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00:20I saw something suspicious on the tube.
00:26It was a pog.
00:28I mean, a bag.
00:29It was a pag, a pannier bag.
00:32I call them pags because I am young
00:35and we like to mix two different words
00:39and bring them together.
00:40Case in point, Brangelina.
00:42God rest them.
00:43So anyway, what was a pannier bag or pag, if you will,
00:48doing not on a bike but on the tube, director?
00:52What?
00:53Someone took their bike on the tube?
00:55Yes.
00:57Yes.
00:58Yes, someone took their bike on the tube.
01:00Of course.
01:01That is why you were in the big chair.
01:03See it, say it, sort it.
01:04I saw it.
01:05I said it.
01:06You sorted it.
01:07OK, I'm going to go.
01:08Did you do something different with your hair?
01:09Because it's fire.
01:10OK, I know the way out.
01:12Bye.
01:24You're where I need you to be.
01:27I've done a fair bit of work with the IRA recently.
01:30They said he was from a local residence association.
01:33This is file.
01:35And this is her address.
01:3632 Ivydale.
01:39Iveydale.
01:42Nation saved, is it?
02:00No one is more fond of the carnival than we are.
02:02I mean, our concern here is for public safety.
02:05Us and the festival goers.
02:08For everyone's safety, we're suggesting that the carnival be moved to a more suitable location.
02:14Pied Park or Coventry.
02:17Mm-hmm.
02:19IRA.
02:20Ivydale Residents Association.
02:24Bastards.
02:33The IRA is the Ivydale Residents Association.
02:38What?
02:38The Ivydale Residents Association.
02:41And Fish is in it.
02:42They've been trying to get carnival shut down or moved for years.
02:45The radio scrambling isn't a color for a terror attack.
02:48I think it is the terror attack.
02:49I think they're trying to cause a crash to prove their case.
02:53Are you sure Fish is in on this?
02:54Yeah.
02:55I was set up.
02:56I was the patsy handing over security plans so our hands are clean.
03:01So what should we do?
03:02Should we warn people?
03:04Will they do this place, people?
03:05No, no, no, no.
03:06It could cause a panic.
03:07We'll be doing their jobs for them.
03:09Oh, oh.
03:09They're tracking you put in Steve's car.
03:11Yes.
03:13Actually, I've been meaning to ask, how do I track a car?
03:16I just put it under there hoping for the best.
03:17Go see Dave in the gadget stores and he'll give you a receiver.
03:21Okay.
03:21I'll call you when I find Steve.
03:23Be safe, yeah?
03:24Yep.
03:25And also try and act normal.
03:30Yes, yes.
03:32All right, sister, yeah.
03:33Yeah.
03:37There's no place on parents.
03:41We need to abort.
03:43What are you talking about?
03:44I think someone's on to us.
03:46My fall guy.
03:48Based on what?
03:49Based on a feeling.
03:51Last minute nerves, Joanna.
03:53You were the same when we installed the rising bonhards.
03:56Now, listen.
03:58Besides, such a decision requires a meeting.
04:00Forum.
04:01Then we need an emergency meeting.
04:03Which requires 24 hours' notice.
04:05We have articles of association.
04:14The chairs are steeped in our own liqueur.
04:17Oh, lovely.
04:19Who was on the phone?
04:20Who was on the phone?
04:21No one.
04:21The cat sitter.
04:23Would it be crass to have a glass of bubbly?
04:25Oh, lovely.
04:26Shall I turn on the TV?
04:27Good God.
04:28You're not suggesting we watch.
04:30Beginning to wonder if we're doing the right thing.
04:32Come on, Cynthia.
04:33We've been over and over this.
04:35We've had vote after vote.
04:36The current situation is untenable.
04:38We know that.
04:39Sooner or later, there's going to be a serious incident.
04:42The AI modelling that Zack kindly prepared for us.
04:47Showed us much.
04:48We've tried everything we can to make the council listen, and they simply won't.
04:52If anything, this is on them.
04:54We've suggested every viable alternative location, like Stratford.
04:58Oh, no.
04:59My sister lives there.
05:00Again, not that Stratford, Cynthia.
05:03We saw an all-black production of Hamlet at the RSC.
05:09Do you know, it was absolutely marvellous.
05:12Yes, of course.
05:13Regrettably, there will be some casualties.
05:16But at least this way, we have some control over the numbers.
05:21If it were done, winter's done, then farewell.
05:26It'd be done quickly.
05:27Thank you, Murray.
05:29Also, it's knocking a million off my house price.
05:32It's economic vandalism.
05:35When exactly will...
05:38it happen?
05:40As soon as the parade comes to a close
05:43and the crowd start moving.
05:46Then our chap will jam the radios.
05:51Chin-chin.
05:53Oh, I'm done.
05:59What do you want?
06:00Okay, I might have a way to get your record white.
06:03It's a long shot, okay?
06:04It's a very long shot, but it's the best shot you're going to have.
06:06And I need you to work with me on something.
06:08Work with you?
06:09On what?
06:10I'm going to need to sell that you are my informant.
06:13Snitch.
06:14Nah, bun.
06:15Okay, look, Tevin.
06:16If you are really serious about going straight,
06:18if you really want to be in your daughter's life,
06:20these are the kind of decisions you're going to have to make.
06:22Right?
06:22You're going to have to not be so cool in front of your boys.
06:25And yes, maybe they might try and kill you every once in a while.
06:28Hey, it's Dom.
06:28I forgot the password.
06:29Can you let me in?
06:30But I need you to work with me on this, okay?
06:31Are you in or are you out?
06:34What do you need me to do?
06:36Okay.
06:39I should just give you two your own set of keys.
07:05Oh, shit.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07Dad.
07:08Baby, please.
07:11Come on, pick up.
07:13Pick up!
07:18You've reached the voicemail arm.
07:19Dr. Morris, Arge.
07:21Please leave a message.
07:23Hey, Dad, it's me.
07:24I don't know if you're at Carnival yet,
07:25but if you aren't, don't go.
07:27And if you are, leave now.
07:29Something's going to go down.
07:30And I don't mean to funky town, Dad.
07:32This isn't a joke, okay?
07:33Just call me when you f***ed it.
07:35What the f***, man?
07:38For Dom, yeah?
07:39Yes, boss.
07:40So, how are you liking the bank or the device?
07:42Fantastic weather?
07:43Yeah, it's great.
07:44Um, I need to change the destination, mate.
07:48Sorry, boss.
07:49You'll have to do it on the app.
07:50Yeah, I can't do it on the app
07:51because my destination is...
07:52It's moving.
07:54Are you following someone?
07:56Yes.
07:57Like in a film?
07:59I guess.
08:00You'd be surprised how much this happens.
08:03Strap in.
08:17Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:19Hang on right here.
08:27Go round him.
08:28Move out the bloody way.
08:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:33Stop, stop, stop.
08:36Five stars, mate.
08:38Damn right, five stars.
08:46Nice.
08:51If you want a 99, you've got a queue like everybody else.
09:00Hold on, mate.
09:06Shit, shit, shit!
09:10Sorry.
09:11Come on.
09:15Let me get a banana lolly.
09:17Sprinkles as well, yeah?
09:18On a lolly.
09:20So I like my stuff.
09:25I don't get to calling.
09:27He's on to us.
09:28He put the truck on an ice cream bag.
09:30What?
09:31Who are you?
09:32He's very cocked.
09:35No, that's 9 o'clock.
09:37Down that's well.
09:39Now you're just looking in the sky.
09:40Oh, I've got comfortable military time, though.
09:43Get on your bloody rides, Kate.
09:45Yes.
09:47Sorry.
09:48Just coming.
09:49You get off.
09:50And I'll come round.
09:52Yes.
09:52Yes.
09:53Yes.
09:57Sorry.
09:58Excuse me.
09:59Sorry.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:00Officer.
10:01I know this is going to sound a bit weird, but I need you to believe me on this, right?
10:05There is going to be a crush.
10:07Like a really big one.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I think so.
10:13What?
10:15No.
10:15Hello, everybody.
10:17You join yourself safely.
10:19Good.
10:21Good.
10:21Oh, no.
10:22Don't, don't, don't.
10:22I've got it as quick as I could.
10:23Okay.
10:24So here's where we're at, right?
10:25We're pretty sure that Steve is going to trigger a fatal crush.
10:28And we have no idea where he is.
10:31You could set this thing off any minute.
10:35Hang on.
10:36What?
10:37Dave said you need a transmitter to scramble the radios.
10:40Hmm?
10:40If you're going to block a signal, you need an aerial.
10:43Probably a really big one.
10:45Place somewhere like that.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:49Okay.
10:49Yes.
10:50Which flat is that?
10:51Uh, sixth floor.
10:53Uh, one, two, third across.
10:55Okay, you're a fucking genius.
10:56Come on.
10:56No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
10:58What if it's someone that really doesn't want to pay for their sky?
11:02What else have we got?
11:07No, don't.
11:08Over the road come in.
11:08It is over the road.
11:10How is it looking down here, Ben?
11:12Oh, we're about 60 percent back then.
11:15Not that.
11:16Yeah, come on.
11:18Why don't you bump somewhere else, man?
11:20Can you move?
11:20It's really important.
11:21National security.
11:22Have they moved out of my way?
11:23What are you talking about?
11:24What are you talking about?
11:26We're trying to save for money.
11:26Detroit carnival.
11:30Go ahead.
11:41Conditions are optimal to go.
11:43In that case, with the authority invested in me as chairman, I therefore, with due solemnity, authorise engagement.
12:08May God have mercy on our souls.
12:35What?
12:36Is this your car, mate?
12:38Black golf, 70 plate?
12:39Why?
12:40You might want to come down here.
12:42Council is telling it.
12:48Right, Steve.
12:50So good to see you.
12:51Looking good.
12:53Inside.
12:56You know, you kind of ruined my life, Steve.
12:58Sorry, Dawn.
12:59You don't love you, by the way.
13:01I glisten one, I swear.
13:05Lift us out of order.
13:07We haven't met Steve.
13:08I'm Kay.
13:09Look, we know all about your plans, Steve.
13:12Your fake Irish jig is up.
13:14Except that.
13:17I also have a gun.
13:19I guess what we have here is a Mexican standoff.
13:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
13:23Mexican standoffs.
13:23You need one other person with a gun, like, right there.
13:25So there's you two.
13:26Okay.
13:27All right, fine.
13:27Then it's just, it's just a standoff, then?
13:30Yeah.
13:30Standoff is good, because Mexican standoff is actually quite offensive to the Mexican people.
13:33Okay.
13:34The point is, we both have guns.
13:37Except that.
13:40Mine's real.
13:43Shit.
13:44Okay, okay.
13:45Move to the backup plan.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bring out the backup.
13:49Right.
13:49Okay.
13:50Just turning it on.
13:51What's your Wi-Fi password, Steve?
13:54Oh, for fuck's sake.
13:55Just tether it to my phone.
13:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:58Sorry, yeah.
13:59Oh, wait, sorry.
14:00Face ID.
14:00Great.
14:01Okay.
14:02We knew you might come prepared, so we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
14:07Understand you collect pogs, Steve?
14:10Yeah.
14:12Quite the collection, too.
14:13It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
14:16Wouldn't it, Tevin?
14:19There's nothing here.
14:20What?
14:21I'm trying to text you.
14:22The place is empty.
14:25And don't say my name.
14:27Which you wouldn't have known was your real name if you didn't just correct me.
14:30You fucking idiots.
14:32Oh, well, that's a bit rude.
14:33At least this way you get to enjoy the show.
14:36What do you mean by show?
14:44Okay, that's bad.
14:45Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
14:49Anyone call me?
15:01No, no, no, no, no.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18Oh, my God.
15:19Oh, oh, my God.
15:22Fischer!
15:23Yep. Didn't mean on to this guy ever since you handed over the file, Dominique.
15:28Bullshit! You were in on this, you and the Ivydale Residence Association.
15:34Preposterous! We can't even get Quorum to object to the bike hangers,
15:37let alone organise something like this.
15:39I saw the pog on your desk.
15:42I like a pog, so what?
15:44I'm a nerd.
15:48You might not believe it, Dominique.
15:50But the truth is, I tracked down Steve, found you two here,
15:53despite the fact that you've been relieved of your duties.
15:56Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
15:59No, Steve didn't shoot...
16:05Police, please. This is an emergency.
16:14I'm a senior MI5 agent.
16:17I'm in attendance at a scene with shots fired and three fatalities.
16:21Flat 17, Tybourne Tower.
16:23I need a full response team and ambulances.
16:27OK. I'm sending officers over here.
16:47Oh, that hurts. That's worse than paintball.
16:50You think that hurts? Try having all of this.
16:52Oh.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:56OK.
16:57Please tell me you hit record, Dev.
16:59Yes, I hit record.
17:00Oh, OK.
17:01Oh.
17:02Can you stop saying my name?
17:04Three victims, did you say?
17:06Yes.
17:06He shot two of them, so I had to neutralise him.
17:12I mean, like, prepare yourself.
17:14It's not a pretty sight.
17:19OK.
17:20What are you doing here, mate?
17:21It's a long story, Quentin, but let me just show you.
17:24Yep.
17:26Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
17:29No, Steve didn't shoot.
17:32Oof.
17:33Not all skin for OK?
17:35We have evidence.
17:37Ow!
17:38Yes!
17:38I've never stood as much as an apple from a greengrowsers.
17:41Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
17:44The man mean nothing.
17:46What you know, you know.
17:47And this time forth, I will never speak one.
17:51Just say no comment, you swats.
17:54Can someone please tell my housekeeper to put the dips back in the fridge?
17:58Take your hands off me, I'm warning you.
17:59I play panning hall with David Cameron.
18:13You do not have to say anything.
18:14It may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned
18:17something which you later rely on in court.
18:20Are you dancing?
18:21No, my, er, underwear sort of...
18:33What are you doing?
18:41Come on, darling, it's carnival!
18:42Mm-mm.
18:43It's not my style, I don't really dance.
18:44Come on!
18:46K?
18:48I don't dance.
18:49Come on!
18:55You're dancing!
18:57Come on!
18:58Come on!
19:04Bust out!
19:08You're dancing!
19:22It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, and I'm feeling good.
19:56It's a new dawn, it's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, and I'm
20:09feeling good.
20:15I just wanted to say thank you for what you did for Carnival.
20:19It's my biggest weekend of the year, that.
20:21It's just, those are my people!
20:24Now, I'm always crate diving for old dub plates and whatnot, and I live in Clapham, which
20:29is pretty near Brixton, and I was actually thinking of setting up my own festival there, a little
20:32carnival.
20:33The Clapham Khan, Villeville.
20:37I'm in a reggae band, basically.
20:38You'd be kind of hot if you weren't such a knob, you know that.
20:43Bye.
20:48How about that?
20:50We have set you up with your own desk over here.
20:53We need you to familiarise yourself with this.
20:55First, we're briefing Cobra in two hours.
20:57This is you.
21:03Welcome to the fast lane.
21:07Oh, um, remember I mentioned that informant who helped me?
21:11I kind of promised him I'd get his record wiped.
21:15Yeah, look, it's a bit of a hassle, that sort of a thing.
21:18Usually takes a second tick from Whitehall.
21:22But my computer is logged in.
21:25I'm going to go for a piss and an L, grey.
21:27So I dare say if you were to access the records, third icon down, might be none the wiser, would
21:32I?
21:42Hi.
21:44Hi.
22:01Eckhead.
22:02Daddy!
22:04I miss you.
22:07Look, I've got something for you, Eckhead.
22:10You pay for that?
22:12I always pay for stuff.
22:14Just with money from, you know.
22:17Yeah, there was some times I didn't pay for stuff either.
22:19But I did pay for this, look.
22:21I've got a receipt.
22:23It's all right.
22:25I believe you.
22:30But, um, Tanisha, things are going to be different now.
22:34I promise.
22:38Me?
22:44All right, look, er, go and sign it again.
22:47I'm right behind you.
23:02Officer Ogundari?
23:03Dom!
23:05How did you know I was here?
23:06Did you trace my mobile? Because you're not meant to do that.
23:08Relax, alright? I know you're beat
23:10and I know how you feel about pastries. It wasn't hard.
23:14Now, I have a job for you.
23:17What are you? Are you like Fisher now?
23:19Eh, I'm sort of better than Tom, not quite as good as Alistair.
23:22What do you think, hmm?
23:24I don't know.
23:26Like, today, I got a frisbee down from a tree.
23:31I stopped some lads from throwing another lad's bag on top of a bus stop.
23:36I can see the difference I make in my community.
23:39I just... I just didn't get that with MI5.
23:42Kay, you just saved Carnival.
23:47Probably thousands of lives.
23:49You, bravely, went and got that pink fall.
23:53Deborah's still texting me about a date.
23:55If that's what you can even call some of the things she's describing.
23:58You figured out about the radios.
23:59You worked out how to find Steve's lair.
24:02It was a lair, wasn't it?
24:04Kay, you are the difference in the community.
24:06And MI5 needs that.
24:08MI5 needs you.
24:10So what do you say?
24:13Working together again?
24:14Team day?
24:15Huh?
24:18Alright.
24:19Two hot chocolates with oat milk.
24:21Because dairies are don't caries.
24:24We say boo to their...
24:26Stop it.
24:26You can see what's in there.
24:27Stop it!
24:29What the hell is happening?
24:31Oh, um, this is Yaz.
24:33Hi.
24:33Oh, this is Yaz.
24:37Yeah.
24:37She's pretty.
24:39Uh, I'm here.
24:41But thank you.
24:43Um, Yaz, this is Dom.
24:45What?
24:46The Dom?
24:47Oh, I see my reputation precedes me.
24:49Uh, Dom has very kindly offered me a job.
24:53What?
24:54We've talked about this.
24:55This is what she does.
24:56I'm sorry, this is what who does what?
24:58Look, no offence.
24:59Yeah.
25:01But your relationship, it's not healthy.
25:05You're codependent.
25:08Oh.
25:09Yeah.
25:11We are codependent.
25:14Kay?
25:15I want you to come and work with me because I depend on you.
25:19And you depend on me.
25:21And we are co-depending on each other.
25:28So just come and work with me, man.
25:32Please?
25:43Yaz?
25:46I don't think I'm going to be finishing my shift.
25:48Kay.
25:49Here are the keys to the community centre.
25:52You're going to have to fly solo for pension and bike maintenance.
25:54Don't do this, Kay.
25:56Make sure you reset the heating off the hot yoga.
25:59And don't let the quakers bully you out before six.
26:01Bye, Yaz.
26:03It's Yaz.
26:04Oh, sorry.
26:04I really don't care.
26:05Bye.
26:06Good luck, Yaz.
26:07But you look...
26:11Oat milk.
26:12Yeah, I don't actually understand how an oat can be milked.
26:15Good to have your back, friend.
26:18Now, let's get out of here, shall we?
26:20No.
26:22No.
26:23Just a perk of the job.
26:26You know, do I have in those heels?
26:28Yes, I am.
26:29Oh, you see?
26:29You're slipping off the pedal.
26:30It's because it has a low biting pain.
26:32I'm just saying, you can have a pair of flats in your bag.
26:34Oh, my God, Kay.
26:35You're putting me off.
26:36I'm just...
26:36A pair of ballet pumps doesn't have to break the vibe.
26:38If you don't stop talking, I swear I will hit you.
26:40Keep your hands at 10 to 2, please.
26:42Do I get my own office?
26:43I don't even have my own office.
26:45So, no.
26:46Can I have a bigger desk?
26:47No.
26:48Can I have a blonde on my desk?
26:49Complication.
26:50Yes.
26:51Can you take these off?
26:53Can I have a blonde on my desk?
26:57No.
27:05Bite your lip
27:08And take the trip
27:12Though there may be
27:14A wet roll of hair
27:15And you cannot slip
27:19Just move on up
27:22But please, you're fine
27:24Man.
27:28WESLEY
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