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00:08You
00:51Message to Jojo Therapy
00:56Hey, making sure you're getting my
00:59Messages
01:00For the next session tomorrow
01:03I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list
01:05Of your like real
01:06Thoroughbred clients from your stable
01:08Super
01:11Super excited about this
01:13Next chapter in our
01:15Alliance
01:16Yeah, we'll do some
01:18Spark flinging and idea
01:20Splashing
01:22Okay
01:24Okay, text me
01:25Unless you're under something heavy
01:28Are you kidding?
01:31Obviously
01:33It's Duncan
01:36How are my ketones?
01:380.3 millimolar
01:39Too many gojis in my slurry, I told you
01:41I don't think it's the gojis
01:43Where is my one by?
01:46Oh, I don't know
01:48My one by
01:52Where's Thelma?
01:54Where's Thelma?
01:54Thelma, Thelma
01:55The tungsten cube
01:56I showed you yesterday
01:58Yeah, remember?
01:59Where is it?
02:00I don't know where the cube is
02:02Did you take my cube, Thelma?
02:04Listen, I'm not accusing you
02:06I know it's cliche
02:07But we were just talking about it
02:09No, no, Thelma
02:11Brain food only
02:12Fish
02:13With the good Omega 3
02:15The Atlantic Nova
02:17Don't cry
02:17Don't do that
02:18But where is the cube?
02:19She's okay
02:20She's not crying
02:21She stole the cube
02:23This is what you once said about you
02:24He yelled at that
02:25Nothing worse
02:26Nothing worse?
02:27Really?
02:28She fucked a great day
02:36Run if you're going to run
02:37Jamie's task forces this morning
02:42It's time to think endowment gifts
02:44Stanford's not taking this one for free
02:46Okay
02:49Ah, Adam
02:55Hey, Duncan
02:57Hey, Duncan
02:58Oh, Jesus
02:59None of you
02:59Operats, you know
03:00Well, you weren't taking my calls
03:02I can't find the stock app on this thing
03:05Concerns about your price?
03:06No
03:07Just doing fiduciary hygiene
03:08Well, markets are closed today
03:09It's Labor Day
03:10Oh
03:11Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
03:12But hey
03:13But some of us are on a deadline
03:14So, off the record
03:16In the lockbox
03:17Any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
03:20Come on, man
03:21You started this
03:22Are talks still going ahead?
03:23What's happening?
03:24You know, after your last article came out
03:25A lot of people thought it was me
03:27Who leaked the rumor?
03:28Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh
03:31Rejuvenation
03:31Hey
03:32Can we stop running?
03:33Please?
03:34I understand an American diet
03:37Duncan, please
03:41Duncan
03:43No one knew that you were the source
03:45Not from me, anyway
03:46Good
03:46And if you want anything else
03:48About me
03:49From me
03:50You're gonna need to stay in my deep throat, okay?
03:52No
03:53You're my deep throat
03:54Any way you like it, Nana
03:55Well, I...
04:02Audio message to Jojo Therapy?
04:04Hey
04:05Um
04:06Just to say
04:07You can hit me back
04:07I'm anxious, okay?
04:09Man, anxious
04:11Man, anxious
04:11Man, anxious
04:15I want
04:16A gun
04:17Okay, but
04:18Honey, they said they caught
04:19A guy
04:20They think
04:20They did
04:21Well, ma'am
04:22If you have any
04:22Additional information
04:24You caught a guy
04:25Not
04:26The guy
04:27Are you hungry?
04:27Eat something
04:28My child
04:29Sleeps down there
04:30Okay
04:30I mean, what if this guy
04:32Is still
04:32Out there
04:33Lurking
04:33Waiting
04:34I can eat more than that
04:35See, this is why your tummy
04:36Hates you
04:37Looks like he tried to break the seal with this
04:40That's my Pippin
04:41This is...
04:42Oh my God
04:42This is an original Broadway cast recording
04:46Wow
04:47No, that
04:48Trashed
04:48I'm sorry, that's just...
04:49You know, he must have come in through the waiting room
04:52Yeah
04:52How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
04:55I mean, if he won't fix it
04:56I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
04:58Okay, well, true Alvin, our landlord
05:00We asked him to put an alarm as well
05:02And we're gonna...
05:03He's done nothing
05:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
05:06No gun
05:07I'm not living in a home
05:08With an instrument of death
05:11No offense
05:13You rent?
05:17You may not be taking this seriously enough
05:19I think you're being a little bit irrational
05:22To tell you the truth
05:23Oh, wake up, Gary
05:24We work with several ultra-rich clients
05:26I mean, people on the radar of cabals
05:28And cartels
05:29And conglomerates
05:31I mean, you don't think that
05:32That one of their rivals
05:33Might plant a listening device
05:35In their therapist's office
05:36I don't...
05:37I mean, the CIA does it all the time
05:40The CIA?
05:41Yes, the CIA
05:41Okay
05:42There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs
05:44It's going to help
05:45I don't want a Klonopin, Gary
05:47I want a fucking gun
05:48I never get anything I want
05:50We still have all the old furniture
05:52From your first marriage
05:53No
05:54Fine, fine
05:55Well, now, I want a gun
06:14I nearly socked Lorraine
06:15When she signed me up to be a whore
06:19Whittingidea.com
06:19That's whitting with a Y, by the way
06:21Like whining
06:22But more horrible
06:23Mm-hmm
06:24I don't know that site
06:27People pay 15 grand
06:28To pitch their winning idea
06:30To CEO types like me
06:3215 minutes
06:33But what halfway decent CEO
06:36Has 15 minutes to burn?
06:37So basically, it's a parade
06:39Of shit CEOs
06:40Or bored retired types like me
06:41It triggered me
06:43Like a fire alarm
06:44At a fireworks factory
06:47That's how bad it triggered me
06:48Never again!
06:50It's okay, Carl
06:51We all feel that way
06:54Sometimes
06:55Horrible people who have no
06:56Boundaries
06:58No manners
06:59No integrity
06:59We want to lash out
07:02And sometimes we even fantasize
07:03About hurting
07:04Yes
07:05Yes
07:05Amen, sister
07:07Let's hurt them
07:08Yeah, but
07:09What are some strategies
07:11That we could use?
07:14What about our mnemonics?
07:17Stop
07:17S-T-O-P
07:19Stop
07:19Yeah, that's right
07:21S-stop
07:22T
07:22Take a step back
07:23O
07:23Forgive me
07:25Can I just
07:26The S of
07:27Stop is stop
07:29The acronym
07:30Is stop
07:31But the S of stop
07:33Stands for stop?
07:34Yeah, yeah
07:34That's
07:35No, that's right
07:36S-stop
07:37T
07:38Take a step back
07:39O
07:39Observe
07:40P
07:41Proceed
07:42Mindfully
07:43It's just a little thing
07:45To remember
07:45For when that
07:46The S of stop
07:47Is for stop
07:47Correct?
07:48I mean
07:49Can you people pretend
07:50To dress it up
07:52A little bit?
07:53I mean
07:53Slow down
07:54Suspend
07:55Something
07:55I can't believe
07:57A group of professionals
07:58Got into a room
07:59And landed on that
08:01Probably high-fived
08:02Each other over it
08:02You know
08:03I mean on the face of it
08:04If I could stop
08:06I wouldn't need the mnemonic
08:07If I could stop
08:08I wouldn't need anger management
08:09I'm here
08:10Because I can't stop
08:11Right?
08:12The stop is only
08:12The first step
08:13Of stop
08:14Of stop
08:16Right, stop
08:17Now
08:18T
08:18Take a step back
08:20Yeah, are you testing me?
08:22Because I think I may fail
08:24Because I may
08:25Start
08:26S is for start
08:27T
08:28Throwing things
08:29Carl
08:29A is for at
08:31R is for
08:33Don't say it
08:34I'm going to say it
08:35Don't say it
08:35I'm going to say it
08:36Retarded
08:37Okay
08:37And the last T
08:38Is for therapists
08:38I am going to start
08:40Throwing things
08:41At retarded therapists
08:42Huh?
08:44I said it
08:44Okay
08:45Oh for Christ's sake
08:46Carl
08:47Just breathe
08:48You breathe
08:51But I've seen
08:52SAT scores go up
08:5315, 20%
08:55With the right fungal regime
08:56But there's always
08:57Side effects
08:57With fungus
08:58Okay
08:59So retest
09:01With the hitting
09:01And getting
09:02The right
09:03Sure
09:03But let's say
09:04She hits 1,300
09:05And we're well
09:06Within range
09:07For Duke
09:07Carnegie Mellon
09:08Maybe I'm going to stand
09:09Actually
09:12Jameson
09:13A little key favor
09:14Can you try
09:15These glasses on?
09:17Wow
09:18Right
09:19Yes
09:19It's like
09:20Worth 100 IQ points
09:22Right
09:22Yeah
09:22For the interview
09:23Yeah
09:24And what if we went
09:25A bit radical
09:26With her hair
09:26Maybe multicolor
09:28Uh
09:29Manifest
09:31Individuality
09:32No
09:34I think she looked like
09:35A blue eyed piñata
09:40I want the first swing
09:42No sweetie
09:43I'm kidding
09:43Let's talk accommodations
09:45Dr. Gary
09:47Yes
09:47A little preview perhaps
09:48Yeah
09:50So as I said
09:52The full report
09:54Promised but
09:55Okay so
09:56Boiling it down
09:57To some
09:57Salient headlines
09:59The nonverbal abstract
10:01Processing average
10:02But Jameson
10:03Does meet
10:05The qualifying
10:06Diagnostic criteria
10:07For ADHD
10:08But only just
10:09So double time
10:11Does she
10:12Get double?
10:13If you'd like
10:14A significant number
10:15Of applicants
10:15We'll have 200
10:16Right
10:16Okay I don't need it
10:18I'm not sped
10:19Duncan
10:20Remy
10:21You remember Remy
10:22Our admissions consultant
10:22Remy
10:23Will you tell him
10:23What you're thinking
10:24Read the endowment
10:25Oh
10:26Three or four million
10:27To the endowment fund
10:28Anymore starts to look like
10:30A run
10:31Unless we're talking
10:32A new library
10:33Isn't strategic generosity
10:34A bit shameless?
10:36This is all such bullshit
10:37Jamie
10:37No
10:38She's upset about being
10:39Neurodivergent
10:40I'm not
10:41Well I mean
10:41You're really just on the margin
10:43I'm not
10:44You want to have to
10:45Take the test twice
10:45As fast as everyone else
10:46Let's retest
10:47Ginger
10:49Take the neural thingy
10:50Okay
10:50To see that
10:51I'll take you
10:52We'll get cheeseburgers
10:52No
10:53No cheeseburgers
10:54And like
10:54There's nothing wrong
10:55With being on the spectrum
10:56I mean
10:56I always assume
10:58You are with me on it
10:59And hey
10:59Who among the
11:00So consuppance
11:01Are in a little
11:01Divergent in the neural
11:02Right
11:03Right
11:04I mean that's why
11:04We're so good
11:05At telling the rest of you
11:06How to shop
11:07And talk and stuff
11:08We're on the outside
11:08Looking in
11:09Right Dr. Gary
11:10That's right
11:12That's a
11:13Really
11:15Interesting perspective
11:16On that
11:16Joanne never mentioned
11:17That you were on the spectrum
11:19Well why was she
11:20No
11:23What
11:24No why would she
11:24That's
11:25I'm sorry
11:25I misspoke
11:27That's called
11:27A cognitive overload
11:28Folks
11:29Joanne is my wife
11:30Joanne was texting
11:30Right
11:31And I was talking to her
11:32And I just
11:32Oh look
11:34There she is again
11:35Right
11:35Yeah
11:35What a relief
11:36Because I thought
11:37She got hit by a truck
11:40Uh
11:41No
11:44Glad to see
11:45Your phone's working
11:46I'm curious
11:47If Gary is aware
11:48Of your unusual
11:48Investment strategy
11:50Shall I ask him
11:57No you don't lady
11:58You can't cancel on me
12:00You do not get to do that
12:02Hello
12:03Duncan
12:04Hey
12:04Can I
12:05Yeah
12:05Listen
12:06Uh
12:06Just to apologize
12:08It was highly unprofessional
12:10Of me to identify you
12:11As a patient
12:12In front of others
12:13It was
12:13A violation
12:14Transgression
12:15Crime
12:16No not a crime
12:18Actually
12:18But she never mentioned
12:20Your diagnosis to me
12:21Ever
12:21I've never been diagnosed
12:24It's
12:25I'm sorry
12:26We were having
12:27Quite an anxious morning
12:28That's Joanne
12:29Actually I
12:30Keep meaning to get tested
12:32But
12:37Well I mean if you're interested
12:38That's something
12:39I could do for you
12:40Sure
12:42I mean on the house
12:43Oh great
12:44What do you do now
12:45It's labor day Gary
12:45You want to labor
12:48Sure
12:49Sure
12:49Yeah
12:50Today
12:50Sure
12:51Yeah
12:51Great
12:52I need the internet
12:53No
12:53Great
12:54Old school
12:54Good
12:55Not here
12:56Not here
12:56I know a great place
12:58No one would bother us
12:59Even if
13:00They wanted to
13:01Okay
13:01Yeah
13:05Okay
13:06So
13:07Microphones
13:08Same as
13:09Ed Ducks
13:09Who drill down
13:11To where it's warm
13:12Broke right
13:13Down
13:13Look at your couch cushions
13:15And chairs
13:16And look
13:17No same
13:18In your closet
13:20In a sneaky
13:21Hiding places
13:22For cameras
13:23As tiny
13:24As a grain of salt
13:25And people
13:27Your art
13:28Those paintings
13:29Without pattern
13:31Hiding a bloody person
13:32Right
13:33Remember
13:34It's only
13:35Veranoia
13:36In the eyes
13:37Of soon to be
13:37Saris
13:38And
13:39That's
13:39Good
13:48I'm
13:51I'm
13:53I'm
13:53I'm
13:53I'm
13:55I'm
13:56I'm
13:56I'm
13:56I'm
13:56I'm
13:57I'm
13:58I'm
13:58I'm
13:58I'm
13:59I'm
13:59I'm
14:12I don't know how to drive better than a car, right?
14:26Right, yeah, yeah.
14:28You're not a risk guy, Gary?
14:29Huh?
14:30Huh?
14:31Sure.
14:31Let me ask you.
14:32How are you with your investments?
14:33Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
14:35Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
14:40Is it?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
14:43Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
14:45Uh, not so much.
14:46It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
14:50Yeah.
14:50Do you want to go?
14:52Right.
14:54Home sweet home.
14:57Everyone has a smart house, right?
15:00This one's dumb.
15:01That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
15:04It blocks all cellular.
15:06Here, give me yours.
15:08Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
15:10But no cell phones inside.
15:14Yeah, sure.
15:15Great.
15:15Could use a break.
15:16Good.
15:17Great.
15:17Yep.
15:18The internet's never once popped as cherry.
15:21I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
15:24Your phone won't suggest you breathe in.
15:25I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
15:29Yeah.
15:29I suppose.
15:30Let's find out how weird I am.
15:33All right.
15:45I confuse texture with temperature.
15:47Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
15:51Like when I touch these?
15:54Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
15:58Maybe with like fruit, wet fruit.
16:00You know, like a melon rind.
16:02So, rarely.
16:04I fear flowers with thorns.
16:07Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
16:11Never.
16:12I don't know.
16:13Wait, should I?
16:15Rarely.
16:16Rarely.
16:17I feel judged by my clothes.
16:20Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
16:27Sometimes.
16:36I'm sorry, does that count for more?
16:40I have difficulty waiting my turn.
16:43Always, sometimes, rarely.
16:46Always.
16:56Orson.
16:57Orson, I need you.
16:58Right now.
17:00I...
17:01Did you lock the door?
17:05Okay.
17:06I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive.
17:13And I...
17:14I...
17:14I need to change all of them.
17:17Okay.
17:18Um...
17:18Uh, hey, what if...
17:19What if you just...
17:20I'll get me the computer password, then I can change them all.
17:25Aren't you smart?
17:27Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
17:38Uh, did you do the capital O?
17:40I did the capital O.
17:44That's not the right date.
17:46Well, it's my birthday.
17:47No, it's not.
17:49It...
17:50It totally is.
17:51It's the 11th.
17:53No, it's...
17:53It's the 10th.
17:59I...
18:06I...
18:07I...
18:11I...
18:12I...
18:12I...
18:13It's...
18:14It's Halluma's birthday.
18:16Halluma?
18:17Uh, our...
18:18She was your dad's.
18:19Actually.
18:20Um, uh, Halluma.
18:22Wienerdog, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
18:26That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
18:30Yes, you do.
18:32You loved it.
18:33There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
18:37and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
18:40Well, I didn't go there for me or since Jesus.
18:43You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
18:48Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
18:53Yeah, good idea.
18:59Um, like this?
19:00Um, right over here.
19:03This?
19:04Yeah, thank you.
19:16Can you hear that?
19:17Listen.
19:21Total lock of microwaves.
19:24Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
19:29It was Hamish's.
19:31My business partner.
19:33College roommate.
19:35He loved it here.
19:36We co-founded Fafa.
19:38You remember Fafa?
19:39Yeah, uh, yeah.
19:41A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
19:43and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
19:46It was actually my second Subaru.
19:48Get that on Fafa.
19:49Nice.
19:50Nice.
19:50Okay, so I really got to get back,
19:53so can you run me to the, uh...
19:54You remember Hamish?
19:55Hamish was a genius.
19:57Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
20:01He couldn't look people in the eye.
20:03He couldn't talk to people.
20:05I talked for him.
20:12Um...
20:13Dude had a horrible stutter.
20:16Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
20:19His shoes, his medication,
20:21you know, that kind of thing.
20:22And, uh, he'd go,
20:24Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
20:26And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
20:28Oh.
20:30He hanged himself.
20:32Oh.
20:33Right above where you're standing, actually.
20:35Oh, God.
20:36You still make out where he, uh,
20:38carved his goodbye.
20:40Sorry.
20:45Should have been your welcome, right?
20:47Your welcome.
20:48He gave me...
20:49This house gave me everything
20:50and a chance to do it on my own.
20:55Yeah.
20:58That's how I bought Hypernosis.
21:06Wish out of Joanne back then.
21:09Let's go.
21:10Okay.
21:11Okay.
21:14Joanne deserves so much more.
21:16And I'm not talking about you.
21:18I'm...
21:18I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
21:21And I...
21:22I'm...
21:24I mean financially.
21:25We're doing all right, Duncan.
21:27I appreciate your concern.
21:28You can call yourself a car, right?
21:30I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
21:32If you just go up to hell,
21:34you'll eventually get service, okay?
21:36Wait up...
21:37Up to this...
21:50What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
21:52Uh, well...
21:53Was it about me?
21:54It was, wasn't it?
21:55It was about me.
21:56No, uh, no, it's not.
21:57It's, um...
21:58Okay, what...
21:59She, uh, she wants, uh...
22:00She wants a gun.
22:01A gun.
22:07A gun.
22:08Yes.
22:16A gun.
22:21Good morning.
22:22Good morning.
22:23Good morning.
22:24Good morning.
22:24Good morning, Bill.
22:36Good morning, Dr. Webb.
22:38Uh, wondering...
22:39What's that?
22:40That was for Lacey.
22:42Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Caltrain's path.
22:47Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
22:57Do you know what they're going to say?
23:00Clepto.
23:01Hyrule.
23:03Psycho.
23:06Probably make a lot of it just file if I unalive myself.
23:09I'm just having too much fun, you know?
23:17Hmm?
23:19What's that?
23:20You got no wisdom to share?
23:24Speak up!
23:27That looks so embarrassing.
23:56Are you nervous?
23:58Don't be.
23:58You're going to be great.
23:59Not great.
23:59You don't have to be great.
24:01Just keep expectations reasonable.
24:04Here, I say this to my clients.
24:05You know the story of Icarus?
24:06He, um, he tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted, and so he fell down
24:11to
24:12earth and died.
24:13But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
24:16The middle.
24:18That is where you want to be.
24:19Yep.
24:20Not drowning.
24:22Not getting burned by the sun.
24:23But hey, you're flying.
24:25That's cool.
24:26Thanks, Mom.
24:29Love you so much.
24:30You have no idea.
24:47Hey, how's it going?
24:50Hi.
24:51Uh, name and query?
24:53Orson Stern, 9th grade.
25:00I'm new, so.
25:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
25:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
25:10Hun, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
25:16We can't onboard you until we get it.
25:19My dad was supposed to do that.
25:20Oh, well, can you give him a call?
25:24Yeah.
25:46Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
25:48Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
25:51Someone will come by you.
25:54Hey.
25:55Okay.
25:58Oh, my God.
26:02Dang.
26:03Oh, it's getting a little partner.
26:05Oh, this my death.
26:07Oh, my God.
26:09Oh, my God.
26:10Oh, my God.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:13Oh, my God.
26:15Oh, my God.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:34have a good day yeah um hey uh you should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
26:42that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
26:48duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
26:56you
26:57were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
27:02off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
27:07according to the rules of therapy international
27:10you know i'm just curious
27:16oh my god
27:23oh
27:24oh
27:25oh
27:25oh
27:26oh
29:01But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
29:05Working from home.
29:06The dream?
29:07Yes, it is.
29:09But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage accounts.
29:13Okay.
29:14Let's see what we're talking about here.
29:16Okay.
29:17Name?
29:19Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
29:27I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
29:32Hmm.
29:34Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
29:36They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
29:39Oh, no, no, no, no.
29:41No.
29:41Um, thank you.
29:42Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
29:45So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
29:51I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
29:53They could come after me.
29:55Could even come after you, Pat.
29:59Well, why would they come after me?
30:01Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
30:06Like, give it back?
30:08Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
30:16There weren't any losses.
30:20Only profits.
30:21It's an ethical concern.
30:23I can't be making money off my patients.
30:29Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
30:44Or I could lose it to protect my patient.
30:48Make a bad bet.
30:49Maybe two.
30:50Muddy it up.
30:51Sure.
30:51I can't advise you to do that.
30:54We have duties.
30:55Fiduciary ones.
30:56Yeah, yeah.
30:56I get it.
30:58I know what to do now.
30:59Great.
31:00Thank you, Pat.
31:02Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
31:06No.
31:08Can you get a clearer image of her for this?
31:11It looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
31:13Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
31:16Did you geofix her car?
31:17Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
31:19I'm only locked in on her telematics.
31:21What's...
31:22Like, her car's emergency systems.
31:24Okay.
31:25Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
31:27Her tire pressure monitors.
31:30Well, there's no hiding with this.
31:32Nice new takes away the way.
31:34I think this could be the hub for this project.
31:36What are we going to call it?
31:36Did you come up with a name yet?
31:38Eye in the Sky?
31:39Duncam.
31:40That's funny, but something a little more grand.
31:43The Dunquisition.
31:45That's not funny.
31:46The Eye of Odin.
31:47No.
31:48No, no, did.
31:49No, did.
31:50Like, hypnosis.
31:51Hypnosis, like, G-O-N.
31:52Odin.
31:53No, no, G.
31:53Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting off.
31:55Where is she?
31:57Okay.
31:58Where is this?
31:59Perfect.
31:59Where is that?
32:00Why did you turn it off?
32:01Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
32:06and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
32:09It's straight-up stalking.
32:10We're not...
32:12We're not stalking her.
32:13We're stalking her car.
32:14Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
32:17That's right.
32:18That's right.
32:18This is a life or death.
32:20So now, can you just do your job?
32:21This is not my job.
32:23This is extra.
32:24How much do you make?
32:25$150.
32:26If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
32:29I would like to be CTO.
32:32Wow, wow.
32:33A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
32:38We'll discuss it at your next performance reveal.
32:40Oh, it's now.
32:41It sucks.
32:42Just get her back.
32:45I have no...
32:46I have no...
32:47Can we be quiet in this space, please?
32:48Yeah, I'm sorry.
32:49I have no...
33:17The secret to success.
33:19Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
33:23Now, you've got a business.
33:25I'm the founder of Brainly.
33:27What's your winning idea?
33:28Jesus Christ.
33:32Come on.
33:33Come on.
33:34Work is life.
33:35That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined workweek for your business where days are numbers,
33:40not names.
33:41No more Mondays.
33:42No more Sundays.
33:44Just pure flow.
33:45What's your winning idea?
33:47Morons.
33:47Poor pigs.
33:48Oh.
33:53Oh.
33:57Oh.
33:59Oh.
34:08Oh.
34:11Oh.
34:12Oh.
34:18Let's go.
34:48Now, my alpha men, consider the king crowd.
34:51Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
34:55So it is with young men.
35:21Oh, great work, champ.
35:23Worth every penny.
35:25I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
35:26Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track our aura.
35:30Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
35:34Oh, great.
35:35We'll sponsor a penguin.
35:36And if that extra 50K on your pay stub, what he's having on your conscience, you'll let
35:41me know about that, too?
35:45The gentlemen from the VA are here?
35:48No, they're not.
35:49They're literally right there.
35:52Come on, do it like a man.
35:55What the hell?
35:57Oh, I studied English.
35:59It's called backspin.
36:00Backspin.
36:01What?
36:01Suck it.
36:02Suck it.
36:02Oh, shit.
36:04They are playing ping pong in the office.
36:06I thought I told you to pull off the deal for these posters.
36:09I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
36:12You better roll out the red carpet for them.
36:14Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter
36:18of a billion dollars.
36:20You're not thinking things through.
36:22What do you sell?
36:24Um, no, the future.
36:28No, Prince of Michigan.
36:30Data.
36:31The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
36:36You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
36:38Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
36:43And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people
36:47who really do deserve it,
36:50maybe we can still get to heaven.
36:52Win-win.
36:54It just feels like without Ramish,
36:55everyone's looking at me,
36:57waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
37:01No one is looking at you.
37:03That's supposed to make me feel better.
37:04Well, you want people to look at you.
37:06Yes, yes.
37:07I want them to look and see someone.
37:13Awesome.
37:13Oh, I need some competition.
37:16I played in bases all over the world.
37:19Puffage!
37:20Jeffrey!
37:22Ruffery!
37:26So you're making yourselves at home.
37:28Yeah.
37:30Offices are epic.
37:32Yes.
37:33Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
37:37Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters,
37:40what's unique about hypergnosis.
37:41We're unique as fuck.
37:45Great, yeah.
37:46Oh, Harper.
37:46Harper.
37:47This is our new CTO.
37:51Harper.
37:51Why don't you give them a look through the Ive Nodin extra carbon for my friends here.
37:57And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system, TootSuite.
38:00Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
38:04Sorry?
38:06Trucks?
38:06Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
38:09Some, uh, floppy disks, too.
38:11Yeah, you know, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
38:16I don't know.
38:17This is what the money's for.
38:19Huh?
38:19To, uh, to upload and update.
38:21Paper floppy disks.
38:22What?
38:23What?
38:24She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
38:27Do you want me to go?
38:28No.
38:29No.
38:29Do it.
38:29Do it.
38:30We just need some specs for the, uh, we will.
38:44Lucky, this is the wrong way.
38:45Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
38:47Well, we're working on it.
38:47No, where's Joanne?
38:49I'm turning around because of you.
38:50I am sorry.
38:51Shut up.
38:51Shut up.
38:52Shut up.
38:53Put Harper on.
38:54Okay, okay, that makes sense.
38:55Go back that way.
38:57Right cover, asshole.
38:59Oh.
38:59It's an EV.
39:01Okay, I'm part of the solution.
39:02Bitch.
39:05Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
39:23Okay, okay, Harper says parking watch.
39:26Okay, parking lot.
39:27We're looking left.
39:28Right, right.
39:29We're looking right.
39:30Okay, try to watch.
39:31I don't see her.
39:32There is nothing here.
39:34Okay.
39:34Literally, there is nothing here.
39:36All right, just hold tight.
39:37You should be there.
39:38Harper?
39:39Yeah, you should be there.
39:42Duncan, can you confirm?
39:45Duncan?
39:51Uh-oh.
40:00All right, ready for some jokes?
40:06Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
40:08Because boachers got off his arms.
40:10Test, please.
40:14Organic facial expression of positive affect.
40:16He smiled.
40:18He laughed.
40:18Right?
40:20Just like any teenage person.
40:22Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
40:25Trophy for you, Xander.
40:27Thank you, Martin.
40:29Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
40:31For those of us with dopamine.
40:33He's making his own dopamine.
40:34He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
40:38You're in a bubble.
40:39You have no idea what teens today are going through.
40:43First turtle.
40:45Right.
40:46Trophy for test if you make it to school today without incident.
40:49Amen.
41:03Bye-bye.
41:06Bye-bye.
41:13Bye-bye.
42:29I don't want to sorrow you.
42:33Calm down.
42:34Get out!
42:34Calm down, calm down.
42:35Get out!
42:36I just want to talk.
42:37Gary!
42:38No, Gary, Gary.
42:39Gary!
42:41He's not here.
42:41Okay, the muscle's gone.
42:42He took the car.
42:44Just...
42:45Joanne.
42:49Lift up your arms.
42:51Okay, Duncan.
42:53You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
42:57This is my first time.
42:58Okay, I'm going to call the police.
43:01No, no.
43:01And I'm going to call Nana Marks.
43:04You know, the journalist?
43:05She hounds me for tips all the time.
43:06All I have to tell her is,
43:07Nana, do I have a story for you?
43:09Shrink turns patient's trauma into traits.
43:12Who wouldn't want to click that?
43:13Come here.
43:14Like that.
43:15Let's go.
43:27You think you know everything about me?
43:30Well, you don't.
43:32Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
43:35It was just a consultation.
43:36I decided not to go through with it.
43:39I figured.
43:40You don't always work pantyhose.
43:42Ugh!
43:43Oh, my God!
43:44And...
43:45Much more importantly,
43:47that thing about Orson's custody.
43:49You have no right to any of it.
43:51But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
43:55I...
43:56I wanted my son.
43:59It's just that...
44:00That Ethan told me.
44:02He promised that he would look after him
44:04while I finished my degree
44:05and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
44:08So...
44:09And now I have a 15-year-old
44:12who has no memory of the little cowboy hat
44:14I got him after he had a shit fit
44:16in the middle of the food court.
44:18So...
44:19You think you know everything
44:20because you have information.
44:23But information is not insight.
44:26And of that, Duncan,
44:28you have none.
44:31Please.
44:35Please.
44:36Please.
44:38Don't.
44:40Don't do this.
44:42Is this what you want?
44:43Please.
44:45It was just on the little insider trading.
44:51I'm sorry.
44:52I'm sorry.
44:55So sorry.
44:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
44:59You committed a crime
45:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
45:03You are looking at this all wrong.
45:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
45:07since Mike Abedeli finger-banged you
45:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
45:10I...
45:11Mike...
45:11What?
45:12What?
45:13How?
45:13That memoir you're writing,
45:14it's...
45:15Hold on, no docs.
45:16It's like a demon
45:17shat you into my brain.
45:18How many companies,
45:19how many billions of dollars
45:21have you saved
45:22or earned for your clients?
45:24That...
45:24God, come on.
45:25That's got to burn.
45:26It is JoJo's turn.
45:28Right?
45:29All I need
45:30is just
45:31one of your clients.
45:34Someone...
45:35Someone I could just
45:36do something with.
45:37That's it.
45:39And of course,
45:40someone who's going to...
45:42get me.
45:45Five, four, one.
45:53Carl Bordoff.
45:56Carl Bordoff.
45:58Is it Bordoff's law?
46:00Bordoff?
46:00That...
46:00That Carl Bordoff?
46:06Oh, wow.
46:07Nice.
46:07Okay.
46:09Okay.
46:10Okay.
46:10So he wants to get back
46:11in the game.
46:11You know, what's his sweet spot?
46:12His...
46:13His open sesame.
46:14Come on.
46:15Joanne.
46:16I bet he likes it.
46:18People worshipping
46:19at his feet.
46:20Does he...
46:21Does he miss it?
46:22The glory days.
46:23Oh, he's a glory hound.
46:25Yeah, yeah.
46:25I'm at his feet,
46:26so he's at my feet.
46:28Yeah?
46:29Come on.
46:30Oh, come on.
46:33Always.
46:34Sometimes.
46:35Rarely.
46:36Ever.
46:37Ever.
46:41Okay.
46:42I don't know.
46:45Tell me more.
46:59Well, everything okay?
47:07Hey, you all right?
47:10Gary, I have to...
47:16tell you something.
47:20So, Duncan Park...
47:22Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:24Yes, um, that's on me.
47:26I'm so sorry about that.
47:29I...
47:30It was a slip.
47:31It was just a slip.
47:33I'm sorry.
47:34I apologized right away.
47:37And then I gave him a free neuropsycho, Al.
47:44You...
47:46You...
47:46What?
47:48Why?
47:49That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
47:52And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
47:56Hey, I see you're still activated.
47:58No, no, Gary.
47:59You have to listen to me.
48:00Okay, okay.
48:00Can you just let me...
48:01You listen to me.
48:02May I please?
48:03May I?
48:06I get it.
48:07I do.
48:09Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
48:12Oh, please.
48:13Tell me more.
48:14Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
48:17All right.
48:18Sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
48:21He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
48:26to treat clients.
48:27And I asked him, how do you do this?
48:29How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
48:33And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
48:41Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
48:48He was, no, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
48:55But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
49:02He's a human being, rich, poor.
49:05It doesn't matter.
49:10Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
49:13I hate to fight with you.
49:17Yeah?
49:20Anyway.
49:21Here.
49:25I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
49:28That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
49:30It's okay if you did.
49:31I heard you.
49:33And I wish I could give you a better...
49:39Anyway.
49:40Here.
49:47Silly.
49:51Silly.
49:52Yeah.
49:55Yeah.
49:59John?
50:01Oh.
50:02Oh.
50:03Oh.
50:06Oh.
50:07Oh, my God.
50:08It's...
50:10It's perfect.
50:15Yum, right?
50:16Mm-hmm.
50:17I think this is our new regular.
50:19Yeah.
50:19I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
50:22This is good.
50:25Hey, Dad.
50:27Can't fire Thelma.
50:29She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
50:30And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
50:33Nope.
50:34It's Thelma.
50:35The Thelma's born.
50:37No.
50:37What about the hot one when you were young?
50:39The shorts?
50:40That was Thelma.
50:42That was Thelma.
50:43Oh, my God.
50:44Really?
50:45Okay.
50:47How about this?
50:48You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't...
50:50I won't fire Thelma, okay?
50:53Deal.
50:56And also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
51:02I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
51:05Okay.
51:05Okay.
51:06It is Daddy's money.
51:09And sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
51:12The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
51:15Cheaters never lose.
51:17And losers, they never cheat.
51:21Okay, Dad.
51:39Think about the sun, the pin.
51:45Think about her golden glass.
51:51How she lights the world up well.
51:55Now it's your chance.
51:57With a guardian of splendor.
52:01Inviting you to dance.
52:05Pippin.
52:07Think about the sun.
52:13Think about your life, Ben.
52:17Days are tame and nights the same.
52:20Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
52:25And the angels of the morning are falling out today.
52:33Hey, Ben.
52:36Think about the sun.
52:40Hard off is in my sights.
52:42I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
52:46I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
52:48Did you kill anyone, Sander?
52:50Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
52:53Duncan Park, hypnosis.
52:56Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
52:59Do you hate me that much?
53:00Yes.
53:01You're not in your face.
53:02We're not in your face.
53:03We're not in your face.