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01:29What is the point of working at a nude resort if we cannot let it all hang out?
01:34There has to be a visual difference between us and the guests.
01:37Once your shift is done, you can lose the shorts.
01:39Your father let me go naked.
01:42My father let you do a lot of things.
01:46Everything good for tonight's dinner?
01:47Oui.
01:48It has to go exactly right. My father was a perfectionist.
01:51We'll honor his memory.
01:54I can't believe I have to put his picture up so soon after Mom died.
01:58I'm officially an orphan now.
02:00I am so sorry.
02:03Would you like a blowjob?
02:06Jacques, you have to stop asking people that whenever they're sad.
02:11But why?
02:13Actually, that's a good point.
02:15Yeah, you better.
02:16Cause you want this.
02:17I want this.
02:18Everybody in this.
02:19One should have it.
02:20It's the delusions.
02:21It's in your hands.
02:23Show yourself for fear to turn with them.
02:24Yeah, you better.
02:25Check the time.
02:26Aaron.
02:27Get your non-existent ass in the pool.
02:29Some of us have work to do.
02:31Uh, remember boys.
02:32Everyone has to be off the premises by 4pm.
02:34No excuses.
02:36Oops!
02:39Seriously.
02:41God, relax Aaron.
02:44You work way too much.
02:45Here.
02:46Have some of my drink.
02:48Alright, give me the drink.
02:50Yeah.
02:50Woo!
02:52Not interrupting, am I?
02:56What's up dudes?
02:57Who is that?
02:59Alistair.
02:59Aaron's brother.
03:00Mm-hmm.
03:01The prodigal bitch returns.
03:07You came.
03:09Yeah, I got this weird ass invitation in the mail.
03:15I know.
03:16I sent it.
03:18And seven others.
03:20Why so long after dad's death?
03:22Those were the instructions he left me.
03:25Send these invites at this date.
03:27Have everyone assemble for a formal dinner.
03:29And play a video.
03:32Ah.
03:33What's on the video?
03:34Beats me.
03:35It's encrypted.
03:36And it won't decrypt until exactly 7 o'clock.
03:39Oh, so dramatic.
03:40He's a closeted millionaire.
03:42Drama comes with the territory.
03:44I guess it's too much to hope that you'll pitch in and help me and Jock with the dinner tonight?
03:49Yeah.
03:50I'll have the help too.
03:57Woo!
04:03It sucks they have to take away our phones.
04:05I mean, that's gotta be a violation of the Geneva Convention or something.
04:09Is that...
04:10They got sued last year because someone was filming people naked without their consent.
04:15It's a big liability.
04:16Why should we be punished because of some perv?
04:19Rules are fools, baby.
04:20Whatever.
04:23Is that him?
04:24Hitchhiker?
04:26So retro.
04:32Hey guys, uh, my car broke down about a mile back.
04:36Am I giving me a ride?
04:37He could be an axe murderer.
04:38He might die in this heat if we don't help him.
04:40Or he could kill us and use our skin for lamp machines.
04:43Yeah, I can hear you.
04:45Where are you headed?
04:46Uh, the Gymnos Inn.
04:50Sorry, do I know you?
04:53I don't think so.
04:54But we're also headed to the Gymnos, so hop on in.
04:56Oh, thank you.
04:58You guys are awesome.
04:59Seriously.
05:00Not a problem.
05:08Wait, I know you.
05:10You're an actor, right?
05:12I'm a performer.
05:15What do you mean?
05:18Oh shit, wait.
05:19You're Jesse Steele.
05:21I love your videos.
05:22Yeah, I get that a lot.
05:37Ah, your keys, monsieur.
05:39Ah, right.
05:43You look familiar.
05:45Have we met?
05:46I could not say.
06:06Oh.
06:06Oh.
06:07Hey there.
06:08Hi.
06:09Aaron!
06:14My brother's supposed to, uh...
06:17Whatever, uh...
06:19I guess I can sign you in.
06:20You're signing in, right?
06:22Yeah, yeah.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:31I'm sorry.
06:31I've never been to a nude resort before.
06:33No worries.
06:35Oh, you've got an invitation, right?
06:37Oh, right.
06:38Yeah.
06:40Cool.
06:41Well, um...
06:42Since my brother's nowhere to be found, I guess...
06:45I can show you to your room.
06:47Alright.
06:48Yeah, sounds good.
06:50Oh, um...
06:51I do need to take your phone first.
06:54Oh, right.
06:54Yeah.
06:55I read that.
06:57No worries, man.
06:58It's just...
06:59It'll be good to unplug every now and then.
07:20Ah!
07:22Bonjour, Cassidy.
07:25Jacques.
07:26Been a while.
07:28I heard you were working here.
07:30Oui.
07:31I am the valet.
07:32In addition to other positions.
07:35Jacques!
07:36Room 7 just checked out.
07:37Can you turn it over?
07:39But of course.
07:44Hi there.
07:45Checking in?
07:45Yes.
07:46Great.
07:47I'll get you taken care of.
07:48Follow me.
07:52So, I have this invitation as a voucher for a free stay.
07:56Cassidy Ray.
07:57Yes.
07:57Wait.
07:58Why do I know that name?
07:59Hold on.
08:00Don't you skateboard?
08:02Snowboard.
08:03In the Olympics.
08:04Among other venues.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Oh, the invite also said I'm supposed to surrender my phone.
08:09I'll put that in the suit.
08:12So, what's up with these invitations?
08:15They're pretty mysterious.
08:17My dad was a close to the vest kind of guy.
08:19Even I don't really know what's going on.
08:21This is you.
08:24Nico Lembracus was your dad?
08:25Yep.
08:28Wow.
08:29What?
08:30No.
08:31He just didn't seem like the dad type.
08:35Probably because he wasn't.
08:37Here's your keys.
08:38Dinner is at 7.
08:39Drinks are beforehand at 6.45 sharp.
08:41Don't be late.
08:43See you then.
08:51Hi.
08:52Got an invitation?
08:54I see.
08:54And you are?
08:59Oh, seriously?
09:00Oh.
09:03Baron Hemings.
09:05Um, have all this shit taken to my room.
09:09And, uh, bring a margarita out to the pool.
09:13A big one.
09:19Mr. Hemings?
09:21Your phone?
09:23It said on the invitation that...
09:25I know.
09:25I read.
09:27I can read.
09:28I...
09:30Whatever.
09:33Just...
09:34Don't fucking call TMZ and tell them I'm here.
09:37Okay?
09:38Mwah.
10:02I can read.
10:05I can read.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:10Oh, my God.
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