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00:02I don't know.
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01:25Guys, guys, please get up.
01:30Please?
01:32Hello.
01:33Cormac.
01:34Come in, I guess.
01:38Oh, my God.
01:40So much sand.
01:42Ew, Cormac, how do you sleep in this?
01:44It's like a camel's vulva.
01:46It's also as hot as a camel's vulva.
01:48I am imagining.
01:50Someone's after robbing my fucking van.
01:53Where did you go last night after the club?
01:56Nowhere.
01:58You hooked up with someone, didn't you?
02:00What?
02:01No, I didn't.
02:03Oh, my God, you're fucking glad.
02:05I'm sorry, what?
02:08No, basically, I went home after the club last night
02:10because I was feeling sick.
02:11By the beach.
02:13Okay, yeah, I did hook up with someone last night,
02:17actually, on the beach.
02:18Who?
02:19A man, some man.
02:21Does he have a name?
02:22We have to assume, yes.
02:24I don't know how you do that.
02:25Is that not scary?
02:28Is that your first?
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:32Since...
02:33Well, good on you.
02:36For getting back out there.
02:40Is that Felix?
02:43Yeah.
02:45Yeah, he'll be here in an hour.
02:47You seem buzzing.
02:49And how is your downstairs lady sound?
02:52Yeah, fine.
02:54Thanks.
02:55It's...
02:56Mm.
02:57Yeah.
02:59He'll be wrecked from the cycle
03:02and whisking him off to the vineyard for a tour and a tasting.
03:07Or you could just talk to him.
03:09Like one human being to another
03:10in the Western world in the 21st century?
03:13I might try that at the vineyard,
03:15but he's...
03:17squeamish about this kind of thing.
03:19He's squeamish about sex.
03:20No, like...
03:22dirty stuff.
03:24You're not dirty, Ava.
03:26I love that.
03:29I'm like this gaff.
03:30Please, will you get up?
03:31Please, please, please, please, please, help me.
03:33Let's just do it.
03:35It's like trees spotting down there.
03:39No, seriously, we have to get up.
03:40Cormen.
03:42Okay.
03:43Up.
03:43I'm not fucking around.
03:44Yeah.
03:44You gotta get up.
03:47Guys?
03:49Time to wake up.
03:51Ooh, it's the afternoon.
03:54It's time to tidy this place.
04:00Guys, please get up.
04:01Felix will be here soon.
04:02This place is an absolute tip.
04:13Hello there.
04:14Going somewhere?
04:15I've been trying to book a flight home.
04:18I think I booked a car by mistake,
04:20and then when I tried to change that,
04:22they threw me out of the website.
04:23And also I...
04:25I appear to have mislaid my bedroom fan.
04:28It's infernally hot in here.
04:29Where are you going?
04:30I'm...
04:30I'm...
04:31I'm going home.
04:32When?
04:34Today, I hope.
04:36Why?
04:39Do you want to talk about it?
04:40I think it's best for all parties if I just go.
04:44Could you help me with the app?
04:49It's not you.
04:50It's not you.
04:50This app is a disgrace.
04:52It's a wonder the planes don't fall out of the sky.
04:59We all make mistakes, Father.
05:02Yes.
05:03Yes, I...
05:04I know that.
05:04It's just that I met Sandra Byrne last night when I was in an awful state.
05:08A really...
05:09really terrible example, it must be said.
05:12Ah, Father,
05:13I wouldn't take anything Sandra said last night to heart.
05:17Look, between you and me, she took, like, a lot of drugs.
05:21What?
05:22Drugs.
05:23Drugs?
05:24Really?
05:25Really, yeah.
05:27A lot of people find weddings hard, but people want you here.
05:30Otherwise, they wouldn't have flown you all the way down here.
05:33Well, thank you, but it's more complicated than you know.
05:37It's complicated because you're hungover to fuck.
05:39Do me a favour.
05:40Give it another day.
05:41Today, get yourself well, don't drink, get a good night's sleep.
05:46In 24 hours, if you still want to leave, I'll help you reset your password and we'll get you home.
05:59Guys, get up! It's the afternoon!
06:20Hello, sweetie.
06:21You have a rest?
06:23Will you fuckers help me clean up the stairs?
06:32This is where all the fans are.
06:34This dungeon is so hot and dark.
06:37Come on.
06:38We're getting so much trouble if anyone finds out.
06:39No one comes in here.
06:41The people upstairs don't need them.
06:43We're like Formula One, which is not a game.
06:45Wait, did someone say Felix is coming today?
06:47Yes.
06:48Only a five-hour cycle today.
06:50It's okay, Felix.
06:51We know you're a man.
06:53No, but are you really excited to have him here?
06:55Yes.
06:56Yeah, buzzing.
06:56Of course.
07:02What is this?
07:03Is everything okay?
07:05Did you say something to Sandra last night?
07:07Well, I said a lot of things last night to a lot of people.
07:10Yeah, but did you say something to Sandra about me?
07:12I don't think so, no.
07:14Why?
07:14Because Sandra just texted to say that she wants to put in reasonable deadlines based on previous experiences.
07:19Now, tell me, how would she know about my previous experiences if I didn't tell her?
07:23Do you not think she's talking about her own experiences?
07:25Wait, read it again.
07:26Honestly, I think that's what she means.
07:29No, Margot, because there's more and she's clearly referring to me.
07:33What did you say?
07:35I asked her to give you help, Claire.
07:37I did it for you.
07:39You trashed my reputation with a potential investor and you did it for me.
07:42You need to work with people who know what you need.
07:45No, I did it with good intentions.
07:47Sandra understands.
07:49She understood.
07:52Where are you going?
07:52I'm going to sleep somewhere else.
07:55You threw my arm under the bus because you are jealous and you have fuck all going on in your
07:59own life.
08:01Claire.
08:01I'm sick of being held back by you.
08:03Honestly, just stay the fuck out of my life.
08:12I said it out loud.
08:14But I know, I know you did.
08:16Come upstairs, please.
08:17No.
08:18You can help me.
08:18Can you not get a signal?
08:23Can I have my chocolate?
08:24Can I have my chocolate, please?
08:25Sorry, Ava.
08:26Can I please have my chocolate?
08:27Can I have my chocolate?
08:29Can I have my chocolate?
08:31Sorry, Ava.
08:32You don't hurt at all.
08:34It's still fine.
08:39Fuck.
08:40No, no.
08:42The information.
08:43I can't stress that enough.
08:44I had no idea synchronized food was this hard.
08:46When did we get a little break?
08:48Now I know how the Chinese Olympic did that.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:51Yo.
08:53Woo.
08:54Hi.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56Can I get you guys anything?
08:57Do you need, like, I don't know, a cocktail or, like, a foot rub or anything?
09:01It's your holiday.
09:01Don't, like, don't let me disturb you.
09:03Beans on toast, please.
09:04Can I get three slices of that Iberico jamon?
09:07She's so nice.
09:08She's on holidays and she's still doing stuff for us.
09:11Thanks.
09:14What's up, Woffit?
09:15The suspension, yeah, and his carburetor was upside down.
09:18I was like, mate, your carburetor alternator is...
09:20Oh, here he is now.
09:22Look.
09:23Steven Roach up in this bitch.
09:25How you getting on?
09:26Chris Hong.
09:27Yeah, yeah.
09:28Hello, guys.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Did you win your race, Brian?
09:31No, it wasn't a race.
09:33How long have you been on the bike for?
09:35It's a total of 15 hours of cycling from north to south.
09:38It started to the near Punta del Hidalgo and then Tacina, Bajamar, and then more south from there.
09:47Riveting, yeah.
09:48Hell of a cycle, also.
09:49What a great story, bro.
09:50Have you ever heard of cars?
09:51Yeah, here.
09:52How's your arse?
09:53I'd say it's in ribbons, is it?
09:54Give us a look there, will you?
09:55Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
09:58Woo!
10:01Missed you.
10:02So, I booked us a tour of a great local vineyard today.
10:06Uh, um...
10:06Come on, let's have to cycling from the other side of the island.
10:09Yeah, I'd, um, I'd really like a shower.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Yeah, I mean later on.
10:14Okay, I'll show you to our room.
10:16Yes.
10:16All right, okay.
10:19Um, do you have any talc for my chasing?
10:22Yeah, I'm sure I have something in the bag, for sure.
10:25Give it up!
10:26Ah!
10:27Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:28Oh!
10:29Oh!
10:30Oh!
10:31Oh!
10:31Oh!
10:35Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:41You two.
10:44I've got to run this list out to the guys, real quick.
10:47What, now?
10:48Yeah, we're having a big welcome dinner for you tonight.
10:51Special guest.
10:56Okay, dang.
10:58So, I'm gonna do all the cooking and the cleaning.
11:01Yeah, I just need you guys to do the shopping while we're gone,
11:03and clean up the patio area and the pool.
11:05So, what about the Huns of Navarone, what are they doing?
11:09Um, okay, here's a list for the shopping, all allergies accounted for.
11:12Leave it right there, Avid, you know what, and actually just consider it done, all right?
11:17Guys, I'm gonna get some really nice wine for dinner tonight, okay?
11:20Why?
11:20I thought we could dress up.
11:23Outfits.
11:23Make it civilized, you know.
11:25Bueno.
11:25Maybe not be catastrophically high and drooling for once.
11:29Yeah?
11:30I am so tempted to pull you into a pool right now.
11:33Hey, Joe.
11:36Get her!
11:38Can someone get the coals?
11:40Can you move the coals whenever you get a chance?
11:42Yes, Mum.
11:44Love you, Ava.
11:55Really?
11:57Yeah, really.
11:58I'm not sharing a room with that treacherous bitch.
12:07Oh, just leave it.
12:08I'll put that on.
12:09It's just a wool wash.
12:19Okay, are we ready to go?
12:22Hi.
12:23Hi.
12:24How are you?
12:26So good.
12:27How are you?
12:29Very well.
12:30Call me.
12:33The hour's on the way.
12:34Really?
12:35What?
12:35You've called it already?
12:37I did.
12:38Your other bag is by the wardrobe.
12:40Okay.
12:40All right.
12:40And your suit for the wedding is hanging, too.
13:02You know, I did a lot of thinking about us.
13:07On the cycle.
13:08Really?
13:10Yeah.
13:10Next steps.
13:11Yeah.
13:12You know, me in London and you in Dublin, all those flights back and forth, you know.
13:22I mean, if Tammy did something about that, you know, the Dublin office is up and running
13:28now and, um, well, I just, I really think that you need to come to London and move in
13:41with me.
13:44Well, what about my life?
13:45My job?
13:48Well, you can just quit it.
13:52I need to think about that one.
13:57There is something I wanted to talk to you about, though, while we're getting real about
14:02things and putting things on the table.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Um, well, it's just that...
14:08Yo!
14:08There she is.
14:09The Irish mermaid.
14:11Oh, yeah.
14:12Hi.
14:13Yeah.
14:14This is Felix, my boyfriend.
14:16Um, Felix, this, this is, this, this is Stuart.
14:21Got it, right?
14:22Yeah.
14:22And this here's Molly.
14:23Mandy.
14:24Well, we won't fall out over that.
14:26How's Felix?
14:28Uh, oh, hey, I've got something for you.
14:30Uh, new supply.
14:31Um, no, oh, that's, sorry.
14:33No, that's, that's okay.
14:34I'm not interested, as you know.
14:35No, it's in here somewhere.
14:36Unless it fell out when we were shagging in the disables.
14:39A few glasses of wine makes me such a randy old goat.
14:42Ha!
14:42Here it is.
14:43Have a go on this.
14:44Now, it's not as oily as the last one, but it's got a pretty smooth smoke to it.
14:48Rock and brown.
14:50And the offer to go to Maspaloma still stands, by the way.
14:53Big gang of us heading over to the nudie beach tomorrow.
14:56Come with.
14:57Both of you.
14:57More the merrier.
14:58You've got my number.
14:59Thank you, sir.
15:00Thank you very much.
15:02So much.
15:03Bye.
15:14What in the name of Risen Christ was that?
15:21What do you mean?
15:23Oh, oh, I don't know what I mean.
15:24Aside from the fact that a, a, a, a loose London vagabond, who seemingly has your phone number,
15:31just gave you a, a slab of drugs.
15:34Silly me for asking.
15:36Me and Cormac met him on the beach.
15:38He's a harmless guy.
15:40Did he just say they had sex in the disabled toilet?
15:43I think so.
15:45Ah.
15:46That is disgusting.
15:48Why?
15:51Why?
16:01It's quite cloudy.
16:02Has it gone off?
16:04Is this skin contact?
16:10Mmm.
16:12Mmm, we should buy a few bottles of this.
16:14Oh, it tastes like fucking meat.
16:18Um, donde es el baño?
16:22Uh, por, por ahí.
16:24Sí, por ahí.
16:27Adiós.
16:32Can I get a, a full glass of this?
16:34Like, like now, I'll pay for it now, just, just a drink.
16:37Sí, por supuesto, venga.
16:39Venga.
16:41Colors.
16:42Colors.
16:44Colors.
16:44Very kind of fresh, philosophical.
16:48Yeah, thank you.
16:54Love that.
16:56Love that one.
16:56I love that one.
16:58Love that measure.
16:59That's a glass of wine.
17:12Skin contact?
17:16No.
17:17Sad.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:19Why not?
17:20Spontaneous.
17:20You always say we should have more adventurous sex.
17:23Not here, but now.
17:25Or would you prefer it in the ladies or the men's?
17:29Nope.
17:30Mm.
17:31No.
17:35OK, well, I'm, I'm trying, Ava.
17:37Well, she's always calling me a germaphobe.
17:39I'm trying to be more earthy for you.
17:40Yeah, let's just go home.
17:41I've paid for the wine.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Sorry.
17:45Hola, buenas.
17:49It's hard for me, as an Englishman, among all of you,
17:53but both my parents are from Wales,
17:55so essentially I'm a Celt.
17:58I know you are a Celt, but it doesn't matter either way.
18:03But have you told the lads at the villa that I'm a Celt?
18:07Don't think I have told them that you are a Celt, no.
18:10Why not?
18:11Because it doesn't matter to them either.
18:13But I feel like it does.
18:15I really am making an effort, Ava.
18:17You know, I make such an effort with them, too.
18:18I cheer for Ireland all the time
18:21when England get knocked out, but...
18:24But you never cheer for us when we get knocked out,
18:27and I don't understand that.
18:29I don't understand why it's different.
18:32Oh, still no signal.
18:33Fucking Spain!
18:35I told you we should have just let them book us an Uber at the vineyard.
18:39Ava, they wanted us to leave.
18:41Listen, we went past the bus stop when we were on our way off.
18:43I remember it.
18:49You know, um...
18:51You know the chafing that I mentioned?
18:53I actually think it's fungal.
18:55Er, can you check when we get back, please?
18:58OK.
19:00I think it's cancelled.
19:02Oh, Christ!
19:03I think it's just...
19:25Ah!
19:27Ah!
19:34what are you doing
19:36give me a shoe
19:37what Ava
19:39I need liquids
19:41is that not for dinner
19:42why do you need a shoe
19:45I need liquids okay
19:49it's an old sailor's trick
19:50my dad talking
19:52Ava are you dehydrated
19:54okay
19:55Ava if you dehydrated
19:57you don't want wine
19:58you want electrolytes
19:59which we don't have here
20:00that wine is only going to
20:03make you thirstier
20:04long term
20:04and this is what I've been
20:06getting at
20:06you need to be thinking
20:07long term more
20:10is it working
20:11yeah
20:11yeah the cork is moving
20:13yeah come on girl
20:14come on
20:17oh
20:17fuck
20:18fuck
20:20fuck
20:20shit
20:21Ava
20:25sopping wet
20:35car
20:36car
20:36car
20:37car
20:38car
20:38car
20:39car
20:39car
20:39hide
20:40hide
20:40hide
20:41hide
20:41hide
20:42why
20:42they won't stop for a man
20:43they'll stop for a woman
20:44alone
20:44ah fucker
20:50fucker
20:52has he stopped it
20:53has he stopped it
20:56has he stopped it
21:11.
21:12.
21:12.
21:12.
21:12.
21:18Hello, good!
21:39Thanks so much for the lift guys.
21:42Hey, Colmack.
21:43Hi, Felix, welcome to Spain.
21:45Felix, this is Jerry Byrne, the father of the bride.
21:48Oh, oh, nice to meet you. I'm Felix Alkin. I'm Ava's boyfriend.
21:51Hi, Felix.
21:52Fellow Celt, by the way.
21:54Ooh, that AC is so good. I thought we were going to be stuck on the side of the road
21:58forever, just, like, until we died.
22:01Where were you guys earlier?
22:02We were playing golf.
22:04You played golf? I didn't know. We should play sometime. What's your handicap?
22:09My handicap.
22:10Well, I usually get quite tired with all the walking.
22:13He's off 18.
22:14Not bad. Which course are we playing at?
22:17I should have brought my clubs.
22:19Well, I cycled down from the north, so it was either the clubs or the bike, you know, whatever Sophie's
22:23choice.
22:24But, uh, the views were stunning on the ride. Bit like the Peak District, but, uh, brown.
22:35By the way, I was looking for my AirPods when the car pulled up. Like when I was down there,
22:40I had a view for a minute.
22:41I was looking for my AirPods.
22:51Hi, Mr. Bowen.
22:53Thanks, Mr. Bowen. Mr. Bowen. How long have you known him? You call him Jerry, you're not a child.
22:59Babe, um, uh, what are we going to do about this?
23:02And can you give me and Cormac just one second, my love?
23:04It's kind of time sensitive though, isn't it? I mean, these are my wedding shoes.
23:07Yeah, I'll be up to you in literally two minutes. It's bicarbonate of soda or white wine.
23:14Fine.
23:16Oh, it's hot.
23:19Ow! Fucking hate wine!
23:23What?
23:24No.
23:26What?
23:27Don't what me, Cormac.
23:29I don't know what you're insinuating, but I don't love your town.
23:31You've taken up golf?
23:32No, I was sightseeing and I thumbed the lift and it was Jerry.
23:37Cool.
23:38Hey, can I see your AirPods a minute?
23:45Thou shalt not covet Neve's fucking dad, Cormac.
23:50I'm so bad.
23:51No, this is not a joke. This is Neve's wedding.
23:53Okay, whoa, didn't realize you were such a homophobe.
23:56Do not play that fucking card with me.
23:57No, it's not a card.
23:58Ethical non-monogamy is a real thing.
24:01A real life choice.
24:02Okay, but does Sandra know?
24:03Because isn't that where the ethical part comes in?
24:05I think Sandra knows.
24:06Yeah, she gave me a bangle.
24:08Cormac, please don't be insane.
24:10Sandra doesn't fucking know.
24:12Women aren't these iconic figures drifting around and not giving a shit that someone is fucking their husbands
24:17and they don't hand out bangles to people to say congrats.
24:21And what about Neve and Jerry's 14-year-old daughter?
24:24What happens in other people's relationships is none of our business.
24:27You should know that.
24:27You're a potential homewrecker.
24:28That home is already wrecked.
24:30Ava, do I mix the white wine with the bicarbonate of soda?
24:35I'll be up in a minute.
24:36Yeah, but the shoe is already drying.
24:38I'll be up in a minute.
24:39I think I'm gonna go equal parts of both.
24:41I'll be up in a minute!
24:44Alright.
24:45Listen to me.
24:46I am not the first man to be with Jerry Byrne and I sure as hell won't be the last.
24:52Besides, if it wasn't me, you'll be somebody else.
24:54And I didn't even know it was Neve's dad when it first happened.
24:57It was just some stranger and now I'm in it.
24:58Well, you need to get out of it.
25:01I think you're doing this out of trauma.
25:03My reach, unavailable man does this not feel like ten years ago.
25:06You did the work.
25:07And now you're back here looking for safety in daddy's arms.
25:11I know.
25:13I know it's bad.
25:14But I can't help myself.
25:17And you'll be glad to hear I do.
25:19I do feel like absolute shit.
25:21This is self-harm, Cormac.
25:24Believe me, and the only way to stop feeling like shit is to bin him.
25:29What's the alternative?
25:31If I tell you, you'll laugh.
25:32I won't.
25:36I was going to try to fuck my way to the other side of it.
25:50During this man's own daughter's wedding.
25:53Why do I have to make all the decisions here?
25:55He's in it too.
25:56Oh, don't play the fucking thing to me or you have all the power.
25:58No, I don't.
25:59Of course you do.
25:59He's 50-something.
26:00You have nothing to lose and he's clearly gone now.
26:02I'm so dehydrated.
26:04End it, okay?
26:05This is people's lives.
26:09Fine.
26:09I'll end it.
26:10Do.
26:28Have you guys, has anyone done the shopping?
26:32Eh, shopping.
26:34No clue.
26:36What do you think?
26:37Because I can't get a read.
26:38My father, Vincent.
26:46The Huns migrate to a woman in pain.
26:52You haven't fixed things with Claire yet?
26:55No.
26:57She'll cool down.
26:58She's an artist, you know, she's like...
27:00Would you apologise first?
27:03Apologise for trying to help her?
27:05Yeah, I'm a tiny bit worried I'll be totally fucking insincere.
27:08Okay.
27:10Okay.
27:14Aaron?
27:15Ready.
27:16Um, did you do the shopping?
27:18Uh, I can't drive.
27:20And my debit card gots a client.
27:22I'll go if someone gives me a lift and glens me money.
27:26So...
27:26Okay, could you...
27:27I don't know, maybe...
27:30Do you think...
27:31Could you ask maybe, like, Glenn and...
27:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:33I'm worried we're...
27:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:34Ask Glenn and Rory.
27:35Yeah, huge shout.
27:36Huge shout.
27:37Can someone...
27:37Can someone move the calls?
27:40I'm on it.
27:42Do you?
27:43Yeah, there's you.
27:44Hi.
27:45Hi.
27:45Hi.
27:47Do you want to sit down?
27:50Are you okay?
27:51Yeah, I'm grand.
27:52Me and the girls are having the absolute crack here.
27:53Yeah.
27:56Um, I was...
27:58I was thinking.
28:00I feel like there's loads of ways that Sandra could have found out.
28:02You know, she could have...
28:04Me could have told her.
28:05Or she could have found one of your references.
28:11Margot's really sorry.
28:13She, as good as told me, she's embarrassed.
28:16You don't have to fix it, Ava.
28:18That's on Margot.
28:19Mm.
28:20Babe, your shoulder's gone really red.
28:22Is it again?
28:23Oh, my God.
28:23Maybe I'm alright?
28:24Oh, bye, love.
28:43Hey.
28:58It's better than that way.
29:02Take this moment.
29:02Hey.
29:02Hey.
29:05Hey, Ashley.
29:08Hey.
29:10Hey.
29:18Hey.
29:21Hey.
29:45Is everything okay?
29:50I feel like we're not close anymore.
29:53My hand is currently on your dick. That's pretty close.
29:56I'm not that stuff.
29:59But you drop everything to hang out with Cormac.
30:03He always goes prior to it for me.
30:06He's going through a lot.
30:08Fucking hell. He's always going through a lot of...
30:13About me.
30:15The things that I'm going through.
30:16What are you going through?
30:23I don't know.
30:26Do you love me?
30:28I love you. Of course I do.
30:33Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:55Okay.
31:10Oh!
31:12I...
31:13Um...
31:14You just missed Nev and Derrick.
31:18Has anyone gone shopping?
31:36Cormac?
31:37It's me. Will you help me?
31:42I did it. Help you now.
31:45Why would I be happy?
31:48Honestly, my love, I think it's for the best.
31:50Cormac? Yes?
31:52Did you hear me asking for help? I did.
31:54Good. Okay.
31:55The shop will be closing soon.
32:00Do you need help?
32:03I grew up in a house full of brothers, girl.
32:06Weaponising their incompetence against you all day and night.
32:10I get it.
32:15Some help will be great. Thanks.
32:17Right. Come on, then.
32:26Please, please, don't be closed.
32:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:30No. No, still open. Should be grand.
32:39Okay. Perfect.
32:43Barbecue with no meat.
32:46Well, I saw some lovely chicken calves back there
32:50and I can do up a big old blue cheese salad situation.
32:54It's hardly a welcome to town barbecue without meat, though, is it?
32:57OK, well, your fella's just going to be delighted to see you.
33:00Don't worry about the perfect dinner.
33:07Oh, hi. Hi.
33:11Yes, sir, we're having Niamh and Derek over for dinner in the fridges there.
33:16Actually, Elodie, would you mind running off and getting some jupin?
33:22Jupin? Jupin?
33:24Bread.
33:25Bread? Yeah.
33:30So, listen, about last night, I may have overdone it just a little.
33:36We all did. That's what ends are for.
33:37Oh, well, you can tell that to Karen.
33:39She's been making my life a misery all day.
33:41Well, she's happy out by the pool.
33:43We don't mind having her around.
33:45Actually, could you do me a favour?
33:46Could you tell her what a nightmare boarding school is?
33:50Because she won't believe me.
33:51Happy to. Yeah, I was sent there as punishment.
33:53Well, could you tell her that and then send her home?
33:56She's left me with the coy little yolk on my head pounding.
34:02Onions.
34:03Onions.
34:05We need onions.
34:08Leila, you seem preoccupied.
34:11Yeah, the meat counter's closed.
34:14No, I'm not just talking about that or I'm not just talking about now.
34:21Oh, sorry. No, yeah.
34:23Yes, I'm sorry. I'm fine.
34:26Because, um...
34:27Yeah.
34:27You know, no one will ever give you the answer.
34:32The answer to what?
34:34The answer to anything.
34:37I think you think that, you know, someday you'll reach an age where, you know, everything becomes clear.
34:43You know, what to do, who to love, but it won't.
34:47You know, it just won't.
34:50You know, all of us grown-ups, we're just groping along in the dark.
34:53So go with your gut.
34:55Yeah, I mean, I don't know what it's saying, but I know you do.
35:02Yes, good girl, into the trolley.
35:08Off we go.
35:28I know just what we need.
35:39What?
35:43What?
35:45Nothing.
35:47Always reminds me of my mum.
35:50She used to have it in the five-disc CD changer in the car on the school run.
35:56Wore it out.
36:00Smoking a fire out the window.
36:02Seatbelt pipe on.
36:05Lovely.
36:05It's only a woman, it's only a woman, it's only a woman's heart can go.
36:18My heart is low, yes my heart is so low, it's only a woman's heart can be.
36:33It's only a woman, it's only a woman, it's only a woman's heart can be.
37:09Ava, did you get a fuck?
37:12Could you guys maybe go and start up the barbecue?
37:15Yeah and if the other one could just tidy up the table, that'd be great, thanks.
37:25Oh guys, look at this.
37:30Where's the meat guys?
37:32The butcher counter was closed by the time we got there.
37:35What are we going to eat?
37:36Is that like chicken Kiev?
37:38Yes Aaron.
37:39We're going to have to put that in the oven of the breadcrumbs, you know, because of the food poisoning.
37:43That's just going to break right off, no problem.
37:45And then you're basically just barbecuing your bread.
37:48Those tomatoes look fucking quago though, thank you so, so much Ava.
37:51It'd be good dice, I think, more so.
37:59Do you genuinely have no vodka?
38:02I don't know Glenn, did you buy some?
38:04Glenn, honey, can you set the table for us?
38:08I don't know where all the little stuff is.
38:10What's that?
38:12Whoa!
38:13Guys, I think I'm going to eat in my room.
38:19Uh, what room, Claire?
38:23Claire, you're not eating on a lilo on the floor of a laundry cupboard.
38:27You haven't spoken to Margot, no?
38:29Could you maybe talk to her?
38:30I feel like you could just apologise or something.
38:31Could you say that you were hungover and that maybe you overreacted or something?
38:34I'm not lying to make you feel good at dinner.
38:36I'm sorry Ava.
38:43Okay.
38:44Okay.
38:46Okay.
38:48Okay.
38:49Okay, team!
38:50I want to see everybody outside and in 20 minutes, everybody fully dressed, smiling and sober, please!
39:04Just go.
39:06Those chicken keos.
39:18Sláinte!
39:20Good man, Felix.
39:21Sláinte!
39:22Sláinte!
39:24Sláinte!
39:26Sláinte!
39:27Sláinte!
39:31Sláinte!
39:41Sláinte!
39:43He's been here all day, we haven't seen him all day.
39:44No, I saw him.
39:45He was going into town, to mass.
39:47There's a priest here?
39:48Yeah.
39:49Is that like an Irish custom?
39:51You bring a priest on holiday?
39:52No.
39:53No.
39:54He's not gone to mass.
39:55He's gone to an AA meeting.
39:56Really?
39:58That man is not an alcoholic.
40:00He's at best, a median Irish drinker.
40:03A.K.A.
40:04An alcoholic.
40:05That's what I said to him, when he asked me to join him at an AA meeting.
40:09What?
40:10Yeah.
40:11Well, let's hear the conversation I had with him earlier on.
40:13He thinks everyone should be forgiven for everything, right?
40:16Pretty convenient for a group of serial paedophiles.
40:19And then, oh, get this.
40:20He asked me, was I in pain?
40:27Huh.
40:29Do you know what make that fucking priest so happy?
40:33If someone murdered him.
40:34Oh, seriously, though, imagine how much he'd love that.
40:38Sitting up in heaven, looking down on his body floating in that pool.
40:42Dead.
40:47A priest allowed drink.
40:49Yes.
40:51I think he just got too drunk on the first night.
40:54Good for him for taking care of himself.
40:56Yes, totally his business.
40:58Yeah, it's the fucking worst when you have any kind of vocation and people meddle in your business.
41:04Yeah.
41:05I do think, though, that if you apologise, then it's really nice when people accept the apology.
41:12You can't really just click your fingers and absolve yourself with an apology, so.
41:17That's true.
41:18I mean, sometimes people have a lot to apologise for.
41:22It's pretty easy to tell people what to do.
41:24A lot of people around this table should be going to AA.
41:27A lot of people around this table should be going to confession.
41:29Honestly, though, there's nothing worse when people don't understand your culture and judging.
41:34Thought you were over this business, Claire.
41:35I was told you'd put it to bed.
41:37Who told you that?
41:38Ava.
41:41How could I have put it to bed when you fully admitted to having told Sandra?
41:44I did.
41:46Isn't that right, Ava?
41:47Now, I think what happened is that you apologised to Ava for being a fucking psychopathic bitch.
41:52I did.
41:53Wow.
41:54Guys, everyone has to go easy on Ava, please.
41:57Yeah, she's under a lot of stress.
42:00Thanks.
42:01Are you?
42:03Hmm?
42:04I didn't know that.
42:04What stress are you under?
42:05You can't tell?
42:07Well, I mean, she didn't tell you.
42:08Tell me...
42:09Tell me what?
42:10What didn't you tell me?
42:11Nothing.
42:12No.
42:13Nothing, my love.
42:14What happened you told me?
42:15It's not a big deal.
42:17Felix, people make such a fuss about this stuff, and that's the biggest problem with it.
42:20The stigma.
42:22Stigma?
42:23Stigma?
42:24Wait, hang on.
42:24The stigma of what?
42:27We are not talking about this right now.
42:28What?
42:29What are we not talking about?
42:30Nothing.
42:31We ain't talking about nothing.
42:33I mean, I've had herpes, Claire, so maybe eight times.
42:36Can I have the salad, please?
42:37Yeah, it's fine.
42:38Herpes is fine.
42:38It's no huge deal, Ava.
42:39You shouldn't be embarrassed.
42:41Same as crabs.
42:42When you find out crabs isn't just a term.
42:43It's actually tiny little crabs crawling all over your body, you know, and that's fine.
42:48Before you know it, you're at your niece's communion, and everyone's looking at you because
42:51you're scratching the fucking life out of your crotch.
42:53And then before you know it, again, you're sitting at the table having a meal, and your
42:57aunt is looking at you, and she's convinced that what she's wearing is turning you on.
43:00It's not turning you on.
43:01Your dad sits you down, and he's like, what's going on with you and your aunt, Laureen?
43:06He's like, that's my sister.
43:08She's my sister.
43:19Do you have an STI, and you didn't tell me about it?
43:20It's no big deal.
43:21Felix?
43:22Yeah.
43:23Herpes is nothing.
43:24But if you get syphilis, you have to get this jab.
43:26It goes on your ass, and the needle of that is like a foot long.
43:30It's a big jab.
43:30Wait, wait, how exactly do you get syphilis?
43:33Okay, when the man loves a lady very much, he gets a little excited.
43:38Oh my god, I don't have syphilis.
43:38Can we just stop with this chat at the dinner table, please?
43:42But you do have herpes.
43:44So how did you get that?
43:46Maybe she got it from you, bro.
43:48Everyone has herpes.
43:49Everyone has had sex with, like, more than one person.
43:52Hmm.
43:54Yeah, so everyone has this filler.
43:56Well, except maybe the priest.
43:57Are you sure about that?
43:58Herpes can be dormant for a very long time.
44:01Flare-ups happen when you're under stress, so...
44:03Maybe they'll just...
44:04Weddings are very stressful for women.
44:06You guys just don't get it.
44:07Oh.
44:09Preach.
44:12So you do have herpes?
44:15What, and you just...
44:16You never told me about it?
44:17I was going to.
44:20You know what?
44:22I always knew you were lying about your body count.
44:25I...
44:25I was going to.
44:28What did you just say?
44:30Don't start slow shaming Felix.
44:31It's a pretty horrible thing to do.
44:32Hey, calm out.
44:33Do you think you could just shut the fuck up for one minute?
44:37Yeah, it's mad, but whenever you're around,
44:38why is it that I feel like I'm in a fucking three-way relationship with you?
44:42Not my type, babe.
44:42No, seriously, though.
44:43I feel like you're having a fucking emotional affair with my girlfriend,
44:47and I fucking have it.
44:49Just...
44:49Felix!
44:51It's all happening.
44:52Felix, come on.
44:55Oh, my God.
44:56Oh, Jesus.
44:57Are you okay?
44:58Yeah.
45:00Yeah.
45:02Don't tell me, please.
45:05It's okay.
45:05No, that's broken.
45:07Eva, honey, stay still.
45:08Oh, God.
45:09Did nobody move those calls?
45:10You know what?
45:11I'll go right ahead and move those for you right now.
45:13No problem at all.
45:24Who can tell me what it takes to get into heaven?
45:48I'm dying.
45:51You're okay.
45:53I met the priest in the corridor.
45:55We had a chat and I told him what happened.
45:57and he wanted to come in and say a prayer for you,
45:59and I thought, since you are Irish,
46:01it would be a good idea.
46:02You know I'm not Catholic, Felix.
46:06Every little helps, no.
46:07The decadence of young people.
46:10The decadence of the Irish.
46:12It is a perfect storm.
46:13I'm praying for the storm clouds to pass.
46:18I'm fine, Father.
46:19It's hard not to think that this wedding is cursed.
46:22What?
46:22Why would you say that?
46:24It's what I feel.
46:26Okay, great.
46:27Can you leave us alone, please?
46:29I must have.
46:31Yes, I'll see you in the middle of this.
46:33Oh.
46:39Your arm's set.
46:41Everything's okay.
46:42We can go home in an hour.
46:44Felix, I want to...
46:47I want to apologise for today.
46:49Today was...
46:49It was really difficult for me.
46:51I guess I just...
46:53I find wedding so tricky.
46:55Honestly, I was trying to make things easy for you.
46:59That was you trying to make things easy for me.
47:02The doctor told me that you'd said to him that you'd taken drugs.
47:05I smoked a tiny bit of a joint.
47:08That has nothing to do with what happened.
47:10The bag of barbecue coals was...
47:12I asked you not to take drugs.
47:14I asked you not to drink.
47:16I mean, look at you, Ava.
47:17There's no way to live your life.
47:19Your friend group is absolutely toxic.
47:22100% of them are bad influences.
47:24Drug addicted.
47:26Alcoholic.
47:27Zero responsibility.
47:28Just hedonistic.
47:29Hedonistic.
47:31Death wish people.
47:33Look, you have to change.
47:35Make some adult decisions so you can stop floundering with your loser friends.
47:40And while we're at it, I have to ask...
47:43Precisely, what the fuck is going on with you and Cormac?
47:48Cormac doesn't own AirPods.
47:51So?
47:51He doesn't play golf, Felix.
47:57The father of the bride.
48:02That is just beyond the beyond.
48:12Tonight we'll stay at the house because it's too late to change.
48:16But from tomorrow, I've booked us a nice room over at the Golf Course Hotel.
48:20Okay.
48:21You know, it'll be good to get away and be in a nice, healthy environment.
48:24And when the wedding comes around, you'll be feeling good again.
48:27Okay.
48:27All right.
48:29Okay.
48:37They're home.
48:38She's here.
48:39Hey, are you all right?
48:40I'm going to go to bed, guys.
48:41Poor thing.
48:42I'm mending.
48:43Good night.
48:44Good night, everyone.
48:45She want my thonic.
48:45Guys, can we just talk about...
48:46Yeah, honestly, Cormac, we're tired.
48:48We're just going to go to bed and I think you've done enough.
48:49All right, just leave it, mate.
48:50Good night.
48:53Good night.
49:09Good night.
49:13Yeah, I'm fine, Father. I just have her peace.
49:15I mean, I slipped.
49:18Are you sure you're okay?
49:21Yeah.
49:23Are you okay? How was your day?
49:25It was, uh, it was good.
49:27I did some thinking, some repenting.
49:31I'll still sleep on it like you suggested, but I do feel better.
49:35Good.
49:37I'm happy to hear that.
49:41And, and I know it might not look like it, but I'm trying so hard to be a good person.
49:53I think you're doing great.
49:55Ava, Betty Buys.
49:59I better go.
50:02Ava.
50:07You do a lot of things for a lot of people.
50:11So remember to be kind to yourself.
50:13I wonder if you want to do...
50:17I've been doing great.
50:18I've been doing fine.
50:25You did a lot of things.
50:25I played a lot of things.
50:28I was just kidding.
50:28I went to sleep.
50:29I went to sleep.
50:29I'm going to empty the room now.
50:30It's late in my morning.
50:31You're welcome.
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