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01:00Emmerdale, Hollyoaks, EastEnders, Coronation Street.
01:06Emmerdale.
01:07D, Coronation Street.
01:09Coronation Street is the right answer.
01:11Well done.
01:11Bum.
01:13Yeah, no, he's going to need all the help you can get.
01:29This way, please.
01:33So, this is just a little practice before we send you off to the canteen for a bite to eat,
01:38OK?
01:39Oh, and to warn, we're starting with a rollover contestant from yesterday, so you won't be called upon until probably
01:46quite a way into the show, just to, like, manage your expectations and everything.
01:51Right, just a rehearsal.
01:56Fingers on buttons.
01:58Put these Disney films in order of their release.
02:02A, Little Mermaid.
02:05B, Snow White.
02:07C, Aladdin.
02:08D, Dumbo.
02:13OK, pretty straightforward.
02:16B, D, A, C.
02:19Let's look who was fastest.
02:22Janet on 6.52 seconds.
02:25Well done.
02:26And Charles.
02:27Yeah.
02:28I'm afraid you were last.
02:30Oh, well, it's just nice to be here.
02:32Yeah, only rehearsal.
02:33OK, over to you, Rebecca.
02:35Fantastic.
02:36OK, folks, if you'd like to follow me, please.
02:43He's the husband of the sister of the brother who were all here, so...
02:47Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:48But seriously, honestly, I wouldn't worry.
02:50He's like, Tim, nice but dim, army type.
02:52I doubt we'll even get in the chair.
02:54It's terrible in rehearsal, and so, yeah.
02:57Oh, and his wife did request an extra ticket, though.
02:59Audience is full, but I could put them in the overspill.
03:01Sorry.
03:02No, no.
03:08Don't be so on edge.
03:10I'm going to be the one in the chair, hopefully.
03:13Oh, she's one more on edge, then I'd know you knew how nerve-wracking it is out there.
03:20Well, at least we're going to spend more time together.
03:33Right?
03:34Of course, no.
03:41Right, place these words of an Agatha Christie novel in the right order.
03:47Nile on death, the...
03:53And it was, of course, death on the Nile.
03:57And who gets to sit in the chair next?
03:59It's Charles Ingram!
04:09Well done, Charles.
04:10You ready to play for a million pounds?
04:11Well, it's the Pope of Catholics.
04:13And hold there.
04:14What did I...
04:15Oh, don't worry.
04:16No, no, no, no.
04:16It's a lot less continuous magic than it is on the telly.
04:18Lots of stops and starts.
04:20We've got a Mikey guest up now, and put them in their seat.
04:22The audience, who have you brought?
04:23My wife.
04:24You've met her, actually.
04:25She played before.
04:26Oh, really?
04:28Oh, yes.
04:30Hello.
04:32Again?
04:33OK, folks, here we go.
04:35And...
04:38OK, let's play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!
04:50So, we've seen quite a lot of the Majors family on this show, Charles.
04:54First off was his wife, Diana.
04:55Uh, who won 32 grand.
04:57Uh, then brother-in-law Adrian, who won 32 grand as well.
05:01So, it's a matter of family honour, Charles.
05:03No pressure, though.
05:04No, no, no, no pressure.
05:06What, are you trying to win a million between?
05:08First question of 15.
05:12What name is given to a person who is against increasing the powers of the European Union?
05:19Euro-sceptic, Euro-star, Euro-trash, Euro-vision?
05:25It's, um, it's, uh, you're a sceptic, Chris.
05:28That's correct.
05:31So, for £2,000, Coronation Street.
05:35I bet you know this one.
05:37Oh, no, I've never watched it.
05:38Charles, it's been on for 40 years.
05:40I know, I know, I just...
05:41In Coronation Street, who is Audrey's daughter?
05:47Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally?
05:54Um, no, it's nothing.
05:56It's nothing, um...
06:00I'm not getting anything.
06:09Uh...
06:10No.
06:13It's...
06:26Oh, sorry, sir.
06:28You can't be out here on the phone, I'm afraid.
06:30Yeah, no, sorry, um, I know, I know, I just need to, um...
06:32Sir, if you don't mind.
06:34Yeah, no, of course.
06:35Sorry, I was just trying to get in touch.
06:37No.
06:39OK, no, I...
06:41Yeah, I have to ask the audience.
06:43How's it, Chris?
06:44OK, audience.
06:45She's right.
06:45He's an idiot.
06:46Fingers on keypads.
06:49Which still begs the question how he got in the goddamn chair.
06:53But hey-ho, and all the fun of the fair.
06:59And 89% say Gail.
07:02Well, gosh, yeah, OK.
07:04Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail.
07:08Uh, where is the River Foyle?
07:12Um...
07:15Um...
07:16I think I'm going to have to, um...
07:18Oh, dear.
07:19Yeah, I'm going to have to phone a friend.
07:21It's all right.
07:21That's what the lifelines are there for.
07:23Uh, OK.
07:24Who are we going to call, Major?
07:26Uh, Gerald.
07:28OK, let's call Gerald, please.
07:30Where's Gerald?
07:31Uh, South Wales.
07:33PHONE RINGS
07:47Mr Pollock, I mean it now.
07:48We'll have to confiscate your phone.
07:49All right.
07:50OK, OK.
07:51Yeah, sorry.
07:55You sway, sir.
07:57Keep an eye on him.
07:58Is the right answer, and that takes you to £4,000.
08:04Oh, no!
08:06Oh, no, Charles.
08:08We're going to have to drag you back tomorrow,
08:09along with ten new fastest-figure-first contestants.
08:13And they are...
08:27Sorry, darling.
08:28Bloody Coronation Street.
08:30That's OK.
08:30We just need to strategise for tomorrow.
08:35We need to regroup.
08:36Well, I can't be back tomorrow.
08:37I mean, I shouldn't really be here today, so...
08:39Knock, knock.
08:40Sorry to interrupt.
08:42Just giving you your hotel details.
08:43Oh, no, I'm really sorry,
08:45but I actually think we have to get back home tonight.
08:48Back home?
08:49Yeah, I've got work in the morning.
08:50But you're our rollover contestant.
08:52You're back in the chair tomorrow.
08:53I know, I know, but we didn't necessarily think
08:55that we would roll over, did we?
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:58Can't you call in sick?
08:59It's the British Army.
09:00No, you can't call in sick.
09:01I know, but, like...
09:02There's no war on, is there?
09:06I mean, I'm joking, but I'm not really.
09:08We have to have you back.
09:09We will be back, I promise, I promise.
09:11But work takes precedence.
09:12I'm so sorry.
09:14Charles, a car, five minutes.
09:15Yeah.
09:37Hello, Tekwin speaking.
09:39Oh, yes, Tekwin.
09:40Hi, it's Diane Ingram here.
09:43Adrian's sister.
09:44Oh, hello, yes, Diana, yes.
09:46Oh, my God, for tutors' timing, you'll never guess what.
09:48Oh, I think I can, actually.
09:50You're going to be on the show tomorrow, I've just heard.
09:52Um, weirdly, I'm here at the studio.
09:56Charles, my husband, he's here.
09:57He's going to be in the chair tomorrow
09:59for when you're in the fastest finger seats.
10:00Oh, my.
10:01What a coincidence.
10:02I know, I know.
10:04So, um, I just thought I'd call for a quick chat.
10:14All right.
10:37We're welcoming back Charles, Major, Charles Ingram into the chair.
10:42Morning, Major, morning 40.
10:45Uh, so, do you have a strategy then, Major?
10:48Well, um, well, yeah, I do.
10:49I do have a strategy, actually.
10:51I, um, I was a bit, uh, defensive on the last show.
10:54Uh, you know, talking myself out of answers
10:55that I, frankly, I should have known and do know.
10:57And, um, so, yeah, so, I'm, I'm, yeah,
11:00I'm sort of going on the counterattack.
11:02We're going on the counterattack.
11:05Yeah, and basically, I'm, I'm just going to try
11:07and show a bit more self-commitment.
11:08Well, uh, let's put this strategy to the test.
11:10Right.
11:12Major, Charles Ingram, are you ready to play?
11:19This, for £8,000, who was the second husband
11:24of Jacqueline Kennedy, Adnan Khashoggi, Ronald Reagan,
11:31Aristotle Onassis, Rupert Murdoch?
11:36All right, we're not expecting this guy to be in.
11:38Long, we need two lifelines down,
11:39so make sure we're prepped for the next.
11:42Roger, roger.
11:44I would have thought, I would have thought
11:46it would be Aristotle Onassis.
11:54Yeah, one of my, uh, one of my sub-strategies is...
11:58Oh, my, the sub-strategies?
11:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, a sub-sub-strategies,
12:01but one of my, one of my sub-strategies
12:03is to take my time and, um, list all the, all the, uh, options.
12:08So.
12:12Adnan Khashoggi.
12:13Ronald Reagan.
12:16Rupert Murdoch.
12:21Aristotle Onassis.
12:33Yeah, yeah, I think, I, I'm pretty sure
12:36it's, um, Aristotle Onassis.
12:39Final answer.
12:40Final answer, yeah.
12:43He didn't have to play.
12:47Well, this new self-committed Charles is a wild and crazy man.
12:51That's the correct answer.
13:01Okay, so you've got £16,000.
13:03Now for the all-important £32,000.
13:06Who had a hit UK album with Born To Do It, released in 2000.
13:15Coldplay.
13:17Top loader.
13:18A1.
13:20Craig David.
13:25Coldplay.
13:27Top loader.
13:28A1.
13:30Craig David.
13:40Okay, well, um, what?
13:45Yeah.
13:48That major from last night is nearly up to £32,000, amazingly.
13:52I think he could say one.
13:53He's like a new man today.
13:55But it could be top loader, which is, which is also something to do with a barrel on a rifle.
13:59So, um, I've never heard of Craig David.
14:08Um, I, I, I'm afraid I'm going to have to, I think I'm going to have to use my final
14:12lifeline 50-50.
14:14Uh, computer, take away two wrong answers.
14:16Leave Charles with the right answer and one remaining wrong answer.
14:21That's not any easier.
14:23Um, uh.
14:31Do you know what?
14:31I think I'm going to go for it.
14:32I think I'm going to go for A1.
14:35Final answer?
14:36No.
14:42No.
14:43Um.
14:48Craig David.
14:56Craig David.
15:10You know, when, when, when I'm at home, um, and I'm practising, you know, I guess, I guess, I guess
15:16wrong 80% of the time.
15:20So, I think I'm going to go with Craig David.
15:24Charles, uh, you'd never heard of him a moment ago.
15:26No, Craig David.
15:27We're going to, we're going to, final answer.
15:30Yeah, final answer.
15:34Well, uh, what a show this is turning into.
15:38Major Charles Ingram, uh, was on £16,000.
15:41He didn't have to play this question.
15:42He said in his own words that he'd never heard of Craig David.
15:46He went with A1.
15:47Uh, and then, because, well, I'd rather lost the plot with his thinking, but, uh, but he changed his mind,
15:55knowing that he would lose £15,000 if he gave the wrong answer.
16:00He went with Craig David, who he'd never heard of.
16:06And that's the right answer!
16:10Unbelievable!
16:11I don't know how you did that.
16:12I really don't.
16:15Incredible!
16:25Yes.
16:25Paul, it's David.
16:27It's happening.
16:28I think this thing is happening.
16:30The road over contestant from last night, I think he's cheating.
16:34He, uh, what, what, in getting on the show?
16:37No.
16:37Cheating on the show, cheating at the actual, the actual game.
16:40It's the great guy.
16:41Larry, you can't cheat the show.
16:45Either you know the answer or you don't.
16:47Look, listen, something isn't right.
16:49He's, normal people don't play like this.
16:55All right, I'm, I'm coming down.
17:00Yeah, I mean, it's a damn payment on a house, isn't it, sir?
17:09So, yeah, yeah, Hulbein, Hulbein.
17:12Final answer.
17:13Final answer.
17:16Okay, uh, first of all, you thought it was Rembrandt.
17:21You said you'd seen the painting.
17:24You then thought it was Hulbein.
17:32You just won 135,000 pounds!
17:39Incredible!
17:41Incredible!
17:42You just get it back up.
17:44Okay, something's weird.
17:46How is he doing this?
17:47Yeah, I have no idea.
17:48I mean, you were struggling more at 200 pounds than you are now.
17:52I don't know.
17:53Unbelievable!
17:57Well, Charles, here it is.
17:59A cheque for a quarter of a, it sounds strange, isn't it?
18:02A quarter of a million pounds.
18:05Gosh, you're shaking.
18:06I know, I know.
18:07I know, frankly, you didn't think you'd be able to equal your wife.
18:09And, frankly, Charles, nor did I.
18:12Well, this is real money.
18:16250,000 pounds.
18:19But we don't want to give you that!
18:22This question.
18:24For half a million pounds.
18:31Baron Haussmann is best known for the planning of which city?
18:37Rome.
18:39Paris.
18:41Berlin.
18:43Athens.
18:48I think it's Berlin.
18:58Yeah, Berlin, I mean, Haussmann, you know, seems like a German name rather than an Italian name or a Parisian
19:06name or an Athens name.
19:08Oh.
19:12Rome.
19:15Paris.
19:23Do you know, I'm going to rethink it because I don't, I don't think it's Athens.
19:28And I'm pretty sure it's not Rome.
19:31And I would have thought, I would have thought it was, um, Berlin, but there's a chance it could be
19:37Paris.
19:46It says lose 218,000 pounds.
19:56Yeah, I think it's Paris.
19:57Yeah, I think it's Paris, I'm going to play.
20:00Hang on, now, wait, where are we?
20:05Paris.
20:06Paris.
20:07Paris, final answer.
20:09Final answer.
20:14Thought it was Berlin, Berlin, Berlin, Berlin, Berlin.
20:39It's raining.
20:41It's raining.
20:47Oh, hallelujah.
20:49It's raining.
20:50It's raining there.
20:52It's raining there.
20:55Oh, hallelujah.
20:56It's raining there.
20:58Oh, hallelujah.
21:25Well, uh, it's not often I get to say this, but for one million pounds.
21:32The number one, followed by 100 zeros, is known by what name?
21:43Google. Megatron. Gigabit. Nanomole.
21:58Let's see.
22:00Uh, giga? Nanomole.
22:06Come on, don't start.
22:23Right, okay. God, I don't, I don't, uh...
22:31Well, what, just, what?
22:36I'm not sure, however.
22:38What?
22:40Charles, you haven't been sure since question two.
22:48God, I, I think, I think it's a Megatron.
22:57But I have to say, I, and I've never heard, I haven't, I, no, I've never heard of a Google.
23:07Do you know the answer?
23:09Yes, it's Google.
23:14Google.
23:14That's what I thought.
23:19Google.
23:22Google.
23:27Yeah, I mean, but, you know, by the process of elimination, I actually think it is a Google, but I
23:31just don't know what a Google is.
23:37It's not a gigabit of Nanomole or Megatron, there's only four of them, so it must be Google.
23:41Mustn't it? I mean...
23:48I mean, I don't mind taking the odd risks now and again.
23:54My strategy has, has worked so far.
24:04Chris, I'm gonna play.
24:06You know, you don't, you don't have to play this, Charles.
24:09No one would blame me if you walked away right now with half a million pounds.
24:20Google.
24:21No.
24:22Final answer?
24:24Final answer.
24:26Catch me when I fall on the floor.
24:33Don't go to break.
24:35Please don't go to, please don't go for a break.
24:38We're taking a break.
24:39Oh, God!
24:40Oh, God!
24:42Don't go anywhere.
24:44I know you won't.
24:45On what is an epic night in British television.
24:56Oh, my God.
25:01We should stop it now.
25:03Just, just stop it.
25:04We can't stop it.
25:05We have no proof.
25:07We should...
25:08I don't know.
25:08We should...
25:09We have to carry on.
25:11You all right?
25:13Uh, yeah.
25:13I just, um...
25:15I mean, no.
25:15Not really.
25:16No.
25:18So you can see, can you, if I've got the answer right on your screen?
25:21I can.
25:24Sure, it'll just be a few seconds.
25:45Okay, studio, and...
25:53Welcome back.
25:54Wow.
25:55Uh, we are here with Charles Ingram, uh, who, after first thinking it was Megatron, uh, then played Google as
26:04his final answer, even though he'd never heard of it.
26:07No.
26:09No.
26:15Charles.
26:19You've just won.
26:21One million pounds!
26:26One million!
26:28You are the most amazing player we have ever, ever had!
26:35Darling, come on down my darling, come on!
26:38One million!
26:41One million down!
26:44I can't believe this!
26:51The best player we have ever had!
26:56What a man!
26:56Quite an amazing man!
26:59I have no idea how you did it!
27:03I don't know.
27:04Unbelievable!
27:05Unbelievable!
27:07Unbelievable!
27:08Diana, my darling, come in!
27:10Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Ingram!
27:35Oh, my God.
27:37Oh, my God!
27:38Oh, my God!
27:49Oh, my God!
27:50Oh, my God!
27:51Oh, my God!
27:52Oh, my God!
27:53Oh, my God!
27:54Oh, my God!
27:55What... What do Melissa do?
27:56Just wait.
27:57I don't know.
27:59I don't know, just...
28:01Play VT.
28:04Google.
28:07Google.
28:09There. Right there.
28:10A cough.
28:12So what? There's always cough.
28:14I think... I don't definitely know,
28:17but I think there's, like, a pattern.
28:18A what? Coughing?
28:19Look, there's got to be something, Paul.
28:21Watch last night's tape. He's useless.
28:23And then what? He comes back and that's a genius.
28:25Replay VT.
28:28Google.
28:30Turn it up.
28:31Google.
28:33Then he changes his answer.
28:34By process of elimination, I actually think it is a Google,
28:37but I just don't know what a Google is.
28:38Huh.
28:46Hi, Paul!
28:47Hi, Brett.
28:49We've had another millionaire.
28:52Okay, great!
28:53Except...
28:55I think that we think something's not right.
28:58We think the guy may have cheated.
29:04Hello?
29:05What the shitting hell.
29:07What the shitting hell?
29:35Are they one of that group you talked about getting on the show?
29:37We don't, though. We just know he's a problem.
29:39You're okay?
29:41No, I'm not okay. Of course I'm not okay.
29:44Sorry, sorry. It's murder on me.
29:46This is Lionel from Legal.
29:47Coffee. How do you take it?
29:48Oh, just massive.
29:50Look, um...
29:52Before anything else, the most urgent thing is
29:55whether to air tomorrow's episode
29:56because if we don't, then 10 million people
29:58are gonna need something else to watch.
30:00I have a tape on it's where you can see for yourself.
30:02But what about the police?
30:03The police?
30:03Yeah.
30:04Is...is this a police...?
30:06Well, it's not...not.
30:07It's theft. It's a million pounds.
30:09If this was a bank vault or a diamond store
30:12in Hatton Gardens, there'd be helicopters by now.
30:14Roadblocks.
30:15Go ahead.
30:16Off me.
30:17See for yourself.
30:17All I'm saying is,
30:19is it a crime to cheat on a game show?
30:23Well, it's...it's...well...
30:23Stop saying well, Lionel.
30:25I'm from Legal. It's my job to say well.
30:31See for yourself.
30:33Do you know what?
30:34I think I'm gonna go for it.
30:35I think I'm gonna go for A1.
30:38Final answer?
30:39No.
30:43No.
30:45Um...
30:47A1...
30:48Craig...
30:49David.
30:53Oh, Jesus.
30:55Jesus.
30:56It's so obvious.
30:57Don't forget that his wife has already been on the show.
31:00Yes.
31:00She knows the ins and outs.
31:02I guess wrong 80% of the time.
31:04And watch now.
31:05So...
31:05He changes his answer.
31:07I think I'm gonna go with Craig David.
31:09Okay.
31:11I'd say we don't err.
31:12Agreed.
31:13We can edit forward to the next contestant in the chair.
31:15Would you fast forward, please?
31:18Can we do that? Is it that simple?
31:23Oh, ah, it's a glitter on the floor.
31:26Well, if no-one won, where did the glitter just come from?
31:28No-one will notice.
31:29Or care.
31:30This is Tickwick Whittock, er, from Whitchurch, Cardiff.
31:33Can you stretch out his tone?
31:35Make him longer?
31:36It'll be a struggle.
31:38It was, er, nothing special, you know.
31:43Could you order something?
31:45No.
31:51Oh!
31:51Hello, hello, David Briggs.
31:53Ah, yes, hello, hello.
31:54Hello, this is Ruth Settle.
31:56Hi.
31:56Hello, good morning.
31:57Oh, hello, hello.
31:58Hi, sorry.
31:59Sleep OK?
31:59If at all, you must...
32:02Um, what's this about?
32:04Oh, it's only two of them.
32:06It's just to work out next few days, the angle, the coverage.
32:09So, your press conference, we thought, because of question 12,
32:11well, for £125,000, the Ambassadors is a painting by which artist?
32:19The, what, the Holbein?
32:21The Holbein!
32:21Well done, great.
32:23We are thinking of hosting it there, in front of the painting.
32:26Ah, yes, that's right.
32:27Right.
32:29But you...
32:30You did keep changing your mind a lot, didn't you?
32:33Well, actually, that was to explain my thinking to the audience,
32:36so I wasn't just, you know, sat there like a muppet.
32:39It's, um, probably just that than you think.
32:43What's probably what?
32:46Actually, um, Diana mentions all these tips in her book
32:49that she's writing with her brother about the show.
32:52What? It'll help publicise it, won't it, being a winner?
32:55You're writing a book?
32:56Oh, just a little stocking filler with hints and things
32:59about how to get onto the show, how to play.
33:01Just a few things that we've picked up from this community of fans,
33:03that's all.
33:04Gosh, that sounds really helpful.
33:07I wouldn't mention that to the press yet.
33:09We'll have an embargo until the show airs,
33:11and, you know, we have to handle everything delicately.
33:17Guilty as sin.
33:18There you go.
33:19Okay.
33:20Bollocks.
33:20Look, they are quiz obsessive.
33:22They're...
33:23They are fans of the show, so they're a bit much,
33:26but apart from that...
33:27Watch the tape.
33:28Player of the tape.
33:31Oh, and she's, uh, writing a book.
33:34The wife.
33:35Like, uh, an expose of the show.
33:38She what?
33:38Oh, my God.
33:39Just a tiny little stocking filler.
33:41Look, I've just come off the phone from some of our guys at the studio
33:44who are investigating all possible, you know,
33:46and they have gone into the car park with some sort of radio receiver,
33:50and they're saying it's possible to listen into the show relay from outside.
33:55David, do we not scramble that signal?
33:57Why would we scramble the signal?
34:00How do you scramble a signal?
34:01What's this now? The relay?
34:02Well, I'm just saying that, hypothetically, someone,
34:05maybe someone from this group could listen into the show from outside.
34:10And how would that help them?
34:12To hear the questions, look up the answers, and communicate back in.
34:16To who? The person in the chair?
34:18Maybe, I don't know.
34:19Someone in the audience with a mobile phone.
34:21We don't allow mobile phones in the studio.
34:22Yeah, but do we check?
34:23Of course we check.
34:27Do we check?
34:29No, of course we don't check. How would we check?
34:31You don't search the audience.
34:33Let's get it all out now, shall we? After the horse has bolted.
34:36This is all just happening this morning, right?
34:38It's a game show. It's not Fort Knox.
34:41Wait, are we saying that it's not someone coughing, then?
34:44It could be the coughing.
34:45It's definitely the coughing.
34:47Either way, I'm calling the police.
34:49Who would you even call?
34:50Like, which, like, Brant?
34:51I'll text my person to look up the right people.
34:53Hold on, have they even cashed the cheque yet?
34:54Wait, have we cancelled the cheque?
34:57I don't know. I mean, no, we haven't cancelled the cheque.
35:01I've been at the...
35:01Lionel, should we cancel the cheque?
35:04I'm just thinking we might need to wait for them to cash the cheque for it to be stealing.
35:07No, no, no. If we do that, that would be entrapment, surely, by us.
35:11Yeah, but if they cash the cheque, do we have to sue them to get it back?
35:13Am I cancelling the cheque, aren't I?
35:15Well...
35:16No, I just don't see it.
35:18Don't you hear it? They're coughing.
35:20Is that how loud it actually was?
35:22Yes. Well, no, we've isolated them a bit for you to hear.
35:26Listen, you can hear the coughs at the right answers.
35:28Yeah, and I can hear the coughs on the wrong answers.
35:31Here, these are the people at Scotland Yard to call.
35:33It's something called the Celebrity Crime Squad or something. I don't know.
35:36Really? Sounds like a shit detective show.
35:38Yeah, sounds like something we'd make.
35:40Wow.
35:40Wait, I'm confused. What are we saying to them?
35:43That this is... there's more people? That this is part of a bigger conspiracy?
35:47All I'm saying is that we don't know how many people were outside helping, inside helping him.
35:51Yeah, but you can't pack the place out of people that you know.
35:53You only get the one ticket.
35:57Actually...
36:00Actually, on the first night, the Ingrams did have someone else there.
36:05Diana's brother.
36:08The brother?
36:09Was there?
36:11Goddammit!
36:14I'm calling the police.
36:18A major disaster is occurring in New York City this afternoon.
36:22Wait a sec.
36:23As you can see here, the new tower of the World Trade Center is on fire.
36:27Early indications are that a Boeing 747 out of Boston collided with the tower at 1.46pm this afternoon.
36:358.46am...
36:36Is that live?
36:38It must be.
36:39Eyewitness reports are coming in that the plane banked sharply and made a direct hit at around the 80th floor
36:45of the building.
36:45More as we have it.
36:47Thank you, Nicholas.
36:48Yes.
36:48As you can imagine, there is chaos in the streets of downtown New York as all major buildings are being
36:53evacuated in the area surrounding the World Trade Center.
36:56Oh, no.
36:57There's been a second collision, possibly in another plane, and it seems...
37:01Are you okay?
37:02Just awful.
37:06Yeah.
37:07Puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?
37:10I haven't even told the chaps about our win yet.
37:12It seems a bit...
37:13Actually, there was a message for you from Selador when I got back from school. I don't know if you...
37:18Right.
37:19Okay. Well, life goes on, eh?
37:22Yeah.
37:24I love you.
37:26I love you.
37:27Give me that number.
37:31Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson from the Special Inquiry Unit.
37:33This is my colleague, Detective Constable Amir Cave.
37:37You rang?
37:37Well, I don't think any of us expected you to come today given the...
37:41Yeah.
37:43Terrible thing.
37:45But...
37:45Crime still needs solving.
37:47So, we've been brought up to speed by Mr...
37:50Oh, excuse me.
37:51This'll be in.
37:59Hello, Paul Smith.
38:00Paul, hello.
38:01It's Charles Ingram here.
38:02I was just on your show.
38:04Charles, thank you for calling back.
38:06Um...
38:07So, I have to tell you that we have suspicions from viewing the recording of Monday's programme
38:13and subsequently studying the tapes carefully.
38:16That there were irregularities during the taping of the show in which you participated.
38:21Oh, good lord, no.
38:23And because of that, I have to tell you that these suspicions have been referred to the police.
38:30Right.
38:30And thus, we will not for the moment be airing the programme or indeed authorising payment of the cheque.
38:39Right.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Well, I mean, you know...
38:45I completely...
38:47refute that, obviously.
38:50Boyd.
38:52Claude.
38:56Well, goodbye.
38:58Goodbye.
39:15Police?
39:16You're an army major.
39:17I'm a teaching assistant.
39:19People like us don't deal with the police.
39:21This is Wiltshire.
39:22What have you said?
39:24I sort of...
39:26told our book publisher about your win and they've set up this photo and interview thing for this Sunday.
39:31I know the millionaire people said not to, but the publishers said it was too good not to.
39:36The book...
39:36Well, there won't be a book, will there?
39:39I bet it wasn't the publishers who said that. I bet it was Adrian.
39:42I bet you've been speaking to him.
39:43Have you spoken to Adrian?
39:44Again?
39:45How?
39:45If he's on the run.
39:46On the run.
39:48As if that's a normal sentence for a normal person to say.
39:50I'm a commissioned officer in the British Army.
39:52There are standards.
39:53Come along, Buffy.
39:55Wait a minute, wait a minute.
39:56How do we know that it was Telador?
39:58That it was Paul Smith that you spoke to?
39:59It was.
39:59I returned his call on the number they left you.
40:02Yes, I know, but how do we know it's not a hoax?
40:04Someone in the community taking the mickey?
40:06What, maybe that's what they do to everyone, everyone who wins?
40:09It's not a mickey take, Diana.
40:11Well, it's a bit over the top, isn't it?
40:15Call it back again, that number.
40:17No, I'm not going to call it back.
40:17I want to hear it.
40:18No, I'm not going to call it back.
40:19Then I'll do it.
40:20Diana?
40:23Hello, this is Diana Ingram.
40:28Hello.
40:29Hi, yes, we received a phone call from this number earlier
40:32and it occurred to us that we didn't know whether it was real or not.
40:37No.
40:38No, I'm afraid it was real.
40:41This is Paul Smith.
40:42Yes, but how do we know?
40:45It could be a wind-up or the press.
40:48Um, well, uh, okay.
40:51Um, why don't you, uh, call back again and I won't answer this time.
40:57It'll take you through to my extension answering machine message
41:00and you'll hear that this is me and, and this is Seladora
41:04and that this is no wind-up, Mrs Ingram.
41:08Okay.
41:26Hello, you've reached Paul Smith at Selador.
41:29Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
41:32Thanks.
41:43We're doing that press interview.
41:45You won that money.
41:46It's yours.
41:46So let's tell people.
42:02We'll need to make a statement.
42:04They're cheats.
42:06I just can't get my head round it.
42:09A terribly nice major, a criminal mastermind bollocks.
42:14You really didn't notice anything.
42:17Well, I, I suppose you've got a lot going on.
42:19Oh, yeah, but I'd hope that I'd have done this enough to notice
42:21if someone's trying to steal a million quid two feet in front of me, Paul.
42:27You all right?
42:29You look ragged.
42:31Mmm.
42:33I feel upset, actually.
42:36This is, well, this is our thing.
42:39It's our baby.
42:41No one will dare try anything like this again after all this.
42:44Don't you worry.
42:46Who the hell was coughing?
42:49So what I'm going to show you is what we've edited together
42:52of the show so far from the different angles.
42:56Play VT.
42:57Google.
42:59That cough there, then.
43:01Can you ascertain where it came from?
43:03Well, not the individual, no.
43:04We don't mic up every audience member,
43:06but we've got different mic tracks covering different areas of the studio.
43:09Now, that particular cough,
43:11that came from the fastest finger mic stage right.
43:15Play tape C.
43:17One of these five sat here.
43:43I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson.
43:45Here's a warrant to enter your property.
43:46I should tell you we're placing you both under arrest.
43:49On suspicion of procuring the execution of a valuable security by deception.
43:53You do not have to say anything.
43:54What you've been told so far in the case for the prosecution
43:59seems to make total sense.
44:01Doesn't it?
44:03A man who didn't particularly like quizzes arrived on the show,
44:08behaved strangely, and won a million.
44:11So something must be wrong.
44:13He must have cheated.
44:14Right?
44:16Your fastest finger first machine?
44:18You're not serious?
44:19Oh, it's in the garage.
44:20We'll also be wanting a draft copy of your book, Mrs. Ingram.
44:23My book?
44:24I...
44:24It's not finished.
44:25I haven't even spell-checked it yet.
44:27And what about our children?
44:29A specially trained officer can stay with him.
44:30What do you both...
44:31No, no.
44:32You are under arrest, Mrs. Ingram.
44:34But what if I was to tell you that it's all utter nonsense?
44:39That the three defendants who allegedly concocted this elaborate conspiracy
44:43had never even met.
44:46Something that the prosecution does not dispute.
44:49That the so-called significant coughs are only 19 out of 192 recorded throughout the night.
44:57Sometimes on the right answers.
44:59Sometimes on the wrong answers.
45:02And that there is no way of knowing that any of them even came from Mr. Whittock.
45:08Could it simply be that everyone on the show was waiting for an attack?
45:14For something strange to happen.
45:17And in walks Charles Ingram.
45:19Yes, eccentric, but actually quite intelligent army major and his fate was set.
45:26I put it to you.
45:28That this is in fact a series of horrible coincidences.
45:32And that Major Charles Ingram is completely innocent.
45:36Your Honour.
45:38Here is the case for the defence.
45:46So set a reminder as you can catch the drama as it unfolds.
45:50As the Ingrams face the heat.
45:51Quiz concludes tomorrow night at 9 right here on ITV.
45:55You don't want to miss it.
46:10Thanks for listening to mails.
46:14Early January.
46:14The Master of Our Tune movie is gasardeÅŸed.
46:14You've got fired.