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00:03This program contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the beginning and throughout.
00:10Runway 34, you are cleared to land. Ground crew standing by for VIP arrival. Welcome to Corona.
00:22Oh God, my vagina's out.
00:25We're not in Jersey anymore, bitches.
00:28This is beautiful.
00:30I could do so much damage in this town. Definitely get arrested.
00:36I'm so excited to surprise my babies.
00:39They're gonna freak out.
00:40These bitches are not ready for MoMA.
00:44Marty's here, bitches!
00:46Oh God.
00:50Canada Shore, let's go!
00:52Woo!
00:53This summer is gonna be next level.
00:56Dude!
00:57Oh my God.
01:01There goes the neighborhood.
01:03Yeah, baby!
01:04Take it off!
01:05No, you didn't!
01:06I put my nipples in my mouth.
01:08What the fuck?
01:08We've come from all over Canada to the country's number one party spot.
01:15Kelowna, baby!
01:18The lake, the sun, the vibes.
01:21Oh!
01:22I love you!
01:23And hotties everywhere.
01:26Yo, this is dangerous.
01:31Sorry, Mom and Dad.
01:33But before we party, we gotta work.
01:35Let's actually revolting.
01:37My nail broke!
01:39No!
01:40I hate working.
01:42I've heard if you wear this t-shirt, your dick gets really big.
01:45Lucky for us, our boss is a freaking legend.
01:49Surprise, bitches!
01:52No way our boss is nookie.
01:53Dad, I got arrested.
01:56These bitches aren't ready for me.
01:58Get your wrists in there.
01:59Instead of being lippy, get the fucking job done.
02:02Just get it done.
02:03Let me just fucking drink on the job or something.
02:08I'm actually about to crash the fuck out right now!
02:11Living together 24-7, shit is bound to pop off.
02:15Get the fuck out of this fucking road, babe!
02:18I'm not having fun at all!
02:21You guys are too grown for this.
02:22This is high school.
02:24You're an idiot!
02:25Real shit, shut your fucking big ass mouth.
02:28Get the fuck out of this car, bro!
02:30Get me the fuck out of this car!
02:31Riley is a fucking big ass butt he is!
02:34Hey, hey, hey!
02:34And I swear to fucking God,
02:35the only person who can tell me where I'm going in life
02:37is Jesus and my dad.
02:41Fuck.
02:45Despite the drama, we ride together no matter what.
02:49You all right, bro?
02:49This is one of the best summers of my life.
02:51I love each and every one of you.
02:53I've met some, like, really amazing people here.
02:56We all grew together,
02:59and now they're a part of me.
03:01Okay.
03:02Love you guys!
03:03I love you.
03:04Cheers!
03:05Cheers, bitches!
03:07This shit is gonna be a movie.
03:09Let's go!
03:13Oh my God!
03:15Fuck all of y'all.
03:20Hold on to your babies, y'all.
03:30I'm Riley.
03:31I'm 24.
03:32I'm from Bridgewater, Nova Scotia,
03:33and I'm ready for the craziest summer of my life.
03:36I can't believe I'm even here.
03:37I'm kinda shitting bricks.
03:38Kelowna!
03:40Kelowna, baby!
03:42My hometown of Bridgewater is incredibly small town vibe.
03:46Everyone knows everyone's business,
03:48so it's pretty hard to get away with anything.
03:50Cheers, mom.
03:51Mm.
03:52Cheers.
03:53I was raised by a single mom.
03:54She did such an amazing job, I would say.
03:57She's, like, absolutely my best friend.
03:58I love her.
04:02Hello.
04:02Hi, mom.
04:04We're on our way to the house.
04:05Oh my God.
04:07That's crazy.
04:08I know.
04:08I'm so excited, too!
04:10The time of your life.
04:12I love you so much.
04:13I love you.
04:14Bye.
04:15Bye.
04:20Not a gate.
04:23You're kidding.
04:25A fountain?
04:26I'm gonna shit my pants.
04:29I'm so nervous!
04:30Yes!
04:31Oh!
04:32This is ridiculous!
04:35What?
04:37No, I can't make it!
04:41I love this!
04:44This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
04:47What?
04:48The view is insane.
04:51What?
04:52I've never seen a mountain before.
04:54It's ridiculous.
04:55There's a bar?
04:57What?
04:58What?
04:59This is the ultimate party house.
05:01Am I the first one here?
05:04Holy shit!
05:06How much to go to Kelowna, bro?
05:08My name's Emmett Watson from Vancouver, B.C.
05:11I'm going to the shore in real life.
05:13Kelowna is not ready for me!
05:17Hey!
05:21The beach is right over there.
05:24People are going to expect me to be a douchebag.
05:27I kind of look like a dick.
05:28But I'm a real genuine guy.
05:30Those are cute.
05:32Those are so you.
05:33Me and my family are super close.
05:35I'm gonna cry.
05:36Don't cry!
05:37No!
05:39Aw, we're gonna miss you so much.
05:41My sister is nervous, but she's super excited for me.
05:44Are you bringing your cheetah hat?
05:47Yeah.
05:47I love cheetah print.
05:48If you see a motherfucker wearing cheetah print,
05:50you think he's boring?
05:51No, you're like,
05:52that guy's having a good fucking time.
05:55Oh, my God.
05:57I'm actually fucking here.
05:59This is the most fucking exciting day of my life!
06:01Hey, thank you, bro.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:08Hello!
06:09Oh, my God!
06:10How are you?
06:11There's somebody here!
06:12It's nice to meet you.
06:13I'm Riley.
06:14I'm Emmett.
06:14Nice to meet you.
06:15So nice to meet you.
06:16This girl is beautiful.
06:18We're the first ones.
06:19Show me the rooms.
06:20Oh, my...
06:20Claim a bed.
06:21I did!
06:22She's astonishing.
06:23Is this the cutest thing you've ever seen?
06:25She's astonishing.
06:26That's it.
06:27It's with your eyes, not with your words, you know?
06:30My relationship status right now is single and ready to mingle.
06:33But the number one rule is don't fall in love at the shore.
06:36This is the boys, eh?
06:37No.
06:39Oh, my God!
06:40It's leopard print!
06:42Oh!
06:43It's quite fucking sexy in here!
06:45An entire room full of leopard print.
06:47How the fuck am I not supposed to stand my whole summer in there, bro?
06:50Come on!
06:52What the hell?!
06:53That's where the fucking magic happens.
06:56And, hey, I'm a magician.
06:58This is the fellas.
07:00What one are you taking?
07:01I should probably take this one.
07:02Right?
07:02Definitely take that one.
07:03Oh, my God, dude!
07:05Yeah, right this place.
07:07Look what I just noticed.
07:09Duck phone!
07:09No!
07:10Quack, quack!
07:12No!
07:13Oh, my God!
07:15There's a fucking duck phone?
07:17Oh, my God!
07:19I've been watching Jersey Shore since I was just a kid.
07:21And watching Snooki on the duck phone is a total iconic moment.
07:27Oh, my God, I got arrested, Dad.
07:29I know.
07:29I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell.
07:33It was like a fucking phenomenon.
07:36Well, not a phenomenon.
07:37A fucking train wreck.
07:39I'm so excited!
07:41That's fucking insane!
07:42That is priceless.
07:44This is the fucking shore.
07:46Oh, my God!
07:50This place looks nice!
07:59Oh, my God!
08:03You're stunning!
08:06I'm Emmett.
08:07Hi, Emmett.
08:08Nice to meet you.
08:08What was your name?
08:08I'm Giselle.
08:09Well, gone.
08:10It's a girl, Giselle.
08:11I'm 24, and I live in Mississauga, Ontario.
08:14But I'm originally from Montego Bay, Jamaica.
08:17Bop, bop, bop.
08:18Bop, bop.
08:19Bop, bop.
08:19Bop, bop.
08:20Bop, bop.
08:20Bop, bop.
08:20Bop, bop.
08:21Bop, bop, bop.
08:21Bop, bop, bop.
08:22I grew up when I was 16, but I moved by myself.
08:25The rest of my family stayed in Jamaica.
08:27So my mom was like, go to Canada!
08:29Live your best life!
08:30Go to school!
08:31And become like a doctor or something.
08:33And I became a bartender.
08:35You have done so much.
08:36You're living in Canada on your own.
08:38You're making us proud.
08:39You're not acting crazy.
08:41You go to school.
08:42You do work.
08:43My mother has a nickname for me,
08:45and she calls me Jizz.
08:47Right.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:50I have tried to explain to her
08:53the meaning of that name in this generation, Jizz.
08:58You know what?
08:59It's my mom.
08:59She can call me anything she wants.
09:00I came out of her vagina.
09:01She can do whatever she wants.
09:02Whatever situation you're in, remember,
09:05what would Jesus do?
09:06What would Jesus do?
09:07Yeah, sure.
09:09Don't do anything too crazy.
09:11Nothing crazy.
09:12I promise.
09:15Oh, my God!
09:16What the f...
09:17Giselle immediately off the bat.
09:19That's my twin right there.
09:20I left my lip gloss in the car.
09:22Oh, bitch.
09:22Don't worry.
09:22I got about 848 colors.
09:25I love you.
09:25She just gives, like, such a fun energy.
09:28And I think we're gonna be besties.
09:33That was so sexy.
09:38I'm here.
09:39My name's Emmy.
09:40I'm from Fredericton, New Brunswick,
09:41and I'm an esthetician.
09:42Everyone needs an Emmy.
09:44Everyone needs an Emmy in their life.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:47I packed a lot of shit.
09:48People's first impressions of me,
09:50they feel I'm, you know, ditzy.
09:53Oh.
09:54It's a push button.
09:55Fuck.
09:56But I'm actually really smart.
10:02I am what you call a true maritimer.
10:06I was born and raised in Nova Scotia,
10:08live in Fredericton, New Brunswick,
10:10and have a cottage in Prince Edward Island.
10:11I bring the East Coast energy.
10:14Hello!
10:16Another girl!
10:17Oh, my God, you're gorgeous!
10:19Hello!
10:19I'm so high-maintenance.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22I've always been into the nails and the makeup and the tan.
10:26I've been self-tanning since I was 13 years old.
10:29The amount of chemicals that are probably in my body
10:31is horrendous.
10:32So this is the girls' room.
10:33What's the guy's name again?
10:35Emmett.
10:36Emmett.
10:36Yes.
10:37Let's go find Emmett.
10:38I've been single for probably about a year and a half now.
10:41But I already have what engagement ring I want picked out.
10:46So, honestly, I would literally be married right now.
10:49Like, wife me up.
10:50Did the hat come with the house or that was just burning or all this?
10:52No, this is all me.
10:54I got multiple.
10:57Y'all, this crazy.
10:59This hella crazy.
11:04All right.
11:04I think we're solid now.
11:07My name is Isaiah Crawford.
11:09I'm 25.
11:09I'm from Calgary, Alberta.
11:11I'm a skateboarder and a rapper.
11:14And I just had my first threesome the other day.
11:16So that's kind of dope.
11:20I'm an instigator.
11:22I'm a straight instigator.
11:24No!
11:25No!
11:26I love to stir the pot.
11:29People are going to probably hate that about me.
11:34What are you hoping to achieve or get out of this?
11:37Some pussy.
11:39No, no, no.
11:43I'm single as fuck.
11:45My longest relationship is literally five days.
11:48Like, that wasn't for me.
11:50All these people wasting their time with all these crazy ass bitches.
11:53Like, that's not me.
11:56Damn, we got the whole gate and shit.
11:58Yo, what the fuck?
12:02Little family.
12:04Shit!
12:04What the fuck I'm about to live like?
12:09Holy shit!
12:11Oh, what the fuck going on, yo?
12:14No way!
12:16How's it going?
12:19Yo, what's up, my boy?
12:21Grab my drink.
12:21Damn, I love your hair mad nice.
12:24Oh.
12:25Oh, you're cute.
12:28Hi.
12:28How you doing?
12:29This shit crazy as fuck.
12:31Cheers up.
12:32Skater boy, dread head, cute face, tall.
12:36That is my type to a T.
12:38Our room's on the right.
12:40You gotta grab one of these bottom beds, bro.
12:42I got here first and I took the big bed.
12:44I don't know.
12:44I feel like I'm gonna be claustrophobic down there.
12:53Yeah, let me press.
12:59Can someone help me with my bag?
13:01It's too heavy.
13:02Yeah.
13:03I'm Lila, I'm 20, I'm from Toronto.
13:05I like to have a good time and I like to party.
13:10Okay.
13:11So are you on?
13:11Yes.
13:12Okay.
13:12Thank you so much.
13:14My knight in shining armor.
13:16Appreciate you.
13:18Kelowna's never seen anything the likes of me and they better get ready.
13:23Lila!
13:25What are you doing?
13:27Be aware.
13:28Be aware of me.
13:30Keep it in your peripheral vision.
13:32Why is she beefing with these people right now?
13:34Oh my God.
13:34Don't fucking make fun of me.
13:35I get frustrated.
13:36I'm very dramatic.
13:37My dad even says all the time.
13:39He's like, I feel like I'm in another episode of this reality TV show with you.
13:42That's what he says all the time.
13:43Come on, Teddy.
13:44Let's go.
13:44Let's go.
13:46He's like me.
13:46He's like lazy.
13:47Yeah, look.
13:48It's like me at work.
13:49He only is attracted to older male dogs.
13:52We have the same taste in men.
13:54My ideal man, he plays Raphael in Jane the Virgin.
13:57What's his name?
13:58Oh, wait.
13:58Justin Baldoni?
13:59Yes.
14:00Oh my God.
14:01Justin Baldoni.
14:04Don't even get me started.
14:06Oh my God.
14:08It's big.
14:09Okay.
14:11I can't carry it.
14:17Oh my God.
14:21I'm not strong enough.
14:22So I'm just going to leave it.
14:24I'll come back for it later.
14:27Is someone here?
14:29Oh my God.
14:31Oh shit.
14:31We got someone else?
14:33Who we got?
14:33Another girl.
14:34Another girl?
14:37Damn, we got all shorties over here.
14:39Lila, nice to meet you.
14:40It's so nice to meet you.
14:42Nice to meet you.
14:42Isaiah.
14:43What's your name is?
14:44Lila.
14:45Lila.
14:45Do you want to go and see the girls' room?
14:47Girl, let's go.
14:48This place is insane.
14:49Oh, that's bad, guys.
14:53Oh my God.
14:55Oh my God.
14:56Oh my God.
14:56Oh my God.
14:58It's the bang zone.
15:00That new girl's fine.
15:01I don't know.
15:02She don't seem like a good person though.
15:03No.
15:04I got a vibe.
15:05I kind of got that vibe too.
15:06You got that vibe, right?
15:07I got that vibe too.
15:08She seems kind of like a little stuck up.
15:11I don't know.
15:12Which is our room?
15:13I hope it's not the one with the dicks on the walls.
15:16Shorty in a pink?
15:17I get a bad vibe from her, bruh.
15:19I'm not fucking with her low key.
15:21She seemed like a problem, bruh.
15:23Mark my words, bruh.
15:24She going to start some shit first, bruh.
15:26I got that shit.
15:27Can someone help me with my bag?
15:28I will, girly.
15:29Why don't we just make one of the boys do it?
15:31I cannot lift this bag and I will not lift this bag,
15:34so I'm going to have to send out a soldier.
15:36Hey, can one of you come bring my bag in?
15:39Sure, I got you.
15:40You want a big bag?
15:42Emma got it.
15:43That is crazy.
15:44He's not going to catch me doing some shit like that.
15:46I ain't going to lie.
15:47I just mesh right here.
15:49I ain't bringing your bag in.
15:50You got a big ass bag, girl.
15:52Yeah.
15:53What the hell?
15:53You got in here a body?
15:55Is the next person coming in the house in your fucking bag?
15:58He's going to bring it all the way to the girls' room.
16:00This guy already taking orders, bruh.
16:02Jesus Christ.
16:03Oh my God, bitch.
16:04What the fuck?
16:05Yeah.
16:05This is insanity.
16:07Oh my God.
16:08I thought I was high maintenance.
16:09That girl's going to be trouble.
16:11Gotta have more people coming, bro.
16:12I know, right?
16:13If the next person that comes in here is a chick, I'm fucking jumping in the pool.
16:16I'm looking forward to meeting some boys, man.
16:18I need to get some bro action going.
16:21Hey, bitches.
16:22It's Christopher Brown.
16:24I'm 22 years old.
16:25I'm from Toronto, Ontario.
16:27I am a professional dancer, a club promoter, and the most talked about person in the city.
16:35I started dancing when I was like six years old.
16:39So I've been dancing like my entire life.
16:41And then I got lazy.
16:42And like, it was just like a lot of work.
16:44So now I'm taking a little bit of a break.
16:47Christopher Brown.
16:49The second I'm like walking into a club, a restaurant, a party, there's always eyes on me.
16:55I have to be at like the best booth with the hottest people.
16:59Girls really gravitate towards me.
17:01In the club, we're all fam.
17:03That one's stiff.
17:05I literally have been kicked out of every single club in Toronto.
17:10I like to put my hand in the pot, stir it, start a little bit of drama.
17:15And then when people ask me about it, I act like I have no clue what they're talking about.
17:19What is not ready?
17:20Oh my gosh.
17:24I'm going to eat a lime.
17:26You going to eat a lime raw?
17:28Just like that?
17:29I'm fucking hungry.
17:32What's up?
17:40Christopher is like an angel sent from heaven.
17:43Where are you from, Chris?
17:44Toronto.
17:45I knew it. I'm Toronto too.
17:46Okay, bye!
17:48That is my guy, like that is my new best friend.
17:51Chris and me are going to be the craziest in the house.
17:54Where am I off?
17:55This room?
17:56Okay.
17:56I'm sorry to put you in here.
18:00Oh, it's okay.
18:00This sucks.
18:01Oh, some bitch took my bed.
18:04I have super high standards.
18:06I'm not sleeping in a bunk bed.
18:09I feel like we need to move that over there.
18:11Should we move it?
18:12Yeah, and then I'll take this back.
18:14Let's do it.
18:16Sorry.
18:17Okay, show me around when I was ready to see.
18:21Moving the bag off the bed.
18:23I will take responsibility.
18:25But he deserves to have his own space.
18:28He's a bad bitch.
18:29No, I actually hate you already.
18:31No, I love you.
18:33I'm like scared for us.
18:35I'm scared for us too.
18:39Holy fuck.
18:40Fire the fuck up, bro.
18:43What's up?
18:43I'm Ethan.
18:44I'm 23 years old.
18:46I'm from New Market Otero and I'm here to fucking turn up.
18:48Get ready.
18:49I'm coming.
18:50I'm here to fucking send it.
18:51I was chosen by the sun gods.
18:53They grabbed me by the balls, came to earth and said,
18:55hey, son, congrats.
18:56You are now a degenerate.
18:58That ain't no green screen.
18:59That's legit.
19:00My company with two other guys, we post Canadian party content.
19:04I'm a professional partier.
19:06I do events across the country.
19:08It's a fun thing to do as long as you're taking milk thistle
19:11so your liver doesn't fucking explode.
19:15Holy fuck.
19:17Ayo.
19:19Game time, bitch.
19:20Someone pulling up on the dock.
19:22There you going.
19:22Come look at the dock with the geese.
19:25I'm fucking coming.
19:27This is too much.
19:28Are we getting rid of a boat?
19:29Someone's pulling up on a boat right now
19:31and I'm kind of offended that I wasn't offered to be dropped off on a boat.
19:36They just threw a beer bong.
19:37They threw a beer bong.
19:38They threw a beer bong off.
19:38They threw a beer bong off.
19:42That is the craziest beer bong I've ever seen too.
19:44Who is this guy?
19:46He has like a beer funnel.
19:47He's this total like Ontario hockey boy coming in.
19:51Oh my God.
19:52He's adorable.
19:53What?
19:54Bro, pulled up with the boat?
19:55Yo, come on, bro.
19:57I like that entrance.
19:58Hey, guys.
19:58Emi.
19:59Emi.
20:00Lila.
20:01Ethan.
20:01Where are you from?
20:02Toronto, bro.
20:03You're from Toronto?
20:04Yeah.
20:04You came in on a fucking boat.
20:07I think me and Ethan might be able to get along
20:09if he keeps up with his little adorable face.
20:13Holy shit, huh?
20:14They're fine.
20:15This is our room, bro.
20:16Emma was here first.
20:17He claimed there.
20:18Yo, I claimed here.
20:19This motherfucker put his suitcase down.
20:21Yo, fucking Chris.
20:23Dude.
20:24He switched your suitcase, bro.
20:26Like, what the fuck?
20:28Who cares?
20:28It's not a big deal, you know?
20:29We're here to have fun.
20:30I'm not here to make any enemies.
20:32I'm not that mad about it.
20:33He probably means it more than I do.
20:35I think I could get in the sink.
20:37Like, I just seem too hot.
20:39When I first met Lila, I just felt something off.
20:44I don't know.
20:44She, like, too entitled.
20:46Ugh.
20:47I want the sun to set.
20:48When I seen Lila by the floor, I was like,
20:50this is my fucking chance.
20:52It's too hot.
20:53Let me fuck with her a little bit.
20:55Let me see how she reacts.
20:56Oh, but then there's gonna be bugs out here.
21:02It's too heavy and it's not there.
21:03Yeah, you can't.
21:04And it's in the shallow end.
21:06Go!
21:07Oh!
21:08Oh, no!
21:09My hair is not on a wash day.
21:13I'm not ready to wash it yet,
21:14so I don't know what I'm gonna fucking do.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:17My poor nails.
21:18If this one falls off, you're paying for the new set.
21:21Those look cheap anyway.
21:28Night one!
21:29Yay!
21:30Pitch, it's our first night in the house.
21:32It's a pajama party.
21:34Pajama party.
21:36We all look so good.
21:38All right, let's go.
21:40You know how to play pool?
21:41Giselle, let's play games.
21:42I am the worst pool painter in, like, history.
21:44I'm gonna teach you.
21:45I noticed that Isaiah has been eyeing up Giselle a lot.
21:48I ship it.
21:50Oh, my God.
21:51Oh, okay.
21:52That made me excited.
21:53She's gonna be my pool partner by the end of this.
21:55Oh, yeah.
21:56I can kind of just feel, like, a mutual attraction
21:58with me and Giselle.
21:59Go right here, watch.
22:01But I don't be, like, the relationship type.
22:03Like, I'm not gonna lie.
22:04I'm not gonna fall in love on camera.
22:06You did a good job.
22:07You did a good job.
22:08Good game.
22:08You did good, too.
22:09Yeah, y'all gonna play this one back.
22:13Night one!
22:14Let's get this party going!
22:16The best summer we're ever gonna have.
22:19Yay!
22:19Yay!
22:21My biggest pet peeve in the whole world is Debbie Downers.
22:24Excuse me.
22:25I got my funnel.
22:27Let's fucking party.
22:29Drake, motherfucker.
22:30Drake, motherfucker, Drake.
22:32I love a funnel.
22:34I want to build memories.
22:35And you know what you say.
22:36Like, no good memory comes from fucking sitting at a bowl of celery sticks.
22:43Damn.
22:44He turned into a schoolgirl all of a sudden.
22:46These are my glasses.
22:48Look elegant.
22:49I'm sorry.
22:50See the difference between nice and not nice?
22:52Oh.
22:53I thought that was a compliment.
22:56Calling a grown woman a schoolgirl is a compliment?
22:59You're 20 years old.
23:00You can't even drink in the United States, gang.
23:04What is your issue with me?
23:05I ain't got no issues.
23:07So why are you so fucking rude?
23:08I think he's flirting.
23:09If that's flirting, I'd rather light myself on fire.
23:13Annoying.
23:14He's annoying.
23:15Honestly, I like crazy girls, but Lila, I knew she was going to be an issue.
23:19Sometimes you speak, and it's just kind of dirt.
23:21I don't have no filter.
23:22That's just me, though.
23:23I'm authentic, though.
23:24Right, but when you're talking to a girl or, like, a woman, you have to work on that,
23:27because what you're going to do is evoke, like, pissed-offness to work on that.
23:34Good? We good?
23:36You sassy as hell, gang.
23:38Honestly, I got a big mouth.
23:40I be saying how I feel.
23:42She don't like what I said.
23:43She don't take no shit.
23:45I fuck with that, because I don't take no shit either, but that's why we butt heads.
23:48Yo, it's day one, gang.
23:49We better spend a month together.
23:50We got to learn.
23:52Come on.
23:53We got to be good, okay?
23:55Come on.
23:56It's no beef.
23:57I honestly don't really want to fight with Isaiah.
23:59I think he's probably a cool guy.
24:01He just needs to watch his mouth.
24:02It's no beef, all right?
24:04Okay.
24:04It's day one.
24:05We good, gang.
24:06Love you.
24:06You guys fired up, or what?
24:08Fuck yes.
24:08Am I the last one?
24:10There's eight of us.
24:11There may be two more of us.
24:12Guys.
24:13I can tell you right now, I feel like there's someone else coming.
24:16Like, I feel like someone's coming.
24:18Do we think another girl's gonna walk in here?
24:20Let's go.
24:24Fire me up.
24:25Let it begin.
24:26My name's Bauer Swiston.
24:28I'm a lacrosse player.
24:31You know what?
24:32Yep.
24:32That would have went right through.
24:34The stereotype of a lacrosse player is, like, rich white kid.
24:37I'm definitely white as fuck, but I mean, like, I'm not rich whatsoever.
24:41First time I'm in a barber shop, my mom is actually the only person who's cut my hair in my
24:45life.
24:45I could FaceTime my mom right now.
24:48Hey, you wanna tell my barber here, you know, what I usually like?
24:52Don't take too much off.
24:54He gets really mad.
24:55I don't like paying for haircuts, right?
24:57That's nails, dude.
24:59Yeah.
24:59Absolutely nails.
25:00I'm from Prince Albert, Saskatchewan.
25:07I'm super proud to be from Saskatchewan.
25:10I appreciate, you know, the small town, hardworking vibe.
25:13I don't like quitting a lot.
25:17Even in bed, you know, it's like, you girls gotta finish or else I'm super upset, you know?
25:23Stuff like that.
25:24I don't know why I said that, but that's a great example.
25:26This place is wicked.
25:28I would love to, like, find a bird out west, but I won't really make the first move.
25:32Just because, like, I met with my dad growing up, but he was...
25:35Whoa, that sounded fucked!
25:37That sounded fucked!
25:42Holy fuck.
25:44This place is the fucking tits.
25:50Oh!
25:52How are we doing?
25:53Where do I put my stuff?
25:54I have a surprise!
25:56I just see this big-ass dude.
25:58What's up, everybody?
25:59Fucking mullet going on.
26:02Who the hell is that?
26:04How are we doing?
26:05How are we doing?
26:06How are we doing?
26:06How are we doing?
26:07How are we doing?
26:08Surprise, new guy walks in.
26:10Where did you come from?
26:11Hey, nice to meet you.
26:12I'm Giselle.
26:13Giselle, good to meet you.
26:14What's up, my boy?
26:15How are we doing?
26:16Lila.
26:16Lila, great to meet you.
26:18How are we doing?
26:19I know.
26:20He's so hot.
26:21It's like Emmett with hair, but hotter.
26:27Fuck, I'm from all over.
26:28I'm, like, Mr. International, but I've...
26:30Oh, what the fuck?
26:30Okay, I go away for two seconds, and there's a new guy here.
26:35Who are you?
26:36Yeah, good to meet you.
26:37Good to meet you.
26:37Nice to meet you, Emmie.
26:39I'm Bauer.
26:39Good to meet you.
26:40I will say, Bauer is actually such a cutie.
26:44Yo, dude, what are we hitting tomorrow?
26:46Cheston tries in the logo and a little bit of rear delts, baby.
26:50Let's go.
26:51I'm like, yes, yes, my gym bro is here.
26:54Dude, come look at the fucking freezer.
26:56Emmett's gonna be my boy.
26:58He's like the Vinny to my Pauly.
26:59Chicken, fucking fish, beef, fucking everything we fucking need.
27:04Pines of steaks, burgers.
27:06Me and my boy are gonna chef up.
27:08Yeah, bro, we're fucking stocked up.
27:09Nails.
27:11I'm so glad you came in here, dude.
27:12I was like, all day, I was like, where's my fucking gym bro?
27:14Where's my fucking gym bro, dude?
27:16Let's fucking go, man.
27:17Oh, that's so nails.
27:18Let's fucking go, bro.
27:19That's fucking sweet.
27:20This place is nails, eh?
27:21Fuck yeah.
27:22Dude, every fucking angle of pull up.
27:25Look at these two.
27:26I can't wait.
27:28Bauer's hot.
27:30Bauer is hot.
27:31The chrome plates, though, like, that's fucking tough.
27:34We're gonna slide those in.
27:35Oh my god.
27:36But then he really started grossing me out
27:38when he kind of got a hard on for the weight machine.
27:42Look at the dumbbells, dude.
27:43I'm getting fucking turned on right now.
27:45There's gonna be grunting going on over here.
27:48Oh my god.
27:49Now I'm, like, kind of at the ick.
27:51Oh my god.
27:52I can't wait.
27:53I'm getting super fucking fired up right now.
27:55Oh my god.
27:56No, I gotta stop.
27:57I'm gonna get a fucking boner.
27:59I'm looking over at women over here that I do.
28:02He's not even looking at them.
28:04You're a big fucking guy in the lane.
28:05You're bigger than me, dude.
28:06He's actually giving more hard eyes to Emmett.
28:09Dude, I can't fucking wait.
28:11Ugh.
28:12I'm grossed out.
28:13I'm done.
28:13That's it.
28:15Oh my god.
28:16I gotta find him.
28:17Let's get rowdy.
28:18Woo!
28:19Yeah, boy!
28:22The party is fighting.
28:25But, you know, I want sparks flying.
28:27I want people kissing, so I have an evil plan.
28:30So there's a card in the middle.
28:31You have to guess if your card is higher or lower than the card in the middle.
28:35If you're wrong, you have to kiss somebody.
28:38Giselle's trying to set up higher or lower.
28:39I know what the fuck you trying to do, baby.
28:43I'm not mad at it, though.
28:45Let's get frisky!
28:47Emmett, you think that your card is higher or lower than five?
28:51I'm going lower than five.
28:52I think it's lower, honestly.
28:54What do you got?
28:55Higher.
28:56Oh!
28:57Higher.
28:57You gotta kiss somebody.
28:58Oh.
28:59Who you looking at?
29:00Yes!
29:01Yeah, there you go.
29:03Okay!
29:06You made that sensual, baby.
29:09It felt honestly pretty natural.
29:11I could probably see myself kissing Emmett again.
29:14My thing is if you're funny, my legs will spread.
29:18Like, that's basically all I need from you.
29:21This is true.
29:22I am definitely looking forward to getting a few more kisses in with Riley.
29:28Higher than a 10.
29:29Ooh.
29:30Then I lost that.
29:31Mm-hmm.
29:32Okay, come hear that.
29:33Come hear that.
29:34Yeah!
29:35Come hear that.
29:36Hey!
29:37Hey!
29:38Hey!
29:38Hey!
29:39Hey!
29:41There you go.
29:43Why you blushing over there?
29:45Well, I am blushing.
29:47I definitely felt a little fanny flutter when he kissed me.
29:50It's like, ugh.
29:52My evil plan is working.
29:55I'm gonna guess.
29:58Higher.
29:59The meatballs.
30:01Lower.
30:02There are meatballs.
30:03I think Emmy is definitely feeling Bauer.
30:06And I'm getting some vibes that she'd like to kiss him.
30:09I kiss you in the cheek.
30:11All right.
30:11Because you're very gentleman.
30:12You can kiss wherever.
30:13I don't care.
30:14Hey!
30:17There.
30:18Yes!
30:19Okay, now that I know that, I hope I lose again.
30:23I kiss Bauer.
30:25Oh!
30:26Oh!
30:26But I can't get enough.
30:27Oh my fucking god.
30:31I lost a round.
30:33Huh?
30:33I lost a round.
30:35Of what?
30:36Oh.
30:37Oh my god.
30:38I can't put this stuff here.
30:39Leave it.
30:40Leave it.
30:41Bauer, I'll get it for you, dear.
30:43You what?
30:43I'll get it for you.
30:44I'll get it for you.
30:45Okay.
30:50You what?
30:51That was it.
30:51That was it.
30:52Say you pissed with my guy for real.
30:54What?
30:55What?
30:55What did you kiss?
31:00Did you make out with him?
31:02No, like barely.
31:03I fucking want more.
31:08Okay, goodnight guys.
31:11Goodnight!
31:19Bro, how you feeling?
31:20Bro, my head hurts so bad.
31:22Waking up in the shore house.
31:24It's overwhelming, kinda.
31:25But also like, fuck yeah.
31:27What's up, new fam?
31:28Bro, bunk beds are made for kids.
31:30Like I got a grown ass man over top of me.
31:34Guys, it's Canada Day.
31:35It's Canada Day!
31:37Happy Canada Day!
31:37Happy Canada Day!
31:38It's like fucking Christmas morning.
31:40Happy Canada Day!
31:42Happy Canada Day!
31:43Good morning!
31:44Good morning, good morning, good morning.
31:45Happy Canada Day.
31:46Happy Canada Day, guys.
31:47Happy Canada Day!
31:48Riley!
31:49I'm making out spaghetti.
31:50No way!
31:51Yeah, fuck yeah!
31:52Spaghetti breakfast!
31:53Spaghetti breakfast!
31:55Spaghetti breakfast!
31:56Spaghetti breakfast!
31:56You're making spaghetti right now?
31:58Guys, that's what I have for breakfast.
32:00Ew!
32:01My girl Emmy with our spaghetti breakfast.
32:04Totally revolting.
32:06What in the hell is spaghetti breakfast?
32:10Girl, eat a fucking boiled egg.
32:12What are you doing?
32:13Just spaghetti noodles and parm cheese?
32:15That's crazy.
32:17Everyone thinks that's so fucking weird, but that's my thing.
32:20Like this is who I am and I wanna show them.
32:22Like I'm not gonna change who I am being in this house and what I eat
32:26just because it's a fucking morning and you think that's weird.
32:29We like it salty.
32:30I like it salty.
32:31That's exactly it.
32:32Oh my god, don't do that!
32:33What the fuck are you doing?
32:35Oh my god!
32:36Oh my god!
32:37I'm Italian and that's a sin to break the pasta like that.
32:41That was sickening.
32:41What are you doing?
32:43What the fuck?
32:44You have to break it.
32:46No, you don't break it!
32:47You don't break it!
32:48Italians are gonna fucking hate you.
32:50Yeah, me.
32:51Oh dude, that looks fucking disgusting.
32:54Okay, breakfast.
32:55Thank you so much.
32:56You're welcome.
32:57It's gonna be so fucking good.
32:59I'm on team Emmy.
33:00I love pasta for breakfast.
33:02Emmy's butter and cheese combo, it definitely hit.
33:05Was it?
33:06You killed it.
33:06Oh my god, I killed it.
33:08That's right.
33:08I might need to go puke, y'all.
33:10You're gonna throw up?
33:11Do you want help?
33:12I'm good.
33:14Can someone break some fucking paper towel?
33:19God, if only it wasn't noon.
33:21Take a shot.
33:22Oh my god, I need a burp.
33:27Oh my god.
33:28Is that a doorbell?
33:30Oh my god.
33:31I knew somebody was coming.
33:32What's that sound?
33:33Some bitches here.
33:34You think?
33:43Oh, there's a note.
33:44Oh shit.
33:46We got mail.
33:47Where's she at?
33:48It was a doorbell, wasn't it?
33:49We got mail!
33:50We got mail!
33:51We got mail!
33:53What the fuck?
33:54That's crazy.
33:55Can you hurry up and open the mail?
33:57Holy.
33:57Well, everybody shut up then.
33:58Take a million years.
33:59Okay, what's up?
33:59What's up?
34:00Hey babes, welcome to Kelowna.
34:02I hope you've made yourselves at home.
34:03I know from personal experience that your first summer at the shore will be epic, but you're
34:08not just here to have fun.
34:09All of you are going to have to work to earn the right to party.
34:11Literally, it's a holiday.
34:13But until then, I've hired a local Kelowna legend to keep tabs on you before I arrive.
34:18He's waiting for you at your first job.
34:19Don't disappoint me and use this information wisely.
34:22The boss.
34:23Who the fuck is Kelowna?
34:25Who the fuck is Kelowna?
34:26Who the fuck is Kelowna?
34:37You guys, I'm not mad.
34:38Has to be.
34:39Oh, Jersey Shore has to be Snooki.
34:41I swear guys, guys, guys know I'm going to cry if it's her.
34:43If it's Asha or her, I'm going to cry.
34:45Oh.
34:45On Canada?
34:46Yeah.
34:47Are we working today, bruh?
34:50I don't want to work today.
34:51It's Canada Day.
34:52Can we just stay in our bathing suits?
34:54I don't know what to put on.
34:56Are we going to go to the bar later?
34:57I want to watch fireworks and drink tequila and do sparklers.
35:09It's Canada Day, bitches.
35:12I don't know what we're doing today.
35:14All I know is that it's Canada Day.
35:15It is fucking hot and I hope that whatever we're doing,
35:18I can take my tarp off.
35:20Yeah, Canada Day!
35:21Should we do the anthem again?
35:23No.
35:23No.
35:24Fuck.
35:25Canada, Canada, woo!
35:26Our home and native land.
35:29Puppies are dying out there somewhere.
35:31True patriots.
35:33Canada, Canada, Canada.
35:34And all of us come in.
35:36Canada, Canada, Canada.
35:39Colonna fruit stand?
35:40Get out of here.
35:41I don't want to work at a fruit stand.
35:44Everyone walking into this fruit stand looks ugly
35:46and I don't really do well with ugly people.
35:48Like, why are you visually assaulting me?
35:52Oh, shit.
35:54We ready?
35:55Oh, my God, it's hot.
35:57We gonna melt out here.
35:58We pull up to this fruit stand
36:01and we'll see how long I make it through.
36:03Oh, my God, you guys?
36:04Like, I didn't come here to work.
36:06I came here to party and it's Canadian Day.
36:08I need a drink.
36:09We gotta go to work.
36:11We gotta go to work.
36:12What is going on, everybody?
36:15What's going on?
36:16I see this guy.
36:17He coming out in some banana pants.
36:19He's just like, yo, and I'm just like, who is this?
36:22Is this our boss?
36:23So you're probably wondering who I am.
36:26My name is Dane, a.k.a.
36:28The Prince of Kelowna.
36:30Hey!
36:32Oh, this guy's a beauty.
36:34This guy hilarious.
36:35He definitely bringing some energy.
36:37In Kelowna, we love to have fun!
36:43Dane is interesting.
36:48You guys are gonna have to work this summer,
36:50and I'm gonna report back to your boss.
36:53My biggest motto in life is nothing given,
36:57everything is earned.
36:58Great.
36:58You gotta work hard this summer.
37:00Okay.
37:00Okay.
37:01Great.
37:01I can't listen to what he's saying
37:03because all I can think about is
37:05where the fuck is this guy's teeth?
37:08So we got some goals for you guys to hit.
37:10On a afternoon like this,
37:12we usually hit about $5,000.
37:14Oh, my God.
37:15If you guys top it,
37:16Dane's got some rewards for you, all right?
37:18So let's get down to business.
37:21We're gonna make $5,000 worth of sales,
37:23and then we can go party.
37:26We're fucked.
37:27Oh, I wanna be a banana.
37:28Take it.
37:29I did this one.
37:30I'm gonna look fucking fat in the strawberry.
37:32What the hell?
37:33Yeah, bruh.
37:34Buddy, I'm so up right now.
37:35This kinda drip, though.
37:36That's the cutest one for sure.
37:38That is drip.
37:39How are we gonna turn this up?
37:41Please buy fruit so we can drink tequila.
37:45Yes!
37:46I think that's perfect.
37:49I feel like a fucking clown.
37:51Can you guys hurry up?
37:53Yeah.
37:54Oh, my God.
37:55Yay!
37:57Don't get fruit.
37:58Someone's coming!
38:00I feel like a bottle girl right now.
38:01Yay!
38:03My nail broke!
38:05No!
38:06Oh, no.
38:07You gotta use that glue.
38:08Oh, my God.
38:08It hurts.
38:09I'm gonna buy fruit.
38:11Bananas!
38:11You can get some of me.
38:12Buy the fruit!
38:13Okay, that's another customer.
38:15Buy a fruit!
38:16Oh!
38:16Papa Terry!
38:18Fresh fruit!
38:19Try it!
38:20I'll give you a kiss if you take it.
38:22Mwah!
38:22Chef.
38:23It comes with their phone number.
38:24Can you imagine?
38:24It comes with their phone number.
38:26Me and Ethan, we got put in front of the house, so we're the first people you see when you
38:30come in.
38:30You see a gorgeous smile and a cute Canadian boy.
38:33I'm working hard.
38:34I'm doing my thing.
38:36I'm just making sure that we get that 5K.
38:39I don't know who's selling 5K worth of apricots, but apparently this place is.
38:43Hey, guys.
38:44Would you like to try a free sample?
38:45I'm gonna go cherry.
38:46Cherry, go ahead.
38:47Go ahead.
38:47Take your cherry.
38:48I'll do strawberry.
38:49You take your strawberry, girl.
38:50Do you want to take some home?
38:52I think you should take some cherries home.
38:53I might have to.
38:53We have so much.
38:54Amazing.
38:55Thank you so much.
38:56Thank you guys.
38:58Girl, how you doing over there?
39:00It's so fucking hot.
39:01It's so hot, right?
39:02These cherries are nice and cool.
39:04It's scorching hot.
39:06My makeup is falling off of my face.
39:08The sun is in my eyes and I'm not vibing.
39:12Oh my God, I actually can't do this right now.
39:14Why?
39:14It's so fucking hot.
39:16Chris isn't doing any work, so he has to.
39:17No, I am.
39:18I just finished his bag.
39:19I need my 30 minute break.
39:21Hmm.
39:22Um, let's see.
39:24What do we think?
39:24What do we think?
39:25What do we think here?
39:26I think my favorite girl in the house has gotta be Riley so far.
39:29You know, she's funny.
39:30She seems real down to earth.
39:31Man, we gotta do something big.
39:33You're not thinking short and sweet?
39:34No.
39:35Okay.
39:36I'm thinking long and central.
39:37Wow, okay.
39:38Me and Emmett definitely gravitate towards each other.
39:40He's really good energy.
39:42We could do, like, come in and get peachy.
39:45I'm, like, scared of love, so it really takes, like, a lot for me to, like, hop into something.
39:50But I'm, like, hoping that we keep getting to know each other.
39:53Bye ya, peach.
39:54See ya, peach.
39:55Aw, I like that.
39:56Okay.
39:57I'm gonna have some weird-ass tan lines, right?
40:00Tarp off?
40:00Oh my God, sweet!
40:02Focus on the cherries!
40:04Focus on the cherries!
40:06Jeez!
40:07Woo!
40:07Fucking right I'm happy with who I'm with.
40:10Bauer's just eye candy, right?
40:12Mm-hmm.
40:14The cherries are actually really cold on my hands.
40:16I wanna rub them all over you.
40:18What?
40:19I think Emmy's trying super hard to get with Bauer, and it's kind of...
40:26Sorry.
40:28It's really embarrassing.
40:30It's shaped like a heart.
40:31It is, actually.
40:32That's, yeah.
40:33Aw, it's for you.
40:35Thanks.
40:35I'll put it in my pocket right now.
40:37Good.
40:37I'm so over the heat.
40:39I'm over these two.
40:41I need a break, some water, and a tequila shot.
40:44You would buy that bag.
40:45Cherries.
40:45I'd buy anything from you.
40:47Buy a fruit!
40:49Buy a fruit!
40:50Buy a fruit!
41:04Buy a fruit!
41:04And then I'm like, hey, how you doing?
41:05Don't fall in love.
41:06Those things are real tasty.
41:07I'm a good salesman.
41:08I can fucking sell.
41:09Have a good one.
41:11Buy my fruit!
41:12Buy, buy my fruit!
41:13That's it.
41:15We can do it.
41:16We can do it.
41:33Let's fucking go!
41:36Put on your party shoes, and get the heck out of here!
41:39Let's go!
41:41Colonna, baby!
41:42We about to get fucked up tonight.
41:45Oh, yeah.
41:46Let's fucking go!
41:47Get me the fuck out of here.
41:49I'm fucking over it.
41:51We put in work today, and we're going to get fucking wasted tonight.
41:54You know what?
41:54I probably would have had fun if it wasn't hotter than a witch's fucking cooch outside.
42:00Christmas happened the worst time.
42:02I was so over it the second I got there, and I was like third wheeling.
42:08Right.
42:08Emi and Bauer.
42:09Are they vibing?
42:10No, Emi's trying so.
42:12Oh!
42:12I was scared.
42:13That's what you were going to say.
42:14Bauer is so not about it.
42:16And she's going to kill anybody that touches Bauer.
42:25Honey, I'm home!
42:27So nice.
42:28Oh, nice.
42:29So nice.
42:30Okay.
42:31Despite the heat exhaustion, we're about to rally.
42:33We're about to go out, and I'm so excited for our first night out all together.
42:38You guys ready to go out tonight or what?
42:39I'm excited.
42:41I feel like the day's done.
42:43It hasn't even started yet.
42:44You guys think another girl's going to come?
42:45Yeah.
42:46Honestly, the thought of just another girl coming in pisses me off.
42:49It doesn't piss me off.
42:51It doesn't piss me off.
42:51I get quite the opposite.
42:53And then that pisses me off.
42:54I feel good.
42:56I feel standing tall.
42:58I feel I look good like dumb.
43:00I'm here, baby.
43:01Your girl has arrived.
43:03Hello.
43:03I'm Kiara.
43:04I'm 23.
43:05Oh, wait.
43:05Fuck.
43:06Wait.
43:06Shit.
43:07One more time.
43:08One more time.
43:08My name's Kiara.
43:09I'm from Halifax.
43:11All right.
43:11Cheers.
43:12I'm very close with my family.
43:13We're a very tight-knit family.
43:15Cheers to behaving yourself.
43:17Cheers.
43:17Behaving myself.
43:18My grandmother is my fucking rock.
43:20She keeps me grounded.
43:22We love to share each other's clothes.
43:23You still owe me my sweater.
43:25I know.
43:26She's never going to judge me.
43:28She's literally what I aspire to be as a woman.
43:32Oh, don't cry, though.
43:34There's the sweet angel side of me, but there's that fucking devil in me.
43:38Look out for me.
43:39Look out.
43:40If it comes out, I'm sorry.
43:42I can't stop it.
43:43Are we almost there?
43:44I smell the guys.
43:46I can't wait for some drama to go down.
43:48Oh, I am the bombshell.
43:50Baby, you guys are not ready.
43:51I am fucking coming in there like a fucking hurricane.
43:58That's how it's going to go.
44:00I'm ready to show my heart, show my ass, show my tits.
44:04I'm ready to show it all, baby.
44:07Here we go.
44:07This is where I'm meant to be.
44:09I'm fucking buzzing.
44:16Where is everybody?
44:18No!
44:19No!
44:20Guys, let me get it!
44:21Oh my!
44:25What is that?
44:27Oh my God!
44:32How are we doing?
44:35How are we doing?
44:38Good!
44:41This is good.
44:42I love it.
44:44Read my mind.
44:45They listen to my prayers.
44:47The shore grounds listen to my prayers and they sent me down exactly what I was looking for.
44:51Hi everybody!
44:54I'm ready to make the friends of a lifetime in this house and I'm just hoping that, you know, they
44:59feel the same way.
45:00What's your name?
45:01Kiera.
45:01Kiera.
45:02I'm not here to step on anybody's toes.
45:04I'm not a threat.
45:04I promise I'm not a threat.
45:07Unless...
45:07No, I'm not a threat.
45:10I love it.
45:11I love it.
45:12I love it.
45:13I love it.
45:13This is good.
45:15Oh, Emmy's gonna have an emotional breakdown.
45:18I love it!
45:20Oh my God!
45:22Honestly, I'm not too happy about this new arrival.
45:25The one person I'm interested in in the house is Bauer.
45:28We have been getting along so well and we do not need another female in this house right now.
45:34Yeah!
45:37She's vibrating.
45:38She's bouncing.
45:39She's vibrating.
45:41My boy Bauer is, you know, already fucking head over heels for this chick.
45:45I can see it in his eyes.
45:46I had to put clean socks on for this.
45:48He is very excited to have this girl in the house.
45:52So, Kiera, she's gorgeous.
45:54I think she's super, super fun.
45:56I think she'll definitely shake things up in this house, 100%.
45:59Wow, is this our little makeup station?
46:03It's so fucking hot up here.
46:04She comes up the stairs and I'm like...
46:07Is there a little spot for me here?
46:09Hello?
46:14Fuck that.
46:19Hey, Keith, tell me something about you.
46:20I gotta get to know you.
46:22Okay, something about me.
46:25Hmm, I'm a dog groomer.
46:27A dog groomer?
46:28No way, really?
46:29Yeah, that's my job.
46:29Do you like it?
46:30I love it.
46:31So, you have a dog then?
46:33I have two dogs.
46:33I have a...
46:35Oh my God, you're making me nervous.
46:36Forget my dog.
46:37Forget my dog.
46:38Forget my dog.
46:39I love my dog.
46:41Okay, wait.
46:41I'm sorry.
46:42Great Pyrenees Mastiff, that's him.
46:43No, really.
46:44Yeah.
46:45I'd love to groom your dog some day.
46:49Kiera's got good energy.
46:50Like, I don't have a type, but I'm like, this girl's got everything going on.
46:54Wait, what is your name again?
46:55Bryson?
46:56Bauer.
46:56Wait, Bauer.
46:57I knew that.
46:58Damn, it sounds good when you say it.
47:01And that's...
47:01You should be proud.
47:02I'm terrible with names.
47:03Yes!
47:04Oh my God.
47:05Well, I'm terrible with names, and I would've...
47:08This girl comes in, and he's like, oh my God, this new shiny thing, right?
47:13I'm so glad you're here.
47:14He has chaos.
47:15Right now, I'm not worried, because I'm like, at the end of the day, I feel like he's gonna
47:18come back to me.
47:21But right now, I'm kinda like, okay, I don't wanna see that though, what the fuck?
47:25I should go get ready.
47:27Are you coming with me?
47:28Mm-hmm.
47:29Yeah?
47:33You look so good, I could cry!
47:35I'm just gonna go with just red panties.
47:38Tonight is like, the first real night.
47:40Put it on!
47:41Last night was chill.
47:43Tonight, I wanna be on the floor.
47:54Oh my God, guys, what the fuck do you think is happening in that other budget car?
47:57Oh yeah, what do you guys think is happening in the other car?
48:04Kelowna has no idea what's about to hit them.
48:22It's beautiful, there's this whole skyline.
48:25There's a fucking shikuchi on the fucking table.
48:28I'm like, let me eat, I'm so excited right now.
48:30Everyone, thank you for doing such a good job today.
48:34I'm a man of my words, let's have some fun!
48:37Let's go!
48:38Let's go!
48:39Can we just look at these fucking views though?
48:42I know, I know!
48:43Oh my God!
48:44The night's young, we're having fun, we're drinking.
48:48New girls in, Emmy's pissed.
48:51Okay, so I feel like Kira doesn't get social cues and I feel like she doesn't understand that,
48:56you know, like I'm into Bauer, you know?
48:59But that's that.
49:00I don't know.
49:01Uh-oh.
49:02Hit me here.
49:03Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
49:06Mwah, mwah, mwah.
49:07Mwah, mwah, mwah.
49:07Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
49:08Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
49:08Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
49:09Those are good.
49:10Coming in late in the house is obviously going to be a threat to many people.
49:15But like from the get-go she gave me like a bad impression.
49:20Something, something, something's not correct.
49:22Something.
49:22Something's not correct.
49:23She probably just feels like territorial maybe a little bit because like obviously this is like an experience.
49:28Like she's probably just feeling a little like maybe overwhelmed.
49:32I'm gonna need a drink for this one.
49:34You're gonna need a couple.
49:35If she's that threatened on the first day by me, then okay, let the best girl win.
49:41He's so far away.
49:44My boo-boo baby.
49:45How are we doing?
49:46You're just saying like you're so far away.
49:48I know, I want to be over there.
49:49There's no chair.
49:50Of course I hit it off with Key, right?
49:52I think, I think Key's fine.
49:54Should I go over there?
49:54I can go over there.
49:55I'll move my chair.
49:56All right, she got a really bubbly personality.
49:58That's attractive.
49:59Oh, thanks for having me over here, guys.
50:02So how's outside of the table?
50:04It's fun.
50:05I'm fucking pissed.
50:07Kira's coming in hot and she needs to slow it right down.
50:13Holy fuck, she's obnoxious.
50:16It's like she's a fucking bouncy ball.
50:19Just like that.
50:20Get away from me.
50:21I can't.
50:23Oh my god, this is torture.
50:24I feel really bad for Amy.
50:25I don't like this at all.
50:26So Bauer sits down next to us and Lila's freaking out cause she's like, she's doing this on purpose.
50:32He's trying to piss Emmy off.
50:34So tell me there's something else about you.
50:36Something random.
50:38And it was pissing her off.
50:39She was steaming.
50:40I could see it in her fucking eyes.
50:41She was fucking steaming.
50:42I hate this.
50:43You know what?
50:44I feel bad.
50:44You made me feel bad now.
50:45Well, I was doing nursing.
50:47I think I told you that.
50:48I got in a car accident.
50:49Bauer.
50:51What?
50:51Do you mind if you do me a favor?
50:53Yeah?
50:54Just be a little mindful of everyone's feelings and emotions.
50:57Listen, I don't think you did anything wrong.
50:59What did I do?
51:00Can you let me finish?
51:01Yeah, no, finish.
51:02Thanks.
51:02We're all having fun.
51:04Next thing you know, Lila, Lila, starts putting me on blast.
51:08She's like, I know we had a moment, but I'm not your boyfriend.
51:10I can go do me.
51:11Please don't be mad.
51:12You have to be mindful of her feelings.
51:14In no ways Bauer in the fucking wrong, dude.
51:16Let him live.
51:17He just got here.
51:19Fuck off.
51:19Oh, I'll address it.
51:21I didn't realize.
51:21I had no clue that there was anything going on.
51:24Oh my god.
51:24Situational awareness zero over here.
51:26No, I'm not overreacting.
51:28Is that a dig at me?
51:29Because I'm going to let that one slide.
51:31Lila doesn't realize that me and Emmy, it's like a platonic thing.
51:35Lila didn't get the memo that like, that's our dynamic.
51:38I was like, that's crazy.
51:40Have you ever talked to a woman or a girl any day in your fucking life?
51:44Like, she's upset because she likes you, idiot.
51:58You meant me to die back there.
52:00I was getting torched.
52:02Oh, shit.
52:03Oh, look at those fireworks.
52:05One fireworks made me feel so giddy.
52:08Yeah?
52:09It made you feel something that way?
52:12Do you want to kiss me?
52:13Like, are you forced or do you want to?
52:14Of course I do.
52:14Yeah.
52:17Guys, he's in love with me already.
52:19Literally, he loves me already.
52:20Everyone else can go home.
52:22I found my man.
52:27I like your kisses.
52:28They're cute.
52:28I like your kisses, too.
52:30It was a good little kiss.
52:31She's a good kisser, but it's like, I'm not trying to hurt nobody.
52:34I'm not trying to get hurt.
52:35So we're gonna see what goes on from here.
52:38Are you okay?
52:38Actually?
52:39Are you actually mad?
52:40I don't ever want to make you mad.
52:42Being on this rooftop with everyone in the house, like, the vibes are high.
52:48We're, like, already becoming a family so fast.
52:52Happy Canada!
52:56We have a crazy group of people.
52:58Couples are forming.
53:00Tension is boiling.
53:02I'm like, what is gonna be the rest of the summer right now?
53:05I'm fucking terrified for my life.
53:08This is great.
53:09This is great.
53:10This summer is about to be iconic.
53:17Next time on Canada Shore.
53:20Holy fuck.
53:21The miss just got your...
53:22You don't care who you miss off.
53:26There is so much drama.
53:28I didn't like you.
53:29She thinks she's better than everyone else.
53:31And it's fucking hilarious.
53:32You're talking about me?
53:33That's not good.
53:34Make up your mind.
53:35What the fuck are you mad about right now?
53:37Because I'm confused.
53:38Canada Shore House is already a disaster.
53:44Emmett's not my type.
53:46Like, it takes so much for me to care and to catch feelings.
53:48Bull fucking shit.
53:50Oh, is that the phone ringing?
53:52Oh, the bus is calling.
53:55Hey bitches.
53:57Ay...
53:58Ah!
54:00Whooooo!
54:02Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
54:05Have I seen you here before?
54:08Are you famous?
54:10I'm about to blast off like a spaceship.
54:13I'll blow my mind like bubble gum.
54:15I, I like the taste of your
54:17I like the taste of your tongue
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