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00:26It's 7 a.m.
00:28I wake after having had, on average, 7 hours and 41 minutes sleep.
00:34I have analyzed my sleep over the years and found this is the perfect amount for me.
00:43I often go to Hyde Park, take off my shoes and stare at the sun for 20 minutes.
00:48Being barefoot grounds me and I receive electrons from the earth.
00:52I sunstare because the UV rays are constantly in my eyes the first hour after sunrise and it resets my
00:58circadian rhythms.
01:028.30.
01:04My human charger, a device that shines light into my ear and gives me energy.
01:09Big day tonight?
01:11Yep.
01:19At some point between meetings, I try to have a shot of activated charcoal.
01:24They settle at a threat now.
01:25We're still blessed in Britain.
01:29I love the show, James.
01:31James!
01:32Hey, you.
01:33James!
01:34I just wanted to say quick hello.
01:36Oh, yeah!
01:36Sure, let's do this.
01:37Okay.
01:38Here we go.
01:39Smile.
01:41Have a good day, you.
01:43James!
01:43Hey, buddy.
01:44What's up?
01:45Sorry.
01:46Okay.
01:46And what's the production session?
01:48James.
01:48Well, basically we've got to have it out by first.
01:50I mean, come on.
01:51James!
01:52Hey!
01:53Tim!
01:53James!
01:55How are ya?
02:01Hi.
02:04Have you two already met?
02:05Sort of.
02:06I'm Ndidi.
02:09Your producer?
02:11Oh, hi!
02:12God!
02:13No, I'm sorry.
02:13I thought you were a...
02:14I thought you were a fan.
02:15Oh!
02:16No, I am a fan.
02:17But I'm...
02:18I'm also a producer.
02:19Ah!
02:20I feel like a dick.
02:27Right, come on.
02:28Yeah, yeah.
02:28So that's it so far.
02:30Seamus O'Hannigan's TV show.
02:32It's fucking amazing.
02:33So when can I tweet about it?
02:34We're officially announcing at noon.
02:36And there's been a change in location, too.
02:38I don't know if your agent's told you.
02:40No.
02:40We're broadcasting from somewhere a bit different from the norm.
02:44It's really exciting.
02:45Somewhere you know very well.
02:46Begins with an I.
02:49Islington!
02:50Woo!
02:51Won't even need a driver.
02:52No, no, no, no.
02:53Ireland.
02:53Northern Ireland.
02:54Belfast, to be precise.
02:56Belfast?
02:58We thought you'd be happy.
02:59Isn't that where you're from?
03:02Erm...
03:02Well, my...
03:03My mum was, yeah.
03:04But I...
03:05I haven't been back for years.
03:06Look, I know it's not ideal, but you'd only have to be there one or two days a week.
03:09We're under pressure to produce more content from outside London.
03:12Inside the Belfast or Cardiff.
03:13And we thought with your background...
03:15This is good.
03:16I'm...
03:16No, I'm happy.
03:18Give me a chance to...
03:20Get back in touch with me roots.
03:27Straight out of Belfast.
03:28And we're bringing the boys.
03:29I gotta look at all the heat.
03:30And we're ringing the noise.
03:31In the North, West, South and East.
03:32South, Reds, Blues, Orange and Greens.
03:34In the Woodvale, Old Park, GCB.
03:36It's screaming skulls in the SRD.
03:38It's on the West Poleglass in Twinbrook.
03:40It's now a deficit of me spinning the wheels.
03:41Ain't no f***ing do what we do.
03:43At Bomb Bomb and MD.
03:44Wait for your three, half GCP.
03:46Keep our lid, you can't you?
03:55Damaged goods.
03:59Janet.
04:11I'll keep this brief, Janet.
04:13You keep what brief?
04:14What am I about to say?
04:15What are you about to say?
04:15I'm about to say it if you'll let me speak without interrupting.
04:18Oh, I wouldn't call this brief.
04:19Stop it.
04:20Stop everything you're doing.
04:21The swearing, the lateness, the stealing.
04:23I don't swear.
04:24You swore at Jason.
04:25He provoked me.
04:26Why, what'd he say?
04:27Good morning.
04:28So, he said good morning.
04:31And you said, suck a f***ing dick.
04:34Who says good morning, anyway?
04:36I mean, what does he think he is?
04:37A f***ing Disney princess?
04:38He's lucky I didn't punch him in the face.
04:40Janet, I do not enjoy firing people.
04:41But if you keep going like this.
04:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:43I'll stop it.
04:45I'll stop everything.
04:47Take the rest of the day off.
04:48Come in tomorrow with a new attitude.
04:49I'll do it tonight.
04:53Do what?
04:59How's your mental health these days?
05:02Suck a f***ing dick, Philip.
05:04Wee!
05:05Wee!
05:06If we are setting up a Truth and Reconciliation Commission for your economy,
05:09we'll be talking to the leaders of all the main parties,
05:12try to find a way forward.
05:14Join me, Seamus O'Hannigan,
05:16for a brand new current affairs show broadcasting live from Belfast,
05:21this Sunday.
05:22This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
05:24We'll be talking to the UK's leading politicians
05:27and asking them the questions you want answered.
05:29So join us this Sunday for This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
05:33With me, Seamus O'Hannigan.
05:37Cuts!
05:38It's a bit repetitive, isn't it?
05:39Yeah.
05:40A few too many this Sundays.
05:42Yeah, and too many Seamus O'Hannigans?
05:46Yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:49Maybe.
05:50Woo!
06:06Didi?
06:07Yeah.
06:08Didi?
06:09Yeah.
06:10Uh...
06:10Sorry.
06:11Thanks.
06:12Are these...
06:13Are these new pages?
06:15I thought you'd missed some important points.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Let's not bring up suicide, shall we?
06:20We don't want to lose our audience in the first week.
06:23Northern Ireland has one of the highest suicide rates in the UK.
06:25I thought we should at least mention it.
06:26Look, I get it.
06:27Indeed, are you keen to make a mark?
06:29But, um...
06:30Hey, I've been doing this a long time, so...
06:32Let me try something.
06:33Okay?
06:38What is unemployment?
06:41Wikipedia defines unemployment as the situation of actively looking for employment whilst not currently being employed.
06:50Like these lads you see standing next to me.
06:54Here in this divided city, still reeling from the collective national trauma of the conflict known as the Troubles.
07:02You can sense the legacy of violence still resting on their young shoulders.
07:08Now, to you or I, they may seem desperate, dangerous, criminal, even.
07:15But these young men seek only one thing.
07:21Hope.
07:23Jesus!
07:24Oh, my God!
07:25Oh, no, well, I won't...
07:25Oh, God!
07:26No, please, everyone, calm down!
07:27No, stop it!
07:28Just leave it!
07:29We have a position to build!
07:31Ah!
07:31Well, I was fucking...
07:32Please!
07:33I'm the police!
07:35Leave me alone!
07:36Oh!
07:39I'm the police!
08:06Oh, rake jacket, check it out!
08:06Shit!
08:07Yo, Nick, come back home!
08:08Wanna talk to everybody at the TV show?
08:36No!
08:38No!
08:39Thank you!
09:16No, no.
09:17Stop it!
09:18I need you all, man, I need you all!
09:21Grab, grab, grab his legs!
09:37Help me!
09:39Help me!
09:41Help me!
09:44Come on!
09:57You saved my life.
10:02You saved mine?
10:04Fucking prick.
10:05I took my phone. Wait, can I just come in
10:07and, um, please, uh, can I
10:09call a taxi?
10:10Can you guard not kill yourself in peace today?
10:27And as we add our this year's
10:29marching season, tensions are
10:31rising throughout the province
10:33We're fucking drenched!
10:35Fucking all over you!
10:36Oh God!
10:39Parades, but at the end
10:41of the consensus.
10:42We're fighting this battle for...
10:44It started to hot up.
10:46But the red team and the blue team
10:47are trying to make a profit of their own.
10:51Hello.
10:52Hi.
10:54Um, listen, would you mind
10:56if I wait inside?
10:58It's just, there's still some rather
11:01unsavoury characters
11:02out there and, um...
11:03Do you wanna watch TV?
11:04Are you okay?
11:07Yeah...
11:08Yeah.
11:10Maybe about £20.
11:12Something like that.
11:14I've got the internet quite reasonable as well.
11:16£20.
11:30There's nothing on.
11:37Oh...
11:38Oh, shit! My phone!
11:50How long'd this day there be?
11:52Taxi?
11:53Um...
11:54Oh...
11:56About...
11:5720 minutes, so...
12:00Not long.
12:01No.
12:03Not long at all.
12:08You hungry?
12:11It's just toast.
12:14I wasn't planning on having dinner tonight.
12:20So...
12:22Why do you want to kill yourself?
12:24What brings you to Belfast?
12:26Oh, um...
12:27I'm, uh, presenting a TV series.
12:29You're presenting?
12:30Yes.
12:31A TV series?
12:31Yes.
12:32You're presenting?
12:33Yes.
12:36Are you a TV presenter?
12:37Fuck off!
12:38Oh, that was quite sore, actually.
12:39Are you famous?
12:40Er...
12:41Well, kind of.
12:42Ow!
12:42Stop pissing me, please.
12:45Famous TV presenter.
12:47In my kitchen.
12:49So...
12:49Do you really not know who I am?
12:52No.
12:53See, I thought you did, you know,
12:55the way you were looking at me in the bedroom.
12:56Was I looking at you in the bedroom?
12:57Yeah, you were.
12:57You were looking at me in the reflection in the mirror.
12:59I don't know what you're talking about.
13:00If anything, you were looking at me.
13:02How would you know I was looking at you
13:03unless you were looking at me?
13:05What's your TV show called?
13:07Er...
13:07It's called This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
13:10Who's Seamus O'Hannigan?
13:12Well...
13:12I am.
13:14Oh.
13:15What other TV shows have you presented?
13:17Er...
13:18Well, I'm...
13:19Well, technically...
13:20Okay, I came from radio...
13:21So you're not actually a TV presenter.
13:23Well, I mean, you know, I've guest presented things.
13:25I've been a panellist on other shows.
13:27What kind of shows?
13:28Politics Hour.
13:29Have I heard of it?
13:30Politics Today.
13:31Nope.
13:31The Political Notebook.
13:32See, I don't really follow politics.
13:34Oh, that's probably why you haven't heard me, then.
13:35Probably because you're not really famous.
13:37Yeah, but I am quite famous.
13:38You're not famous like Charlotte Crosby or Stacey Solomon.
13:40Who are they?
13:42Geordie Shore.
13:43Who's Geordie Shore?
13:44Oh, no, no, don't worry.
13:44Don't worry.
13:45I'll look them up.
13:46I'll fucking hell my phone.
13:49How do you not know who Stacey Solomon is?
13:52X Factor.
13:52I'm a celebrity.
13:53Celebrity Juice.
13:54Celebrity Gogglebox.
13:55Oh, jeez.
13:56You mean reality TV.
13:57Jesus Christ, no.
13:59I mean, that's just for ignorant morons.
14:00We'd be better off shooting themselves in the fucking face.
14:07No offence.
14:13What about your taxi?
14:16Yeah.
14:28Listen, are you gonna be okay?
14:43Just a point.
15:03Oh, shit.
15:05Fuck.
15:07Oh, fuck.
15:08Oh, shit.
15:10Fuck.
15:10Oh! Oh, fuck!
15:18What are you doing here?
15:22I thought you were trying to kill yourself again.
15:25I'm making a bar of chocolate.
15:31Would you mind calling me a taxi again?
15:37Please.
15:42Eh, no, that's dead. I don't care if someone else.
16:00Rang every taxi firm in his Belfast.
16:03They're all booked up. You won't get a cab for ours.
16:04Oh, fuck.
16:07Is there no one else you can try?
16:09Look, mate, I'm not doing this all night.
16:11Sorry, yeah.
16:11Okay.
16:12Well, thanks.
16:13I can walk, I suppose.
16:16Thanks for trying.
16:21You're welcome to stay the night.
16:24Oh.
16:25Oh, well.
16:25Obviously, I don't mean...
16:26No, I know.
16:27No, I mean, I'm...
16:28It's just it's late, you know so.
16:29I didn't think you meant anything.
16:29Thanks.
16:30Anyway, the offer's there.
16:31Appreciate it.
16:32It's not an offer of anything other than a bed.
16:33Right, right, right.
16:34I want to say bed, you know, I don't mean fucking...
16:36Gotcha.
16:44You can sleep in the sofa.
16:47Thanks.
16:49Yeah.
17:02I've come to bed.
17:13So do I have to worry about an irate husband coming home finding a strange man or so far?
17:19My husband's dead.
17:22Oh, sorry.
17:25He died two months ago.
17:28Is that why you're depressed?
17:30Who said I was depressed?
17:31Oh, well, you were trying to...
17:36I'd prefer not to talk about it.
17:38Okay.
17:41It's just, it's good to talk about these things, you know?
17:46It's good to...
17:47It can be helpful to get them off your chest.
17:51And I'm a very good listener.
17:54Well, actually...
17:55In fact, I once interviewed the former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams,
18:00and he said...
18:02He said it was the best interview he's ever done because I'm such a good listener.
18:09Yeah, it might be good to talk about it, actually.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Yeah.
18:24So how did he die?
18:26I killed him.
18:27What?
18:28I murdered him.
18:29Oh.
18:31It was a sex game gone wrong.
18:34I was dominating him, and I took it too far.
18:39I shoved a...
18:41What do you call it?
18:42It's like a...
18:43It's like a vibrator, but it...
18:45It doesn't vibrate.
18:47Dildo.
18:47Dildo.
18:48Yeah.
18:48Yeah, dildo.
18:49Yeah, I shoved a dildo down his throat, and he...
18:55He choked on him.
18:59He choked on a dildo.
19:00Dildo.
19:26He left me for another woman.
19:32Stay tight!
19:37Dildo.
19:38Dildo.
19:43Dildo.
19:44Dildo.
19:49Dildo.
19:53Dildo.
19:54Dildo.
20:18Hi.
20:19Jesus Christ!
20:20I couldn't sleep in my room because of the broken window.
20:23Yeah.
20:24So cold.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:49Oh, my God.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:08Oh, my God.
21:10Oh, my God.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:53I'm going to get ready for work.
22:07This Sunday with shit.
22:09Hello and welcome to the very first.
22:12Oh shit.
22:13Come on.
22:13This Sunday with shit.
22:15Hello, we're in Belfast.
22:19Morning.
22:20Morning.
22:23You all right?
22:25Yeah.
22:27Just a bit nervous about this interview.
22:30What interview?
22:31Interviewing the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions.
22:37Even when I'm nervous, I sing.
22:40Sorry, you what?
22:41I made up this wee song and I sing it to myself whenever I feel nervous.
22:46Go on, let's hear it then.
22:48No, I don't think so.
22:49Can I sing the song?
22:50No, I'm not singing.
22:51Please sing the song.
22:53I don't know what I'm saying.
22:54I want to hear them.
22:55Don't be nervous.
22:57Nerves are for dickheads.
22:59So if you're nervous, that makes you a dickhead.
23:02So don't be...
23:07fucking nervous.
23:11Wow.
23:11No, you wouldn't fucking appreciate it.
23:13No, no, it's not that.
23:14It's just, it's like...
23:15Let's be honest, it doesn't rhyme at all.
23:17So?
23:18Well, I mean, there's no tune.
23:20I mean, you couldn't categorise it as a song.
23:23Well, it's worked though, hasn't it?
23:25How?
23:29You're not worrying anymore?
23:46Yeah.
23:50I don't want to leave but I gotta go
23:54Where'd you come from, where'd you go
23:56I don't recall ever feeling so low
24:00Washed up and burned out, 30 years old
24:03I'm holding out for a little moments
24:07But nobody's ever said shut up and dance
24:10Like the way that you did, babe
24:12Yeah, you made me feel something
24:21Oh honey, come back, you never told me your name
24:27What kind of game if you got me
24:31Whatever it is, I'd let you in
24:34Oh now I see you with some other guy
24:37Washed up and burned out
24:38If you can't stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen
24:41I hope you've enjoyed this first show as much as I have
24:44Thanks for joining us
24:45See you next Sunday
25:05Good morning
25:07I should've known it would always end up this way
25:13Oh Cuban, you're ruthless
25:16Oh Cuban, I'm just stupid
25:20But Cuban, this good taste ain't over yeah
25:38Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing a little turbulence coming into London
25:41Please do remain in your seats at the captain's seatbelt sign
25:54Don't be nervous
25:56Don't be nervous
25:57Nerves are for dickheads
26:00So if you're nervous, it makes you a dickhead
26:04So don't be fucking nervous
26:08So don't be fucking nervous
26:35Sheamus, I thought you were still in Ireland
26:38I just got back
26:39Oh my god, what happened to your face?
26:41I was attacked by a gang of thugs in Belfast
26:43Why didn't you call me?
26:45They stole my phone
26:46Hi
26:48Hi
26:51Did you still do the show?
26:53Didn't you watch it?
26:54Sorry, I actually was filming all night
26:56Did you see my interview in The Observer?
27:32They mentioned you a lot
27:34Me?
27:34It's not about me
27:35You're a totally brilliant actor in your own right
27:39I'm so sick of this patriarchal bullshit
27:45Should we go for dinner?
28:10Well, I know I want to wake up in the morning
28:13But I've got to face the day
28:17That's all, friends
28:19I do not like as much as you say
28:24I know I want to do things independently
28:26But I can't make you stay
28:30That's what all, friends
28:32I do not like as much as you say
28:39But if you want to come back
28:41It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
28:44If you want to come back
28:46Do you want to come back?
28:47It's alright, it's alright
28:49It's alright, it's alright
28:50If you want to come back to me
28:56All alone
28:59All alone
29:01I, I am on my own
29:07Alone
29:09All alone
29:12I, I am on my own
29:20But if you want to come back
29:22It's alright, it's alright
29:24It's alright
29:25If you want to come back
29:26Do you want to come back?
29:28It's alright, it's alright
29:29It's all right if you want to come back to me
29:43Do you want to come back?
29:45It's all right, it's all right
29:47It's all right if you want to come back
29:49Do you want to come back?
29:51It's all right, it's all right
29:53It's all right if you want to come back
29:55If you want to come back
29:57It's all right, it's all right, it's all right
30:00If you wanna come back, if you wanna come back
30:03It's all right, it's all right, it's all right
30:05If you wanna come back to me
30:27I love you!
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