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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S14E12
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00:10I am exhausted, but I am so happy that I made it through the Lollaparooza, because that
00:17was a lie.
00:18I just knew Jasmine's message was going to be long and shit.
00:23This Jasmine somehow manages to continue talking to us from beyond the grave.
00:28Dear ladies, I'm so happy to have found new sisters in all y'all.
00:32I don't know if there's even enough cleaner to get this shit off the mirror.
00:35Hope y'all the best.
00:37It just makes me love her more.
00:39P.S. Angie, Deja, Georges, go all the way.
00:42My forever sisters, love, Jasmine, canna die.
00:47Angie, Deja, Georges, you better go all the way.
00:52I'd be more offended if you were here saying it, but you're gone.
00:56So, I guess I can't be that offended.
01:00They really made both of us do three lip syncs.
01:02And she had already been at, what, three?
01:04So she's the most lip synced diva of all time.
01:06Drug race history.
01:07Yep.
01:08Work.
01:09But when it comes to a competition between, like, being a giant hoe, you're not going to
01:13beat me.
01:14So, doodles.
01:16The girls, I may have had to lip sync the most times last week, but I don't think that
01:20is indicative of me being a lesser performer than the other girls.
01:25I still have the most wins tied with Angie.
01:27And if anything, being at the bottom just gives me residual anger that I'm just, like,
01:32using to fuel me.
01:34Was there anything that you guys truly took away from it except for, I will never want
01:37just not to give again?
01:38I think I learned that you, Rue wants to see more of you than the person you're trying
01:42to be.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Yeah.
01:44I didn't learn shit.
01:47Woo!
01:48Girl!
01:49She done already to hand her.
01:51What's next?
01:52Hey, showgirls.
01:54Hey!
01:54I see Paris, I see France.
01:57I see queens who sing and dance.
01:59Yeah!
01:59But the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to keep your can-can turnt.
02:05Ah!
02:06Are we going to Paris?
02:09Hello, hello, hello!
02:10Oh!
02:13Everybody, say, Le Mans!
02:15Le Mans!
02:17For this week's maxi challenge, you need to take us to Gay Paris.
02:22Yeah!
02:23As you star in the most romantic russical of all time, Moulin Rouge!
02:29Oh!
02:31Inspired by Moulin Rouge, the musical on Broadway.
02:36Yay!
02:36I'm really excited for a russical challenge.
02:39Russicals are my favorite challenges to watch.
02:40This is going to be an opportunity to show the judges that she's a performer!
02:45Set in an iconic Paris drag club, the russical features several many iconic roles.
02:52Ooh!
02:53There's Saltine, the tragic showgirl torn between love and money.
02:58There's Mama Zee, a bearded queen, and the owner of the Moulin Rouge.
03:02There's the green fairy.
03:03Think of her as a genie in a bottle of absinthe.
03:07Oh, okay.
03:08And last but not least, there are four scene-stealing Moulin Rouge girls.
03:12Charisma, uniqueness, nerd, and talent.
03:16Yeah!
03:16Wow!
03:17Now, I'll let you decide who plays which part.
03:20Oh!
03:22Oh, my God, here we go.
03:23I don't know how this is going to go, but I know that I better get the fucking part I
03:27want.
03:27That's all I know.
03:28Now, later today, you'll rehearse with Moulin Rouge composer, Leland.
03:33Oh!
03:35Choreographer, Miguel Cerate.
03:37Ah!
03:38Plus, a mystery guest director.
03:41Oh!
03:42Then, tomorrow, you will debut Moulin Rouge on the main stage.
03:47Oh!
03:47Oh, my God, my God.
03:47So don't, pardon my French, fuck it up.
03:51Okay.
03:52Oh, yeah, I speak French.
03:54I am ecstatic.
03:56This feels like it very much aligns with who Bosco is a performer, and I have the opportunity
04:01to really blow their socks off for the next week.
04:04Razors, start your engine, and may the best drag queen win.
04:09What are we doing?
04:12I feel like this time around, choosing roles is going to be a little more difficult.
04:17All right, let's listen to this.
04:18Because we're getting to the point of the competition where the judges have to notice you.
04:21Ooh!
04:22I would love to do this one.
04:24I really want the talent role, because girl, showstopping, very X-Dina vibe, and that's
04:30very me, because girl, showstopping.
04:32Oh!
04:33I think I want this one.
04:34That was hot.
04:36The salty, saltine!
04:37Yeah!
04:39Yeah!
04:40The role of saltine is the lead role.
04:43She is a cabaret, burlesque, courtesan, superstar.
04:48That is Bosco.
05:18I know what I've got my eye on.
05:19And the last 60s challenge, I gave up whatever the fuck I wanted to.
05:23You guys, correct?
05:24Correct.
05:25Let me have nerve.
05:27Does anyone want nerve?
05:29Perf!
05:30Kudos to Miss Deja, but I don't think winning Snatch Game is a good reason to decide that
05:34you can have a role, but I didn't want that role, so work.
05:38I like talent and green fairy.
05:40I like green fairy, because I feel like if you think of a little green absinthe fairy,
05:44it's me.
05:45I do think of Willow, and I really want to have that moment.
05:48Willow can have the green fairy, that's fine, but I got my foot on this talent role.
05:53I want talent, because I think I am showstopping, and I definitely showed that in the last lip
05:58sync.
05:58And I've been the team player for almost all the challenges, and now I'm putting my
06:02fucking foot down.
06:03I mean, there's been a lot of us who've just been very courteous of other people this entire
06:07competition, so it's about right here and right now.
06:11Does anyone want charisma?
06:12I don't think anyone's spoken on charisma yet.
06:14It's the gold digger who likes sugar daddy.
06:16No, that role would not be good for me, and it does not fit me whatsoever.
06:22Girl.
06:23You know what?
06:24I'm going to go ahead and call charisma.
06:25I am an entertainer, and Angie's going to do what Angie does, so.
06:31This is frustrating.
06:32I don't want to get lost in the crowd in this number, but somebody had to eat the boo-boo
06:37in this moment.
06:39I want saltine.
06:40I also want saltine.
06:42It feels like very much my vibe.
06:45I embody saltine, and I am also putting my foot down for her.
06:48Okay, yes, there is a sexiness to it, but I feel like I showed the other side of saltine,
06:53which is the romance and the love story, and I feel like I prove that to the judges as
06:56I beat you in that lipstick.
06:58That is a good point.
06:59Do you think you would have beaten me in Swept Away?
07:02Yes, I do.
07:03Hmm.
07:04That's a bold opinion.
07:06Yeah.
07:07It's okay to be wrong sometimes.
07:09I know that she wants me to be knocked down a peg so that I will crumble in and give
07:13her the part, and that's not happening.
07:15So right now, we don't have anybody looking at Mama Z.
07:19Yeah.
07:19I mean, I think it's only fair that one of you takes Mama Z if you're both so set on
07:24getting saltine.
07:25Saltine has loads of lines, and I feel like I'm going to have no problem with that.
07:28You sure aren't, because you're not going to have them.
07:31You'll just have to watch and see.
07:32What the fuck, Bosco, like, it's rude, honestly.
07:35Lady Camden is more versatile to pull off saltine or Mama Z.
07:40I don't know if I could make Mama Z work.
07:42Tell me I could do both.
07:43I just don't feel like that's fair to sway me that way, you know?
07:46I'm getting the role of fucking saltine, and they're going to have to drag my goddamn
07:50body out of here before I leave without it.
07:55We're literally just wasting time, guys.
07:58Yeah.
08:04Well, it sounds like neither of us are budging, so I feel like we're going to have to flip
08:07a coin for it.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Mm.
08:09I would like to see what the room thinks, if we could do a vote.
08:13Okay.
08:13And see what people would say for a role.
08:16Or you could close your eyes, put your hand up.
08:18No, I want to know.
08:20I don't feel like a vote is fair.
08:22It's not up to the other queens to cast this.
08:25I'll go first.
08:26Saltine, I'm seeing Bosco, because it's something about Mama Z that I really think you
08:32would really do Whale.
08:35I'll keep Tali.
08:37Georges.
08:38Um, I would totally see Lady Camden.
08:41One for one, ladies.
08:42I think Camden is saltine.
08:45Okay.
08:46Willow.
08:47I don't know.
08:49I can tell you what I think, and then you...
08:51What do you think?
08:51I think Bosco, so that ties it.
08:53Oh, fuck you, bitch.
08:56I mean, based off of watching lip syncs yesterday, I would have to say Camden.
09:00But Bosco served a lot of sex.
09:02So your final answer.
09:05So suddenly it's all on my shoulders.
09:07Who gets this role?
09:08Oh my God, one of you is going to hate me.
09:10You're the RuPaul, so what's the tea girl?
09:11I don't want that responsibility, because somehow they're going to blame it on me if they fail.
09:17So your final answer.
09:21Willow.
09:23Okay, I see them equally for saltine, but for Mama Z, I do see Camden more.
09:30So your answer is Bosco for saltine.
09:33So my answer would be Bosco for saltine.
09:36Ugh, I hate this so much.
09:38I really think I only said Bosco, because I knew Bosco would take it harder if she didn't get the
09:41role.
09:43So Bosco-saltine, final answer.
09:46I don't want to fuck you over, but at the same time,
09:50I'm standing my ground, and I got the majority vote.
09:53You know what?
09:54Fuck all you.
09:56You better fucking turn this shit out, and if you don't, I'm going to be pissed.
09:59Because I wanted that part.
10:01That was my opportunity to stand my ground and be strong, but...
10:06I just feel really disappointed in myself that I let myself get pushed over.
10:11You can vermo me for $5,000.
10:14Guys, I don't want none of this energy going through into the rehearsal.
10:17Like, because it will fuck us up.
10:18I personally would like to take a quick moment away.
10:23That was intense.
10:24Yes.
10:29I don't take pleasure in, like, standing in my friend's way,
10:33but my priority in this competition is me.
10:35It's all your fault.
10:37I'm like, no one is going to put this on me.
10:42Camden looks pissed.
10:43It's like when you get in a fight with your brother or sister,
10:45and then you just, like, go into the other room.
10:47Camden is like, I'm going into my corner, nobody fucking touched me,
10:51and I'll let y'all know when I'm going to come out.
10:54I really don't like doing what I just did,
10:56because by nature, I'm a very accommodating and chill person.
11:00I'm going to have to do some fucking damage control with Lady after this.
11:04She'll be fine.
11:05You got to do it.
11:06You got to get through the content.
11:06That's what I've been saying the whole fucking time.
11:08And people were thinking I was being a bitch about it,
11:10but that's why I did it from the beginning.
11:12So do what you want to fucking do.
11:14I take a moment, sit with the unpleasantness of fighting with a friend,
11:19let myself feel like an asshole,
11:20and then I move the fuck on.
11:25How you feeling?
11:26I'm okay. How are you?
11:27I'm good.
11:30I just want to say that I really do, like, think that this part would be significant for you.
11:35It's just hard to take comfort from people when everyone's really cushy with what they got,
11:39and they're all like, oh, yeah, you would do so great at this.
11:42It's like, no, I don't think you even think that.
11:44I feel like everyone just is really happy with what they got.
11:46The part that I have is not a part that I wanted.
11:50I know what Lady Camden is going through in this moment,
11:53and it doesn't always feel good to make the tough decision or be the bigger person or whatever,
11:58but that does not mean that you won't knock the role that you got out of the part.
12:03And it's hard because I feel like I would just do such a better job at it, to be honest.
12:06Yeah, but I feel the same.
12:08I feel the same.
12:09I could have murdered this part.
12:11I do.
12:11I feel like it's more me, but this could possibly be me, too.
12:15So now the name of the game is making what we have work.
12:18Yeah.
12:20We've seen you be very funny.
12:21That's why I think that this part, you can handle it.
12:24I feel like Anjuria sees something in me that I don't always see in myself, honestly.
12:28And when she's saying, bitch, you can do this, I'm kind of going,
12:32I think you're right.
12:33I can.
12:34I feel like that weird kind of like crazy energy that I had when I was doing Freddie.
12:39I feel like I'm going to bring some of that kooky weirdness.
12:43I feel like you should do that.
12:44You know, there's a switch in my mind where I go, I could never possibly, oh.
12:49Fuck it.
12:50I'll do it.
12:51No such thing as small roles.
12:53I need small boobs.
12:56I'm feeling like, fine, Bosco.
12:59You can be happy with the part that you got and you fought so hard for.
13:02Thank you for cheering me up.
13:03But I'm very capable of catching up behind you.
13:07Just watch out.
13:15Wow.
13:17Wow.
13:17Welcome, ladies.
13:19Hello.
13:21Oh my fucking God.
13:23Leslie Jordan.
13:24This is wild.
13:25My grandma's a giant Will and Grace fan and I used to watch Will and Grace with her growing
13:29up.
13:29And he's so funny.
13:31Four, five, six, seven.
13:34Leslie Jordan's videos were one of my favorites, getting through quarantine.
13:38It's still March.
13:39How many days in March?
13:42She just says what's on her mind.
13:44She don't give a fuck.
13:45What are y'all doing?
13:46Screwing.
13:48I am going to be your director.
13:53Say hello to Leland, our composer.
13:56And Miguel Zarate, our choreographer.
13:58Hi.
13:59Hi.
14:00Now listen.
14:01Here's a secret you may not know.
14:03I was doing drag in Atlanta before RuPaul.
14:07Oh, my sister.
14:09I was the sweet and petite Miss Baby Wise.
14:13Yeah.
14:16Leland, what do the girls need to know about Moulin Rouge?
14:19The majority of you are on stage for most of the Rusical.
14:23So you have to stay in your character from the second the Rusical starts to the second
14:28it ends.
14:29You better pee beforehand.
14:32Very important.
14:33Let's just get it started.
14:35Cool.
14:36Saltine.
14:37A lot of pressure is riding on me to impress because I just fought like a fucking animal
14:42for this role and I got to deliver.
14:44Saltine, she's the one that everyone wants and no one can afford.
14:47Let's just bring that bitch out.
14:49Okay.
14:49And you're going to go one and two and three and four, five and six and seven and eight.
14:55Beautiful.
14:55You take direction well.
14:57As Bosco is picking up the choreography, I'm remembering that Bosco is a talented dancer.
15:02Five and six and push, push.
15:04Nice.
15:06Wow.
15:06I don't want Bosco to do bad.
15:08I just want to do better than Bosco.
15:11Angeria as charisma.
15:12That's right.
15:13Get up there.
15:14It's your turn.
15:16We're going to start off cue.
15:18One and two.
15:19Then you're going to go three and four.
15:21Okay.
15:22Hold on.
15:23Three and four.
15:25Right.
15:27Remember, you need to be focusing on lip syncing and doing the choreography and playing the character.
15:33You know, there's a lot to balance in this one.
15:35So, what advice would you give Angeria to learn those moves?
15:39Attaching something to the move outside of the count.
15:42Like, shake the dice, lick it up.
15:45Shake the dice and lick it up.
15:47Shake the dice and lick it up.
15:49I know that me and choreography ain't the best of friends, but I'm just hoping I'm able to shake the
15:56dice and lick it up.
15:57Thank you so much, girl.
15:59Willow, my green fairy.
16:01Here's the gag.
16:02It's a full sequence, and then it gets so fast that it's funny, but you actually have to keep up
16:07with it.
16:07Okay, here we go.
16:08Punch and punch and hit and hit.
16:10Punch and punch and hit and hit.
16:12You, five, six, seven, a little faster.
16:15One and two and three and four.
16:18She's like, hold up, hold up.
16:20Let's try that again, Willow.
16:21Oh, shit.
16:22What have I gotten myself into?
16:24Miss Talent.
16:27Yeah.
16:27How tall are you?
16:28I'm five foot two.
16:29You are not, you liar.
16:30I am.
16:31There's only one way to find the truth.
16:34I'm 4'11".
16:35Oh, my God.
16:37You're five foot two.
16:40Before I even teach you anything, I just want you to show me.
16:43Okay.
16:44What you think talent would give.
16:46Okay.
16:46One, a, hey, hey, hey, spice it up.
16:49I'm spice it up.
16:49I'm spice it up.
16:50Yes.
16:51Punch the ghost, punch the ghost.
16:52Yeah.
16:54And she's not even warm yet.
16:55Oh, yes, ma'am.
16:56Okay.
16:56So when you're working in a group, of course, you want to take as much attention and spotlight
17:01when it's your turn.
17:02But it's also equally important to blend in with the group and know how to support the other
17:07cast members.
17:07Absolutely.
17:08Georges is really good at just randomly dancing, not choreography.
17:12Two, three, pop.
17:14Oh, wait a minute.
17:15I'm very interested to see when it comes to lots of choreography, one song after another,
17:19how it's going to retain in her head.
17:21One, two, three, kick, four, step, passe, hit, passe, hit.
17:25Nice.
17:26Georges, your passe is on fire.
17:31Mama Z.
17:31Mama Z. I'm just going to throw you a couple of eights and we're just going to see where
17:35you go with it.
17:36Great.
17:37My goal is to really flip this around and find some way to make this character pop.
17:42And eight and.
17:43Great.
17:43And I'm going to give you a little bit more because you can handle it.
17:45Miss Camden, she has that ballet background and bitch Camden is eating it right now.
17:50Wow.
17:52Mama Z is also like really nitty gritty and rough.
17:55She actually has a beard.
17:56Yeah.
17:56Okay.
17:57You're so naturally poised from all the ballet training.
17:59It's going to have some more grit and some more masculinity within the femininity.
18:03So bring more of that to the table.
18:05Okay.
18:05I'm going to bring my newfound butchness.
18:08I'm going to bring a little bit of Shakespeare, a little bit of Freddie.
18:10What is happening to me?
18:12I'm becoming a man.
18:13Out and move.
18:15La rue.
18:16May the best person win.
18:20Amazing.
18:22Are y'all shitting yourself?
18:24I would be.
18:25You're great.
18:25You're phenomenal.
18:26Lady Camden nails it.
18:27So it's up to me to really deliver is the only way to win at this point.
18:32Okay, ladies.
18:33So take five.
18:33And when you come back, I'm going to teach you some square dancing moves that I learned
18:37when I was at the Grand Ole Opry.
18:40Hey.
18:41Yeehaw.
18:42Yeehaw.
18:43The only queen that I'm very, very concerned about is RuPaul.
18:48Because, honey, she's got to make a decision amongst all these queens, and I don't know
18:54how that's going to happen.
19:02Today we debut Moulin Rouge.
19:04The Rousical.
19:05America, get ready.
19:06This is going to be epic.
19:09So did you guys rehearse last night?
19:11Heck yeah.
19:12Yeehaw.
19:12Yes.
19:13That was a must.
19:14Baby.
19:14I have rehearsed this choreography over and over and over again.
19:20I have to debit L in my own self.
19:22I'm telling myself, fame calls.
19:25And this is where you start paying.
19:28In sweat.
19:31How are you feeling after everything?
19:34Honestly, after everything, I feel a little bit embarrassed that I even went as far as
19:38to start an argument with someone over it.
19:41I don't like to get messy and shit, because I am, after all, a fucking lady, you know?
19:46I don't know if being stubborn is worth it to me to be like, to win an argument.
19:52As much as I want to be a loud voice and put my foot down, it's not in my nature
19:56to be
19:56like, a mean, like, aggressive bitch about it, you know what I mean?
20:00This might have been a blessing in disguise, because I'm really kind of getting into Mama
20:04Z.
20:04It's kind of fun to imagine that I own this club, you know?
20:07Come to my club, pay me money and watch my bitches dance.
20:11There's a way to just kind of go, okay, how can you make lemonade out of juice or whatever
20:16it is?
20:17Make lemons out of lemonade.
20:18What?
20:19No.
20:20What's something?
20:21Make tea out of lemonade.
20:22Yes.
20:24I'm excited.
20:25Me too, my love.
20:26I grew up doing, like, musicals and plays and stuff.
20:29That's kind of really where I felt the most comfortable when I was in school.
20:32I never really got into that whole musical theater kind of stuff, because I just think
20:35it's so annoying to me, not going to lie.
20:38What was that, Miss Georges?
20:39It's, like, so, like, annoying to me, like.
20:42What's annoying about it?
20:43Just, like, the whole singing and, like, like, happy and shit.
20:48Just, like, no.
20:49I don't want none of the musical theater gays to come after me, but honestly, I'm not a fan
20:54whatsoever, singing all the time.
20:56I'm just like, no.
20:56I like that club ratchet shit.
21:00Let's go.
21:01Yeah.
21:01Star of the Moulin Rouge.
21:04Are you nervous at all?
21:06No.
21:07I don't know.
21:07This just feels like what I've, like, been working to do.
21:11Didn't you grow up dancing?
21:12I did.
21:13So, I grew up doing, like, tap dancing when I was younger.
21:16And, like, my grandma's also my first dance teacher.
21:19Oh, I love that.
21:20She was trained to be a Radio City Rockette type of thing.
21:23Like, she's, like, she was, like, a dancer.
21:25Like, the Kinks and, like, the Fosse and all that good stuff.
21:27Oh, this is just great for you.
21:29Granny's gonna love this.
21:30I know.
21:31My grandma was very invested in that dance scene.
21:33So, I grew up watching dancers.
21:35I was taught that Ginger Rogers had to do everything that Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in heels.
21:41And I always thought that that was so much more impressive.
21:44I never had, like, a dance background.
21:46I just did it in, like, my living room.
21:47That's so wild to me, because you are such a fucking dancer.
21:50Yeah, you are.
21:51Do you know Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?
21:53Yeah.
21:54No.
21:54No, you don't?
21:55I don't.
21:55You don't?
21:57Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
21:59Yeah.
21:59What is it?
22:00It's a Chinese film.
22:01Yes, and, like, they do, like, splits, and it's just, like, they're always, like, moving and shit.
22:04You've watched that, like, a million times.
22:06Yes, when I was younger, my mom has a video of me, like, doing it with a sword.
22:10So, that's pretty much how I started to, like, learn how to use, like, my body.
22:13I think, as gay people, we teach ourselves a lot of talents, because we're too scared to learn in group
22:21settings.
22:22Sometimes, we're really self-conscious about things, so I think it's really cool that the thing that Georgis is so
22:27great at, she taught herself.
22:29I have a similar story.
22:30I actually have never taken a dance class.
22:32I could tell.
22:32Oh.
22:34Okay.
22:35Remember, you get one of those, and you just cast that shit in, bitch.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:40It feels so weird not having Jasmine here to fight with.
22:56Have a girl, put the bass in your lock.
23:00Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
23:03Oh, Waze.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
23:09Hey, sister, soul, sister, it's Michelle Visage.
23:13Now, Visage, is that French?
23:15Yes.
23:16It means, uh, she who loves leopard print.
23:20I thought it was slut who loves leopard print.
23:24And the hilarious Ross Matthews.
23:28Hi, Ross.
23:29Voulez-vous coucher avec moi de soir?
23:32Wait, what did you just call me?
23:33I don't know.
23:36And it's the amazing Andra Day.
23:40Welcome to the show.
23:41Thank you so much for having me.
23:43I am so excited to be here.
23:45Are you ready for a rousical?
23:47Absolutely.
23:48I'm not sure.
23:51Now, this week, we challenged our queens to put on a show in the all-dancing, all-lip-syncing
23:56rousical Moulin Rouge.
23:59Racers, start your engines.
24:01And may the best drag queen win.
24:04Michelle, I gotta tell you, these are great seats.
24:07It must have caused you a fortune.
24:09Oh, um, Ross is treating us.
24:11Oh, shh, shh, shh, it's starting.
24:15Oh, shh.
24:16Rousical Moulin Rouge.
24:19Rousical Moulin Rouge.
24:22And to the ones I love, know that you're the reason why.
24:26I dare to live my life, dare to liberate my mind.
24:30You're running through my veins.
24:32Won't you make me come alive?
24:34Give me one shot, one shot, ooh, of adrenaline.
24:38Moulin Rouge.
24:40Start your engines.
24:42Moulin Rouge.
24:44It's about to begin.
24:46Welcome to the Moulin Rouge, where drag rules as king, queen, and everything in between.
24:55All right.
24:56Moulin Rouge.
24:57Start your engines.
24:59Moulin Rouge.
25:13This is a story about love.
25:16My love for a queen named Saltine.
25:20Poor penniless fool.
25:22People don't come to the Moulin Rouge looking for love.
25:24They come for charisma, uniqueness, love, and love.
25:30End line.
25:32Fill it.
25:33Fill it.
25:34Now performing the hit single, Jaloux de Majouli.
25:38Or as you Americans would say, don't be jealous of my jelly.
25:46I like the guys that are sweet.
25:49By that I mean sugar daddies.
25:53Any here tonight, boys?
25:54This one's got cash to the skies.
25:57And I'm gonna get it when he dies.
26:00You don't need tricks when you're young.
26:03But when you're like me, you need some.
26:06One or two.
26:07I've got a few up my sleeve.
26:10Hey, anyone wanna see?
26:13Don't be jealous of my jelly.
26:15Jealous of my jelly.
26:17That means, don't be jealous of my jelly.
26:23Uh, uh, uh.
26:25I treat men like the dogs they are.
26:27And if they try to bite meat, tie them up in the yard.
26:29I don't take no shit.
26:29I don't play no games.
26:30No Monopoly board.
26:31I want whips and chains.
26:32Like, uh, do it just like that.
26:35Uh, move it just like that.
26:36Walk on his back like my name, click, clack.
26:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:44Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah.
26:46I don't do tricks.
26:47Don't do hands.
26:49I give.
26:50The love that others ever gave.
26:53Ooh, ooh, ooh.
26:54And two comfy pillows to sleep.
26:57Well, if that's what they need.
26:59Don't be jealous of my jelly.
27:02That means, don't be jealous of my jelly.
27:17And now, the Moulin Rule proudly presents
27:20The star of our show, Saltine
27:24L-U-C-K-Y, honey, honey
27:28A little twist and slide
27:33You're so lucky tonight
27:36Cause I'm giving you the show that you want
27:44Kiss me like you miss me
27:46Huff me like you hate me
27:48Shoot a movie on my face
27:52Take another picture
27:54Put it on my Insta
27:56Come give me another taste
27:58I'm a kitty girl
28:00And it's my world
28:02I'm a kitty girl
28:04And I want money, money, money, money
28:09L-U-C-K-Y, L-U-C-K-Y
28:13And I want money
28:14Money!
28:15Money!
28:16Money!
28:19Money!
28:22Saltine!
28:23The rich duke was in the audience
28:25And he wants to meet you
28:26With his money
28:27And your beauty
28:29The Moulin Rule will be saved
28:31Wait here
28:33Saltine, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
28:36Come away with me
28:37And I will love you forever
28:39Wow, this is all happening so fast
28:41What could go wrong?
28:45Are you okay?
28:47Um, it's just allergies
28:49A little bit of love
28:57Goes a long, long way
29:00Lifting you up to a brighter day
29:03A little bit of love
29:05Goes a long, long way
29:07Turn it around when you up and say
29:10Gonna love you, as you are
29:13Gonna love you, you're a superstar
29:17To, to, to, to the moon
29:21To the moon
29:23To the moon
29:24To the moon
29:27I'm in love
29:31I'm in love
29:34I'm in love
29:35I'm in love
29:37I'm in love
29:38I'm in love
29:39I'm in love
29:40Okay, Jason, Mamala!
29:41Oh wait, no you, sorry
29:43That's okay
29:43I'm in love
29:45I'm in love
29:46I'm in love
29:47I'm in love
29:49with
29:52you.
29:57Saltine, may I present to you
29:59the wealthy and generous
30:01Duke of Dickington.
30:03Oh, Chante.
30:05Hey! I thought you said she was
30:07single and looking to
30:09mingle.
30:10Saltine, you have a choice to make
30:13and don't fuck it up.
30:24Cover girl,
30:25put the bass in your book.
30:27I know what's best for you
30:29and you do not.
30:31Cover girl, don't you
30:33wanna be rich? Well, here
30:35they are to give you
30:37their pitch. Hey! I'll give you
30:39runways. I'll give you
30:41cutters. Covers of
30:43magazines.
30:45He doesn't love you
30:47the way that I do
30:49will be a family.
30:53Bing, bing, bong.
30:54Sing, sing, song.
30:55Ding, ding, dong.
30:56Cover girl,
30:58put the bass in your book.
31:00You'll be your star.
31:02Isn't that what you want?
31:04Lover girl,
31:05go with
31:06what's in your heart.
31:07Leave with me
31:09and we won't be apart.
31:11Cover girl,
31:12lover girl,
31:13lover girl,
31:14lover girl,
31:15cover girl,
31:15lover girl.
31:16Bing, bing, bong.
31:17Sing, sing, song.
31:18Ding, ding, dong.
31:20Can't decide what is right,
31:22what is wrong.
31:23Who?
31:24Lover girl,
31:25cover girl,
31:25cover girl.
31:30Why does life have to be so binary?
31:33Can't I have both?
31:34Ah-choo!
31:37You should really get that checked out.
31:39It's just allergies.
31:41Saltine, the answer to your problems
31:43is in his little bottle of absinthe.
31:46Bottle stop, bitches!
31:48Are you my inner saboteur?
31:52No, my dear.
31:53I'm your
31:54hallelujah-nation.
31:56A one, two, three,
31:58and this is the beginning.
32:00The beginning.
32:02This is the beginning
32:03of the rest of your life.
32:04You're a champion.
32:06Greatest of them all.
32:08You're a champion.
32:09Never gonna fall.
32:13If you dream
32:15everything you want to be,
32:17if you dream
32:18all the possibilities,
32:21choose you.
32:22You're a miracle.
32:24Choose you
32:25and who you want to be.
32:28Now, do you get it?
32:30No.
32:30Can I-
32:31Hear it again?
32:31Fine.
32:32One, two, three,
32:33and this is the beginning.
32:35The beginning.
32:36This is the beginning
32:37of the rest of your life.
32:39You're a champion.
32:40Greatest of them all.
32:42If you dream
32:43everything you want to be,
32:46choose you.
32:47You're a miracle.
32:48Choose you
32:49and who you want to be.
32:52Now you have to get it.
32:54I am so sorry
32:55I wasn't listening.
32:56Oh, God.
32:57One, two, three, four.
32:58This is the beginning.
32:59The beginning.
33:00You're a champion.
33:01Greatest of them all.
33:02If you dream
33:03Choose you.
33:04Choose me.
33:05Choose you.
33:06Choose me.
33:07Choose me.
33:13You get the point?
33:15Huh?
33:15You still talking to me?
33:16Go.
33:19Sulteons consulted
33:21with the Green Ferry,
33:22but the final decision
33:23is hers to make.
33:25I choose
33:26myself.
33:28I'll choose.
33:30I swear if she dies,
33:32I'm out of here.
33:34She's dead.
33:35I'm out of here.
33:36A little bit of love
33:38goes a long, long way.
33:41Lifting you up
33:42to a brighter day.
33:45You're alive.
33:46I told you.
33:47It was just allergies.
33:51NANANANANANANA
33:52NANANANA
33:53Giggity, giggity, ha, ha.
33:55Giggity, giggity, ha, ha.
33:56Akani, honey.
33:57Akani, honey.
33:58Ah.
34:00Ink, tibiri, nit,
34:01knick, knack.
34:01Anak with a pretty light click,
34:03like.
34:04Moolamoo.
34:05Start your engines.
34:08Moolamoo.
34:08It's about to be, about to be, about to begin
34:14Rock of the Kiti Tai Tai, Moulin Rouge
34:22The world is your own way
34:26Category is Mirror, Mirror
34:29First up, Lady Camden
34:31You know if you break a mirror you get seven years of bad tuck
34:35I am serving you shooting stars
34:38I'm drawing some inspiration tonight from The Little Prince
34:41I am sparkly as fuck
34:44I feel like a goddess from outer space made completely out of gas
34:48This is Jack Frost's sister
34:49Jackie Frost
34:51Jackie Frost
34:55Bosco
34:56She's what you call a promosexual
35:00My look is Mugler meets Soriyama meets Tin Man Slam Piece
35:05I'm giving them a whole lot of Linda Vangelista meats
35:09Just like the sexiest little toaster oven you ever did see
35:12I am oiled up to the point that I am my own slip and slide
35:16Things are moving, no foam here
35:18You know you're a whore, you got mirrored knee pads
35:22Willow pill
35:23Now this queen is a real firecracker
35:26The inspiration for this look was kind of like Elton John, Joan Jett, and Evil Caneel getting into a bunch
35:31of fireworks
35:32It's very like late 70s rock
35:34I want to wear this every day for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert
35:39She's illegal in 14 states
35:41Let's light this bitch up
35:43Okay
35:44And cheerio
35:45More like Hoseaic
35:49Baby, I am giving you a galactic mermaid queen adorned in all of these reflective scales
35:58So I'm making sure everything catches the light
36:01She's giving you a beautiful side cutout
36:03So you can see this shape, honey, that all the girls be mad at
36:06I'm catching the eyes from Andre Davis
36:08And I'm like, yes girl, you see it
36:10Oh, she's shattering the ass ceiling
36:15Diabetic
36:16Oh, she wants to rock and roll all night
36:19And party every day
36:21I have chosen to do a kiss-inspired runway
36:25I kind of feel like a shiny metallic porcupine right now
36:28The base of this outfit is actually made from a reflective vinyl
36:31So I hope I'm just blinding the judges at this point
36:35In a good way, of course
36:36She's a queen that makes you want to hug her
36:40Deja Scott
36:42Someone's been self-reflecting
36:44Yes, honey, you better narcissistic that walk
36:49Am I beautiful?
36:50Yes, I am
36:51I'm walking out with regalness
36:53With confidence
36:54I have a holographic kind of cage moment with big shoulders
36:58You know I love big shoulders
36:59I'm serving the evil queen of the futuristic glamazonia
37:04Deja, you have a little right there in your tooth
37:08Georgious
37:09As Liza Miarelli
37:13This look is inspired by Miss Cardi B
37:15And it has a really short scissor kind of look
37:18And it's like my ribcage dress
37:20I'm wearing latex boots, latex gloves, wet hair
37:24I want to give the judges something very edgy, dark, and mysterious
37:28Bitch, I'm stomping it out
37:30Oh my god, you guys, she sharted
37:32Run!
37:34Ooh, check out her rearview mirror
37:36Yes, honey
37:37Objects in the mirror might appear smaller than they actually is
37:41Well, ladies, the reviews are in
37:46Moon La Rue is a smash hit
37:50You've proved that you're all stars with bright futures
37:54But this is a competition
37:56So we're going to have to split some hairs here
37:59To really decide who is top and who is bottom
38:04First up, Lady Camden
38:07Lady, you have the MC role
38:08Which can be sort of a throwaway role
38:11And establishing a character can be difficult
38:13Somehow, you did it
38:16Because you were slithering across that stage
38:19In a way that I totally knew who you were
38:21We've kind of been waiting this whole competition
38:23For you to be able to show us some ballet
38:25And you gave us what you do
38:27And what you do so well
38:28I actually danced for like 22 years
38:30So I can recognize
38:31I'm like, oh, I see the posture
38:33I see the point
38:34I see the bevel
38:34And I love this look
38:36I love the top
38:38You know I always say that
38:41I'm right here, Ross
38:44When I go like this
38:45Oh, I love it
38:46Thank you so much
38:47Up next, it's Bosco
38:49Did you ever see Moulin Rouge?
38:51Okay
38:51First of all, you were playing a character
38:53So I was kind of wishing that you didn't do the Bosco eyebrows
38:56Because you weren't Bosco, you were Saltine
38:58That already took me out of a full commitment to the character
39:01You could have gone so much further with it
39:04Even the sneezes
39:05The way you were sneezing was too delicate
39:06It wasn't big enough
39:08The thing about the Saltine role
39:10Is that the story hinges on her giving that extra something
39:14It was almost there
39:15It just wasn't all the way there
39:19This is beautiful in a Mugler type of way
39:21It's stunning, it's gorgeous
39:22But I think you know what I'm going to say
39:25This is, I think, the fourth
39:26Corset, panty, thigh high look
39:28It's about versatility
39:29Yeah, okay, we've seen corset and panties from you before
39:32But
39:34I mean, this is perfection
39:38Don't try to give her no big pill
39:39She want a well pill
39:41Can I tell you how much I loved you?
39:43Please do
39:43You were like Michelle Visage on the first date
39:46You just kept doing it over and over and over again
39:49I couldn't get enough
39:50To play a character whose energy is dwindling
39:54While keeping your energy ascending at the same time
39:56Is not an easy thing to do
39:57So I was very impressed
39:59Thank you
39:59Tonight, I think this is adorable
40:01It's really rocker chic 70s 4th of July celebration
40:05But mirror, mirror
40:07I get the mirror, right?
40:09You're wearing reflective pants
40:10You always manage to do it uniquely you
40:12That's a gift
40:14Up next
40:15Angera
40:16Your part in the musical was not the biggest part
40:20Not the flashiest part
40:21And I saw you keeping your head above water
40:23Like, notice me, notice me, notice me
40:25And I appreciate that
40:26It could have been smoother
40:27But it was really good
40:29And this look is, you know
40:30I have no words
40:31It is perfect
40:33With you, the word is always regal
40:35And I think that's a pageantry thing
40:36When you're wearing your crown
40:38And you're in your glory
40:39And that's what I got from this
40:40And it's just gorgeous
40:41Drag queens take note
40:42At home, this is what you wear
40:43This is an iconic look for you
40:45Thank you
40:46Up next, Diabetics
40:48In the Rusical
40:49You were amazing
40:50It's one thing to be technically perfect
40:52And then it's another thing
40:53To have the perfect amount of energy
40:55And you really combine the two
40:56In a magnificent way
40:58Small parts are a big risk
41:00Because you can just get lost
41:01If you don't nail it
41:02And you were able to find
41:04The little moments
41:05That just took it the extra level
41:08And I love this outfit
41:10I love how shiny it is
41:12And of course, I'm a big kids fan
41:14I totally agree with you
41:15I think you look really sharp tonight
41:16Oh, you need to stop it
41:19Up next, Deja Skye
41:22With these kind of ensemble productions
41:24You need to really fight
41:26To be seen in these things
41:27And we were kind of losing you
41:29Okay
41:29And then the rap came
41:30And you came to life
41:32Walking the dancers out on leashes
41:34Just made me so happy inside
41:35I'll probably practice it at home
41:38Let's talk about your runway look
41:39I don't get near so much
41:41Okay
41:42It's pretty
41:43I did want to go up to you
41:44A few times and just go
41:45Right, the dress
41:46Yes
41:47And my eye keeps going
41:48To where it's bunched up
41:49Right
41:49I don't see much mirror
41:50It's reflective, I guess
41:52I'm getting Cher Sanctuary
41:53Oh
41:54But I think that about everything
41:55Yes
41:58Up next, George S
42:00Hello, it is
42:01You were talent
42:02Yes
42:03It started out strong
42:04You had that funny little
42:05Boom, boom
42:06That was so funny
42:07You had that moment
42:08And then it was like
42:09Bye
42:10You faded away
42:11And it's weird
42:12Because when you come out here
42:14Nobody can take their eyes off of you
42:16We've all said it
42:17Week after week
42:18The other girls are probably like
42:19Okay, we get it
42:19But when it's not just you
42:21You fade away
42:22There was a disconnect
42:23From what your body was doing
42:25And what was on your face
42:28I don't know who your character was
42:30This look is beautiful
42:31Body is beautiful
42:32I'm so proud of you
42:34Not wearing bra and panties
42:35It's so different for you
42:36And I encourage you to
42:38All to keep challenging yourself
42:40To bring something different
42:41Style-wise
42:42Each week
42:44All right, ladies
42:46I want to hear from you
42:48Who should go home tonight
42:51And why
42:54Starting with Lady Camden
42:56I feel like everyone's really fucking strong
42:58Which is annoying
43:01Purely based off tonight
43:03I would have to say Bosco
43:06Bosco
43:06Based off of tonight's critiques
43:08And track record
43:09I would say Georges
43:11Because she has been in the bottom
43:13The most out of the girls here
43:15Willow
43:16Bosco fought so hard for this role
43:18And it should have been
43:19What was expected
43:21Angeria, same question
43:22I am going to say Bosco
43:26Diabeti, same question
43:27I do unfortunately have to say Bosco as well
43:31Deja Sky
43:32I would have to say Bosco
43:35Georges
43:35I would have to say Bosco
43:37She really, really wanted this role
43:38And as she was trying to like
43:40Why she should like win this role
43:42She was trying to put Lady Camden down
43:45And it put a very bad taste in my mouth
43:47And also if we want to talk about track record
43:49She was in the bottom three times in one episode
43:54Alright ladies
43:55I think we've heard enough
43:57While you untuck in the workroom
44:00The judges and I will deliberate
44:03Alright now just between us squirrel friends
44:05I want to know what you think
44:07Starting with Lady Camden
44:09Lady Camden in the Rusical was dynamic
44:12Enigmatic
44:13You couldn't take your eyes
44:14Wait, what did you just call me?
44:15Sorry, had to be said
44:16Couldn't take my eyes off of Lady Camden
44:19Wove the whole story together like a master seamstress
44:21She performs at such a high level
44:23She probably would have been great at Saltine
44:25Or any character she would have played
44:27Lady Camden could do that on Broadway
44:29In Moulin Rouge the musical
44:31She was that good
44:33Bosco
44:34She was the star of the show
44:35And all eyes should be on her at all times
44:39And I kept looking away
44:40I think the problem with Bosco as Saltine
44:43Is she was probably gluten free
44:47Tonight on the runway
44:48Yes y'all, she looks amazing
44:50But I've seen this look amazingly four times already
44:52Obviously I have not been here the entire time
44:55But the entire time she was walking down the runway
44:57I just kept thinking beam me up naughty
44:58Beam me up naughty
44:59I just love it
45:00Willow Pill
45:01Willow came out middle of the show
45:03And had a really long number
45:05That needed to work
45:06Or we would have been bored to tears
45:08And it didn't just work
45:09It succeeded on a phenomenal level
45:12And Jiria
45:14In the challenge
45:15Those smaller parts can be as much as you make them
45:18Yeah
45:19And I think she did a good job
45:21But I didn't think she was phenomenal
45:22And I kind of am used to her being phenomenal
45:25But on the runway honey
45:26She slayed it
45:27I just loved, loved, loved it
45:29Jiria Betty
45:30She was able
45:31In this teeny tiny part
45:32To find things that only existed
45:34Because she brought them to life
45:36I think context is so huge
45:38And that's really the job
45:39Of sort of these side characters
45:40Is to really place you in the world
45:42And she really did that for me
45:44Jiria Skye
45:45Jiria was a nerd
45:46And I was like
45:47Girl power
45:48Yes, bitch
45:49It was amazing
45:50When Jiria was rapping
45:51I was thinking to myself
45:52She could win this whole week
45:53And then she comes out
45:54In that
45:55On the runway
45:55And I thought
45:56Well, she foiled that plan
45:59I think she had a mirror challenge
46:01And she panicked
46:01And she put something over
46:02A really pretty bright dress
46:04You know
46:04And you try to sell it with the mirror
46:05Oh, well
46:06Okay
46:06It's just like
46:08Gorgeous
46:09She is a firecracker
46:10Oftentimes for people
46:11Who are shorter
46:12It's harder to command attention
46:13I have to tell you
46:14I was jaw dropped
46:16Absolutely
46:16She was captivating
46:18When it was her time
46:18But I didn't get
46:20What her character was
46:22When she wasn't the focal point
46:23Gorgeous was lost for me
46:25In this entire show
46:26When she's amongst people
46:27That are as good
46:28If not better
46:28I think she gets inside of her head
46:30And that's what happened
46:31Alright
46:31Silence
46:33I've made my decision
46:35Bring back my girls
46:37Welcome back ladies
46:38I've made some decisions
46:43Diabeti
46:43You made us drunk with laughter
46:46You are safe
46:47Thank you guys
46:48Thank you
46:52Willow Pill
46:53This week
46:55You were completely
46:57Hallelucinating
46:58You are safe
47:05Lady Camden
47:06This week
47:07The race was tight
47:09But you pulled ahead
47:11By a hair
47:12Of your
47:13Ginny gin gin
47:15Congratulations
47:16You're the winner
47:16Of this week's challenge
47:20I won
47:21Yes bitch
47:23You won a cash prize
47:24Of $5,000
47:26And a trip to New York City
47:28To see Moulin Rouge
47:29The musical
47:30On Broadway
47:31Thank you guys
47:32So much
47:33I got me my one
47:35What feels good
47:36About this
47:36Is that
47:37I didn't win the fight
47:38With Bosco
47:38I might not have been
47:39The loudest voice
47:40In the room
47:41But I turned that shit out
47:42Bitch
47:44Good to be all good
47:47Angeria
47:48You are safe
47:49Thank you
47:50You may join the other girls
47:52Thank you
47:55Bosco
47:56Your performance
47:58Was nothing to sneeze at
47:59But the judges
48:00Wanted to see
48:01Even more star quality
48:03Deja Sky
48:04As a rapper
48:06You dominated
48:07But your mirror
48:09Mirror look
48:10Did not reflect well
48:11On you
48:13Georges
48:14You're a true talent
48:15But you got lost
48:17In the chorus
48:22Deja Sky
48:23You are safe
48:26You may join the other girls
48:28Thank you
48:29I love you
48:30I love you
48:33Bosco
48:34Georges
48:35I'm sorry my dears
48:36But you are up for elimination
48:40I do not particularly want
48:42To lip sync against Georges
48:43I'm pretty sure that
48:44RuPaul has put herself down
48:46As an organ donor
48:47For Georges
48:48Like she's obsessed
48:49With Georges
48:50But I need to continue
48:51Going forward
48:51In this competition
48:52Two queens
48:54Stand before me
48:55Ladies
48:56This is your last chance
48:58To impress me
49:00And save yourself
49:02From elimination
49:06The time has come
49:07For you
49:09To lip sync
49:11For
49:12Your
49:13Life
49:17Okay
49:17This isn't my first time
49:18At the rodeo
49:19Lip syncing is what I do
49:20And
49:20I'm ready to turn it
49:22Good luck
49:23And don't
49:24Fuck
49:25It
49:26Up
49:26This is the
49:28Heartbreak
49:29Hotel
49:29This is the
49:31Heartbreak
49:32Hotel
49:52I am feeling frustration
49:54A sense of defiance
49:55And just giving them
49:56These lyrics
49:57As if I was the one
49:58That wrote them to myself
50:00Yeah
50:01Oh my goodness
50:01What I want
50:02Was some love
50:03Time to stop
50:04Tell me
50:04That was someone
50:05What you saw
50:06In my
50:06Oh you
50:07You were proud of me
50:09Baby
50:10I can't believe
50:11What you did to me
50:13Yeah
50:14I can't believe
50:14You were someone
50:15You were doing
50:16I can't believe
50:17You were my emotions
50:18And you made me cry
50:20What you did to me
50:21What you do it
50:23I can't believe
50:23What you did to me
50:24You didn't have to do it
50:26To me
50:33There are no weak moments
50:34In this lip sync
50:35Georgia is
50:35Hot
50:36Locking in
50:36Bosco is giving me
50:38The energy that I need
50:39It is a show
50:40That was someone
50:43Where you saw
50:45That was something
50:47Who did to me
50:49Oh
50:49No
50:49Do you
50:49You can't believe
50:49What you did to me
50:50To me
50:51B poder
50:52Yeah
50:52Baby
50:52I by
50:54.
50:54So
50:54So
50:55I
50:55Look
50:55How
50:56did
50:56My emotions
50:58kau
50:58What you did to me
51:02I ain't
51:04I ain't
51:04take
51:05It
51:06I ain'tot
51:15Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:25Georges, Shantae, you stay.
51:31Let me join the other girls.
51:32Thank y'all so much.
51:34Thank y'all.
51:42Vasco, your fate now rests in the hands of the drag gods.
51:47If you have the gold bar, you will be saved.
51:53Now let's see what you've got.
52:06Oh, my goodness!
52:15You shot the gold bar!
52:22The drag gods have spoken!
52:26Vasco, con-dragulations, you are safe to slay another day!
52:33Oh, my God.
52:35To be given a second chance is wild.
52:38And to be given a second chance that wasn't even from RuPaul, it was just from the universe, is insane.
52:45Con-dragulations, ladies.
52:46And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:50Can I get an amen up in here?
52:52Amen!
52:54All right, now let the music play.
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