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00:30Beer for breakfast?
00:31Yes, ma. It's my holidays.
00:34I'll try again. Good morning, Glenn.
00:35Morning, Rory.
00:36Can I sit?
00:41Do you mind if I...
00:49Am I being paranoid, or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night?
00:54No, it's grand.
00:55I know, it's grand.
00:57But I'm just asking why you ran off like that.
01:00Erm, I don't like hypocrites.
01:02And who is the hypocrite?
01:04All of you, basically.
01:06Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate.
01:10Makes me sick, man.
01:11Is that being a tiny bit general?
01:13Have you read the papers in the last few years?
01:15It's a fucking pedo colony, man.
01:18Like, no offence, I know you're still into it.
01:20It's just a hard pass for me.
01:21Well, you might be interested to hear, though.
01:23Once you were gone, the priest came back, dive-bombed into the pool, and just generally lost his shit.
01:29Really?
01:30Really.
01:31Also, he told me to go fuck myself.
01:33It's actually a pretty good show.
01:34Well, it doesn't mean he's not a pedo, though.
01:36Where are you off to?
01:37Gym.
01:37It's your holiday.
01:38I like going to the gym.
01:39Oh, you're so virtuous.
01:40You know you're going to die, right?
01:42Bro, you never go to the gym.
01:43Are you sure you're even gay?
01:44That has more to do with enjoying sex with men.
01:48We're living like an old chapita
01:52I came up yesterday
01:56I'm so alone in the old chapita
02:00Oh, baby, tell the phone
02:04This magic's gone in the old chapita
02:07Nobody else than you
02:12It's starless night
02:15Together we're done love again
02:20Another life
02:23Before we try to learn this
02:25Say you're gonna live now
02:28Say you're gonna love me
02:31It's hard
02:54You wouldn't think we'd want this heat on our bodies
02:56What was the weather outside?
02:58But it's great for the joints
03:00The eggs and the pains
03:03You're doing all right
03:06Did you play this morning?
03:09Um, yeah
03:09Yeah, we did okay
03:12You do get into such trouble
03:13In those bunkers, don't you?
03:15Ah, listen
03:17Never had a troll
03:21Okay
03:21That's me
03:22See you later
03:23Yeah, see you
03:33Hey, see you
03:36Bye
06:07When does Felix get here?
06:08Day after mañana, which is Spanish for tomorrow.
06:11I'm not...
06:12Yeah, he's cycling from the north of the island.
06:18Hey, I have something I need to talk to you about.
06:22You okay?
06:24I have a doctor's appointment today.
06:27You do?
06:28Like, here?
06:33Hey.
06:40Hey.
06:44Hey.
06:47Hey.
06:53Hey.
06:59How long have you had it?
07:00How long have you had it?
07:00Like a week.
07:01I was hoping it would just disappear in time.
07:03I bet you're just symptomatic because you're stressed.
07:07Will you come with me?
07:08Of course.
07:09I mean, can I be your husband?
07:10It could actually be fucking God.
07:12That's right.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:14Listen, I get tested every three months for prep.
07:17And I have been riddled over the years.
07:21Really?
07:21Yeah.
07:22It would be grand.
07:23Believe me.
07:25Hmm?
07:47Oh!
07:49I've gotten wet.
07:50I'm sorry about that.
07:52Is that your move?
07:54Splash a woman and then apologize?
07:56Kinda, yeah.
07:58Stuart.
08:00Professional kite surfer.
08:02That there's my home on wheels I've done now.
08:04Do I love those?
08:05I was obsessed with fan life during COVID.
08:08It's just super high-spec.
08:09Amazing Wi-Fi surround sound.
08:12Wanna see inside?
08:13That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me would say.
08:17I'm just very house proud.
08:18Have a tea cozy.
08:19Want to take a peek?
08:20Can my friend come?
08:21Your friend doesn't want to come.
08:23I've seen tea cozy's at my nan's.
08:25I'll bring her back in 20 minutes.
08:26Okay?
08:27Okay.
08:28Okay.
08:29Okay.
08:34Speaking of things.
08:35It's not food?
08:41Phyllandondeawah.
08:49High.
08:50We'll beaya.
08:50There's dead.
08:54All of the places.
08:55Your people.
08:55Yes.
08:55Is weпод?
08:55Are you ready?
08:57Or are you ready?
08:58I'm ready.
09:12Direct from Morocco.
09:15He can get us whatever we want for the wedding.
09:20Hello.
09:21So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with?
09:24Phoenix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger.
09:29Well, that's going to get me so high.
10:02Whoa, is that the priest?
10:05Is he okay? I wonder if he's wearing any factor.
10:08You see that and you think factor? You're obsessed.
10:12We should go over.
10:14Well, I don't want to. What if he's dead?
10:16Well, why would you say that?
10:17Because he looks dead, and if he is dead, then there's nothing much we can do for him now.
10:22Cormac, we're going over.
10:42Father?
10:44Father, are you okay?
10:45Cormac, give me water.
10:51I saw you from all the way over there, and I was worried that you weren't wearing any sun cream.
10:55I'm not.
10:56Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay?
11:06Hey.
11:08It's okay.
11:10Let's just take it from here, okay?
11:13Just this moment in time, okay?
11:14Just one step at a time.
11:21How did I, uh...
11:24How did last night end?
11:25Nothing. Nothing happened.
11:27You had fun, and so did we.
11:31I...
11:34I don't normally...
11:36I don't normally drink, you see.
11:40Okay, well, let's make tracks.
11:43Let's get them up.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:47Don't worry, come on.
11:48We're going the same way.
11:49We gotcha.
11:51One, two, three, and...
11:55Oh, oh, oh!
12:19Uh, would you, uh, would you mind not telling anyone how we are?
12:23Of course not, no, no.
12:38Okay, so, my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut, but she has this
12:44thing on her vagina.
12:45And she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there.
12:49Also she's worried about dying because she read an article online about a lady dying from
12:55undiagnosed throat.
13:20Okay, eh, well, let's go.
13:31Hello, Dr. Romero.
13:45Okay.
13:49Okay.
13:58Okay.
14:02Okay.
14:12Okay.
14:20Okay.
14:21I think I think it's important to not use any negative language as a slut.
14:25Okay.
14:25Ah, and no one is dying.
14:31It's herpes.
14:32I will give you a four-day prescription for acyclovir.
14:36It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact.
14:39It is important not to use derogatory language like slut.
14:44And no one is dying.
14:46You see?
14:48Thank you, doctor.
14:50I hope you and your wife have a nice day.
14:54We trust cross heels.
14:58Rory, what's this?
14:59Mushroom oil.
15:00One of your five a day.
15:05You're such a fun guy.
15:10Guys, I'm too high for this dinner.
15:17Hi, you're all late for dinner.
15:19Hi.
15:20Cormac.
15:21I saw you at beach.
15:22Yeah, well, mum sent me over because dinner starts at 8 and it's legit 9pm.
15:28Okay, everybody, come on.
15:29We're late for dinner.
15:30Hey.
15:30Oh.
15:31Hey, hey, hey.
15:33You're Diesel's sister, right?
15:35Karen.
15:36Karen.
15:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:39You're Karen.
15:41I'm Erin.
15:42We were on.
15:43I'm telling you, man.
15:44It's a sign?
16:04The mountains are for a quiet dinner, you know, just a nice gesture.
16:07It is.
16:09Go on in and get yourself a drink.
16:10Oh, look who he is, Rory, Rory, hallelujah.
16:15You look gorgeous, you look gorgeous.
16:16And who's this?
16:17Glenn.
16:19Short for Glenn Reefay.
16:21I am Ireland's boyfriend.
16:25Hi, I'm Claire Cassidy.
16:27Claire, eh?
16:28Claire the artist.
16:29Oh yeah, the one in Italy.
16:30Oh God, I heard a rumour you were coming, I am so glad you could make it.
16:33A late edition of the wedding, but very happy to be here.
16:36I loved your piece at the RHA annual show.
16:39I've been raging at all the red dots.
16:41Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening.
16:44Yeah, I'd love that, yeah. That'd be great.
16:45For you?
16:46Ciao.
16:47Anything.
16:49I'm here to see you.
16:50It's so crunchy.
16:53Oh!
16:54Happy Christmas, what's your birthday?
16:57Happy Christmas.
17:00Happy Christmas.
17:02Happy Christmas.
17:02Happy Christmas.
17:02Happy Christmas.
17:03Happy Christmas.
17:06Happy Christmas.
17:08Happy Christmas.
17:08Happy Christmas.
17:10My birthday, my birthday, my birthday, my birthday.
17:11Oh my god.
17:12She feels a bit sick.
17:18Like a bit gassy.
17:19I might split.
17:20You can't split.
17:21That's right.
17:23It's all.
17:23You do look pale.
17:24I know.
17:25I deserve it.
17:26You deserve to be happy.
17:28Oh.
17:30Oh my goodness.
17:31Hi, good day.
17:33You're very welcome, Aimee.
17:35Oh, where's your English boyfriend?
17:36Nigel, isn't it?
17:37Felix, he arrives the day after tomorrow.
17:39Oh.
17:40Hi, I'm Cormac.
17:42Sorry, late addition to the wedding party.
17:43Oh, you are very, very welcome.
17:46Last name?
17:47My last name.
17:48Kennedy.
17:49Kennedy.
17:50Thanks so much for having me.
17:52And before you ask, you should see the other guy.
17:57And how does our daughter know you, Cormac?
18:00Just old friends from college, second-tier vibes.
18:05But it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time this evening.
18:09Go on in and get a drink.
18:10I have a hug.
18:13Everything okay?
18:14Everything good.
18:15Do you have a problem with that, young man?
18:16Why don't you ask?
18:17Because you were so rude.
18:18Gay people exist, Jerry.
18:21Spare me.
18:23Everyone, has everyone met?
18:25Everyone, this is Bergle and Caroline, our old friends.
18:30Old, old, young wife.
18:35They have a house on the 10th green.
18:3710th green.
18:38Beside the 10th green.
18:40He's very into positions, it's Bergle, isn't he?
18:42Yeah.
18:43So what do you do?
18:44Me?
18:45I was a teacher.
18:47I'm a teacher.
18:48I'm just taking some leave.
18:50A teacher?
18:51What a noble profession.
18:52You and nurses are the modern-day saints in my eyes.
18:56Yes.
18:56But there's such nobility in what you do.
18:58I mean, you're not just down and Google earning a bajillion euro.
19:02You're dealing with kids.
19:04Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything.
19:08Do you not like children?
19:09Oh, I love children.
19:12I have two of my own.
19:14Mine as well.
19:15Yours as well.
19:17I love them too.
19:18And it gives me such joy to watch them learn, so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything.
19:22Primary or secondary?
19:23Secondary.
19:24What subjects?
19:25English and civics.
19:27Oh, Jesus.
19:27Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding she has so far resisted, insists on picking
19:34her own.
19:35Scaffolding.
19:36I asked her.
19:36Sorry, scaffold.
19:37Scaffolding what?
19:38Scaffolding.
19:39It's Seamus Heaney's scaffolding.
19:40Oh.
19:41It's an absolute banger.
19:42My favorite poem of all time, so that's...
19:45Name another poem.
19:47What?
19:48Name one other poem by anyone ever.
19:53Scaffolding slaps ass and you know it.
19:55Come here to me.
19:56What happened to your eye, lovey?
19:57You don't strike me as a fighter.
19:59I always said to him, you have to wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:05Or wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:06And what did he do?
20:07He would not have a listen.
20:09Why accidents on the roads are just lethal.
20:13You're forever hearing of people getting mashed under the 18-year-old trucks and the keys just dying all over
20:19the place every day.
20:20Yes.
20:21Well, here I am.
20:24Whoop the hell here.
20:25Oh, well.
20:26It's the day.
20:31I think you two are a gorgeous couple.
20:34You're out just full of jizz.
20:37Sorry.
20:38Sorry, no.
20:39We're just friends.
20:41Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow.
20:44Oh.
20:46Also, I am crazy gay.
20:48So, here's that.
20:50Oh, well, yeah.
20:51We knew that.
20:54Okay.
20:56Is your gaydar super tuned?
20:58What the hell is gaydar?
20:59It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not.
21:01Oh, I'm very good at that, aren't I, love?
21:04Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it.
21:07I knew you were one straight off.
21:09Yeah.
21:10I'm glad to see you again.
21:12Did you always know?
21:14Yeah.
21:15Oh, good God.
21:15For me and dad, personally.
21:17Look, I don't mean gaydar's ever in my line of work, and I'm guilty of something else.
21:22I don't know.
21:23And have you ever, um...
21:28done it with a girl?
21:29Sorry.
21:30Well, no.
21:31Fergal, that's enough.
21:32I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100% sure they don't like something if they haven't tried it.
21:36Kind of a two-way street, that one, Fergal.
21:38Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
21:40Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now.
21:46Um, yes, the bicycle accident, of course.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Yes.
21:50Very important.
21:51Correct.
21:54And now I am thinking that my husband and I shall swap tables so everyone gets to know each other.
22:01Oh, okay.
22:03Oh, no, no, sorry.
22:05Sorry?
22:06Just to stay because we're only getting to know each other.
22:10Oh, my God.
22:10You, my friend, are going to love Jerry.
22:13Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
22:17See you later, Sandra.
22:18Jerry is an absolute howl.
22:22Dying for you over there.
22:23They want the big pan.
22:25I know, I'm grand here, thanks.
22:27Yeah, I'm an absolute fucking howl.
22:31The two of us together.
22:33I didn't say a word.
22:33I didn't say a word.
22:34How's the gang?
22:36Join us, Jerry.
22:37Sit down.
22:38Yeah, all right, yeah, sure.
22:40So, what are we talking about, huh?
22:42Road safety.
22:43Roads.
22:44Oh, good God.
22:45Ten points to me license here.
22:47Fucking speed track.
22:49I take a lot of drink or four.
22:55He's a fucking hell, man.
22:57Jerry, Jerry.
22:58Jerry, Jerry.
22:59Do you know where this nightclub is?
23:03Nightclub is called Peppermint Grove.
23:05And is it open?
23:07Is it good?
23:07Boys and girls, gotta up your shit, my flock.
23:10Taxi's here.
23:11I'm in the front or else I'll get car sick.
23:14I'm home.
23:14Just in the chat, weirdos.
23:16Yeah, yeah, check the group chat.
23:17It has it.
23:20Mr. Brent, thank you for dinner.
23:23So, I am very sorry about earlier.
23:26It was totally inappropriate of me.
23:28And I apologize.
23:29I should not have done that.
23:31There's no need to apologize.
23:33There's two of us in it, Jerry.
23:34Yes, but you have to understand.
23:37That's not something I do.
23:39Ever.
23:40I mean, I wouldn't say ever.
23:45Listen.
23:46You know my position.
23:48I do.
23:48I won't say a word.
23:50I have no interest in doing that.
23:55I have no interest in getting into self-destructive relationships with married fathers on the DL.
24:03Been there, done that.
24:05I'm gonna absolutely fuck that.
24:07Okay.
24:09Sorry.
24:10Listen, let's get you a cab ordered.
24:12I have an account, right?
24:13A local guy.
24:16Um...
24:17Oh, God.
24:19Whoa.
24:20Are you okay?
24:23Do you want to take a walk?
24:26Do I want to take a walk?
24:28Hey, I'm a good listener.
24:29And you now have one other person that you can talk to about whatever you want.
24:33It's got to be worth something.
24:38And people walk sometimes.
24:42Okay, fine.
24:44We'll take a walk.
24:52Do you play golf?
24:54I don't.
24:55Is this course good?
24:56It is, yeah.
24:57Mm-hmm.
24:58You don't want to be caught in the bunkers, though.
25:00Nothing but trouble in there.
25:04Listen.
25:05I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.
25:09Everyone back there knows my fucking business.
25:11I practically live in a clubhouse.
25:14Captain.
25:17But obviously, did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.
25:21I thought you were like Marlon Randall.
25:23That gym has a membership of 1,200 from all over the world.
25:2870 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today.
25:32Like, mad.
25:35And, uh, just my luck to get you, really.
25:40Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding.
25:44No offence, like.
25:46Hmm.
25:47Anyway, I'm got a lead, so on we go.
25:51Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you.
25:54I'm not dragging anything around.
25:56There is no secret of their life.
25:58What about what happened in the sheriff?
26:00We agreed nothing happened.
26:01Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need.
26:05I'm trying to be a good man here.
26:07A good husband.
26:08How's that going for you?
26:09Actually, very good.
26:12Yeah.
26:13I haven't acted out.
26:15Haven't cheated.
26:16Not once.
26:17In 30-something years.
26:19Yeah, apart from today.
26:20No contact means no cheating.
26:22So nice, Lupo.
26:24Oh, my God.
26:25You are just like Karen.
26:28Fucking certainty of youth.
26:30Okay, I'm sorry.
26:32Good night.
26:41Hey, did the, uh, did the Swedes end up buying the, uh, giant paintings of the three nudie women?
26:49The big mad triptych in the living room?
26:51They sure did.
26:53You know, they paid the guts of 20 grand for them.
26:55What?
26:56Yeah.
27:01Can I see them, like?
27:06Sure.
27:19Oh, lads.
27:20If I wanted a view like that, I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport.
27:25I'm not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall, you know?
27:33Where'd you get this?
27:34Some of the guys did a blues run to the local hyper market.
27:38Zero possibility this is from a hyper market.
27:41That's a 300-year-old bottle, okay?
27:44Great.
27:47Uh, someone there?
27:49I, I, I think so.
27:52Oh, God.
27:54Follow me.
27:55Okay.
28:04Ah, right, you got the sun's rim.
28:08Magnus, I think.
28:10Tried to go pro last year, fell off a scooter and broke his collarbone.
28:13Poor fucking idiot.
28:17Big though, isn't it?
28:18Yeah, I know.
28:19I think they felt sorry for me.
28:23Why so?
28:25I'll tell you another time.
28:28Okay, so, I don't think I should be in here.
28:32Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything.
28:35So don't do anything.
28:39Here.
28:48Now, don't burden yourself.
28:51You're giving away your daughter this week.
28:53How are the nerves?
28:54Shredded.
28:56Not to mention my wallet.
28:59So there is something I'd like to get your take on.
29:02Um, Karen.
29:06She found, um, Grindr on my phone the night before we came over.
29:13But I, I thought you'd never been unfaithful.
29:15Well, I only ever chat.
29:17I look at the photographs, though.
29:20The window show.
29:21Okay.
29:22Yeah.
29:23So Karen has given me until after the wedding to say something to Sandra or she will.
29:30She's fucking 14 for the love of God.
29:33Wait, so what's the plan?
29:35Well, so far, I've come up with give her money to keep the secret.
29:40My God, bribery.
29:41Kids love money.
29:43Well, that will lose you to her as a father and a role model forever.
29:46Well, I'd love to hear a better idea if you've got one.
29:52Do you want to be married?
29:54I don't understand the question.
29:55Well, you don't understand the alternative.
29:57Of course I want to be married.
29:59To your wife.
30:00You love your wife?
30:01I do.
30:03Okay, then.
30:03And she doesn't know about this other side?
30:10There is no other side.
30:13Jerry.
30:15Okay.
30:16No, she doesn't.
30:18I mean, maybe she suspects, but...
30:22I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom.
30:25But that's normal enough, right?
30:27Isn't it?
30:27I'm the wrong person to be asking.
30:30Yeah.
30:32I'm stuck.
30:35And I feel a duty of care towards her.
30:39Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person.
30:43Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way.
30:46How does that help me?
30:48We all want to feel wanted.
30:50It's good for our self-esteem.
30:52Tell her there's more to you.
30:54Like, let her in.
30:57You might be surprised by her reaction.
31:00And you don't know what you don't know about her.
31:06I should go.
31:07If that's...
31:09If that's what you want.
31:14Do you know what you want?
31:30I'm walking out, Mr. Byrne.
31:48Oh, yeah.
31:53Oh, yeah.
31:57Oh, yeah.
32:00Oh, yeah.
32:36Sorry.
32:37That was a bit sudden.
32:40It's a sprint, not a marathon.
32:43Twice in a day.
32:44That hasn't happened to me since the Brian Cowan years.
32:47I have no idea who that is.
32:50Well...
32:51Do you smoke weed?
32:53Do I...
32:54What?
32:55No.
32:58You do this all the time?
33:00You smoke weed?
33:04Seduce straight old married men.
33:08Is anyone in this room straight?
33:11Is that your kink, though?
33:16Daddies are so fucking hot.
33:19And before you ask...
33:21Not all fathers are daddies.
33:31Are you serious about what you said before?
33:34That you'd never been with a man?
33:47And if you have just broken the golden rule, how does it feel?
33:54I feel awful.
33:57I know what that's like.
33:59I know what that's like.
34:16That's no bike rush.
34:23I was attacked.
34:25Oh, God.
34:27Was it a gay thing?
34:30I don't know what that means.
34:32Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something?
34:37Would that have made sense to you?
34:40No.
34:43Well, I wasn't.
34:46I just mean, was it a gay bashing?
34:51It's hard to say, isn't it?
34:54I'm gay and I was bashed, so draw your own conclusions.
34:58I'm not trying to pick a fight.
34:59It seems like you're asking me if I deserved it.
35:03I'm just interested in the details.
35:06Who these lads were.
35:09Why they would do something like this.
35:12The world is mad, Gerry.
35:16People are angry, atoms collide and married men fall into bed with younger gays.
35:21What can I tell you?
35:25So it was totally random?
35:28It wasn't random, no.
35:30Okay.
35:34Well, if it wasn't random, then...
35:38What was it?
35:39It doesn't matter.
35:39It's ancient history.
35:48It must have been recent enough with those bruises.
35:53Don't worry about it.
35:56It doesn't matter.
36:01What's this?
36:09It doesn't matter.
36:19It's positive.
36:20It's positive.
36:51Oh, my God.
37:15Fuck.
37:17Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:23Fuck, fuck.
37:26Fuck.
37:28Fuck.
37:31Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:33Fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:38Fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:46Fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:49Fuck, fuck.
37:56Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
38:01Fuck, fuck.
38:12Fuck, fuck, fuck.
38:26fuck
38:47nobody in this town
38:49would break into a church
38:52look at people who didn't do that
38:54and the priest would
38:56I'm saying father that the coincidence
38:58is great
39:01on the day after you paid me
39:031700 euros in cash
39:05that same amount of money
39:07stolen from the drawer
39:09in the sacristy
39:10and then I come to you and
39:12you look like a man in crisis
39:15a man who astute
39:17to a new law
39:19what should I think
39:20you should think the unhappy coincidence
39:22and not accuse a fellow priest of robbery
39:24it gives me no pleasure
39:26yes me neither
39:30I haven't yet
39:32reported the robbery to the police
39:35well maybe you should
39:37you want that?
39:38I want you
39:40to have peace of mind
39:42don't mind me
39:48I let myself out
39:56everything okay?
39:57yes yes everything's fine
39:59nothing to worry about
40:00you're sure?
40:02I'm a little preoccupied today
40:04if you don't mind
40:05I don't mind
40:06no
40:08but we have to remember
40:09what's important
40:09here
40:12it's a big week
40:13for the burns
40:14father
40:17important to keep a secret
40:18every now and then
40:19wouldn't you say?
40:40I don't mind
40:55morning Jerry
40:56hello
40:57did you have fun last night?
41:00please keep your voice down
41:02everyone in this place knows me
41:03I just asked if you had a good night last night
41:04you asked
41:05in a way
41:07you can't ask me that
41:08in here
41:09in that way
41:09wait
41:11okay
41:12told you about my situation
41:13you told me about your situation
41:14and then 10 minutes later
41:15you had my dick in your mouth
41:17God
41:17keep your voice down
41:20I don't know you
41:21you don't know me
41:24there's no us
41:26that's it
41:28okay
41:30that's it
41:30I don't know you
41:31I don't know you
41:33I don't know you
41:36I don't know you
41:39I don't know you
41:41I don't know you
41:42I don't know you
41:43I don't know you
41:45I don't know you
41:47I don't know you
41:47I don't know you
41:47I don't know you
41:48I don't know you
42:05up you with lunch
42:09Sandra Byrne wants us out of her house for a bite to eat and a chat
42:12you meet Claire Margot chosen for you
42:15I don't think I'll make that
42:18she specifically asked for us
42:20we're her favorites
42:21why don't you go I'm feeling like a lazy day here
42:26no sorry there's no way I'm going on my own
42:28and for neither of us to go with the girls is straight up rude
42:30so off your fuck and get
42:40dad's playing golf by the way it's just mum
42:41and me and Elodie
42:43come on lunch outside
42:54now
42:56my favourite little coterie of people
42:58we may see Jerry passing
43:00one of his balls might even land in your salad
43:08I think I'm an artist because of my social class like I think you have to be an outsider
43:12in some way and I think growing up working class I always felt on the margins
43:16you're from Glasnevin
43:17your dad's an engineer
43:18the middle
43:19yeah the most reviled place to be you know middle aged middle class middle of the road
43:25but people think the people in the middle stand for nothing
43:28but if you take the middle away
43:32what are you left with
43:35a world
43:36of extremes
43:40someone should make art about that
43:41a monument to the Irish middle class
43:44plunked on a roundabout
43:45near a golf course in Spain
43:50exactly
43:54yeah well I mean what Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge is that I have an eye
43:59you know she's up to her neck and wedding planners and colour charts
44:02and won't let me do a tavern
44:03I suppose I should be grateful
44:05she let you pick the priest
44:07she did yeah
44:08poor father Vincent
44:09you know he was a no-show last night
44:10poor father Vincent is a mad yoke
44:12he was dive-bombing in the pool the first night
44:14and he's really been on it with the booze
44:18Elodie do you like it here?
44:19it's much full
44:20and it doesn't rain
44:21Elodie hates the rain
44:22why does it not rain in France?
44:24well it does of course
44:25but she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland
44:27you know she's still recovering from that particular trauma
44:31what was it like growing up gay in Ireland?
44:34Karen no you can't just ask that
44:36it's always hard to be different
44:38but it's not as hard for me as it was for the previous generation
44:42anyone who grew up gay in the 80s has a way worse than us
44:46I have gay friends
44:48trans and non-binary friends in my class
44:51and like nobody cares
44:52I wouldn't say nobody cares
44:54but yes
44:55I'm very glad to hear
44:56nobody cares
44:58no one our age cares
44:59like who cares?
45:00I think well for us
45:02being trans or gay
45:03when we were in school
45:04that was inconceivable to us growing up
45:06you're welcome
45:18how'd you be your black guy?
45:19Karen, who does that?
45:21he was in a bike accident
45:23he was in a bike accident
45:24okay
45:25no actually he wasn't
45:29I am a teacher
45:30or was a teacher
45:31I'm on leave now
45:32but I was beaten up by some of the students that I teach
45:35kids around your age
45:37I was beaten up by them because I'm gay
45:40four of them catfished me
45:42on social media with a picture of another man
45:44they met me in Dublin City Centre
45:45and they attacked me
45:46they wore masks
45:47but I recognised two of them
45:48one because of his smell
45:51and the other because
45:52he had this pair of trainers
45:53he used to always brag about being limited edition
45:55and the other two came forward
45:56confessed the following day
45:58I'd been having problems with all four of them
46:01in the weeks before
46:01just disciplinary attendance problems
46:03but it's a tough school
46:06may I use your bathroom?
46:10of course
46:12yeah, just there
46:13to the left
46:15first door to the left
46:16tap this
46:59the left
47:02to the left
47:02the left
47:02the left
47:02door top
47:02door
47:02door
47:20Oh, no.
47:22No.
47:22That it's like...
47:23Fine, fine.
47:23No.
47:24So I think the fact that you like the fish crew hats is like...
47:27It's kinda cool.
47:28Like, sometimes it's not like you're fine.
47:30Bound it okay.
47:31Just be careful.
47:32No.
47:32So I think the fact that you like the fish crew hats is like...
47:32Absolutely.
47:35What?
47:37Jesus, it's like the song.
47:39It's exactly like the song.
48:18Cornbuck!
48:22Cornbuck.
48:27Cornbuck.
48:37Everyone's asleep
48:40You fucking ruined me
48:42What are you talking about?
48:44I can't get back
48:46Again
48:47Have you lost your keys or something?
48:49Oh, I can't go back
48:52Back to my life
48:55You blame me for that?
48:56You told me to never speak to you again
48:59You said
49:01Do I know what I want?
49:02And I know what I want
49:06Come up then
49:07No
49:08No
49:14Two minutes
49:15Just
49:17Two minutes
49:19Would you care to stay till sunrise?
49:26It's completely your decision
49:29It's just that going home
49:32Going home is such a ride
49:34Such a ride
49:40Going home is such a ride
49:43Going home is such a ride
49:44Going home is such a lonely ride
49:49I'm all in trouble in these bunkers
49:50Would you hang your denim jacket
49:54Near the poster by Picasso
49:57Do you see
49:59Oh, you're so bad
50:01I fucking love it
50:03Yeah, I fucking do
50:04Would you mind
50:07Would you mind if I leave you in the light?
50:10Would you mind if it isn't too bright?
50:17Now I need the window open
50:21So if you happen to get chilly
50:24So if you happen to get chilly
50:25There's this coverlet
50:27My cousin hand-crocheted
50:30Hand-crocheted
50:32Do you mind if the edges are frayed?
50:37Would you mind if I leave you in the morning?
50:47A cup of homemade coffee
50:51I will sweeten it with honey
50:55And with cream
50:58When you sleep
51:01Do you have dreams?
51:06You can read the early paper
51:09And I can watch you while you shave
51:12Oh God, the mirror's cracked
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