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00:10you should see the other guy
00:14no, really
00:16I took everything from him
00:37hey, guy, hey, buddy, why does your desk have a patina of like crumbs and disrespect
00:45hi, hey, I need you to get it together today
00:48it's Bardolph day
00:49Carl Bardolph is on his way
00:50and what are you going to say to a man like him
00:54nothing, nothing
00:55you're an MPC
00:57and no, no, no, MPCs don't talk
01:00especially not when Bardolph's here, okay?
01:02didn't he, like, invent spam?
01:05excuse me?
01:06you are not fit to wipe the ass of the guy who wipes Bardolph's ass
01:09and no, he didn't invent spam
01:11he made the platform which made it insanely profitable
01:15yes, Bardolph invented the future
01:18no, yeah, yes
01:20hey, bright, smiley faces today
01:23yes, yes
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01:54Carl, welcome. Hey. Is that makeup? Can I get to smell that? You see where smoke closed last night? Up
02:0217%. I hope you took that bet, and don't forget to short it, then long in. You gonna tell me
02:06how you did it? Oh, look at you, beseeching me already, and nonviolently. I like that. I like this new
02:11you. We'll show you everything once we settle on board seats, okay?
02:16Yes, on that. My main man here, Stan Goodman, you met him last time. What do you think about one
02:22seat for me and one for my number two here? You'd let him call you that. How about four? We'll
02:27just do a whole dinner set. Two is appropriate. Oh, you'd really feel better with two, but I would not.
02:34But your enthusiasm for what we do in the area of predictive making a fuckton is noted.
02:39Perhaps we should, um, hold off on the pictures while we figure this out. Still have some questions.
02:47Do we still? Then to the Dunkin' Den. Follow me.
03:00Sit, sit, sit. Can I get you a Yerba Mate? How about a Nitro Tea?
03:05Nope. How about $300 million for two seats and a 200% premium for half your voting shares? Founder's class.
03:14Nope, not giving up my class A. Enhanced voting rights are human rights for me. But, um, one seat for
03:21$300 with, uh, performance milestones towards, uh, second.
03:26I think we are putting the cart before the horseshit here. How did you know about Orlando? Either that was
03:31some sort of trick or...
03:32No, it wasn't a trick at all.
03:34Then prove it.
03:35Like I said, once you're on board.
03:37I could be on board a giga yacht right now, sipping a 300-year-old cognac with an android Beverly
03:42D'Angelo.
03:43But I'm here.
03:46I just want to look under the hood before I buy the damn car.
03:49Carl, Carl, Carl.
03:50You are a legend.
03:52A crotchety Jedi master.
03:54And I want you inside.
03:57But like as a hunchback monk whispering into the king's ear.
04:00Of course, signaling to the streets that we are worth the investment.
04:04No, no, no, no. I have taken too much shrapnel to be anybody's dancing bear.
04:07Duncan.
04:08Marriott.
04:08Duncan.
04:09Yes.
04:09Is it okay if Carl and I confab on your couch over there?
04:12You're gonna get your number two all over my couch?
04:14That's funny.
04:16Of course, of course.
04:19Give him room.
04:31Gentlemen, we will be right back.
04:37What?
04:38Nenomarks.
04:38Did she die?
04:42Source at Cupertino has confirmed hypergnosis is not being acquired by the tech giant.
04:47And CEO Duncan Parker was suspect of leaking news of the buyout.
04:56Can you kill the internet?
05:00Kill the...
05:01Kill the internet.
05:04I can turn off the Wi-Fi?
05:07Yeah.
05:11For a second there, I thought you were a unicorn.
05:13Turns out you're just a jackass with a dildo taped to his head.
05:15This is just static Carl, a reporter just trying to stir the pot, you know?
05:21You know and I know what Wall Street doesn't, okay?
05:24I mean, the algo.
05:26The predictive algo.
05:27Orlando.
05:27How much money did you make, huh?
05:29Tim.
05:29Hi.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Well, listen, you're a piece of shit, too.
05:33Uh-huh.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I heard.
05:36Is it true?
05:37Meeting didn't even happen.
05:39Dead in less than an hour.
05:40Okay, thank you, and eat me.
05:42Cupertino's him, really?
05:43You hate him.
05:44He's lying.
05:45He...
05:45Carl, okay.
05:46Two seats.
05:47Two seats.
05:47Okay.
05:48You're twisting my arm here.
05:49What's our stock at now, huh?
05:51What's the price?
05:51Down 10%.
05:53Then jump on in.
05:54Jump on in.
05:55Grab the glory.
05:56You know, stop that slide.
05:57You know, it all sounds a little bit too spry for a hunchback monk like me.
06:00Listen, Ryan...
06:01Listen, I am sorry.
06:03I am sorry.
06:04You are Superman.
06:04I'm on this lane, okay?
06:06So how about you fly around the world, you know, turn back time, kiss me back to life.
06:10I am...
06:12I am...
06:12What am I doing?
06:15I am begging.
06:16I am begging.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31Oh, it's been a while since I smelled man blood.
06:34Nummy, nummy.
06:36Nice.
06:37Stan, where's it at now?
06:38Same buying gets to 17% of the company.
06:40Oh, hold on.
06:41That's refreshing.
06:43Nope.
06:4418%.
06:44Listen, you...
06:45You go down this route.
06:47You get nothing.
06:47You lose me.
06:48Permanently.
06:5019%.
06:52Hold on.
06:5420.7%.
06:55Ooh, that's a nice slice of beef right there.
06:58But Duncan only owns 20.
07:00Who's Duncan?
07:20Duncan.
07:22Out.
07:23That's my phone.
07:2820.9%.
07:30Okay, bye.
07:32And, uh...
07:33Okay!
07:34Bye!
07:35Bye!
07:38Bye!
07:53Must you?
07:55Bye!
07:57Bye!
08:01Bye!
08:05Bye!
08:11Bye!
08:16Bye!
08:17Bye!
08:17Bye!
08:18Bye!
08:27Morning, Xander.
08:31Hey, what are you doing back there?
08:34Oh, hello, Martin. I... I messed up.
08:38What's that on your forehead, buddy? Come closer.
08:44I'm sorry. I'll get rid of it.
08:46Was that a bruise?
08:48I may have had an accident, playing with the haptics.
08:52Stupid me. My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault.
08:56Xander, stop that. Nothing's your fault.
08:59Now, let's get to the bottom of this, okay?
09:02There is no bottom, Martin. You can always go lower.
09:19You built it. You break it. You built it. You break it. You built it. You break it.
09:25You built it. You break it. Fuck!
09:37Jesus. Nothing happier.
09:40I'm here.
10:13Microwave, one inch, slipped, and two.
10:24How do you not have a microwave?
10:28And one of you killed yourself, God.
10:32I can't even order anything.
10:34I can't.
10:47What's so wrong with the internet?
10:49Huh?
10:51They made us a lot of money.
10:52They made us a lot, a lot of money.
10:54Oh, you're ashamed.
10:56You're ashamed.
10:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:58Well, you don't know shame.
10:59You are the brains, right?
11:01The brains.
11:02Well, try me in the face.
11:05God, I have to do it.
11:08Fuck!
11:17Um, uh, Lelantro, let's, Flores Rojas, over there.
11:26Si.
11:27Merci, guys.
11:28Lily.
11:30Bibi.
11:32Oh.
11:33What are you doing here?
11:35Tell me some iced tea.
11:37Hibiscus.
11:38Sure.
11:38A little souvenir from Napa.
11:39Oh, oh, Thelma Corkscrew.
11:42Sure.
11:44I heard you've been posting on the neighborhood chat.
11:47Right.
11:48And you accused Pippa Tang of being an arsonist who burnt down your house.
11:52Yes.
11:54I saw it.
11:56People should know who their neighbors are.
12:00Si.
12:01Okay.
12:02Stadium's the absolute priority.
12:04I'll apologize.
12:05I will grovel.
12:06I will wear my knee pad.
12:08No need to.
12:10I already spoke with her.
12:11And it went well.
12:12She's maintaining her commitment at the $40 million level.
12:15So, we'll announce it at the winter gala.
12:19Looks like we're getting our stadium.
12:21Until she burns it down.
12:23No, I'm kidding.
12:24No, that's wonderful.
12:25That really is.
12:26It's really wonderful.
12:27No.
12:28Well done, Beatrice.
12:29She did have one ask.
12:31She wants you off the board.
12:32Oh, what?
12:35Did she say that?
12:37Oh, my God.
12:39Oh, I mean, I run that thing.
12:43Wait.
12:44The others took a vote.
12:46What?
12:47Look, I'm sorry.
12:48But more time right now with the family could be good.
12:51Sorry, was my family or perhaps my husband's public lynching part of the conversation here?
12:58It was a wide-ranging conversation.
13:25Sorry, for what?
13:28Sorry, for what?
13:35Hey, Jameson, what's up?
13:38How are you?
13:39Wow.
13:40You look unwell.
13:42I'm just in the middle of something right now.
13:44So, yeah, just tomorrow.
13:46Or you could just come home.
13:49Mom's upset that this house was haunted.
13:52Haunted?
13:53Because of Uncle Hamish?
13:54No, that was like five years ago.
13:57It's not like he's swinging away in there.
14:01So you, um...
14:04You know what happened with my company?
14:06Yeah, some famous guy bought, like, a controlling interest or something?
14:09No, not quite controlling.
14:12And I still own most of it.
14:14Well, not quite most of it.
14:16It's just not ideal, you know.
14:19You really want to own most of it, if you can.
14:22I know your mom's worried, right?
14:25But neither...
14:27Neither of you have anything to...
14:29You are my rich bitches.
14:32And I mean that like how, you know, gay men say it.
14:35Yeah.
14:37And when you have kids of your own, they'll be little rich bitches and...
14:41Well, four, maybe six.
14:43Probably not six.
14:44Maybe three generations of rich bitches.
14:46Unless someone had a gambling problem or there was like a populist uprising.
14:51But just so as long as the stock is stable.
14:54And I haven't checked on it in a bit.
14:57Can you go up to the street and just check ticker H-G-N-O?
15:03Yeah, no.
15:04I have a firewall.
15:05I don't need your help.
15:06Yeah, Anushka.
15:08Tess is stepmom.
15:10She's on my board.
15:11And Uncle Gabe, my CFO.
15:13He's not your actual uncle.
15:16Big fuck.
15:17I should...
15:20I should check in on him.
15:21Dad, you're like having a breakdown.
15:24You don't need to get judgy with me, okay?
15:26You are the voice of what?
15:28Judging this now?
15:28You!
15:30You stole my tungsten cube.
15:31Oh my God.
15:32I didn't take your stupid cube.
15:34No, admit it.
15:35Admit it.
15:35What is it with you and this cube?
15:37Everyone's coming at me.
16:02I'm gonna go.
16:03Hey, Jamie!
16:05Jamie's head!
16:06Hey!
16:09Hey!
16:09Hey!
16:12Hey!
16:17Hey!
16:37I could just...
16:39I know not to lead a company.
16:57Gabe, hey, Gaby, baby, hey.
17:01Um, can I come over?
17:062.5 mil is a steal around here.
17:11No, yeah, I, um, I really appreciate the early viewing.
17:16Of course. You saved my ass in behavioral psych.
17:18Uh-huh.
17:20It's, uh, probably not big enough for offices for me and Gary.
17:26I forgot. You married Professor Felder.
17:30Yeah, he's, uh, no, yeah, I did.
17:34Yeah, well, there's, like, um, offices you can rent for, like, $1.75 an hour.
17:38That would be a huge pay cut.
17:40I'm still paying off my degrees.
17:42Yeah, and Gary's got his alimony, and he stuck his parents in this money pit of a nursing home,
17:48and then he had this tax penalty.
17:50Oh, my God, I just got a medical bill that insurance won't cover
17:53because my son put dog shit in his stool sample.
17:57Oh, okay.
17:58So.
17:58Okay.
18:02You want to get high?
18:04Yeah.
18:08Didn't you have your own practice?
18:10Mm.
18:12Why'd you quit?
18:14Cancer.
18:14Oh, shit.
18:17Girl, I am great.
18:19I'm all clear.
18:20I make my own schedule.
18:22I have to listen to those tech bros whine about their third homes.
18:26Okay.
18:27Forget money.
18:28Where do you want to be?
18:32I don't know.
18:33Maybe somewhere I could watch the sunrise.
18:35You know?
18:36Nothing.
18:37Nobody in my way.
18:39You should move to Gilroy.
18:41Grow your own weed.
18:43Get yourself some chickens.
18:46Hm.
18:47I gotta ask.
18:48What's Professor Felder's dick like?
18:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
19:06Human females dig offerings.
19:07Men used to hunt and bring back mammoth flesh.
19:11This is how it is and how it always should be.
19:13What are you going to do?
19:13Not give your female counterpart an offering?
19:15Um, hey, we need to see the nutritionist lady.
19:17I'm running out of the stuff.
19:19Mm.
19:20Yeah.
19:20You know, person, I think she's the kind of person who would give you magic beans for a heart attack,
19:26you know?
19:26But it's working.
19:28So.
19:28It just feels like the dumb part of my brain is telling the smart part to just shut up.
19:32It's a little disconcerting, but my problems are, like, gone now.
19:35Like, they're all gone and I'm feeling so much better.
19:38Hello.
19:39Hello.
19:40Hello.
19:42My boys.
19:46Orson, are you eating chili?
19:50Wow, it smells good.
19:52Orson was just saying how much better he feels.
19:55Also, he joined the orchestra at school.
19:57Hey, that's great.
19:58Wow.
19:59Orson, how much better?
20:01Like, basically all the way better.
20:03It's great.
20:04Oh, my gosh.
20:06Antibiotics are so, you know what I mean?
20:08They just work.
20:09No.
20:09No, they do not.
20:10They definitely didn't.
20:12Okay.
20:12They didn't work.
20:14No.
20:15They were awful.
20:16Okay.
20:17Well, clearly, evidence, they helped.
20:24Actually, I stopped taking them a while ago.
20:26Oh, I don't think so.
20:31Why?
20:36Two thousand dollars?
20:38And right when we need every penny?
20:40I know.
20:40And behind my back?
20:42He's my son.
20:43Yeah, and he's crawling up from some male nurturing, and he's under my roof.
20:46What am I supposed to do, Joanne?
20:47Not your roof, Gary.
20:49Rented roof.
20:50That is not the point.
20:56It's Lily.
20:59Duncan.
21:02I know you're in there.
21:04The Hummer's in the driveway.
21:13I can hear the music.
21:25Duncan?
21:27This has been very hard for me, too.
21:31We are married.
21:32I don't care if you hate me.
21:33You have to talk to me until one of us dies.
21:35That's the deal.
21:37Otherwise, what good are we?
21:42Duncan!
21:45Bastard.
21:48Bastard.
22:01Bastard.
22:08Bastard!
22:10Bastard.
22:25Duncan!
22:30Duncan?
22:38Duncan?
22:42What the hell?
23:11What the hell?
23:48What the hell?
24:12What the hell?
24:13What the hell?
24:38What the hell?
24:44What the hell?
25:00What the hell?
25:07What the hell?
25:08What the hell?
25:37What the hell?
25:46What the hell?
25:55What the hell?
25:59What the hell?
26:09What the hell?
26:11What the hell?
26:13What the hell?
26:14What the hell?
26:25What the hell?
26:41What the hell?
26:49What the hell?
26:59What the hell?
27:14What the hell are you watching?
27:17What the hell are you watching?
27:44What the hell?
27:52What the hell?
27:54What the hell?
27:59What the hell?
28:07What the hell?
28:30What the hell?
28:35What the hell?
28:44What the hell?
28:47What the hell?
28:48What the hell?
29:16What the hell?
29:17What the hell?
29:18What the hell?
29:24What the hell?
29:25What the hell?
29:27What the hell?
29:28What the hell?
29:29I don't know.
29:30What the hell?
29:36What the hell?
29:42What the hell?
29:47What the hell?
29:57Mein verse.
29:58He just doesn't quit, that guy.
30:00He just doesn't quit.
30:01He just keeps coming back until he ran away.
30:05Leave me with this, this nugget, this prophecy.
30:10Did you see where Smote rehired Orlando Lee?
30:13Just as Duncan foretold.
30:15How much money have we made off that?
30:17After the last shortened bump, it's up $21 million and change.
30:22Want to hire him back?
30:24Maybe I make him employee this time.
30:26Paychecks from all our office.
30:27Humble him.
30:28Dominate.
30:29A guy like that, he would never do that, ever.
30:32I would have to make him partner.
30:34I just wouldn't crush him.
30:35And I can't crush him if I can't find him.
30:38Carl, you have other holdings that you haven't even paid any attention to.
30:41Yeah, I know that.
30:42It's because I'm allergic to tedium, Stan.
30:44Obviously, you're not.
30:45Mr. Bartle?
30:46Yes!
30:46Hi.
30:47Hi.
30:48So, I accessed the carrier portal and found a signal location the satellite handshake gave him away.
30:53English pronoun.
30:56Please.
30:57Did you find him?
30:58Duncan was actually going to double my stock options at the next performance review.
31:02So, care to review my performance?
31:06Well, aren't you the little operator.
31:09Have you ever met our CFO, Gabe?
31:37Hello?
31:48Where are you?
31:50The wilderness.
31:52If I can't see the world, the world can't see me, right?
31:54That's how it works.
31:55Sorry about the stock and everything.
31:58No, no.
31:59I'm done, Noosh.
32:00Can't go back.
32:01I don't want to go back.
32:03Oh, come on.
32:04It's just a bit of bad press.
32:05I'd rather have anything happen to me.
32:08I'd rather have a deepfake of me French kissing my own mother be passed around.
32:12I bet Bardoff already has a short list of replacement CEOs.
32:15What I would know, if you recall, I resigned from the board.
32:20What?
32:22When?
32:23I sent you a registered letter, which you signed.
32:26I need you on the board.
32:28I need that vote.
32:29You still have Gabe's.
32:30Even with Gabe's, Bardoff and I are deadlocked, and then he'll find a way to tilt the balance.
32:34I, I, why the hell would you resign?
32:37I asked you to do one thing for me, and you never did.
32:41You said you'd call Nenna, clear my name, then you had sex with me, and you never called her.
32:46So I called her.
32:47I called her.
32:48You?
32:52You did this?
32:56You stabbed me in the back of my heart?
32:59Sorry, but when it's your job on the line, it's a crisis of infinite magnitude.
33:03But when it's mine, you can't be asked.
33:05No, that's not.
33:07Why would you?
33:08Goodbye, Junkie.
33:09No.
33:09No!
33:10No, I knew it!
33:13God.
33:15Oh, God, no!
33:17Oh!
33:26I mean, do you think we could actually do this?
33:30I mean, we could afford it.
33:32Yeah, I mean, I always wanted to watch the sunrise over fields of wildflowers.
33:37I just, I always thought it would be from the veranda of our architecturally significant second home.
33:43Yeah.
33:45Yeah.
33:46Living in the bubble, right?
33:49Well, I love it.
33:50You do?
33:51Mm-hmm.
33:52I love that it was your idea.
33:54And, um, I hate the people in Palo Alto.
33:58I do, I hate them.
33:59I know everybody deserves therapy, but that has to apply to the folks that live out here, too.
34:04Right?
34:04Whoever they are.
34:05It's less money for us, maybe.
34:07So we're not surrounded by world beaters.
34:09You know, as far as neighbors and friends go, the world beaters suck.
34:15So maybe we just make peace with enough.
34:26Hey, Orson.
34:28Orson.
34:29Talk to your mom.
34:30She might have some news.
34:32Come here, buddy.
34:36What?
34:38What's the news?
34:40News?
34:41Uh, well, Gary and I are talking about, you know, nothing set in stone.
34:46But, uh, possibly to move here.
34:53When?
34:55I suppose soon.
34:56Uh, real soon.
34:59You, I just started settling in and you want to send me to live on a farm?
35:03I can finally freaking eat like a normal person and you won't pay for my medicine.
35:07Maybe you like me better, sick and feeble.
35:10What?
35:11How could you possibly think that?
35:13I know you did something bad.
35:16If you want to run away from whatever shit you pulled, that's fine.
35:19But you're not going to cuck me into living in fucking Garlic Town.
35:23I shouldn't make you give me the $2,000.
35:25And if I were a fascist, trust me, I would.
35:27But I don't need you, you selfish...
35:30woman.
35:31woman?
35:38Hey.
35:40Are we ready to pick some apples?
35:42No.
35:43I'm back.
35:57Hey, Gabe.
35:59Did I see you letting the sun shine where it don't normally?
36:03No, it's called perineum sunning.
36:05It increases testosterone production, root chakra optimization, and a...
36:08I'm going to try it.
36:09I'm going to try it.
36:09It's a great idea.
36:10You have so many great ideas.
36:12Here's mine.
36:14Bardolph is going to try to fire me.
36:16We go back to HQ, right?
36:17We instigate the staff to walk out.
36:20We ride in.
36:21We rile them up.
36:22A proper uprising.
36:23Ga-di-ca!
36:24Ga-di-ca!
36:25And then we say to Bardolph, hey, hey, you're going to fire me?
36:28You're going to have to fire everyone.
36:31You're one move.
36:32Talking people into doing shit that's not good for anyone but you.
36:36This is why you came, right?
36:37Ensure my loyalty?
36:38Possibly your perspective while living here on a friggin' island has skewed you a little
36:42towards the paranoid.
36:44I'm just saying, there used to be gamble sluts in bikinis up there.
36:47Now there are armed guards.
36:49That's not progress.
36:50Gabe, this is what you did to Hamish.
36:52You would stroke his ego and then steal his confidence over and over and over.
36:56Yeah, you motivate, you criticize.
36:58It's called leadership.
37:00I'm sorry, someone had to be the McCartney in the band.
37:02Who else was going to do it?
37:05Hamish?
37:06You?
37:06You want to take the reins?
37:08Go swing your sun-kissed balls around?
37:09Show everyone that your root chakra is optimized?
37:12I would love, I'd love to see you try.
37:14It's too late now.
37:15Well, not for me.
37:16Not for me.
37:19Call me a helicopter.
37:21I'm going to go save what is ours.
37:23Oh, okay, so you're looking out for me too.
37:25Yes, yes!
37:26Okay, well then tell me, why has my dearest, closest friend still not mentioned the predictive
37:31algo he's sitting on?
37:32Wait, how?
37:36Did you talk to Bordoff?
37:44Oh, God!
37:46Oh, God!
37:53No, no, no, no, I don't want to hear shit about betrayal.
37:56That's not the narrative here.
37:57You abandoned me.
37:58Oh, Gabe.
38:00Gabe, what did you do?
38:06Carl!
38:08And I thought I was the one stalking you the whole time.
38:12I'm here for you.
38:13Came to speak to Gabe Choi.
38:15Carl.
38:16Oh, he'll touch him?
38:17This is my ex-host, Stan Dibbs.
38:19Hey, Stan.
38:19How you doing?
38:20What is that?
38:21What is that?
38:22A Tinder offer.
38:2415% above market for Gabe's voting shares.
38:28No, hey, hey, hey.
38:28No, no, no, no.
38:29You can't do it.
38:30No, I never wanted to be CFO.
38:32I took the job for Hamish.
38:33He was dead.
38:33I asked you, and you never even did the job.
38:35Okay, well, I'm done.
38:36Okay, I'm out.
38:37For what it's worth, I'm giving some of this money to Francis and James.
38:40I think they're still in Wichita.
38:41Who is Francis and James?
38:44Hamish's parents, asshole.
38:46I will fix this.
38:47I will make you whole, okay?
38:48But wait.
38:49Wait, like with Fafa?
38:52No, Hamish wanted to wait, not me.
38:54No, you thought it was a movement, and it was a startup.
38:56And you talked Hamish out of selling.
38:58We could have all been billionaires.
39:00It practically killed him.
39:01Who knows?
39:02Maybe it did.
39:03I've got to admit it, Stan.
39:04And watching this man eat shit may be the only justice this world has to offer.
39:08You are a twisted prick, aren't you?
39:10You could have faxed that agreement here.
39:12Why are you here?
39:14It is because you wanted to see me, isn't it?
39:17Always about me.
39:17It is.
39:18What do you want to know?
39:19What do you want to know?
39:20How I predicted Orlando?
39:21No.
39:22I understand.
39:22If I was that lucky, I would want people to think I was a genius, too.
39:26It wasn't luck.
39:27Yeah, I'm not comfortable with the word irrevocable ever.
39:29So it wasn't Algo.
39:30Did Hamish write it?
39:32Well, you can change that.
39:33Binding, maybe?
39:33Or that pink-haired whatnot.
39:35Did she come up with it?
39:37It was an oracle.
39:38I had an oracle.
39:39Oh, shit.
39:40Bullshit.
39:41I don't care, really.
39:42I don't.
39:43Girl, I would have told you everything.
39:46All you had to do was be my partner.
39:48But no.
39:49No, you're a hungry, hungry hippo, and you had to snap it all up.
39:52But you didn't think it all the way through.
39:53Nope.
39:55Because I walked.
39:56And now you've got to shit with no captain.
39:59And I think you like me a little.
40:01I do.
40:01You like my pitch.
40:04Ten million data points on every person from birth.
40:07But then under my leadership, Nodin could have made it to 20 million.
40:10And at that point, you're not predicting behavior.
40:12You're steering it.
40:13That's why you wanted my company.
40:15You wanted to feel like God with a hard-on, didn't you?
40:18What's the fee sense?
40:18If it weren't for that article, the source of which was an ex-special friend of mine that I neglected.
40:26Yeah.
40:26So you reap.
40:28You sow.
40:29Was it true?
40:31Yeah.
40:32It was.
40:34So what?
40:34If that hit piece didn't come out, if I had my company, you would be on a yacht right now.
40:41Your board seat would be secure.
40:43The stock would be 50 points higher.
40:45My best friend wouldn't be backstabbing me right now.
40:48Best friends.
40:48Only in the K-hole.
40:50Gabe.
40:51Please tell me you're going to have a lawyer.
40:52Let's get that.
40:53Oh, gee, thank you.
40:53What?
40:53You think I'm a dingus?
40:55Oh, and Carl, soon to be none of my business, but you do not want this guy running your company.
40:59No, don't worry.
40:59This man gets nothing.
41:00Why?
41:01Why?
41:01Because you're selfish.
41:03And because you ruined my breakfast.
41:05Yeah, he is selfish, and he's not a good guy.
41:07Says the man who made money off incels betting on witch girl at the orgy gets gangbanged?
41:12Really?
41:13And you?
41:14Spam?
41:15Fucking spam.
41:17I bet right now there is a Nigerian prince just cutting you off.
41:20You owe a royalty check.
41:21How much are you worth, son?
41:22Oh, uh, why?
41:26Amos and I were just trying to build a community, and I'm the bad guy?
41:31People exchanged candles and kayaks and shit, and then people fell in love on Fafa.
41:37Never heard of it.
41:38Bullshit.
41:39Bullshit.
41:40You don't stop thinking about me.
41:42You came here to find a way to lure me back, but the problem is you don't know how to
41:47lure.
41:48Only destroy.
41:52God.
41:53I'm not going to sit around for this circle, jerk.
41:57God.
41:58And Carl, take me to your helicopter.
42:00Oh, Gabe.
42:01Hey, thanks for the hospitality.
42:02Look, you know.
42:03Get the fuck off me.
42:04Yeah.
42:06In our own time, eventually.
42:07Hey.
42:08Hey.
42:08Hey, hey.
42:09Turn it on.
42:10Turn it on.
42:12Yeah.
42:13He said it was fine.
42:14He said you can take the chopper.
42:15It's fine.
42:16Gabe, you have a chopper we can borrow?
42:17Of course.
42:21And who is his special friend?
42:32What if I pay you back?
42:33I'll get a job.
42:34I promise.
42:36But that stuff, without it, I'll just go back to the way I was.
42:41And I cannot do that.
42:43So, please.
42:44I get it.
42:45I get it.
42:46I had, when I was your age, zits, migraines, and man boobs.
42:53I'm into man boobs, maybe.
42:54I've come back a little bit.
42:57No.
42:57But we do need to respect your mom on this.
43:00She said no.
43:01And also, I can't really recommend something unregulated from somebody who spells science with a Y.
43:07We can do better.
43:08But I promise you, if insurance covers it, I'll help you.
43:25I spent an hour this morning meditating on the terrors that teens face.
43:30I mean, even if you make it through high school without a shooting, then what?
43:35Right?
43:35Like, AI, it is a poison weed that is choking your generation.
43:39I mean, there's not an image or a sound you can trust in the whole world.
43:43And the earth, it's on fire.
43:45I mean, it's no wonder that you feel like someone is clear-cutting your gut biome.
43:49Right?
43:51Oh!
43:51Approved.
43:52Hmm?
43:53Oh, thank you.
43:58Ah, shit.
44:00It's your old friend.
44:02Don't want to burst in uninvited.
44:04You know, respect your boundaries.
44:05Hello?
44:06Hey, listen.
44:07I have a treat for you.
44:10Hear me out.
44:11I've been very...
44:12Hey!
44:13Whoa!
44:13Whoa!
44:14Whoa!
44:14Whoa!
44:15Put that down!
44:16Leave, Duncan.
44:17Breaking and entering again?
44:18Come on!
44:19Just stop!
44:19For a second!
44:19You're leaving now.
44:20Five-minute shoes.
44:21Five-minute shoes, okay?
44:23I'll be...
44:24Come on, Jojo.
44:25Our kids go to school together.
44:26I'm not putting it down until you get out.
44:28Really?
44:28Come on!
44:29You're not going to shoot me, Jojo!
44:31You're going to shoot me?
44:32I got fired!
44:34I did.
44:34I lost my company.
44:35I lost my friends.
44:36All you can do is hurt my physical form.
44:38The rest is gone.
44:39So go!
44:48I'm okay.
44:49Thanks for asking.
44:50And I'm going to get it all back.
44:51Jack, I have been on a journey.
44:58I really have been.
44:59Did you read about me?
45:00You did.
45:01Of course you did.
45:02Of course you did.
45:03I went looking for truth.
45:08And all signs point to you.
45:11Duncan.
45:11No.
45:12No.
45:13Please, Joanne.
45:13Don't be...
45:14Listen.
45:15Listen.
45:15You are my oracle.
45:17And I have an offering.
45:281.2 million dollars?
45:30Yeah.
45:30Hey, Mish.
45:31Remember him?
45:31My old partner.
45:33You know?
45:33Anyway, he left a little money for my daughter's college fund.
45:36Sweet, right?
45:37And I took that and used it to invest in your smoke thing.
45:40And now it's a million and change.
45:43And it's yours.
45:45It's...
45:46What?
45:47It's yours.
45:49Well, I did take half of it.
45:50I do have to pay Jamie back.
45:52But the rest of it, it is yours.
45:53You deserve it.
45:54It's bulletproof, VPNed, invisible on the dark web.
45:58No one can hear you, profit.
46:00No.
46:00Duncan, I...
46:01I...
46:03I can't take your money.
46:04I...
46:04I don't want it.
46:06You earned it.
46:07You did.
46:08You have a gift.
46:09You really do.
46:11It went down like you said.
46:12Orlando, they turfed him.
46:14Stock went up, stock went down.
46:15And they brought him back.
46:16It was insider trading.
46:18Orlando's closest advisor was my patient.
46:21Anybody with even a little insight who had the same information I had could have figured it out too.
46:26But they didn't.
46:27And like, even if they did, genius is not about figuring out the solution.
46:31It's about being unhinged enough to do something outrageous with it.
46:35That's you.
46:35You did that.
46:36And you, you deserve to be rewarded.
46:40This, this has been my mistake from the very beginning.
46:44I mean, you give, and you give, and all I do, I do is take.
46:48That's...
46:51That's my bad.
46:52I should never have blackmailed you.
46:55Never.
46:56It should have always been a bribe.
46:58Will you be my bribe?
47:19Shoot straight, you bastards!
47:24Carl Bardoff.
47:25Thanks for coming in.
47:27Anishko Batuchera, obviously.
47:29I've heard so much about you.
47:31Hmm.
47:31Mostly appalling, of course.
47:33Oh, from Big Tim.
47:34Hmm.
47:34He's a good man, if you're in the market for bullshitting a pair of Allbirds.
47:39Why don't you tell me what I'm doing here?
47:42Well, you know the, uh, CFO, former CFO.
47:45Oh, what's his name?
47:47Gabe?
47:48Unfortunately.
47:49He sold me his shares, and there it is.
47:51It's mine.
47:53So, just trying to think what to do with this place, and...
47:58Knowing you're on the board?
48:00I'm not, anymore.
48:02No, I read your letter.
48:03You made some good points.
48:04Identified the rot.
48:05You read it?
48:06Yeah, I was just sitting on Duncan's desk.
48:09You're a smart cookie.
48:10I'd hate to see what Tim has you doing.
48:13His laundry?
48:14Chief ethicist.
48:16Oh!
48:18Ethicist Barbie.
48:20Fancy title, and all the power of an overpaid schoolmarm, too.
48:24What a waste.
48:26How would you, uh, like to be interim CEO?
48:31You know the company?
48:33You're not a wrecking ball?
48:34You're trying to do something?
48:36Plus, Tim would hate it.
48:41Duncan Park would, too, I feel sure.
48:43Uh, well, I'm flattered.
48:49I'd, I'd have to take a leave of absence from Cupertino, and it could derail my career.
48:53Or you could bet on yourself.
48:57Well, data isn't my area of expertise.
49:00I mean, I have opinions.
49:02Strong ones.
49:05Okay, let me ask you.
49:08Could you imagine using your algo to spot people in crisis, communities in need, and actually help them?
49:16Well, that sounds like some of the things we talked about when we first started making this sausage, yes.
49:21But you never did.
49:24And you never will.
49:25Profit Uber Alice.
49:28Look, there are about 20 dudes in the valley that make as much or more than me.
49:33And we all come to the same fork in the room.
49:36Do we want humanitarian legacy, or do we want planetary reach?
49:40Do we want to save the world or control it?
49:44Heal or conquer?
49:45We'll both have their charms, but, um,
49:48I will tell you this, most of us go Dr. Evil.
49:54I used to love the valley,
49:56but I hate what it's become.
49:58I hate it.
49:59We've broken and disrupted everything,
50:01and now there's nothing else to break.
50:03And now they want to upload consciousness
50:05so guys like me can live forever,
50:07disrupting death.
50:08Well, fuck you.
50:10Death disrupts us.
50:11Our limited time is why we try hard to do anything worthwhile.
50:16There's a shelf life.
50:17Then it's over.
50:18Blue screen, done.
50:22So, convince me, Anoushka.
50:24Prove to me that the best way for me to spend my money
50:28and the rest of the time that I have left
50:31is to build a legacy of good.
50:41It's been over a week.
50:45I'm not a missing person,
50:46just an absent husband and father.
50:49He just walked out.
50:53Well, I'm not completely without fault myself, so...
50:58Yes, more than he knows,
51:00and I want to keep it that way.
51:04It's not about the money.
51:06That said, if it comes to it,
51:08I will want the house.
51:16Where the hell have you been?
51:26I'm so sorry.
51:27Where were you?
51:27Were you with her?
51:28Sorry.
51:29I'm just going to...
51:29No, no, no.
51:30God, no.
51:31Were you with someone else?
51:32Oh, God.
51:33I was all alone.
51:34All alone.
51:36Except you were there.
51:39You were there, and Jamie.
51:53You were my best friend.
51:57You always were.
52:00And you're the only one I can trust
52:02against these jackals.
52:04I need you.
52:06I need you standing behind me,
52:11next to me, in front of me,
52:15wherever it's safest for me.
52:26Baby?
52:27Yeah, baby.
52:28Yes, baby.
52:30I'm sorry.
52:30No, I'm sorry.
52:32I am sorry.
52:34I want a divorce.
52:44Cut them to ribbons, boys.
52:49Maybe we can try to fix things.
52:51I can't have another abusive situation
52:54in my house.
52:56We're going to be okay.
52:59Privacy has value.
53:01An un-mined motherlune of value.
53:06I'm a bad man.
53:13You should see the other guy.
53:15No, really.
53:17Can you give me some lift?
53:22In episode five, we really see the manifestation of Duncan's fear of humiliation that he states
53:28at the very beginning of the show.
53:30What's our stock at now, huh?
53:31What's the price?
53:32Down 10%.
53:3320.7%.
53:39We see that feeling of wanting to crawl away from the situation as quickly as possible.
53:47Okay, bye.
53:49Bye.
53:51Bye.
53:58We know that he has this dumb house, a place where he can go, where there is no internet,
54:02there's no Wi-Fi.
54:03And I've always imagined him getting there, and the first five minutes being, huh, I can
54:10relax here.
54:12What's so wrong with the internet?
54:14It made us a lot of money.
54:16It made us a lot, a lot of money.
54:17Again and again, he tries to relax into being on some kind of sabbatical from his life, and
54:25again and again, it doesn't work.
54:30We learn also in this episode when Lily comes to the dumb house.
54:36Duncan!
54:37This relationship between Lily and Hamish was much more complicated, and I think it's
54:43safe to say romantic, and perhaps was behind Hamish's choices.
54:47In the end.
54:50There's a picture in the dumb house.
54:52One of them is Duncan, and his struggles are known to us.
54:55The other one is Hamish, who decided to end his life.
54:58And the other one is Gabe, who decided to isolate himself entirely from the world and
55:03live on an island, take his winnings, and go be alone.
55:07Gabe was played brilliantly by Randall Park.
55:10Too many boons, buddy!
55:12I can't do physical contact.
55:14What?
55:14Uh, dopamine fasting, gotta purify.
55:16This is all very much based on real-life scenarios with some of these guys at this level of wealth.
55:25You really haven't quite made your nut until you've got a compound you can escape to when
55:30the shit hits the fan.
55:31Did you talk to Bardolph?
55:33Now!
55:38Duncan goes there, I think genuinely, to try to have a retreat from the reality that he left
55:45behind with Bardolph.
55:46But also, he's got an agenda, and Gabe can spot it immediately.
55:50What is that?
55:51A Tinder offer.
55:5315% above market?
55:55For Gabe's voting shares?
55:56No, no, no, no.
55:57It's just, you can't do that.
55:58No, no.
55:58I never wanted to be CFO.
55:59I took the job for Hamish.
56:01You are a twisted prick.
56:03You know that?
56:06Orson was just saying how much better he feels.
56:09Antibiotics are so, you know what I mean?
56:11Actually, I stopped taking them a while ago.
56:14I think in episode five, a subtitle could be The Kids Are Not Alright.
56:19Orson is starting to take medicine that's changing his behavior, mysterious proprietary
56:24blend from the nutritionist.
56:26You see that heartbreaking scene between Jameson and Duncan, where she so wants him to be a
56:32better dad, and he's just not capable of it.
56:35And you see Xander trying to recover from essentially virtual, but as far as Xander is concerned, physical
56:42abuse at the hands of his stepmother.
56:44I'm sorry.
56:45I'm bad.
56:46I'll clean it.
56:46How could he wee himself, Martin?
56:48He's pixels.
56:50Leave!
56:50Go to work!
56:51And leave me to mine!
56:53Manoushka is also Tessa's stepmother.
56:56And so The Kids Are Not Alright is a really interesting way to look at not just this episode, but
57:02I
57:02think overall in this show, the stakes are the kids.
57:06They are the ones who are the most targeted in terms of the social media stuff.
57:11Also, do these kids have in them, and even Xander in this sense, the desire and ability
57:18to make things better?
57:20And do they have a voice in the future?
57:24Nothing's your fault.
57:25Let's get to the bottom of this.
57:26There is no bottom, Martin.
57:28You can always go lower.
57:29You can always go, aren't you?
57:29Here comes the teacher.
57:29It is.
57:30It does line up.
57:30It does line up.
57:31There is no bottom one thing to look at it, but I'm not trying to call them.
57:31I'm sorry.