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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S14E13
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00:09Oh, there's no lipstick message.
00:11I've just been saved by the most splendiferous candy bar in existence.
00:18I feel so crazy, but I feel like I'm supposed to be here.
00:22I am supposed to be on this couch.
00:25Got the cold chocolate bar.
00:28Yes!
00:29Go out, chocolate!
00:30Oh, he's too weird.
00:34Yay, Bosco.
00:36Sucks for the rest of us, because now immunity is out the door.
00:39I feel like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory all in one.
00:43Like, what?
00:44I was kind of unhappy when Bosco gets immunity,
00:47because what else is it going to take to get these bitches out of here, you know?
00:51And it's, like, getting frustrating.
00:53This is a lot.
00:54It's a lot.
00:55Bosco, how did you feel about all of us saying your name?
00:59Who should go home tonight?
01:00I would have to say Bosco.
01:02Bosco.
01:02Bosco.
01:03Bosco.
01:03I would have to say Bosco.
01:05I would have to say Bosco, but if we want to talk about track record,
01:08she was in the bottom three times in one episode.
01:12Was I surprised that everybody said my name?
01:14Um, after hearing what the judges had to say, I'm not delusional.
01:17I'm not out of touch with, like, what had happened on the stage.
01:20The lady asked you to say a name, so you have to say a name.
01:24Literally every person in this building told me to go home, and I didn't.
01:28And that's really funny.
01:30Um, I do want to say congrats, baby.
01:33I know, like, we had a moment, and, like, I am fully willing to take responsibility for a lot of
01:38that moment.
01:39It was both of us, though, you know what I mean?
01:41Like, we both should share the weight of that argument.
01:44Like, I was being a brat as well.
01:45I am nothing but very, very happy and pleased for you.
01:49I'm sure at this point Bosco is gunning for some redemption as she was almost sent home,
01:54but we all are right now.
01:56It doesn't matter if you just won or you almost went home.
01:59We are so close to the finale.
02:02Smell the chocolate.
02:03Smells like victory.
02:06There's so many distractions.
02:07As we get closer and closer to the crown, you have to focus on that crown.
02:14And the journey continues.
02:21The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
02:26and a grand prize of $100,000.
02:29Powered by Cash App with extra special guest judge, Dulce Sloan.
02:40It's a new set.
02:43It is another day in the workroom.
02:45Even though there's seven girls here right now, we are so close to the finale.
02:49I can, it's like, I'm edging right now.
02:52Can you say that?
02:56I think it's safe to say that you definitely are the lip sync assassin of the season.
03:02How do you feel about that, Deja?
03:04Well, it wasn't an official title, so I don't really give a fuck.
03:06Because RuPaul said, I am darling.
03:09Apparently, there is a lip sync assassin among us.
03:11No, no, no, no, no.
03:13She said you could be.
03:17All right, Andrea.
03:18All right, Andrea.
03:19The application is pending, bitch.
03:22Hello, hello, hello.
03:25Ladies, we've got company.
03:27Oh, Lord.
03:27Please give a warm Drag Race welcome to the president of Anastasia Beverly Hills, Norvina.
03:37Yes, girl.
03:40Ladykins, thanks to Norvina, this is your lucky day.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44For the first time in Drag Race herstory, I'm giving you the chance to paint my face.
03:52Girl, what?
03:53There is no way in hell, bitch, that DeRuPaul is going to let us paint her face.
03:57Girl, are you serious?
03:58Norvina, my dear, after you.
04:01Now, queens, walk this way.
04:03Oh.
04:03No, really, walk this way.
04:10Ladies, uncover your eyes.
04:13One, two, three.
04:16Oh, my God.
04:18So for today's mini challenge, you need to paint my mug and the face of the beautiful Dolly
04:24Parker.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Paint her face, honey.
04:28See, this makes a lot more sense.
04:30Using several coats of many colors, inspired by the new Anastasia Beverly Hills Norvina
04:37Lilac Palette, you'll be recreating the incredible mural by artist Gus Cuddy, located in Asheville,
04:45North Carolina.
04:46Now, queens, I need you to break into two teams, a team of three and a team of four.
04:52Oh.
04:54Well, that was easy.
04:56Deja, Georges, and Jiria.
04:57You'll be painting my face.
04:59Yes!
05:00Lady Camden, Willow Pill, Diabetes, and Bosco.
05:04You'll be painting the face of Dolly Parker.
05:06Whoa!
05:07Oh, yeah.
05:08Gear up.
05:08You've got 30 minutes to create art.
05:12Ready, set, paint for the gods.
05:15Yes!
05:16Oh, okay.
05:18Okay, bitches, light colors down first.
05:20Okay.
05:20We're going to get this set wet, honey.
05:23I'm going to use this brush.
05:24All right, I'm giving you shades, guys.
05:26I'm giving you shades.
05:27Dimension.
05:28Yes!
05:29Oh, my God!
05:30Georges!
05:31Oh, my God!
05:32Georges, this is a ginormous brush.
05:34Looks like a little hamster in a cartoon.
05:36It's just...
05:38We have seven minutes to finish her highlights.
05:40Ah!
05:43Put some more mascara on her eye dish.
05:45Oh, my God, you're making her look like such a drag queen.
05:48Ew.
05:49I am snatching this nose down.
05:53She can't even breathe how pinched it is.
05:56That nose.
05:58It looks like if a hot dog had a butt.
06:04Bitch, y'all know what's going on with this nose.
06:07I think we won.
06:08All right.
06:11Squeeze.
06:12We're back.
06:13And we're scared.
06:14Ah!
06:15One, two, three.
06:20What are you saying?
06:26Watching RuPaul's face.
06:31Oh, dear.
06:33Oh, well, you got my wooden teeth right.
06:37I think we've seen enough.
06:38The winner of today's mini-challenge is Team Dolly.
06:46You've each won $1,500 worth of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.
06:52And queens, thank you all for trying my new palette.
06:55Yeah, beautiful.
06:57My queen.
06:58Yeah.
06:59For this week's maxi challenge, we're having a good old-fashioned roast.
07:03Oh!
07:04And the guest of honor is our very own Ross Matthews.
07:10Since bursting onto the national scene as a hilarious intern on The Tonight Show,
07:15Ross has become America's sweetheart, best-selling author, and one of my favorite people on the planet.
07:21This week, your job is to rip her to shreds.
07:26Lady Camden, Willow, Bosco, and Diabetti, you won the mini-challenge, so you get to assign the order of the
07:34roasts.
07:35Oh, yeah.
07:36Racers, start your engines.
07:38And may the best drag queen win!
07:42What is this?
07:43Bitch, this is going to be the worst challenge.
07:45Like, I'm a pendeja, I'm not good at writing down jokes.
07:48I'm going to be in so much fucking trouble.
07:54Yes!
07:56Is anyone terrified of this challenge?
07:58Because I'm terrified.
07:59I am terrified.
08:00Our maxi challenge this week is the roast of Ross Matthews.
08:04And because Team Dolly won the mini-challenge, we get to set up the order of the roast.
08:11So the four of us get to the side of the order.
08:13I do want to say I would like to make everybody, like, somewhat comfortable in this.
08:17I don't want to bone anybody.
08:18Before we break up, do y'all have anything to say?
08:21I would prefer not to go first or last.
08:22Somewhere in the first day of.
08:23I would love to go second if that's an option for me.
08:26Your applications are pending.
08:28We get back to six to eight weeks.
08:30Let's go have a little team huddle.
08:32With great power comes great responsibility.
08:35But at the same time, as long as I get the spot that I want, I do not care where
08:40anyone else goes.
08:41I'm putting my foot down.
08:42I want saltine.
08:45I know the first and last spots are always the least favorable.
08:49I don't want to either.
08:51I'm okay with kind of anything just not opening.
08:55After last week's shenanigans, I'm not trying to start a fight over any sort of spot in the roast.
09:01I'm more than willing to be a team player.
09:04I'm okay with opening.
09:07It doesn't seem like anybody's chomping at the bit for that one.
09:09And after last week, I'm playing it a little bit less conflict heavy.
09:16Georgie said she wanted to go second.
09:18What do we think about that?
09:19I'd be okay with going third.
09:21It's a little shady, but I would like to go after Georgie because I feel the least confident in her
09:26set.
09:26But she could blow us away.
09:28I have no idea.
09:28Yeah, I mean, we'll see.
09:31I don't know.
09:34Like, I want to be in the middle, like, dead middle.
09:38What about five?
09:39Maybe it's four.
09:40Sure.
09:40Okay.
09:41How do you feel about six or seven?
09:42Is it you and Deja?
09:44But Deja's just said she doesn't want to.
09:45But fuck that shit.
09:47If you want to go six, go six and put Deja last.
09:49I'm just wondering if I'm capable of, like, bringing it home, you know?
09:52If I go last, then I have to be really fucking funny.
09:55And if I don't go last, then I'm playing it safe.
09:58I have that weird butterfly feeling in my stomach where it's like, do it, you know what I mean?
10:03Like, move towards your discomfort.
10:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:05I need to continue to sort of push myself off of that scary ledge because whenever I don't do that,
10:11I just fade into the background.
10:14I'm going to go last.
10:15Fuck it.
10:15Okay.
10:16All right.
10:17Oh, they're back.
10:18Oh, they're back.
10:20What's it, T, Sugarfoot?
10:21Okay.
10:22Bosco's going to open.
10:23Perfect.
10:24Miss Georges will be going second.
10:25Oh, beautiful.
10:27Willow will be going third.
10:29Angie's next.
10:30So four.
10:31I will be going five.
10:33Deja will be going six.
10:34Okay.
10:35And Cam will be going last.
10:36Yay!
10:37There is no room for complaints.
10:40Nobody set you up.
10:41Everybody got what they wanted.
10:42If you suck, you suck.
10:44Sucks to suck, as my grandma used to say.
10:45Okay.
10:46Now, time to change my diaper and start my diaper.
10:49Yay!
10:49Yay!
10:51Roasting the wrong.
10:53The roast of wrong.
10:56Willow, how are you feeling about all of this?
11:01This is like one of the most terrifying challenges to me.
11:05I've never done a roast before, and it is just a whole nother ballpark.
11:10You have to tell lots of jokes, have all of them land, and make sure that you're not the joke
11:17at the end.
11:18Okay, how do you like this one?
11:19Ross, I like to imagine you and Carson are secretly in love.
11:22But since you're both loose bottoms, you have sex by leaning against opposite sides of the couch and running backwards.
11:29Wait, what?
11:30With a roast, there's a lot of potential for embarrassment.
11:36How are you doing?
11:37Bad.
11:38Girl, I feel ya.
11:39Like, I literally don't even know how to begin.
11:41What do your notes say?
11:42Thank you, injuria.
11:46Oh my god, that's good, right?
11:47Yeah, that's good.
11:48By the way, you guys, this is a roast, so no holds barred.
11:51Go for the jugular.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Or all my chins.
11:56Deja is just such a fun person.
11:58She's probably going to deliver something pretty great, as long as she doesn't veer into dad joke country.
12:03I kind of wanted to do, like, something dumb, like...
12:08If Rue Ross and Michelle were in a girl group, it would be called Destiny's Adopted Child.
12:13Huh?
12:14You got some work to do.
12:17It's not that the joke's not funny.
12:18I mean, I'm just kind of not laughing.
12:23Well, then I guess that means the joke wasn't funny.
12:26But, yeah, the joke wasn't funny.
12:32Hello.
12:33Hi, Bosco.
12:34Hi.
12:35It's time to meet with the comedy coaches.
12:37We're going to find out if any of my jokes are funny.
12:39Dulce Sloan is here.
12:40Hello.
12:41And she will help us through our journey.
12:43Okay, and it's going to be a journey.
12:45You've done a roast before.
12:47I've done a lot of, like, hosting gigs.
12:48Well, you're kind of a shady bitch.
12:50Kinda?
12:51Shady bitch.
12:52What a great foundation to be on.
12:54So, let's get started.
12:55Okay.
12:56My name is Bosco, and I'm still here.
12:58Last week, I had the dubious honor of being told by every competitor that I should go home.
13:04Cool.
13:06That's observational, and it's cute.
13:07But if it's not funny enough, and then you follow it up with deadpan, cool.
13:12It's not gonna work.
13:15There's no punchline to that joke.
13:16And if the first thing Michelle said that you were a shady bitch, I didn't get shady bitch.
13:21I have a very dry sense of humor, and sometimes dry sense of humor does not always breed to everybody.
13:27But let's talk a little bit about your career, Ross.
13:30Leslie Jordan walked so you could prance.
13:34Oh, I get it.
13:35It's a roast.
13:36Make this bitch Boston Market.
13:37Like, roast.
13:38Gotcha.
13:39And also, you're opening this.
13:40You chose to go first.
13:41You chose to go first?
13:42You chose to go first.
13:43Why?
13:44Miss Ma'am.
13:44I have a lot to prove after last week.
13:47You know, last week, Ru said, who should go home?
13:49And they all chose Bosco.
13:51Everybody chose you?
13:52Everybody chose me.
13:52You better come out here with guns blazing.
13:54That's what it has to be right now.
13:56There are things in here.
13:57Be funnier.
13:58Be deliberate.
13:59Yes.
14:00Okay.
14:00Let us know what you're here to do.
14:01If they want bigger punchlines, and they want more meat, where's the meat?
14:07I will give them the meat.
14:09Hey, Willow.
14:10Let's hear what you got.
14:11RuPaul, it's no secret you're a little intimidating to us queens, but to curb my fear of you, I have
14:16to remember that all of your talent and creativity has gone into smash hits like Christmas Cookies
14:21and Christmas Cookies 2.0.
14:25The first part of it's too long.
14:27Say it again.
14:27It's no secret you're a little intimidating to us queens, but to curb my enthubia...
14:31Sorry, to curb my fear of you.
14:32I just want to introduce the phrase to you.
14:34Yes.
14:34Economy of words.
14:35Get to the funny as soon as you possibly can.
14:38Okay.
14:39Succinct.
14:39Yeah.
14:40College.
14:41My comedy is rambling absurdity, but the setup that usually works for the roasts, it's
14:48like setup, joke, punchline, boom, move on.
14:50Next, next, next, next, next.
14:51And that is not easy to do at all.
14:55All right, Angie, let us have it.
14:56Well, all right, now that nap time is over, I am here to wake y'all bitches up.
15:01Okay.
15:02Okay.
15:04We're when you got us.
15:05We're ready.
15:06I'm coming in loud and in charge and just doing what Angie does.
15:10When I think of the name Ross Matthews, I think of motels.
15:13Always open and filthy as fuck.
15:16Always open and...
15:17And filthy as fuck.
15:21Cool?
15:22Okay.
15:22Keep going.
15:23It's all right.
15:23It's all right.
15:24All right.
15:25Hey, we getting in.
15:25Okay.
15:26Ross, you have a fabulous job.
15:29I mean, I know people that would kill to work on this show and be the understudy for Carson
15:34Kreslin.
15:36That's cute.
15:36Yay.
15:37I like that one.
15:37There we go.
15:37That's one.
15:38That's cute.
15:39Like, well, as long as I'm getting a little giggle at your girl, I feel good about what
15:43I have cooking.
15:45Daya, are you excited for this challenge?
15:47I am terrified for this challenge.
15:49Are you?
15:50I don't have any reads for Rue right now.
15:53Okay.
15:53Quick note.
15:53Do not tell us what you don't have because it makes you feel like you're unprepared.
15:56What do you have?
15:57Start with that.
15:58Okay.
15:59So now, girls, I want you to look at Michelle.
16:02This is what a man in a wig is supposed to look like.
16:05Okay.
16:06I am thinking, oh, God, this is awful.
16:08She's going to hate it.
16:09This is not going to go well.
16:11Who is your doctor?
16:13That way, when the money starts coming in, I know who to stay away from if I'm going
16:17to get cosmetic surgery.
16:18That's funny.
16:20Okay.
16:20Perfect.
16:20That's funny.
16:21But then she starts chuckling.
16:23She starts laughing.
16:24Ross Matthews, you're so gay.
16:25Your favorite candy is press.
16:28That's funny.
16:30So that's all the jokes you have written.
16:31That's all I have as of now.
16:33Hey, you got some funny jokes.
16:34Now go write some more.
16:37Well, hello.
16:38Deja.
16:38Baby.
16:39So let's see what you got.
16:40All right, so Deja is the person before me.
16:43So Deja looks like what a five-year-old would draw if a five-year-old would draw Bigfoot.
16:50No.
16:51Okay.
16:52Michelle, this hair is everything.
16:53But I will say, you officially look like Peppa Le Pew's asshole.
16:57Okay.
16:58Is that funny?
17:00Is that funny?
17:02I was like, I thought it was.
17:07What joke would you think is the strongest that you would use as your opening joke?
17:10Um.
17:13What are you laughing at?
17:15Tell me, tell me, tell me.
17:15I'm literally just trying to figure out what was my funniest joke.
17:18And you should know that.
17:20Was the Bigfoot one funny?
17:22No.
17:22Not really.
17:22Not really.
17:23Okay.
17:23Um.
17:25I will work on that.
17:26Okay.
17:26But what you do need are funny jokes.
17:28Yes.
17:29It's going to be the rest of Deja's cast.
17:33Hi, Lady Camden.
17:35Hello.
17:35Let us hear what you've got and we'll guide you.
17:38There before the grace of gays, Michelle Visage.
17:40A lot of people don't actually know that you are a talented dancer.
17:43Because you are not.
17:46Yes, I am.
17:47No, Michelle, you have two left feet.
17:49They have left your body completely.
17:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:53That is fucking hilarious.
17:55You like that?
17:57Right, comedian?
17:59Ross Matthews.
18:00You are so gay that when I shout hello into your asshole, it echoes back gayer.
18:07Can you just say you are so gay that even your farts have a list?
18:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:12Succinct to the point?
18:13Yeah, when you try to make something work that's not working, that's when you put too many
18:16words in.
18:16You got this.
18:17And you got some funny stuff there, Camden.
18:20Yes.
18:21Hello.
18:22Bitch, you're painted.
18:23Thank you for the cheap seats, always.
18:25You look so good.
18:26And Michelle, you know you always painted, too.
18:28Always, Georgia.
18:29Okay.
18:29Okay, thank you for the compliments.
18:30Let's see these jokes, baby.
18:31Okay.
18:32Oh, my God.
18:33I am honestly so nervous about sharing my material.
18:38I met Ross Matthews one time at a club that I work at, and this bitch was twerking everywhere.
18:43And all I could think was, why does it smell like 45 ounces of bounce that ass?
18:4945 ounces.
18:51Of bounce that ass.
18:52I'm glad you're laughing.
18:54Okay.
18:54Mm-mm.
18:55Really?
18:56Not funny.
18:56When I'm giving you any amount of bouncing that ass, it's a good day for everyone.
18:59Okay, I'll take it.
19:00So let's go back on that joke.
19:01Okay.
19:02Ross was fucked up, she was twerking everywhere, and bitch just stunk.
19:06Like, it's not...
19:07Are you telling me that because the ass was bouncing, I am getting an aroma of anus?
19:11Yes, exactly.
19:12Okay.
19:15Can we hear more?
19:16Yes.
19:16Yes.
19:17Um, Ross Matthews.
19:18It's so good to see you lose all that weight and the baby.
19:25People have very serious feelings about losing babies.
19:29Oh, okay.
19:30So you might want to stay away from any of that.
19:35Like you gave birth to the baby.
19:36That's what I was trying to do.
19:38Well, this is how you say it.
19:39Ross, it's so amazing that you lost all that weight.
19:41How's the baby?
19:42How's the baby?
19:43Okay.
19:43Yes.
19:43What else do you have for Ross?
19:44Because this is a Rose of Ross.
19:45Honestly, this is all I have right now.
19:48Georges!
19:49You can't be afraid to make jokes.
19:52They just have to be funny.
19:53Okay.
19:54Okay.
19:55Um, this honestly, this challenge is like so difficult.
19:57I don't see myself as a funny person.
20:00You gotta let that go.
20:01I know.
20:01When you're talking to your friends, do they laugh?
20:03I guess.
20:03Yeah?
20:04You know you sit up in bad mouth bitches all the time when you're sitting there with your
20:07best homegirl.
20:07That's how you talk to Ross.
20:09And you turn that into a joke.
20:11Write it down.
20:12Okay.
20:13Ugh, I just guess I need to add that Georges Flair.
20:16Even though they've been telling me for weeks to add it and I still haven't figured
20:19it out and it's just like, come on.
20:25Oh, she's back.
20:27It's a tease.
20:28It was fucking awful.
20:29Really?
20:30And I was just over it at this point.
20:31I don't know what to do.
20:33Um, yeah.
20:35They were like, just talk with your homegirls.
20:37Like, how do you talk with your homegirls?
20:38I'm like, okay.
20:39Like, that was obvious.
20:41You know what I mean?
20:41But like, whatever happens, happens at this point.
20:43Honestly, I don't care.
20:46Georges, don't give up, sister.
20:47I know.
20:49Sometimes Georges is super confident and is ready to slay all of us.
20:53Other times, she's totally in her head and kind of checking out the competition.
20:57Right now, she just can't give up.
21:00You are a superstar, Ross.
21:02Bitch, not after this fucking shit.
21:08Good morning.
21:11Time to roast a bitch.
21:13Today's maxi challenge is the Ross Matthews roast.
21:16I love him.
21:18But I'm gonna read him.
21:19So we have to roast and bake at the same time.
21:23Going into this roast.
21:24I'm way more excited than I thought I was gonna be.
21:26So funny, Lady Camden.
21:28You are a genius.
21:29What?
21:30I am tapping into this kind of, like, humorous side of me.
21:34And I'm feeling like my wings are starting to kind of expand a little bit.
21:37Maybe I'll just keep writing stuff down as I'm gluing my eyebrows.
21:42Vasco, you get to open the show, darling.
21:44I do get to open the show.
21:45Are you feeling more confident?
21:45I like my set.
21:47It feels really tight and put together.
21:49Good.
21:49And I pride myself on being very tight.
21:52What about you, Missing?
21:53Yesterday, they seemed to get my humor, which was good.
21:57I only had half of my set.
21:58So, uh, hopefully the rest of my set is just as good, if not better.
22:03How about you, Jordi Porgy?
22:04Oh, girl, I feel awful.
22:06I feel awful?
22:08I'm not excited about this challenge whatsoever.
22:11I'm trying my best and, like, lately my best hasn't been good enough.
22:14I feel like y'all got it so together, though.
22:17It's really intimidating, not gonna lie.
22:19Remember how you felt during that lip sync Lollapurusa where you're like, I'm not bothered.
22:23Yeah.
22:23I'm not going anywhere.
22:24Like, try to find that.
22:25I can't figure it out.
22:26I really can't.
22:27It's definitely an easier said than done thing.
22:29Yes.
22:31Honestly, I'm just not confident going into this.
22:33Like, lip syncing is something that I do not want to have to rely on.
22:38But if it comes down to it, girl, I'm ready.
22:44I'm gonna be laughing at everything, even if it's not funny.
22:46And I expect the same from my sisters.
22:49I was at the bottom day one, and I progressively got better.
22:52I have won a challenge.
22:54I have been at the top multiple times.
22:56I deserve to go to that next level.
22:58It's so close.
22:59Like, I just, it's right there.
23:01It's so tangible, I can taste it.
23:04Can I see that extra spongy sponge?
23:06Yeah, you're gonna have to definitely wash it because it's, like, old and gross.
23:09What is this?
23:13This looks like you had, like, a third testicle that you, like, cut up and then handed it to me.
23:18That thing is disgusting.
23:20It's the risk of it all.
23:21What is that?
23:22Hey, beggars can't be choosers, Bosco.
23:24Beggars can't be choosers, bitch.
23:35Hashtag...
23:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, wow.
23:41Have a girl, put the bass in your lock.
23:45Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
23:48Yes!
23:49Thanks!
23:50Wow, wow, wow.
23:52Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle Visage.
23:56Now how do you like your roast?
23:57Gluten-free and vegan with a side of spotted dick, please.
24:01Yum.
24:02And our man of the hour, the hilarious Ross Matthews.
24:05Ross, will you be having the roast tonight?
24:08Sure, but would you tell the chef, I like my roast well done.
24:12Burn.
24:13Welcome, Dulce Sloan.
24:15Now, I hear the roast started yesterday.
24:18You call it a roast, I call it tough love.
24:21This week, we challenged our queens to show off their comedy chops
24:25at the first ever Ross Matthews Roast.
24:29Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
24:34Live from Television City in Sylmar,
24:38it's the Ross Matthews Roast.
24:41First up, Bosco.
24:44Jesus, thank you.
24:46Thank you, thank you, thank you.
24:47Welcome to the roast of the legendary Ross Matthews.
24:53Before we get started, I do want to take a moment and talk about myself.
24:57So, last week, I had the legendary honor to be told to go home
25:01by each and every one of my competitors,
25:04everyone on the panel,
25:06and by RuPaul.
25:07I have been told to go home more times than Ross at White Party.
25:11I have been told to go home more times than Michelle
25:14every time she visits the UK.
25:16I have been told to go home more times than RuPaul
25:19when she tells her record company she has a new song.
25:23I understand the critiques.
25:25You're tired of the bras, you're tired of the corsets.
25:27You want to see versatility.
25:29I'll show you versatility when Willow passes a drug test.
25:32I'll show you versatility when Georges wins an acting challenge
25:36and passes a drug test.
25:38RuPaul, you are so old
25:40that when you say that you were versed,
25:42you mean you are both hunter and gatherer.
25:45And Ross, the man of the hour, the reason for the season.
25:49When you say that you were versed, no one believes you.
25:53But for real, I adore you.
25:56Ross is not a top.
25:58He's a blouse.
26:02I'm going to go ahead and bring on our next girl.
26:04If you hated my corsets,
26:06I'm sure you're going to love her swimsuits.
26:08It's Georges.
26:12Hi, you nasty bitches.
26:15You know, RuPaul,
26:16I thought I was going to be competing with
26:17succulent, decadent, gorgeous queens.
26:20Instead, I'm getting a linebacker,
26:23Lurch,
26:24and the Crimson Chin Bitch.
26:27Speaking of linebackers,
26:28hi, Michelle.
26:29Whoa.
26:33I just want to say,
26:34it's so crazy to think that your plastic surgery
26:37is older than me.
26:39I didn't have any, but okay.
26:41I just also want to say,
26:42RuPaul,
26:43it is so crazy that I've known about you
26:44ever since I was in diapers.
26:46Now you're the one in diapers.
26:48It's funny because it's true.
26:50I could smell it, girl.
26:52I could smell it.
26:55Now the most nastiest bitch of the hour,
26:57Miss Ross Matthews.
26:59Hello, guys.
26:59Good morning.
27:00Hi.
27:01Oh my God,
27:02you're so gay that your asshole sounds like a turkey.
27:06It's so good to see you lose all that weight.
27:09How's the baby?
27:16Surprisingly, George's has, like, good energy up there.
27:19I just want to bring on to the next stage.
27:21I mean, I just want to bring...
27:24But George's roast is not good.
27:28I just want to bring to the stage
27:30the gremlin of the season,
27:31Miss Willow Pill.
27:33Thank y'all very much.
27:35Everybody give it up for George's.
27:37She really tried her darndest.
27:40You know,
27:41the judges are always saying
27:42George's was born for drag.
27:44She's also going to die for it
27:45because RuPaul's going to sacrifice her
27:47for seven more years of life.
27:49All that's going to be left
27:50is the world's tiniest sequin bra.
27:54I think what I love most about the cast
27:56is the diversity.
27:57We have Bosco,
27:59who looks like the child of Kurt and Courtney.
28:02Daya,
28:02who looks like the child of Ozzy and Sharon.
28:04And we have Camden,
28:05who looks like the child of a brother and sister.
28:11But enough about these hooligans.
28:12I want to talk about these judges.
28:14Michelle, you pride yourself on being a singer,
28:17an actor,
28:17and a dancer,
28:19and only three of those are a lie.
28:23On to the man of the hour,
28:25Carson Kressley's arch nemesis,
28:27Ross Matthews.
28:29That's me.
28:29Truly, you are a very, very handsome lesbian.
28:34It took me about five years
28:35to realize you and Fortune Feimster
28:36were different people.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:38That's my roast,
28:39but I'm going to bring up our next guest.
28:41She combines the grace of Diana Ross
28:43and the beauty of Rumpelstiltskin.
28:45Give it up for Angeria.
28:48Well, hello, everybody.
28:50Hello.
28:51All right.
28:51Well, now that next time is over,
28:53I'm here to do what I do best,
28:55and that's Rita Bitch.
28:56Oh!
28:56All right.
28:57Now, wait a minute.
28:57Now, let's start with our beautiful panel of judges.
29:01Mama Ru,
29:02in drag,
29:02you are like the supermodel of the world,
29:05but out of drag,
29:06you are like the superintendent of schools.
29:08Big,
29:09half the time,
29:10I don't know whether I'm about to get eliminated or expelled.
29:15Michelle Visage,
29:16the inspiration behind the invention,
29:18commonly known as the glory hole.
29:20Because men would rather look at a blank wall than your face.
29:23Oh!
29:24And the diet version of Lizzo herself.
29:27It's Dulce Sloan, baby.
29:30Baby, how you feeling?
29:31Okay as hell?
29:32All right, honey.
29:34We are all here tonight to honor one man.
29:37Well, unfortunately, that man was unavailable,
29:39so we got a woman instead.
29:40Roger Matthews.
29:42All right.
29:42If you were on Drag Race,
29:44I am pretty sure you would be the lip sync assassin of your season
29:47because you are no stranger to bottoming weekly.
29:50Ooh!
29:51But no, seriously,
29:52you are the only man that I know
29:54that masturbates to Lifetime Movie Network.
29:57Don't judge me.
29:59And Jeria may not have the punchlines,
30:02but she is delivering everything
30:03as if it is the funniest thing you've ever heard.
30:06Jacking it to soap operas and shit.
30:09That is all the time that I have for y'all today.
30:13Ladies and gentlemen,
30:14Uncle Fester.
30:20You know, I am terrified.
30:22I've never done a roast before,
30:25but Dulce did give me some really good advice
30:28before we got started.
30:29It's really all about creating jokes
30:31centered around people that you respect the most.
30:34I was like, well, shit, I'm definitely in trouble then.
30:37Although I don't really consider myself
30:40the funniest girl here,
30:41I am very happy to be here in front of you all.
30:44Tonight.
30:45I want you all to take a look
30:47at Michelle Visage over here.
30:49Look at her beautiful hair,
30:50the stunning makeup.
30:52Now, this is what a man in a wig
30:54is supposed to look like, okay?
30:57Now, Ru, roasting you is probably
30:58the most difficult thing, you know,
31:01just because I admire you so much.
31:02I think you were just so successful.
31:04Hell, you had a podcast
31:06that always made people smile.
31:09Dye is taking so long
31:12to get to every punchline.
31:14You have a TV show
31:15that constantly makes people laugh.
31:17You have a music career
31:18that makes people go,
31:20eh, eh, eh, eh, cool.
31:23It's like, oh, not only was it not funny,
31:24but you wasted my time.
31:27But, you know, we are all here tonight
31:29for a reason.
31:31Ross, you are so gay.
31:33Your favorite candy is prepped.
31:35And, you know, you truly are
31:37a staple of this show.
31:39And you are definitely one of my top
31:42four favorite judges here.
31:45Let me introduce you to our next guest.
31:48She was conceived in a car
31:49going 80 miles per hour
31:50down the interstate
31:51because that's where
31:52most accidents happen.
31:54It's Deja Sky.
31:55Well, hello, everybody.
31:58Give it up for Miss Daya Betty.
31:59Yeah.
32:00Now, I will say,
32:01Daya looks like
32:02what a five-year-old would draw
32:04if you asked them to draw Bigfoot.
32:07Or a big foot.
32:09Yeah, that's very much Daya Betty.
32:11Now, speaking of big things,
32:13what's the difference
32:14between my padding
32:15and Bosco's big ego?
32:18Oh, my God.
32:19My padding can clear a doorway.
32:21Oh, my God.
32:22Just kidding.
32:23Not really.
32:26Let's talk about you guys.
32:28Michelle, you are a dirty, dirty woman.
32:31And I only say that
32:32because she hasn't washed her vagina
32:33since season four
32:34of RuPaul's Drag Race.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:37Now, what's something nice
32:39that I can say about Michelle
32:40that already hasn't been said
32:42by the L.A. Rams?
32:44Or the Clippers?
32:46Or the Lakers?
32:47Damn.
32:48She's a whore.
32:50And that leads me
32:51to the queen of the hour,
32:53Mrs. Ross Matthews.
32:56Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!
32:57Now, Ross,
32:58I personally love your voice,
32:59but sometimes it gets so high-pitched
33:02I'm almost certain
33:03only dogs can hear it.
33:05Mm.
33:05Brr!
33:06You know what I mean?
33:07Mm-hmm.
33:09Oh, no, Deja.
33:12Now, it's weird,
33:13and I don't understand this,
33:14but I am in full drag
33:15and for some reason
33:17I look more masculine than you.
33:18I don't get it.
33:19It's the flannel.
33:21Oh, my God.
33:23Tell another one
33:23I'm bombing up here.
33:24Hey.
33:25Well, my time is done.
33:27Let's introduce
33:27our next entertainer.
33:29Now, this queen
33:30needs no introduction.
33:37Finally a joke land,
33:39and it happens to be
33:40the last one.
33:41Wah, wah, wah.
33:43Hello, everyone.
33:45Hello.
33:46Thank fuck that was over.
33:47Yeah, yeah.
33:49The Muppets are here.
33:51Yes.
33:52A bunch of ugly monsters
33:53who only come to life
33:54when there is a hand
33:55up their arse.
33:57I'm excited for tonight's runway.
33:59Georges will be wearing
34:00a headband as a dress,
34:02and RuPaul will be telling her
34:04that she is a superstar.
34:05Thank God.
34:06Yes.
34:06Can't wait for you
34:07to superstar your way
34:08out of this roast, bitch.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:10Enough about them.
34:10I'm in front of
34:11gay Mount Rushmore tonight.
34:13Yes.
34:14Knock, knock.
34:14Who's there?
34:16I don't know,
34:16but Michelle's a whore.
34:20Michelle actually translates
34:21to beautiful,
34:22and Visage translates
34:24to just kidding.
34:27Hi, Ross.
34:28Hi.
34:29I'm sorry, my dear,
34:30but you represent
34:31the bottoms
34:31and the bottoms
34:32of the week.
34:33Ross is a true
34:34Hollywood success story,
34:36proof that you do not need
34:37a deep voice.
34:38You just need a deep throat.
34:41Ross, you are so gay
34:42that when I shout hello
34:43into your asshole,
34:44it echoes.
34:45Hello, hello, hello,
34:47and then it comes back,
34:48hey, bitch.
34:50Every time I shout,
34:51I need relationship advice,
34:52and it comes back out,
34:54fucking dump him, bitch.
34:56Every time I shout,
34:57what is the meaning of life
34:58into Ross's asshole,
35:00it echoes in
35:00and it comes back out,
35:02it's Britney, bitch.
35:03That's all I have time
35:04for today.
35:05Thank you all so much.
35:06And thank you for letting us
35:07destroy you completely
35:08tonight, Ross Matthews.
35:09We adore you.
35:13Let's give a big round
35:14of applause
35:15for Ross Matthews.
35:16Yay, Rossi!
35:18I feel very loved.
35:20Is there anything
35:21you want to say?
35:22I quit.
35:23Oh, no!
35:27The one is your own way.
35:31Category is
35:32Too Too Much.
35:33First up, Bosco.
35:35How's your head?
35:37Now that's what I call
35:38a shoulder blade.
35:40I am giving you
35:41buzzsaw ballerina.
35:43I do a lot
35:44of horror-based drag.
35:45It's kind of like
35:46a fuck you to tutu
35:48while also putting
35:49my own spin on it.
35:50Nice middle ground
35:51of glamour
35:52and gore.
35:53Well, she saw it
35:54in the store
35:54and just had to have it.
35:57Up next, Georges.
35:58I hear she's got a part
36:00in West Side Horry.
36:02Green up, Moraine,
36:04ho!
36:06I'm showing the judges
36:07a little more
36:08rougher side of Georges,
36:09knowing that she can get
36:10butch a little bit,
36:11you know?
36:12I feel so badass right now.
36:14Lesbian by Gorona.
36:16You know,
36:16the Village people
36:17have really changed
36:18since I was a kid.
36:20Up next, Willow Pill.
36:22These are the lips
36:23I dream of.
36:24Now, she's a real
36:25filler queen.
36:27This look is inspired
36:28by Donatella Versace,
36:29Amanda Lepore,
36:30Bjork,
36:31Cruella de Vil.
36:32I'm having so much fun
36:33with my little opera glasses,
36:35peering at the judges
36:36and cackling at them.
36:38And I know this is what
36:39Michelle wants to look like
36:40in about a hundred years.
36:42Mary Queen of Scats.
36:47Angeria Paris Van Michaels.
36:50Whose line is it anyway?
36:52She's not just wearing
36:53a tutu, ladies and gentlemen.
36:54She is wearing a tutu gown
36:56because you know
36:57I've got to do my
36:58Angeria thing, honey.
36:59There are four layers
37:00of tutus
37:01on my dress.
37:02I am too, too much
37:03for you
37:04and you cannot take it.
37:06Oh!
37:06She puts the lime
37:07into coconut.
37:11Diabetti.
37:12Hold me close
37:13to not-so-tiny dancer.
37:15Now, that is what I call
37:16a tutu by four-four.
37:19This entire outfit
37:20is made out of
37:21recycled materials.
37:22The jacket
37:23is a thrifted jacket.
37:25The crown is
37:25a duct tape roll
37:26covered in
37:27construction paper.
37:28I'm wearing
37:2911-inch
37:30flat-form heels.
37:31This takes me
37:32from 6'3
37:33to 7'3.
37:34Well, 7'2
37:35if you do the math
37:35correctly,
37:36but who's good at that?
37:37My eyes are up here.
37:38No, no, keep going.
37:39Up here.
37:41Deja Sky.
37:43This is pastel-a-gwent.
37:45Katy Perry's
37:46sister,
37:46Aqua Perry.
37:47I love pastel.
37:49It looks so good
37:49on my melanated skin.
37:51I basically want
37:52to be like
37:52if I had prom
37:53in Candyland.
37:54I wanted to feel
37:55adorable.
37:56Simple, gorgeous dress.
37:58This queen
37:59is a really big teal.
38:03Lady Camden.
38:04Oh, yes,
38:06she better do.
38:08How can I come here
38:09and not wear
38:10my dream tutu?
38:12The first time
38:13I ever saw a ballet,
38:13everything that I saw
38:14was sparkling
38:15like an absolute dream.
38:16And so I'm giving you
38:17that full fantasy.
38:19Just floating
38:20down the runway,
38:21pushing stars
38:22into space,
38:23ballerina
38:23to the max.
38:25She's 2-2 legit
38:26to 2-2 quit.
38:31Welcome, ladies.
38:33It's time
38:33for the judges' critiques.
38:35Starting
38:36with Bosco.
38:37Well, for starters,
38:38I hate all you
38:39fucking bitches.
38:41No, listen,
38:42here's the deal.
38:42If you're gonna do a roast,
38:43you gotta go there.
38:44I mean,
38:45you crockpot me,
38:46tell my meat
38:46is falling off the bone.
38:48That's what I want.
38:50Bosco,
38:50not only did you
38:51have a strong
38:52stage presence out there,
38:53you also knew
38:55the structure of a joke.
38:56Set up,
38:57punchline.
38:57You took all
38:58of the notes
38:59that me and Michelle
38:59gave you
39:00and you applied them
39:01very well.
39:02And you fucking
39:03smashed it.
39:05This outfit,
39:06I absolutely love it.
39:07The split in the hair
39:08with the curl.
39:09Miss ma'am.
39:10There's a concept
39:11and it's fun
39:12and it's edgy.
39:13Very cutting-edge look.
39:15Good night for you.
39:16You're very funny.
39:17Very good.
39:19Up next,
39:20it's Georges.
39:21This is really fun.
39:22It's really edgy.
39:23Very kind of early Madonna.
39:24I could see her in that.
39:26I think you struggled
39:27a little bit in the roast.
39:28It just felt like
39:29you never really
39:30got your footing.
39:31In rehearsal,
39:32you looked defeated.
39:33Like you just wanted
39:34to give up.
39:35And we didn't want
39:36you to give up.
39:37So your delivery was good,
39:39but you pulled back.
39:40When you come up here,
39:41you're talking to us
39:42like you're kicking in
39:43with any of your homegirls.
39:44I don't think you were able
39:45to connect that.
39:46Did you have fun doing it?
39:48Honestly,
39:48I did not have fun
39:49whatsoever doing that.
39:51Yeah.
39:52It was like
39:52when Bosco introduced me,
39:53like I was already about
39:54to like burst out in tears.
39:56Well, it should have been fun
39:57because at one point
39:58you realize
39:58that you can't take life
40:01too seriously.
40:02You know,
40:02have fun with it.
40:03Anyway,
40:04thank you.
40:06Up next,
40:07it's Willow Pill
40:08and she has never
40:09looked more beautiful.
40:11You came out
40:12really strong in the roast
40:13and I was laughing
40:13right away.
40:14I love how you think
40:15and that was on display.
40:17Of course,
40:17you could have gone further.
40:18You know,
40:19I really want you
40:19to give it to me.
40:21This, however,
40:22delicious.
40:23This is like
40:23Pete Burns,
40:24rest in peace.
40:25Everything about it
40:26is just glamorous.
40:27Just a fabulous look.
40:29Oh my goodness.
40:30Yeah.
40:30In the roast.
40:31Did you have fun?
40:32Did you laugh at yourself?
40:33I was terrified
40:34because I'm not really
40:35like a but-um-tsh
40:36kind of comedian.
40:37Yeah.
40:37It's hard to speak
40:38in these lips.
40:40Up next,
40:42Angeria.
40:42What I loved
40:43about your roast
40:44was your confidence.
40:46Were you the funniest queen?
40:47No.
40:47But you sold it
40:48like you were the headliner.
40:50And when your jokes
40:51didn't hit,
40:52it only was for a second
40:54and you were just like,
40:55okay, next,
40:55there are comics
40:56that cannot do that.
40:57For this look,
40:58hmm,
40:59yummy.
41:01Do you know
41:02why I love this color?
41:03Why?
41:04Because God didn't intend
41:05for anyone to ever
41:05wear this color.
41:08Which takes it
41:09to drag.
41:10I love
41:11a natural color.
41:14Stealing that wig.
41:15Just come to Atlanta
41:15and get it.
41:16Oh, girl,
41:16I know you got that wig
41:17from Atlanta.
41:18I'm gonna go to
41:18my mama house
41:19and get it.
41:20All right,
41:21up next,
41:22it's Diabety.
41:23Listen,
41:24I like this
41:25because sometimes
41:25when people want
41:26to do distress,
41:27they go too far.
41:28Yeah.
41:28And this is just,
41:30hey,
41:30listen,
41:31I'm in the ballet,
41:32I got a good job,
41:33but also,
41:34I got the tights on.
41:35Are there holes in them?
41:36You gonna give me my check.
41:37I came to work.
41:38Stop playing with me.
41:39I understand this, girl.
41:40You know how I could tell
41:41that you were a little nervous
41:42during the roast?
41:43How?
41:44The first thing you said was,
41:45I'm nervous.
41:46Yeah.
41:48I just wasn't on board
41:49from the get-go
41:50because you told me
41:51not to be.
41:52Did I stop you and say,
41:54don't tell me
41:54what you don't have,
41:55tell me what you do have?
41:56You did.
41:57So when you said
41:57you're nervous,
41:58you broke the fourth wall,
41:59you broke the illusion.
42:01I think tonight,
42:02you got lost.
42:03I think the jokes
42:04were way too long.
42:06Looks great.
42:07Delivery,
42:07not so great.
42:08I was trying so hard
42:09not to get nervous.
42:10Like, I was really trying
42:11to, like, slow down.
42:12I have a tendency
42:12to talk really fast
42:13sometimes, so.
42:15It's interesting
42:15when you second guess
42:17what's the obvious.
42:18Be a star, you know?
42:20Okay.
42:20You know?
42:21Yeah.
42:21All right, thanks.
42:22Thank you, guys.
42:23Up next,
42:24Deja Skye.
42:25Tonight, I think,
42:26from here up,
42:27you look so beautiful.
42:28I think the fit of this dress
42:29is where I'm having a problem.
42:30The top is very kind of...
42:32Weird.
42:32Yeah.
42:32It just looks like
42:33it's falling off up here.
42:34Let's talk about the roast.
42:36Okay.
42:36The issue was,
42:38when you roast somebody,
42:39you've got to tell the truth
42:40and then put the spin on it.
42:41What you just gave us
42:43were kind of facts.
42:44Okay.
42:44My voice is so high-pitched
42:45and dog can hear it.
42:46Fact.
42:47And so I was waiting
42:47for the twist.
42:48So you could have gone,
42:49Ross Matthews' voice is so high,
42:51he makes Paul Lynn
42:52sound like Morgan Freeman.
42:53Okay.
42:55Felt like you didn't take
42:56any of me and Michelle's notes.
42:58And me and Michelle
42:59didn't get dressed
43:00just to not have somebody
43:01listen to us
43:02because we came
43:02to help you, girl.
43:03We told you what to do,
43:05what to work on.
43:06And you did the ones
43:07we told you not to do.
43:08And they didn't land.
43:09I did add a joke
43:10that you X'd out
43:11just because I really
43:12kind of liked it.
43:13But even your opening joke,
43:14we said,
43:14mm-mm,
43:15and you opened with it anyway.
43:16Right.
43:17I'm not like a comedian.
43:18I don't consider myself
43:19a comedian.
43:20Yeah, but we're all
43:21kind of clowns, you know.
43:23Do you have things
43:23that you say
43:24in your nightclub act
43:25or when you're hosting?
43:26Oh yeah, I love saying like,
43:28gay boys, can I get a yes?
43:29And then I do this thing.
43:31I'll say like,
43:32let me feminize my voice
43:33for this one.
43:34Where are my straight boys at?
43:37And so it's just,
43:38okay, great.
43:39Yeah.
43:41All right, thank you.
43:42Up next, Lady Candid.
43:44You started so strong
43:45with the rose.
43:46I was really on board
43:47with you from the get-go.
43:49Your delivery,
43:50the way you looked was great.
43:51I did really enjoy your set.
43:53You did have those,
43:54just those little cheeky moments
43:55that I did like.
43:56That asshole echo.
43:58You know, that joke didn't work.
43:59But tonight,
44:00this look is just glamour.
44:03I was so hoping
44:04that you'd give us
44:04the full ballerina fantasy tonight,
44:06especially when it was tutu.
44:08I love that you didn't do ballet hair.
44:11You gave us glamour hair
44:12and it just makes it drag.
44:14And the applique on your skin
44:15is so stunning.
44:17I think you had
44:17a really strong night tonight,
44:19Candid.
44:20Listen, I'm just gonna echo
44:22everything everyone else said.
44:23Oh, echo.
44:24Sorry.
44:25Too soon?
44:26It's probably too soon, yeah.
44:27Too soon.
44:27You look beautiful.
44:28Thank you so much.
44:30Thank you, ladies.
44:31I think we've heard enough.
44:32While you untuck in the workroom,
44:34the judges and I will deliberate.
44:37We are getting down to it
44:39in this comp of what?
44:40Tish, Sean.
44:42Now, just between us squirrel friends,
44:43let's start with Bosco.
44:45Well, she came out tonight
44:46and she slayed the house down.
44:48And this from a queen
44:49who, if it weren't for a golden candy bar,
44:50wouldn't even be here.
44:51That's right.
44:52Facts, right?
44:53Yeah.
44:53So I love a story of someone
44:55who rises from the ashes.
44:57Strong night for Bosco.
44:58Georges.
44:59Before she even opened her mouth,
45:00she was defeated.
45:01And she brought us down with her
45:02and it was uncomfortable.
45:03She is a humongous star.
45:05The sky is the limit for her.
45:07But in this competition,
45:08you have to have every skill set
45:10to make it to the end.
45:11Willow pill.
45:12Ooh, baby.
45:13Can we talk about that runway
45:14for two hot seconds?
45:16The lips, did I get them?
45:17No.
45:18Do I want them?
45:19Yes.
45:21I love that extreme look.
45:23It may be my favorite look
45:24of the evening.
45:25I thought her comedy was good enough
45:26to give us some strong laughs in there.
45:28I love Willow
45:28and not just because she called me
45:29a handsome lesbian.
45:31I just think she is so interesting.
45:35And Jiria.
45:35She came into that rehearsal
45:36and she was convinced
45:38that her jokes were hilarious.
45:41They weren't.
45:42I laughed at Jiria's jokes
45:43even though they weren't that funny.
45:45I love when somebody
45:46laughs at their own jokes
45:47because when they do that,
45:48it sucks us in.
45:49She was selling the jokes.
45:50Even the ones that didn't land,
45:52I still wanted to hear them.
45:53Diabetic.
45:54On the opposite end of the spectrum,
45:55Diabetic said straight away
45:56she was nervous
45:56and then we were like,
45:57oh dear.
45:58And then it kind of went nowhere.
45:59Yeah.
46:00She could have sold it.
46:01I never would have thought
46:01in a million years
46:02she was nervous.
46:03Because Diabetic in Daytona Wind,
46:05she was a rock star.
46:06She came out defeated
46:07and it showed,
46:08unfortunately,
46:09in this challenge tonight.
46:11Deja.
46:12When Deja walked out,
46:13she was giving drag
46:14early Roseanne,
46:15Brett Butler
46:16and she didn't deliver.
46:17She had specific jokes
46:19that she wanted to do
46:19and Dulce and I were like,
46:21no, that actually is not funny.
46:22Get rid of it.
46:23She did all those jokes
46:26on the runway.
46:27This didn't work for me either.
46:28I got tulle,
46:29I got no tutu from that.
46:30Yeah.
46:31The prom dress
46:31that doesn't fit.
46:32It wouldn't have taken much
46:34to just take in that top.
46:35Clip it.
46:36We all got clamps on.
46:36I wouldn't have a career
46:37without a clamp.
46:38I'm clamping right now.
46:41Lady Camden.
46:42The roast,
46:43she took the notes,
46:44she did it,
46:44she had a strong set,
46:45but oddly,
46:46the one that we were
46:47trying to work out with her,
46:48the echo joke,
46:49we not only told her
46:50that it wasn't funny,
46:51but she decided
46:52to add two more goes of it.
46:55She was determined
46:56to yell hello
46:57into Ross Matthews' asshole.
46:59I kind of didn't mind
47:00because she's just got
47:01this delivery
47:02that's so smooth.
47:04She is a queen
47:05who has every skill
47:07it takes
47:07to find herself
47:08in the end
47:08of this competition.
47:10All right, silence.
47:11I've made my decision.
47:13Bring back my girls.
47:15Girls.
47:15Girls.
47:17Girls.
47:17Girls.
47:18Girls.
47:19My butthole.
47:21Welcome back, ladies.
47:23I've made some decisions.
47:28Lady Camden.
47:30You're safe.
47:31You're safe.
47:31You're safe.
47:34Bitch.
47:35You may step
47:36to the back of the stage.
47:39Bosco.
47:40Tonight,
47:40you really cut through.
47:43Congratulations.
47:44You're the winner
47:44of this week's challenge.
47:46You've won a cash prize
47:48of $5,000.
47:50I was essentially told
47:51to go home last week
47:53and I come back
47:54and I knock it out
47:55of the park
47:56and I feel like
47:57a fucking rock star.
48:02Willow Pill.
48:04You're safe.
48:07Angeria Paris Van Michaels.
48:10You're safe.
48:15Diabetti.
48:16You are a towering talent.
48:18But in the roast,
48:20you came up short.
48:23Georgis.
48:24You're one tender queen.
48:26But your roast
48:28was tough.
48:30Deja Sky.
48:32You're a queen
48:33with a lot of flavor.
48:34But your roast
48:36made me want to order
48:37a pizza.
48:41I'm sorry, my dears,
48:43but all three of you
48:44are up for
48:46elimination.
48:50Holy shit.
48:52Three queens
48:53stand before me.
48:55In a moment,
48:56I'll ask one of you
48:57to shantay
48:58and two of you
49:03to sashay away.
49:08Ladies,
49:09this is your last chance
49:11to impress me
49:12and save yourself
49:15from elimination.
49:17The time has come
49:20for you to lip-sync
49:22for your life.
49:26There are some moments
49:27where I'm like,
49:28fuck,
49:28like,
49:29I can't do this no more,
49:30you know,
49:30but like,
49:30this is what I do
49:31and I'ma turn it.
49:33Good luck
49:34and don't
49:35fuck it up.
49:41Well, good for you,
49:42I guess you moved on
49:42really easily.
49:43You found a new girl
49:44and it only took
49:45a couple weeks.
49:46Remember when you said
49:47that you wanted
49:48to give me the world?
49:51And good for you,
49:52I guess that you've
49:53been working on yourself.
49:54I guess a therapist
49:55I found for you
49:55should really help.
49:56Now you could be
49:57a better man
49:58for your brand new girl.
50:02Well, good for you,
50:03you look happy
50:04and healthy.
50:05Not me,
50:05if you want
50:06the character has.
50:07Good for you,
50:08you're doing great,
50:09I'll do it now.
50:10I guess good for you.
50:14Good for you,
50:15I guess you're
50:16getting everything you want.
50:17You brought a new car
50:18and your career's
50:19really taking off.
50:20It's like we never
50:20even happened, baby.
50:22What the fuck
50:22is up with that?
50:25And good for you,
50:26it's like you never
50:26even met me.
50:27Remember when you
50:28swore to God
50:29I was the only person
50:30who ever got you?
50:31Well, screw that,
50:32screw you.
50:32You will never have
50:33to hurt the way
50:34you know that I do.
50:35Well, good for you,
50:36you look happy
50:37and healthy.
50:38Not me,
50:39if you want
50:39the character has.
50:41Good for you,
50:42you're doing great,
50:42I'll do it now.
50:43Baby,
50:44gonna wish me
50:45like you do that.
50:46I'm the smart
50:47way you've spent the night.
50:48The song's about
50:49being pissed off,
50:50so I can really
50:51tap into that.
50:52Survival is the only
50:53option of this call.
50:55Lady, young,
50:55too emotional.
50:57Your apathy is like
50:58a wound.
50:59I am the only
51:00person in this
51:00competition that
51:01has been told
51:02that I am
51:03the lip sync
51:03assassin.
51:04So don't get it
51:04twisted, bitches.
51:05I can lip sync
51:06the house down.
51:07I can lip sync
51:08the house down.
51:09Like a damn
51:10sociopath,
51:11I've lost my mind,
51:12I've spent the night
51:13crying on the floor
51:14of my bathroom.
51:16Just don't want to
51:17make that I really
51:18don't get it,
51:19but I guess it's
51:19good for you.
51:23Good for you,
51:24I guess you
51:25moved on really
51:25easily.
51:29I love you guys.
51:33Ladies,
51:34I've made my decision.
51:44Diabety,
51:45Shantae,
51:46you stay.
51:49You better do a bitch.
51:52Thank you, guys.
51:53I am going to keep
51:54doing what I've been
51:54doing from
51:55week one.
51:56I am going to
51:57bounce back
51:57and get to
51:58the top.
52:00Georges,
52:02Deja Sky,
52:04your dragtastic
52:05journey
52:05has only
52:06just begun.
52:07I love you so much.
52:08Thank you for
52:09everything.
52:10And thank you
52:10guys so much.
52:11I really do
52:12appreciate it.
52:14Now,
52:14sashay away.
52:18I love y'all so much.
52:21I love y'all so much.
52:21Bitches,
52:22you have the power
52:23to do whatever
52:24y'all want to do.
52:24And remember
52:25to embrace
52:26the curve.
52:28I'll see you
52:28at the buffet.
52:29Goodbye,
52:30I love you.
52:31See you.
52:33Sister.
52:34Sister,
52:35friend.
52:35I always say,
52:36sara sara.
52:37Whatever's for me
52:38is for me.
52:39And I faltered
52:40tonight.
52:41Rupal,
52:42thank you so much
52:42for believing in me.
52:44And honestly,
52:45the first thing
52:46that I do
52:46when I get home,
52:47I'm going to smoke
52:47a fat-ass blend.
52:51Let's hit it.
52:55Conjagulations,
52:55ladies.
52:56And remember,
52:57if you can't love
52:58yourself,
52:58how in the hell
52:59are you going to
52:59love somebody else?
53:00Can I get an amen
53:01up in here?
53:01Amen.
53:02All right,
53:03now let the music play.
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