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00:01Here's a bite of tonight's AFP. We hope it tastes funny.
00:10No dating until you're 30.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Come on, let's go!
00:43Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, y'all. Thank you. Thank you.
00:46All right, all right, all right.
00:49Hello, I'm Alfonso, and this is America's Funniest Home Videos,
00:53the show that's so much fun, the word fun is actually in our name.
00:57In fact, it's the most successful TV show in history with the word fun in it,
01:02if you don't count Larry's funnel cake extravaganza.
01:07And while I'm pretty sure that was canceled, I won't be looking it up
01:10because I'd rather just look at these funny videos.
01:13Dad would rather his son go outside to work on his slap shot.
01:17Ouch! Right in the crease!
01:24Ironically, he got the moped for short trips, you know, to save his car from excessive wear and tear.
01:38Is mom a good cook?
01:40Yeah. And you're a bad driver.
01:46It's real slippery right here.
01:49Real slippery? Care to demonstrate?
01:53Oh.
02:00Oh.
02:01Oh.
02:04Oh, okay. Now it's just turned into a group activity.
02:19Dad can't wake up without his morning coffee.
02:30Dude!
02:35That doggie door is the perfect size for an accidental escape.
02:47My name.
02:51It is mine.
02:52I don't know.
02:53I don't know.
02:55Does your daddy mind if you put on make-up?
03:00Nope.
03:02He doesn't mind.
03:06He doesn't know.
03:10That's right.
03:12Man, it looks cold out.
03:14If only there was some way to warm up real fast.
03:20And I was thinking more along the lines of a hot cocoa, but you do you.
03:30Release the hounds.
03:33It's time to go to the dog park.
03:36Daisy, where'd we go?
03:38Did we go to McDonald's?
03:44Why does Daisy get hers first?
03:47Because Cooper eats his too fast.
03:54Is it stuck?
03:56He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
03:59You good, man?
04:01You can't eat that.
04:03Why so serious?
04:08Okay, we're gonna get ready to do these from plank position.
04:11And here we go.
04:13Three, two, one, go.
04:15Down, roll, and up plank.
04:19Okay, let's try it again.
04:21That dog is gonna have sick abs.
04:24And once again.
04:25Down, roll, and up plank.
04:28Really good.
04:31Who wants a treat?
04:44Dog dog, prairie dog.
04:45Every kind of dog is welcome at the dog park.
04:58It's not quite big enough for a B&B, a burrow and bark.
05:02What's going on?
05:03Oh, yeah, my luck.
05:06Tank.
05:07BYU.
05:08I know you like BYU.
05:10Or VCU.
05:11He's having his dog pick the teams for his tournament bracket.
05:15Wisconsin or Montana?
05:17Hey, it's as good a gambling system as anybody else's.
05:20I don't know.
05:21I don't know.
05:22Okay, Montana.
05:26You're gonna ride shotgun?
05:27Ride it in style.
05:28Can you believe this rain?
05:30It's gonna stop every day.
05:36Porter.
05:37Porter.
05:38What happened?
05:41Is that from Denver?
05:43I've known Porter for 10 seconds
05:45and already know he needs a break from Denver.
05:48Leave him alone.
05:50Denver.
06:02Hey, Alfonso!
06:04Hey, Alfonso!
06:06We want to see some more sibling videos.
06:11Okay, Kathleen, Grady, Sharon, and Rocco,
06:14you want more sibling videos?
06:15Well, it's cute watching you guys
06:17asking for sibling videos with each other.
06:19Now enjoy these clips of sisters and brothers.
06:23I'll be there when you meet me
06:25Yeah, that's for sure
06:29What?
06:32And I know you'll be there, won't we?
06:35No matter what's in the store
06:40I'll pick you up when you fall
06:46Stick with you through it all
06:48Yeah, you're my best friend
06:52Together to the end
06:56And when you need a hand
06:58And when you need a hand
07:01I'll be a happy one to land
07:05Yeah, you're my best friend
07:11Yeah, you're my best friend
07:13You pick me up when I fall
07:18Stick with me through it all
07:20Yeah, you're my best friend
07:25I'll be a happy one to land
07:25Together to the end
07:27Together to the end
07:27Together to the end
07:27Together to the end
07:28Together to the end
07:29Together to the end
07:29And when you need a hand
07:33I'm gonna have the one to land
07:38Yeah, you're my best friend
07:45That's for sure
07:48Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?
07:52Just upload it to AFV.com.
08:05Some days are all green traffic lights
08:08and finding a $20 bill in the laundry.
08:10Other days are red traffic lights
08:12and finding a hair in your taco.
08:16It's like the universe decided,
08:17sorry, pal, it's not your day.
08:19Luckily for us, these people got their bad day on video.
08:26Careful, that's not a load-bearing floor.
08:41Here's why more fun than a bucket of lizards isn't a saying.
08:56This duo is turning into a trio.
09:04Isn't there anyone in this church willing to help this guy?
09:07You're singing like a cloud, you're standing with us now.
09:13Lord, unfail our doors, you're the reason we're here, you're the reason we're singing.
09:25Sometimes you go strong to the hoop.
09:27Sometimes the hoop goes strong to you.
09:32Now, while you've got the hose out, you might want to fill the base of the hoop
09:35so this doesn't happen again.
09:39Birds flying in formation tend to leave a different formation all over the deck.
09:44Oh, my gosh, are you freaking kidding me?
09:50Oh, my gosh, I'm disgusted.
09:57Okay, well, that was beautiful, but there is poop all over Mickey's deck and on me.
10:04And, oh, my gosh.
10:08Hold on, let me turn this off.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11Look at it!
10:13Hats off to you.
10:21Let's see that one coming.
10:26Sometimes that rattling in your walls isn't your pipes.
10:29Did you see that?
10:33Dude, oh, get the scrum!
10:47Adults think it's easy being a kid.
10:49Ha, I say.
10:51Hey, adults, when was the last time you worried about cooties?
10:55Yeah, that's what I thought.
10:56Now, here's some kids having a tough time with some totally non-cooties-related problems.
11:02Hey, man, don't get your cooties on me.
11:06Jesse, no dating until you're 30.
11:17Wait.
11:19There.
11:24I'm not ready for you.
11:25Oh, I'm not ready for you yet.
11:27Okay, go ahead.
11:27I'll close your eyes.
11:29A good magician never reveals his secrets.
11:32He's not looking.
11:34A bad magician uses see-through cups and doesn't realize he has no secrets.
11:40Okay, which one is it in?
11:42Which one?
11:43Which one?
11:43Here.
11:44Here we go.
11:51I used to pick boogers at your house, but not anymore.
11:56Not anymore?
11:58I used to put them by your piano.
12:02What?
12:05You used to put the boogers by my piano?
12:08On the wall by your piano.
12:10Oh, well, I'm glad you don't do that anymore.
12:16What are you looking for?
12:18He can't understand why one hand is twice as warm as the other.
12:21Your glove?
12:22Your mitten?
12:24You're holding it in your other hand.
12:28He's so close to figuring this out.
12:30Other hand.
12:31Come on.
12:31You can do it.
12:33Look at that hand.
12:35Oh.
12:43Wait a minute.
12:44Two mittens?
12:48So, Kimmy, ask mom, do you want Pinot Noir?
12:54You want to pee in the water?
12:59Big muffin.
13:00O-M-G.
13:03Oh, that's so cute.
13:06I hope the store has a good return policy.
13:10I've got that.
13:11I'm never going to play with this.
13:17Can you tell me about your chocolate on your face?
13:20What happened?
13:21Um, a dot.
13:25Ramen news on my face, and I lost it.
13:30Did you wash it with chocolate?
13:32Yep.
13:37I'm happy to say that after all these years, we're still getting tons of funny videos.
13:42In fact, you could say, we have an embarrassment of riches.
13:46Plus, many of the videos feature embarrassed people whose behavior earned them riches.
13:50Like $100,000, holler.
13:54Do you want to leave two or three gears over on this side, just in case?
13:57No.
13:59The beers are going to play.
14:00The beers are going to play.
14:00If I go to play, they're going to play.
14:03The beers.
14:04This guy's BYOB.
14:06Beer yucks on bridge.
14:07Got this.
14:19Not even four-wheel drive is enough to conquer some hills
14:30That spare tire says enjoy the ride I wonder if he is in fact enjoying the ride
14:46I'm gonna show you keep you feel very bad
14:53Am I okay doctor
14:57Looks like you're dead. Oh
15:04Well, what do you know a camera shy emu
15:09Isabella where are you you're hiding? Where are you hiding? I hear you, but I don't see you
15:17Where
15:32That's a stupid mouth do it again
15:34Just smile regular
15:37I want the ocean though. It's always fun when mom and dad try to take a selfie
15:43There it is, okay get put your help okay now look up at me look at me. No look at
15:50the camera. Oh
15:51See that's a stupid face
15:54Okay
15:56Okay, you ready? That's good one two
16:09I'd like to tell you that the people in this next package are some of the smartest people on the
16:14planet
16:14But that would only be true if they were the only people on the planet
16:17Get set for boneheads
16:25This guy hops in the truck to grab something however the driver doesn't know he's back there
16:40What is that it's a it's a nose guard right you know his parents will show this to his girlfriend
16:46when he's a teenager turn it around it's upside down
16:49What's it smell like? What is that hold it up? Let's see what you're holding there you go. It goes
16:55on like that
17:09Honey, where's north she's looking for the northern lights and ends up doing a big dipper
17:23Two grown men wrestling usually ends with two grown men making a trip to the hardware store
17:41Cats are known for their stealth this lady is known for her obliviousness
17:49Yeah
17:51I hear ya
17:55I'm gonna come back when I do
17:59Some couples like to try new things, but this couple should stick to old things
18:14He has no idea how much a new window costs, but he knows it's more than he has
18:30Come on dude. There is no way he dive into that disgusting pool. Go
18:35What do you mean go?
18:37Oh
18:39My god
18:45Oh my god
18:55We keep hearing how robots are going to take our jobs, but before I saw this next clip
19:01I thought there was one job that was still safe bumbling security guard
19:06Here's to all the Paul blarts out there who will soon have to segue into a new line of work
19:13You know cuz cuz he wrote he wrote us a segue
19:17You are trespassing
19:20Leave the premises immediately
19:21I just sat down
19:24I just sit here for a minute
19:26higher
19:27Taking a break
19:30You are trespassing
19:31Leave the premises
19:33You are доступ
19:34Leave the premises
19:49Take a break
19:50Take a break
19:54to the windows
19:55To the windows
19:55You are反 moved
19:55We don't have to try new things
19:55We don't have to try new things
19:57We don't have to try new things
20:22A sucker's bet is a bet you can't win.
20:25I don't make those kinds of bets.
20:27In fact, I only make a bet when I can spot the sucker a mile away.
20:31Care to wager on some sure things?
20:35The odds are good that I'll like these odds.
20:37It's time for I'll Take That Bet.
20:41You thought grandma could drink a venti frappuccino
20:44and make it through 18 holes of mini golf?
20:46I'll take that bet.
20:49I don't like that's better.
20:55You think the width of a slide
20:57isn't just as important as the length of a slide.
21:00Care to wager?
21:02Okay, ready, set, go!
21:07Oh, oh.
21:10You don't think it's possible to get detention
21:12while you're already in detention.
21:15Lay your money down.
21:26You think your son will be playing pro basketball in 20 years?
21:30I like my chances.
21:40You didn't think taking away a cat's toys
21:42would force him to find some other way to amuse himself.
21:45Oh, Alfonso's about to clean up.
21:53Oh, my God!
21:56I'm up because some crazy stuff went down.
21:58This was I'll Take That Bet.
22:04It's time for us to salute some champions
22:06at a place where mediocrity is simply not allowed.
22:09Check out some past videos
22:10that made a splash
22:12and won a big wad of cash.
22:15It's time to have a blast
22:17with some big winners from AFV's past.
22:20Let's bow our hearts for prayer.
22:23Heavenly Father, thank you.
22:26Thank you, Lord Jesus.
22:35Oh, God, because joy has come.
22:40into the world.
22:44Want to take a bath?
22:47Let's take a bath.
22:49Come on.
22:51Let's take a bath.
22:57Let's go take a bath.
22:58Let's go take a bath.
23:00Come on.
23:01He has a very subtle way of telling you
23:03that he doesn't want to take a bath.
23:12Don't take a bath.
23:21Don't take a bath.
23:28Tell me all the planets you drew.
23:32Go ahead.
23:32This is the sun,
23:34Mercury,
23:35Venus,
23:35Earth,
23:36Mars,
23:37of Ceres,
23:38Milky Way,
23:38galaxy,
23:39Jupiter,
23:40Saturn,
23:40Uranus,
23:41and Neptune,
23:42tiny Neptune,
23:43and Pluto is even tiny.
23:45That is awesome.
23:48Marshall,
23:48tell me what you drew.
23:50I drew on my butt.
23:57Let's circle back next week
23:58for another Inner Circle.
24:08Okay,
24:09all right.
24:10Listen carefully
24:11right there.
24:13Did you hear that?
24:15Actually,
24:16there was nothing to hear.
24:17I was just getting you ready
24:18for Name That Sound.
24:19So listen up
24:20at what's about to go down.
24:22Open your ears.
24:24It's time for
24:24Name That Sound.
24:30Name That Sound.
24:44Name That Sound.
24:44Name That Sound.
25:20And she rode off
25:22into the sunset
25:23to live happily
25:24never after.
25:31A little while ago,
25:32we took you
25:33to the Winner's Circle
25:34where we caught up
25:35with some past winners.
25:36The people in these
25:37next videos
25:37are hoping to become
25:38winners tonight.
25:39So I guess that makes
25:40this the hopefuls hexagon?
25:45She finished mopping
25:47the upstairs,
25:47so she has the rest
25:48of the day
25:49to relax.
25:57Is there water
25:59after that?
26:00Yeah.
26:03Someone's getting tired
26:04of that baby
26:05crying all the time.
26:13I'm glad Florida Man
26:15got some new toys, and so is Florida Gator.
26:19Ah!
26:26That's not funny.
26:28Okay.
26:29All you've got to do...
26:31Look out. Reverthing.
26:33All you've got to do, if you fall...
26:40All you've got to do...
26:42is get off...
26:45Help, please.
26:47Help, please.
26:48And help will be on the way.
26:49Help, please.
26:51All you've got to do is get up and press the button.
26:55And it's on the play.
26:58This girl releasing a butterfly
27:00realizes the circle of life
27:01can be a really tiny circle.
27:06Aw.
27:08You know, shooting the rock
27:10is just an expression.
27:14You're supposed to use a basketball.
27:28The photographer only cares about getting the shot,
27:30not about keeping the bride and groom dry for the ceremony.
27:35I'm going to get the hook out.
27:37All right, y'all, come get him.
27:42Ooh.
27:49Some people simply cancel their satellite TV.
27:52Others like to make a big show of it.
27:59I knew that was going to happen.
28:02That's Mount Rushmore.
28:03Jacob, who's the guys on there?
28:04That looks like who?
28:06The Beatles!
28:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:10It should be the Beatles on Mount Rushmore, but it's not.
28:19Next up is a montage of dancing animals set to music.
28:23The music, however, was made by humans.
28:25I mean, we let a few raccoons take a crack at it,
28:28but after listening to what they came up with,
28:30we realized we weren't quite ready to go full animal.
28:54The music, however, was made by humans set to music.
28:58The music, however, was made by humans set to music.
29:02A
29:03I
29:03I
29:46Upload your funny video to AFV.com for your chance at $20,000.
30:23He's trying to play an internet prank on his sister, who also has the internet.
30:54I like when people answer their own question.
31:08The bigger the water balloon, the bigger the backfire.
31:22A rubber ball and a rubber tire, that's too much bounce for this kid.
31:34Even the pros don't try the Celebration Cooler dump all by themselves.
31:55You know what the world needs now?
31:56A boy who's refreshingly honest about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:01Why don't you eat your vegetables?
32:03Not today.
32:05Not today.
32:07Not today.
32:10I hope you've enjoyed a boy who's refreshingly honest about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:20That was just what the world needed.
32:22Now it needs one last chance to laugh at some funny videos before we find out which three clips have
32:28a chance to win $20,000.
32:29Man, I'm so nervous.
32:32Just ask for fingernails.
32:35It's a good Wednesday.
32:39I'd hate to see his Tuesday.
32:49The purpose of a snowblower is to blow the snow the other way.
32:59All right, show me the card you made.
33:01This is a sorry.
33:03She could make a living creating these for people on our show.
33:05In the inside, it says, I'm sorry that you fell down a whole entire flight of stairs.
33:11And I love you, Dido.
33:14Hello, guys.
33:15To keep his basketball video channel fresh, he added a sidekick, Scooter Boy.
33:30Ryan, let me see it.
33:33Let me see it.
33:33You got it, baby.
33:39Go!
33:41Go!
33:41Go!
33:43Okay, I'm going to make dragons today.
33:46The first thing we're going to do...
33:47Alfonso's cooking tip.
33:49Kitchen scissors are your friend.
33:53Whoa!
33:58Mom?
33:58I'm going to make dragons today.
33:59The first thing we're going to do...
34:03Alfonso's cooking tip.
34:04Kitchen scissors are your friend.
34:04Whoa!
34:04Mom?
34:05This mom is a next-level hide-and-seek.
34:08You sure I'm getting that on?
34:14Mom?
34:15Mom?
34:22I hope he's dreaming of a soft place to land.
34:33What are the days of the week?
34:47Yes.
34:58And that's the days of the week?
35:01Yes.
35:01I'll see you all day weekend.
35:04We'll see you all weekend.
35:06Bye, Mom.
35:07Bye.
35:08Bye.
35:11At AFB, we love dogs and dogs love treats.
35:15And the only thing better than giving a dog a treat is a dog giving itself a treat by placing
35:20it on a spatula and then letting Fido flip it to himself.
35:23That's why the spatula treat trick is tonight's Assignment America.
35:27Now, rather than further explain how your pooch needs to be trained, check out these examples.
35:34Good boy.
35:35Hit it.
35:37Good boy!
35:40Up.
35:42Up.
35:44Up.
35:45Great.
35:46Up.
35:48Nice job.
35:50Now, Jess, be a good boy and tell us more.
35:55Finally, an Assignment America that both you and your dog can really flip for.
35:59All you need is a spatula, a treat, and enough patience to teach your pooch a fun new trick.
36:03A trick that could win you a treat of $20,000 or even $100,000.
36:06Just upload the video to AFB.com.
36:09For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
36:11Because flipping treats with your hound is even more fun than it sounds.
36:22We've had lots of laughs, we've grinned ear to ear.
36:24Now let's send someone's bank account into the stratosphere.
36:27Let's meet our finalists.
36:29First up, we all know ice is slippery and snow can be too.
36:33But for this family, the concept appears to be new.
36:36It's Frozen Foursome Fall sent in by Justice Bradbury from Gladewater, Texas.
36:43It's real slippery right here.
36:46Real slippery?
36:47Care to demonstrate?
37:02Joining us are Justice Josh, Hudson, and Henry.
37:06Now, first of all, despite all the falling, no one got hurt, right?
37:11No, nobody was hurt.
37:12The only thing that was hurt was our pride.
37:14That was it.
37:16Now, who convinced you to send the video to AFB?
37:20It was my wife's co-workers and some family friends.
37:24We love them.
37:25And also, as far as we know, we've never had a video where four people fall, so that's pretty cool.
37:34I have to be the first.
37:35There you go.
37:36There you go.
37:37Good luck, y'all.
37:39Alright.
37:41Next up, this pooch loves his dinner right down to his soul.
37:45He loves it so much, he tries eating his bowl.
37:48It's Dog Dish Doofus sent in by Darcy Mannion from St. Louis, Missouri.
37:57Is it stuck?
37:58He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
38:01You good, man?
38:03You can't eat that.
38:06Why so serious?
38:10Alright.
38:11Now, Darcy, how did Como get the bowl stuck in his mouth?
38:16Well, he's always used to taking his bowl between meals, and he just wanted to hold onto that bowl extra
38:23tight this one time around.
38:25So, he really squeezed it in there.
38:27Alright, alright.
38:28Now, does he still pick it up and carry it around?
38:31No, he does not.
38:33Um, we actually had to get a ceramic dog bowl because we got tired of having to find the dog
38:39bowl wherever it was in the house or the backyard between meals.
38:42So, he doesn't do that anymore.
38:44Well, you know what?
38:45You had some good thinking.
38:48And good luck.
38:51And finally, nose picking is yucky.
38:54Let's make that clear.
38:56But do you know what's worse?
38:57Leaving a souvenir.
38:58It's Piano Boogie Boy sent in by Debbie Ilias from Sauk Center, Minnesota.
39:04I used to pick boogers at your house, but not anymore.
39:09Not anymore.
39:11I used to put them by your piano.
39:14What?
39:17You used to put the boogers by my piano?
39:20On the wall by your piano.
39:25Joining us are Debbie, Axel, and Angie.
39:27Now, Debbie, after Axel, made this startling confession to you.
39:32Uh, did you find any, um, evidence that the story was true?
39:37Uh, the writing was on the wall, as were the boogers.
39:40Yes.
39:41The writing on the...
39:42Well, I apologize for using a technical term, but...
39:46My husband actually found it.
39:48We sent him the video, and he's the one that recovered it.
39:52Well, good yuck.
39:54I mean, good luck.
39:56Good luck.
39:57All right.
39:57All right.
39:59Well, we're gonna find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:02But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three
40:05in tonight's honorable mention.
40:44Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:46$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:50Here we go.
40:50Our third-place $4,000 winner is...
40:54Frozen Foursome Falls, sent in by Justice Bradbury from Gladewater, Texas.
41:02And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's funniest home video is...
41:08Piano Boogie Boys, sent in by Debbie Hilliott from Song Center, Minnesota, with Axl, Angie,
41:14and Debbie.
41:16Yes.
41:17Now, congratulations.
41:20Now, this was shot ten years ago.
41:23Axl, I heard you were a little embarrassed about sending in the video, but how do you
41:27feel about your booger confession now that you won?
41:32Worth it?
41:32Is it worth it, buddy?
41:33Yeah.
41:36I think he's still in shock.
41:38That's what I think.
41:39Well, it was good you admitted it, and even better that you sent the video to us.
41:43Congratulations.
41:44You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:48Oh, my God!
41:52Well, that's our show, and on behalf of our entire crew, I'd just like to say, I wish I
41:57hadn't eaten so many french fries during lunch.
41:59Am I right?
42:00Like, they're just kind of sitting there.
42:02Anyway, we'll see you next time, and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on
42:06the show, we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:08So goodnight, everybody, and remember, send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Goodnight, y'all.
42:12Goodnight, y'all.
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