you later.
03:32Bye, Zay.
03:32Bye.
03:33She looks incredible.
03:34She's so cool.
03:37What do we think about Chugs and Zayno?
03:39I think they both just need to...
03:41I think we just bring them together.
03:44How?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Hi.
03:46We find a location,
03:47we get Chugs there,
03:49you get Zayno there.
03:50Are we going to tell them
03:51that the other person's going to be there?
03:52We're just getting drinks.
03:54Chugs, we're going to hang out.
03:55And then we just won't be there.
03:56And then we're there,
03:56and then just walk in.
03:57What are you doing here?
03:58Wait, what?
03:59I'm meeting Liv.
04:00This is amazing.
04:03God, I've missed you.
04:13Oh!
04:13So good.
04:18Uh...
04:19Yeah!
04:22Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
04:24Oh, thank you.
04:25John!
04:27No, I feel little to no shame losing to these two.
04:30You're freakishly good at tennis,
04:32and at least you're very tall.
04:33You've been away, no?
04:34You've been away loads recently.
04:36I know. I've been back in Switzerland, yeah, skiing.
04:38How was? So good, thank you.
04:39You were with your mum, weren't you?
04:41Yeah. How's everything going?
04:43I mean, it is... She has got terminal cancer
04:46and it's, like, spread, basically, essentially.
04:48So she can't have treatment or anything
04:51because it's, like, too far gone.
04:53Sometimes she's absolutely fine, and then other times she's not.
04:56It's just... It's a lot to deal with in my head.
04:59I think about it all the time.
05:01My mum's everything to me, so...
05:04Yay! Love you, Elise.
05:06We love you so much. Everything's good.
05:08You're such a strong person.
05:10Yeah, it's tough, so...
05:12I think that's why not much bothers me
05:14when something, like, that big is going on in my head.
05:18All the time, I have, like, good days, bad days.
05:21It's up and down.
05:22Use us on your bad days.
05:24We're always about, aren't we, guys?
05:26Are you sure, Kim?
05:27I might use this to my advantage now.
05:30You're a good chef, aren't you?
05:32And I'll be like, oh, you're sad, Kim.
05:34Oh, oh, using me, then.
05:35You have to be on one of your bad days, though.
05:37Aren't you in, like, the worst mood?
05:38I'm having a really bad day today.
05:45Look at you around all these beautiful women.
05:52You look amazing.
05:53I can't believe you've planned a whole surprise party
05:56when you've literally just given birth.
05:57I've had no sleep, so I'm actually surprised
05:59it's gone this well, to be fair.
06:00Like, I'm exhausted.
06:02You don't look like I had no sleep.
06:03How is mum life?
06:05Oh, my God, it's the best thing in the world.
06:07I feel like life hasn't even happened, you know,
06:10until he was born.
06:11Even, like, with Sam, I feel like the relationship
06:13we had before having Duke, completely different.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Like, that's not even a thing anymore.
06:17Do you feel like you love him even more?
06:20Is it different?
06:21I mean, she's like, Alice's like,
06:23he's pissing me off every day.
06:24I mean, ask me when I'm not hormonal.
06:27No, of course.
06:28Like, seeing him love Duke makes me love him so much more.
06:31Yeah.
06:32But it's just...
06:33Has Sam been, like, helpful with, like,
06:34in the night, taking care of...
06:36Who gets up?
06:38I mean, I think we'd have conflicting stories on this one.
06:41I would say I'd take the lion's share of the night.
06:43I think, like, subconsciously,
06:45I feel like a lot of added pressure as well
06:47because of, obviously, Sam's health.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Like, he's always extremely tired,
06:50and I feel like I'm just having to be, like,
06:52hyper-aware of that.
06:53Yeah.
06:54It's just the romance side, like.
06:56There isn't any at the moment.
06:57He literally watched me come out of the bathroom
07:00in an adult nappy.
07:01Literally.
07:01Literally.
07:03I'm really impressed with you guys.
07:05I'm surprised that you actually managed to keep this from me.
07:07What actually happened to your face?
07:09Rugby.
07:09Then I hit my head again when I was skiing,
07:11and it all flared up again.
07:12So you're not good at rugby, and you can't ski?
07:15That's what you said.
07:16Yeah, not good.
07:17Is Duke going to be playing rugby anytime soon, or...?
07:19Probably not.
07:20He's three weeks old.
07:21I can't even call you.
07:22I think he'd be a little rugby lad.
07:23You've got some good height, do you?
07:25Absolutely not.
07:26No, he likes to look at his face.
07:29How is dad life going?
07:31I can't even imagine it, honestly.
07:32It is amazing,
07:34but nothing actually prepares you for, yeah, for fatherhood.
07:38Sleep deprivation is the biggest issue.
07:40And I think at times, because you're so tired, you become quite agitated, and that can easily lead to frustration
07:49with your partner.
07:50So, also, they put me on some different pain medication for my liver disease, and what that's led to is
07:57me being really, really drowsy and tired, and I think all day yesterday, we just did not speak.
08:02But I am scared for never, ever again having any me time, and me and Alice time.
08:08That's why nannies exist.
08:10Oh, the hardest years are yet to come.
08:11Isn't on three to four like hell?
08:13Yeah, that's when he goes to boarding school.
08:16Boarding, kindergarten, yeah.
08:19Anyway, how are things with you?
08:21You went skiing, no?
08:22Yeah, I was, I'm...
08:22You can enjoy that while you can.
08:23Yeah, it was nice.
08:24Good break.
08:25Xeno come?
08:27Direct.
08:28No, not yet, not yet.
08:29Maybe.
08:30Not yet?
08:30Maybe one day.
08:31So, what's your situation at the moment, then?
08:33Because I've heard a few rumours that you've cried.
08:34Well, to be honest, like, so I bumped into Trist at Xeno's party, and it was quite, I thought it
08:40was quite a good adult conversation initially, but I've been hearing that he's been saying to other people that he
08:45wiped the floor with me,
08:46he made me cry.
08:48I've heard that as well.
08:49I don't know if I cried or not.
08:50I don't know, I had a big week that week.
08:51Like, I cry all the time, and I'm not afraid, and I'm not upset about crying.
08:54Look, I'm an emotional person.
08:56I always, always wear my heart on my sleeve, like, but for one of my best mates to be getting
09:01off on the fact that I'm upset, that doesn't sit well with me.
09:04Really put a sour taste in my mouth, and I'm sort of just quite bothered in that.
09:07In that case, go for Xeno.
09:11I never tried to pursue Xeno in that way before.
09:15You do like her, though.
09:16Every time we talk about her, you're giggling, and, like, but you're doing it now.
09:20Honestly, mate, I think you've got nothing to lose.
09:29Oh, oh.
09:30Oh, we are good.
09:32It's sustained an injury, little chip over.
09:34Go on, go on.
09:36Yes.
09:39Touchdown!
09:39I knew you were going to do that.
09:44What happened with Stephanie?
09:46Did you have a romantic weekend with her?
09:48Those two days were, like, very intense.
09:51But neither of us want to get married.
09:53I'm just going to have a bit of fun.
09:54Fine.
09:54It's all lighthearted.
09:55For her to be okay with that, that's quite impressive.
09:57Yeah.
09:57Well, I mean, like I said, there's one of the advances of dating old women.
10:00They just go with the flow, and they're like, look, I've had my time.
10:04I've had my serious relationship.
10:05She's not on death's door, mate.
10:06She's not.
10:07I've had my time.
10:07It's like, this is the final one.
10:08I'm just grateful to be outside.
10:10Walking around, breathing air.
10:11Yeah, she doesn't know how long she's got left.
10:12She can walk.
10:12She's got both hips.
10:13It's great.
10:13You know, yeah.
10:14Every day could be a loss.
10:15Fine.
10:16Okay.
10:16What's new with you, bro?
10:18What's new with me?
10:19Not a lot, really.
10:20Any update on Chugs?
10:22No comments on Chugs.
10:23I think he's really out of this whole situation.
10:25I think so have I.
10:25I know why he hasn't reached out.
10:28He heard that apparently after the Green Tire event, you went home and said that you wiped
10:36the floor with him, and that you were chuffed that he was upset.
10:39He's heard that from someone.
10:41Had a conversation with Harvey.
10:42Had a conversation with Jules.
10:43But in no way, shape, or form could that ever be interpreted as me bragging about him being
10:47upset.
10:47Well, he seems to believe it.
10:48He's very cup about it.
10:49Like, when we met up and had, like, a lad's chat, he's like, I'm kind of now done with
10:55it, you know?
10:57Like, what am I supposed to do?
10:59Like, I'm not going to sit there and relish in the fact that Chugs has cocked up.
11:02He's a guy I've known for six years.
11:03I've introduced him to everyone in this group.
11:05I've been championing him for weeks.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Does he fancy Jules?
11:08Has he been a dick to Philip?
11:09All of those things, I've had his back.
11:11And if something so small can create such a big issue, like, it really puts a massive
11:15question mark over the friendship.
11:34This is lovely, you know, Sam.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Open your mouth.
11:37No, no, no.
11:38No, no.
11:38Ready, ready?
11:39Three, two, one.
11:40Oh, no, no.
11:41Left-handed.
11:42Maybe we'll do that.
11:43Never again.
11:43Yeah.
11:58You are not Sam Prince, are you?
12:01You're also not Liv?
12:02So you've been set.
12:03Oh, my God, are you joking?
12:06I've got Sam a beer.
12:08I mean, I will drink it.
12:09I mean, yeah, you don't mind beer anyway.
12:11No, I don't.
12:12I, uh...
12:13This is something for you guys.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:17Time to tuck into that forbidden fruit.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:24That is funny.
12:25I think that's very Sam-coded, actually.
12:27It's very Sam-coded.
12:29I think, I don't know.
12:30I don't know.
12:31I feel like people are trying to push us together a little bit.
12:33I know, and that stresses me out a little bit.
12:34It stresses me out a bit as well.
12:35And I like the pressure.
12:37I'm a massive overthinker.
12:38I'm so guilty of overthinking.
12:39Are you, as well?
12:41I'm not so guilty of what you do overthink.
12:41And that's great.
12:43But also, sometimes you need to just, like, who cares?
12:45Sometimes I sink on my own ship a little bit.
12:47100%.
12:48Let's just bring you back afloat.
12:52Oh, dear.
12:54Stop looking at my boobs.
12:56You're getting the boobs out for Liv.
12:58Yeah, obviously.
12:59Oh, and all the males that might be here.
13:00You're going to get jealous.
13:01I don't know how I'm sure about that.
13:04Maybe it'll make you want it more.
13:06Maybe.
13:06Do you want me to want it?
13:07I already do.
13:08I know you do.
13:11The stuff that's been going on with us the last few weeks,
13:14whatever, like the secrecy, it just makes it a bit more fun
13:17when it's secretive.
13:18Yeah, it comes back to the forbidden fruit stuff,
13:21doesn't it?
13:21It's Adam and Eve all over again.
13:23Adam and Eve walked so we could run, baby.
13:27Are you out there now?
13:31Are you out there now?
13:32Are you out there now?
13:32Somewhere in the cloud?
13:33Are you out there now?
13:35Played some tennis with the girls over there.
13:36That was lovely.
13:37Who is?
13:38Some balls.
13:39Jules, Jazz, and Elise.
13:42How's Elise doing?
13:43Not great.
13:44I mean, I didn't know about anything to do with her mum until then.
13:47Yeah, I actually know her mother.
13:48Yeah.
13:49And she's a lot of fun.
13:50Yeah, I want to do something nice for her.
13:51I really felt for her.
13:52She just, I saw it in her eyes.
13:54She was just going through a lot.
13:56She's just the nicest, just has, she's just such delight.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Also, it would be a great time as well.
14:01Was it a same game, maybe?
14:02No, no, no, no.
14:04Just a good deed.
14:05Yeah, yeah.
14:05Cool.
14:06What else were we put to right at the pub today?
14:08Chugs and Tristan have fallen out.
14:10Now they're at a point where they are going to have a conversation.
14:12So at least hopefully it'll be over.
14:14Why go round for round two?
14:16If I don't care, how can Tristan care?
14:17Yeah.
14:18I just think, if I'm honest, I think, I see Chugs and Zaynoy.
14:22There's a vibe.
14:22Sorry, there is.
14:24Do you think?
14:25Do you think?
14:25Yeah, yeah.
14:26I think like with Chugs, he's like a bit nervous because he's a little upset Tristan and the rest of
14:29the group.
14:30But I may have like said to Chugs, do you want to go for a drink?
14:33And then Livy messaged Zaynoy and said, hey, do you want to go for a drink?
14:35And we may have just kind of brought them together.
14:38No, you set them up.
14:39Yeah.
14:39No, that's good.
14:40You're a good wingman for Chugs.
14:41Exactly.
14:42Exactly.
14:43I am sorry.
14:44I'm not.
14:47I think with us, we've obviously been friends for a while.
14:50Yeah.
14:51You're fit.
14:52You are.
14:53No, you're like generally stunning.
14:55Oh, thanks very much.
15:03What?
15:04Tristan's mentioned to me.
15:05I think me to chat, Chugs, been hearing all sorts of wild things and it's about time we set the
15:10record straight.
15:10Let me know when you're free.
15:11Full stop.
15:12Full stop?
15:13All sorts of wild things.
15:15The only wild things that he can be talking about is he's heard that I'm upset that he's been saying
15:20these things about me.
15:21I don't think he's referring to that though.
15:22That's a very frosty.
15:24What other wilds?
15:24Oh, maybe he's talking about me.
15:25I'm talking about, I think he's talking about you and me, but I don't know what he's referring to about
15:29you and me.
15:30Because he's put a full stop then.
15:31It's a very frosty message.
15:32I feel like if it was to do with that, he'd be a lot nicer.
15:35Um, interesting observation.
15:38Are you fine or a bit stressed out?
15:42I get my head just in it, I guess.
15:44Now I'm just thinking about that.
15:46I understand he's obviously your friend and he's stressed, like it's just not nice to read the message like that.
15:49I think I see Tristan as like a bit of a big brother figure.
15:53So when he like tells me off or whatever, like I feel it a little bit more.
15:56I don't know why.
15:57I understand that, but I don't feel like it should affect how you live your life and what you're doing.
16:01And I think that is solely to do with you and me.
16:04He's trying to kind of stick a wedge in and be like...
16:07It's because he lives with your ex.
16:08It's unhelpful.
16:09It's shit.
16:10It's a small circle.
16:10That's what's annoying.
16:11My ex and his housemate should not affect how I operate or how you operate.
16:16It shouldn't, but regardless, I would like to hear him out for everything else that's been happening recently.
16:21Yeah, hear him out, just join back down.
16:36This is the part I won't be good at.
16:39So, Jude is going to sit...
16:42Hi, buddy.
16:44In here.
16:45And you've got him.
16:54Ah, there she is.
16:56Hello, sweetheart.
16:59How are you guys?
17:00Hi.
17:01Great.
17:02I miss you guys.
17:02Your hair looks amazing.
17:04Well, you're my hair in sweat, aren't you?
17:06Oh, good.
17:07How are you?
17:08I'm good.
17:09How are the babies?
17:10Really, really good.
17:10How old are they now?
17:12They are...
17:12Three in July.
17:13Three in July, yeah.
17:14That's wild to me, and I haven't seen you properly in two years?
17:18I mean, the last time we saw you, you were dating Sam, and that was the last time we saw
17:21you in London, then you went to Bali.
17:22I just got a text from him.
17:24You what? You slept with him?
17:25I got a text from him.
17:26Oh, I was like, my God.
17:27I was going to say it.
17:27Never in a million years, Olly.
17:29Well, you went out with him for, like, two years.
17:31No, I didn't.
17:32We blocked that out.
17:33We blocked that out.
17:34I never understood it personally.
17:36You just got a text from him.
17:37Yeah.
17:37Saying what?
17:38Can we go for a coffee?
17:39Why?
17:40Don't know, and I don't want to know.
17:42There's so much to unpack.
17:43I know.
17:44All the gossip.
17:44Well, no, we know the rumours.
17:46Everyone's like, oh, my God, it's now Inga and Jazz.
17:48But it's not that, is it?
17:49No.
17:50No?
17:50No.
17:51Why are you saying it like that, though?
17:53Because it's all just gotten really messy, and it's really sad, actually, what's happened.
17:58I was starting to hear comments from people saying that I'd misled her, and maybe it pissed me off,
18:04and I kind of regret getting angry about it, because we had this big blowout,
18:09and we've now taken a massive step back from each other.
18:12I mean, look, coming from Jazz's perspective, it's kind of like you sort of are treading
18:18on eggshells sometimes where you are trying to understand if there's signs that you could
18:22have a relationship with a person, and if they're the same inclination as you, that you
18:28can overanalyse things.
18:29So I think, and you are very tactile, so I think it could easily come across that way.
18:34And then obviously with heightened feelings, everyone is coming from side being like,
18:37well, I thought this was going one way, and it's not.
18:40Yeah.
18:40We had an argument about it, because I was hearing all these comments that I just,
18:46I had this whole narrative about my life that I just was so unaware of.
18:52And I was like, how has that gotten so misconstrued and so lost in translation?
18:58But I think it's because she was viewing it through her lens, and I was viewing it through
19:02my lens, and they were just completely different lenses.
19:04I don't know.
19:05It's just, it's so confusing.
19:06You seem exhausted by it.
19:07I am.
19:08I'm really tired by it.
19:09I am famous for girls falling for me, and I've always had that, and I've lost some of
19:15my best friends through it.
19:16Really?
19:17I've also...
19:17This is in the last 15 years.
19:19Like, I've lost, like, four people, because girls...
19:21You've become a bit obsessed with you.
19:22And I've really struggled.
19:24I have some of my bestest, bestest friends in the world, and they won't speak to me anymore.
19:27Because they can't.
19:29I don't want that to happen to me with jazz.
19:31Are you going to run off to Bali?
19:33I'm always going to go back to Bali, but I can't run away from my problems.
19:37I need...
19:38I know I need to sort this now, because I can't get to, like, a year or 10 years or
19:4415 years
19:44and think back and thought I lost that friendship because I didn't even make amends or try.
19:48I want to have some friendship.
19:52It can't be the one we had, but I would want to make a new one.
19:56There might be a huge possibility that this friendship's over.
20:00That really breaks my heart.
20:18So nice to see you in clinic instead of being at home.
20:22It's so nice to be out, isn't it?
20:25Yeah, any excuse to get out the house at the moment.
20:27Honestly, I know from experience having a baby on your relationship can be, like, so overwhelming, really challenging.
20:35Who had more sleep last night?
20:37You.
20:37Oh, God.
20:39Oh, don't.
20:39Sam, did you do any of the feeds?
20:41No, no, no, but I actually fell asleep at 3 a.m.
20:44You were asleep all the way till 3 a.m.
20:45I mean, like...
20:46No, I wasn't.
20:46You always say you were asleep.
20:48Sam, you might have to hike down.
20:49Alice is hormonal.
20:50She's breastfeeding your child.
20:52Don't compare timings on feeding ever.
20:56Timings on sleep ever.
20:58When was the last time you put a sterilizing run on?
21:02Actually, yeah, you did a sterilizing.
21:04But, darling, if we get into this,
21:06this could take a turn about workload,
21:09because we're both trying to do the best we can.
21:11I don't not recognize what you're doing.
21:13I do.
21:14It's just, like, sterilizing four times a day when I need a wee.
21:18I want to eat.
21:19Duke's about to start crying again because he wants to feed,
21:21and all I'm doing is constantly sterilizing.
21:23I just feel like I could easily make the comments that I do all the admin.
21:27I do all the everything, you know.
21:29I don't know how to even explain it.
21:31Oh, my God, I'm just so hormonal.
21:32Darling, it's fine.
21:33This is normal.
21:36Oh, honey, I'm just going to give you a little bit of a mist.
21:40It's okay, love.
21:42I'm sorry.
21:44I know.
21:49Are you okay?
21:50You're okay.
21:51I hear you.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55I hear you part like I'm losing half of me.
22:17I love these glasses, Inge.
22:18Do you like them?
22:19It's giving very professional, you're about to go to the office.
22:23Guys, I can't believe I don't need them.
22:28Another news in, I messaged Inge.
22:30What?
22:31Yeah.
22:32Did she reply to you?
22:33No, not a peep.
22:34Really?
22:34Not an actual peep.
22:35Honestly, I'm really not surprised.
22:36It was obviously a nice, it was a nicely put message.
22:38Yeah.
22:39I ran it through chat with GBT a few times, and we came up with a really good message.
22:43Maybe next time you see her, say it to her in person.
22:45Oh, yeah.
22:46Inge!
22:46Hello!
22:48Did you get my text?
22:50It's me!
23:01I've got something very special for you.
23:03Oh, my God, look at this.
23:05Uh-huh.
23:06Double denim.
23:08Stop it, you've done a fondue.
23:10Yeah, it's good.
23:11That is so sweet.
23:12Hello.
23:13How are you?
23:14I'm good.
23:15I'm good.
23:16I just brought a bit of Switzerland to London.
23:18And I've been quite homesick.
23:19Have you?
23:20I have.
23:20It's, like, so sweet.
23:22No, my Uber driver hates me because of the amount of hot cheese that I spill in his car.
23:27Wait, I want to try it.
23:28Try the cheese.
23:32Right?
23:32That's actually really good.
23:33Right?
23:34Mm-hmm.
23:34Yeah, thanks very much.
23:36You know I go to Switzerland all the time.
23:37Yeah?
23:38Yeah, I'm basically more Switzerland than you are.
23:40This is a flumly schlumly.
23:43Great, is it alcohol?
23:44Yeah.
23:45What is it?
23:46A schnoops?
23:46What did you say?
23:47It's not schnoops, it's schnapps.
23:49Ready?
23:51You've caught that everywhere.
23:52There you go.
23:53There's a flumly schlumly for you.
23:54How are we meant to drink this now?
23:56I have no idea.
23:57I didn't think that for an advance.
23:59This is very cute.
24:01It reminds me of home.
24:02We used to do this every Sunday.
24:04Instead of a roast, we'd have, we used to have a carnotte in our house.
24:07So you'd go, like, underground into a cave and we'd either have raclette or fondue as a family every Sunday.
24:13That's how I grew up.
24:14And jeez.
24:15Jealous.
24:16Wait, what's your mum like?
24:17I want to know more about her.
24:18My mum?
24:19Oh my god.
24:19Pam is one of the girls.
24:20You can tell my mum anything and everything.
24:22She's, like, the life of the party.
24:25Even with what she's going through, and it's been going on for a long time.
24:28Even when I was younger, she went to a special clinic in Salzburg.
24:32I kid you not, she would go down in her sparkly Uggs, bright pink lipstick.
24:36She'd have a little handbag and she'd sit there and she'd be, like, studying something and, like, reading books.
24:41And she's always, like, sleep when you're dead.
24:43Go out.
24:44Have fun.
24:45Do this.
24:45Do that.
24:46Say yes to life.
24:47And I always live by that motto.
24:48It's why I live, like, 100 miles per hour.
24:51Yeah.
24:51As long as I don't tolerate, like, small shit.
24:53Just get over it.
24:54Little shit, yeah.
24:55But in all seriousness, this is so sweet.
24:57Like, no one's done anything like this for me for, honestly, a very long time.
25:02Really?
25:02Yeah, I mean that.
25:03It's very thoughtful.
25:04I appreciate that.
25:06Of course.
25:07You deserve some thought with everything you're going through.
25:19I'll tell you what is nice is Alice and Abby being friends again.
25:22They go back so far.
25:23Yeah, I mean, it's crazy that they've known each other all this time.
25:26And, yeah, we haven't really known about it.
25:28I know.
25:28It's a small world, isn't it?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Very small world.
25:31Thank you for inviting me, Dan.
25:33It's all right.
25:34I was expecting Duke to be here.
25:36Alice and I were actually debating this morning whether she took him or I had him in a baby carrier.
25:41Navigating it has all been fun.
25:43The sleep deprivation has not been fun.
25:45I've got that.
25:46Yeah.
25:47So how are things with you and Alice?
25:49They're good.
25:51I mean, as a general, it's just like I say, it's the sleep deprivation on top of it makes even
25:58the smallest little bumps a little bit more like mountains.
26:03You listen to the problems.
26:04They're trivial, right?
26:05Bottles being sterilized.
26:07Who's had more sleep?
26:09But it is hard.
26:12Yeah.
26:12I mean, she actually started crying about the bottles being sterilized, but she wasn't crying about the bottles being sterilized.
26:20She was crying about how she's so overwhelmed.
26:24And I see it and I understand it.
26:27Trouble is, like, from a female perspective, we're never going to get anything that they have to go through.
26:30Like, the whole one of your stuff, the pregnancies, the periods, stuff like that.
26:33As much as you try to be understanding, you'll never get it.
26:36Like, headaches, both people get them.
26:38Feeling sick, both people get it.
26:39You can kind of sympathize with it.
26:40This is a different kettle of fish and you're just never, ever, ever going to know what it is.
26:44I think the sleep deprivation is probably making it hard for you to see that positive outlook on it.
26:50Because when I see it from my perspective, I see someone who has fallen in love.
26:54They've found an amazing connection.
26:56You've realized how special life is to the point where you made Alice your wife.
27:02So maybe you need to take her out and make her feel special.
27:06Or just sterilize the fucking bottles, mate.
27:21So, tomorrow night, what are we wearing?
27:24Have you got your outfit yet?
27:24No.
27:25I do have an outfit, but I don't think I'm going to come.
27:28Why?
27:29I really want to, but I just, I do want to speak to Jazz and I just don't know if
27:33that's going to be the right environment to do her.
27:36Yeah, I get you.
27:37I do get that.
27:37Where are you guys at, at the moment?
27:40Just haven't spoken.
27:40Really, like, no contact.
27:42I just think we need to, like, take a break until both of us can talk.
27:46Yeah.
27:46From, like, a calm perspective.
27:49Um, and I do want to do that.
27:51And I do hope that we can find a way to.
27:54Yeah.
27:54Do you miss her?
27:55Yeah.
27:55Yeah.
27:56I do.
27:57Must be hard.
27:58Alice.
27:59Hello.
27:59I'm so sorry I'm late.
28:02Oh, don't worry.
28:02So beautiful.
28:03Luke, do you need any help?
28:05Yes, I'm okay.
28:07I love you.
28:07Sam's out with, um, temp today, so I had to navigate getting him out in the pram alone.
28:12Alice, you look unbelievable.
28:14You look stunning.
28:15I don't, oh, God.
28:15It's quite ridiculous.
28:17I'm just, yeah, I'm not, I'm not feeling myself.
28:19I'm not feeling myself.
28:21Just adjusting to new.
28:22Yeah, like, the lack, I'm just so tired, the lack of sleep, the constant anxiety about him.
28:27I just feel like I'm not with it half the time.
28:30Are you okay?
28:31Well, yeah, it's a lot, Alice.
28:32Alice, look, you've got a whole little baby human now.
28:35I'm actually going to have to run.
28:37Oh, it was so lovely to see you again.
28:39Yeah, and I can't wait to see you again.
28:42See you.
28:42I'll be changing your mind.
28:44I'll see you soon, okay?
28:45Yeah.
28:45Bye.
28:46Bye.
28:46Do you want your dummy?
28:47How you doing?
28:48Girl, I don't even want to answer that question.
28:51Oh.
28:52I don't even know if I know the answer to that question.
28:54Yeah.
28:55Me and Sam, I feel like we're in it together, like we're a team.
28:58But it's just, I don't know, the odd occasion, I just feel like,
29:02we're at war with each other, you know?
29:04Have you, like, spoken about this together?
29:09We tried to yesterday.
29:11Like, we were with our private midwife.
29:13But I don't think it was the right time because I got so emotional.
29:16Yeah.
29:17And, like, I did speak to him about that often.
29:19He was like, I reacted badly because I was tired too.
29:22Mm.
29:22So it's like, he never means to do anything.
29:24It's just because we're like, but he's tired.
29:26I worry that he, like, thinks life is boring now.
29:29Alice.
29:30Alice, don't be ridiculous.
29:31Like, he's so lucky to have you and you.
29:34You were his rock through his illness.
29:37I think he's just overtired at the moment.
29:40Maybe his medication was affecting him, making him feel negative.
29:43You're doing so much.
29:44You're breastfeeding.
29:45Mm.
29:46You're looking after a baby.
29:48You're also making sure Sam's okay with his health.
29:50Oh, Alice, no.
29:51Like, I don't really feel like, like, we can't,
29:56I don't know what your, like, emotion, what you're dealing with, but.
29:59I could cry at, like, dropping a piece of food today.
30:03Like, do you know what I mean?
30:19Will you guys accidentally put me and Bex in the same date?
30:22Is that all right?
30:22I wouldn't do that to Bex.
30:23It's pretty hard, you guys.
30:24No.
30:24The thing is, we want to do it for relationships
30:26that we think would actually work.
30:28Really?
30:30On that note, hi, Zayno.
30:32How are you? Hello.
30:33How are you, Drew?
30:35How are you doing?
30:35Hmm, very well.
30:36Glowing.
30:37Glowing.
30:38First day.
30:39Chug's effects.
30:40It was great.
30:41I felt really bad, like, lying to you and, like, setting you up.
30:43No, you didn't.
30:44You didn't feel bad.
30:47That's a big shock.
30:48But how did you go?
30:49It was actually really good.
30:50Yeah, I was, um...
30:51I need to know everything, Zayno.
30:52Was it flirty?
30:53Like, what were the vibes like?
30:54It was really good.
30:55I mean, there is obviously a chemistry there,
30:58and there is a vibe,
30:59and I think he was trying to put all the other stuff behind him,
31:04like, my ex and Tristan and all that,
31:05and now that that's kind of out the way,
31:07me and him have nothing to do with Tristan anymore.
31:10Yeah.
31:10So it doesn't really matter.
31:11Yeah, Tristan needs to get over it.
31:12I don't understand.
31:12He messaged Chugs, actually, while we were on the date.
31:16What does he say, what?
31:17How did he know you were on a date?
31:18I don't think he did.
31:19It was just coincidental.
31:21He basically...
31:21It was a really stern, kind of harsh message.
31:24Very interesting.
31:24Very interesting.
31:25With a full stop at the end and all.
31:26Classic.
31:26Yeah, yeah.
31:27He was basically like,
31:29I've been hearing some wild things.
31:31I think we need to have a chat.
31:32Almost as though he's annoyed.
31:34It's like, what are you annoyed about?
31:35Yeah, literally, it's got nothing to do with him.
31:37I don't understand it.
31:38Tristan date you.
31:39I'm quite interested about how their conversation's going.
31:41Do you think Tristan's going to be annoyed that you're on a date?
31:43Yeah, I think casual or not, regardless of any situation,
31:46if a guy is very malleable
31:47and has their opinion changed very easily by other people,
31:51I don't have interest for that.
31:52I don't have time for that anyway.
31:53So it'll be interesting to see how Chugs acts moving forward.
32:16You all right, Chugs?
32:17Hello, mates.
32:20How have you been?
32:21I've been all right, mate.
32:22How are you?
32:23Yeah, good.
32:24Yeah.
32:24Yeah?
32:25Long overdue.
32:27Yes, yeah, it has.
32:28It's been, what, a couple of weeks now?
32:29Yeah.
32:30What's your last try to chat?
32:31What's, um, yeah, go on.
32:34I want to hear from you what's going on.
32:37Obviously, we had a bit of a heated chat
32:39and I came away from there actually, like, happy.
32:43I thought, like, it was a good adult conversation.
32:45Like, it would never mean you have stuff.
32:46We normally hatch it out in a pretty mature way.
32:49But then I was just hearing from Armand via Jazz,
32:53yeah, Tristan said he murked Chugs
32:55and he wiped the floor with him
32:58and he made me cry.
33:00I mean, I don't know if I cried or not,
33:01but, like, that's besides the point.
33:03No, honestly, I'm absolutely gutted
33:04that you'd think there'd be any truth in those rumours.
33:07Just to get the facts straight between you and I,
33:09I would never relish in the fact that you were upset, Chugs.
33:11I think it takes a real man to show emotion
33:13and the fact that we had an honest conversation
33:14meant a lot to me
33:15and the fact that we could have moved forward...
33:16That's why I was so surprised to hear these things.
33:18So then just assume that it's not true and call me.
33:21It'd be truthful to me now.
33:22Is there something going on with you and Zayno?
33:24We've met up and we've had, like, open conversations
33:26and we're getting to know her a little bit.
33:28Nothing's happened.
33:29In what capacity, like?
33:31Well, the other night,
33:33Prince invited me for a beer and I turned up
33:35and it was just Zayno sitting there
33:37and vice versa with her and Liv.
33:39Right.
33:40And I'll be honest, like,
33:41it is, like, flirty conversation.
33:43Like, we've not acted on it right now.
33:45Do you not understand how that's then, kind of,
33:47what that looks like to me?
33:49I don't think it's appropriate to pursue Zayno at all.
33:51Why are you pursuing her?
33:53Because I wouldn't do that to you
33:54and I wouldn't tell you to do that to me.
33:55I wouldn't do it to you.
33:56So if you wouldn't do that to me,
33:57then why would you do it to Harvey?
33:59I'm not nearly as close with him as I am with you.
34:01I also don't think that Zayno's good for you at all
34:03and I don't think you guys are compatible.
34:05I don't think morally you've got the same understanding of life.
34:09Yeah, I don't like her
34:11and I have my reasons for that
34:12based on me knowing her
34:13and basically living with her for two years.
34:15OK, I understand why you're trying to say that
34:17as a friend
34:18but I don't want to sit here
34:20and look like I'm agreeing with that.
34:22I also feel like I've got a relationship with Zayno
34:24and I do think there's, like,
34:26some great qualities that she has as well.
34:28You can do whatever you like, Chugs.
34:29Like, it's your life to live.
34:32But I know it won't be a good thing for you
34:34because she's bad news.
34:37But I know it won't be a good thing for me.
34:38because you think they won't go to school.
34:39But you should pick them and go to school.
34:44But you've got a love-
34:54It's not an 18th sequel.
34:57but you should pick them whatever Russia
35:00or choose value suit.
35:01you should bring them to go at knowing
35:07i'm upset sam and alice aren't here but i guess they can't be i think they've got bigger things
35:12on their plate i think they do did you catch up with alice yeah plus i really feel for her
35:17like
35:18i feel like she's dealing with a million and one things and like i think it's really getting to her
35:22like she's so overtired so she's just super emotional about everything they're arguing about
35:28things pretty trivial like sterilizing the bottles and things like that but i do just think it's one
35:33of those things i think alice was there by his bedside when he was in the depths of his of
35:38being
35:39ill and now alice is in a similar position where she needs a lot of help i think that he
35:43just needs
35:43to reciprocate that as well as she did yeah i don't know i think she needs a good boost i
35:48think it's
35:48good that they've gone on a date tonight a night without baby duke jazzy guys stop gossiping and
35:54come and have a dance with me we're gonna come and dance in a minute actually i'm gonna ask one
35:58of
35:58the dancers if i can put one of those big glitter balls on my head oh yeah i do catch
36:01you in a bit
36:02hi how are you i'm good i think i needed this night out i think i need to start having
36:08some fun
36:09again and like keeping things light for a little bit obviously i've noticing is not here tonight
36:15i was kind of nervous well don't be nervous and she's not coming tonight so she like how is she
36:21i think she's the same like she obviously cares about you as well and i think the sad part
36:27from her size that she does miss you as a friend i can't actually imagine the thought of us having
36:32like a normal friendship because she never was just a normal friend to me so maybe one day i don't
36:40know it's nice to know that she cares because obviously she really cares about you jaz i know
36:45that social media is like far from the truth or whatever but it just seems like she's living
36:51her absolute best life right now and i'm just don't cry jaz it's like she i don't but social
36:57media is not real we know that okay like just because she's living her best life on social media
37:03and like i have your social media looks like you're living your best life too and i'm not
37:24i've not actually seen you for a while i've got quite a bit to fill you in on you know
37:28your best
37:28mate of sam prince yes so he sort of set zaino and i up on like a blind he told
37:33me about this
37:34i had a drink with him the other day yeah yeah so how was it what so it was a
37:37date basically
37:37it overall it was a really lovely pleasant evening that's nice so it should be weird talking about
37:44it fully with you because i don't think that's happened but i'm glad that we can it was a bit
37:48weird but no i'm over it i'm glad to do it and you know i'm happy for you and i
37:52support you and
37:52whatever you want to do with zaino thanks mate hello my two favorite guys how are you how are you
37:59how are you you look beautiful thank you very glistening nice of you to both make an effort
38:05anyway so how are you yeah really good it's good to see you i feel like i'm not seeing ages
38:09it's nice to also see you two going on cheers to that i'm gonna swap jeans because i don't like
38:16this i'll leave you to do it and uh see you later see you later see you in a bit
38:20bye bye all right you
38:22know what is i'm really glad i walked in on that because the one thing i really didn't want was
38:26for
38:26your friendships who be affected he i wouldn't say he's like the only one involved i actually saw
38:31tristan yesterday oh yeah i know how did that go yeah so he didn't have the best of things to
38:37say
38:37about you shock then he was like look i don't think i know zona very well i don't think she's
38:42a good
38:42person i don't think she's compatible for you at all i also know you are like it wouldn't go
38:47anywhere so basically just shits on my character for absolutely no reason just doesn't i'm sure he
38:51has his reasons but i wasn't interested to hear that i've never ever been nothing but nice to him
38:55and for him to be saying those things about me making out as though i'm not good enough and then
39:00for him to kind of speak to you about it and make trying to turn you against me when it
39:05like
39:05i don't think he was trying to turn me against you just maybe he was but he's trying to steer
39:09you
39:09away from me by saying that she's not right to you like that how can you that's how can you
39:13yes it's yours make such an assumption just because you don't like me it's just malicious
39:17and there's no reason you're just making it it's making it hard you make it way harder for me to
39:21then get to know you on the in a different way you know i am so sick to my throat
39:26about hearing
39:26stuff that he's been saying about me
39:31marching in a long line not gonna leave you alone this mess we're in is so deep now
39:44i think this is needed that we need some time like away from duke alone so we can like talk
39:52some things through that we're both probably feeling because i know things have been a little
39:56bit tough yeah at the moment we are a team and 90 of the time i feel like we act
40:02like we're a team
40:02and then there's the 10 percent where you know you you said earlier about am i not appreciating the
40:10fact that you have a liver disease because let's go to the crux of the point can i finish my
40:14point
40:14before you answer then i feel like every decision that i make in life has in the back of my
40:21mind that
40:21you have a liver disease i feel like i do think to try and take the pressure off you you
40:25started taking
40:26pain meds but obviously you then slept a lot for those two days overnight obviously it was a side
40:30effect of pain medication this i know and this is what i'm saying i'm not having a thing like
40:34you're saying it as if sam can you let me talk how lucky i am to have you for not
40:39complaining for
40:40the side effects of pain medication the aim of this conversation is not to argue and get into an
40:47argument i'm you're saying you need things from me well what is it you tell me what you need you
40:55what you what changes that need to be made to make you happy and we'll see the appreciation is the
41:02biggest thing you're saying you're feeling not appreciated and no i just want you to know that i
41:09do appreciate you i appreciate everything you do do um i mean you're that you know that you're the
41:17mother of my child i don't want you to cry darling i'm really struggling
41:29i know you are obviously i appreciate you too and i feel bad that this whole conversation has been
41:35like feeling like an attack like i'm just being negative because i've never seen anyone love their
41:42child as much as you loved you because like you do do so much so i do appreciate you i'm
41:47just like
41:48some days just really struggling yeah i know i think we you know we yeah i don't care if you
41:56sterilize bottles i don't it was more i want you to know like the little things i think about
42:02because i'm trying to take pressure off of you i know you do i i know i am i am
42:08appreciative of
42:09everything you do i i know you're you know you're amazing you don't you know the fact that you feel
42:17like you have to explain it you should never have to explain that to me
42:25i probably do need to tell you more you know i appreciate what you're doing because i do of course
42:32you know without you i'd be screwed
42:40so let's let's come away from this dinner and if you see something someone's doing let them know
42:47that you recognize it yeah i will start um thank you for getting juke ready for your mum this evening
42:59i appreciate it thank you for taking juke out of the room last night so i could get a couple
43:05of
43:05hours sleep before
43:09this is a good start it's a good start
43:29that is quite a disco shirt actually i mean do you think siri would like this shirt i think she
43:34would love this shirt siri yeah i feel like we're gonna have to dress slightly more dapper have you
43:38seen nigel by the way he's a dapper man um i had a catch on with chugs yesterday good yeah
43:44it was
43:45positive yeah it was positive hello hi hi good thanks how are you i'm very well do you mind if
43:52i
43:52yeah of course that was interesting that's fine thank you in a bit barry you all right um look i'm
43:58not
43:58gonna beat around the bush i just wanna get to the bottom of what your problem is with me what
44:03the
44:03situation is why you've been saying the things you've been saying about me for the last few months
44:07the things you've been saying to chugs saying that i'm just a really awful person you haven't got
44:11any time for me i don't have any time for you i've never said you're an awful person i just
44:14don't
44:15think i'm not good enough for certain people yeah i said i don't think you're right for chugs
44:19why do you have this opinion though i don't think you i don't think well we don't get on i
44:23want to
44:23get into why you haven't had an issue with me based on two years of almost living with you sorry
44:27you don't know anything about me i know enough about you you know me on a surface level because you
44:31never got to know me you never even made an effort with me you were intimate to me in the
44:35house
44:35time and time again i have my opinions based on your actions and i'm entitled to those opinions
44:39i'm not slagging you off today no if someone asks me sorry you are slagging me off no no i'm
44:42giving
44:42opinions based on stuff i've seen you got you kissed chugs five days after you broke up with harvey
44:47we'd broken up yeah five days we had broken up and i had checked out of that relationship months
44:52before after i'd given everything i still think that's bang out of order okay fine that's your opinion
44:56but start talking about me and trying to shit on a situation if i didn't have to speak about you
44:59again honestly it would be a pleasure okay your opinion but stay out of it it's got nothing to do
45:03with you well chugs is my friend and if you ask me opinions i'll give them to him you really
45:07don't
45:07know me can you look me in the eyes and say you're taking this thing with chugs seriously and that
45:10you potentially i'm not saying i'm taking it seriously i'm not i'm not i don't want a serious
45:13relationship so then why would you even go there with chugs then because i'm enjoying getting to
45:16know him i'm actually enjoying the time we have together because the ripple effect that that's
45:20going to have on other parts of chugs's life sorry that's chugs's decision not mine if he wants to
45:24make that decision that's why i'm having that conversation with him because it's his decision
45:27i'm enjoying my time with chugs and he seems to enjoy his time with me so if you could just
45:31let us be
45:31and keep my name out of conversations at tables i don't sit at and then we won't have a problem
45:35anymore i'd really appreciate it
45:43i'm having a great time with chugs if it's at tristan's expense then brilliant for you to not
45:47get involved or say anything almost makes it feel like you agree what would you do in that situation
45:52i would call my boyfriend up for being horrible to my friend you stay in your lane i'll stay in
45:56mine
45:56are you ever going to just like forgive me it's not my job to make you feel less awkward ready
46:00up first
46:01let's go hi guys today i'm doing the vanderpump organ challenge
46:08the bonds that we did have those things don't come around often i can't be your friend because
46:15i've fallen in love with you
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