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مسلسل Nine Perfect Strangers مترجم - Episode 1
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00:13You've got this strange effect on me
00:18And I like it
00:23You've got this strange effect on me
00:29And I like it
00:34You make my world seem bright
00:39You make my darkness bright
00:44Oh yes, you've got this strange effect on me
00:50And I like it
00:56And I like it
01:01And I like it
01:18And I like it
01:19And I like it
01:26And I like it
01:26And I like it
01:52I'm actually really looking forward to this
01:54This place has won two Global Wellness Awards
01:59Mental Wellness and Social Impact
02:03Though the latter might have been an honorable mention
02:06The fact is, this woman is giving us a massive price break
02:12What a socially progressive thing to do
02:14To put healing people ahead of the profit mode
02:19I think some of these other folks here
02:22Paying thousands of dollars
02:24We got the golden ticket
02:28I actually feel myself getting lighter as I get near it
02:32It's gonna be a good thing, don't you think so?
02:34How you doing?
02:36How you doing?
02:37How you doing, Zoe?
02:37Zoe?
02:39Yeah
02:39How you doing back there?
02:41Never better, Jess
02:43Looking forward
02:44It's gonna be great
02:51Hey guys, it's Jess
02:53So we're headed to a transformation retreat called Tranquillum
02:57I would tag them for you
02:58But they're not on social
02:59It's like, super mysterious
03:03Anyway, we're gonna spend ten days
03:04Just doing meditation, yoga, healthy eating
03:08And spending some quality time with my man
03:12Damn it, Ben, did you do that on purpose?
03:14This road is beating the shit out of my car
03:16Now I have to record the whole thing again
03:19You don't have to
03:21Yes, I do
03:22Look, if you ask me
03:23I feel like we're taking this whole self-improvement thing a little too far
03:26I didn't ask, but what's that supposed to mean?
03:28It means that
03:29Look, if we keep getting better, eventually we'll be perfect, right?
03:35Then what?
03:36Maybe you'll be a perfect little asshole
03:38But I'm being an asshole
03:39I just don't understand why I'm going to this place
03:41We're going because we have issues, Benjamin
03:45With us
03:46That should mean more to you than your fucking car
03:49We need something dramatic
03:52Yeah, this is definitely dramatic
03:54I'll fuck up my suspension
03:55God
03:58Yes, it's a good day
04:00For singing a song
04:02And it's a good day
04:04For moving along
04:06Yes, it's a good day
04:07I could anything be wrong
04:10A good day from morning to night
04:13And it's a good day
04:15Wellness, here I come, huh?
04:17Frances 2.0
04:19Get ready
04:22Yeah, get ready
04:23Nothing to lose
04:25A good day from morning to night
04:28Little shit
04:29Not even a phone call, huh?
04:32Why not?
04:33Would it be too courteous?
04:36Ah-ha, oh
04:40Hello?
04:41Hey
04:42So have we achieved nirvana yet?
04:45Ah, still a ways off from infinite serenity
04:48Okay, but you need to give this a real chance, honey
04:50I am giving this a real chance
04:52I'm literally going there right now
04:54That's giving it a chance
04:55And do not even think about him
04:57He's an asshole
04:59I wasn't
05:00If I could just get my friends to stop calling
05:01And bringing him up
05:02Any ideas how I could do that?
05:05Oh, have you heard from your agent?
05:07I have not
05:08But now you've brought up him and work
05:10So, you got anything else you want to throw at me?
05:14Just that I love you
05:15The new book is fantastic
05:17You're fantastic
05:18And you're going to have a fabulous ten days of tranquillum
05:21Yes, I know
05:22I feel the same way
05:24Come back a whole new me
05:26I'm sure everyone will like that one better
05:30Well, I like this one
05:33Thanks
05:34Oh, Erin, it's my agent
05:36I'm going to have to call you back
05:37I love you
05:38Call me back, I love you
05:39Hey there
05:40Princess
05:42So, how's the book biz going today?
05:44Whoa, you just sound so upbeat
05:46I'm on my way to that health retreat I told you about
05:49I'm just trying to put myself in a positive state of mind
05:52Yeah, well, remember those people who died in that sweat lodge?
05:55They thought they were being enlightened
05:56When in reality, they were being cooked
05:58This is nothing like that
05:59This place looks amazing
06:01I'm just going there for some healing
06:02You know, massage
06:04Maybe some gentle fasting
06:06Great, well
06:08I'm not the bearer of good news, Franny
06:10What is that supposed to mean?
06:13I think it is beautifully written
06:15I really, really do
06:21Wait a minute
06:22Are you saying they don't want the book?
06:27There's no easy way to say this, Franny
06:29So I'm just going to tell you
06:31They want to buy you out of your contract
06:35I'm so sorry about this, Franny
06:37Especially after everything that happened with that horrendous grifter man
06:41I mean, I just feel so awful
06:43I do not want to talk about this with you
06:51That's it
06:52I'm done
06:53This is how it ends
06:56Dead to the fucking world
06:58Fucking dead
07:01Not dead to the fucking world
07:06Oh my god
07:08Hello?
07:11You okay?
07:14Do you need some help, miss?
07:16No, I'm good, I'm good
07:18You don't seem good
07:19I was just having a quiet moment of despair
07:23Okay, well
07:25That's your idea of a quiet moment?
07:27Because you seem
07:28You're screaming like a banshee
07:29That's why I pulled over
07:31Well, I'm sorry
07:32I apologize
07:33I thought I was in the middle of nowhere
07:35Completely alone
07:36Clearly that is not the case
07:38Are you sick?
07:40I beg your pardon
07:42You seem to be having some kind of a mental breakdown episode sort of thing
07:46I'm not judging
07:46You know, I've got a mental illness in my own family
07:50Is that right?
07:51I'm fine
07:51You know, it's not normal to be screaming dead to the fucking world at the top of your lungs, you
07:57know
07:58You know what it is?
07:59I was having a hot flash
08:02Oh
08:03So I'm good, thank you so much
08:06Do you take supplements?
08:09I'm sorry
08:12Progesterone?
08:13Progesterone, I heard that helps
08:14Are we actually having this conversation right now?
08:17What's with the tone, lady?
08:18I don't have a tone
08:19I am just not used to complete strangers
08:22Prescribing hormone replacement therapy
08:26Curbside!
08:26Apologies
08:28I can see now that you're a tragic person
08:29Have a good day
08:47Morning
08:48Hi
08:55Headed to Tranquilum, I see
08:58Why would you say that?
08:59You're loading up on all the forbidden food items
09:02Oh, I'm going there too
09:05Excellent
09:06You'll be lucky if you get past the front door with this stuff
09:13They'll be taking that too
09:15They don't allow phones at Tranquilum
09:19What have you heard about the place?
09:21Not much
09:21Guess going looking one way, come out looking another
09:24So she must be doing something to them
09:26And, uh, have you met her?
09:28The woman that runs it?
09:29No, no
09:30But, uh
09:32From what I've heard, I'd like to
09:34Supposedly she completely changes people
09:36And that's why I'm going
09:38To be transformed
09:42Good luck with that
09:50Hi
10:10It's the market
10:11You know, romance has taken the worst hit
10:13It won't be forever
10:14Attention, it's not good for my back, Mark
10:16Franny, come on, stop it
10:17Don't, don't
10:18We'll waste your energy on this nonsense
10:20Just try to forget about having a great time
10:22I'm a blight on feminism
10:23Because I described the eye color
10:25Of my, my hero
10:28Oh
10:32Namaste
10:32Welcome to Tranquilum
10:34Oh, um
10:35I'm so excited to hear about it
10:36Give me one second
10:37Just one second
10:38They said I should have killed off Jane
10:40Who kills their main character?
10:42Who?
10:42You must be Francis
10:43Come
10:44One journey ends
10:45And another begins
10:46Oh
10:49How could they be?
10:50They say I hate women
10:52I can't hate women
10:53I am a woman
10:54And I'm crazy about myself
10:58Look, it's not too late
10:59A car this whole thing goes
11:00I mean, please, we're here
11:01I just feel like there's something
11:02We can work on ourselves
11:04We've been working on it
11:05We're not in a good place
11:08Obviously
11:08And
11:09Either we try or
11:13We don't
11:18What the fuck is your problem, man?
11:22No problem
11:24Just need you to nudge it up a little
11:26So I can pull in
11:26So you're just gonna keep
11:27Blowing your horn like that?
11:29Like what?
11:30It's a horn
11:30It's not a musical instrument
11:32You just, you know
11:33Push
11:35See?
11:36Only got the one note
11:37Namaste
11:38Welcome to Tranquilum
11:40Oh my god, your skin is amazing
11:42Ben, look at her skin
11:43I'm Lulu
11:44One of the wellness consultants here
11:46Cool skin
11:46Are you guys ready for the tour?
11:48Yeah
11:48Yes, sir
11:50Great
11:51We'll have to unburden you from that soon
11:53Oh, shit
11:53What?
11:54It hurts, but it's so worth it
11:55But, um, do you mean like
11:58For the whole time?
12:00But it's my phone
12:02Hello?
12:03Can we, can we eject him?
12:05Evict him?
12:05Get him out of here?
12:06Yo, you know what that is?
12:07I know exactly what that's
12:08Because it's just so in vogue now
12:10To kill your characters
12:11Well, they're my babies
12:12Okay, I'm sorry if I'm not a baby killer
12:14I don't even wound my characters
12:20After we get you checked in
12:21I would suggest
12:22A little force bathing
12:24To lower your cortisol
12:26Wow, that sounds nice
12:29We have an award-winning arboretum
12:31And I'll certainly
12:32What I've never been called
12:33Is dangerous
12:34Oh, what's so funny?
12:35I wouldn't even be dangerous
12:36Because I'm
12:36Oh, no
12:37I'm sorry
12:37Oh, I'm sorry
12:38I'm sorry
12:39No worries
12:40I'm Carmel
12:41Yeah
12:41No, I get it
12:42I was just on the phone
12:44With my kids, too
12:45I miss them so much
12:46Oh, no, that's not
12:47This is
12:48No, that's not
12:48I'm not doing
12:49I'm
12:50That's a
12:51Work
12:52I do something for a living
12:53So I don't
12:54Do kids
12:54Not meaning
12:55I don't mean to diminish
12:56I just
12:57I have to
12:58No, no, no
12:59I appreciate what you do
13:01I can't
13:02No, I understand
13:03Carmel
13:04It'll be fine
13:05I promise
13:06They aren't in there
13:08They're in here
13:10And in here
13:21You're so pretty
13:22May I ask
13:24Is everybody here beautiful?
13:26As a matter of fact, yes
13:28Oh, wow
13:29Including you, Carmel
13:36Thank you
13:37Yeah
13:38Okay, all right
13:40I just need to pull something
13:41Okay
13:41I need to pull something up
13:43And then I just need it
13:44Francis
13:45Imagine you did it
13:46Because you don't
13:48You actually don't
13:51Need to
13:54Okay, here's the thing
13:56Something's come up
13:57So I'm gonna have to leave
13:58Something always does
14:00But you're here
14:03Be here
14:04Francis
14:11You're very good at this
14:12I saw you here, please
14:14Hi
14:15Um, sorry about
14:16Before
14:17I mean, Francis Welty
14:18I didn't mean anything
14:19No, no, no
14:20Francis
14:20I'm sorry
14:21Francis Welty
14:22The writer, Francis Welty
14:25Well, it depends on who you ask
14:26Well, ask me
14:27I have read everything
14:28I think we're going
14:29I'll see you soon
14:30Yeah, I will
14:30Or never again
14:32Chatty
14:32Very chatty
14:34This is a cool area
14:35This is nice
14:36Um, the, uh
14:37Oh, God
14:38You?
14:41You must be Tony
14:43Yeah
14:43I gotta take a piss
14:45Your personal wellness consultant
14:47We'll be back momentarily
14:48To assist you
14:48Swell
14:55You know, for what it's worth
14:56I'm not a tragic person
15:00I'm not gonna
15:03I mean, don't you vet your clientele?
15:06He just seems like a criminal
15:07I don't think he's right
15:09I 100% understand
15:11Why they want me
15:13To get off my phone
15:14I'm just thinking
15:15In logical terms
15:16What if there's an emergency?
15:18Like, what if there's a murderer
15:19Or a bear?
15:20Okay, logically
15:20If there's a bear
15:21Or a murderer
15:31Breakfast, seven
15:32Lunch, noon
15:33Dinner, 7.30
15:34And all of our guests eat together
15:36And how many guests are there?
15:38Nine total
15:40It's very intimate
15:41It all looks so fabulous
15:43I mean, I already feel better
15:44I really do
15:45Is this not fantastic?
15:47Yeah
15:47And this is our spa
15:49Wow
15:50I mean, you rarely see engineering like this
15:52In a resort
15:53The craftsmanship
15:55The attention to detail
15:56Incredible
15:58Hey!
16:00Napoleon!
16:02Genghis Khan
16:03Patton
16:04Oh, I get it
16:05No, uh, Napoleon Marconi
16:06That's my name
16:07Oh, Francis
16:08I thought we were doing a military thing
16:09I think I lost my guide
16:11Yeah, super to me
16:12You here for the, uh, 10-day retreat
16:14Us 2.0?
16:16I certainly am
16:17Ah, there you are
16:19Thought we had to run her for a second
16:20Oh
16:21What is this?
16:23Ah, tailored specifically to your metabolic needs
16:25So please do not share
16:26Also, it has been precisely constructed
16:28So please be sure to drink it all
16:30That is just the best
16:31Meet my beautiful, beautiful girls
16:33Wife, Heather
16:33Daughter, Zoe
16:36Pleasure to meet you
16:37Likewise
16:37So, what brings you here?
16:39Because I have to say
16:40You look pretty perfect
16:41Why would you say something like that?
16:44I meant it as a compliment
16:46I'm sorry
16:48I think we're gonna explore the hot springs
16:49Maybe get a quick soak
16:51Do a few laps in the pool
16:53Maybe even visit the sacred spa
16:54Should I show you the hot spring?
16:56Please do
16:56Ciao, Francis
16:58Ciao
16:58Come on, ladies
16:59Jumpstart on bliss
17:02Nice to meet you
17:08Heather's a bitch
17:09Who cares?
17:10Uh, your room is this way
17:18Wow
17:18You have an MRI machine?
17:20Oh, yeah
17:21I've got all the toys here
17:22I try and clean them
17:24How much does an MRI machine cost?
17:26I wouldn't know, I'm afraid
17:27I hear tell that Bill Gates funded all of this
17:30Or at least put up a lot of the initial seed money
17:32Is it true?
17:34I wouldn't know
17:35What's a lot of not knowing going on?
17:38What's this?
17:39It's just a legal disclaimer
17:41Does anyone come all the way here and not sign it?
17:43You would be the first not to sign
17:51Clients are prohibited from posting about Tranquillum on social media platforms
17:58So, how do you attract new guests?
18:01Word of mouth
18:04That's an impressive smile
18:06I like to think so
18:14What's that?
18:16Oh, blood draw
18:16Standard practice
18:17That's standard?
18:19I've already submitted my medical records
18:21Which I found to be a tad bit bizarre
18:24We do a blood intake every few days
18:25It was outlined in the document you just signed
18:28It's part of how we tailor your wellness journey
18:32All right
18:33Bye
18:35With John
18:39This one or the pen
18:46You are brave
18:48You are powerful
18:51You shall be new again
18:56You shall be
18:58Who you came here to be
19:03Yes
19:06Get a grip, Carmel
19:27Oh, God
19:28Oh, God
19:30Oh, God
19:30Oh, I'm sorry
19:31Sorry
19:32No, I'm so sorry
19:33I was forest bathing
19:36And I mistook you for a creep
19:38My bad
19:39I shouldn't have done that
19:40I just, you know, I had to go
19:42Yeah
19:42And my wellness consultant was nowhere to be found
19:46Just don't rat me out to the warden, okay?
19:48No
19:49Wait
19:49The warden?
19:51You know, the Russian lady
19:52Oh
19:53Have you met her?
19:55No, not yet
19:56You?
19:56No
19:56I haven't, but
19:57I can't wait
19:59I mean, I've heard so much about her
20:03Sorry
20:04I just
20:04God, you look so familiar
20:08I'm not
20:14I'm Carmel
20:16Tony
20:17What are you in for?
20:20Weight loss
20:20A scene building
20:22Mind and body transformation
20:24What about you?
20:27No, same thing
20:27Are you married?
20:29Am I married?
20:32Fuck, this isn't one of those places
20:33Wait, what?
20:35What do you mean by that?
20:36Lifelong bachelor
20:37Rest of my life, anyway
20:39I gotta go finish here, okay?
20:41I didn't even get to the shake
20:42Nice to meet you, Chanel
20:45Oh
20:46Yeah
20:48Right this way
20:55Wow
20:57This, um
20:59This is heaven
21:04Welcome to Tranquilum
21:05Your wellness journey has begun, Frances
21:08You know, I have
21:10You know, I have
21:11Been feeling rather unwell lately
21:13Hmm
21:14Yes
21:15I know you have
21:19This is gonna be the best thing
21:22I just know it
21:25It has to be
21:30It will get you well, Frances
21:33It will get you feeling as well
21:35As you've ever felt
21:37In your whole life
21:39Yeah
22:06I know you have
22:28How did you get in here?
22:30I came in through the door
22:36I'm Masha
22:43You're her
22:46Why are you crying, Frances?
22:49Um, you know
22:50It's a little bit of
22:52My career is over
22:53Kind of thing
22:54A bit of menopause
22:57Makes it a little bad relationship
22:58A dash of crippling shame
23:01We're gonna get you well
23:08You know, uh
23:09I almost didn't come
23:13And then
23:14When I did get here
23:17I really thought about leaving
23:20Nearly everyone here
23:21Almost didn't come
23:23They sense it's gonna take courage
23:26And it'll be
23:29Sometimes unpleasant
23:32And I'll tell you something else
23:33The people who come here
23:35Most of them
23:35They have fairly good lives
23:36Comfortable even
23:38They come for the suffering
23:44I don't wanna suffer
23:46I don't wanna suffer
24:11What?
24:15Nothing
24:17Why is Zoe in another room?
24:20Because the rooms are double
24:22Occupancy, darling
24:23She loves having her own room
24:25You kidding?
24:25Did she tell you that?
24:26Well, what 20-year-old
24:28Doesn't wanna get away from her parents?
24:29Perhaps our
24:3120-year-old
24:32Perhaps on this weekend
24:35Of all weekends
24:50Just ride it out, sweetheart
24:52Ride it out, huh?
24:59Okay
25:05I thought I might hit the hot springs
25:07Before orientation
25:08Join me
25:10You go, honey
25:12I think I'll go for a run
25:20Now
25:21Haven't met her yet
25:21The official orientation
25:22Is this evening
25:25But it's fucked up
25:27That I can already tell
25:30Mm-hmm
25:31I'll ring you again tomorrow
25:37Hello?
25:38Hello?
25:40Lars
25:42Forget my voice already?
25:43Where are you?
25:45I'm at some fucked up spa thing
25:48Again?
25:50Cool
25:52It's for work
25:53Yeah
25:53Okay
25:54I'm just gonna be off-grid
25:56For ten days
25:57I wanted you to know
25:58Just in case
26:01I don't know
26:01Lars
26:02Where you go
26:03That's
26:03No longer any of my business
26:05Is it?
26:07Right
26:10Well, uh
26:11Enjoy your ten days
26:12Great
26:28So many rules here
26:31I would have thought eavesdropping must be on the list
26:33Hey, how do you still have a phone?
26:37I don't have a phone
26:38Right, right
26:39You just have a
26:40Just have a watch
26:41And an earpiece
26:42And
26:45Lars Lee
26:47Zoe Marconi
26:49And what brings a Zoe Marconi to Tranquilum?
26:53Um
26:54My parents
26:56Hmm
26:58Yeah
26:59What brings a Lars Lee?
27:01And why do you think this place is fucked up?
27:05Well, they all are
27:06Aren't they?
27:08Wellness retreats
27:09Just another construct to separate rich people from their money
27:12Get them to feel good about themselves in the process
27:16It's such utter crap
27:17And yet here you are
27:19Spending your money feeling good about yourself
27:21Wow
27:22You and I could actually be friends
27:25And how would, uh
27:27Ray
27:28Feel about that?
27:32Hey, honey
27:32Hi
27:33Uh
27:34It's me again
27:35Just leaving you another message
27:36Um
27:37Look, I'm gonna be off the grid for a few days
27:40I'm at a wellness retreat
27:44Anyway, I'm gonna be unreachable
27:46Not that you care
27:49Sorry
27:53I love you
27:55That's
27:56No, I'll, uh
28:00Yeah, love you
28:01Okay
28:05Tony, I'll need to take your phone now
28:06Yeah, I was just leaving a message for my daughter
28:09Got it
28:09But we have rules
28:10So
28:12The phone, please
28:14Okay, look
28:16I don't think I'm really supposed to be here
28:19I mean, the whole thing was
28:20Kind of random
28:22I was having a terrible fucking day
28:24And I googled spa
28:26And then to save a little time
28:28I typed in most expensive
28:30And your place popped up
28:31But now that I'm here
28:32We don't really believe in random here
28:38The phone, please
28:49Thank you, Tony
29:09This is gonna be really good for us
29:14I can feel it
29:18What do you think?
29:20It definitely feels real good right now
29:23I think these mineral babs
29:25They're a
29:28Aphrodisiacal?
29:29Aphrodisiacal?
29:29Is that a word?
29:30I don't know
29:30I think you just made that one up
29:31It should be a word
29:32It definitely should
29:35You remember right after
29:37When we went to celebrate at two brunch
29:40And they had to ask us to leave
29:41This food fucking so much
29:43And that was right
29:44I do
29:45That's crazy
29:49So crazy
29:54Oh dear
29:56What's up, man?
29:57Hi
29:57Am I intruding?
29:59I'd be the last person to interrupt
30:01The romantic interlude
30:02Come on in
30:03The more the merrier
30:05It's just I've been in a car all day
30:06You know
30:08All right
30:10Woohoo
30:11Wonderful
30:17Oh, I'm sorry
30:19Napoleon Marconi
30:20Hi
30:21Ben Shanley
30:22It's my wife Jessica
30:23Lovely to meet you
30:24Oh
30:27Oh, wait a minute
30:31You're not the fellow that drives the Lamborghini, are you?
30:35I am
30:36Holy moly
30:38Oh boy
30:39I'd like a ride in one of those things
30:41Before this is all said and done
30:44Okay
30:44Yeah
30:45You see, I'm just a
30:47High school teacher
30:49We got in here on a discount
30:50You know what?
30:51I'd be happy to do your ride
30:53Maybe even let you take a full spin
30:54Oh my God
30:56You're not kidding
30:57No
30:58Wow
30:59Thank you
31:00Yeah, don't mention it
31:02High school teacher is an admirable job
31:08The offer is only limited to my car
31:10Spend a minute
31:10Uh, beg your pardon?
31:11I don't think so
31:12You're looking at my wife like you want to take her for a spin?
31:14Oh my heavens
31:15That's not right
31:16I mean, you're obviously
31:18No
31:19I
31:19Look, I give you my word
31:21Thou shalt not covet
31:22I'm a happily married man
31:25And one of my
31:25My solemn word
31:27Sounds good
31:30I might have to watch out for you
31:31Oh
31:33Yeah, because my wife's a humdinger too
31:35Oh yeah?
31:36Yeah
31:37Yeah, she's pretty attractive
31:39So much so that my nickname's pretty much
31:41That guy?
31:42Really?
31:45People look at her and look at me and say
31:47That guy? Really?
31:48Oh
31:49I get it
31:50That's funny
31:51Yeah, you probably don't get that
31:52Because you're comparably attractive
31:54You're driving a Lamborghini
31:55Thank you
31:56I'll shut up
31:57I am perfectly willing to shut up
31:59I'm a chronically loquacious person
32:01If you let me talk long enough
32:02I always seem to find the poop
32:04And step right in it
32:10Alright
32:10So
32:11I'm going to
32:14Adjourn
32:16We're here
32:20Wonderful to meet you both
32:21You too
32:22You too
32:25Oh
32:25What an extraordinary place
32:54Are you kidding me?
32:56It's just one
32:58It's just one
32:58Tradition
32:59One before a recession
33:02But seriously
33:04We are a health resort
33:06One cigarette is not going to kill me
33:10And if it helps me cope better for the guests, right?
33:14Something tells me with this group
33:16Hmm
33:17What?
33:19What about this group?
33:21Just
33:21The vibe seems a little charged, right?
33:26Too many cases in the basket
33:31Marsha knows what she's doing
33:48What do you mean she curates?
33:50That's the rumor
33:51That's the rumor
33:52She mixes and matches her guests
33:53Like a cocktail
33:55Not sure how I made the cut
33:57Well I guess you must be really fucked up
33:59Oh
33:59Just your right-of-the-mill asshole
34:01Oh, hello again
34:03Hello
34:05Feeling any better?
34:06I am, thank you
34:08I'm so glad to hear it
34:09I'm so glad to be able to share that with you
34:11Have a wonderful life now
34:13You too
34:16I bring it out of people
34:18It's a gift
34:21Namaste
34:22Where are they?
34:23Does anybody know?
34:25Are we expected to self-orientate?
34:28I think they leave us alone on purpose
34:30Why?
34:32In law and order
34:32I always put the suspects in the room alone at first
34:35To soften them up
34:36Wait, so you met her?
34:38I did
34:38Yeah
34:39And did she give you any idea what to expect?
34:42Suffering
34:45In the very low pain thresholds
34:47What else did she say?
34:48It was really about the gist of it, really
34:50Just that we don't come here to suffer
34:52And I get the feeling she aims to deliver
34:55Wait, she's here
34:56She's an amazing, mystical, eastern-block unicorn
35:02See what I mean?
35:03Namaste
35:05Welcome to Tranquillum House
35:13Right now you are at the foot of a mountain
35:15And the summit
35:17It seems impossibly far away
35:19But I'm going to help you reach that summit
35:22In ten days
35:24You will leave here
35:25You will not be the person that you are now
35:28You will leave Tranquillum House
35:30And you will feel happier
35:33Healthier
35:36Lighter
35:37Freer
35:39And on the last day of your stay
35:41You will come to me
35:42And you will say
35:42Yes, Masha
35:43Masha, you were right
35:44I'm not the same person
35:46I'm not the same person that I was
35:48I'm healed
35:49I am free
35:50Free of the negative habits
35:53And chemicals
35:55And toxins
35:56And thoughts
35:57That were holding me back
35:59My mind
35:59And my body
36:01Are clear
36:03And I am changed
36:05In ways
36:06I could never
36:07Have imagined
36:09Um, did you
36:10Go through our bags
36:11Because I seem to be missing
36:12A few things
36:13Yes, you were missing
36:15Chocolate and wine
36:15As is Francis
36:18Well
36:18And they're both
36:20Antioxidants, so
36:23I'm missing stuff, too
36:25You don't get to just
36:26Steal our shit
36:30But you're mine now, Tony
36:32And you want to be mine
36:36You want me to see you
36:37Peel you
36:38Fix what I see
36:40Tell me
36:42Does any of this feel random to you?
36:48Answer me
36:49Does it feel random?
36:54No
37:02What is it, Tom?
37:04I'm so happy
37:07You're everything I hope for
37:09I'm sorry, but
37:11You want us to
37:13Just put ourselves in your hands
37:15But we don't know the first thing about you
37:16I mean
37:17What's your story?
37:21My story is
37:23I died
37:28I came here from Russia
37:30And I worked
37:32And I worked
37:33And I worked
37:34And I worked
37:35And I worked
37:35And I worked
37:35I consumed
37:36I climbed
37:37I worked
37:38I built a company
37:39I worked
37:40I consumed
37:41I went over people
37:43I went over people
37:43I went through people
37:44And then
37:48I was shot dead
37:50In a parking garage
37:52I was clinically dead
37:59And that man
38:02He brought me back to life
38:05He cut into my chest
38:07He reached inside me
38:09Just as I will reach inside all of you
38:14Metaphorically
38:15You have all come here
38:18To die
38:21And I'll bring you back
38:26There can be births
38:28In death
38:30Tragedy
38:32Can be a blessing
38:35I know
38:37I was a corporate CEO
38:38And then
38:39Boom
38:45I was a little girl
38:47And I was riding my bicycle
38:52Reconnecting with joy
38:53And innocence
38:55Excuse me
38:57This is not appropriate
38:58I will decide what is appropriate
39:00You know our story
39:05Death will not be your story
39:07So
39:13She's okay
39:14No she's not okay
39:16What is wrong with you
39:18Step to the center please Heather
39:22Step to the center
39:31I prefer you not upset the group
39:35You prefer I not upset the group
39:37I prefer you not upset the group
39:39We came here for a retreat
39:42To escape
39:43None of you shall retreat
39:44You will not escape
39:46You know why we're here
39:47Do you really mean to fuck with us like this
39:50This is tranquilla
39:57I mean to fuck with all of you
40:13I've really got to use
40:17My imagination
40:21To think of good reasons
40:25To keep on keeping on
40:28Keep on keeping on
40:30Got to make the best of
40:32Best of
40:33Best of
40:34A bad situation
40:35Bad situation
40:37Ever since that day
40:39Ever since that day
40:41I found that you were gone
40:43Gone
40:45Darkness all around me
40:49Blocking out the sun
40:52Oh
40:53Friends call me
40:56But I just don't feel like
40:58Talking to anyone
41:01Emptiness is found me
41:05And it just won't let me go
41:09Go right on baby
41:11But I just don't know
41:15You're too strong
41:16I can keep on keeping on
41:18Yes I am
41:40Part of the healing is finding the wound
41:43That's why you picked us
41:44Right?
41:46We complement each other's demons
41:49This is
41:50Particularly volatile group
41:54How do you think you're kidding?
41:56I've become a punchline
41:58Tell me
41:59Why doesn't he love you anymore?
42:02I don't
42:04Although I can get violent
42:06I'm not violent
42:08Biggest threat to the planet
42:09Is overpopulation
42:10And these bloody breeders
42:12Keep pumping them up
42:13It's incredible
42:13You're still single
42:16I should have never come to this place
42:46I'm worried about you
42:47The protocol
42:50They're blossoming
42:52I've been feeling unlike myself
42:54I don't know what Lars is
42:56He's not just a guest
42:58It seems like you might be getting worse
43:01There is nothing to fear
43:03We will all die here
43:09Is Masha batshit or is she the real deal?
43:11I don't know
43:11I don't know what you're talking about
43:15I don't know what you're talking about
43:17You're welcome
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