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00:03Tonight, join Kitty Flanagan, Pete Hellyer, Anne Edmunds, Ed Coverley, and Sam Pang as
00:11we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:16And now, he's back, your host, Tom Gleisner.
00:23Ladies and gentlemen, Australia, great to be back with you for another big year of breaking
00:27down the news in quiz show form, and could we have wrangled a better line-up to kick off
00:32season 2026?
00:34Winner of the People's Choice Award at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the officially
00:39most popular, Kitty Flanagan.
00:43Home host of the hugely successful Make Me Good at Golf podcast, one of our favourites,
00:49Pete Hellyer.
00:52Her new TV series, Bad Company, has just kicked off on the ABC, and we're in good company
00:57tonight with the fabulous Anne Edmunds.
01:01Here's the face of Yui Protein Powder and Industry Awards, it's the always available Ed Cavalier.
01:10And finally, where would we be without him?
01:13The host of Sam Pang tonight, welcome back, Mr. Sam Pang.
01:20Now, Anne, congratulations on your new TV series, Bad Company.
01:24Thank you very much.
01:26You play the artistic director of a fictional theatre company, what inspired the series?
01:33The play that you put me in.
01:36Yeah, of course, yes.
01:38I made a musical that Tom wrote, and then I made a comedy show about that.
01:44And you managed to recruit some pretty high-profile post-stars, including our very own Kitty Flanagan.
01:52And if you don't believe me, TV Week has the two of you on the cover.
01:58We have to ask about the haircut, Kitty.
02:02Are we go real?
02:03That is my real hair.
02:05That's friendship, guys.
02:06That is friendship.
02:10I cut myself a fringe and realised why I've never had a fringe.
02:15I mean, you're burying the lead.
02:17Lucinda and Andrea have joined the cast of Matt.
02:20We'll cover that in.
02:21We didn't know that.
02:23And Anne, you and Kitty have some wonderful scenes together.
02:25In the theatre, it's bad luck to say good luck, so we say chookers.
02:28Chookers?
02:29Yeah, chookers.
02:30I don't have time.
02:33But you were saying before, Anne, you've discovered the derivation of the term chookers.
02:38Yes.
02:38What is it all about?
02:38In the olden days of theatre, if the show was going well, then it would sell out and the
02:42actors would get shouted a chicken meal for the, like, afterwards.
02:46So, actually...
02:51Exactly.
02:52No, Channel 10 asked me to pass this on to you, Sam, for the season ahead.
02:58Good on you, mate.
03:00Chookers.
03:02Chookers.
03:03Chookers.
03:04Chookers.
03:04Chookers, Sam.
03:05Can we tuck it under the...
03:06Just for safety.
03:07Tuck it under the things.
03:07Now, Kitty, huge start for the year for you, not only appearing in Anne's show, but you
03:12won the People's Choice Award at the Melbourne International Festival.
03:17So, basically, you sold more tickets than anyone else.
03:22Yep.
03:22I like to say I'm the Princess of Hearts.
03:24That's what I want to be called now.
03:26The People's Princess.
03:27Princess of Hearts.
03:28And, um, I brought my trophy in that I wanted to get us there.
03:31It's a chicken.
03:33This is my trophy.
03:34Oh, here you go.
03:35This is huge.
03:36Oh.
03:41Kitting thousands of people flocked to see your show, including this gentleman who appeared
03:45backstage.
03:47That's very, um...
03:50There's a rumour that he and I are good friends, but I think that dispels everything.
03:54The chemistry there, Sam.
03:56It's electric.
03:57It's, uh...
03:59Also, that's because Kitty wouldn't let me hold the trophy.
04:02Oh, yeah.
04:04Also, I just want to say, the award is determined by people who buy tickets.
04:08So, Sam famously did not vote for me because he rang my manager and asked for a freebie.
04:12Oh, for real?
04:14I guess, obvious question, Sam.
04:16What did you think of Kitty's show?
04:20I know what you think I'm going to say.
04:22That, oh, you know, it was a great TED talk and there was no jokes in it and all that
04:25sort
04:25of stuff.
04:25I'm not going to say that.
04:26It was a...
04:27I would describe it as a masterclass by a comedian at the top of her game.
04:32It was so funny.
04:33The audience loved it and I loved it as well.
04:35Wow.
04:40Because you were telling me backstage before.
04:46It is great to see you again, Pete.
04:48And since we last spoke, you've taken up golf in a very serious way.
04:52I have.
04:53I've started a golf podcast, Make Me Good at Golf, from Damien Fleming and Limo.
04:57And I was playing a lot of golf and I wanted to claim it on tax.
05:01You've done it tonight.
05:02A lot of comedians play golf.
05:04Yes.
05:05During the festival, we actually did the Comedians Cup.
05:09And 44 comedians actually rocked up to play at 7.45 in the morning during the festival.
05:18Most were drunk and those who weren't drunk were hungover.
05:21And, yeah, it was great.
05:23I think we're at a shot here of a couple of the, I think, the group you've both...
05:26Yes, Kitty was in my team.
05:28It's Colin Lane, Jimmy McGee.
05:29And I have to say, Kitty's commitment to Fisk is amazing.
05:36Now, Ed, welcome back.
05:37It's been a huge couple of days for you.
05:39Thank you, Tom.
05:40Uh, just over the weekend, a sold-out appearance at the Insurance Business Awards.
05:52Thank you, Kitty.
05:53I'll thank you, by the way.
05:55Thank you so much.
05:57How, uh, how did it go, Ed?
05:59Look, Tom, can I tell you something?
06:02Insurance people are good people.
06:04Why would you take a photograph where there's no...
06:06Why would you steal that where there's no one else there having a great time?
06:08Well, there should be 40...
06:10Everyone, ah, ah, this is a great night.
06:11Insurance.
06:12Everyone's having a huge...
06:13Ah, it's a huge...
06:14I know the audience reaction to your appearing.
06:17I start, no, I start.
06:18It was amazing.
06:19Ah!
06:24All right.
06:26We have got a huge week of news to dissect.
06:30So, for the first time this year, hands-on buzzers.
06:34Prime Minister Anthony Abonisi welcomed a special visitor today.
06:37Who was it?
06:39Sam.
06:40I believe it's the Japanese Prime Minister.
06:42Yeah, Sanai Takachi.
06:43First visit to Australia.
06:44Nothing to do with politics, the Japanese Prime Minister thinks
06:47Albanese is a rare Pokemon.
06:49Is that right?
06:50Thank you for the follow-up.
06:52Sam gets the points.
06:53Well, here's a phrase we've heard a bit.
06:54So-called ISIS brides.
06:56ISIS brides.
06:57ISIS brides.
06:57ISIS brides.
06:58ISIS brides.
06:59Who or what are the ISIS brides?
07:02Anne.
07:02That is the new season of maths.
07:04Yeah, that...
07:06It's taken a turn.
07:07Help us out, Ed.
07:08Who are the ISIS...
07:08Well, people who left Australia to go and marry ISIS fighters
07:11who now want to come back.
07:12Come back.
07:12And what are your thoughts on that, Ed?
07:13Well, I can tell you.
07:14It's all on my blog, which is now being hosted by Sky News.
07:17OK.
07:18What's your idea?
07:19Ed, points are yours.
07:20I'm in.
07:20I've got some thoughts on it.
07:21Really?
07:22Sam, please.
07:22I think we should all spare a thought and remember the ISIS bridesmaids.
07:28Because...
07:29Because...
07:29You know that old saying,
07:31always an ISIS bridesmaid, never the ISIS bride?
07:35You make a good point.
07:36Oh, there was an intriguing post from Pauline Hanson this week.
07:40Yes, it's fast.
07:41Yes, it's sexy.
07:42No, it's not battery-operated.
07:46What's she talking about?
07:48Ed.
07:49Gina Reinhardt gave her a jet.
07:53Oh, same.
07:57Apparently, he's only got one right wing, though.
07:59Oh, there you go.
08:02Thank you, Matt.
08:04Thank you, Matt.
08:05So great.
08:06Yes, Kitty.
08:06And it looks like Pizza Hut gave her a shirt.
08:10Put it in.
08:12Interesting statement from Donald Trump.
08:14To get in there, you have to be very smart.
08:16You have to do a lot of things physically good.
08:19To get in there, you have to be very smart, physically good.
08:23What's she talking about, Pete?
08:24Yeah, the colonoscopy.
08:27Kitty, what's the president talking about?
08:29The first lady?
08:31It's going to be my answer for everything.
08:33He had some visitors.
08:34He had some visitors with him in the White House.
08:35You can see from the blue, you know, Ant.
08:37Yeah, I see.
08:37I feel like it's NASA.
08:39Or did you say the Artemis 2 crew?
08:41Yep.
08:42Good on you.
08:43And points are yours.
08:44Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was grilled on Capitol Hill.
08:48I'll give it to you as a big, fat negative.
08:53What's he denying?
08:54He's saying no, no, no.
08:56Sam?
08:57He was asked if he'd invested in, what is it?
09:00Yeah, ammunition and weapons and all that before they went to war.
09:04Absolutely.
09:05And it's a big, fat negative,
09:06which is the same thing that Danny Minogue said to me
09:08when I asked her out.
09:12Well, how did you...
09:13You joined the dots on that.
09:14What did you say?
09:14I'd love to hear what you said to Danny.
09:16What did you offer her?
09:17It was a chicken.
09:20We need to move on, sorry.
09:21Sam, points to yours.
09:22Oh, mon dieu.
09:24To France now.
09:24And what happened in the River Seine?
09:28Piece that picture together for me.
09:29Oh.
09:31It.
09:31Well, if a French bus drove into the river.
09:35If only they knew somewhere they could insure it.
09:38LAUGHTER
09:40Good point.
09:43If, yeah, it drove into the Seine,
09:45apparently everyone is OK.
09:46Not such a smart bus now, is it?
09:48There we go.
09:49Everyone's OK, Tom.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Yeah, yeah.
09:51Physically, but mentally, they'll be scarred for life.
09:55Yes.
09:57I think it's important we just point these things out.
10:00Oh, they're all OK, they're all OK.
10:02If I was in a bus that was going into the water,
10:04I may not be OK for the rest of my life.
10:07Well, sure.
10:08Ed, points to yours.
10:09William and Kate have released this image
10:12to mark what occasion.
10:14Uh, Pete.
10:15It's their new website, incestry.com.
10:21This is disgusting.
10:22As a monarchist, Tom, I'll take this.
10:24It is Princess Charlotte's 12th birthday.
10:27No.
10:28Oh, dear.
10:28Hmm.
10:30Sam.
10:31Dear, oh, dear.
10:32That is that family's beautiful tribute
10:35to the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings
10:38where 6,000 brave soldiers died.
10:40Hmm.
10:42It's kind of giving off shallow grave vibes.
10:46But what's it?
10:47They're marking a special occasion.
10:49Sam, it's a wedding anniversary.
10:5115th?
10:52Oh.
10:53No.
10:54Yes, the 15th wedding anniversary.
10:56Thank you, Sam.
10:57I will pay that.
10:58We've got to take a break.
10:59Back with more from the week.
11:14America's words carry weight.
11:16The blockade is genius.
11:18I've been lying to the American public.
11:20Shame on you for that statement.
11:21And, of course...
11:22I seem a bit anxious.
11:23Shock jock.
11:24Carl Sanderland.
11:25Coming back, guys.
11:26Will it be a podcast?
11:2786, that argument.
11:29We'd be mugs to think...
11:30I'm still innocent.
11:31It's left a sour taste in the mouth.
11:33But what really stuck out?
11:34A dolphin has been spotted cruising up the Yaris.
11:37Straight from the humpback highway.
11:39Yee!
11:44We're back.
11:44A lot to get through.
11:47Hands back on buzzers.
11:49And starting with the word of the week.
11:51Brat.
11:52Brat.
11:52Brat.
11:53Brat.
11:53Brat.
11:53Brat.
11:54Brat.
11:54Why is that back in the news?
11:56Brat.
11:57Sam.
11:58That's how an Asian person orders a bacon, lettuce, avocado.
12:07Welcome back.
12:09We're moving away.
12:11Is that the new US ambassador to Australia, correct?
12:14Indeed.
12:15Thank you, Ed David.
12:16Brat.
12:16Well, some medical news now.
12:18There is a new viral trend that's claiming to be a fix in helping some women reduce their
12:23menopause symptoms.
12:24What is the viral fix, Kitty?
12:26Oxy.
12:30This is legal, but it's a bit weird.
12:33I think it's divorce.
12:35That might alleviate some of the...
12:37Hey, judging by my wife, true crime documentary.
12:42It's a combination of a couple of...
12:44Antihistamine or something?
12:45It's got like a...
12:46Antihistamine and a...
12:48It's a household item.
12:50What else have we got?
12:51We've got Panadol, Nurofen.
12:52You've had a big meal and you're feeling...
12:54Antip...
12:54Acid.
12:56Acid.
12:56Combination of hay fever and antacid medication.
12:59Thank goodness.
13:00Thanks for mansplaining it to me.
13:03Unbelievable.
13:04Unbelievable.
13:06No more menopause questions.
13:07Is it hot in here?
13:09Yeah.
13:10OK, it's time for a look at all things entertainment.
13:18Oh, and tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by Yui.
13:22You insured.
13:23But don't just take my word for it.
13:25Chop around.
13:26Yeah.
13:28Been a big summer, Ed?
13:31Yeah, I've had a few days on, yeah.
13:33We are very excited to have Yui as our showbiz sponsor for the rest of this year.
13:37The Prime Minister popped up on what Aussie TV show this week?
13:42Pete.
13:43Farmer wants a trade deal.
13:45Don't we all.
13:47No, Ant?
13:48No, that's the 100, I know, because Lloyd was on it.
13:51Oh, was he?
13:51Only time I've seen him in the last year.
13:54Thank you, Ant.
13:55But Kyle Sanderland's posted this video to fans.
13:59Shh, don't tell anyone that I'm working on a new...
14:02He's working on a new...
14:03Anne, what's Kyle working on?
14:05An astrology chart.
14:06Is...
14:09Less likely, uh, Pete.
14:11It's a new project.
14:12It's actually the project.
14:14Kyle and Waleed together at last.
14:18I think Pete might be closer.
14:20It's a new...
14:21I assume radio show?
14:23Well, it's...
14:23Podcast.
14:25Podcast.
14:26You know what?
14:28Pete sort of got there.
14:29It's a new show called Kyle Live.
14:31No details yet.
14:32Oh, yeah.
14:32But I think Pete might have just snuck in there first.
14:34Oh, this was good to hear.
14:35Acting great and friend of the show, Sam Neill, shared what?
14:38Happy news this week.
14:40This is great news.
14:41He's, um...
14:42He said he's going to start reading scripts before saying yes to them.
14:45He's...
14:47Sam...
14:48Uh, Ed, help me out.
14:49Uh, cancer-free, I believe, Tom.
14:50Yes, it's very exciting.
14:51Did you describe him as friend of the show?
14:53Yeah.
14:54He's been on the show once.
14:56That's all you need?
14:59What bar do you have to clear to become friend of the show in your eyes?
15:03Good question.
15:03More than once.
15:07We're doing showbiz.
15:08Let's move on.
15:09And I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
15:12Hello, Mr. Gleisner.
15:14Hello, everyone.
15:15It's Guy Montgomery here, friend of the show.
15:17What big change has occurred on Guy Montgomery's Guymon Spellingby Season 3?
15:24What big change has Guy's show made?
15:27Uh, Pete.
15:28Not sure how intimacy week works in a spelling bee.
15:32That does involve intimacy.
15:33Anyone know what the big change on this thing is?
15:36Anne?
15:36No more Aaron Chen.
15:38And now it's Sam Campbell.
15:39Oh, Anne, let's see if you're right.
15:41That's right.
15:41I got a brand spanking new assistant in the form of Sam Campbell.
15:47Anne Pontius.
15:48Or tough week for Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly.
15:50What's happened here?
15:53Pete, I think you are the one to answer this.
15:55Wrong place, wrong time, Broden.
15:56Bad luck.
15:57Um, that was at the Comedians' Cup.
16:00The golf tournament you organised?
16:02I organised that golf tournament.
16:03And that was the very first shot of the day.
16:07Comedian Kyle Legacy played a shot.
16:09Broden was standing behind him.
16:10Somehow the ball went right into his face.
16:12What?
16:13And smashed it.
16:14And we were devastated because we didn't have cameras filming that part of content.
16:19But you would have been covered.
16:20You'd have public liability insurance.
16:22You got a number for Yui, Ed.
16:23I do.
16:26SAS Australia returned last week.
16:28The series was shot in what?
16:29Hostile and unforgiving location.
16:32Pete.
16:33The Comedians' Cup.
16:34On a golf ball.
16:35What's on a golf ball, Sam?
16:37Hostile and unforgiving.
16:38My mother-in-law's place, Tom.
16:41There you go, Tom.
16:42He's a classic.
16:43He's a classic.
16:45He's a classic there, Tom.
16:46Top of his game.
16:47Kitty.
16:48Was it an Optus store?
16:50A little further north, Kitty.
16:54Syria?
16:55Not that hostile.
16:58Pete.
16:58I think it was Morocco.
16:59Yeah, Morocco.
17:00Morocco isn't it?
17:01Oh, I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
17:05G'day, Tom.
17:05Hey, everyone.
17:06I have just been announced as the new host of what brand new show?
17:12Robert Irwin hosting what new show?
17:14Man.
17:15Have you been paying attention?
17:16I'm sorry, Tom.
17:17Well, he has.
17:18He didn't.
17:18He filled in for me last year.
17:19Yeah, he was.
17:20No, this is incredible.
17:22It was really, really energetic.
17:24Charismatic.
17:25Pretty sharp.
17:26Yeah, it was amazing.
17:26Kept it moving.
17:27Kept it moving.
17:30Is it a Dancing with the Stars, but like Dancing with the Stars backstage or something?
17:36Something like that.
17:37In brackets, something like that.
17:39He's right, Peter.
17:40They're looking for someone.
17:40They're looking for people for the shoe.
17:43Dancing with the dancers.
17:45Pete, stop there.
17:47I think, let's see if you're right.
17:49It's Dancing with the Stars, the next pro.
17:52Seriously, Pete, close enough.
17:53I'm going to give you the points.
17:55Awesome.
17:55Big TV news here at 10.
17:57Ed Cavalli is set to star in what new production?
18:01Kitty.
18:01Is it Yui the Musical?
18:04It should be.
18:06Good idea.
18:08I know what Yui did last summer.
18:10Wow.
18:12That's it?
18:13It's not part of the Yui universe.
18:19It's a comedy called Cop That.
18:22No, it's not.
18:26That's close enough.
18:27Is it a comedy called Cop This?
18:28That would change it.
18:30It's a new...
18:31Sam?
18:31You sure it's a comedy?
18:35It's a new telly movie.
18:36Tell us about it, Ed.
18:36It's a bit awkward, actually.
18:38I play the head of a theatre company.
18:41No, it's a comedy.
18:42It's a comedy telly movie right here for the Channel 10 network.
18:45Shot in this very building, Tommy.
18:46I think just about every comedian in the country.
18:49Shut up.
18:50Most comedians.
18:51Shut up.
18:51I'm in it.
18:52Shut up.
18:53Did you get the chat?
18:54No.
18:55Sorry.
18:55Who did not have a role in Cop This?
19:03That's a little awkward.
19:04We've got to take a break.
19:05Back with our...
19:05We'll just go right after this.
19:07No.
19:15We're back watching Have You Been Paying a Temptive.
19:18It's time for me, our first guest quizmaster for the year.
19:21She's a true Hollywood heavyweight.
19:23Just flown in from the set of her latest movie,
19:26Somewhere in the World.
19:27Actor, author and podcaster.
19:29Say hello to Angari Rudd.
19:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:34Hello, Gary.
19:35Well, lovely to see you again.
19:36Oh, thank you for having me.
19:38Fourth time on the show.
19:40Pretty exciting.
19:41So much has happened since we last saw you.
19:43The lead role in Mean Girls, the musical performance.
19:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:47You are here.
19:49Such a good movie.
19:51How on earth did you land that role?
19:53Oh, gosh.
19:54I mean, it was amazing.
19:55I woke up to an email from Tina Fey in my inbox.
19:58Who wrote the original Mean Girls movie.
20:00Yes.
20:00I thought it was fake, but it turned out to be real.
20:04There you go.
20:04Wow.
20:04Yeah.
20:05And did you actually meet, I think, Tina, was it on set?
20:08Yes, yes.
20:09She reprised her role as the teacher and she wrote the script and, yeah, so it was great.
20:14Super fun.
20:15Incredible.
20:15Now, you've also finished shooting season two of The Last Thing He Told Me with Jennifer
20:21Gunn.
20:21Yes, yes.
20:22And a lot of that was shot in France, I believe.
20:25Yes.
20:26For season two, we got to go to Paris, which was very exciting.
20:29How's your French?
20:30Uh, wit.
20:33Bilingual.
20:35But your latest film project, it's a romantic comedy called Finding Emily.
20:40Yes.
20:40What's it all about?
20:41So it's about a young boy who meets a girl called Emily at a night, they're on a night
20:47out and she gives him her number, but it's missing one digit.
20:52And he goes on a quest to find Emily, but there are lots of Emily's around.
20:58He finds me one Emily, I'd say I'm going to help him.
21:01Kitty did that to me when I asked her to be in my show.
21:12She left off all the numbers.
21:16That can happen.
21:17Now, the movie's produced by the same team that gave us Bridget Jones and Love Actually,
21:21so again, how do you land a role like that?
21:24Oh, gosh.
21:25I mean, luck.
21:26I read the script.
21:27I loved it.
21:27I spoke to the director and I guess, I don't know, it just happened.
21:31Yes, Pete?
21:32If the phone number's only missing one digit, couldn't you just rotate numbers through
21:37that?
21:39What if you don't know which digit is missing?
21:42There we go.
21:43There we go.
21:43Yeah.
21:43It's funny now.
21:45I'm going to see the movie now.
21:47See the movie.
21:48And Gary, how do you feel about, you've been on the show how many times?
21:51I guess this is my fourth time.
21:53Friend in the show.
21:54How would you just, how do you feel about, say, Sam Neill?
21:59I don't know if you know that old man.
22:00No, I don't.
22:01He's been on the show once and he's been also described as a friend of the show.
22:05How do you feel about that?
22:06I feel like I'm in good company.
22:08You are unbelievable.
22:10Who's going to get through here?
22:12This is genius.
22:14All right.
22:15Would you like to work with Sam?
22:16With Sam Neill?
22:17Yeah.
22:17I've worked with him.
22:18Oh, really?
22:18Yeah.
22:19Would you like to work with him again?
22:20Yes.
22:20You want to hurry up.
22:21Oh, sorry, Sam.
22:25Very dull.
22:27Retiring.
22:28What did you work with Sam?
22:30Oh, we both voiced animated characters in a film called Daisy Quokka, which was very sweet.
22:35Yeah, a kid's film.
22:36Hold on.
22:36Were you ever in the booth at the same time?
22:38No, I never met him, but we're in the movie together.
22:41Have you really worked with him?
22:42Well, it all counts.
22:45Let's get back to Finding Emily.
22:47It was shot in Manchester.
22:48Yes, Manchester.
22:49Did you have to do a Mancurian accent?
22:50No, I'm American in the film.
22:53Thank goodness for that.
22:54Well, actually, sorry.
22:54That's not your accent.
22:55I'll tell you who does an incredible Mancurian accent.
22:57Close your eyes and you think he's from there.
23:00Peter Hellyer does.
23:03It's just uncanny that you're here, Angari.
23:06Like, this is going to freak you out.
23:09You're going to think both Gallagher brothers are here right now.
23:16Have you been paying attention?
23:19Wow!
23:22Angari, please, what a score out of ten for that.
23:26Oh, I mean...
23:27Hey, Angari, Kitty does a Nigerian accent.
23:30Unbelievable.
23:32Now, Angari, you're about to release a new book.
23:34Yes.
23:34It's called My Wonderful Disgrace.
23:37Yes.
23:37And I'm looking at the authors.
23:40Yes.
23:40It's yourself and would that be your mum?
23:42Yes, my mum, Kate.
23:43Here's to me.
23:45Hello, Kate.
23:46Sorry.
23:50How does that writing process work?
23:53Oh, well, for this one, we kind of divided character perspectives
23:58and chapters and wrote little bits and cross-edited and, yeah,
24:02now it's a book.
24:03Kate, what's it about?
24:04Oh, God.
24:07It's all about a school ball night that goes horribly wrong.
24:10Okay.
24:11Okay.
24:11My mum wrote me a book once.
24:12What was it called?
24:13Move Out and Never Come Back.
24:16Lovely, yeah.
24:17Yes, Pete?
24:17I wanted to ask, you're in one of my favourite movies, The Nice Guys.
24:20Oh, yeah.
24:20Thanks.
24:20Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, very underrated film, I think.
24:24Who was nicer, Ryan or Russell?
24:27Oh, no, I can't.
24:28They were both equally nice.
24:29No, they weren't.
24:30They weren't.
24:33All right, and Gary's kindly agreed to ask you five some questions,
24:36so why don't you grab the cards and let's jump into it.
24:39Billy Eilish has teamed up with film director James Cameron to do what?
24:43Pete.
24:44I think he's directing a concert of hers under the ocean somewhere, I think.
24:50I assume.
24:52He's recording a concert.
24:53But not quite sounding.
24:55Pete's leaving out a critical detail.
24:57What is it?
24:57It's a 3D concert.
24:59Yes.
25:00Really?
25:01And it's in Manchester from one of her shows in Manchester.
25:05Oh, it's in Manchester, is it?
25:08It's like you're there.
25:11It's like you're there.
25:13Gary, have you ever met James Cameron or Billy Eilish?
25:15The one.
25:16No.
25:16OK.
25:17It's all right.
25:19You're not going to do this with every question.
25:21Is it all...
25:22Are they all showbiz questions?
25:23No, yeah, well...
25:24I'm going to ask you about every question.
25:26We'll see how we go.
25:27Next question, please.
25:29Timothy Chalamet has come under fire for doing what at a New York Knicks basketball game?
25:35Kitty.
25:35I know this one.
25:36He was man-spreading onto Tina Fey.
25:39Tina Fey with eyes.
25:40Yeah, look at that.
25:42And Gary, have you ever met Timothy Chalamet?
25:45I have not, no.
25:47Zero for three, then.
25:48OK.
25:50Next question, please.
25:51Huge week for punk rockers Amal and the Sniffers.
25:54They've done what for the second year in a row?
25:57It's a number one song on Smooth FM.
26:01Hey.
26:02It does involve a soul and some success, Pete.
26:05No, the Sniffers finally got the suit affair with the...
26:09Anyone know what they've done?
26:10Kitty, help us out.
26:11They won the People's Choice Award for song.
26:14Yeah, they won Apra Song of the Year.
26:16Yes.
26:17That's what you want.
26:17For their track, Jerkin.
26:19Jerkin.
26:21Which is a little jacket.
26:22Hey, Gary, we have to do this.
26:24Tom, what is your favourite Amal and the Sniffers?
26:27It's hard to top Jerkin.
26:33Sorry, Gary.
26:36Next question, please.
26:37A list of the top 50 Australian movies has been released.
26:41What two films has Tom personally been involved in?
26:45Oh, this is embarrassing.
26:48That's unbelievable.
26:51We all know it's The Castle.
26:54Yeah.
26:55And the Russell Coit movie Enter The Coit.
27:00Halfway again, five points and Pete.
27:01It's The Castle and the one where you had the GoPro on your shoe
27:05on public transport.
27:06Yes.
27:09Gary, please.
27:10Let's get started.
27:10The Castle and The Dish, Tommy.
27:13That is correct.
27:14And Gary, have you seen those movies?
27:16I've seen one of them.
27:17Which one?
27:18I've seen The Castle.
27:19You've seen The Castle.
27:19I haven't seen The Dish.
27:20No, I haven't.
27:21Ask about all those people.
27:24You can catch Finding Emily in cinemas from May 21st.
27:28Would you please thank true friend of the show and Gary?
27:38APPLAUSE
27:41And if you're back and it's time to put it to you about the show,
27:44it's time to put it to you individually for the test.
27:46Today is, of course, May the 4th, unofficially known as Star Wars Day.
27:50May the 4th be with you.
27:51It's also a perfect time of the year to relax those aching muscles
27:55by sinking into a heated hot tub.
27:58What?
27:59What?
27:59What?
28:00Put those two concepts together and you get...
28:04What is happening?
28:10Sparble.
28:11Yes.
28:12Very simple challenge.
28:14I'll show you each a name.
28:15You tell me if it's...
28:16I can do this off the...
28:18Wow, without the cross.
28:19I'll, um...
28:20Oh.
28:20Sorry.
28:22Got to turn my wand off.
28:24There we go.
28:26Oh, God.
28:28Very simple challenge.
28:29I'll show you each a name.
28:31You tell me if it's a heated hot tub or part of the Star Wars universe.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:39No.
28:42Give it a chance now.
28:44All right, Tom.
28:45Give it a chance.
28:46Give it a chance, please.
28:47Ed Cavanagh, you're up first.
28:49No.
28:51No.
28:54Vortex.
28:55Vortex.
28:55Galactic spacecraft with hyperdrives for maximum power and dual turbo lasers for ship-to-ship
29:01combat.
29:01It's the Empire's flagship battle cruiser.
29:03Or there's a party in the tub and everyone's invited.
29:07The ultimate luxury statement for your backyard.
29:10With twin shiatsu massage love seats.
29:12But it's the perfect relaxation experience for up to ten adults.
29:17Ed, do you think that's a Star Wars spaceship or a hot tub?
29:21Last time you were in a ten-person hot tub, like, why would you want all those people together
29:25in a hot tub?
29:26That just seems disgusting.
29:27It does.
29:28It does.
29:29So?
29:30If I get it right, I'm a nerd.
29:32You are anyway.
29:35And if you get it wrong, you're a perv.
29:37Yeah.
29:38There's no winning.
29:39There's no winning.
29:40This segment is actually nerd or perv.
29:43Write that down next week.
29:45Write that down.
29:46And as usual, I'll take perv because, uh, that, my friend.
29:51On brand.
29:52Yes.
29:54It's a spa, Tommy.
29:55It is indeed a spa.
29:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:59Oh, beautifully done.
30:01All right.
30:01Pete, Labria, an intergalactic war criminal and music lover.
30:08Jesus.
30:09Who spends much of his time in distant space boards, drinking with other unsavoury locals.
30:14Or, reset and renew your radiance rituals with this luxurious at-home outdoor bath, handcrafted
30:22in cedar.
30:22It's an everyday escape.
30:24Go solo or invite a friend.
30:34Labria.
30:38I, listen, I do love Star Wars.
30:41I don't go into all of it.
30:43Don't go into the Labria?
30:48Always very careful around the Labria.
30:52Pete, it's very simple.
30:53It's either a Star Wars character or a hot tub.
30:55So just go with insects.
30:56You hear the name Labria and you think...
30:59I'm going to Star Wars.
31:01You're correct.
31:01Star Wars character.
31:06Well done, Pete.
31:08All right, Anne.
31:09Oh, God.
31:11Yes, Tom.
31:12Exegol.
31:13A hidden and desolate planet in the unknown regions.
31:16It's a secret stronghold for the forces of the dark side and is the staging ground for
31:21an epic battle between Sith and Jedi or one tub.
31:25Endless options.
31:26This German-engineered pool functions as a dual hot spa and lap pool.
31:32Exercise your core and get a full body workout.
31:35Then recover your muscles all in one handy unit.
31:38Exegol.
31:40Exegol.
31:40Exegol.
31:41Do you watch Star Wars, Anne?
31:41Do you ever see it?
31:42Do you watch my Star Wars?
31:43No.
31:43I'm not a virgin.
31:50Labria is in use.
31:58And we've got next week's promo recorded.
32:02I'm going to say, just off the top of my head, it's that strange world there.
32:06Give it to us.
32:06The planet, please.
32:08Star Wars planet?
32:08Yes.
32:09You're correct.
32:09All right, Anne.
32:12Sam, we're three from three.
32:14You say that like you're proud of the way things are going.
32:17Sam.
32:18Yavin 4.
32:19Or, Jungle Moon in the Outer Rim and the location for the Rebellion's epic victory
32:24where an expertly guided torpedo destroyed the Death Star.
32:28Or, turn bath time into me time with his budget-friendly inflatable spa.
32:34Comfortable for up to four, it's affordable, portable and puncture resistant.
32:38It comes with six targeted water jets for an intense bubble massage.
32:43Can be deflated in just minutes.
32:45Sam, what are you thinking?
32:46Yavin 4.
32:47With the first bit about Star Wars, you described it as what?
32:51A jungle moon in the Outer Rim.
32:53Yeah, that continued on.
32:55And the location for the Rebellion's epic victory.
32:58Which it wasn't.
33:00I know the location for the Rebels' historic victory.
33:04It was on the Endor Moon.
33:07So...
33:08Thanks, Virgin.
33:13You've never been to the Outer Rim.
33:21So, the fact that I know the answer means that the Yavin 4 is the spa.
33:25And also, you know what I want to give it away a bit?
33:28There's four people in it.
33:30Because that is undoubtedly a Yavin.
33:34And there's four people in it.
33:37Tommy, just give me the points.
33:40It's the Star Wars planet.
33:42Yes.
33:45Mate.
33:46No way.
33:47They left from Yavin 4 to fight the Death Star over the Ewok moon.
33:52Yes.
33:53The Endor moon is where the Ewoks are.
33:57No, it's above that in Endor.
33:58Look, it's not a big deal.
34:00It's not like...
34:02They left from Yavin 4.
34:03I'm going to walk off set.
34:08Sam, I've got to go with the production team and put this together.
34:11I've got to back them.
34:12In the words of Anne Edmonds...
34:13No.
34:13No.
34:15Tell you, Sam, Ed's right.
34:17You're thinking of the end of Return of the Jedi.
34:20Oh, yeah.
34:20Yeah, that's right.
34:21With all the little Ewoks on the Endor moon.
34:24Oh, God.
34:24Don't make me get my wand out.
34:26Oh!
34:28OK, let's bring this thing home.
34:30Kitty, to Romas.
34:32I...
34:32We.
34:34I already did mine.
34:35Did I do Kitty?
34:37Yeah.
34:37No, you haven't.
34:38So we've got to take a break.
34:41LAUGHTER
34:45She's tricking it.
34:46She's gaslighting your time.
34:47No, come on.
34:49It's a Jedi mind trick.
34:52LAUGHTER
34:54APPLAUSE
34:57Yes, Kitty, to Romas.
35:01Famously stoic and famously bald,
35:03this silent cyber-enhanced Operation 8
35:06is integral to Han Solo's capture in The Empire Strikes Back.
35:10Or tuck your tootsies into this portable pedicure tub
35:14featuring leakage protection.
35:16You can do with that right now.
35:17And a convenient foldable design.
35:19It's the perfect gift for yourself
35:21and your overworked extremities.
35:24Plug in and unwind.
35:25Yep.
35:25Uh, it's the bald guy.
35:27LAUGHTER
35:28Why did you go instantly to the Star Wars character
35:30and not be...
35:31Oh, cos I want it to be over time.
35:33LAUGHTER
35:36Would it...
35:36Would it sway you in any...
35:38I just don't...
35:38I think that people that use foot spars
35:40would never put a silent P on the top.
35:43LAUGHTER
35:45Because the people wouldn't know how to...
35:47..for to renounce it.
35:49LAUGHTER
35:50..would wreak all kinds of havoc
35:52with their people calling up to make a sale at telesales.
35:56Well, Kitty...
35:56..so he's going to be the bald guy.
35:59Sadly...
35:59Oh, no!
36:00..you won't be going home with your very own...
36:03LAUGHTER
36:04..and that's the bonus.
36:05LAUGHTER
36:07I like that.
36:10Can you believe it all too soon?
36:13LAUGHTER
36:13That brings us to the end of...
36:15Star Wars.
36:17APPLAUSE
36:21Back with more Have You Been Paying Catcher
36:23right after this.
36:24CHEERING
36:31APPLAUSE
36:31Thank you for watching Have You Been Paying Catcher
36:33with just quickly Sam.
36:35You popped up in Ursula Carlson's new TV series this week.
36:40You played her doctor.
36:42Yes.
36:42How would you describe the role?
36:44Well, my parents were finally proud.
36:46LAUGHTER
36:48I was a doctor.
36:49And, uh...
36:50Yeah, Ursula's got a new sketch show on the ABC.
36:53It's called Ursula.
36:53Yeah.
36:54It's called what?
36:54Called Ursula.
36:56Yeah, and, uh...
36:58And, yeah, I was just...
36:59I was in one sketch, I think.
37:00Let's, uh...
37:00Let's take a look.
37:01Oh.
37:01I'm afraid it's much more serious than menopause.
37:04I'm sorry to tell you this,
37:05but you've contracted early onset Karen.
37:08LAUGHTER
37:10LAUGHTER
37:14Not the only cameo in the series.
37:17Are you in it, Tom?
37:19I play a priest.
37:21Wow.
37:22My parents will be very proud of you.
37:25LAUGHTER
37:25Hands on buzzers.
37:28This 92-year-old nun
37:29has become an internet sensation.
37:36What did she want to try for the first time?
37:39Anne.
37:39Washing?
37:41What's that?
37:42She's at a table.
37:43If that helps, Kitty?
37:44It looks like a bread roll.
37:45But, but, well, yes, it's true.
37:47You're getting close to Sam.
37:49I saw this time.
37:50It's a kebab.
37:50Yeah, I'll pay that, Sam.
37:52She wanted to try a kebab.
37:53Mm-hm.
37:54To some viral video out of Indiana.
37:59What happens next?
38:01Kitty?
38:02Does he arrive at the garden he's going to mow?
38:05It's...
38:06It's not garden-related.
38:08It's, uh...
38:09Pete?
38:09I don't like to racially profile,
38:11but the police over there do.
38:12I suspect the police pull him over.
38:15Is...
38:16Pull him over.
38:16It doesn't involve police.
38:17It should have, but...
38:18Anne.
38:19What's he pushing?
38:19Just as a question for you, Tom.
38:21Oh.
38:23There's a rule in this show, Anne.
38:25Never ask me a follow-up question.
38:27Why is that a rule, Tom?
38:31Or a second.
38:33No-one saw this.
38:34This is viral, Ed.
38:35It's here by a car.
38:37He's running to buy a car.
38:38He's OK, though.
38:39Take a look.
38:42Oh.
38:44He's OK physically, but...
38:46LAUGHTER
38:50Mentally, it will be scarred for life.
38:52They will, yeah.
38:53OK, let's dive into the world of all things athletic.
38:57MUSIC
39:05With a little bit of sport, all right.
39:07Here I come, guys.
39:08It's going to be fast and furious.
39:10Stay with us.
39:11We're out.
39:11You're going to enjoy this sports segment.
39:13It's going to get hot.
39:13And Aussie star Travis Bazzana made his Major League Baseball debut for Cleveland.
39:19What song did he walk out to?
39:22Anne.
39:22Sheep are cute, sheep are beaut, sheep are soft and curly.
39:27LAUGHTER
39:30When I take him into town, I have to start out early.
39:33No?
39:34That's a beautiful.
39:35What is this?
39:35Great song, Anne.
39:36I never go the way I want, so I need someone to help me.
39:39I just give a whistle and call for Bob the Kelpie.
39:43LAUGHTER
39:48What did Travis walk out to?
39:50Pete?
39:50I think it was Down Under.
39:51Indeed, take a look.
39:52The second baseman, number 37, Trevis Bazzana.
39:59To some wild scenes at a football game in Spain.
40:02La goza, que es perder a Tassende.
40:03Le está diciendo el árbitro, Andrada, que se marche.
40:09Clashy, clashy.
40:10Uh-oh.
40:11All right, so goalkeeper Esteban Andrada has been red-carded.
40:15What happens next?
40:17Kitty?
40:17Is he hit by a car?
40:18Yeah.
40:22Passionate make-up set?
40:23Yes.
40:24I'm going to go to the other end of it.
40:26Ed, you're probably watching this late at night alone.
40:29I've seen this, yes, but I'm...
40:30Oh, Sam, what happened next?
40:32The violence continues.
40:35Wow, what a philosophical statement.
40:37He's kind of right.
40:39Would you like to see the violence?
40:41That is the only reason we're still here.
40:45Take a look.
40:49But get this, Ed, he punches the opponent.
40:5213-game ban.
40:53You've got a 13-game ban.
40:54Life for something like that in your...
40:56Oh, that guy went down pretty easy.
40:57Okay, okay.
40:59All right, the guy got hit.
41:01He's okay.
41:01Is he?
41:03Physically.
41:05No, you know, I'm in a bit of sport.
41:06Why is this Adidas shoe in the news?
41:09Oh.
41:09Ed?
41:11It's fast.
41:12It's sexy.
41:12Doesn't need batteries.
41:14It's fast.
41:15It's fast for certain, but it's very newsworthy.
41:18Is it actually sold out, Sam?
41:21It was worn by the two winners of the London Marathon,
41:24and they were both record-breakers.
41:26Indeed.
41:27Under two hours.
41:27Over 150,000 sports lovers gathered in Louisville, Kentucky,
41:32on Saturday for what annual event?
41:34Pete?
41:35The announcement of the secret herbs and spices.
41:37That's it.
41:39This is a single sport.
41:41Kitty?
41:42It's the big derby.
41:43The Kentucky derby.
41:45That's in...
41:45Correct.
41:47Golden tempo.
41:48I'm big on the nags.
41:49You're big on the nags.
41:51You love a little bit of a...
41:52I love a bit of a pun on the GGs.
41:55There you go.
41:56Kitty, I will pay that.
41:58We've got to take a break.
41:59Back with our winner right after this.
42:08We're back.
42:09We're close to the show out with a little rapid recall.
42:12Start that clock.
42:14Here's an interesting post from the White House to...
42:18Dot, dot, dot, Pete?
42:19Each year, Edo nominates her perfect threesome.
42:25They both said yes.
42:27No, two kings.
42:28Indeed.
42:29English and burger.
42:32A new survey in America has found that almost one-third of adults
42:37are not getting enough what?
42:39Kitty?
42:40Facts.
42:41Is wrong.
42:42I think that is sadly true.
42:44But Anne?
42:44It's either sleep or sex.
42:46I'm going to go with...
42:48Sleep.
42:52I feel like it's a phrase you say a lot.
42:55And I will pay that sleep.
42:57Tough week for Britney Spears.
42:59She's been charged with...
43:00P.
43:01Oops, she did it again.
43:02Drink driving.
43:04Yes and yes.
43:05Driving under the influence drugs.
43:07And alcohol.
43:08George Clooney surprised fans by revealing he's taking a step back from what?
43:13Kitty?
43:14Parenting.
43:14He wants to focus on his acting.
43:17How can you do that?
43:18Possibly the other way around, Sam.
43:20No, it's acting.
43:22His quote was, I'm not chasing a career anymore.
43:25We may never get it in Ocean's 47.
43:27We may not.
43:29Oh, not good news for Olympic breakdancer Ray Gunn.
43:33What's happened?
43:34Hey.
43:34Dev's that new.
43:35She qualified for the next Olympics.
43:37I don't think they're doing breakdancing this time around, Pete.
43:40No, I think she lost her real job.
43:42Yeah, she's a lecturer at uni and she's talking about cutbacks and she's one of them.
43:46Exciting news for fans of The Crown.
43:48What's happening?
43:50Kitty?
43:51Voted best lager?
43:52It's been the best.
43:53Yeah, not serious.
43:56The Netflix at Pete.
43:57I think they're doing a prequel.
43:58Yeah, a prequel.
43:59A prequel.
44:00Because they got up to modern day, so now they're going to go way, way back to the, probably
44:05before Prince Philip even, one of those...
44:07So when they were German.
44:08Yeah.
44:09They were German and black and white.
44:10All right, so look out for that one.
44:12Queen's Brian May has been banned from planting daffodils in his village.
44:16For what reason?
44:18Sam.
44:19He's been banned from planting daffodils.
44:21Wow, how rock and roll is that?
44:24God, you'd like to get a brush through that hair, wouldn't you?
44:29They're in the way, Tom.
44:30They're in the way of, like, the traffic or something.
44:32Yeah, they're a traffic safety.
44:33Traffic safety.
44:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:34It's like a daffodil, Tom.
44:35He's done a lot.
44:36Just saying it, Ed, points are yours.
44:38Big change at the Miami Grand Prix.
44:41Oh, and we're out of time.
44:42Let's check that final leaderboard.
44:44And our winner is...
44:45Pete Eleanor.
44:51Congratulations to our winner.
44:52And thanks to anyone who's been part of the show tonight.
44:55We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention right to the end of your live TV
45:00news cross.
45:00We can reveal that's now been blown out until after the school holidays.
45:07Fuck.
45:10Good night, Australia.
45:11See you all next week.
45:14We'll see you all next week.
45:15We'll see you all next week.
45:15We'll see you all next week.
45:16We'll see you all next week.
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