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00:00Tevin is living in my house.
00:01He's blackmailing me until I get his record white.
00:04What?
00:05What?
00:06If we sort this out ourselves,
00:08then he also won't have anything to blackmail me with.
00:10This must be where he lives, right?
00:12We are coming for you, Steve.
00:14Oh, shit!
00:16Nobody knows anything.
00:17Nobody's gonna know,
00:19as long as you keep your shit together.
00:22Okay.
00:22Why did you print this?
00:24Um, that was me.
00:26I need a file pull on two agents.
00:27Either you come clean, or I will.
00:30If I'm gonna have to confess to this thing,
00:31then I wanna bring him in at the same time.
00:34Solid proof I wasn't working with the guy.
00:36We are bringing Steve in.
00:40If I'm gonna have to confess to this thing,
00:42I'm gonna bring him in at the same time.
00:45We are bringing Steve in.
00:47Stop!
00:47Please get out of my thoughts.
00:49I'm trying to concentrate.
00:50What are you doing to my board in this?
00:54Stop!
00:55Stop!
00:56Stop!
00:57Stop!
00:59Kylie?
01:00What the hell happened?
01:01No, no, no.
01:02You were meant to come in four bars ago.
01:04Your big solo.
01:05No, I'm sorry.
01:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:07Everyone, I was...
01:07Just, uh, my mind.
01:08It's got a lot going on.
01:10Oh.
01:11Okay.
01:12So you want me to call up Carnival,
01:13and ask them to postpone?
01:16It's two weeks away, man!
01:18I know, I know.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:19I'll get it, I swear.
01:22Maybe we should give your solo to Cordell.
01:28No, no.
01:29No, no, no, no.
01:30I've got it, I promise.
01:31Let's go again.
01:32Let's go again.
01:33I've got it.
01:34How you feeling?
01:48Clive, I've got to go.
01:50I'm not getting my solo, Cordell.
01:53It's not happening.
01:54It's mine.
01:55It's mine!
01:57Sorry, Clive.
01:57Sorry, everyone.
01:59I...
01:59I go.
02:00I go.
02:02Yes!
02:03Stop it!
02:03Stop it!
02:04I'm here!
02:05Cure, Cordell.
02:06You're 15 minutes early.
02:08I had to abandon my solo,
02:09and watch a teenager openly mock me.
02:12Okay?
02:12Head in the game, alright?
02:14We have a serious job to do tonight.
02:17Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:19Hey.
02:21Why have you brought inflatable numbers to a covert operation?
02:25They're for Julie's birthday party tomorrow.
02:27I had to bring them, but my dad wouldn't let me borrow the car.
02:29Julie's 90!
02:30My gosh, she looks great!
02:31No!
02:32The six is upside down!
02:34Well, 60's a big deal.
02:36What have you bought her?
02:38Scented cattle.
02:39You just can't hide your contents, can you?
02:42Also, I'm concerned, those balloons are going to obstruct you if you are driving.
02:44Oh my God, Kay, shut up!
02:46And why are you wearing an orange t-shirt when I said black fatigue?
02:51Fatigues!
02:51Dom, I keep telling you, I don't know what fatigues are!
03:00No, Tevin, you didn't need to do that.
03:03Just leave them on the side.
03:04No, I like it.
03:05It quietens the noise in my head, do you get me?
03:09Look, we just wanted to let you know we're heading out.
03:11I'm taking Julie to Jardin's for her birthday.
03:15They serve the salads in little tiny watering cans.
03:18I'm so inventive.
03:20There are a couple of pizzas in the freezer if you want one.
03:22Julie, before you go, I got you a little something for your birthday.
03:25Oh, you didn't need to do that, Tevin.
03:27That's very thoughtful of you.
03:34Oh.
03:35Many happy returns.
03:37Fifty.
03:38Very generous.
03:40Tevin, look, read Julie's party tomorrow.
03:42In case it's not obvious, you are very much invited.
03:45Oh, you know what?
03:46I'm not really ready to meet the rest of the family yet.
03:49Nonsense.
03:50You are family.
03:51No, the thing is, I'm not really a parties guy.
03:54I'd probably just sit out upstairs, have a vape, play some switch.
03:58Hmm?
04:00Tevin, look, we don't mean to pry, but we've noticed you don't mix with other people.
04:08You don't even leave the house.
04:10Now, I'm a paediatrician.
04:13That's a doctor for children.
04:14Yeah, I know what a paediatrician is.
04:16No, it's just that sometimes people get it mixed up with the others.
04:18So, my point is, I know a thing or two about mental health and...
04:23You know what?
04:25You know what?
04:27Yeah, I'd love to be there.
04:30Yeah, I'll come.
04:32Oh, fantastic!
04:34Looking forward to it.
04:35Yeah, mate.
04:36Happy days.
04:37Let's go spend some money.
04:39Come on, spend it.
04:40I'll see you there.
04:42Glad rags on.
04:50So, what's the plan?
04:52Okay, this is one thinking.
04:54We will hide in Steve's building and wait for him to leave his flat.
05:01Then, we will use the lock picker to break in.
05:06I've gotten pretty good with it.
05:07You're welcome.
05:11We will then wait for him to return.
05:15Then jump him!
05:17Gaffer tape!
05:17Cable ties!
05:18The lock!
05:18Stick him in the boot.
05:20Job done.
05:20Happy meals are on me.
05:23And, and, this is a pièce de résistance, yeah?
05:26I'm talking some 4D chess shit.
05:28We tell MI5 Tevin was the informant who gave us Steve's address.
05:32All he asked for in return is his record whites.
05:34Two birds, one stone.
05:36Obliterated!
05:36God, I'm good!
05:37I'll probably get medals.
05:39No.
05:39I'm sorry, though.
05:40I can't agree to that.
05:42Bundling someone into a car boot does not align with my values.
05:46No.
05:47No.
05:47We can do this in a more civilized way.
05:50Okay, Kay.
05:51What is your suggestion?
05:55We knock on Steve's door, calmly explain that the game's up.
05:59We dial one-on-one because a crime isn't currently being committed,
06:02and sit with him in a firm but reassuring manner until the arresting officers are right.
06:08Okay, yeah, I hear it.
06:10I see it.
06:11I think there might be a little flaw with it, though.
06:14What's that?
06:14It's stupid.
06:15You said minimal force.
06:18Minimal force is still force, Kay.
06:20All right, I'm just not gonna pistol whip the guy.
06:21Pistol whip?
06:23Pistol whip?
06:24Yes.
06:24I said worse things than pistol whip, Kay.
06:26Shhh.
06:26Shit, he's coming out.
06:27We approach him, and then we politely escort him to the car.
06:30It's too open.
06:31There are too many exits, too many witnesses.
06:33Oh, Scott, what do we do now?
06:34I guess we're just gonna have to do what I said.
06:36Divine intervention, Kay.
06:37No, no, I don't like this.
06:39You don't have to like it.
06:40Look, I think we should call the air by five.
06:42Tell them the truth about everything.
06:44Give them Steve's address, and then they can take care of it.
06:46Kay, they're gonna send over some numpty who will turn up empty-handed,
06:49and then it looks like we're trying to pull a fast one.
06:52Meanwhile, Steve is out there at large, planning God knows what.
06:56Look, we wait for him to come back home, and then we get him.
07:03What's in there?
07:04Just one or two things from the gadget store.
07:06And how do you get stuff out of the gadget stores?
07:08Put it on the same code as the lock picker.
07:10Look, don't let us find out under my name.
07:12Okay, can we just get some perspective here, please?
07:14Okay?
07:14I got you to snuggle out a classified bar from MI5, all right?
07:17This is not worse than that, is it?
07:19How is that your argument?
07:22What?
07:22Where are you going?
07:23We put the tractor on Steve's car.
07:25If he comes back and drives off, we can tail him.
07:27No, no, no!
07:27I do not consist of a car taste of, especially with inflatables in the vehicle!
07:32It's a precaution, Kay!
07:33You love that word!
07:34Caution!
07:38Evie?
07:46What's that?
07:47Motion sensor.
07:48Shall we know when he's coming back?
07:49Did you eat anything at the gadget store?
07:51Yeah, those cacao balls, they tasted like ass.
07:58Oh, hey!
08:00Good evening, madame!
08:02We would like to introduce you to our lord and our saviour!
08:08No, no, okay.
08:10Good evening.
08:12Offensive.
08:13Worked, though, didn't it?
08:15We have absolutely no idea how long he's going to take to get back,
08:18so when we're in sight, we must examine the three P's.
08:21Patience, precision, and...
08:23Ooh!
08:24Got it!
08:24Wait, what's the third P?
08:26What's the third P?
08:27What's the third P?
08:28We have to do all this precisely, right?
08:31So just follow everything I do and we'll be absolutely fine, okay?
08:34Hope you don't mind!
08:35I buried your dressing!
08:36Go!
08:38Sorry, who are you?
08:42Um...
08:43I should ask you the same question.
08:45Seeing as this is my flat.
08:51Oh!
08:52Sorry.
08:54Jared didn't mention any housemaids.
08:56Jared?
08:58Didn't he?
08:59He didn't.
09:00That's...
09:01That's bloody Jared.
09:03Right?
09:04Typical Jared.
09:06Always playing the big man.
09:08Always playing the homeowner.
09:11And he's not, he's not the homeowner.
09:15I am the homeowner.
09:19Sorry, you know, that I was a bit...
09:22Just now.
09:23Jared didn't tell me that he was...
09:30Seeing anyone?
09:32Oh.
09:34Well...
09:35It's only a second date.
09:36Ah!
09:37Well, going well then.
09:38See?
09:39Careful there.
09:40You know Jared, he's all charm and smiles until he lands you in the shit.
09:44Hang on, isn't this a one bed?
09:50Yes.
09:51Yes, it is.
09:53Welcome to the London Housing Market.
09:57Am I right?
09:58Thanks, boomers.
09:59Oh, wow.
10:00So, how does that work?
10:03How does it work?
10:05How does it work?
10:06It works like this, mate.
10:08I'm going to tell you how it works.
10:09This is how it works.
10:10I work...
10:12Nights.
10:13Jared.
10:15Days.
10:17Ships.
10:18Passing.
10:18Away from each other.
10:20In the wind.
10:20Because we don't, we don't ever see each other.
10:22Because these are the different time schedules.
10:25Kay, do you want a drink?
10:26We should go.
10:27No.
10:27No.
10:28No, I'm sure...
10:30Benito.
10:31Ah, Benito.
10:32And Jared wouldn't mind if we, you know, hung out with him for a bit.
10:37You know what?
10:38Actually, where is...
10:39Where is our...
10:40Our Jared?
10:41Our kid?
10:42Our kid?
10:42Where is it?
10:43Our Rumi?
10:44Where has he gone?
10:44He's just gone to pick up a Chinese and a gram.
10:47Oh, a Chinese and a gram.
10:48Great.
10:48So he's gone to pick that up.
10:50So what?
10:51He'll be what, like 15?
10:5215 minutes?
10:5210?
10:5315?
10:53I...
10:53I guess.
10:54Yeah.
10:54So he will be right back, Kay.
10:57Soon.
10:59What would you like to drink?
11:03Kay, what would you like to drink?
11:07An orange squash.
11:09Okay.
11:12Um...
11:12Not...
11:12Not...
11:13Not something from the fridge?
11:14No?
11:15No.
11:16Just orange squash, please.
11:18Alrighty then.
11:19Okay.
11:20So an orange squash.
11:21Oh, do you want in on a squash?
11:23Oh, I'm good with my Chablis.
11:24He's good.
11:25Just not too much squash.
11:26Okay.
11:27So you want an orange squash?
11:28Because yes, you are the only one who wants it.
11:30And I'm, in the kitchen, gonna get you an orange...
11:34An orange squash.
11:35So, um...
11:40Oh, uh, by the way, Benito, uh, this is...
11:43This is where we keep the cereal.
11:45Because I assume you're gonna spend the night.
11:47Hey?
11:47Hey?
11:47You Randy wee bugger?
11:48You know?
11:49It's just...
11:53Um...
11:53Here is a single light bulb.
11:57Because, um, you know, if the lights do go out, you don't want to be rummaging around in the dark.
12:02You know?
12:03So, you know where it is.
12:05It's in there.
12:06In the single light bulb cupboard.
12:08Orange...
12:09Orange squash...
12:12Is...
12:15That is a bin.
12:17And, uh, might be a little bit of a weird place to keep a bin.
12:22I'm sure you're thinking.
12:23Until you consider...
12:26Mice.
12:27You know?
12:27Uh, I am yet to see a mouse that's, uh, able to open a cupboard.
12:33Especially one at this ridiculous height.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:37I don't know why I'm giving you a tour of the cupboards.
12:40What was it you said you wanted again, Kay?
12:42Orange squash.
12:42Orange squash!
12:44Yes!
12:45That was it.
12:45Hold on.
12:46Oh, no.
12:47I moved it over there.
12:49So, we're good.
12:50Just orange.
12:51Orange.
12:52Squash.
12:53Orange.
12:54Squash.
12:56Squash.
12:57Mate, I think we're out of orange squash.
12:59Would you like a water?
13:00Water would be fine.
13:01Great.
13:03I'm just gonna give Jared a quick ring.
13:06No!
13:07No.
13:08No.
13:11Um...
13:12Because...
13:13I...
13:13Benito!
13:15How serious are you about Jared?
13:18I mean, I like him.
13:19He's...
13:20He's funny.
13:21He's, um...
13:22He's charismatic.
13:23He is.
13:23He is very charismatic.
13:25You know?
13:26And he...
13:26He smells incredible.
13:28Look, Benito.
13:30Word to the wise.
13:31If you want a meaningful, romantic future with Jared, don't be calling him all the time.
13:42Yes.
13:44Don't be too available.
13:46You know?
13:47It's...
13:47It's giving...
13:49Desperate.
13:49Yeah.
13:50We see guys come and go all the time.
13:53Oh!
13:54So...
13:54You two are...
13:55We're together?
13:56No.
13:57Yes.
13:58And no.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Mostly no.
14:02But...
14:02That's not the point.
14:03What's the point?
14:04The point is, Steve doesn't like guys calling him a lot.
14:08Who's Steve?
14:16Steve is what we call Jared because...
14:20Mm-hmm.
14:20Yeah.
14:21We call him that because he once had a short stint.
14:26Very embarrassing for him.
14:27At the Job Center.
14:29You know?
14:30Because Jobs.
14:31Steve Jobs.
14:32So, Steve.
14:33And we are a very witty and fun friendship group.
14:37Yeah.
14:41I think I might just go get changed.
14:43Suddenly I feel very worried that I'm not wearing any trousers.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Now, see.
14:48See, now I'm aware that you're not wearing any trousers.
14:50Oh.
14:50Oh.
14:51Don't let me see it.
14:52Don't let me see it.
14:53Oh.
14:54Oh.
14:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:59Um...
14:59Your battery's low.
15:00So, I'm gonna charge it whilst you get changed.
15:03My friend, Benito.
15:04Okay.
15:04Um, ideally you should never let it go below 20% and never charge it over 80%.
15:09We need to leave him now.
15:11When he comes back, we need to jump him.
15:12What?
15:13Yeah.
15:13Because Steve's gonna come through that door any minute and we can't handle two of them.
15:16This guy's not even in for all.
15:17We don't know that.
15:18This is a mess.
15:19We should just go.
15:20If we go, he's going to tell Steve we were here and then Steve will vanish into a pot of
15:24smoke.
15:25We are here now.
15:26The only way out is through.
15:27Don't...
15:27Okay.
15:29When Benito comes back, you just keep him talking.
15:32I will do the rest.
15:34You talk.
15:35I'll do the rest.
15:36I'll do the rest.
15:36Just talk.
15:37Just talk.
15:37Just talk.
15:39That's better.
15:40Hey!
15:41Oh.
15:43Mustard sushi.
15:44Hey, Dijon.
15:45Look at the kitchen.
15:47Get a drink.
15:48But, oh.
15:49That's not nice.
15:51Yep.
15:51Mm-hmm.
15:52Yeah.
15:54Benito, tell me, what do you do when you're not doing this?
15:59I'm an artist.
16:01Oh, really?
16:02Well, I mean, I do online marketing for a B2B recruitment agency.
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:06But art?
16:07It's my passion.
16:09Oh, that's fascinating.
16:10I love art.
16:11Oh, yeah.
16:12You know when...
16:12You know when you look at pictures and it's not what it seems at first?
16:17You know when you look at it and you go, hmm?
16:18You mean abstract expressionism.
16:20Magic eye.
16:21So, tell me more about your work.
16:27Uh, well, my background is in textile design.
16:30Mm-hmm.
16:30And I've always painted.
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:31But then, well, by chance really, because I had a, um, a voucher.
16:36I did a night class in ceramics and something just clicked for me.
16:41I started making decorative ornamental teacups with a playful erotic edge, which I see as political.
16:46I'm good.
16:47We're smoking.
16:49What are you doing?
16:50Mm-hmm.
16:51I mean, just...
16:52You're...
16:53You want an omelette?
16:54You know?
16:55It's just rude of me.
16:56I just realized you're a guest in my home and I haven't...
17:00I haven't offered you an omelette.
17:01You're...
17:02I'm good.
17:02I'm about to eat a Chinese.
17:04Oh, no?
17:04Okay.
17:05Well, you're lost.
17:06My omelettes are banging.
17:08More recently, I've been smashing the teacups, burying the bids, and selling the coordinates as an NFT.
17:15Yeah, absolutely.
17:16That's what...
17:17Do you like hugs?
17:18Sorry?
17:19Do you like hugs?
17:20I'm a hugger.
17:21Everyone who comes into my home gets one.
17:23Come on.
17:24Bring it in.
17:25We all love a hug.
17:26Okay.
17:27Come on!
17:28Aww.
17:29I read somewhere that hugging, it really, um, calms the...
17:33What?
17:34What did you do?
17:35What happened?
17:36No, no, no!
17:37A broken cover?
17:38I'm wrestling a man!
17:40No!
17:41No!
17:43No!
17:46Oh my God.
17:48He's unconscious.
17:50Oh, yeah.
17:51Oh, problem solved?
17:52No.
17:53No, Dom.
17:54Problem activated.
17:55He's unconscious.
17:57That's a head trauma.
17:58He needs medical attention.
18:00Well, I mean, he's breathing and he's got a pulse.
18:02I'm not a doctor, but how's that any different from being asleep?
18:05Okay.
18:06Dom.
18:06Dom, this man is an innocent bystander.
18:09Okay?
18:09A ceramicist.
18:11This has totally gotten out of hand.
18:14This!
18:14This right here is why we never should have been here in the first place!
18:17Can't we get him on the sofa?
18:19Dom, are you even listening to me?
18:20What?
18:20I don't have time to debate this shit with you!
18:24Alright?
18:25Steve could be here any minute.
18:26Where are you going?
18:27We're away!
18:29Is that alright with you?
18:30Do you know stress excites my blood?
18:33Just tear me up!
18:36Jeez!
18:41Sorry, mate.
18:52Round and round, the bunny ears tight.
19:04Shit!
19:05Shit!
19:06Um, Steve's on his way back.
19:07He just sent the text.
19:09Get on your haunches, and then watch the door.
19:11What haunches?
19:12Have you never used a toilet in rural France?
19:14Just crouch!
19:15Jeez!
19:17Okay.
19:17Is that a taser?
19:18Yes!
19:19I know!
19:20You haven't done the course on how to deploy that.
19:22Hey!
19:22I watch most of a YouTube video at double speed when you're in band practice, okay?
19:25A guy in Texas zapped a watermelon.
19:28It was fine, alright?
19:30It can't fail, and if it does, you just grab him.
19:32You just said it can't fail!
19:33You can't fail!
19:34Well, if it does, you grab him!
19:35What's the door?
19:36At least when you deploy it, shout, taser, taser!
19:38Will you stop telling me what to do?
19:39I'm not telling you what to do!
19:40You are!
19:41It's a suggestion!
19:41You're holding a weapon that could hurt me, so it's for my safety, as well as yours!
20:06No, I do not!
20:15You can't export the capacity to Jubilee.
20:16masterminded this entire thing on my own, all right?
20:20All you have done is mode just meh, meh, meh.
20:24Oh, okay.
20:24You know what?
20:25This is Clinton's dead finger all over again.
20:27Me cutting it off and you crying in the corner doing nothing.
20:31This whole thing is a metaphor for Clinton's dead finger.
20:49What are you doing?
20:50My punches are aching so I'm going on my knees.
20:52You can't pounce from your knees.
20:54I'm going on a beanbag.
20:55Don't you sit on that beanbag.
20:56I've seen you on a beanbag.
20:57It takes you ten minutes to get back up.
20:59Look, I'm not going to be able to do anything,
21:01let alone pounce, if I'm in a constant state of cramp.
21:05No, that's it.
21:06Are you too?
21:10Shhh.
21:11Shhh.
21:11Shhh.
21:12Shhh.
21:13Shhh.
21:14Me, me, me, me.
21:33I'm not doing it.
21:40Okay.
21:41Hey, stop going on about your haunches, and watch the door!
21:49Look out.
22:16Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's just issue it.
22:45Okay.
23:20Oh, you're really strong!
23:32I didn't shout, Taser, Taser!
23:35It's fine, it's fine, I'm not judging you, thank you, thank you.
23:40Oh, that's the motion sensor.
23:43Um, yes, Taser!
23:47Taser!
23:48I'm so sorry!
23:54Watch this!
23:56Haunches!
24:02Ah!
24:04Oh, God, Alison!
24:05What's that?
24:06What?
24:07You are in deep, caca.
24:11Apehend them.
24:13No, no, no, I have a frying pan!
24:16How did you know we were...
24:20You?
24:22Judas.
24:27Okay, is that absolutely necessary?
24:29Feed salt!
24:30Oh, two, three, three, three times, orì•… Are you recording?
24:34No!
24:49I got married, muffled down!
24:52I am a computer without being pirates!
24:53There's no fucking soul.
24:55I am running out.
24:57But you still did not guess.
24:58I don't do too!
24:58Bridger's Sharon says her jet!
24:59You
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