00:00life question yeah you're a diehard fan of a team all right your wife says to you in advance hey
00:06on
00:07may 4th we gotta go we gotta go to the med gala like a big uh you know uh obnoxious
00:14look how much
00:15money i have uh type of party that the average person cannot attend and you have to make a
00:21decision do you say to your wife honey i can't go to the med gala with you because my favorite
00:27team's
00:27got game one of the eastern conference semifinals or do you say to her okay honey you did tell me
00:33a
00:33month ago fine i'll blow off the game that i have courtside seats for and i'll put on a tuxedo
00:41and go
00:42with you to the most obnoxious party on the planet everyone knows the most obnoxious party that no one
00:49can afford on the planet is the knicks game not the med gala no the next game is a hundred
00:55thousand
00:55dollars a ticket and how much it costs how much is courtside at courtside's expensive not a hundred
01:01grand it's a lot it's almost it's very expensive so miss me with the yeah oh the med gala yeah
01:07the
01:07med gala's obnoxious the nick game is affordable for most new yorkers no it's not most new yorkers
01:12can afford it yeah philadelphia's can't afford it no no your new yorkers can't afford the majority of
01:17new yorkers can afford nick's tickets for playoffs yeah because the mayor's supplementing everybody's
01:22income now come on so everybody can't afford no they can't illegal immigrants people that hate
01:26america no no politics no politics where i'm speaking i'm just asking what would you say to
01:33your wife and if you said to your wife okay i'll go to the med gala if you could i
01:37then accuse you
01:37of being a lesser fan i don't think you can be for this one reason ben stiller who claims to
01:42be a
01:43nick fan i never believed that he's asked to the med gala i don't believe he became a nicks fan
01:49there he is right there that fraud became a nicks fan like two years ago he claims to be a
01:54die-art nicks fan he's claimed that he when he was doing zoolander and those other movies right
01:59no one there was no nicks part of his personality he added the nicks to his personality the last
02:05couple of years a matter of fact he became a nicks fan when jalen brunson arrived that fraud
02:09was better off at the med gala he's not like say whatever you want about spike lee i've been seeing
02:14him there my entire life he's been there for over 20 years for my entire life i've been sitting
02:18i'm not a fan of this but he's a legitimate fan a legit fan and by the way i'll just
02:21say real
02:22quick yeah i can't speak for ben stiller because i don't know spike lee buys his tickets yes that
02:29i can tell you for a long time he's bought those and while i don't like him or most of
02:33his movies
02:34anymore spike lee writes a check right okay now he's obnoxious he dresses like an idiot but he
02:40buys his tickets he's a real dick i'm assuming ben stiller does but i don't know that to be factual
02:46and the thing is i think it's too new if he was a real diehard fan like timothy chalamet right
02:52that
02:53guy's been going as kylie jenner went to the med gala right timothy chalamet nick game i'm gonna say
02:59this out loud i'm kind of embarrassed by mets by new york fans embracing ben stiller you know he's not
03:07a real fan he should have been at the med gala and he should not be embraced by so many
03:11yeah he's
03:12a late arriving fraud okay i'm going to the nick game tomorrow night yeah i did not have tickets
03:17to the med gala plus i think it's over now so it was like i i apparently did not have
03:21the choice to
03:21make but uh i'll be going to the game tomorrow on the wood are you sure because i'm going to
03:28be
03:28watching the game on television i only sit on the woods tyrone right well they show that
03:33so i'm just in a spot and when you say that i'm supposed to say in new york pause i'm
03:39sorry when
03:39you said you sit on the wood i'm supposed to say pause because we're in new york what do you
03:43mean by
03:43that new yorkers tell me that's what i have to say pause i have to say pause i don't i
03:48don't get that
03:49what does that mean pause what like i should pause saying i'm sitting on the wood yeah oh pause where
03:55else do i sit court i think you're supposed to say courtside because on the wood if you've never
04:01sat on the wood you don't know about the wood pause okay courtside's nothing on the wood is
04:06something pause a lot of people could say oh i'm third row courtside not me i'm on the wood pause
04:13i don't get what pause means i don't get it okay it doesn't i miss out on the joke okay
04:18if it's if
04:19it's if it's right if it's borderline okay with male anatomy okay okay you're supposed to say pause
04:26if it's borderline yeah yeah you're not even sure what that means okay you're sitting courtside i'm
04:34sitting on the wood pause because what you're saying now is yeah you're sitting on wood i am
04:40sitting on the wood no no no pause yeah now let's say we're like the hardwood the court they play
04:45pause see the hardwood see now if a lady was to say that right she was sitting on the wood
04:52you yeah
04:52say well i gotta file a hr complaint that's over the line that's inappropriate well you're borderline
04:57inappropriate by saying on the wood like that over and over and over well let me be clear i'm going
05:03to
05:03tomorrow night snake game with my son that's great all right my son and i together will be sitting
05:10on the wood pause pause pause pause no no we can't that's the only place for a guy like me
05:15to sit
05:16pause i ain't sitting gen pop no no you're sitting courtside no i'm not sitting courtside
05:22courtside could be a row behind me they're like courtside row two no they call i'm on the wood
05:27row two according to fat joe is the joe button seat not not courtside that joe sits on the wood
05:35policy morgan sits on the wood pause craig carton on the wood pause you really put me in a tough
05:41spot all of us are on the wood
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