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00:00Big boom in the room can't handle us.
00:06I'm scared.
00:06Why is Bauer pulling me for a chat?
00:09Bauer wants to have a conversation with me.
00:11A conversation?
00:12Like, what the fuck does that mean?
00:14We're getting ready to go out right now,
00:16so why do you want to have this conversation now?
00:19I'm outside.
00:20Key and I need to have this conversation.
00:22I've never had, like, a casual thing be so serious,
00:25so we just need to, you know, iron things out.
00:33So...
00:34So...
00:35I want to have a chat of, like, you know,
00:37where we are, our situation, like...
00:39I like what we are doing right now.
00:41Of course, I'm going to be, like,
00:44super attracted to you at all times.
00:46But no, also, but, um, no, like, even, like,
00:50um, no, like, we're, like, you kind of, like, want to...
00:56I'm struggling to put what I'm trying to say
00:58into words
00:59because I'm not trying to sound like a selfish dickhead.
01:01I'm a smooth talker, except when it comes to shit like this.
01:04I don't want to limit talking to people.
01:08As you know me, I'm a social guy.
01:10Um, no, I don't want you to feel like you have, like,
01:12any loyal...
01:13like, you do owe me a little bit of loyalty,
01:16but not, like, super.
01:17Like, I think if you want to go talk to girls at the bar,
01:19that's fine.
01:20To be honest, on the outside world,
01:22I would never, ever be open to a guy, like,
01:25having me and, like, eating his cake to...
01:28or what is the saying?
01:30But I'm trying to be open-minded.
01:32We have been getting closer.
01:34But again, I also want you to have fun,
01:37so it would hurt me,
01:39but I'm not telling you not to do it either.
01:41Hmm.
01:43So?
01:44So?
01:44I guess we're going with the flow.
01:46Just a little bit more, uh, clarity.
01:48Okay, cool.
01:49You want to go finish getting ready?
01:50Yeah.
01:51After this talk,
01:51I don't know really where we stand.
01:53Obviously, I don't want to see Bauer with anybody else,
01:56especially now at this point where we've become so close.
01:58I think I'm still a little confused,
02:00and I think he's probably confused, too.
02:03How'd it go?
02:04Good.
02:04Yeah, yeah.
02:05Y'all on the same page.
02:07Definitely.
02:08No exclusive? Exclusive?
02:09Well, like, yes and no.
02:13Before this talk, I was single, but I wasn't.
02:15After this talk, I am 60...
02:2270...
02:2268%...
02:2562% single.
02:2954% single.
02:3343% single.
02:35No.
02:36Yes.
02:37No.
02:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:38I'm not very single, but I am.
02:41Sounds like you solved nothing.
02:51I'm not very single.
02:52Everyone's getting ready to go out,
02:54but I'm really not feeling it.
02:55Living with all these people is crazy.
02:57We're working.
02:58We're partying.
02:59It's drama.
03:00They're screaming.
03:00They're yelling.
03:02don't put a hot fucking curling iron on the ground you bitch is crazy and then all this
03:08shit with Riley is draining as fuck it's really just getting to me and I got a mad case of
03:13the
03:13midsummer blues right now oh it's funny bitches found myself a quiet place and turned my thoughts
03:25to paper because I miss you the house is so big but it like makes you feel claustrophobic and
03:33there's not really a place to go escape hey bud read a fucking movie hey bud you alright bro I
03:44just
03:45want to go home really what's going on your head too much really
03:55three missing your mom yeah you know my mom plays such a huge role in my life like my mom
04:03is like my
04:04best friend it's really draining for me to like be here and not have that we'd be kicking our ass
04:12if
04:12we weren't here right now I know Emmett's kind of going through it he's been there for me so being
04:17Ethan Chris we're gonna be there for him I know it's hard bro but while we have each other right
04:22now you know let's fucking live for it live in the moment we're gonna come back to one day bro
04:25it'll
04:25be a reunion and you'll be old as fuck and I'll be a shit and I'll also be a shit
04:29too Chris will
04:30still look good I'll be hot and you'll be like bro so thankful alright flip your tears but I love
04:38you
04:38dude I'm actually just so much more of an emotional guy that I look like you're good bro you're good
04:44you
04:44guys are so cute I'm like I'm seeing a softer side to these guys and I feel like it's pulling
04:52us all
04:53closer and it's making our connections and our bond so much stronger be like fuck like when I first met
04:58this guy and he just fucking threw a bag of chips in his fucking head
05:07my dudes my lads in the house you know come to kind of cheer me up you know they give
05:12me
05:12some some nice kind words thanks guys yeah we're happy you're here we're here to have fun so you
05:19know show them how the shore house does it all right let's get the fuck in there guys fire me
05:22the
05:23fuck up let's go fuck up I'm so excited to let loose tonight I don't even want to know my
05:44own
05:44name by the end of the night I'm honestly a little concerned for everybody's safety
06:00time we're halfway through the summer and we're starting to see a little bit of a shift
06:05genuinely can't take us anywhere beat the beat baby yo I can't with her slippers I love her so much
06:15slippers to the bar is the best they're comfy your feet won't get hurt they're a statement and they're
06:19fun to dance in that girl is insane
06:38nice sucking skills get ready slow after power and I talked today I'm feeling a little bit on edge but
06:49I'm trying to like just relax and have a good time me just had this conversation you know we're on
06:56the
06:56same page so my priority is just get drunk dance and talk to other girls
07:04let's go talk to chicks
07:10shouldn't wear your jersey are you on a green bay pant yes me and Ethan Ryan and two's two chicks
07:16where are you from here we're a prairie girl sass boy I'm a prairie boy this girl I think is
07:23like stunning
07:23like she she's gorgeous honestly she could be trouble who the is that girl I don't know do you have
07:31a
07:31boyfriend they have to worry about Bowers being Samuel Bauer talking to a couple girls we did just talk
07:38but I'm just like starting to get really fucking pissed off now I'm going the fuck down there thinking
07:52what can I do to spice things up a little bit you know if you want to play I'm gonna
07:57play too how are you
08:01oh wow I'm 23 in five days I'm just a little baby doing what I do that's just playing the
08:11games
08:15oh my god wait oh I found you guys we're gonna find you boys I see Key walk off and
08:26just go talk
08:27to some guys it feels not good we said we can talk to other people but Bauer in a cup
08:40what am I doing
08:41like why would I just be with Key we'll be right back I don't really want to be free reign
08:46necessarily
08:47like deep down I'm kind of like this is good this is okay Kiera and Bauer and everyone is so
08:52confusing
08:52to me be exclusive or don't be pick one you know I mean what a good song holy fuck
09:05let's go I wear this car my fucking brother hey okay I had so much fucking fun I had so
09:14much fun too
09:18let's get a little bit rowdy I mean bugs how can we tie this to my tits look huge Emmy
09:25don't fucking
09:26get Parmesan bro mm-hmm oh you don't understand I didn't want this to even start we had a great
09:40night
09:40and it just hit me that like the summer's half done yeah we have a lot of time left but
09:46what's
09:47it gonna be like when I leave I'm done long distance twice I can do it cuz like I can
09:53control myself like I
09:54don't need sex all the time and shit like that but it's just shit like this it's not doable for
10:02me I
10:03I wish it was but I can't I couldn't even do that I need to see that person all the
10:09time or else I
10:10should stress me out just those from Toronto I'm from Calgary I go to Toronto a lot but like I
10:16mean
10:16long distance is like not an option for me I can't be like away from someone and just be like
10:22thinking
10:22about them and all that what's going on girl no I'm okay I just oh I don't know I just
10:34what's going
10:35on there nothing happened oh I just you're crying you okay it's just I think the whole experience is
10:42gonna get into me now and I have real feelings for him yeah I know it's so fucking scary I
10:48know so
10:49it's a little too real for me right now I do not want to like anyone in here I really
10:54like him
10:54I know man
11:29it's the fucking duck phone three brothers pizza hello hey what's up it's day I got some exciting
11:40news for you you are heading out on an overnight experience we're going on an overnight experience
11:47yeah Dane literally has the worst timing I kind of wanted to avoid Isaiah today but I guess we can't
11:55because we're going on a trip pack your bags including your pajamas and your swimsuits I'm fucking
12:02pumped right now I cannot wait you need an hour so no horsing around all right see you later I'm
12:09ready to
12:10fucking get out the house for the night have a fucking ball I'm so excited for this I can't wait
12:15it's gonna be great this is so much fun let's get out the fucking house for the night
12:23I'm ready to go to Punta Camp we're going to Mexico hello New York we're going on an overnight trip
12:31I think it'll be good to get out of the house everyone hopefully get along and no drama
12:39I don't like that Dane sent us on this without giving us any information I want to go to a
12:45five
12:45star luxury hotel but we don't know what we're doing today what if we're going to like a spa
12:53wait imagine they take us to the ranch we're sleeping in there wait are we doing left oh yeah this
13:02is awesome
13:03I love farms I'm not sleeping here the number one thing I'm afraid of in the world is horses why
13:10are you scared of horses they're fucking terrifying bro
13:17oh my god it's a ranch I'm seeing horses I'm seeing cattle I'm like this is like absolute country boy
13:23work I felt like I've been treated like a fucking princess since I've been here so I'm like let's get
13:28these fingernails dirty
13:29why is it eating a chick it's eating a chick ew uh this is absolutely disgusting this is fucked
13:39I'm seeing a lot of horses and I'm not okay with that horses are the number one thing in the
13:45world that I am afraid of
13:46I don't go near them ever we're gonna have fun we're gonna have fun we're gonna have fun you are
13:52the positive energy
13:54not when there's fucking 60 horses around oh hey guys oh my god I like that one oh my god
14:02all right
14:03morning everybody I'm Carl this is my wife Camilla and for the next 24 hours you're gonna be put to
14:10work
14:11we heard that you had it pretty good here in Kelowna kind of living it easy but not on the
14:17farm I did not
14:18think I spend my Saturday on a ranch I'd rather be in a boat or in a club but here
14:24we are so let me show
14:26you to your sleeping quarters all right let's do it I've never been to a ranch before I can smell
14:36the
14:36shit I can see the hay and I'm like scared for my life oh my god all right guys follow
14:46me
14:48I'm so confused no shit oh my god oh that's so fucking shit oh look at the girls look at
15:01Giselle
15:02What the fuck is that?
15:03Look at yourself.
15:05Uh, uh-oh.
15:06Can I go home?
15:07I opt out.
15:08You have to be fucking kidding me right now.
15:10If you guys want to go up there and get changed.
15:14Oh, my god.
15:16I can't.
15:17Get changed, baby, let's go.
15:19I can't wait, I'm home.
15:20I feel like Kiera's overly excited to be here,
15:22because in Halifax they do nothing and have nothing to do
15:25except for drink and eat hay, so she's used to this.
15:28Guys, look how fucking dirty the pillow is.
15:31What's the point of me doing full glam today
15:33if I knew I was coming to the farm?
15:36Yee-haw.
15:38Give me like a bottle of Jack, some cowboy boots,
15:41shake kickers, and a cowboy hat, and I'll have a fucking blast.
15:44All right.
15:45Yeah.
15:48I've been waiting for the train to roll right in
15:52while I'm sipping on my Tennessee bottle of Kim.
15:57Hey, guys.
15:58Hey.
15:58Hi, guys.
15:59So the first thing we're going to do is learn how to rope.
16:04Oh, gosh.
16:05OK.
16:10Fuck's sake.
16:10I can't even tie my shoes.
16:15Oh, I am so excited.
16:16So I'm stepping right up.
16:18I'm going to show off my skills.
16:20I've never done it in a day in my life,
16:21but I have a feeling I'm going to be good at it.
16:26Turn over.
16:27Turn over.
16:28Good.
16:28Turn over.
16:29Oh, Jesus.
16:30Oh, my God.
16:32Just keep going.
16:34Of course I frickin' nearly knocked the girl out with the frickin' rope.
16:39aww.
16:41Keyara, come on.
16:43I've only been here for, like, ten minutes,
16:45and now I'm going to be fired.
16:48I can't.
16:49Get!
16:51Ow! No!
16:54There's nothing that I can't do,
16:56and so when Carl and Camilla are showing us how to, like, tie and swing,
17:00I'm like, I can do this in my sleeve.
17:05Yeah, Chris! Yes, Chris!
17:09Oh, Cluckett!
17:11We got our first catch-over here.
17:13I do have a lot of experience with ropes,
17:17just not like this.
17:23Yeah!
17:24The ranchers start bringing out the horses.
17:26I'm like, fuck yes.
17:28This is Libby.
17:30It's so beautiful.
17:32I'm scared of horses because they're huge,
17:34and if they hit you with their head, you'll probably die.
17:37It's like Freddy Krueger.
17:39Like, you've never met him, but you're definitely scared of him.
17:44We'll get you on the horse first,
17:46and then I'm going to pick out a couple people,
17:48and we're going to gather those cows back up.
17:50You don't need to worry about that horse.
17:51She has no intention on running.
17:53She don't want to burn any calories.
17:54It's okay, girl.
17:56Thick is the new sexy.
17:58There you go.
17:59Stick that foot in there.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:00No, please.
18:02Don't go crazy.
18:03Whoa!
18:05Good job, girl.
18:06Yeah.
18:08Bauer?
18:10Are you joking?
18:14I'm hot.
18:15I'm hot.
18:16He's such a cowboy.
18:18Man, my glutes are on fire.
18:21I wanted to look sick.
18:23I wanted to look like a fucking stallion on this horse.
18:25I wanted everybody to be like,
18:26holy shit, look at this king.
18:27Yeah, Rooster.
18:29This guy knows what he's doing on a horse.
18:32Why does he keep leaning back?
18:34Yo, what is that?
18:36Why does he keep leaning back?
18:37Why is he looking like that?
18:39Ethan looks ridiculous on the horse.
18:41He's leaning all the way back here like he's water skiing.
18:44Just relax your hands.
18:45There you go.
18:46Sexy ass.
18:50I'm thinking, you know,
18:51I've been around these horses for a few hours now,
18:54and no one has attacked me yet,
18:55so maybe I'll give them a chance.
19:00All right, big guy.
19:01Let's do this.
19:02Yay, Emmett!
19:03Come on, Emmett.
19:04I don't even take a second breath.
19:05I just get on the horse.
19:08Yay!
19:09Atta boy!
19:09Go, Emmett!
19:11Atta boy!
19:12Atta boy!
19:14Dude, I'm sending you prayers, my brother.
19:16Just kind of keep your hand in a neutral position.
19:18Go, Emmett!
19:19There.
19:19I am absolutely nervous.
19:21Atta boy!
19:22I am scared getting on this horse.
19:30Dude, Emmett's going fast though.
19:32Emmett's probably what the fuck?
19:33It's Emmett's first ever time on a horse,
19:35and the horse starts trotting,
19:37and you can see the fear in his eyes.
19:42This horse is going too fast right now.
19:45Fuck!
19:46Whoa!
19:46Pull it back!
19:47Emmett just pulled the reins.
19:48Pull it back!
19:49Good.
19:49There you go.
19:51You were trotting!
19:55Oh, you're a natural, Emmett.
19:57I just conquered the one thing that I'm scared of the most
20:00in my entire life.
20:05I think you guys did pretty awesome,
20:08but we did pick a couple people that are going to be able
20:10to go out and ride with the cattle.
20:12Fuck yes.
20:13Fuck yes.
20:14Fuck yes.
20:14This has to be me.
20:15And that would be Kira and Bauer.
20:18Hell yeah.
20:19Good stuff.
20:20Can I go too?
20:21No.
20:22Oh.
20:23I wanted to be one of the people that got chosen
20:25to rally up the cows out in the field,
20:27and of course, Kira and Bauer get chosen
20:29so they can go fucking ride off in the sunset together.
20:32All right.
20:33Let's go.
20:34The rest of you are going to come do some chores with me.
20:37Bull shit.
20:43All right.
20:45So, you're going to saccade.
20:47I don't even think I've ever seen a hay bale before.
20:49The hay bales are like three quarters of my size.
20:52Here, take this one.
20:53I can't just take...
20:55Just take it.
20:56Isaiah.
20:57Isaiah.
20:58Isaiah.
20:59I don't think Lila's lifted anything heavier
21:01than a few bottles of wine before,
21:03so this is something new for her.
21:05What the F, dude?
21:07Here, hold it from the...
21:08I'm going to help her through it.
21:09You know, that's my girl.
21:09I'm going to help her through it.
21:11Oh, look how strong you are, Lila.
21:12Come on.
21:13Isaiah's been probably one of the nicest guys here to me.
21:15A nice little space for you right there.
21:17I think our relationship was a little bit rocky
21:20at the beginning.
21:21Then we grew to love each other.
21:22I definitely do see him like a big brother.
21:24Here, just start ripping him off,
21:26and then I'll grab him.
21:27Okay.
21:31If it looks like poop, take it out.
21:33If it's wet, take it out.
21:35So, if the shavings are wet, scoop them up
21:37and put them out, too.
21:38Guys, I have a really sensitive stomach.
21:39I really, I really, I really can't right now.
21:42It's fucking disgusting.
21:46Fuck this shit, like.
21:48You're doing so good.
21:49No!
21:51This job is going the way you'd expect it to go.
21:54God!
21:55Chris is standing by watching Giselle freak out.
21:58It's quite, quite funny, actually, if I can be honest.
22:01We're done, it's clean.
22:03I have to pull it out there and do that, but...
22:04Pull what out?
22:06Help me, Chris!
22:08But it's already in the barrel.
22:10I'm not, I'm not touching anything.
22:12No, I'm not touching anything.
22:19Oh, shoot, they're really moving.
22:24It feels way too romantic right now.
22:27Like, the sun's going down over the mountains.
22:29Like, we're both on horses in a pasture,
22:32bringing up cows.
22:33We're like, this is a wild fucking first date.
22:36You know, like, that's what it feels like.
22:38Hiding out of sight now.
22:42Morning light.
22:46It was fun.
22:47It is fun.
22:48It was cool.
22:49Hiding on the moon.
22:51Keep riding.
22:52Walk towards them.
22:53All right.
22:57There.
22:59There you go.
23:01Yeah.
23:01Yeah, run them all in.
23:05Space.
23:07Even after Bauer and I had that conversation,
23:09we always just keep finding our way back.
23:11It was sweet, for sure.
23:14Let's get going.
23:15Come on.
23:21All right, all right, all right.
23:23I think we did a decent job.
23:24Me too.
23:25Riley and I are literally cleaning every piece of shit
23:29out of the stall.
23:30Meanwhile, Kiera and Bauer are just over there,
23:32hugging the horse, giving it a little brush
23:34after they just finished their sunset ride.
23:37What incarnation.
23:40Good job.
23:42That was awesome.
23:42That was so much fun.
23:43Yeah.
23:43I feel like I was in a fucking movie.
23:45We're just gonna move here.
23:54Okay.
23:55I need a drink.
23:56You guys can't act like this isn't fucking cute.
24:03That was perfect.
24:05Fuck.
24:06Finally.
24:07We are done for the day.
24:08So let's get this party started.
24:10Cheers to the ranch, bud.
24:13The girls are not happy.
24:16Like, Giselle's really mad.
24:18I wasn't gonna touch that fucking shit.
24:20I didn't even wipe my own ass.
24:22That's disgusting.
24:23There's nobody in this house wiping your ass for you, so...
24:26If I really needed to do it...
24:29It's my best friend.
24:33You'd get in there.
24:34Why do you say get in there like that?
24:37You don't think about it.
24:40It won't haunt you in your sleep.
24:43Obviously, Lila is like my best friend.
24:46We've grown so much.
24:49Oh, I love that.
24:50Oh, my God.
24:53What do you want me to do?
24:54Throw up? I need a burp.
24:55I'm loving this ranch so far.
24:57It's super cute, and I think this is like nice family bonding time.
25:01I love it here.
25:05A bug just went in my mouth.
25:06Yeah, this is a good time.
25:07I feel very grounded.
25:09I think this is like what people do in rehab facilities.
25:12It is so beautiful here.
25:14We're all in our comfy clothes.
25:15Got a couple drinks going.
25:17Nice fire.
25:18Oh, this is really toast and good, Ethan.
25:20I'm doing a good one.
25:21I absolutely hate camping, but like I like marshmallows and I like drinking by the fire and talking shit.
25:28Okay, do you guys want to play Hot Seat?
25:29Yeah, why not?
25:30Yes.
25:31We're playing a game called Hot Seat where everyone gets to ask one person a question and they have to
25:35answer it or drink.
25:36Who wants to be in the hot seat first?
25:39I think a lot of us are wondering a lot of things about people that we can't just ask on
25:44a random day.
25:46Is Bowers' dick fucking huge?
25:48Oh!
25:50Giant.
25:51Is it?
25:53Sick.
25:55Chris, how many girls have you slept with?
25:57Uh, three.
25:58Who gets head better, boys or girls?
26:00Boys!
26:01We do like more sensual male stuff.
26:04I think men would be more like open throat, open mouth, gargle gargle.
26:07Okay, what the fuck?
26:08I'm actually...
26:09What is wrong with you?
26:11I don't understand how that was sick.
26:12Gargle gargle is where it got sick.
26:15Okay, Bowers, question for you.
26:18If you had to pick one person to not return to the house next summer, who would it be?
26:27I'm not answering that question personally.
26:29That is a shot to the heart.
26:31Well, I look at it from...
26:33I don't think Emmy's ever gonna, like, kind of find a guy in this setting that she likes.
26:40So, Emmy.
26:42Wait, that's kind of mean.
26:44I don't think that went well.
26:46Wow.
26:47It's giving fuck you to my face.
26:50I need wine to have a good summer and not a guy.
26:53Even though it would be nice, I don't need it.
26:56Who else?
26:57Lala.
26:57What's one thing Rooster would do that you would be like, make you like him?
27:02Oh, God.
27:03I don't know how to say this without it sounding mean.
27:05Oh, no.
27:06I don't want to get too close with a guy unless I know my parents are gonna accept that person.
27:11Or, like, my family will accept that person.
27:13Because at the end of the day, they're just looking out for me.
27:15Yeah.
27:17Damn.
27:19That stung.
27:21I'm gonna be hostie.
27:22You'll be hostie?
27:22Yeah.
27:23What's your least favorite thing about Isaiah?
27:25One, he lives a million miles away.
27:27Two, he's a hoe.
27:28Two, he's a fucking slut.
27:29Keep going.
27:31The whole point of the game is to get shit messy.
27:33But I'm thinking I'm safe, though.
27:35Like, I'm thinking there's nobody that's gonna get me.
27:37Okay, Isaiah.
27:38You want me to start firing some questions at you?
27:41Yeah, guys.
27:41Oh, yeah, I have a question.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Why won't you be committed to, or what is your reasoning for...
27:50Not being able to do it long distance?
27:52Yeah, if Giselle is the perfect girl for you.
27:54My, like, uh, my love language is, like, physical touch.
27:57I can't touch her that far.
27:59That's really shallow.
28:01How many girls since you've been in Kelowna have you seen that you've had relations with?
28:08Or fucked?
28:09One.
28:10Just one?
28:11No, that's a lie.
28:14That's not a lie.
28:15Or you saw the same girl a few times.
28:19Either you saw the same girl twice.
28:20I did see her twice.
28:22When was the second time?
28:23At OK Corral.
28:24Yeah.
28:24That's the girl you fucked?
28:26I had a threesome with her.
28:27Ugh!
28:28Wow.
28:29That's the first I'm hearing about seeing no girl that you've messed with before at the club.
28:33I know we saw her when you were at work at your t-shirt shop.
28:37And now I'm finding out right now at this campfire by Lila that that hoe was at the club.
28:43And you didn't tell me.
28:44I don't know why you mad at me.
28:46Because I didn't know that.
28:47I'm already having a shit day right now.
28:49Already had to shovel shit.
28:51Already feeling a whole bunch of emotions from the night before.
28:54So now I'm just like, what the hell is going on?
28:59Which fucking girl was it?
29:01I have no idea.
29:02Isaiah's now in the doghouse because of me.
29:04How far was I supposed to know that she didn't know?
29:06Like, my bad.
29:07Sorry.
29:08I didn't mean to fuck up the vibe.
29:10Let's go to bed.
29:12I'm only just starting my night.
29:14I don't know about you guys.
29:16Nah, bro.
29:16That's childish.
29:18I don't think it matters to me because it's like something that happened in the past.
29:21I heard him say, oh, it doesn't matter.
29:23It mattered.
29:25To me, it mattered.
29:26The pain is written on your face.
29:30It's a long way to the bottom, but I'm picking up the pace.
29:54Time to wake up.
29:58Finally got to sleep.
30:01And I hear a cowbell clinging outside.
30:04Oh, my God.
30:05Whoever that is, I'm going to kill you right now.
30:07Let's go!
30:09Isn't it not our wonderful boss, Dane?
30:12Sir, I will knock another tooth out your mouth.
30:16Good morning, everyone.
30:17I want to inform you that there's some fresh eggs in the chicken coop.
30:21Fuel up and get ready for a hard day at work, eh?
30:24Shut up!
30:25Have fun.
30:26Bye!
30:28See you later, bud.
30:33Good morning.
30:34Hey, dudes.
30:36You want me to do it?
30:37Do the first one.
30:38Once I see you, don't get pecked.
30:40Don't peck me.
30:41Don't peck me.
30:42Yeah, we got the first one.
30:44Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:47Did it bite you?
30:48I knew it.
30:49She's got a look in her eye.
30:50Hey, bud.
30:51Can you get your fucking wife out of this room?
30:54I'm, like, in this hen right now trying to get this egg.
30:57Do chickens have vaginas?
30:58Yes.
30:59I think that's where the egg comes from.
31:00She's, like, wow, I really like you now.
31:02He just fisted a chicken.
31:09I'm annoyed that I have to find information out from other people.
31:13I don't know how he thinks it's not a big deal, but I can tell, like, he genuinely thinks it's
31:17not a big deal.
31:18How are you going to have me partying in a place with a girl that you just fucked right before
31:22you came here?
31:23Isaiah hasn't tried to talk to me all morning.
31:26I'm just, like, a little disappointed that he thought he couldn't tell me what was going on.
31:31I don't want to have to tell him, like, you did this, and this is what I don't like, is
31:35it's because you did this and you did this.
31:37With him, it's going to be a learning curve because he's never done it before.
31:40You're 25 and you've never had a real bitch.
31:42This is ridiculous.
31:43Yeah.
31:44This is ridiculous.
31:51This thing's got a fucking appetite.
31:53Yeah.
31:54It's been eating forever.
31:56This trip seems like it's never ending.
31:59No one even wants to talk to each other anymore after this ranch expedition.
32:02The sound of my own voice is making me upset.
32:05This is giving community fucking service right now.
32:08I haven't committed a fucking crime.
32:11You know what they say, it's all about teamwork.
32:13Okay, I'm not touching that.
32:15Work.
32:18Work.
32:22Ah!
32:24Damn it.
32:25You little shit.
32:28I have an idea.
32:29Yeah.
32:30Put a couple fucking dungs of dung in this bag, and then we're going to crack it open in the
32:35girls' room.
32:37Yeah, I'm definitely not coming back to the shore house empty-handed.
32:40I got a surprise up my sleeve for the chicks.
32:43Oh, fuck.
32:46It's going to be a shitty situation.
32:53Looks great, guys.
32:54Good job out there.
32:55You guys are done.
32:57Yay!
32:58Woo!
32:59Yes!
33:00Y'all sucked it up pretty good.
33:02There was no crying.
33:03A little bit of whining, but nicely done.
33:06Cowboy camp's over, and I'm sad about it.
33:09Appreciate it.
33:09Oh, thank God.
33:10Oh, thank God.
33:11But everyone else is like, get me the fuck out of here.
33:14Yep, yep, yep.
33:15Thanks.
33:16It was a great time on the ranch.
33:18Hallelujah.
33:20Life is great.
33:22I'm out of there.
33:23Oh, my God.
33:24What were your guys' most favorite part of the entire experience there?
33:28Riding the horse.
33:30Riding the horse?
33:30Yeah, horse back riding the horse was my favorite.
33:32I put me on the horse.
33:33Leaving.
33:34Leaving.
33:38Holy fuck, it's nice and cold.
33:40I fucking missed you.
33:43Work is done.
33:45I didn't really sleep last night, so I'm feeling a little tired.
33:47I'm feeling a little not like me today.
33:50These shoes are covered in shit.
33:52Yeah, me too.
33:54Straight to sleep.
33:56I am exhausted.
33:58I'm going to chill by the pool.
34:00Ignore Isaiah until he comes to me with an apology worth listening to.
34:04Because last night, I don't know what that was.
34:06That was horrible.
34:07We need a redemption.
34:09I hope Giselle and Isaiah talk.
34:10It's making me sad.
34:11I thought they already did.
34:12They didn't talk yet?
34:14Shit.
34:15Me and Giselle are in a weird spot, you know?
34:17I just need to have a conversation with her.
34:20Like, if what we have is, like, keeps growing after this, then, like, maybe it can become
34:24something for real, you know?
34:26But I can't, like, give up.
34:33So, what's up?
34:35Here, I'll start.
34:36I'm going to start by saying, I'm sorry I didn't tell you that she was at that bar.
34:41But, like, in my head, if you had, like, a previous person that you had slept with
34:46and you, like, pointed them out at a bar, that, I wouldn't like that.
34:50Yeah.
34:51What do you feel?
34:53I just would appreciate you to tell me next time.
34:57Be honest.
34:58I can handle it.
34:59But it just sucks to hear that in front of everybody and everybody knew about me.
35:04I felt stupid.
35:06Yeah.
35:06No, and I don't want to, I don't want to make you look stupid.
35:09I'm sorry you felt that way.
35:10Normally, I'm more of, like, a self-sabotager when shit hits the fan more than, like, I make
35:15amends.
35:15So, this is a good growing experience for me, learning experience, you know?
35:20We got to go to Europe.
35:22I heard Greece is, like, mad cheap if you go in, like, December.
35:25God, are you asking me to go out the country with you?
35:28It's just crazy.
35:29Oh, my God, it's so simple.
35:30I'm not going to trick, though.
35:31You got to buy your plane ticket.
35:34All right, goodbye.
35:35Trick basically means a guy who likes to spend a lot of money on a girl.
35:39I'm not that girl.
35:40That's a weird thing to say.
35:42Why did you have to say that?
35:44I'll be right back.
35:45Oh, is she leaving for real?
35:58I fucking love chicken wings.
36:01Chris, since I've gotten here, has called me, what did he call me?
36:04A barbarian.
36:07Oh, my God.
36:09He thinks I do things like, um, it's my first day on Earth.
36:18So, Lila is eating the wings right now, and she's asking me to, like, sauce them.
36:23Just got to really get this one good.
36:24Get a good lather on her.
36:27I like to just really sauce it up, make sure it's evenly lathered.
36:31I'll use my hands, get it covered.
36:33I love chicken wings.
36:35So do I.
36:36If I were to eat chicken wings any other way, I wouldn't enjoy them as much as I do.
36:43Yo, Lila.
36:44Whatever.
36:47Clocked in, it's my time.
36:48My problem.
36:49You know I got to try.
36:52I got to fly.
36:53I want to glory.
36:55Yeah, I want to glory.
36:57Oh, the cowboy hat is crazy.
37:03Yo.
37:07So, we're getting ready to go out, and right now is the perfect time to plant the shit in the
37:12toilet.
37:14We're going to make it look like one of the girls.
37:17Whoever it was, no one knows.
37:19Oh, girls.
37:22Just exploded the shitter.
37:27I need to go on.
37:28I'm sorry.
37:29Come on.
37:29Poop operation is officially a go.
37:32Holy fuck.
37:32Check in, see if they're in there.
37:34That stinks.
37:36So, Bauer's the inside guy.
37:38I'm going to watch the door.
37:39If anyone comes, I'm going to distract them.
37:42Go.
37:49Sorry, girls.
37:50I am absolutely not.
37:52Bauer!
37:53Someone go tell him that all the girls are ready, and he's not.
37:56Where's Bauer?
37:58Bauer!
37:58Bauer!
37:59Hurry up.
38:00Everyone's ready but you.
38:04Where the fuck is Bauer?
38:08Bauer!
38:11Sorry, guys.
38:12Are we ready?
38:12There he is.
38:13Or what?
38:16Are we ready?
38:18Aye, aye, Captain.
38:20See you later.
38:21Have fun.
38:22Thanks.
38:22I'm just going to stay in tonight, kind of have a me night.
38:25I'm going to get some cleaning done, just kind of chill.
38:28I just need a little space for myself.
38:30Sunday, fun day!
38:32You know what?
38:32Thank you, good sir.
38:33Yeah.
38:34I think it's honestly necessary because it's been like a lot over the last little while,
38:39and I just needed a little to breathe.
38:46Ew!
38:47What the fuck are these bitches eating?
38:51We deserve a little night out.
38:53After the shit we did yesterday, we deserve a big day out.
38:58Who's going to get the drunkest tonight?
39:00Fucking me.
39:01Me.
39:02Me.
39:02Me.
39:03Bruiser!
39:03I'm going to get fucking hammered tonight.
39:08Today's a good day.
39:10You know, I made amends with Giselle.
39:11Now we're finally going out, so vibes are good.
39:14Vibes are high.
39:15I'm feeling like it's going to be a good night.
39:18Oh, boy.
39:19Oh, my God.
39:21This is so cute.
39:24We've been wanting to do karaoke for a while now, so we are fucking ready to go.
39:29We're ready to sing our hearts out.
39:31Cheers, guys.
39:33Yeah.
39:33Hey, look at those abs.
39:35Woo!
39:36From cowboy camp to karaoke, the vibes are high here, and I love it.
39:39How do you sing on this thing?
39:41I want to sing.
39:42Me and La's dynamic is, like, the most confusing fucking thing on planet Earth, because she throws
39:47these weird signs.
39:48I don't understand, to be honest, but fuck it, I'm here.
39:51I enjoy the chase, that's for sure.
39:53So, this song is for a special lady in the crowd.
39:56Her name's Lila.
39:57That's her right there, everyone, in the white.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00I can't.
40:01Let's go.
40:05He knows that this shit is exactly what I hate.
40:09And he's doing it to me, because he knows I don't like it.
40:12This is the crowd.
40:15Oh.
40:15We're singing like a heart.
40:19She's always.
40:20I'll be back again.
40:20It's kind of adorable, actually.
40:24Never do anything like that ever again.
40:26And, um...
40:28That was so cute.
40:29Never again.
40:31She looked super embarrassed, but she was flattered, so you win, bro.
40:37Dude, that was awesome.
40:38That was so good, dude.
40:40We needed, like, a fun night, a chill night, and, like, I don't know, I feel like all of
40:44us are, like, finally getting to the point where, like, we want to stand each other, but
40:48also, like, understand each other.
40:50Yeah, we have a really good dynamic going on, and I feel like, honestly, everyone's in
40:55their element right now.
40:57Everyone's partying, and after being in a ranch for two days, I think this is exactly
41:03what we needed.
41:05This one goes out to all the bitches in the storehouse!
41:10I'm a bitch in the storehouse!
41:13You know, things have been a little rough the last few days with me and Giselle, you know?
41:18But still, like, each day my feelings are getting stronger for her.
41:21She's so perfect, like, I don't even know.
41:23I don't know, I gotta express how I feel.
41:25But if I feel this way about someone, you know?
41:28We're not done after this, though, so don't think you're ever going to lose me.
41:33That's not going to happen.
41:34Say that.
41:35I'm actually talking all that shit.
41:37I'll show you.
41:37I'm not talking.
41:40So don't forget about me when we leave here.
41:43Even though he's talking all these dreams and sweet whispering is nothings, I don't know
41:47if I trust you.
41:48And second of all, you've never had a girlfriend.
41:51Third of all, you don't want to do long distance.
41:53The red flags are kind of just piling up more and more, like, god damn.
41:59He could be faking.
42:01Men lie.
42:05Men lie.
42:07That's...
42:07Men lie.
42:09Men lie.
42:09Men lie.