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Man Vs Baby Episode 4 | English Sub
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00:13The Schwarzenbachs are coming?
00:14Yes.
00:16So, what are we going to do?
00:18Well, I've managed to track down Janet, the housekeeper.
00:21She's agreed to come in and take care of all the preparations.
00:24She lives nearby, so she won't be long.
00:26You are to stay in the apartment until she arrives,
00:29at which point you'll be dismissed and can go home.
00:32Oh.
00:33But on full pay.
00:35Oh.
00:36Right, I'm sorry. I've got to get this.
00:39The housekeeper will be in contact.
00:45What?
01:02Hello?
01:03Hello, dear.
01:04I'm Janet, the Schwarzenbach's housekeeper.
01:07Oh.
01:08I'm afraid we have got a problem.
01:10Right. Yes, I heard.
01:11But you're not far away, are you?
01:13Oh, well, that's the problem.
01:16I've been a bit of a naughty girl, you see.
01:18Petra, she thinks I'm in Chiswick.
01:20I'm actually in Perthshire with my mother.
01:23You're in Scotland?
01:25Listen, there'll be no problem at all.
01:27I'll head to the station shortly,
01:29and I will be with you later on tonight.
01:32Oh, okay.
01:33Oh, nothing to worry about.
01:35I've come up with a plan.
01:37Now, there's a credit card in the drawer
01:39in the kitchen office.
01:40If I send a wee list to your printer,
01:43do you think you could make a start
01:44in the shopping for me?
01:54Gosh, that's quite a list.
02:22Finally.
02:23Finally.
02:40Right, little man.
02:42Let's see if there's any room at the inn.
02:49Chocolate with figs.
02:51Chocolate with figs.
02:52Chocolate with figs.
02:54Ah-ha.
02:56Chocolate with figs.
02:57No?
03:00And...
03:01Dom Perignon champagne.
03:06Ah.
03:07Champagne.
03:09Here we are.
03:10Yes.
03:11Dom Perignon.
03:13Ooh.
03:15Goodness.
03:2124?
03:36Here we go.
03:38Another one down.
03:44Mrs. Hacopian?
03:45Listen, I was just about to head for the station,
03:47but I remembered one other thing.
03:49Herr and Frau Schwarzenbach cannot do without their truffelstreichwurst.
03:54Their what?
03:56Spreadable sausage, dear, with a calf sliver and white truffle.
04:02Goodness.
04:04Now, we're going to need another trulley.
04:08This is a cat one emergency.
04:10Immediate priority.
04:11We have a missing infant.
04:13Repeat, missing infant.
04:30All units.
04:31We have a missing baby.
04:32Over.
04:33Over.
04:47And the baby was definitely in the car seat when you left.
04:50Yes, yes, I strapped him in myself.
04:52You've reached Georgia Hacopian.
04:54Please leave a message after the tone.
04:56Let's see.
05:26Oh, hello, um, I just wanted to apologize again for the whole mix-up with the baby, and, uh, and
05:36to give you these.
05:42They're really nice, actually.
05:46That's very kind of you.
05:49Thank you, Trevor.
06:07Yeah, well, I hope you have a good Christmas.
06:13Yeah, I'll, uh, I'll just slide this.
06:23Oh, come on, Archie.
06:27Hayley!
06:29Hello, Annabelle.
06:30Hello, Annabelle.
06:31Right.
06:32Here we go.
06:34Now, then, focus.
06:36It is not your shoe, I've told you.
06:38Yeah?
06:41There we go.
06:43No problem.
06:46You have a lovely, lovely time.
06:49Bye-bye.
06:50Bye-bye.
06:51Bye-bye.
07:02I'll see you next time.
07:21No! No! Get off!
07:24Sorry! I'll bring him straight back down!
07:31Get off!
07:34I'll see where you're going!
07:46Right, let's go!
07:51Hello, Annabelle?
08:09Hello! Dog lady!
08:14Oh, no.
08:18No.
08:41Archie! Archie! Give me that shoe! Archie!
08:46Archie!
08:50No, not the spreadable sausage!
09:09Look!
09:11Look! Look what I've got! A shoe! A lovely shoe! For you!
09:19Come and get it, Archie!
09:24No, not the fob!
09:26Let go! Let go! Archie! Let go! Good God!
09:31Let go! Let go! Let go! Let go!
09:34Oh, no!
09:36Oh, no! Oh, no!
09:39Oh, no!
09:40Oh, no!
09:42Not the fob! Not the fob!
09:45Where is it?
09:46You!
09:46Let go!
09:52Oh!
10:02Oh...
10:03Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:12Oh!
10:18Mrs. Hacopian?
10:19Listen, I'm afraid the weather's atrocious up here
10:22and the trains, they're all over the place.
10:25So, I'm going to take the overnight sleeper.
10:28Would that be all right?
10:29Oh.
10:31Um.
10:32And if you could make a wee start on decorating the flat,
10:35I'd really appreciate it.
10:36There's decorations in a storage unit downstairs.
10:39OK.
10:41And we're going to need a Christmas tree.
10:42Oh.
10:44Where do you think I could get one of those?
10:46Oh, don't worry about that.
10:47I will have Jeff drop one off.
10:49He does all the flora and fauna for the penthouse.
10:52Will you need help setting up?
10:54Oh, no, that won't be necessary.
10:56I've set up a fair few Christmas trees in my time.
10:58Of course you have.
11:00I do like you, Trevor.
11:02You did get the spreadable sausage, didn't you?
11:04Oh.
11:05Uh.
11:10Yes.
11:11Yes, I did.
11:12Oh, Max, dear.
11:14I knew we were in safe hands with you.
11:17Right, well, I'll see you first thing in the morning.
11:19OK, bye.
11:21Archie!
11:22No!
11:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:29Hello?
11:29This is Annabelle from the third floor.
11:31I got your note.
11:33I was just wondering if you could bring my dog downstairs.
11:36Oh.
11:39No.
11:39I'm sorry because I'm out at the moment.
12:01Well, when will you be back?
12:04Well, that's a bit difficult to say.
12:09Maybe two hours?
12:12Three, maybe?
12:15Why don't I call you when I get back?
12:38Ah, hello, Trevor.
12:39Lionel, how are you?
12:40Well, today's the day.
12:42Having to move out.
12:43I can't believe it's actually happening.
13:05There we are.
13:26What am I even going to put it in?
13:36What am I even going to put it in?
14:06What am I even going to put it in?
14:32What am I even going to put it in?
14:35While someone's having a sleep.
14:39Come on.
14:55Sheep.
15:00Stroop.
15:03Ah.
15:07Archie.
15:08Come on.
15:08Come on.
15:09Come on.
15:10Come on.
15:10Come on.
15:11Come on.
15:14Come on.
15:25Come on.
15:46¶¶
15:57Good.
16:02You need a poo.
16:04At last.
16:05You need a poo.
16:07Come on, Archie.
16:08Go on.
16:10That's right.
16:13Good boy.
16:15That's right.
16:17Go on.
16:18Go on.
16:19Yes.
16:20Well done, Archie.
16:23Now then.
16:36Oh, look at that.
16:42Good.
16:44Here we go.
16:48Oh.
16:58Right.
17:00Now.
17:12Yes.
17:13Yes.
17:14Yes.
17:14It's there.
17:29Oh.
17:30Oh.
17:31There he is.
17:32There's my boy.
17:34Now, did he do his business?
17:36Did he do his business?
17:37He certainly did.
17:38Oh, what a good boy.
17:39There's my good boy.
17:41Oh, well, thank you for looking after him.
17:44That's right.
17:44Yeah.
17:44Are you going up?
17:45Yes.
17:46Yes.
17:50And you're the penthouse, aren't you?
17:52Yes.
17:53Yes.
17:57Yes.
18:05Yes.
18:09Yes.
18:10Yes.
18:12Yes.
18:12Yes.
18:14Yes.
18:15Yes.
18:17Yes.
18:18Yes.
18:18Yes.
18:18Yes.
18:18Yes.
18:20Yes.
18:28Oh, night, night, baby Jesus.
18:46Hello?
18:47They've cancelled everything.
18:49There's no trains running at all.
18:50I'm not going to make it.
18:53What?
18:53You're going to have to prepare the Christmas feast
18:55for the Schwarzenbachs yourself.
18:57What do you mean?
18:58How many?
18:59Only 12.
19:01Possibly 14.
19:0216 at the outside.
19:03Now, the Schwarzenbachs arrive at 5 o'clock,
19:06so that's your deadline.
19:075 o'clock?
19:08Oh, there's no need to panic, Trevor.
19:10Janet, that's...
19:12Oh, do not worry, Hen.
19:13I was up the entire night at the station
19:15and I've written down step-by-step instructions.
19:18They should be coming through to you any minute.
19:39Christmas feast.
19:40Christmas feast.
19:41Christmas feast.
19:43Christmas feast.
19:47Christmas feast.
19:56Christmas feast.
19:57Christmas feast.
19:59Christmas feast.
20:00Christmas feast.
20:00Christmas feast.
20:01Christmas feast.
20:04Let's go.
20:35Let's go.
21:06Let's go.
21:33Let's go.
21:59Let's go.
22:04Let's go.
22:09Let's go.
22:14Let's go.
22:16Let's go.
22:25Let's go.
22:34Let's go.
22:35Let's go.
22:42Let's go.
22:42Let's go.
22:43Let's go.
22:43Let's go.
22:44Let's go.
22:44Let's go.
23:43Let's go.
24:14Let's go.
24:15Oh, please tell her how sorry I am.
24:16Oh, please tell her how sorry I am. I really hope she didn't go to too much trouble.
24:19Well, uh, she, um...
24:22Now, look, um, I've got to go. I've got the New York housekeeper on the other line, but, um, will
24:27you wish Janet a very Merry Christmas from me?
24:30And, um, and then, uh, yeah.
24:31I'm going to go, say, I'll just go...
24:32And then, uh, um, yeah, yeah, всё, uh, bad then, um, well, well, yeah.
25:09Hello?
25:11Sorry to bother you, sir. Metropolitan Police.
25:13We're making inquiries about a missing baby we understand was previously in your charge.
25:18Oh, yes, yes. Yes, it's right here.
25:22You mean you've got the baby?
25:24Yes, I'll bring it right down.
25:26Come in.
25:32Come on, baby. Let's go.
25:36Oh, well, well, well. What do we have here, then?
25:42Oh, this is him, is it?
25:44You've been very busy, haven't you?
25:46Led everyone on a right little dance.
25:50Well, doesn't it appear to be the same baby, sir?
26:00Oh, no, it isn't.
26:02That's the wrong baby.
26:05This is the right baby.
26:07I had the wrong baby when I gave it to Mrs. Hercopian, you see.
26:11And then while I was going back to get the right baby, that was when she drove off.
26:18Why don't we let the case work and sort this one out?
26:20If that's OK with you, sir.
26:22Right. Yes.
26:25Control, this is DS19.
26:27Can you get the FLO on-site ASAP?
26:31I think I'm going to have to feed him.
26:33Do you want to come upstairs?
26:35I think I probably should, sir, yeah.
26:37Ah!
26:38Hey!
26:44PHONE RINGS
27:01PHONE RINGS
27:02Please, come in.
27:15Oh, wow.
27:17You've got yourself quite a place here, sir.
27:19Oh, no, it isn't mine.
27:21I'm just a house sitter.
27:23Oh.
27:25Can I offer you a little something to drink while you're waiting?
27:28Oh, er...
27:29I'm afraid we've only got vintage champagne.
27:36PHONE RINGS
27:41Oh, hello.
27:43Hello, Trevor. Do you have a minute?
27:44Er, yes. I'll buzz you up.
27:46PHONE RINGS
27:48Sorry to bother you, Trevor.
27:49We just wanted to say thank you for the presents.
27:52And to give you this.
27:55Oh, goodness.
27:56It's a Chew of All Peppa Pig set.
27:58River loves them.
27:59We thought your baby would, too.
28:01Ah, that's really, really kind.
28:05I want you all.
28:06Would you like to come in for a mince pie?
28:09Or some Stollen cake?
28:12Last Christmas
28:14I gave you my heart
28:16The very next day
28:18I gave you my heart
28:22Please hear us
28:25I'll be back to some...
28:27Hello, Lionel.
28:28Herr Scrooge says I've got to leave these with you, apparently.
28:34Oh, Archie, come back!
28:36Oh, sorry, Trevor.
28:38We were in the lift when you buzzed Lionel up.
28:41Archie!
28:42Still can't believe this is really it.
28:44The final goodbye.
28:47Oh.
28:49Can I offer you a drink, Lionel?
28:52Oh.
28:56Jess!
28:58How are you?
28:59How's Barbados?
29:01We're not in Barbados, Trevor.
29:04We're in London.
29:06Oh.
29:07We spent two days at Heathrow waiting for our flight to go.
29:10And then last night at an airport hotel.
29:12And then after another seven-hour wait, they cancelled the flight.
29:16Jess, I'm so sorry.
29:20So we're in a taxi on our way back into town.
29:23Is Maddie okay?
29:24Well, that's why I'm calling.
29:26I realise it might be asking an awful lot.
29:29And I know we've already missed you about this Christmas, but...
29:35Do you think there's any way we could come to you after all?
29:37Well, yes, I think there probably is.
29:40But I'm in a different place.
29:42What do you mean?
29:43Where are you?
29:45Jess, I've got to go, but I'll text you the address.
29:49Georgia, come on up.
29:50Ding-dong, merry your high
29:53In heaven where bells are ringing
29:56Ding-dong, verily the sky
29:58Is ribboned with angels singing
30:01Happy Christmas, Archie.
30:07Gloria!
30:09Hosanna in excelsis
30:11Gloria!
30:38Are you sure this is the right address?
30:46Hello, sweet pea.
30:48Hello, Jess.
30:50Hello.
30:51Dad, this place is amazing.
30:54What is this?
30:56Know all these people?
30:58Well, it's a bit of a long story.
31:01Oh, whose baby is this?
31:04Oh, the baby's mine.
31:07What?
31:08What do you mean, Dad?
31:11Well, not mine-mine.
31:13It's part of the long story.
31:15And it's a story that keeps getting longer, to be honest.
31:18Because despite all our best efforts at social services,
31:21we have absolutely no idea where this baby has come from.
31:37Mum, can I give you that one?
31:39Seriously?
31:45Happy Christmas, Jess.
31:46Cheers!
31:48So, how do you know these people?
31:54Uh, pretzels?
31:57Oh, they don't do dairy.
31:59Oh, that must be really hard.
32:04Everyone?
32:06Everyone?
32:08I think it's high time someone proposed a Christmas toast.
32:12Ah.
32:13To Trevor.
32:14Oh.
32:15To Trevor.
32:15To Trevor.
32:16To Dad.
32:17Oh, and, and, to the baby that brought us all together.
32:21To the baby.
32:22To the baby.
32:25To the baby.
32:27To the baby.
32:34To the baby.
32:47Jesus.
32:50Baby Jesus.
32:53Where are you?
32:55Baby.
33:00Baby.
33:04He's here!
33:09He's here!
33:44THE END
34:07Hello?
34:09Happy Christmas, Janet!
34:11We decided we could not miss your Christmas feast after all!
34:48THE END
35:18THE END
35:30THE END
35:32THE END
35:33THE END
35:33THE END
35:34THE END
35:43THE END
35:44THE END
35:44THE END
35:44you
36:21you
36:51you
37:37you
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