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Seth, Sean, Reggie and Lopez kick around the ITL question of the day: what's something totally normal that you've just never done before?
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00:00Yeah, what's something normal you've never done before?
00:02You saw what happened yesterday, right?
00:03Yeah, Jim Palmer.
00:04Yeah.
00:04First chicken wing of his life in 80.
00:06First chicken wing of his life.
00:08Isn't that wild?
00:08In 80.
00:09Yes.
00:10Boy, Jim Palmer.
00:11The ladies loved Jim Palmer back in the day.
00:13He still looks great.
00:14Does he look good?
00:14Yes.
00:15He had those underwear ads.
00:15He stays away from the chicken wings.
00:17That's right.
00:18That's what he does.
00:18That's not a good effort.
00:20That's not good for chicken wings.
00:21Oh, no.
00:22Yeah, yeah.
00:22I'm sure people stop eating chicken wings now.
00:24There's no way Jim Palmer's 80.
00:26What?
00:27No, look at him.
00:28Yeah, that was a common response from a lot of people.
00:31Dude, yeah.
00:31And he was on those.
00:32Boy, he must moisturize.
00:34He was on some Oriole staffs that would be the scourge of every debate show now.
00:39Because they were winning like 25 games each because they're throwing a bunch of complete
00:44games every time out.
00:46That's fun times.
00:47Born in 1945, which is the ultimate draft dodging maneuver.
00:50But, yeah.
00:53Jim Palmer, draft dodging.
00:55Got it right as the war was ending.
00:57Pretty clever there, Jim Palmer.
00:58Can you thank the people that let you eat those chicken wings, please?
01:02Give you the freedom to eat those chicken wings?
01:04I like the thought process that if he had been born a year earlier, they would have sent
01:07him out to the farm.
01:08Yeah, they could have.
01:09That's great.
01:11It would have put him smack dab into getting drafted to Vietnam.
01:15So, yeah.
01:16I'm about to give my real answer to that question.
01:18I mean, I've never been to the parts of the NFL Plus corner of the universe that Seth's
01:24been to.
01:25But that's also not normal.
01:27I may set myself up for ridicule here because I don't know how normal this is, but I know
01:32a lot of guys who've gotten mani-pedis.
01:34You've never gotten one?
01:35I've never gotten a mani-pedi before in my life.
01:37It sounds like you have.
01:38It's relatively normal.
01:39Not a lot.
01:39Like three or four.
01:40But we're saying never done it before.
01:43The majority of American men have probably never gotten a mani-pedi.
01:46You think?
01:47The majority have never.
01:47Have you ever gotten one?
01:50Yes, I think.
01:51I've never gotten a pedicure.
01:53Nobody's touching my damn toes.
01:54No, I don't get it.
01:55I don't know.
01:56It might feel kind of good.
01:57But anyways.
01:57Actually, the pedicure was better than the manicure.
01:59Yeah.
02:01Get your feet rubbed.
02:02That's a good thing.
02:02I've gotten like three or four.
02:03It touches my toes.
02:04I've gotten like three or four, but all of them are like, you get egged on.
02:07Come on.
02:08Come with me.
02:09You'll like it.
02:10And Amy's been trying forever.
02:12And she's like, I'll pay for it.
02:13Or I'm like, no, I just don't want to go.
02:15It's just not.
02:15It doesn't appeal to me.
02:17All four were like at her behest.
02:18It doesn't appeal to me.
02:19So you're saying never done.
02:20I've never done that.
02:21That sounds like you may have done at least a manicure once.
02:23You've done it a few times.
02:25Reggie?
02:25A pedicure.
02:26I have done it.
02:27In fact, I did it recently.
02:28Was it last year?
02:29And I was the sucker.
02:31I went with the gold package when I did it.
02:34Is Figgy in there?
02:35Figgy, what about you?
02:36What happened?
02:37Have you ever gotten a mani-pedi?
02:40Yes.
02:41You have?
02:42Yes.
02:42Okay, so the majority.
02:43I'm the only one in this room that's never gotten one.
02:47So am I the majority?
02:48I don't know.
02:49I don't know.
02:49Well, they're kind of pricey.
02:50So there's going to be plenty of people who don't do it because it costs too much.
02:55But yeah, we've got a great tool.
02:57713-572-4610.
02:58You know what?
03:00Let's talk to the people.
03:01Yes.
03:01Let me say this because I feel like this is one of those things that's way more common
03:05than people realize.
03:08And mostly it's because they just keep it to themselves when they do it.
03:11But I feel like at the very least, I don't know what percentage of students have cheated
03:17on a test.
03:18But I've never once in my life cheated on a test by looking over somebody's shoulder
03:22or doing anything like that.
03:24Not even like in middle school?
03:25No, never ever.
03:26That is a great answer.
03:28What a Boy Scout.
03:28That is a great answer.
03:30Yes.
03:30But I think it's more based on fear of anything else.
03:33You know, like am I any more morally upstanding?
03:37Probably not.
03:38I think I'm just more of a coward.
03:40Now I'm a little ashamed that I've never cheated.
03:42Yeah.
03:42Yeah.
03:42What's your problem, man?
03:44Heck, I cheated off of Seth when we did the Wonder League.
03:48Oh.
03:49Are we just learning about this now?
03:51No, I did not.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Oh, that's funny.
03:53No, I don't think we could on that one.
03:54Yeah, you were on the next table.
03:56Yeah, you were on the next table.
03:58The only time I ever cheated, I didn't cheat on, like regularly cheat.
04:02I've cheated on a test before.
04:04This is how I cheated.
04:04I've never looked, put it this way, I've never looked on somebody else's paper before.
04:08In college, I had a class, a marketing class that was in an amphitheater.
04:13It held like 500 people.
04:15And you would grab, and so there were no desks, you were literally sitting in a theater, but
04:20they had these lap boards that you could grab off a shelf and just put it on your lap and
04:25that's how you leaned on it and wrote your notes.
04:26Well, I never went to this class.
04:28And so I borrowed somebody's notes and then I actually took one of the lap boards back
04:32to my dorm room and I basically wrote a semester's worth of marketing onto the lap board.
04:41That's next level cheating.
04:42Dude, but here's what I, but here's what, no, it's industrious.
04:45Here's what I found out.
04:46Here's what I found out.
04:47In rewriting all the notes, I ended up, I didn't really need it.
04:52I learned it.
04:53Go figure.
04:54Yes.
04:55Now, I still leaned on the lap board from time to time, you know, for answers, but that's
05:00the closest.
05:01I'm not a look on somebody else's paper guy.
05:03This is kind of in the...
05:04It's too obvious.
05:05This is kind of in the same realm as Manny Petty because a lot of guys are like, oh,
05:09I don't sew, you know, but you know how I like to do stuff with my hands, you know,
05:12whether it's making something, cooking, whatever.
05:14I've never sewn anything.
05:17I've tried.
05:18I can see that.
05:18Sewing's very tedious.
05:19I don't, the concept doesn't, how it works doesn't even work.
05:23We still had to take home economics when I was in junior high, so that was pretty cool,
05:27actually.
05:27I'm glad I learned how to sew a little bit.
05:29Like, and now it does, clothes are so much cheaper these days.
05:32It's cheaper these days.
05:33You're not, you're not like sewing patches onto clothes anymore.
05:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:37Yeah, that's a, so you've never sewn a single thing in your life.
05:40I've tried multiple times.
05:41I can't, I don't understand how it works.
05:44Like, wait a minute.
05:44I don't either.
05:45Like, I could tile a floor.
05:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:47You know, I could float the floor, tile a floor.
05:49But if you need a rip in your shirt, that thing's staying ripped.
05:52I could, I built an outdoor kitchen in my backyard, but I can't sew.
05:56I can't thread the needle.
05:58So you're saying it goes through?
06:01I remember, I read a book a long time ago by a woman who is one of the, like, she's
06:05one
06:05of the first female medical students at some school or whatever, back when there weren't
06:09a lot of women doctors.
06:10And when it got to the, and so she had to face a lot of people just scoffing at, like,
06:15you
06:15know.
06:15But when it came to learning how to do stitches, it's like her mom had taught her how to sew
06:19and everything.
06:20Yeah.
06:20She was really good at sewing.
06:21But, like, she's talking about, like, these surgeons are acting like, you know, they're
06:25giving you these secrets to the trade.
06:27Yeah, yeah.
06:28And she comes up and she's like, that's, my mom could step in and do this in a heartbeat.
06:34And they were just wowed by her ability to pick up stitching so quickly.
06:38And you know what's wild about that?
06:39A woman.
06:40Look at this.
06:40A woman sewing a body better than a man.
06:43Yeah.
06:44I can tie every knot known to mankind, you know, because of my fishing.
06:49Yeah, yeah.
06:49But I can't sew.
06:50I wish, see, that's something I wish I had done.
06:53I tell Brandy this once a year.
06:55Like, I want to sit down and learn how to do, like, all the Boy Scout knots and everything.
06:59Because even boating, John, if I ever go boating out with you, you're going to be humiliated
07:04by me.
07:05Because I do, I get real, I get real nervous when I'm tying down the knot.
07:08I vaguely know how to do it, but it's going to take me like seven or eight times before
07:13I get it right.
07:13And that's simple.
07:15Yeah.
07:15Yep.
07:16A lot of mani-pedi weighing in on the text page here.
07:19Yeah.
07:19Let me ask you guys this one.
07:20Yep.
07:21Have you ever sung karaoke?
07:23Yes.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:24Yeah, I never have.
07:25That's another good answer.
07:26I can see that.
07:27I can see where you wouldn't sing karaoke.
07:29Or you'd have to be super drunk to do it, I would.
07:31Where is Seth going if he's selecting karaoke?
07:34Oh, I'll bring him to Dino's Den over on Richmond sometime if he's in town.
07:38We'll get him singing, you know.
07:39I can't.
07:40Won't do it.
07:41It all goes back to when I was in fifth grade and my dad was trying to see if I
07:45had any musical
07:46ability.
07:47Because he was a very gifted musician.
07:49Before he got kicked out of high school, he had gotten a musical scholarship to college.
07:54And he became another type of person.
07:56Is Seth?
07:57He did a lot of the other stuff that musicians do.
08:00I know.
08:01Maybe he's trying to turn you into a child star to star in one of his movies he would
08:04produce.
08:04No.
08:04So he had me sing along with this song.
08:07And I remember it was a Billy Joel song.
08:09I can't remember which one it was.
08:10Oh, I need to know.
08:11He was like, well, let's see if you can sing.
08:12And I got about like three or four bars into it.
08:15And he's like, no, that's enough.
08:17Wow.
08:17You're good.
08:19You're good.
08:19You're good.
08:19He went all Simon Cowell on his own kid.
08:23And ever since then, I've been petrified.
08:25You don't remember?
08:26I need to know which Billy Joel song that young Seth was asked to sing.
08:29I'll go through his catalog later.
08:31And I'll try to see which one I start crying at.
08:34I'm picturing my life.
08:36My life is the first one that popped into my head.
08:38But boy, if they had him sing Innocent Man, that would be amazing.
08:41In a high-pitched fifth grade voice.
08:46It's a lot of mani-pedis on the text page, except for this one guy.
08:52Never had a mani-pedi.
08:53Real men don't have mani-pedis.
08:54You knew that was coming.
08:56Got to have a real man.
08:57It's not that I haven't had one because it's a manliness thing.
09:00I just don't want to.
09:01I just don't want to.
09:02You want to talk about manliness.
09:05The other day, we were watching the Craya highlights from a home run he had in Baltimore
09:12a few years ago.
09:14And they showed the dugout shot.
09:15And it was Jake Marisnyk celebrating with Carlos Correa.
09:19And Brandy turned to me and she said, okay, if you had to choose between Jake Marisnyk and
09:23Ryan Gosling, what's your choice?
09:25Oh, wow.
09:26That was unfair.
09:27That was unfair.
09:28How long did it take for you to break it down, the tail of the tape?
09:32Gosling won out because I know for sure of his sense of humor.
09:35Okay.
09:37Marisnyk, I'm sure he's a fun guy.
09:38Yeah.
09:38But I don't know if he's as legitimately funny as Ryan Gosling.
09:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:42It's good.
09:43You can at least.
09:43Ryan gets really jealous when I start gushing about those two guys.
09:46Once you're done staring at him, you can have a fun conversation with him.
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