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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about you.
01:14You are happy.
01:15You are happy.
01:16Every person is making a video.
01:18You are happy.
01:20You are happy.
01:21I am happy.
01:22Guys, I am happy.
01:24I am happy.
01:24I am happy.
01:27I am happy.
01:28I am happy.
01:29I am happy.
01:42I am happy.
01:43I am happy.
01:45I am happy.
01:45I am happy.
01:47I am happy.
01:48I am happy.
01:48I am happy.
01:48You are happy.
01:49You will finish moisture and take the foundation,
01:52highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:55You will finish wearing a dark color color
01:57and make-upå‹™ of your matte makeup.
02:03no make-up look
02:04this is the first 28
02:06things in the mouth
02:08.
02:08.
02:09.
02:10.
02:11.
02:11.
02:11.
02:11.
02:13.
02:14.
02:15.
02:15Hey, they also got me on Youtube!
02:18Hi guys! Guys, everyone has a toy like a house.
02:22Hi guys!
02:24You can comment on their videos that you are very bad.
02:26Guys, you can't do something!
02:32Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are just a couple of people here.
02:39They make a large man who gets a pen,
02:41I'm going to get a formal dress.
02:44They told me that I'm going to get a tattoo on my own.
02:53I'm going to get a different channel of knowledge.
02:56They're going to get a little bit of a piano.
02:59They're going to get a little bit of a expression.
03:01They're going to mix the expression.
03:04They're going to open up and open up.
03:06They say,
03:08The problem is that everyone is living in peace, everyone is living in four days.
03:14This is a living in four days.
03:16The baby is saying, what is this living in four days?
03:18My mother is living in 25 days.
03:20This is a living in four days.
03:24Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Put your bag and leave your bag.
03:29The world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone commenting down below.
03:33Who is going to spend money?
03:37But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people,
03:42who are the original content of their own channel,
03:44and their own channel,
03:45they become a superstar.
03:46Today's two of us,
03:48the stars of their channel,
03:50have a lot of views.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:18Don't Cela and Filat!
04:25Don't Karen, unfaithment!impression
04:26Don't
04:28you come to me? Don't
04:29Oder! He is
04:30here. Don't
04:32you come to me? Don't
04:32you come to me? Won't
04:33you come! That's
04:37foreign
05:03I am a
05:05Siddhu Paji
05:07I
05:08I am a share
05:15I am
05:17Ando ando
05:19Muskin also dark in a hood
05:21Koro Kengi Musko say
05:24Dark in a hood Koro Kengi
05:26Udaas Cheiro Ki Muskan
05:27One is a lot in
05:29We are not the ones who leave the land from a shaker,
05:35but before that,
05:38we are being made of the land.
05:44And Paji,
05:45if he has killed one more joke today,
05:47then we will all be able to do this.
05:49No, no, no.
05:52I feel like I have lost my house.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you will be together.
06:06We will have coffee,
06:07or we will have an anti-spitry bail.
06:13You were watching later and then?
06:14I have seen many episodes.
06:16I have also called Samir.
06:17I have also called him.
06:19I said, why did you not have a case?
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25a day before me,
06:26I called him,
06:27that you are going to be bad.
06:29Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look,
06:33you have come to look at it.
06:35I am telling you,
06:37I am not an anti-spitryan.
06:41You are famous.
06:43But when you are famous,
06:44you cannot say anything.
06:45What's that?
06:46What's that?
06:49What's your name?
06:50What's your name?
06:50I want to tell you,
06:52they don't have married.
06:53The people who work on our show
06:55are all two kids.
06:57Today, we will do it.
06:59I did it.
07:00I did it.
07:01No, no.
07:02No, no.
07:03No, no.
07:03No, no, no.
07:13No, no.
07:14Hey, these controversies are coming to you, bro.
07:18I'm sure you will also learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let's see you so much.
07:25When the show closed,
07:28who had to call first?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had to call a lawyer before.
07:35And his phone didn't stop.
07:36Okay.
07:37Where did you call the phone?
07:38No, my brother came in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:43Oh, wow!
07:44He's here for life.
07:45So, the person who gave a man to his wife
07:46was the only person who gave a man to his wife?
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I was just like, a day,
07:54and I was like, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58Then I saw this clip,
08:00and then I said, come, come, come.
08:03I was just like leaving my house.
08:08After this controversy,
08:09you came to another show.
08:10You came to a phone to make a live show.
08:12Or the books that were before,
08:14they said that they did.
08:15Then I put advance.
08:16The phone was very nice,
08:17but today,
08:18it was very difficult to do comedy.
08:20Did you know?
08:21I don't know how to do it, I don't know.
08:29I mean, at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call to Kapil sir came to me.
08:32I don't know what it was, what it was,
08:34what it was, what it was.
08:35Whatever your good time went,
08:38your bad time will also go.
08:44We were waiting for another.
08:45Something happened, something happened,
08:47but...
08:47At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:53Who did they do it?
08:58In the last two weeks,
08:59he closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you years and years ago,
09:09in 2004 or 2005,
09:112007.
09:12As you thought in 2007,
09:14this guy was the same.
09:16He's working on this.
09:16It's not good.
09:19I'm happy!
09:19You primaver.
09:20Give me a moment.
09:20It's been a compliment for you.
09:26It's been a compliment for you.
09:27It's wonderful.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29Before I want to say,
09:30that their heart has very clean.
09:32So that's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show, then leave your life, so your heart will be clean.
09:42In the last year, my friends were very high, I feel.
09:46That's how I feel.
09:47That's right, that's right, that's right.
09:53What a joke, son.
09:54That's right, friends.
09:55It's the same.
09:56It's the same.
09:58You've got to be careful, then you've got to drink.
10:02When you're ready to drink your stuff, you've got to drink your stuff.
10:06Then you've got to drink your stuff, and you've got to drink your stuff.
10:08Sir, I'm going to be a lawyer with you.
10:12You've got to drink your stuff, and you've got to drink your stuff.
10:17Sir, here's a comedy theatre called Habitat.
10:21Every week, we've got a call to the venue.
10:26You've got to drink your stuff, and you've got to drink your stuff.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29But, Raj, I'm going to talk to you.
10:31Yes, sir.
10:32Before, I'm sorry about your venue.
10:34How many times, Guru?
10:35How many times?
10:35Sir, three times.
10:36People have come and taken off the jokes, but they don't have to talk anymore.
10:40You've all been here.
10:42Honestly, you've been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You've all been here.
10:46You've all been here.
10:46Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:52Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I'm going to be on TV one day.
11:01I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Archana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:17I love you, sir.
11:28Oh, God.
11:29I love you.
11:30Oh, God.
11:36I love you, sir.
11:39And the fact that you've got to go, the Lord, I love you, sir.
11:44Thank you, man.
12:01Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
12:10Supriya, Supriya, please back here.
12:16Who said I love you?
12:20Keep winning, happy.
12:24Supriya, every person is making a YouTube channel.
12:26Do you both know?
12:30You can also take someone on a Netflix platform.
12:33Where people are watching,
12:35then someone makes a YouTube channel.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:41If there are four people in one house,
12:42then my mother is different,
12:45my father is different,
12:46and my children are different.
12:47I'm talking about this.
12:48I'm talking about this.
12:50I mean,
12:53you can see,
12:53every person has made a video.
12:56You have so many channels,
12:58I've got friends in the kitchen.
13:00Guys,
13:00I have made a video,
13:03and I've made an outro.
13:05The face of his husband's husband,
13:06is facing open.
13:08And it's made a video on YouTube.
13:11After,
13:12the 통 psip,
13:12the man came to say that this animal tastes good for youtube.
13:15He became an outro.
13:17He's given a peach morn.
13:18He gave me a cream�.
13:21He's given a cream�.
13:22I'm going to make up tips today, I'm going to be crazy.
13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
13:33And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
13:36And you put a no makeup look.
13:41No makeup look.
13:43First, the 28 things on the nose.
13:462 inches in front, you can see it too.
13:48You can see it too.
13:51The small towns of small towns.
13:54They are also on YouTube.
13:56Hi, guys.
13:58Guys, you all have to take a look at the house.
14:00Hi, guys.
14:02Please comment on the video that you are very bad.
14:05Guys, I'm going to go back to the house.
14:10Guys, I'm going to tell you about the backless blouse.
14:14Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
14:17Yes, yes.
14:18Will everyone get a normal face of a person and they play a student for the foot.
14:22He told me their appearance.
14:26You will put a shirt on his feet.
14:28You will make a tattoo on his feet.
14:31That means, there's different channels that you don't know.
14:36foreign
14:50foreign
15:29Please welcome Mr. Samir Hena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:51Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:33Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:52Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
17:15Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
17:37Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
18:04Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
18:14Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
18:18Please welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
18:29I want to tell you that you don't have married both.
18:32In our show, as many people work, they are all two children.
18:36So, we will do a little bit.
18:37I did a little bit, sir.
18:40No, no, no.
18:45This is a family friendly zone.
18:47This is a family friendly zone.
18:49No, no, but Ranveer is very love.
18:51And these controversies come to you, bro.
18:55They come to teach you.
18:56I'm sure you will also learn a lot.
18:58People love you so much today.
19:04When the show closed,
19:06who had to call first?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call him a lawyer.
19:13And his phone didn't feel like.
19:15So, where did you call him?
19:17My brother came to an audience.
19:19I went to his house.
19:22He's here for that reason.
19:23So, he's the only person who is giving up.
19:54He's not the only person who is giving up.
19:54The phone is very nice, sir, but today's comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know how to do it?
20:04Sir, I mean, how do you do it? I don't know.
20:07I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know if it was the price, the price, what was it?
20:13He said, whatever your good time is going on,
20:16your bad time is going on.
20:17It's going on.
20:22We were waiting for the other.
20:24Something will happen, something will happen, but...
20:28Sir...
20:28At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
20:35Who did they do it?
20:36The last two weeks, Shanti,
20:39Udit Narayan also closed the puppies.
20:40I don't know how to do it.
20:45Kapil, you had come in 2004 or 2005.
20:492007.
20:51I was like, in 2007, this guy is like me.
20:54What a hell.
20:55It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:58Give it to me, son.
20:59It's been a compliment for you.
21:05It's wonderful.
21:06It's like a breath of freshness.
21:07First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close the show.
21:15Then, leave your life.
21:17Then, leave your heart clean.
21:20In the last year, our friends are very high.
21:24I feel.
21:25I feel like that.
21:25That's right.
21:26That's right.
21:27That's right.
21:30That's right.
21:31What a lie, son.
21:32That's right.
21:33That's right.
21:33That's right.
21:34That's right.
21:37That's right.
21:37Well, in this video, I have to have a good idea.
21:40And you will have to have a good idea.
21:42You can have to have the advice of winning.
21:48I can't wait.
21:52It's a good idea.
21:55But.
21:56But I'm not a good idea.
21:57You are a good idea.
21:59Like a good idea.
21:59Because of this video, I'll have to make life services.
21:59I'm so eager.
22:01I have to say they'll go to the business.
22:04Oh, my God.
22:30Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
22:32Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that I'm going to be on TV one day.
22:39I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Arsana Maham and Siddupa Ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:54I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:24Sir,
23:26what you guys learn.
23:27Genuinely,
23:28you are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31I was watching you.
23:32You and Shaker, sir.
23:34You and Comedy Circus.
23:35I followed every episode.
23:37Then I didn't know what to say.
23:44I'm watching you.
23:46Come and sit down and talk.
23:48Come, come please.
23:52You are too good, yeah.
23:55Genuinely, sir, I respect you both, but I do a little bit of Ajna ji because he didn't get out
24:03of zero.
24:12He has hit it, he has hit it.
24:17He feels like he has hit me.
24:20His batting was wrong.
24:25But when we both went to the police station, there are a lot of fans of Siddhupaji.
24:30He was hit on the camera.
24:32He said, throw it, throw it, throw it.
24:43Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:48One more question, how did beer bicep come here?
24:51When I started, I had a goal to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:00I thought it was cool.
25:04But over time, I didn't drink beer.
25:08Bicep is still here.
25:10But the name was a little popular.
25:13So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have a liquor license for this?
25:16Or do you have a liquor license?
25:17No, no, liquor license.
25:42Well said, well said, well said.
25:45How many times do I have an ambulance?
25:47Mr. Sir, I had an attack of my grandfather.
25:51Right.
25:51I had an ambulance at home.
25:52And I didn't remember this number.
25:55Right.
25:56And I didn't remember this number.
25:57Do you remember the name of my grandfather?
25:59Tell me, Arshana, do you remember the number?
26:01100 is the only call there.
26:03That's the police?
26:04Yes.
26:05No, it didn't remember me.
26:06Brother, I called 102 to this lady.
26:08Who's on that fire?
26:09Fire.
26:10Where did the fire come here?
26:12I said, the sun will look like it in the morning.
26:24Did any parents say that I saw my child's video?
26:28Yes, my parents said that.
26:36My parents really like Kapil Sharma show.
26:40There is also a story, a genuine story.
26:43My father used to watch a lot.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But Kapil Sharma show was a lot.
26:50Wherever he is, he is very happy today.
26:52Thank you brother.
26:53Big big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.
27:32Who has said love you?
27:36Love you.
27:36Love you, please sit here, happy.
27:39SHUPriya, today, everyone makes a YouTube channel.
27:42You all know.
27:48foreign
27:51foreign
27:53I am talking about my own.
27:56If you have 4 people in one house,
27:58then my mother is different,
28:00my father is different,
28:01my children are different.
28:02This time I am talking about you.
28:05That means,
28:08you see,
28:09every person has made a video.
28:11You have so many channels,
28:13and I am in the kitchen.
28:15Guys,
28:16today I have made a lot of bread and bread.
28:18I have made a lot of bread.
28:20After that,
28:21the husband's face is open,
28:23and he makes it a lot of bread and he makes it a lot.
28:26Then the head comes and says,
28:28''This bread looks good on YouTube.''
28:31Then I have made a lot of bread to break it.
28:34Then I have made a lot of bread and it is just a lot of bread.
28:37I am taking a lot of bread and I am giving a lot of bread.
28:39I am giving a lot of bread.
28:41I am giving a lot of bread.
28:41Guys, you put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little foundation,
28:45highlighter, blush,
28:47and then lip gloss.
28:49And finally,
28:50you have with Magenta and Black Island,
28:52and your new makeup looks good.
28:57No makeup looks good.
28:59First of all,
28:59the 28 things on the head of the head.
29:02Two inches in the head,
29:03you can see it like this.
29:07The little babies of small villages,
29:10they are also looking at YouTube.
29:12Hi guys,
29:13guys,
29:42guys,
29:46they are making a lot of fun,
29:50they have to make a lot of funny people.
29:53You know what?
29:53That's a different channel.
29:58They are making a lot of funny people,
30:04they all have to be writing in the back.
30:07They are making expressions.
30:09They are making expressions like I am Aarun Gowil and Aalok Naath,
30:14of
30:40a
30:43a
30:43a
30:43a
30:43a
30:43a
30:43a
30:43a
30:43a
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
31:14Welcome, welcome
31:15Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
31:23What a story, what a story
31:25You see, how much love you?
31:27We are just happy that we are out of jail
31:32You all know both of us
31:34In the last year we have been searching for the celebrities
31:40From the internet people were searching for the people
31:44The police have been searching for different people
31:48What did you feel the last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year
31:53Two people in this whole studio
31:55Who went to Supreme Court
31:56They are Khum and Siddhupaji
32:06This is why I have written a song for you
32:08Okay, wow
32:11Come on, come on
32:12We will be afraid of ourselves
32:15We will be afraid of ourselves
32:19We will be afraid of ourselves
32:21We will be afraid of ourselves
32:37From the audience
32:40We will be afraid of ourselves
32:42No, I can't
32:47No focus
32:50Yourumph
32:50Historian
32:50You can feel free now
32:50Go home
32:51Be careful
32:51How to run these
32:54Today
32:55The police case
32:55But
32:56A
32:57So, today, you will be together again.
32:59Do you want to drink coffee, or do you want to drink anti-spitry bail?
33:06Did you see Latent?
33:08I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
33:11I had a phone call.
33:12I said, why didn't you have a case?
33:15And when my show closed,
33:18I had a call for one day,
33:20that I had something bad with you.
33:23Is it true?
33:25Is it true?
33:25Is it true or not?
33:25I said, look, look, look, look, look at me.
33:28Let's go a little bit.
33:29I told myself that I didn't want to drink coffee.
33:34If you say anything, you'll be famous.
33:36But when you're famous, then you can't even say anything.
33:39But I just want to tell both brothers and sisters,
33:46look, you both don't have married.
33:47In our show, as many people work,
33:49we're all two kids.
33:51So, today, we'll do a little bit.
33:52I did a little bit.
33:54Sir?
33:55No, no, no.
33:56No, no, no.
34:01He's a family friendly zone.
34:03Today we'll be a family friendly zone.
34:04We'll be a family friendly.
34:05No, no.
34:05But Ranvir is so nice.
34:07And these, these controversies have been, bro.
34:10They're, they're all for you.
34:11I'm sure you will learn a lot of things too.
34:14People love you so much today.
34:19When the show closed,
34:21who had to call first?
34:23What happened to you?
34:24I had to call him a lawyer.
34:28And his phone didn't feel like it.
34:31Where did you call him?
34:32My brother came in an audience.
34:35I went to his house.
34:38He's here for that.
34:38He's here for that.
34:44I didn't have an idea.
34:46A few hours later,
34:48when I came here,
34:49I knew that everything was happening.
34:52When you saw this clip,
34:53I said, go, go, go.
34:57Until I left my house,
34:58I had an idea.
35:01After that,
35:03do you have another show?
35:05Do you have a live show?
35:05Or, the book of the first ones,
35:07I told you,
35:08keep the advance.
35:10The phone is very loud,
35:11but, today, comedy is very difficult.
35:14Do you know?
35:20How do you do it?
35:21I don't know.
35:22I had a call for the first time.
35:25I didn't know if it was a long time,
35:27what was it?
35:29Every time you went good,
35:31you will go bad.
35:32You will go bad.
35:35You will go bad.
35:37You will go bad.
35:38We were waiting.
35:39Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:41But...
35:43At that time,
35:44Kapil sir,
35:45closed the tweet.
35:50Who did that?
35:52In two weeks,
35:53there was a peace.
35:54Udith Narayan
35:55closed the puppies.
35:55I didn't stop the puppies.
36:00Kapil,
36:02you came in 2004 or 2005.
36:042007.
36:06As long as I felt in 2007,
36:08this girl was the same.
36:09Oh!
36:10It's lovely.
36:11It's fun.
36:12It's fun.
36:13It's fun.
36:13It's fun.
36:20It's fun.
36:22It's fun.
36:22It's like a breath of fresh air.
36:23I would like to say that
36:24their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28No, no.
36:29You should close someone's show.
36:30Then, leave me alive.
36:32Then, leave me alive.
36:33Then, your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last year,
36:37our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40It's funny.
36:40It's like this.
36:41It's funny.
36:45It's funny.
36:47It's funny.
36:47What a mess, man.
36:48Oh, he comes out, friends.
36:49It's funny.
36:50It's funny.
36:50It's funny.
36:52When there's something,
36:53when there's a man
36:53some blood,
36:55you're going to be charged.
36:57Now, when you're going to a comedy set,
36:59you'll listen to your friends
37:00or you'll listen to the attorney or others.
37:02Sir, I'm going to hang out with a lawyer.
37:06You're sitting in a trench.
37:07He was sitting there, he was completely broke in the theater.
37:11Sir, in fact, here is a comedy theater, Habitat Nance, it's very important.
37:15Every week, someone's call came to the venue.
37:19Oh my God.
37:22I would like to talk to you about it.
37:25Yes, sir.
37:25First of all, sorry about your venue.
37:28How many times?
37:29Sir, three times.
37:30People came to the joke and took off the joke,
37:32so now they're talking about.
37:34Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
37:38Aap loko dekke, humara man karta hai ki loko hasa hai.
37:41Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
37:48Sachmei, my bachpan se aap loko dekhta a raha ho.
37:50Like, across various shows, it was always my dream
37:53ki ek din mein aap loko ke saath TV pe a hon.
37:55Mujhe kabhi ne laga tha ki aap loko khud OTT pe aajayenge ek din.
38:04I genuinely love you so much, Arsana ma'am and Siddupa ji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10Pe ta, bhagwaan ek darwaza agar bandh karta hai,
38:13toh dush khidkiaan kholta hai.
38:15Tu khidki dekhne wala bandhas.
38:16On sab se log padhan maart hai hai, sir.
38:21Thank you, man.
38:29Yeah!
38:29I love you, sir.
38:32I love you, sir.
38:33I love you, bachanas.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:39Super.
38:39Sir, jo hai aap loko sahi si ka hai.
38:43Genuinely, you are a part of my whole childhood mein aap ko dekhta tha.
38:48Aap and Sheikhar sir, aap ko comedy circus mein.
38:51Mujhe mein her episode follow kar tha tha.
38:53Vir bhi ni pata jala ki kya bol na jayye kya tha.
38:59Ha ha ha ha then.
39:02Awe he ba bhaat ke baate kartha ha, au kaan kaan Ulokkamitali.
39:10Toh gore da, yaar.
39:11Genuun Кo jeanli sir.
39:12Mlad
39:12कi unko kabhi Wukar Yunus na zirao pe out necki ha.
39:28Bhanda
39:28Teri tazit.
39:32Hey, kisiko bhi maare taki ya mere paas hi haake lagta ha.
39:36Mye unki batting strong dhin na.
39:40Lekin police station me bhi, hum jab garee te dhunonoh
39:42Toh, waha bhi Sidhu Paji ke bhaat fans desers.
39:45Aray?
39:46Woh kamre mein leke inka e dialoge maarete.
39:48Kera, tha, tha, tha.
39:59Oh my God.
40:00Oh my God.
40:01Hey, man.
40:03How did beer bicep?
40:06When I started, my goal was to make a fitness channel.
40:11I thought it was a cool name.
40:12People have names in wrestling.
40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought they would keep something cool.
40:19But over time, I mean,
40:22I didn't drink beer.
40:24Bicep is still a little bit.
40:26But the name is a little bit popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:31Or do you have to call it?
40:32No, no, no.
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37you have a lot of jokes on your grandma.
40:40My grandma has never said
40:42why are you losing my family's family?
40:45Do you have a joke on your grandma?
40:46Are they true?
40:47Look, sir,
40:48if I'm a singer,
40:49I'm a singer.
40:51If I'm a singer,
40:53I'm a singer.
40:54I'm a comedian,
40:56so I can write a joke.
40:58Very good.
40:59Well said.
40:59Well said.
41:01And I've added some awareness.
41:03Like, my grandma,
41:04sir,
41:05sir,
41:05sir,
41:05sir,
41:05sir,
41:05sir,
41:06I saw one
41:07And I was alone in my home.
41:08And I didn't remember this number.
41:11Oh.
41:11You remember me?
41:14Tell me,
41:15I don't remember your number.
41:16100 is the only call right now.
41:18That's the police.
41:20I didn't remember,
41:22brother,
41:22I called 102.
41:23Who's coming?
41:24Fire.
41:26Where did the fire look?
41:27I said, the sun will start in the morning.
41:40Some parents have said,
41:42I've seen my child's video.
41:44Yes, his parents have said that.
41:52My parents really liked Kapil Sharma's show.
41:54It's a genuine story.
41:58My dadajji watched a lot.
42:00He was bedridden in his final phase.
42:02But we watched Kapil Sharma's show a lot.
42:05Wherever he is, he's very happy today.
42:07Big big day.
42:10Kamai, you're an amazing comedian.
42:14Who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:19Stand-up.
42:21In this case,
42:22there's no doubt in India's best comedian.
42:26I mean, India's name is the world.
42:28Kapil Sharma is right here.
42:29Kapil Sharma.
42:30Lovely.
42:34It's a lot of difficulty.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean, every week,
42:40a show,
42:41I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:45Like,
42:47it's,
42:47yeah,
42:47a legend.
42:49Thank you, bro.
42:50Lovely.
42:52This is what people do.
42:53When you love them,
42:54you have confidence.
42:56What happens normally?
42:58Sometimes we make a script,
42:59sometimes we don't have a script,
43:00sometimes we don't have a script,
43:00sometimes we don't.
43:01But people,
43:02watching you,
43:04and watching you,
43:04watching you,
43:04watching you,
43:06watching you,
43:07we're with you.
43:08And this is your love.
43:13Can't you tell me?
43:14An тайpahari,
43:14you have to ask a question for me?
43:16I will answer,
43:16I will answer,
43:17I will answer,
43:17I will answer,
43:19please.
43:20I will answer.
43:24Yes, please.
43:25How are you in life?
43:27Generally,
43:28how do I feel
43:28that so many years
43:29has been playing a show?
43:31And what is your perspective
43:32from the whole thing?
43:33Just as your perspective
43:34is,
43:34if you find any police officer
43:36,
43:37what's your shock?
43:38I think poetry is really good, it's really good, it's a shock, it's a shock when you listen to free
43:43time or listen to the music.
43:44Our shock became our profession, our brand and butter became our brand.
43:49And there's a jam also.
43:52It's a jam, Netflix.
43:55I think it's a big blessing for you to do good things.
43:59We are still with people when we don't get money.
44:02So I think that you do your work with your heart, then the rest of the things come.
44:05I think it's a blessing.
44:08I've seen many films, actors who have watched our show,
44:13I think this is true or dream, it's a life that everything is true.
44:19I'm doing a short run.
44:21I've been doing a short run.
44:21I've been doing a short run.
44:22I've been doing a short run.
44:22I've been doing a short run.
44:29I've been doing a short run.
44:32We may even go to this dunia and go to this world.
44:33I feel great not for a blessing.
44:35Look what do you speak about today?
44:40You can talk about death
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