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00:02He's about to take us around the Bravo block, and she's used to having her own staff around
00:07the clock.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Kelsey Swanson and Mark Indelicato now.
00:22Hey, everybody.
00:24Welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:25I'm your host, Sandy Cohen.
00:26In the Bravo Clubhouse, closing out the weekend on Rhode Island night, please welcome Real
00:31Housewife of Rhode Island, Kelsey Swanson.
00:33Hey, Kelsey.
00:36My next guest is starring in the final season of Hacks with new episodes dropping Thursdays
00:41on HBO Max, but he's keeping busy by dissecting the first season of Rhode Island.
00:45It's our pal, Bravo superfan, Mark Indelicato.
00:48Hey, Mark.
00:50Okay, I want to get right into tonight's Bravo.
00:53Before we start with Rhode Island, what about Pinky and Angela tonight?
00:58That was fairly epic, right?
01:00It was epic, and, you know, I really appreciate Angela's attempts at reading.
01:05Okay.
01:05Oh, really?
01:06You don't think Angela can read?
01:07I mean, I think that Pinky kind of shut her down a little bit.
01:10Oh, you do?
01:11Okay, interesting.
01:11I think that it's like when Angela last season went up against Phaedra, and it's like,
01:15I appreciate that she comes, she keeps coming back, doing her best.
01:20You are rough.
01:23I, listen, I have to be, Andy.
01:25Yes.
01:26I mean, this is what this show is about.
01:27You're a scholar of the genre.
01:30That's right.
01:31I appreciate it.
01:32Yes.
01:32So, Kelsey, first of all, what did, what does your ex think about the show so far?
01:40He actually likes it.
01:41He likes it.
01:42You know what?
01:43He's mad that people are saying that he's a sugar daddy.
01:47He's like, do they know that I'm attractive, I'm active, I'm young?
01:50He does not like that.
01:51Well, he wouldn't let us show his photos.
01:53Yeah, but he's watching it, and he does love it.
01:55Okay.
01:55It must have been surreal for him to see, like, his house on the show, but he was never in
02:00it.
02:01That is, like, his third child.
02:02And his housekeeper.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Yes.
02:04She couldn't wait to be on it, either.
02:06Oh, really?
02:06Like, Kelsey, can you do my hair before?
02:08Now, when you two broke up, did you immediately think, okay, I'm going back with Billy?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Yes.
02:16Yeah, that was the kind of push to, he was the push, yeah.
02:19Okay.
02:19Okay.
02:20Now, what is it about you and Rosie that just, you can't, you just don't.
02:26You just don't see eye to eye.
02:27You can't stand each other.
02:29Yeah, what happened, it started before.
02:30Okay, it did.
02:32Yeah.
02:32Wow.
02:32And we just can't.
02:34Can't get it together.
02:35Yeah.
02:35This trip to Newport is quite entertaining.
02:38I mean, between the doll party and, I mean, was Ashley eye crying about not having anything
02:45to cry about?
02:46Absolutely.
02:47Yes.
02:47That was, it was so funny.
02:49Yes.
02:49That she was saying that, because she was literally, she was like, guys, I really don't
02:51know what to say.
02:52Right.
02:53And we're like, just cry.
02:54All right.
02:56Well, tonight, Kelsey's breakup had her bearing her soul.
02:59But over at the bar, we have two people who bear their chiseled bodies for a living.
03:02Say hi to Chippendales dancers Jason Michael and David Furman.
03:07The Chippendales Talk Dirty to Me Tour is coming to a theater near you.
03:12Get your tickets.
03:13Hey, guys.
03:14Hey, how's it going, Andy?
03:15Ah, they talked.
03:16Yeah, we talked.
03:18Kelsey has gone on the record to say she isn't a huge fan of Rhode Island's messiest
03:23former news anchor, Rosie.
03:24And, oh, we have breaking news.
03:28Kelsey and Rosie were still going at it tonight.
03:31So I want to go live to Kelsey right now to see if she can report this story through Rosie
03:36colored glasses.
03:38Okay, Kelsey, put on these glasses and answer my questions about your frenemy, Rosie, as
03:43nicely and politely as you can.
03:45What do you admire the most about Rosie's style?
03:49Um, I think it's great that she supports large companies like Sheen and Timu.
03:57How would you rate Rosie's hair and makeup skills?
04:00Um, well, compared to me, she's probably like a five.
04:06Okay.
04:07What's something about Rosie's relationship that you admire and you want with your next
04:12partner?
04:14Oh, um, well, she doesn't seem to give him the best compliment.
04:17So, uh, maybe that he is obsessed with her.
04:23Okay.
04:24What makes Rosie such a great and loyal friend to Ashley I?
04:30Um, maybe because she doesn't have time with many other people.
04:34So she gets to put all of her time and energy into Ashley.
04:38Okay.
04:41Um, how would you rate Rosie's husband's singing on a scale from one to ten?
04:45I forgot I have rose colored glasses on, by the way.
04:47Um, uh, he's, he's good.
04:49Okay.
04:49Yeah, nine.
04:50Okay.
04:51Oh.
04:51All right.
04:52We're going to end on a positive note.
04:53Thank you very much.
04:54That's nice.
04:55Um, like an unsuspecting pedestrian and Alicia's windshield.
05:02Mark's Bravo takes always make a big impact.
05:04So we are giving him the green light to speed through his opinions.
05:08Mark, uh, I love your Bravo takes.
05:11Uh, you, you, you, you go for it.
05:13Uh, Rhode Island, we have a healthy, uh, amount of episodes in general thoughts.
05:20Who's your MVP so far besides Kelsey?
05:22I, I'm not going to choose Kelsey because I actually do enjoy you so much on the show.
05:26I think that Rhode Island kind of came out of the gate like Salt Lake City did, like where
05:31it's just, everyone is kind of iconic.
05:33I mean, it's got to be Liz for me.
05:35Okay.
05:36I agree with that, by the way.
05:37What do you, what advice do you have for Kelsey as she leaves her ex of a decade for a
05:42new life?
05:43Well, if he's still going to pay for things, then let him.
05:46My, my motto is, my motto is work smarter, not harder.
05:49Mine too.
05:50Mine too.
05:51What are your thoughts on, uh, Rula continually kind of turning a cheek to, uh, Joellen's
05:59timelines, photos, evidence, screenshots?
06:03She's, girl, you are in danger.
06:05Like, I mean, it's just, I feel like Joellen can be so harsh, but I feel like Joellen is
06:11telling the truth.
06:12Like, she's really trying to get through to this woman who is just not, uh, not having
06:18it.
06:18And also, where is Rula, even?
06:21Rula doesn't come, like, at least from what, from the episodes that we've seen, like, Rula
06:25isn't really around.
06:26Oh, you're saying she doesn't show up.
06:27She's not around.
06:27So I don't, so we don't know where she is.
06:30So I'm just like.
06:31Um, do you see a path forward, uh, in Atlanta for Shamia and Portia?
06:36I think that if Shamia wants to keep her peach, she should at least pretend to wanting a path
06:41forward with Portia.
06:42Well, Summerhouse, what's your gut telling you about the real Amanda and Wes timeline?
06:47Well, obviously, in, in all of the Bravo-verse, the timeline is always longer than we, uh, than
06:55we, than we know.
06:56If you were Ciara, who would you feel more wronged by?
06:59Amanda.
07:00Uh, Beverly Hills, were the women too hard on their Amanda this season?
07:05No.
07:07Um, what, how did, what did you think of Rachel Zoe's freshman season?
07:11You know, I love Rachel Zoe, and I've been a Bravo fan for a million years, and the Rachel
07:16Zoe project was so iconic, and I re-watched it, like, during COVID and everything.
07:20But, you know, I think that Rachel is such a kind soul, but, you know, what I will say
07:25is that with all Bravo shows with kids, your whole storyline can't just be your kids and
07:32your divorce.
07:32You have to kind of get in there with the women a little bit more.
07:35Uh, ladies of London, which new rain lady were you most obsessed with?
07:39Martha.
07:40Martha.
07:40Martha, yes.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42Yes.
07:42She's so iconic.
07:43Whose side were you on, Margot or Mark Francis?
07:46Mark Francis, of course.
07:47I mean, this man behind you is, like, moving his tits.
07:51I can't.
07:54I didn't think you saw that.
07:55He's trying to.
07:56Yeah, I saw it.
07:57Yes, I saw it.
07:58I'm trying to look at my guests.
08:00I saw you.
08:00I saw you.
08:00Okay.
08:01All right, thank you very much.
08:03Well done.
08:04Um, tonight the Rhode Island women got all dialed up for a tea party where the guests of
08:10honor were some glammed up dolls from Alicia's collection, but unfortunately, a few of my
08:15treasured dolls were left off the invite list, and now they are seeking revenge with
08:21Be a Doll, will ya?
08:22Behold my collection of Victorian dolls, which will briefly come to life to ask you guys
08:27some extremely shady questions.
08:29Wow.
08:29Hello, Dollies.
08:31Hi, Andy.
08:32We're all dolled up with no place to go.
08:35Okay, let's hear the first question.
08:38Kelsey, do you think that Rula's husband is currently cheating on her?
08:42Hmm?
08:43Hmm?
08:43Um, as of today, uh, no.
08:48Okay.
08:50Okay, Dolly, what's your question for Mark?
08:53Mark, rank these summer house newbies from best to worst freshman season.
08:57Bailey, Ben, KJ, Mia, Dara, and Levi.
09:01Oh my god, they're moving.
09:04My dollies are crazy.
09:06I'll go with Mia.
09:08Okay.
09:08Sure.
09:09Um, okay, next dolly.
09:12Kelsey, which of your castmates desperately needs a makeover from you?
09:16Ooh.
09:16Well, face or body?
09:18Like, style or...
09:20Um, face.
09:22Well, face, I would say, um, like a makeover, like makeup, not like reconstructive.
09:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:29Um, um, um, um, I don't know.
09:35Whose makeup?
09:36Rula could do a little better.
09:37Rula, okay.
09:38With her makeup.
09:39Okay, Dolly, give me one for Mark.
09:41Mark, what's the most annoying thing about Jean Smart?
09:45Oh, um, how good of an actress she is.
09:49That's annoying.
09:50I mean, that is annoying.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Okay, Dolly.
09:55Kelsey, what paid-for perk do you miss the most now that you're no longer a kept woman?
10:01Ooh.
10:01Uh, you know, how can I choose?
10:04There's so many.
10:05I know.
10:05It really seems like you had the life.
10:08Yeah, to be honest, this isn't paid.
10:09It's having my laundry be done.
10:11Really?
10:12Yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:13That really...
10:13That gal did everything for you, didn't she?
10:15Yeah, she did everything.
10:16Yeah, she really did.
10:18I miss her a lot.
10:19How many days a week was she there?
10:21She lived with us.
10:22Oh, boy.
10:24Wow.
10:24She lived with us.
10:24Undid the bed, redid the bed, undid the bed.
10:28The laundry, the folding of the underwear.
10:30Wow, she folded your undies.
10:32She did everything.
10:33Wow.
10:34Ugh, one guy's a liar.
10:36Yeah.
10:37And the sugar daddy was hot.
10:39Yeah, yeah, he is.
10:40Yeah.
10:41And he takes pride in his looks, and he would love to know that you said he was hot.
10:44Well, no, I'm repeating what you said.
10:46Oh, yeah.
10:46Yeah.
10:46Oh, okay.
10:47I thought it was like a known thing.
10:49Well, no, he won't let his picture be shown, so what do I know?
10:52You'll show me during the commercial break.
10:53That's right.
10:54I'll show you.
10:54So now, what does his other girlfriend think of the show?
10:58He doesn't have another girlfriend.
10:59Oh, he doesn't?
11:00That was like first four years.
11:01Oh, okay.
11:02Yeah, he's been dating multiple women at this point.
11:04Oh, okay.
11:04What do the multiple women think of the show?
11:06Oh, I don't know.
11:07Oh, right.
11:07I don't know.
11:08Yeah.
11:08Okay.
11:08All right.
11:09Thanks, Dolly.
11:11See you later.
11:11Sorry for toying with you.
11:12Let's play again soon.
11:14All right.
11:15Coming up, we have more with Kelsey and Mark.
11:18Here's to stopping by later this week.
11:20Don't go anywhere.
11:24Don't go anywhere.
11:36You discontinued your car insurance plan, and now I'm uninsured.
11:41Oh, honey, you've got to have insurance.
11:43And you discontinued the Deborah Vance red light mask.
11:45I liked the burns.
11:47It eventually turned to tan.
11:48Yeah.
11:48You don't want to make it.
11:49You're a lizard.
11:52Hey, get into a single file line, or you will be tased.
11:56Do not f*** with me.
12:01You should address the lizard thing without gaining traction.
12:06That was Mark and Delicato on Hacks.
12:08New episodes of the final season drop Thursdays on HBO Max.
12:12Welcome back to Watch It Up and It's Live.
12:14I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse.
12:15Also here with Kelsey Swanson from the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
12:20Tonight, Joellen told Rosie she looked like a stripper, and I bet she'd say the same to
12:24tonight's bartenders.
12:25It's Jason Michael and David Furman from Chippendales.
12:30You can catch Chippendales six nights a week at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.
12:35Hell yeah.
12:36Tricky game reminder, if you're 21 or over, anytime you hear this word, drink until you
12:41spend all day tomorrow being a snuggly Betty.
12:44What's the through line of this new season of Hacks and final season of Hacks?
12:48Final season of Hacks is basically, it's just a full circle moment between the relationship
12:53between Deborah and Ava and the ways in which, you know, their relationship has had peaks
12:58and valleys, and I feel like it ends on a, it ends, everything is kind of wrapped in a
13:03bow, but not in a corny way.
13:05Oh, good.
13:06So, I think that that's just, I don't want to give too much away, because I feel like I
13:09just want to tell you about these things.
13:10How many episodes, I know, I want to hear, how many episodes?
13:13Ten.
13:13Okay.
13:14You didn't show me the picture of the guy during the commercial.
13:16I don't have my phone.
13:17Oh, okay.
13:18Someone get her her phone.
13:19What after?
13:19Kelsey.
13:20Do you want half-dressed or full-dressed?
13:22Nine IRL by, oh.
13:24On Twitter said, why are you speaking on shading the size of Rosie and her husband's house
13:29when you don't even have a house to your name?
13:31Listen, do I want to end up like Doree?
13:33And what happens when your man stops paying your mortgage, and you're there and stuck with
13:38having to pay it?
13:38I don't, it's not a flex to be put on a house.
13:40I really don't care.
13:41See?
13:42Yes.
13:42And by the way, you'd be happy to, I know you're probably going to ask me, but you're
13:46going to ask me about Beverly Hills, but I am going to say, free Kyle.
13:51I come on this program and talk mad s**t about Kyle.
13:54Yes, I know you do.
13:55I'm on Kyle's side of the system.
13:56I'm not a fan.
13:57You are not a fan.
13:58This reunion, I kind of am.
13:59Oh, this reunion, you?
14:01I kind of am.
14:02Oh, you are?
14:03I'm team Kyle.
14:04Oh, you came around.
14:04I came around.
14:06Oh, this is huge news.
14:07I know.
14:07This is huge news.
14:08Oh, this is, oh, wow.
14:10Okay.
14:11Okay, let's take some fan questions.
14:14Joey from Montreal, expectant daddy is here in our studio audience.
14:18We have a question for Kelsey.
14:21All right, Joey, what do you got?
14:22Hey, Mark.
14:23Hey, Andy.
14:23Hi.
14:23Hi, Kelsey.
14:24My question's for you.
14:25How many of your ex-boyfriend's other women have you met?
14:29And what was the final straw for you in breaking things off?
14:33Good question.
14:34Yeah, that is a very good question.
14:35I met one.
14:36Had to sit down with one.
14:38How's that?
14:38How was that?
14:39We became cordial at that moment.
14:41You became cordial at that moment.
14:43Yeah, we were acknowledging each other's existence in his lives.
14:49I would imagine.
14:49Yeah, and it was good after that.
14:51We were friendly.
14:53Okay.
14:54And there wasn't a one solid thing that really tipped it over.
14:58It was a buildup of things along the years, and I finally, at the age of 30, started thinking
15:03about what I really want in life.
15:05And I think knowing that I wanted kids and marriage and all that, I knew I just wasn't
15:08going to get it where I was.
15:09All right.
15:10Let's go to our virtual fans.
15:12Bella and Sydney in Potomac.
15:13I have a question for Mark.
15:14Hi, ladies.
15:15What's your question?
15:17Hi, Andy.
15:18Mark, what was your reaction to the news that your favorite housewife, Dolores, will officially
15:23be returning to Jersey next season?
15:25And do you think she'll be able to keep the peace between Teresa and Melissa?
15:30Well, I want to see Dolores anywhere.
15:32I'm so happy that she's on Rhode Island.
15:36And I just think that she's an absolute gem.
15:38So, of course, I want her on New Jersey.
15:41I mean, as it seems right now, Teresa and Melissa kind of have a ceasefire going on.
15:48So, there might not be any mediation to be had.
15:51But I think that Dolores is probably the only person that can get in the middle.
15:55All right.
15:56Well, maybe Ashley's mask was tied to a little too tight.
15:59Or perhaps it was coffee shop induced stress.
16:02But at tonight's masquerade dinner, Ashley burst into tears over not having anything to cry about.
16:06So, we're going to get vulnerable for a round of...
16:10Have it made a housewife cry?
16:13I'm going to name a bunch of random situations where a housewife was potentially moved to tears.
16:17You guys guess if it really happened or my team was just crying wolf.
16:20Here we go.
16:21Has a housewife ever cried because of someone's fingerprints?
16:26Yes.
16:27It's too specific, so yes.
16:29Yes.
16:30Let's reveal.
16:30You don't touch.
16:32Oh.
16:33Right, of course.
16:35Morgan letters.
16:37Okay.
16:38Has a housewife ever cried while planting a tree?
16:42Yes.
16:42Yes.
16:43Let's reveal.
16:44Oh.
17:07I'll just do an enema and see if then it comes out.
17:16Shannon.
17:17She is so funny.
17:18Okay.
17:19Has a housewife cried in the middle of a Hermes store?
17:22Probably, yeah.
17:24Sure.
17:25No.
17:25Has a housewife ever cried because she had to do her own glam?
17:28Yes.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Roll it.
17:31No, it's bothering me.
17:33I don't like this shit.
17:34I'm going to put up with, like, everything, but this is, like, it's my fucking face.
17:40Okay, last one.
17:42Has a housewife ever cried over a doormat?
17:45Uh, cried?
17:46Yes.
17:47Portia.
17:49She crying because my mom bought me that doormat and y'all are seeing the doormat.
17:53Yeah, it's just a doormat, but my mom bought me that when I was right there.
17:56I know.
17:58Thanks for playing.
17:59After the break, we have more of these two.
18:03That was fun.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Wow.
18:16I missed the doll falling.
18:18Welcome back to What Turned Up Inside Live.
18:20It's Andy here with Kelsey and Mark.
18:22New episodes of Mark's podcast.
18:24Viva Betty and Ugly Betty Rewatch drop Thursdays.
18:28Say hi to Jason and David in the magic tits.
18:33I mean, David's tits are all over them.
18:36Those things?
18:37Yeah.
18:38Yes.
18:38Yes.
18:39You see them bounce.
18:39Kelsey, Ellen M. wants to know, what do you think actually...
18:42Oh, by the way, I saw Kelsey's former sugar daddy, not sugar daddy during the break.
18:48You did.
18:48He's very handsome.
18:50Yeah, he is.
18:50Is he seeing anybody?
18:52No.
18:52Oh.
18:53Not yet.
18:54Okay.
18:55Kelsey, Ellen M. wants to know, what do you think actually happened with Rula and Brian
19:00when they didn't get on the bus to the polo game?
19:02Do you think Brian actually met the mistress?
19:05I feel like I know too much.
19:07I think he did.
19:09I think she was about to act up and show up to places that she was not invited to.
19:15And I think she had, they had to calm her down.
19:19Oh.
19:21She holds herself together really well.
19:24Rula does.
19:25Yeah.
19:25And I hate to say anything against anything medical going on with any family members,
19:29but I'm almost positive.
19:32Okay.
19:33Wow.
19:33It is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:35We can't fully appreciate tonight's Rhode Island doll tea party without honoring the Bravo dolls
19:40who came before us.
19:41So we're going to count down the top five doll moments on Bravo.
19:45Our number five doll is definitely not for kids.
19:48Here's the New Jersey men taking shots from a blow-up doll.
19:51Oh, God.
19:51We have to see this.
19:53Is that the butt?
19:55Lovely.
19:56In number four, Kathy Hilton used her hands for something other than scary dental work.
20:01Here she is crafting creepy doll wreaths for the holidays.
20:06These are so pretty.
20:07I have been working on these.
20:09These are all my new collection.
20:12Okay.
20:12Believe it or not, the scary dolls the Salt Lake City women had in our number three moment
20:17weren't even the most sinister part of that Bermuda trip.
20:21You'll see some dolls at your play setting.
20:23It's for a game that we're going to play a little bit later.
20:26Horrible.
20:27That didn't go well.
20:28Horrible.
20:28And then there was the time Kenya thought outside the box for Brooklyn's birthday.
20:33That's number two.
20:34Come on, baby.
20:43Okay, our number one doll moment might explain why I keep having random sharp chest pains
20:47late at night.
20:48The OC women making voodoo dolls in New Orleans.
20:52There is a voodoo doll bar.
20:54So, like, you dress them, we bless them.
20:56We teach you how to feed them, and we tell them what to do and who they are.
21:01Thanks, dolls.
21:02I want to thank Kelsey, Mark, Jason, and David for being here with the winner.
21:05It's all the same as 22 times.
21:07If you're under the influence, no driving.
21:09We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody.
21:12After Below Deck, Down Under.
21:13Watch Hacks.
21:14Keep watching the Rhode Island Housewives.
21:16Listen to Mark's podcast.
21:19Thanks.
21:19Stay here.
21:21Appreciate it.
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