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00:06You
00:14Damn I've always wanted to do that what the hell Marvin sorry baby house guests are like fish they go
00:20bad after three days
00:21I don't normally say this but you gotta get your shit together
00:26Or don't let's get the hell off my couch and wash your ass
00:47Bitch I can't believe you fuck Noah my Noah
00:53No I'm tempted to piss on your grave but I know you'd like that
01:00You do hate it when people steal your drugs
01:06I'll take this as your apology for fucking my man
01:08I'm out andicle
01:34After that
01:35I see you high end
01:36I see you high end
01:44Good morning.
01:46Can you sleep again?
01:47When did Sarah Michelle Gellar rebrand as a chef?
01:50I try not to think about it.
01:53I'm going to go check the mail for your acceptance letter.
01:56Don't.
01:57But it might have come today.
01:59I know, but I'm nervous.
02:01Let's just have our day, all right?
02:04You are meant to be up in the sky serving ginger ale.
02:08All right, well, it does taste better up there, for the record.
02:11Yeah, it does taste better up there.
02:14Come on.
02:15Let's go.
02:20Ooh, no cuts, bitch.
02:22Wow.
02:24I'm a real boy.
02:26All right, turn around.
02:27Pull next.
02:30Really?
02:30No, you sick fuck.
02:33Plus, we're going to need a bigger one of these if we're doing that.
02:38Yes.
02:58Oh.
03:00Is this for sex later?
03:02The recipe does not call for zucchini.
03:04They're for Eric and Taylor.
03:05I'm making them zucchini noodles because they don't fuck with carbs.
03:09Hey, do you think the whole meeting each other's friends thing is a little masochistic?
03:14I'm just saying we might get back problems from carrying the conversation.
03:17I just want to be like a normal couple that hangs out with each other's friends
03:22while eating a pasta dish from the mind of Sarah Michelle Gellar.
03:26Which, speaking of...
03:33Are you kidding?
03:34What can't she do?
03:38Hello?
03:39I'll get it.
03:40Yeah.
03:42Peek-a-boo.
03:43It took forever.
03:45Shut the heck up.
03:46You live here.
03:47Okay, Mr. Adulting.
03:50Hi.
03:51What is this?
03:52Oh, my God.
03:53Oh, me and Court were just saying, is this the first time you've seen us out of uniform?
03:57It is.
03:58You've literally only seen me dressed as a hot dog.
04:01Speaking of, I got you a corn dog because I know it's your fave.
04:05Okay, but seriously, we miss you at the mall.
04:07Oh, did you hear Sandra got fired from the sweet factory?
04:10She threw a jawbreaker at a customer.
04:13Full concussion.
04:15Hi, hi, nice to meet you.
04:18Okay, shut the hell up.
04:19You're dating him?
04:20You're such a babe.
04:21We're hooking up.
04:22I'm sucking you off later.
04:24No, I'm not.
04:25I'm not done.
04:26Sorry.
04:27Um, well, don't act so shocked.
04:30Oh.
04:32I'm not shocked.
04:33I'm just...
04:33Okay, that's what we're doing.
04:36It's exciting.
04:37Cute.
04:38I'm taking over the new roofs.
04:40The helicopter's flying in.
04:41Taking two people at a time.
04:43Take the kayaks!
04:46Hey, boys.
04:47Come here.
04:48Hey, Noah.
04:49Your place looks so sick.
04:51Oh, Eric Taylor, this is Courtney.
04:54Hello.
04:55And George.
04:56And Julian.
04:57Hi, guys.
04:59Where is this super-secret boyfriend you've been hiding?
05:02Oh, it's Julian.
05:05He's my boyfriend.
05:07What?
05:08Boyfriends!
05:09That's amazing!
05:10Oh, my God.
05:11We are delicious doodles, Noah.
05:16I know Sunday's your cheat day.
05:18How do you cheat?
05:19Like on a test?
05:20No, like with food.
05:22Literally, we turn into garbage cans.
05:24We eat pizza.
05:26We eat donuts.
05:27Donuts.
05:27I tell my clients the secret is no food after 7 p.m.
05:31or before noon.
05:32Huh.
05:33Yeah.
05:33Sounds fun.
05:34Yeah, it is.
05:35Noah.
05:36Serious question?
05:37Can I have my birthday party?
05:38Oh, please, please, please.
05:40Oh, I'm...
05:40Yeah, I'm done with hosting.
05:42What?
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43Come on.
05:43You've got to rent this place out.
05:44Seriously.
05:45No, no, no.
05:46We're taking a break from all that.
05:48Oh.
05:49Oh.
05:50Okay.
05:50Forget I said it.
05:54So, where did the two of you meet?
05:58Well, we actually met through my own...
05:59Hairdresser.
06:00Mm-hmm.
06:02You go to Amber?
06:04No.
06:05Or the no, or yes, or...
06:06No, I mean, I do go to Amber.
06:09I just haven't gone to her in a long time.
06:11Your hair's, like, really short.
06:13One second.
06:15I'm...
06:16Oh.
06:16Oh.
06:17Excuse me.
06:22Babe, are you okay?
06:24Yeah, I just wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition tonight.
06:27Julian, you have nothing to be nervous about.
06:30Mommy, mother.
06:32Mommy, mother.
06:33Where are you, mommy?
06:35Jesus fucking Christ.
06:36I don't know.
06:37I don't know where that slut is.
06:40She's dead.
06:41She got hit in the head.
06:43Okay, okay.
06:44Settle down.
06:44We've got neighbors.
06:46That's wonderful.
06:47Yeah, we got neighbors.
06:48Okay.
06:49I was just telling the boys about my Disney Cruise audition.
06:51It was a slam dunk.
06:53It was between me and an ugly girl, and she got it.
06:55Amazing.
06:56I can see you doing Elsa in the middle of the Gulf.
06:58Right?
06:58Me too.
07:00Guys.
07:00Yeah, but hasn't the Gulf suffered enough?
07:06I'm obviously kidding.
07:08Yeah, I'm kidding.
07:10So what do you do, Julian?
07:11Um, I'm a tutor.
07:13Oh.
07:15Yeah, Wendy's not busy being mayor of the mall.
07:17Malls have mayors?
07:19What?
07:20So is that, like, an elected position?
07:23I just mean that he comes to the mall a lot.
07:27Well, before he became too cool for us.
07:31He's a cool guy.
07:32He's a cool guy.
07:34Babe, tell them about your airline thing.
07:36You're a pilot, too?
07:38No, no, no, I'm not a pilot.
07:39He wants to be a flight attendant.
07:40He talks about it all the time.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Well, that and Buffy season six.
07:45Okay, no, no, that's...
07:47Honestly, that's more of, like, a joke.
07:49Oh.
07:51Being a flight attendant is no joke.
07:53My sister works for Westred.
07:55She threw out her bag pushing one of those damn meal cards.
07:57What?
07:58They're like 250 pounds.
08:00They're a lot.
08:01Very bummer.
08:02Babe, can you help me with the flan in the kitchen?
08:04Yeah, one second.
08:05Do you need a helping hand?
08:07I'm fine.
08:08Hey, do you want seconds?
08:09No, thank you.
08:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:12I'm so sorry.
08:13My...
08:16Sorry.
08:20Sorry.
08:31Someone threw a slushie at our house.
08:34Oh.
08:36Dessert anyone?
08:42Bye.
08:44Text me when you get home.
08:48Okay.
08:49I didn't know I invited Liz Taylor to the dinner party.
08:52I'm sorry.
08:53I don't actually know what happened.
08:55I've never seen you that way.
08:58I mean, did you see how surprised Eric and Taylor were that we were dating?
09:02Everyone was, which feels great.
09:05Julian, do you know what attracted me to you?
09:08My fat ass?
09:12It was your passion for the things that make you, you.
09:16You didn't give a shit about what other people thought.
09:19I've never met anyone like that.
09:23Yeah, well, maybe I give more of a shit than you think.
09:27Babe, you are in no one's fucking shadow.
09:33Do you hear me?
09:35Yeah.
09:38I love that fat ass.
09:40Let's go.
09:41Okay.
09:52I caved.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:55That's just a big envelope.
09:57Size does matter in this instance.
09:59Okay.
10:00How about you open it?
10:16Does that just mean I get to the flight for free?
10:18Shut up.
10:23Holy shit.
10:26I'm going to be your flight attendant.
10:28Congratulations, babe.
10:34What's wrong?
10:36I'll only be gone for, like, eight weeks max.
10:38It won't be that long.
10:42The real issue, though, is when I get hired,
10:44because I'll be kind of jet-setting around the world,
10:47or more likely just deadheading to Cleveland,
10:53passing out pretzels on some regional puddle jumper.
10:58What am I doing?
11:00I can't do this.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:01You're so fucking annoying.
11:03If only you could just see how fucking capable and cool
11:05and adorable and lovable you are.
11:11I'm lovable?
11:13Tell me more.
11:15Shut up.
11:19You know I love you.
11:23I love you, too.
11:30I love you.
11:53Okay.
11:54Okay.
11:55Okay.
11:55This is literally all I could find in your room,
11:57so i hope it works bring it to me all right so do you think you can do pot patrol
12:04for a little
12:05bit tonight uh yeah sure are you working no what are you doing nothing i'm i'm just nothing
12:19okay cool changing the subject i hate to ask but what are we going to do about this
12:25it stopped raining this morning so just give it to me there you go we aren't going to do anything
12:32about this i'm going to get an estimate from a contractor tomorrow okay don't boundaries go
12:38both ways i get to be the parent and pay the bills and have a private life and you can
12:45have yours
12:46yeah okay sure sorry mingus i don't know how to do this
12:55no it's fine i mean you have fun in your whatever and uh i'll come back here later tonight and
13:03watch
13:03over these pots like they are my very own children and by that i do mean lie about not having
13:09a date
13:09when i obviously do thanks bye
13:19but it's this is too like cute oh fuck off
13:25rude
13:32oh and then there's a guy about i'm grinder the sex was very
13:35and tell me you're scorpio without telling me you're scorpio do you know what i mean
13:40like psycho but hot are you nervous because you've been talking for like 20 minutes straight
13:47what about stis babe it's not the 90s fuck
13:52have you had sex under the influence of cocaine meth or heroin
13:58no have you had unprotected oral sex
14:05duh sorry no one's gonna suck on a condom
14:09have you had unprotected anal sex
14:13yeah
14:16okay would you like to receive information about prep today
14:21we're gonna draw your blood and do rapid tests results will come back in about 20 minutes
14:35you good
14:36yeah god must be gay because she really looked out for your girl mingus today
14:40oh okay congrats you wanna go grab dinner
14:45can't scorpio texted so i gotta go get railed
14:48bye
14:49are you someone i once knew
14:53do you run the way i would
14:58but do you find the way i wish i could
15:04where are you a stranger
15:08hello stranger
15:11you're where i stood
15:16hello stranger
15:19you're where i stood
15:48somebody there
16:14time takes a cigarette
16:18puts it in your mouth
16:21you pull on your finger
16:24then another finger
16:26then cigarette
16:29the water wall is calling
16:31something
16:32it lingers
16:34then you forget
16:36oh oh oh oh oh
16:38you're a rock and roll suicide
16:44you're too old
16:45too young to choose it
16:48too young to choose it
16:52and the clock waits so patiently on your song
16:58you walk past the cafe
17:01but you don't eat when you've lived too long
17:05oh no no no no
17:09you're a rock and roll suicide
17:14you break the snarling
17:16as you stumble across the road
17:21but the day breaks instead
17:24so you hurry home
17:27don't let the sun blast your shadow
17:31don't let the milk flow
17:33ride your mind
17:35they're so natural
17:36religiously unkind
17:39oh no love
17:42you're not alone
17:44you're watching yourself but you're too unfair
17:48you've got your head all trampled up
17:51when you're walking on me like you care
17:55oh no love
17:57you're not alone
17:58no matter what or who you blame
18:02no matter when or where you train
18:05all the nights in a lesser range of rain
18:09I'll pass my share
18:10I'll help you with the pain
18:13you're not alone
18:18you're not alone
18:20you're not alone
18:24you're not alone
18:25you're not alone
18:26you're not alone
18:26you're not alone
18:26I'm not stalking you
18:28I swear
18:33I'm buying Babylon
18:35you obviously need to sage the bitch
18:38but
18:39think it's time to breathe some new life back into it
18:43don't you think?
18:49that was good what you was doing up there
18:52felt like I was watching an exorcism or something
18:57what?
18:58you think I'm still mad about you running away from my drag school?
19:01you need to get over yourself bitch
19:09no it's um
19:13it's not about that
19:16I...
19:21I...
19:21have HIV
19:29I fucking have HIV
19:40no
19:41maybe it's gonna be okay
19:43maybe it's gonna be okay
19:43you don't have HIV too, right?
19:49no
19:50why did I die?
19:52I mean like I know I'm not
19:55and like I feel guilty for even being upset about this
19:58cause I know that it's like not a death sentence anymore
20:02but I mean like
20:04you...
20:05you...
20:06you still want this, right?
20:08like I mean
20:08if you can avoid it
20:09you should
20:13I just...
20:14I really...
20:15I don't know
20:15I...
20:16I don't know how to feel
20:17but can you just tell me how to feel about this pussy?
20:20you...
20:21you...
20:21you...
20:21you...
20:22you...
20:22you...
20:22you...
20:22you...
20:22you...
20:23you...
20:24you...
20:28you...
20:34are guys still gonna wanna fuck me?
20:37I mean...
20:38I hate it
20:40these are the first questions I have
20:41I'm sorry
20:42yes you will be fucking
20:44skinny white boys will always be out here fucking
20:53but you'll fall in love too
20:57I did
20:59I'm sorry
21:02did you pass away?
21:04no bitch
21:05he at home trying to fix our...
21:07god damn internet
21:08it's Bobby
21:10the puppet guy
21:12you met him at drag school
21:13no
21:16been together for 20 years now
21:20I want you to perform at the tear down party for Babylon
21:23stop
21:23no I'm serious
21:25your first performance got interrupted by...
21:30this
21:33you need a redo
21:35and if it's anything like you were doing tonight
21:40damn
21:41I can't believe it took your ass getting diagnosed with HIV to finally fucking learn how to perform
21:46oh god that is...
21:49so fucking dark
21:51it is darker when you don't know how to laugh about it
21:54trust
22:01alright
22:02I'm in
22:03yes
22:06oh my mom's gonna be stoked
22:08mmm
22:12fuck
22:15my mom
22:18how the fuck am I gonna tell her?
22:22mine's freaked
22:26threw me out as soon as she found out
22:29cause she was afraid she'd catch it
22:33total monster
22:38my mom's not the monster
22:39my mom's not the monster
22:43I am
23:06what's good
23:07what's good they need?
23:09so
23:09where is our bartender?
23:14y'all drunk white women really know how to take up space
23:17ugh
23:18I know
23:20honey
23:21I'm so glad that you reached out tonight
23:23We need to find a way to get Ruthie and Brody back together.
23:29Ruthie's really been going through her since their fight.
23:32And she wasn't okay before the fight either, I mean.
23:37Oh, Jesus, just get some balls and say what you're gonna say.
23:43Oh, shit.
23:44Is referring to your balls offensive?
23:48All right, here's the deal.
23:50I'm tired of words about Ruthie.
23:52How is she doing? Is she okay?
23:55Does she like being a mom yet?
23:56Ain't no one checks in with me?
23:58And I'm the one holding this shit down.
24:00These past few months have been hell.
24:04Why am I attracted to these needy white women?
24:09Oh, fuck. Why'd I just tell you that?
24:13Because we're friends.
24:15No, didn't we have lunch with Ann Coulter once?
24:18As a joke.
24:19We're friends share.
24:21And you know why?
24:23Because I get you.
24:24I know what it feels like to raise kids on your own.
24:28Uh, excuse, you had like five nannies.
24:31And you have no clue what it's like to raise kids in this body.
24:37Like, you don't get me, Brenda.
24:39When I was younger, I used to put weights on my chest
24:41because I for real thought they would go down.
24:43And now I'm using them to fucking feed babies.
24:46She's, she's a constant.
24:49Feeling like a stranger in this body.
24:53So I'm in the stranger's life.
24:55And I have this girlfriend who's lies to me.
24:57And ever since,
25:02I constantly have this pit in my stomach because she could walk out the door and never come back.
25:11I don't want to raise these kids alone.
25:15You get that, Brenda?
25:18No.
25:22I mean, I know what it feels like not to get emotional support.
25:35I bet no one checks in with you either.
25:37Oh, I'm fine how that bullshit is.
25:39No, I'm always fine.
25:42Even though my children want nothing to do with me.
25:47I think I'm radioactive or something.
25:50Well, I can say as your friend with authority, that's not true.
25:56I'm here, owner.
26:04Bottoms up.
26:06Can I say bottom?
26:09I have so much to learn.
26:11You really do.
26:15All right, Flo.
26:17It's time for bed.
26:20So mommy can have a drink.
26:25And watch the L word Generation Q.
26:28Which is actually better than I thought.
26:38I dare you to do something interesting before I leave.
26:45Maybe next time.
26:47Good night.
26:53We're gonna take a quick break after this song, but we've got a few more slots for the open mic
26:58if you're feeling brave.
27:00Hey, what were we talking about?
27:04Um, I come from swamp trash.
27:06Right.
27:07I love you so much more now that I know you grew up poor.
27:10Well, I hated it.
27:13Luckily I met Winston, and I married him six months later at 19.
27:17No offense, but was that strictly a money thing?
27:20No, no.
27:21I had the self-esteem of a reduced fat cottage cheese.
27:26I thought marrying him, that would fix that.
27:30That was gonna give me all this freedom.
27:33Don't do the poor little rich girl thing, Brenda.
27:35You better than that.
27:37I know I'm problematic and privileged.
27:41But this isn't Twitter, all right?
27:43This is me.
27:44A person in a bar.
27:45And I am just telling you how it was, okay?
27:48Fine.
27:49Yeah.
27:49What?
27:50Southern Nancy Meyers?
27:52Well, I wish...
27:54I wish I had all these secret hopes and dreams, but the truth is...
27:59The truth is that I met Winston too young to have him, and now he became my world.
28:07I'd divorce him.
28:09I would.
28:11But for what?
28:13It's not like I have anything waiting for me on the other side to make it all worth it.
28:17You have fluent yet?
28:20Until their brains further develop and they decide they don't want to have anything to do with me either.
28:26My life is over, Cher.
28:28And the cruel joke is, is that I have to just keep living it anyway.
28:33Your life is not over.
28:36You're a sparkly person, Brenda.
28:39I mean, obviously hot.
28:44You think I'm hot, huh?
28:47You know, I have two working eyes.
28:50So, yeah.
28:51I do.
28:53You got this, baby.
28:57Divorce his ass.
28:59A wrist.
29:09Excuse me.
29:11Excuse me.
29:12No one hope in your singing forever and world.
29:19Excuse me.
29:19Excuse me.
29:20No one hope in your singing forever and world.
29:21Excuse me.
29:22Excuse me.
29:22Excuse me.
29:28Please.
29:30you hear that you're one hot bitch
29:43ladies and gentlemen we have a first timer here tonight please welcome to the stage singing
29:50maybe this time for cabaret jesus christ i can't wait for someone to fuck this up
29:55miss brenda
30:22maybe this time
30:27i'll be lucky
30:31maybe this time they'll stay
30:37maybe this time
30:40for the first time
30:44oh it's okay love won't hurry away
30:49it's so cute
30:56did you just
30:58i'll be home at last
31:08not a loser
31:10anymore
31:12like the last time
31:17and the time before
31:25because everybody loves a winner
31:30so nobody loves me
31:37lady peaceful
31:40lady happy
31:42that's what i long to be
31:48well all the odds are
31:51they're in my favor
31:54they're in my favor
31:54something's bound to begin
32:00it's gonna happen
32:03it's gonna happen
32:05happen sometime
32:06maybe this time
32:10maybe this time
32:13i'm
32:17i'll win
32:19i'm
32:21i'm
32:22i'm
32:23i'm
32:23i'm
32:24i'm
32:36i'm
32:47i'm
32:53i'll take this as your apology for fucking my van
32:55i'm
32:56i'm
33:10i'm
33:14i'm
33:16i'm
33:17i'm
33:33i'm
33:34i'm
33:34i'm
33:44i'm
33:46i'm
33:46you've been in there for like 30 minutes
33:48either buy something or get out
33:51either buy something or get out
33:57uh
33:58i'll take a
34:04what
34:05a hawaiian punch slushy
34:07exactly
34:08a hawaiian slunch pushing
34:17do you ever think about how i might still be alive if you never came home
34:23food for thought
34:35oŚ
34:36u
34:37u
34:39u
34:39u
34:40u
34:40u
34:40u
34:42u
34:52u
34:53u
34:53Oh, you have a secret.
34:59Okay, boo.
35:00Let's leave the nice man alone.
35:02Have a great day.
35:20Oh, oh!
35:23Oh, oh, oh!
35:25Oh, yeah.
35:37I don't know.
36:12Hello?
36:45Hello?
37:06You're not alone!
37:37What the fuck?
37:43Are you done?
37:45Ruthie.
37:47What's going on?
37:49I want your cum.
37:51What?
37:56Right.
38:02Thanks, Brody.
38:04Seriously.
38:06Are we gonna be friends after this?
38:09Is that what you really want?
38:21Brody, come back!
38:33Fuck!
38:44Yes, bitch!
38:47It's like watching a pimple popping video.
38:49So gross.
38:51Okay, I sort of love it.
38:53Keep going.
39:00Come on.
39:01Come on.
39:03No!
39:06No!
39:09No!
39:10No!
39:11No!
39:12No!
39:16No!
39:19No!
39:22No!
39:23No!
39:24No!
39:40No!
39:43No!
39:44No!
39:46No!
39:48No!
39:49No!
39:56No!
40:01No!
40:01No!
40:01No!
40:02No!
40:14Does he have sausages stuck to his fingers?
40:18No, seriously.
40:19Someone explain this to me.
40:20i'll give it a rest he's still learning two hundred dollars a lesson i could have invested
40:24in cryptocurrency i like it sounds original you're right julian you're a genius
40:32in front of brody shameless that's my boy
40:48this one's going on the bridge do you want to take one of me too oh honey i would but
40:53there
40:53isn't enough room it's a very small fridge
41:12okay y'all be like 10 percent less psycho right now i'm on shrooms well if you didn't want the
41:17truth
41:17maybe you shouldn't have come back that's a dead body that's a dead body did i do this
41:28i want to stop now we're gonna get so shroomy boomy we're gonna get some shroomy
41:34whoo me please okay calm down stop doing this to me
41:43you can't kill me if you already killed me catch 22 or double jeopardy
41:48which one has ashley judge shut up shut up i didn't kill you that's crazy
41:55castle killed you it wasn't my fault oh you don't believe that
42:28yes
42:56oh
43:01Uh, is he all right?
43:08He's fine.
43:33I'm gone for just a little bit, and you've become a drug dealer?
43:38Um, no, this is, uh, I'm sending in my deposit for a flat attendant school.
43:44I got in.
43:46Juliet, what?
43:50Congratulations.
43:52Thanks.
44:03Do you flight attendants gotta do dishes?
44:05I don't know.
44:06I'm kind of hopeless in that department.
44:08Let me help.
44:17So I did shrimps today.
44:21Okay.
44:27And, uh, there's something I want to talk to you about, but it's kind of hard.
44:32Just know that I'm coming from a place of love and wanting to communicate.
44:37Are you sure you're not still on shrimps?
44:39Honestly, no.
44:43You know, but I was thinking about when we were kids, you know, and how Brenda would
44:48always give you special attention.
44:51No, she didn't.
44:53I mean, maybe there was, like, a little extra because of my CP, but, you know, I had all those
44:59surgeries and a PT and...
45:01Right.
45:01That makes sense.
45:05But you have to admit that there was a baseline difference in the way they would treat me versus
45:09how they treated you.
45:13I don't know.
45:16I guess I don't really remember.
45:19I can't do this right now.
45:25Fuck.
45:33Look, I'm just trying to tell you how I felt as a kid being your brother.
45:37Which was?
45:38You were the star.
45:40No, Brody.
45:41That was you.
45:42Julian, everyone handled you with kid gloves.
45:46And even though I was younger, I had to help you with everything.
45:49Do you think I like having people hover over me all the time?
45:52I think part of you does, because it lets you be the center of attention.
45:56That is not true.
45:59You know what?
46:01Even if it was, could you blame me?
46:04The second I walk out that door, I'm fucking invisible.
46:08Meanwhile, you walk around with a spotlight on you at all times that just says,
46:11Ooh, please come have sex with me.
46:18Can you just...
46:19I need to go to bed.
46:22Julian, I had to become Mr. Charming because I thought it was the only way someone would
46:27love me.
46:28I'm sorry, but being the only adopted one and being black in a white family, it's fucked.
46:34You're right.
46:36I don't know what that feels like, and I'm sorry.
46:40But how do you think I feel as a disabled person and when mom and dad adopted a kid right
46:46after me, it's like, was I not good enough?
46:50Why do we need someone else?
46:53Brody, I cannot co-sign this epiphany you had while high that I'm just like the root of
46:58all your trauma.
46:59That is not what I'm saying.
47:00You're being so defensive right now.
47:02I am not being defensive.
47:04You're being a dick.
47:05I'm being a dick?
47:08You know what?
47:09I wasn't even going to say it, but it wasn't enough that you sucked all the love from our
47:15family.
47:15But you had to go and do it with Noah too, huh?
47:18What bothers you more, Brody?
47:19That Noah fell for someone else or that he fell for someone like me?
47:23We were fucking in front of your face the entire time and didn't even notice because
47:27you couldn't even imagine Noah being into me.
47:29I mean, no one can, apparently.
47:30I didn't notice because I never thought my own brother would fuck me over like this.
47:36That is bullshit.
47:37You don't see me at all, do you?
47:39You literally hired someone to have sex with me without my consent.
47:42It's like, how do you think that was supposed to make me feel?
47:44I was trying to help you.
47:48Look, everyone's always trying to help you, Julian.
47:52By the way, have you got Noah to say for you yet?
47:56You still having Brenda do that for you?
48:00Please leave.
48:08Wow.
48:11First you stole my boyfriend, then you stole my clothes.
48:14What's next?
48:15Do you want my passport, Mr. Ripley?
48:17Oh, fuck off.
48:18Everyone just feels sorry for you.
48:21That's why they still treat you like a little kid.
48:24When we were younger, I couldn't even play fight with you because you were too fragile.
48:29Well, I think I can handle myself now.
48:31I mean, I did fuck your boyfriend who's in love with me.
48:38What's wrong, Brody?
48:40Do you want to fight me?
48:43Now I know why you ignored me so much growing up.
48:46The mystery is finally solved.
48:48You were just so mad that you couldn't beat me up.
48:52Come on, Brody.
48:53Nothing's holding you back now.
48:57Hey!
48:59What the fuck?
49:00Brody, what did you do?
49:02What did I do?
49:04He started it.
49:05What are you, five?
49:06I think you need to leave.
49:08Now!
49:12No, I got it.
49:14I got it.
49:14But I got it.
49:16I got it.
49:22I got it.
49:25I got it.
49:28I got it.
49:30Now the time is 9.63.
49:33We have cool weather prevailing.
49:35The first cold front cools it down for Monday, which has been chilly and mostly cloudy.
49:42Tonight looks cold with frost possible north of the lake.
49:46Tuesday brings continued cool weather.
50:05Oh, no.
50:27Baby, you okay?
50:29What happened?
50:31What, the baby's all right?
50:33Yeah, they're fine.
50:36Oh, fuck. This is so annoying. I can't stop.
50:38Frickin' God.
50:39Udi, tell me what's going on.
50:45What's going on is that I am a shitty parent.
50:48Come on, babe. You fine.
50:50You learning?
50:56You know, I really thought something was wrong with me.
51:00Like, postpartum, except I didn't even carry them.
51:05And tonight, Flo said their first word.
51:10What?
51:13Really?
51:15What was it?
51:20Mama?
51:22Oh, well, Flo called me Mama, and it was like...
51:29Fuck.
51:37I thought I never wanted to be a parent.
51:46But now I think I just never wanted to be a dad.
51:52Fuck, I'm really making up for lost time tonight.
51:58Cher, I promise you from here on out
52:04that I am going to show up for our family.
52:09Okay?
52:12I am going to be the best goddamn mom to our kids.
52:47Oh, my God.
52:56Oh, my God.
53:07Oh, my God.
53:09Oh, my God.
54:13What were you playing? It was gorgeous.
54:20I should never come back here.
54:26Everything I touch...
54:30turns to shit.
54:40It's okay.
54:44It's okay.
54:49It's okay.
54:50It's okay.
54:52It's okay.
55:00It's okay.
55:04It's okay.
55:11It's okay.
55:44It's okay.
55:48It's okay.
55:48It's okay.
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