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00:03Jesus, Fergal. I'm glad to see you haven't lost that ferocious duck hook.
00:07Yeah, the provisional ball you're not gonna get.
00:09Were you aiming for the house there?
00:10That scabby fucker's never gonna let that one go.
00:14That's an eight euro golf ball.
00:17Oh look, we're breaking and entering now.
00:55Would he have helped me if he knew I was a priest?
00:59Would he then have called the cops?
01:01Or would he have used that club in his hand to push me deeper underwater?
01:10Nobody has much use for a priest these days, dead or alive.
01:14Found it! I can take a swing from here! Watch out!
01:20That's actually a good recovery, you're not gonna lie.
01:22But I do have one last rite to perform.
01:26I'm the dead body.
01:28And these stories always begin with one of those.
01:32There's such comfort in repetition, isn't there?
01:35It's a bit like mass.
01:38Please don't assume I'm some kind of pervert just because I'm dead and I'm wearing the collar.
01:42I know we haven't covered ourselves in glory over the last little while, but respectfully, nor have you.
01:49And you people make solemn promises all the time.
01:52My job is to hear how you broke those sacred vows, and then to help you find peace.
01:57Well, now that my era of giving a toppenny fuck what people think is well and truly over, here's the
02:04gospel.
02:05One week before, I arrived in Tenerife to officiate at the wedding of an old friend's daughter.
02:37You want some air conditioning?
02:39Oh no, let us save the planet.
02:41A little mortification of the flesh is good for me.
02:46Are you here for a wedding?
02:48Ah, yes, I'm officiating at the wedding.
02:52I'm a priest, a Catholic priest from Ireland.
02:54Come on, he comes.
02:56Ah.
02:58Ah.
02:59Ah.
03:11Excuse me, excuse me.
03:12This can't be mine.
03:13My host assured me of a small room here for the week.
03:16This is yours.
03:17This is the address.
03:25What you saying is fucking covered!
03:37You've got a 될...
03:38I don't think I – I want to go up to.
03:41You better look like hell any room.
03:43Mary?
03:44No, please, look, look.
03:45Um, actually, that, if we don't have to be so מדganised, if we don't have to sound.
03:47You better swim right out of the tunnel, and then get a drink, and jump in here, again.
03:50Someone's going to have to sneeze, he's going to have to sneeze.
03:54Hey, someone dial a priest?
03:59Hello. Father Vincent O'Keefe, how do you do?
04:03Hola, Padre. Have you lost your way?
04:07I don't know. By all accounts, I'm staying here.
04:11Hey, you're a friend of Sandra and Jerry's, yeah?
04:13Yes.
04:14Seems a bit topped in the skull they have you subjected to sharing with us, but...
04:21They're calling the shots, you know? Hey-ho.
04:24Okay, so...
04:26Come on, we'll find you a manger.
04:31Now, Rory.
04:33Cormac, Ava, Claire, the Huns.
04:36Weather.
04:38Sofas.
04:40Chair.
04:43Kitchen.
04:46Almonds.
04:51Hallway.
04:53Let's call a spade a spade.
04:57And...
04:58Boom.
05:01Look, real talk, Padre.
05:04I'm sorry, I just have to say it, you know?
05:06Let's get it out of the way now.
05:07I'm delighted you're here.
05:08But this lot, it's like...
05:11This is their holiday.
05:12They've all taken annual leave to be here.
05:14They're my best mates in the whole entire world, and I don't think they'll be happy to kind of curtail
05:17their behaviour just because they're sharing with a priest.
05:20Seems mental to take that.
05:23That's fine to say, isn't it?
05:25Best in the long run vibes.
05:27Just a couple of lads being straight with each other, you know?
05:30A man of the cloth to one lack thereof.
05:34Cool.
05:35Quezis?
05:37Zero quezis.
05:38Fuego.
05:39Wi-fi password is Tenerife4life, capital T, number four, life is O-I-F, all lowercase, all one word.
05:45And you're flying.
05:47Good man.
05:51Actually, it's Tenerife spelled wrong, so it's R-E-E-F.
06:13I don't know if he looks like that.
06:15He looks a bit more like Donald.
06:20I think, by the way, it's a bit fucking weird having a priest wandering around in a living room in
06:23the middle of the night.
06:24He's just a person.
06:25A human person.
06:29God!
06:30Maybe they're trying to stop us from going mad.
06:32No, Jeff.
06:33Stop that.
06:34No, with eyelid eye, he was an absolute last minute dot com.
06:37All the hotels were booked out.
06:39Yeah, but I mean, they do have priests in Spain.
06:41Hmm.
06:41Apparently, Sandra was like, we need this one guy for the big day.
06:44Ah, no.
06:46Look.
06:46Look, I've had a little word, Björg, and he knows to be cool.
06:50Otherwise, he'll be fucked out on his ear hall.
06:53Mui, rapido, multa, pronto.
06:56And you'll be doing that, will ya?
07:05Oh, hi, father.
07:09I got a text.
07:12Um, Mia.
07:13Yeah, Mia.
07:14No drugs are to be taken at our wedding, and we'd really appreciate it if you refrained from drinking alcohol
07:19the day before so you could be fully present to appreciate the day.
07:23Ah?
07:24Nobody wants to be a Karen in 2025.
07:27You might as well call me Heil Hitler.
07:28I'm changing my name when I go to boarding school next year.
07:31You can't stop me.
07:31Dad said it's okay.
07:32Your dad will literally say anything to avoid an argument.
07:35You're so fucking controlling!
07:37I'm trying to do what's best for you, and even though you clearly hate me, you need to be at
07:41home.
07:41Ah!
07:42Boarding school is a...
07:43Boarding school is a...
07:48Boarding school is a...
07:56Boarding school is a...
07:58Boarding school is a...
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08:02Boarding school is a...
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08:03Boarding school is a...
08:04Boarding school is a...
08:04Boarding school is a...
08:05Boarding school is a...
08:05Boarding school is a...
08:06Boarding school is a...
08:07Boarding school is a...
08:07Boarding school is a...
08:07Boarding school is a...
08:11Boarding school is a...
08:13Oh, so I've got to wear shoes, I think it has a clean hat.
08:24This is gin, lemons, and...
08:28Oh, I want this first thing I guess.
08:31This is a good thing.
08:37Oh, so cute!
08:41Do we have coffee?
08:48Hiya.
08:50Ava.
08:51Oh, Vincent.
08:53Bride or groom?
08:54Both, neither. I'm the priest.
08:58We'll all be on the bride's side of the aisle.
09:00The last two are arriving tomorrow.
09:01And I'm singing a little song of the happy couple.
09:05What are you singing?
09:07Let's see if you can guess.
09:08Close your eyes.
09:10Give me your hand, darling.
09:13Do you feel my heart beating?
09:18Wow.
09:20Those are good memories.
09:21Memories, anyway.
09:24Yes, I always liked that one.
09:25Shit.
09:27How are you going to get back with all that water?
09:29Oh, walking. Don't mind the walk.
09:31Oh, we can give you a lift, I'm sure.
09:32I don't know, thank you walking is quick.
09:33Let's go.
09:34Now.
09:35Can we squeeze one more in?
09:36No, no, no, no, thank you.
09:37Are you mad?
09:50Come inside and pay.
09:52Oh, I already paid, I have my receipts.
09:54Your friends didn't pay.
09:56Well, they're not, they're not my friends.
09:59I saw you talking.
10:00Where do they live?
10:03How much is it?
10:04One hundred and forty-eight euros.
10:11English people.
10:13They're in glasses.
10:16Father!
10:17Father!
10:19Father!
10:27Hiya, Father.
10:28Jerry Byrne wants to buy you lunch.
10:30What time is it?
10:31I feel like it's three.
10:42I hope you're wearing sunscreen, Father.
10:48I'm sorry.
10:49It's cold.
10:50It's cheese so fresh.
10:51No.
10:52No.
10:53I don't...
10:54People are getting offended.
10:55It's mad.
10:56You can't say anything.
10:57You're offended by a chockeis.
10:58Look how it is.
10:59Oh!
11:00Good siesta.
11:02You've got 15 minutes.
11:05Oh.
11:11Vincent, this is Carline.
11:13Hello, Father. So nice to meet you.
11:15And this is her husband, Fergal.
11:17Hey, Adrie.
11:19Do you know what? I think the kitchen might be closed.
11:21They'll whip the holy man up a platter of croquettes.
11:24No, no. Hang on. Hang on.
11:27Croquettes? Yeah, potatoes fritas here?
11:30We won't see you go hungry, Father.
11:33Have some wine.
11:33No, no. I'm fine.
11:34Go on. Have a glass of wine.
11:36Go on. It's the summer task.
11:37No, no, no. Thank you so much.
11:39That's not the Vincent I remember.
11:40The pre-ordained Vincent was a fucking wild man.
11:44He was wild.
11:46Huh?
11:46The road to Damascus.
11:50Would you get the poor father some water he's parched?
11:53Would you rather a shandy?
11:54No, tap water. Tap water's fine. Thank you.
11:57So listen, it's just great you could join us for the wedding.
11:59You know, it's been a long, long time.
12:01Well, Joe, your offer to the church heating fund back home
12:03was extremely generous.
12:05I informed the parish coffers would be swollen by my trip here
12:09and they were very pleased.
12:10I didn't think we'd have to bribe you.
12:12Well, not a bribe per se.
12:13Not a bribe.
12:14Just a dig out.
12:15St. Teresa's is fucking Baltic in the depths of winter.
12:18How would you know?
12:19You haven't darkened the door of a church in, I feel like, decades.
12:21Alan's funeral.
12:24Ah, yeah. Right.
12:25Include your brother in my prayers often.
12:28It was a great funeral.
12:29Even though I felt like fucking Vim Hof.
12:32Now listen, it'd be great if you could swing by the church
12:34and meet the Padre before the big day.
12:37You know, talk to him.
12:38Do we need an organist?
12:40Do we need parking?
12:42Can we throw rice?
12:43Or is it problematic for local pigeons?
12:45His name's Sandoval.
12:47He's expecting you.
12:48He's a harmless poor table, isn't he?
12:50Huh?
12:50Very nice.
12:51Yeah, grand.
12:52Well, I'll drop by tomorrow.
12:54I was hoping to get mass anyway.
12:55There you go.
12:57Also, I was wondering when and where it might be best for me
12:59to meet the bride and groom.
13:00I don't have their numbers yet.
13:03Why?
13:04Well, I'd like to talk to them.
13:09About their commitment.
13:10Oh.
13:11Oh.
13:12Oh, no, it isn't.
13:13They're very busy.
13:14The bride, sadly, has had to fly over her dress fitter
13:16for an emergency refit
13:18because she's been sucking ice cubes
13:20for the guts of a month
13:21and doesn't remotely resemble the woman
13:23who bought the dress half a year ago.
13:24I'm not a pig on my stomach.
13:26Meanwhile, the groom is up the walls with his family
13:28who are, frankly, fucking batshit.
13:32He's trying to sell his company
13:33and he's got to organise the golf tournament,
13:36do a stag with his buddies,
13:38do a rehearsal dinner
13:38and try to find a minute to relax
13:40and have a beer or two.
13:42Hello.
13:42Have they no plans to meet me before I officiate?
13:45Well, that's kind of my weird meeting.
13:49Well, it's lovely to see you both again
13:52after all this time,
13:52but I'd really like to get an idea of who they are
13:56so I could write a sermon that fits somewhat.
14:00I don't think a sermon's a good idea.
14:02They're not religious.
14:03The things should be more bing-bang-bosh.
14:05No frills.
14:06The Ryanair of masses.
14:09We love Michael O'Leary.
14:11I wouldn't say love.
14:12I respect the man greatly, yes.
14:14I'm struggling to understand
14:15why they want a priest in the first place.
14:18They want a Catholic wedding.
14:20Why?
14:21That's what people do, isn't it?
14:23I wouldn't have said so, not these days.
14:25If they're going to have children
14:26and they want those children to have the best education,
14:28we all know that the best educational establishments in Ireland
14:32are owned by the church.
14:33They're kind of getting their ducks in a row on that front.
14:36Rightly so.
14:37I don't see why my grandchildren
14:38should be sacrificial lambs
14:39on the altar of some unknown educational establishment.
14:43They're future-proofing, you know?
14:45Could they not have asked a local priest from here
14:48like this Father Sandoval?
14:50Well, no, that part was us.
14:52Because we wanted you.
14:53Vincent, we wanted you.
14:55On this occasion.
14:57Yes, we did.
14:58We wanted an old friend.
15:00And a friend of the family.
15:03Oh, sorry.
15:07Really lovely.
15:08And you get a warm church back in Dublin
15:10for the forthcoming winters,
15:11you know, by the sounds of it.
15:12And some sun on your bones.
15:14You promise me you'll get some sun,
15:15you'll look cadaverous.
15:17Really bad.
15:18You must be hungry, Father.
15:19Oh, you are in for a treat.
15:21Those croquettes are delicious.
15:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:25Thank you, no, no, no.
15:25Thank you so much.
15:26Just water, please.
15:28We're going to hope so.
15:29Yeah.
15:30Did you notice the roundabout on your drive in here?
15:34The triangular roundabout.
15:35Here in Spain, they make triangular roundabouts.
15:38I mean, the Spanish are fucking more.
15:40You can't say things like that.
15:41Anyway, Caroline was just saying
15:43that we should get the golf club
15:44to commission a sculpture for it.
15:46It's such a great idea.
15:48Super.
15:48Yeah, my son, Fintan, was learning sculpture and rehab,
15:52so I might get him to do it.
15:54Something to keep him occupied.
15:55The devil has made a lot of work
15:56for those idle fucking hands.
15:58Excuse my French.
15:59Sorry.
15:59Although, although,
16:00a female Irish artist would be so great,
16:03you know, in this day and age.
16:04My wife has the soul of an artist.
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:08And your wife parked that part of her life
16:09in order to raise your children,
16:11and none of us would be here if she hadn't.
16:23Oh, my God.
16:28Vincent?
16:28Yes?
16:29Um, would you have a minute to talk to me
16:32about something else?
16:34Um, maybe tomorrow?
16:35Is everything okay?
16:36Oh, God, yeah, everything's grand.
16:39I just, I could do with your counsel.
16:41Um, a confidential ear.
16:45Hmm.
16:45Um, would you like a formal confession?
16:47I'm sure that can be conducted in a church.
16:49Oh, nothing like that.
16:51No, no, no.
16:52I was thinking something more along the lines
16:54of a chat, you know?
16:56Yeah.
16:57I'll text you, but...
16:59Yeah.
16:59Tomorrow morning?
17:00Something like that?
17:01Mm-hmm.
17:02Um, bring your vow of silence with you.
17:06Yeah.
17:11What do you want to hear from you?
17:22What do you want to hear from you?
17:40What is it, I'm out?
17:41Oh, hello. I'm Father Vincent O'Keefe from Ireland.
17:44I'm officiating at the Byrne wedding this weekend.
17:47I'm an old family friend of the Byrnes.
17:50Hello.
17:51Want me to come and say hello and also to offer to make a donation to the church's upkeep,
17:56although I must say it's looking very beautiful.
18:01The women clean the relics.
18:03Children from school sweep the floors.
18:06Nance polish the brass.
18:09I keep it safe.
18:10We are a devoted community.
18:14But we never see the Byrnes here.
18:16Just we see the Irish falling out of bars, lying on the beach, worshipping the sun, pink like ham.
18:26And now they want to rent this place like it is a nightclub.
18:30It's the same in Ireland, I'm afraid.
18:32And what do you do to discourage that attitude?
18:35Well, I pray.
18:38You pray.
18:39Well, what else can be done?
18:42We have termites.
18:45And the church, termites.
18:48Ah, and how much does it cost to get rid of termites?
18:522,000 euros.
18:56Oh, 2,000 euros.
18:59The closest charge is 40 miles away.
19:02You can call him.
19:04My phone doesn't allow for overseas telephone calls, so I...
19:07Here.
19:10Sorry, no.
19:11Okay.
19:27Hello?
19:28Jerry, it's Vincent. I'm with the local priest, Father Sandoval, and he thinks a fee of 2,000 euro would
19:35be suitable for the use of the church this weekend.
19:38Great. You can tell that raisin-headed cunt exactly where to go with his 2,000 fucking blips.
19:43Jerry, I have the priest here with me, and the church has termites, and it's a very, very beautiful church,
19:50and they're really struggling with the termite problem.
19:55The nearest alternative church is 40 miles away.
19:58And it looks like a supermarket.
20:00A grand.
20:0118.
20:031,100.
20:0518.
20:0717.
20:12He says a fee of 1,700 is extremely generous. He's absolutely beaming at that. Thank you so much.
20:19Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to go. I have to go, Vincent.
20:21Okay, yeah.
20:23Massage booked.
20:24Okay, talk to you. All right, Jerry. Thanks so much. Bye.
20:26Bye.
20:31Did you ever think you'd end up being of so little use to everyone?
20:36You did okay.
20:37He's looking at the bigger picture.
20:42Oh, I, uh, a gift from Ireland.
20:45He'll protect you from fire and hunger.
20:48Although sadly, not termites.
20:50And who will protect you from those lunatics at the resort?
21:18And who will protect you from those lunatics at the resort?
21:20Oh, yeah.
21:21I'm a little bit of a grip.
21:25I'm gonna get more trouble.
21:31Hello. Welcome back.
21:35Come on.
21:38You made it home safely?
21:40Yes.
21:41You did too, which was more in doubt, perhaps.
21:45Yes.
21:46About that, there was some confusion at the shop.
21:49Something was smashed.
21:50Security thought it was us.
21:51By all accounts, it wasn't.
21:52The lads swear blind.
21:54Actually, who can say what the truth is?
21:57I suppose we'll be using a different shop from now on.
21:59Yes, seems prudent.
22:03I saw the card come at you after he drove off.
22:05Did he give you a hard time?
22:06Uh, no, not a hard time.
22:08But he did make me pay your bill.
22:11He didn't pay?
22:13No.
22:14Oh, that's not good, Roy.
22:17Ran off the market without paying.
22:20I'll get my wallet.
22:21I was gonna go back and pay tomorrow, Ava.
22:30Cheers for that.
22:32Rat me out?
22:34I can't afford a hundred-odd euro.
22:37I can't have my parishioners pay.
22:40I'm, uh, sure they've suffered enough.
22:44Have I done something to upset you?
22:47Yeah, actually.
22:48I know all about priests.
22:50Had a lot of them, uh, roaming the halls of my school.
22:56I'm sorry for your bad experience.
22:58Yeah, of course you are.
22:58Your, uh, heart's broken, isn't it?
23:03You lads love feeling bad, don't you?
23:06Your, um, your faith breaks you down.
23:09So you think you're nothing.
23:11So you become obsessed with getting clean.
23:14Keeps your noses in the dirt, but...
23:16It's not goodness, Father.
23:19Feeling bad is a dopamine hit.
23:21You're just a junkie.
23:22Chasing a high.
23:26Here we are.
23:27I already paid him.
23:28Ava, just now.
23:32Yes, we did.
23:34Have a lovely evening.
23:36Oh, you too, Father.
23:41Woo!
23:42Woo!
23:43That's gonna feel good.
23:45Yeah.
23:46There.
23:46Amazing.
23:48Woo!
23:52Friendly.
23:53Friendly.
23:54Friendly.
23:54Clive.
23:55What animal?
23:56What animal?
23:56More goat than hers?
23:58No.
24:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:03Ha, ha.
24:04Ha, ha, ha.
24:04Ha, ha, ha.
24:05Ha, ha.
24:05Ha, ha, ha.
24:33All right.
24:38Give me your hand.
24:42Feel my heart beating.
24:45Hola, los chicos. Buenas días.
24:50My wedding wife.
24:52I love you.
24:54I love you.
25:01Canary.
25:03I miss you.
25:08You're on at the end of the Garden's a priest.
25:10Don't ask.
25:26Hey daddy.
25:36You're on at the end of the Garden.
25:39I love you.
25:39I love you.
25:49You're on at the end of the Garden.
25:53I love you.
25:54I love you.
26:15are you okay she was just bitten by a portuguese man of war or whatever like this giant fucking
26:22jellyard okay i'll find the life girl there isn't time but what do you mean she's going to be okay
26:26i don't think that means anything in this context
26:32i can't pee on her actually just went like 10 minutes ago can you what it's the cure i saw
26:38an
26:38episode of friends no i will not do that just wait here see a jellyfish sting
26:53you're karen burn how do you know i'm i'm father vincent o'keefe i'm officiating at your sister
27:00and eve's wedding
27:06whatever i'll leave you to us
27:30actually father
27:33i was wondering what makes a person good
27:36well that's a that's a big question for a young girl on holiday
27:41yeah but like you can give someone money and like things but if you're also just a two-faced liar
27:45then
27:46aren't you bad
27:48well we uh we contain we contain multitudes people themselves aren't good or bad karen people are
27:59people and they do good and bad things stalin wasn't bad well there's a scale but it just feels
28:06like the world is full of people don't care about other people's feelings i know the world can seem
28:11that way karen will but for the good in people it's there
28:17you sure about that yes
28:21i promise
28:30you weren't followed were you seriously no not seriously
28:40moolah for the padry for the rent of his hall i wasn't expecting to have to haggle with the priest
28:46nah you did good i'd have paid double
28:48you would
28:49yeah that's the real world father you know
28:52mocking bullets flying everywhere
28:54although i am being financially gangbang this week
28:58don't know who's doing what to me
29:00i know i know six ways from sunday so what did you want to discuss
29:04oh yeah um right so this is it's delicate um
29:12my youngest daughter karen she's 14 years old and there's a french girl
29:17an exchange with her at all times elodie yeah you'll meet them
29:20so karen found something on my phone something incompatible with my being a married man
29:31yeah okay and she's given me an ultimatum
29:36like i said very very pious young woman
29:39what ultimatum
29:42okay i i have until the wedding to tell sandra about this
29:46thing
29:48or karen will
29:49out of loyalty
29:51to her mother
29:53and this
29:54thing this thing on your phone this thing that's incompatible with you being a married man
29:59do we need to go into details
30:00we do not
30:01good because i would rather not
30:03uh
30:05do that
30:08would you like to pray
30:10well you seem to be struggling with feelings of shame and sometimes it can help to ask for help with
30:15that
30:16um
30:17right
30:18uh
30:19yeah
30:20like here
30:21yes
30:22here
30:25okay
30:25i mean
30:27can't harm anything can it
30:30in the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit
30:32amen
30:34our father who art in heaven
30:36hallowed be thy name
30:37thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
30:41give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us
30:48and lead us not into temptation and deliver us from evil
30:51deliver us from evil
30:52ah
30:56yeah
31:00this thing on your phone
31:01ah no we said we'd leave that father
31:03you are entitled
31:04to an interior life you know
31:06yeah
31:06and to privacy
31:07yeah
31:08as long as no law of the land has been broken
31:10and
31:10like i haven't
31:11i haven't done anything
31:13desire is
31:14ever present in all species desire unacted upon is common enough
31:18yes
31:18your vow to your wife
31:19is of faith
31:20but that's me
31:21you know
31:22faithful
31:22so
31:23do nothing
31:25and
31:25i'm grand
31:26i think that's okay
31:29brilliant
31:30that is
31:35all right
31:36all right
31:39i better head back to the club
31:40she'll think i'm dead or i'll get her hopes up
31:45i think i'll stay and take in some of the sea air
31:48all right
31:50do you know what
31:53i should pray more often
31:55that's the way go father
31:56all right
33:38Thanks for calling me. My phone doesn't allow for overseas calls.
33:42You'll see the withdrawal from the local Canary and bank and I'll endeavor to pay it back for my stipend.
33:48It's a stupid, stupid... Hello?
33:50Hello? Hello?
34:02Hello?
34:03Hermanos, pero no basta con una oración pasiva. Estamos en guerra y la oración es nuestro arma. Recordemos lo que
34:16dice San Pedro en su primera carta, capítulo 5, versículo 8.
34:20Sed sobrios y vigilantes. Vuestro adversario, el diablo, ronda como león rugiente buscando a quien devorar. No dejemos que se
34:32los lleve.
34:36Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:39Body of Christ.
34:45Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:48Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:52Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:54Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:55Cuerpo de Cristo.
35:00Gary Byrne's contribution towards your problem with the termites.
35:16please say my thanks to mr byr did you enjoy mass a full house ears cooked heads bowed
35:26i have my mission i may never know it in this life but i shall be told it in the
35:32next
35:32or your money back
35:38father
35:56father
36:01isn't it care to sit down and have a drink with a housemate
36:14i uh i lost a sum of money earlier at the pier you were there some of money
36:22it's giving k-lashers long setting i didn't see your money father come on sit down i'm
36:28buying oh come on i just got here everyone else is asleep i'm all at my lonesome
36:40are you a beer guy or maybe more of the blood of christ i'll uh i'll have a tea a
36:47tea says he
36:57do you not drink uh no did you ever
37:03yes
37:05mm-hmm
37:07you saw me down at the pier earlier
37:11engaged in a bit of nefarious beeswax
37:13i didn't see anything
37:14yes
37:16well just so you know it's just something recreational
37:18something for the house for the week
37:20not for you to worry about
37:22and definitely not for you to talk about
37:24but i think you're probably way ahead of me there on that aren't you
37:27you have a strange impression of me from where i don't know
37:31well
37:32you're an authority figure father
37:33oh you think
37:34when was the last time you consulted a priest about anything important in your life
37:38uh actually just last year one of my best girlfriends
37:40she had an abortion
37:42sorry
37:43and i did pray about that
37:45it was wild
37:45with a member of the church
37:48direct line
37:51well i i hope it helped
37:52oh it did
37:53yeah the praying
37:55it's class
37:57who are you praying to
37:58yeah i don't know
37:59i think i might have been having a breakdown to be honest
38:03do you
38:03do you believe in god
38:07i believe in something
38:10have you ever heard of ayahuasca
38:13the drug
38:15not a drug
38:16ayahuasca is like
38:17the gateway
38:18to spiritual revelations
38:20father
38:20i tried it last year
38:22sayulita
38:23mexico
38:27i saw a god father
38:30yeah
38:31aren't you lucky
38:32yeah maybe
38:33he was a horse
38:35yes of course
38:36i see
38:37does that tell you with your own findings now
38:39the horse
38:40i'm a god who is
38:41everywhere and not in one place only
38:46yeah so like
38:46a talking horse
38:47is that cool with you
38:48enjoy your holiday
38:49are you off already
38:50i am
38:51come on sit down
38:52drink your tea
38:54i hope it didn't piss you off
38:55you don't seem serious to me
38:58what
38:58wouldn't
38:59so why would you be here
39:00on holiday
39:02do you not believe me
39:03about all that ayahuasca
39:04i didn't mean to offend you
39:06okay i'm just
39:06you're just a little bit bored
39:08okay i'm
39:09i'm actually a bit stoned
39:10if i'm honest
39:11i'm like
39:12they're all asleep
39:13i've just
39:14i've no one to talk to
39:15so
39:16sit with your thoughts
39:18unless of course
39:19you're worried about
39:21what you might find
39:28a small prick
39:30uh so yeah
39:37five
39:38on the summer plane
39:39it's a baby
39:40because it's a second plan
39:56great minds
39:59oh actually i i don't drink
40:01uh i was going to add this to your collection
40:04well come and join us
40:05it's it's been a long day
40:06well you're one of the gang now father
40:17gang father benson is going to join us
40:20say hi
40:22say hi to everyone
40:23so you've got orla
40:24claire
40:25ben
40:25margot
40:26aaron
40:26sinead
40:27suzy
40:28rory
40:29and cormann
40:29hello
40:37you just missed the bride and groom father
40:39oh they were here
40:40they were
40:41went for dinner in town
40:47so father
40:48how do you know the family
40:51i uh
40:52i went to school with jerry burn
40:54back in the olden days
40:56you were in school with mr burn
40:57don't believe it
40:58what was he like
41:00oh he was uh
41:01he was a scammer
41:03of course he was
41:04he still is
41:09ever had an apparition father
41:12i felt the presence of god
41:14at points in my journey yes
41:15how does it feel
41:17it feels like love
41:23that must be so nice
41:24to know
41:26that
41:27you're not alone
41:28to feel that something's there
41:30it's probably a matter of being open to it
41:32yeah i'm just not up for that though
41:34well you're not up for it or
41:36not able for it
41:37oh
41:39well that's the life of
41:40an artist
41:42having an open mind
41:43you're a dj
41:43an artist
41:44can't you keep an open mind
41:46oh
41:46i've done ayahuasca bro
41:48oh you did a drug
41:49yay
41:50what's your point carmel
41:51oh my point is
41:52it can be more profound
41:53to look into the void
41:54than take a drug
41:55that paints
41:58over the void
41:59with distracting shapes and colours
42:03oh
42:03oh
42:05oh
42:05oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:06oh
42:07sorry
42:08glenn i'm sorry
42:09just have another drink
42:11oh
42:12cormac
42:14for a greater percentage of people
42:15have faith at the end of their lives
42:17i know my dad did
42:19yes
42:20we
42:21we go to god
42:22when we need him
42:24insurance
42:25well it's
42:26it's beguiling
42:27to hear that it all meant something in the end
42:31even if you suspect it might be a lie
42:35i'm sure you've made your mark father
42:37thank you
42:40we should absolutely do a seance
42:43no
42:43no
42:44this
42:44this is where i leave you
42:47is a seance bad
42:48sorry
42:49is a seance
42:50is it bad
42:52i think i'll take a walk
42:54good night all
42:55good night father
42:57sorry
42:58good night father
42:59good night father
42:59good night father
43:01he's so cute
43:15cheeky fag
43:22nothing like it to make you feel young
43:26can you believe nobody knows i smoke
43:28karen would murder me
43:34what you make of all this manicured green huh
43:37i think of thirsty children in africa
43:40of course you do
43:42of course you do
43:44is there a reason i'm here sandra
43:46it's your job no
43:48well you could have asked any old priest from your parish in dublin
43:57okay
44:06do you remember
44:09that big night
44:10back when we were all students you me and jerry
44:12it was more than one big night sandra
44:15we were camping in le hinch
44:17ring a bell
44:19we'd taken magic mushrooms
44:22ones that we
44:23picked and dried back in dublin
44:25up in the hills in rathfarnham
44:28no i wasn't there
44:29no you weren't there when we picked them no
44:30but you were there in the hinge when we brewed them up and drank them
44:35we were laughing like hyenas for a while and
44:39jerry and i had a fight about god knows what and off he went somewhere
44:44and i came and found you
44:48and we were left alone
44:50in the dunes by the tents
44:53we found some more wine at the bottom of jerry's sleeping bag you knew he'd stashed it there
45:00yeah it was it was a trick from school
45:02trick from school yeah
45:04yeah
45:06you were talking about
45:07giving up your study and getting a job
45:10do you remember
45:10you were having a
45:12crisis of faith
45:13and doubts about your vocation
45:20we drank wine from the neck of the bottle
45:24there on the dunes
45:28the cork pushed down into it
45:32by the
45:34butthead of the camping fork
45:38them whiskey got somehow
45:40yeah it was mine
45:41yours
45:45and we were we were looking up at the stars
45:52and then we were kissing
45:58i feel such remorse about that
46:02did i propel you into the priesthood that night vincent were you that disgusted by what we did
46:09i betrayed my friend
46:11i betrayed jerry's friendship that was a source of shame to me it still is
46:14well one thing that did happen is by god you found your faith again and
46:20six weeks
46:22six weeks after that night jerry and i got engaged
46:28do the math
46:29as they say
46:32what
46:49oh jesus christ
46:56yeah
46:58about
46:58about
46:58two years later you were ordained and i think that was because of me
47:02because of us
47:03you you weren't called
47:05vincent you ran into the priesthood
47:23does jerry know
47:24no one knows
47:25not even neve
47:26no
47:28feels cruel you tell me like this
47:30i think it's a kindness
47:32because you should be here to witness this but you aren't a close enough friend of the family for me
47:38to have invited you without raising some kind of suspicion with jerry and this way you get to be here
47:43my god you should have told me
47:45Anne, what? What? What would you have done?
47:49Would you have sent me to England?
47:53Or would I have made you leave the seminary?
47:56You just having reconnected with your God, you were never becoming a dad, Father.
48:00Don't kid yourself.
48:02What do I do now?
48:04Nothing.
48:07You just need to know that you're her father now so that you can be consciously present during the ceremony.
48:15What if people find out?
48:17How could they?
48:19I'm telling you, in your capacity as a priest, you have to know how to keep a secret.
48:25I don't know what to say.
48:28Say nothing.
48:37One last thing.
48:39I don't want to feel your judgment this week.
48:43Because quite honestly, Father Vincent, my era of giving a toughenny fuck about what people think of me is now
48:50over.
49:16Fancy a skinny dip, Father?
49:17Girls and boys, something for everyone?
49:20Go fuck yourself.
49:31No one knows me.
49:34Say nothing.
49:35What would you have done?
49:37He ran to the priesthood.
49:38Nothing.
49:47No!
49:57It's a kind of business.
50:00You are never becoming a dad, father.
50:06Don't get yourself.
50:07No!
50:16Like what you should have told me!
50:23Come on!
50:24I love you all!
50:26I love you!
50:27I love you!
50:27I love you!
50:30I love you!
50:32I love you!
50:33I love you!
51:16VI!
51:17I love you!
51:17Intelligence!
51:17I love you!
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