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00:04This program contains strong language and sexual references from the beginning and throughout.
00:10Previously on Canada Shore.
00:12For the best summer we ever gonna have.
00:14Kelowna turned up.
00:21Okay.
00:22I could probably see myself kissing Emma again.
00:24This girl, she's astonishing.
00:26But the number one rule is don't fall in love at the shore.
00:29Let's get frisky!
00:33Bauer is actually such a cutie.
00:35I fucking want more.
00:37Me and Emmy, it's like a platonic thing.
00:40That's our dynamic.
00:42Hi, everybody!
00:44Wait, what is your name again?
00:45Bauer.
00:46Damn, it sounds good when you shit.
00:51New girl's in.
00:52Emmy's pissed.
00:53If she's that threatened on the first day by me, then okay, let the best girl win.
01:02Big boom in the room can't handle us.
01:04I just want to party.
01:05Like, I can't help it.
01:06You never know what Lila you're gonna get today.
01:08I want hot boys.
01:10And I want a drink rose.
01:11I don't like people telling me what to do.
01:13I'm hot, flirty, and I'm fucking insane.
01:16I'm a high energy golden retriever.
01:18Look at me sexy young and turk.
01:20Cold beer, hot girls, let's go.
01:23I don't remember what I did last night.
01:25Overall, I make the wrong choices.
01:27La, la, la, la, la.
01:28Big boom in the room can't handle us.
01:36Where the F are we going?
01:38It's our first night out in Kelowna, and it's fucking Canada Day.
01:41Yeah!
01:42You fucked up!
01:44Woo!
01:47It's really fucking live out here.
01:49Pardon this pussy, bitch!
01:52Tonight is gonna be insane.
01:55What the F is this going to do that?
01:57Kick that fucking bitch off of there!
01:59I feel like the vibes are so high with everybody right now.
02:02We're all starting to like get to know each other more.
02:04Can we get in?
02:04Can we come?
02:05It's gonna be such a good fucking night.
02:10Are we too bad?
02:11The middle doesn't know them.
02:12Oh my God!
02:13We won't do it again.
02:14Sorry.
02:15All right.
02:20We're hitting the town.
02:22Going to a club.
02:22As long as there's loud music, strobe lights, and girls,
02:24I'm fucking ready to party, so let's go.
02:27All right!
02:27Hey, pass him down, bruh!
02:29Cheers to honor!
02:31If you can't come in her...
02:34Come on in!
02:41I want to go on the unicorn!
02:43Lila is a lunatic.
02:44Oh my God, I love it!
02:46She lets instigate shit, and I love doing that.
02:50You're feeling him a little bit?
02:51Cause you're leaving me for him!
02:53Eat that!
02:54My friend, I don't trust him, but I like him.
02:57When it comes to guys, I get grossed out very easily.
03:01I'm not grossed out by Ethan.
03:03Because we vibe, personality-wise.
03:05But like, I don't want it to be a thing.
03:07I don't want to do a thing with a guy in this house.
03:08I don't want to live with a guy that I'm with.
03:10I don't want that to be a thing.
03:11Lila is so interesting, but dancing with Lila really hasn't led to like any kissing or anything.
03:17So, I'm moving on.
03:18How are you?
03:19I'm good, how are you?
03:21I'm good.
03:22You look so cute.
03:23Typically, I'd rather kiss someone younger, but if a MILF comes around, I'm in.
03:28I take opportunities when I see them.
03:30Oh, you're so beautiful!
03:33I look over and I see Ethan macking on this like, fifth-year-old cougar like...
03:38Would you like a kiss?
03:40Mwah!
03:43Fucking kiss your shit, man.
03:44Ethan's making out with that frickin' MILF in the corner.
03:48And that's why I stand so secure in my decision to not make a weird, romantical connection with anyone.
03:55You made my night cowboy!
03:57Oh, do I?
04:02It's so good!
04:07Oh, Brock, you hit me!
04:10I still want to get to know Bauer, because at this point, it is fair playing field.
04:15Oh, I love you.
04:17However, the one girl I don't like wants him too.
04:20Just remember, this is my makeup and not Kiara's.
04:23Bro, come on!
04:24We need to have fun.
04:25Yeah, but not on my face.
04:27The bitch you've got here, you're just like my fucking ex, the next new shiny face.
04:31Whoa!
04:33Emi, obviously she has different feelings for me that I do her, but I like Ki more for sure.
04:38Oh, God, but he's so sexy.
04:41What are we talking about?
04:42Are you guys talking?
04:43You!
04:43Are you talking about me over here?
04:45Mad shit.
04:46I'm saying, like, how nervous I get around guys.
04:49Yeah, you do.
04:50Yeah, I make...
04:50That's good.
04:51That's good, though.
04:52Kiara is really getting, you know, pick-me energy right now, and it's really annoying me.
04:57Can I touch your hair?
04:59I'm sweating.
05:00Are these your natural curls right here?
05:02Yeah.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:03Our kids would have crazy curly good hair.
05:05Emi seems to be pretty pissed off that I'm here.
05:11I don't want anybody to be intimidated by me, so I need to resolve it.
05:15I need to talk to you now.
05:17Yeah, yeah.
05:17Because I feel like the vibes were a little off.
05:20Yeah, well, that's not the power.
05:21Are you mad about it, though?
05:23Because there's...
05:24I'm out of hand because I said don't do that on my face.
05:26There's no reason that I'm gonna, like, have any beef with you over the whole summer over at God, you
05:32know?
05:32It's not a fucking dating show.
05:35No.
05:35And I'm not in any competition with anybody.
05:38I didn't know anything about you and Bauer last night.
05:41Obviously, I wasn't fucking here, so how the fuck was I fucking up?
05:45Sometimes there's social cues.
05:49There's the man of the hour.
05:51You're talking about me?
05:52That's not good.
05:54Do you guys have something going on, or...?
05:56No, no, no.
05:57He's into you.
05:58Now's the open book.
05:59Now's the time.
06:00I just don't want to, like, get in the way of anything, so...
06:04Yeah.
06:04What I said to him is don't let me see him.
06:08Yeah, we live in a house.
06:09We live in a house, so I said...
06:11Wait, like, don't!
06:13Oh, yay!
06:14Or else I'm chopping the mullet off!
06:16I don't love to step on toes.
06:18I'm not a fucking bitch.
06:19But honestly, they're only here for one day before me.
06:22How serious can they really be?
06:25I'll just leave it to Bauer to make that decision,
06:27but I think he knows what's best for him.
06:30Wow, you're so gorgeous.
06:31Hey, little baby.
06:32I don't even tell it to anybody.
06:34You're just, like, unique.
06:36Oh, my God, what the fuck?
06:38What the fuck?
06:39I just had that whole conversation with her about Bauer and shit.
06:44And she's still doing it in front of me.
06:48Hey.
06:49I don't want to see you guys necking out right in front of my face.
06:54This tells me that she doesn't give a fuck about my feelings.
06:57This is gonna be one fucking long summer.
07:00Come on, lovebirds, we're going home!
07:02Heading out, lovebirds, we're going home!
07:02Go for it, it's all right, go for it.
07:06Go for it, it's all right.
07:06Go for it, it's all right.
07:06So, that was fucking epic.
07:08That Momash wanted to fuck me.
07:09Oh-oh-oh!
07:10Ew.
07:12Are we going in the hot tub?
07:13Let's get you there.
07:15Are y'all married already?
07:16What the fuck?
07:17Let's keep the parties going.
07:19I want everybody up in this place getting sweaty.
07:22I need to get lit.
07:25Oh, yeah!
07:28Yeah, you do, baby!
07:33I only get nervous before lacrosse games, and...
07:38And...
07:38No, I was not nervous with you.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:43Kira and I had a conversation.
07:44She said she's not going to flirt in front of my face,
07:46and for her to turn right around
07:49and do exactly what she said she wouldn't, that's fake.
07:52I'm just going to say how I feel.
07:54I would love to hear it.
07:55I spent practically my whole night talking to you...
07:57Me and you both.
07:58...about the Bower situation.
07:59I guess if you had came to me and said,
08:01you know, maybe I'm interested in this guy and whatever,
08:03and here's the situation, and I had heard this about you.
08:05It's your first night, though.
08:07I get this.
08:08She has no clue what's going on, though.
08:10She has no clue what's going on, though.
08:12I don't even know him, and I don't even know you.
08:14I've only known you guys for a matter of, like, what, five hours?
08:18I'm just saying the fact that you, like,
08:20completely were, like, forgot our conversation,
08:22you're like, okay, I'm going to kiss him again
08:23because you're so fucking hot.
08:24I never kissed him either.
08:26You did. I saw you.
08:27You did.
08:27What are you talking about?
08:28You were sitting in the chair and you guys were kissing.
08:30We never fucking made out.
08:32Now we'll have fun.
08:33Let me see.
08:39I don't know why the fuck she's so worried.
08:42Like, I literally, I did not make out with that man.
08:45You actually did.
08:47What's going on over there?
08:48I don't know.
08:48It's not my business.
08:49It's not my business.
08:50I don't know.
08:51Okay, so you're obviously hurt about him and us
08:53and everything in between.
08:54No, I'm hurt about you, Kira,
08:55because I put my trust in you,
08:56and you're like, I'm not like this, I'm not like that,
08:58but you are.
08:59I feel like you're just latching on to something to, like...
09:02It's not about Bauer.
09:03It's about you.
09:03It wasn't.
09:04And now you keep saying that,
09:06but what the fuck are you talking about?
09:08It's about me.
09:08All right, let's just forget it.
09:09Let's fucking forget it.
09:09No, but, like, make it clear.
09:11I have him.
09:12He's clearly so faithful, so fucking boyfriend, really.
09:15See, and now you're talking about Bauer again.
09:16I am right now because you keep bringing him up.
09:18I don't think Emmy can admit how much she really likes Bauer,
09:22which is why she's mad at Kira.
09:24It's kind of messy, but I'm kind of living for it.
09:28It's starting to feel like you're just, like, threatened,
09:30because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
09:33No, no, no.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:34I felt betrayed by you.
09:36Oh, so just to...
09:37Because I put my faith in you in that conversation.
09:39This is what you're mad about.
09:41And don't mock me either,
09:42because I'm trying to have a conversation.
09:43Forget the mocking.
09:44How are we going to have a conversation
09:45if you're going to just be a mean girl?
09:47Okay, okay.
09:47I haven't mocked you once this whole conversation.
09:49I've just been listening.
09:50Okay.
09:51I've just been listening.
09:52At this point, I'm just like...
09:55I just want this conversation to be done.
09:58Two.
09:59Yeah?
10:01Cheers.
10:05Obviously, this is going nowhere.
10:08This is insane to me.
10:13Are they still going?
10:14No, they just wrapped it.
10:16Is anyone in here?
10:19Woo!
10:20Fuck.
10:21You're good.
10:21Don't cry.
10:22Oh, my goodness.
10:23You know what?
10:24It's only day one.
10:25Two.
10:26Okay, I fucking know that,
10:27but she was like, her, not him.
10:30It's okay.
10:32No, I actually can't do fakeness.
10:34Come on, girl.
10:35I'm in the middle of this.
10:36It's fine.
10:37Like, you and I both know this is...
10:39I just...
10:40I need to go...
10:41No.
10:42No, it shouldn't even go past this.
10:45Just leave it for now.
10:46It's just gonna be a bitch to me,
10:48and then cry and make it seem like it's all my fucking fault.
10:52Like, make me the villain.
10:54I'm not the fucking villain.
10:56You're just dramatic.
10:59I'm going to brush my teeth, and I'm sleeping in the jungle tonight.
11:03So, good night.
11:04We'll sleep in that jungle.
11:12Me and Riley, you know, like, we're in the same fucking cues.
11:15She wants to touch the biceps, and I want to touch the ass, bro.
11:19We're not gonna let some fucking feelings make it all awkward in the house.
11:22The last thing I need right now is drama.
11:28Me and Emmett are very similar.
11:29I think our vibes have just, like, hit it off since day one.
11:32We don't want anything serious.
11:34Like, we're just kind of trying to get to know each other kind of thing.
11:37Cuddles is the vibe.
11:38That's, like, it, though.
11:57Last night was a lot of drama.
11:59The whole Emmy thing, honestly, I just want to clear the air,
12:02because I want her to see that I'm not the person who she thinks I am.
12:05So, yeah.
12:07Everybody has, like, you know, their feelings and stuff,
12:10but I don't think it should have even gotten that deep.
12:13And I don't like drama, so that, for me, was just, like...
12:15I don't either, but, like, we'll talk about it later,
12:17because, like, I'm not even awake right now.
12:24That was the best night I've had so far.
12:28I just spent the night in the jungle.
12:29Pretty crazy.
12:30Didn't expect to be in there so quick.
12:33But don't worry, Mom.
12:34Like, I didn't do anything.
12:36I'm still a good kid.
12:37I'm still a good kid.
12:39You don't think Emmett and Riley fucked or what?
12:43Hey.
12:45Hey.
12:46Missed you.
12:47How was that?
12:48It was good.
12:49It was good.
12:50It was good, man.
12:52There's no way you guys just cuddled.
12:53We didn't fuck.
12:54I swear you are.
12:58Dude, I'm not lying.
12:59We didn't fuck.
13:00I'm just happy to be here.
13:02You know?
13:03You're not easy like that.
13:05I've been putting up with the guys for the past couple of days.
13:07It's, like, a different type of people than I'm, like, used to.
13:11I feel like this is, like, a frat house.
13:14Second day is crazy.
13:20Everybody look.
13:22I just keep thinking it's insane that we're here type shit.
13:26I don't even think I've ever stepped foot in a house that's this fucking nice.
13:29Having someone like Riley in the house is really, like, refreshing because, like, she's not from money.
13:33So I can relate to her because, like, I'm not from money.
13:36How we end up here?
13:37Like, this is crazy.
13:37I was a crazy fucking kid.
13:39Were you, like, bad?
13:40Yeah, I was a bad kid.
13:42I grew up in a group home, but my parents ran the group home.
13:45Grew up with, like, ten foster brothers and sisters.
13:48These kids were crazy.
13:49Oh, my God.
13:50That killed their relationship, I think, though.
13:52Right.
13:53Yeah, they've been divorced for, like, I don't know, fucking 14 years now.
13:55On my, like, third birthday, my dad, like, took me to the park.
14:01And while we were on the swing, he was like, I'm gonna leave.
14:05And I didn't see him for, like, six years.
14:07Holy shit.
14:08I think it's, like, the reason I am who I am.
14:11I think it also, like, does cause, like, nervousness with, like, relationships and with guys.
14:17Part of me feels like all my childhood stuff that happened had to happen in order for the universe to
14:22reward me with something like this.
14:24I'm so...
14:31It just feels like a real, like, actual dream come true.
14:35I feel like the world's just rewarding me for, like, growing as a person, you know?
14:39I feel the exact same way.
14:40That's literally pretty much what happened.
14:42All my ops can suck my fucking dick right now.
14:45Suck my fucking dick.
14:45In real shit.
14:52Okay, I can't stop, won't stop.
14:54Way too turnt up.
14:55Move with purpose.
14:55Good morning!
14:59Oh, my God!
15:00Hi!
15:01That's my man?
15:02What's going on?
15:03No, why is he here?
15:05Hello?
15:05No.
15:06Why is he here?
15:08Everyone's just fucking hanging out by the pool, eh?
15:11Dean shows up, out of the blue, I'm like, great, he's gonna fucking send us to fucking work.
15:16It is Friday, so if you want to have a good time tonight, we do need to work.
15:21Today, I only need a few of you.
15:23I will need Lila, Emmett, Ethan.
15:28I will need Chiara.
15:31Gotta get your hands a little dirty in my hometown.
15:33But most importantly, I need Chris.
15:37Of course.
15:39I absolutely hate working.
15:42You gotta pull a little bit more weight, buddy, eh?
15:44I know.
15:45And the idea that I have to work to stay in this house seems disgusting.
15:49We are looking to go down to Kelowna's Rib Fest.
15:52Hey, everyone.
15:52Oh my god, I'm gonna have so much fun!
15:55You want ribs?
15:55Oh my god, I'm so excited!
15:58I eat a lot of ribs.
15:59Oh my god!
15:59I want saucy!
16:01Oh my god!
16:02I love fucking ribs.
16:04Rib Fest!
16:05Rib Fest!
16:06Rib Fest!
16:06I'm so fucking excited for Rib Fest.
16:09Let's go Rib Fest!
16:11Let's go!
16:13Let's go!
16:14Guys, there's definitely beer at Rib Fest, too.
16:16I hope we can drink on the job.
16:18Me, too.
16:25Fire it up!
16:26Fire it up!
16:27Oh!
16:29You got your life.
16:29That's cool.
16:32Rib Fest!
16:33Rib Fest!
16:34Rib Fest!
16:35Let's go!
16:36It's my first job.
16:37I hope I can please the boss.
16:39Gotta get the tits out.
16:41They want us to sell ribs.
16:42This is how we're gonna do it.
16:45This is where the hard work's done right here.
16:47It's where we break the ribs.
16:48We call them breaking the ribs because they're frozen.
16:50And then we bring up the dust here.
16:52Dust it, right?
16:53Like, get that dust on it.
16:54Can I dust them?
16:55Yeah, dust them now.
16:56Can I get in there, girl?
16:57There we go.
16:58Holy girl.
16:59Is that too much?
17:00There you go.
17:01Yeah, yeah.
17:01Yeah, yeah.
17:02It's good.
17:02I did it!
17:03You're natural.
17:03Lala has a hammer in her hand and I'm fucking petrified.
17:06She's not the girl for a fucking hammer.
17:08Okay, good, good.
17:10Oh my God.
17:11There's like dust going in my fucking eye.
17:14Christopher and Ethan.
17:16I'm gonna get you guys to come make some beans.
17:18Yes.
17:18I was hoping today that I could get away with doing like nothing at all.
17:24However, the bosses are putting me to work.
17:28Oh my God, that's actually revolting.
17:31Oh, it's like spilling on me.
17:35Nice.
17:37Oh my God.
17:40Yeah, we did it.
17:42I hate beans.
17:43I thought that like beans were like supposed to be like dry.
17:47Like, I don't know why like the beans are like wet.
17:52Okay guys, we're gonna get you up front now.
17:54We need you selling up there.
17:56We need the energy.
17:56We need lots of fun.
17:58Fire it up!
17:59You want ribs?
18:01You want chicken?
18:02Dogs eat the boss.
18:04He's a natural.
18:05Fill that up.
18:06And then we're gonna get you out talking to the people.
18:09Does anyone want to try the sauce?
18:11When it comes to business, I am an entrepreneur.
18:14I was scamming bitches on the playground, okay?
18:16Making my parents buy the supplies.
18:18I was making only profit, okay?
18:20The more sauce you eat, the bigger your boobs get.
18:22Look at me, I'm so good.
18:24Thank you so much.
18:26Thank you so much.
18:26I love you.
18:27You're hot.
18:28You're a milf.
18:29I love you.
18:29You wanna try some sauce?
18:31You guys wanna try the sauce?
18:32Oh my God, I'm getting so much business for this place.
18:34It's unreal.
18:35Me and Lala are killing it.
18:36We're actually selling a lot of barbecue sauce somehow.
18:39Probably because she has balls.
18:41And I think I admire the fact that she has balls.
18:45Probably.
18:46And maybe that's one of the reasons I like her.
18:49Let's go.
18:50He wants a bottle of sauce.
18:52He wants a bottle of sauce.
19:00Hello.
19:01Hello.
19:02Hi.
19:03Aw, I miss that voice.
19:06Well, everyone's out at Ribfest right now working.
19:08I definitely wanna call Allie, my best friend at home.
19:12I'm calling you from a fucking duck's arse right now.
19:16How's the house?
19:17Oh my God.
19:18Everyone's like coupled up and I'm here like chilling.
19:21What do you do if you're not coupled up?
19:23Um, just playing.
19:23Just watch them and envy it all.
19:26Pfft.
19:27Shit.
19:27We kinda got into a little tiff.
19:29No, what'd you get in the tiff about?
19:31Um, about a boy.
19:34Yeah, there was crying.
19:36They were crying.
19:37Well, you know what?
19:37Fuck him.
19:38He felt like an awesome person standing right in front of him.
19:40He's named after a fucking hockey brand.
19:43Bauer?
19:44Yes, that's his name.
19:45That's literally his name.
19:46How'd you know?
19:48That's like what everyone names their dog.
19:50Yeah, it's a fucking dog name and he's a dog.
19:52It makes sense.
19:53It feels so good to get everything off my chest.
19:56It's made me realize Bauer's really cute,
19:59but I can't look at him the same way after the Kiara thing.
20:02Bye.
20:04Aww.
20:11Cool.
20:14Hi, how are you?
20:16What could I get for you today?
20:19So, you can yell at her,
20:21I need a sandwich.
20:22Make me a sandwich, woman.
20:24Look at the voice.
20:26Chris tried slacking,
20:28but now he's out here enjoying himself.
20:30Work it, girl.
20:32Boss Hogs BBQ, can I get a hoorah?
20:35Hoorah!
20:36Hoorah!
20:36Hoorah!
20:37Hoorah!
20:38Now that I'm getting through more customers and more orders
20:41and feeling a lot more comfortable,
20:44it's starting to feel fun.
20:49He's not afraid to show off his bull rack!
20:52That's tight.
20:54What's up, baby?
20:55What's going on?
20:55The champ's here.
20:57The champ's here.
20:57The champ's here, baby.
20:58Let's go.
20:59Meet Mountain!
21:02Oh, hello.
21:03Hi.
21:04Hey!
21:04It looks like you're actually working today,
21:06finally.
21:08I was going to say,
21:09I thought you were allergic to work,
21:10but it looks like you actually redeemed yourself, eh?
21:13Exactly.
21:13He's crushing it.
21:14He's working hard?
21:15He's crushing it.
21:15That's all I want to hear.
21:17What are you doing here, boss?
21:19I think you should get some barbecue sauce on his shirt.
21:23It's your first time working.
21:25I don't know if you're allowed to do it, boss!
21:27I'm a boss!
21:29What the hell?
21:33They're fired!
21:36The mission is accomplished.
21:38We sold out every single bottle of sauce that these people had.
21:42I am so lazy right now.
21:44I know.
21:44I can't move.
21:52He wants to eat some fucking ribs, baby!
21:55No way you brought ribs!
21:56Did you make ribs?
22:02What is that?
22:05Oh, the boss is calling!
22:07Yo!
22:08The boss is calling, bro!
22:09I'm a little intimidated.
22:11Like, I don't know who Big Boss is.
22:13We're all, like, wondering who could it be.
22:15Oh, my lord.
22:16I'm overwhelmed, guys.
22:17I'm overwhelmed.
22:18I'm overwhelmed.
22:19Ask for the call.
22:19Just click.
22:24Hey, bitches!
22:26Welcome to Kelowna!
22:31Surprise!
22:32I'm the freaking boss, bitches!
22:35You guys know I'm Snooki from Jersey Shore.
22:38These roomies are literally screaming.
22:41They're freaking out.
22:42And I'm like, am I the queen?
22:43Oh, my God!
22:44Oh, my God!
22:45Oh, my God!
22:45Oh, my God!
22:46Thank you, guys.
22:49Oh, my God!
22:54It's Snooki.
22:55And everyone's excited.
22:56People are fucking crying.
22:59I am going to be your boss, so you can call me Boss Lady.
23:03Even though I'm not physically there right now.
23:05Get ready, bitches, because I will be coming soon.
23:07So excited.
23:09You bitches are going to have the best duck phone.
23:12I want to see the tour of the house, please.
23:15This was my room last night.
23:19Oh, you have a duck phone!
23:21Best duck!
23:23Oh, my God.
23:24You stuck my whole life on the boardwalk.
23:27Stop.
23:28You guys are cute.
23:28I am actually so jealous at this house.
23:32I remember the first couple short houses that we had.
23:35It wasn't this, bitch.
23:37We were living in, like, a crack den.
23:39You guys need to enjoy this and be grateful,
23:42because we did not have this.
23:44Hi, beautiful ladies.
23:45You guys are so pretty.
23:48What do we feel about the boys?
23:49How are you girls vibing as, like, friends?
23:52Like, what's the tea?
23:53We're vibing with guys.
23:54We're vibing with guys right now,
23:55but, like, you never know.
23:56Is it the same or different?
23:57Different guys.
23:57Different guys.
23:58Different guys.
23:59They are vibing with the same guy.
24:00All right, so the girls with the same guy,
24:03how, what is happening?
24:04I don't even know.
24:05We don't even know what's happening.
24:07We're probably just as confused as everybody else.
24:09Yeah.
24:10So I'm just going to give you a little advice,
24:12just because I've done this for so long.
24:14Like, obviously, you're going to fight,
24:16have drama, whatever.
24:17But at the end of the day, like,
24:18you guys need to have each other's back.
24:20100%.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Because guaranteed next week,
24:24like, all the guys are going to go out
24:25and bring girls home.
24:26For sure.
24:27That's what we've been saying.
24:28Yeah, exactly.
24:29Do not let a guy get in between you girls.
24:32We've got to stick together in here, for sure.
24:34Honestly, it was kind of, like, touching.
24:36I'm, like, in the back of my mind,
24:37I'm still a little bit, like,
24:38like, I'm still a little pissed off,
24:41but she definitely had some good advice, so.
24:43And Snooki, we trust.
24:46Here, Snooki.
24:47Snooki, oh, my God, hello.
24:49I'm a huge fan of Snooki.
24:51I've been watching Jersey Shore since I was just a kid,
24:53and now I'm talking to Snooki.
24:55I'm saying words to Snooki,
24:57and, like, she's answering what I said.
24:59Like, she's talking back to me.
25:01The girls told me a little bit,
25:03but what is happening in the house?
25:05Is there drama?
25:06Like, lay on me.
25:07There was, like, somehow drama yesterday
25:09out of absolutely nowhere.
25:11Sounds like, Bauer, you're already in a love triangle.
25:14He is.
25:14No, but it's one-sided, though.
25:16No, it's one-sided.
25:17One-sided.
25:18From what the girls were saying, I don't know.
25:19They knew it.
25:20I knew it that it was gonna be like that.
25:22I don't know.
25:23I'm trying to clear my name right now
25:25with my boss lady, Snook.
25:27I'm not an instigator.
25:28I'm not Mike.
25:28I'm not the situation, I swear.
25:30Well, Christopher.
25:31Yes.
25:32Good job today.
25:33Oh.
25:35It was really hard.
25:37Wait.
25:38I didn't know we had a queen in the house.
25:41Hey.
25:41Hey.
25:42Bitch.
25:43I love that there's a gay.
25:44Are you an ally?
25:45Am I an ally of gays?
25:47Do you know who I am?
25:49Oh.
25:51Yes, I'm an ally of gays.
25:52I wish we had a queen in our house.
25:55I love you.
25:56Mwah.
25:59Since you guys killed it at your frickin' job,
26:02I have a reward for you guys.
26:04So I want you guys to go party on the fucking lake.
26:08Yay!
26:09Go have the best time.
26:11I feel like we need to have incentives for the employees.
26:14I love you.
26:15Mwah.
26:16You know, if you do good, you're gonna get a present.
26:17And if they don't, then they're gonna get more work.
26:20And that's, that's how it is.
26:25I walk outside.
26:26What do I see?
26:27Tiki boats.
26:29It's crazy.
26:35I'm losing my mind.
26:36We're about to get freaky on the tiki.
26:38Hey!
26:39Tiki boats.
26:40Hello, Captain.
26:41How you doing?
26:42Captain Claudio here.
26:43How are you, man?
26:44Let's have fun, man.
26:45Let's go.
26:46Isn't this great?
26:47I love you.
26:48I usually do, like, super yachts.
26:51So, like, this tiki boat is a little bit different for me.
26:56I used to a wooden boat.
26:58I'm ready.
26:59Yay!
27:00We love you guys!
27:03Such an amazing view.
27:05The city looks like we're in fucking Miami with mountains.
27:09You know, we're dancing, we're grooving.
27:11It's getting pretty wavy.
27:15All of a sudden, it's literally turning into a hurricane.
27:19Oh, shit.
27:20It's bumpy.
27:20It's bumpy.
27:21Oh!
27:24Oh, my God!
27:26Perfect day on a boat, minus the, like, the nine-foot waves.
27:30Fuck this!
27:31I'm out!
27:31I think Snooki set us up to literally the windiest day we've had yet in Kelowna.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:36Oh, my God!
27:38But it's still so much fucking fun.
27:41Oops!
27:42Ah!
27:46The fist bump?
27:49I'm not talking to you!
27:52That's my new man.
27:53Who's your man?
27:54Claudio.
27:55Captain Claudio.
27:56He's, like, a hot Italian nun-no.
27:59It's beyond Silver Fox at that point.
28:01It's, like, Silver Yeti.
28:03Claudio!
28:04Oh, my God.
28:05What the fuck?
28:05Do you know where you're from in Italy?
28:07So, um, I'm Abruzzazze.
28:09Me, too!
28:10No fucking way!
28:11No shit!
28:12From the same part of Italy as me, we might be related.
28:18Where am I going, Claudio?
28:19Go under the bridge.
28:20Where am I going, Claudio?
28:21Go that way, under the bridge.
28:22But, Claudio, you kind of gave me a little too much control here, buddy.
28:25I know.
28:26But he was kind of a vibe.
28:27He was kind of hot.
28:29Hey!
28:30Here, come here and make out with me right now.
28:32Hey.
28:33Jesus Christ.
28:34It's day three, and everyone is falling for each other.
28:38I was like, fuck, why'd it take me away from my queen right now?
28:42Good luck.
28:43Like, don't fucking, don't be dumb now.
28:45You know what I mean?
28:46It's like, something fucking shatters.
28:48You fuck everything.
28:49So, let's hope that people are behaving.
28:51What?
28:53We're both in Halifax, so you guys need to come out.
28:56Um, I love you.
28:57And I love you, Riley.
28:58Are you okay?
28:59Are you doing okay?
28:59Oh.
29:00I was like, do you wanna sit with us?
29:01I'm like, I'm sorry.
29:02No, no, no.
29:02This is a couples retreat.
29:03You guys enjoy it.
29:04I literally feel like I'm at a couples retreat.
29:07You have Isaiah and Giselle, Emmett and Riley, and then Bauer and Kiera.
29:14There's no love birds on this boat.
29:15We're the single ones, right?
29:17Oh, really?
29:17That's how it works?
29:18Can you fucking tell?
29:19Like, keep pissing some more when ya.
29:21I mean, yeah, I mean, she just needs dick, I guess.
29:24Like, she's fucking, she's fucking going through it.
29:27Come on.
29:28Come on.
29:29Everyone's getting action, and where's mine?
29:33Oh, wait, what?
29:34Did I tell you my name?
29:36No, yeah.
29:36My name's Emmie.
29:37Emmie?
29:38Brighton.
29:39Baby.
29:39Nice to meet you, baby.
29:40The captain at boat two is so fine.
29:43And I'm thinking, okay, this is gonna turn the whole day around.
29:47Any kids?
29:48No.
29:49Really?
29:50Okay.
29:51You want some?
29:52Maybe one day.
29:53Like, tomorrow?
29:54Emmie is ready to fuck.
29:55Emmie is ready to fuck.
29:57She's ready to have a good time.
29:58Anybody she sees with a dick, she's like, I want that.
30:03Come on.
30:04Yeah!
30:05Yeah!
30:08Yeah!
30:08Yeah!
30:09Yeah!
30:11Yeah!
30:11This is the kind of man I'm into.
30:13Bauer who?
30:15Come here right now, give me another one.
30:17As long as she's happy and distracted, that's no heat on me, so get kissing.
30:23I love it.
30:24Emmie wants to fuck the captain.
30:26Everyone else is, like, coupled up, like, doing whatever.
30:29Like, I'm, like, fucking, like, shaking ass on Claudio.
30:31Hey!
30:32Hey!
30:33Hey!
30:33Hey!
30:36Yo!
30:37What the fuck, bro?
30:39Lila starts shaking ass in front of this fucking captain.
30:42He's just like, hell yeah, bottom.
30:44Hey!
30:47These fucking captains of our tiki boats.
30:49These guys are getting more action than the fucking rest of us.
30:52Do you want to just come to the house and I'll go home?
30:55Like, what the fuck?
30:58Captain Lila!
31:00Hey!
31:00Hey!
31:01Try on the boat!
31:01Watching Lila kiss the captain of the boat.
31:05Motherfuckers.
31:05I don't even know why.
31:06I guess maybe the drinks would make me feel a little jealous.
31:10Yo, your girl just kissed a 60-year-old.
31:13That's gross.
31:15But why is it fine if you can kiss a fucking old lady,
31:18but she can't kiss an old man?
31:19You look phenomenal for your age.
31:21Would you like a kiss?
31:22What?
31:25That's where the double standard is.
31:27Whatever then.
31:29I guess shit happens.
31:31I mean, like, I would hate to say there's a score,
31:34but yes, we'd be even now, I'd say.
31:37I can't stand Ethan.
31:40Oh my god, I live for Ethan.
31:42It's weird.
31:42It's like, I don't like the double standard shit.
31:44It's so weird.
31:45What double standard shit?
31:46I think he's weirded out that he kissed that fucking guy.
31:49Who the fuck are you?
31:50All right.
31:52Who the fuck are you?
31:53Hi.
31:54What up, queen?
31:56Awkward.
31:57I don't give a fuck.
31:59You do whatever you want.
32:00Don't come and make it seem like I can't do what I want.
32:03Also, it's Captain Claudio.
32:05Go fuck yourself.
32:08Happy for you.
32:09I'm happy for you and Claudia.
32:11Right?
32:12Claudio.
32:13Like, okay.
32:15Amy speaks back to her normal self after swapping a little spit with the captain.
32:20Like, everything works out the way it's supposed to.
32:22And you know what?
32:23This is exactly what I fucking wanted from you.
32:25Finally some fucking action, right?
32:27Well, cheers to that.
32:29I think she still has an obvious crush on Bauer, but it brought her sparkle back a little bit.
32:34Like, she needed that.
32:48Guys, I never want to go back to land.
32:54Woo hoo hoo.
32:55Best day ever.
32:57That was the best boat trip ever.
32:59I want to shower before I go.
33:01And now it's time to go out.
33:04Yeah, boy.
33:05Oh, shit.
33:07You see my whole ass crack and I love it.
33:09We're going to the country bar.
33:11I got my cowboy boots on and I'm ready to yee-haw.
33:16Tonight, we all just want to see what Kelowna has to offer.
33:19So, we're ready to get out there and get busy.
33:23We're all getting pretty close and nicknames are establishing.
33:27We're calling Ethan Rooster.
33:28I'm only going Rooster tonight.
33:30Tonight he's Rooster.
33:31It's Rooster now, I guess.
33:32Jimmy Bell Rooster with the animals.
33:36I'm excited to see more of the nightlife.
33:38Yeah, yeah.
33:39They better turn up.
33:55Listen, I know country, you know you do your little dances.
33:59But I'm about to twerk tonight.
34:00I'm shaking ass.
34:03We're going to tear apart this bar.
34:05I don't know how people are going to react to us, but it's not really my problem.
34:16We were getting like eyes on us, you know, like not good, not good eyes.
34:21What's your problem?
34:22What's your problem?
34:23What's your problem?
34:25She fucking owns the bar.
34:27She owns a fucking bar.
34:28Oh my God.
34:29It's not your fucking bar.
34:31You're a nobody.
34:32I said, what's your problem?
34:33She said, you, get out of my fucking bar.
34:35Plus, you're ugly.
34:36She looks like her parents might be cousins.
34:39Pick a fucking struggle.
34:40Are you a bitch or are you ugly?
34:41You cannot be both.
34:44My luck.
34:44Come here.
34:45I'm going to break a nail.
34:46I'm going to break several nails.
34:47Truth is, I broke two nails.
34:48I'm like, where the fuck did they go?
34:50Because I have no nails.
34:54What did she just say?
34:55She said, attention for her.
34:58She's popping up again in random places.
34:59I'm like, we look better than everyone else here.
35:02What the fuck do you want from us?
35:04I fucking want to be sorry.
35:07I don't love confrontation, but it seems to follow me.
35:10And I just learned to embrace it.
35:11Get braces and then talk to me, bitch,
35:13with your fucking tooth hanging out like that.
35:15Do you see your fucking teeth talking to me like that?
35:17Where are you from, the UK?
35:18Don't fucking talk to me like that.
35:21I'm just good at arguing.
35:24Is there a bull?
35:25Is there a bull?
35:26Are we riding a bull tonight?
35:28We're going bull riding tonight.
35:29I am so ready for this right now.
35:32All right, we got some special guests in the house tonight.
35:34We're going to do some rounding right now.
35:36Come on, ladies, make some noise.
35:44I've rode a lot of things, but a bull is something that I haven't just yet.
35:48Here we go.
35:50I can barely stay on my chair.
35:52So I know I'm going to break my neck on this bull,
35:54but I don't give a fuck.
35:55I'll die having fun.
35:56I was raised like a rebel.
35:59I'm a wild star in my soul.
36:02Another country mile.
36:03Can't change me now.
36:05I'm not making the level.
36:06This heart don't settle.
36:08I was raised like a rebel.
36:12I was raised like a rebel.
36:14I was raised like a rebel.
36:21I lasted all eight seconds.
36:23Eight seconds.
36:24Eight seconds is a long, long time.
36:26No matter what girl says no.
36:35Basically, everyone is getting chucked off the bull, except Keith.
36:41I'm Professor Kiera.
36:43This is Bull Riding 101.
36:47It's all in the hips.
36:49It's all in the legs.
36:49You just got to get the motion down.
36:54That's my girl, Kiera.
36:55Ride that bull.
36:57We're flying.
36:58Oh, my word.
37:00I know Bauer's watching her.
37:02Like, can she ride me like that instead?
37:04Oh, my God.
37:07That was like a super big turnout.
37:09I was like, holy shit.
37:09That's super.
37:10Like, you look good riding a bull.
37:13Like, she is just so fun.
37:15I am in trouble.
37:17I'm in trouble, for sure.
37:19Bauer, Bauer, Bauer.
37:21What am I going to do with you?
37:26Cheers, cheers.
37:27Let's go.
37:28Cheers.
37:33Come on.
37:34Come on.
37:35It's so pretty.
37:37Pretty much any girl I looked at wanted to put their tongue in my mouth, which is fucking epic.
37:49Ethan's all over the place tonight.
37:51He's telling me he's got numbers pumping up, and I got fucking none, so I need to get on the
37:56case here.
37:57I do have a friend.
37:58You have a friend that wants to make out with me both of you at once?
38:00I do.
38:02But you have to come to the remote table.
38:04Let's go.
38:04I'm getting two at once.
38:05I'm getting two at once.
38:06Oh.
38:06I'm getting two at once.
38:07I'm just having a really good time, you know?
38:09I'm getting rounds around the whole bar.
38:11I'm talking to all kinds of different people.
38:23I'm never talking to him again.
38:24He made eye contact with me as if he was coming over here and went and talked to some blonde
38:29bitch.
38:33I look over at Emmet, like, talking to these girls.
38:37Like, what are we doing here?
38:43I'm completely not a jealous person.
38:45You do what you need to do.
38:46I'm around you for love.
38:48It's really not a jealousy thing.
38:49It's a standards thing.
38:50If it was even, like, slightly a bad bitch or slightly a hot shake, like, do your thing.
38:56But I'm not going to entertain you when you're entertaining twos.
39:02No way.
39:03No way.
39:04No way.
39:05I see Riley.
39:06I'm just like, yo, what's up?
39:07And she kind of giving me a little salty vibe.
39:10I'm like, all right, cool.
39:10She's mad.
39:11I was open and said, I don't care what you do.
39:15And she said the same thing back to me.
39:17And then now she's upset with me.
39:19If you didn't feel that way, then tell me.
39:21Be honest and open.
39:23Don't say...
39:24I have a whole other conversation now.
39:26I just feel better.
39:28Like...
39:31I'm not too sure what I did to piss her off.
39:33But up until right now, me and Riley have been on the same page.
39:37I definitely feel like maybe a bit on a leash right now with the way that I'm getting a reaction
39:42out of Riley about this.
39:44I'm ready to go home.
39:45I'm really ready to go home.
39:47With Riley and Emmett, like, I saw her pretending they're not emotionally invested.
39:50You don't get that way unless you are emotionally invested in that guy.
39:54At the end of the day, if that hurts your feelings, I have some bad news for you, babe.
40:13Bye, guys. Drive safe.
40:16I'm swollen.
40:18Riley was touched.
40:20Touched at me?
40:21She was actually touched.
40:22Yeah.
40:22Touched? What do you mean touched?
40:23No, like she was pressed.
40:24Like she was pissed.
40:25I don't have shit to say about it.
40:27I'm going to talk to her about it to her face.
40:28I don't have nothing to say to nobody.
40:30I just, like, said it's very easy for me to get over a guy and the fact he was talking
40:33to a two for, like, literally two seconds.
40:36My thing is, you're not even my type.
40:39Like, you're lucky you're even talking to me right now.
40:42I've said from the get, please do what you want to do.
40:44I'll continue to feel that way.
40:47However, Emmett was talking to girls below my pay grade.
40:50You're about to make me look so stupid that you're talking to this bitch and then you're coming home to
40:56me.
40:56It's just that's not what's going to happen.
41:05Clearly you're upset with me.
41:06I'm really not.
41:07I think you are.
41:09I just gave you the A card.
41:10Yeah, I bet.
41:11That's it.
41:12Like, I gave you permission.
41:14For me, it's like, I'm very happy you got to do what you want to do.
41:17Please continue to do so.
41:19She's not going to go from a four to a ten.
41:21Like, I'm really hot.
41:23I know you are.
41:24Like, that's really crazy.
41:25I know.
41:25I get it.
41:26Okay.
41:27So I wish that you would have stated that prior.
41:30Yeah, yeah.
41:30I'm here.
41:31I'm trying to have fun.
41:31Yeah, please do.
41:32I'm just trying to have a good time with the guys.
41:33No, that's what I want for you.
41:34Yeah, but like, if I'm going to be at the house getting no cuddling, I'm not going to do shit.
41:38You know what I mean?
41:39I don't want this to be like a one or the other idea.
41:42Yeah, I mean, it's not a one or the other.
41:43I just want you to do whatever makes you happy.
41:44I would way rather be like in this house having this vibe with you than do anything else.
41:53So if you're down to just do that, then I'm down to just do that.
41:56Yeah, I'm down to do that.
41:57You're down to do that?
41:58I brush my teeth.
41:59Will you give me a kiss?
42:05I think with Riley, we're back to, you know, a clean slate here.
42:11We've agreed to just enjoy each other's vibe and maybe just be a little more open,
42:17even though I thought I was as open as I could be.
42:25That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me in my entire life.
42:28That shot?
42:29Who are you?
42:30I don't know what the deal is with me and Ethan.
42:33I think he's the most adorable thing ever.
42:36I think that he thinks that there's like some like situation.
42:39You're cute.
42:39I'm in such a good mood now.
42:41Are you?
42:42How was that shot?
42:44My thing is catch me at the right place, right time.
42:47Who knows?
42:58That's it.
43:00You everyone?
43:02That's it.
43:03Oh, baby!
43:04That's it.
43:06Finally.
43:09That's another awesome night for Rooster.
43:14Okay.
43:16What happens in Kelowna stays in Kelowna.
43:21We are literal wild animals.
43:25Oh my God!
43:27Oh my God!
43:27What the fuck is wrong with us?
43:30Party's here, bitches!
43:32Oh my God!
43:33It's fucking Snooki.
43:34Are you shitting me?
43:36I'm boss mode now.
43:37Oh, shit.
43:39Anything he does, I just keep giving me ick.
43:41They're fucking kissing right now.
43:42They don't care at all.
43:43That's crazy.
43:44This girl had a threesome with us here.
43:46You're dirty fuck, bitch.
43:47You fucked everybody and motherfucking cattle, bitch.
43:49What the fuck?
43:52How did it go from like summer fling to now we're thinking that we're like fucking meant to be together?
43:57Emmett, I'm really worried about leaving.
44:00I don't want him to go.
44:02Living with nine completely different people, it's so hard.
44:07Point at the biggest problem in the house.
44:10No!
44:11I'm a fucking bitch.
44:13We're sticking up for now.
44:14You're my best friend and now I just want to go home.
44:18Okay, then do that.
44:19Fuck!
44:21If the roomies don't pull it together.
44:23Shut the fuck up!
44:24I'm punching everyone in the face.
44:26Yeah!
44:52I like the taste of your tongue.
44:59I like the taste of your tongue.
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