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00:00:39hello one and all what we're sexy we're sunglasses it makes sense it makes sense this all fucking
00:00:47sunglasses on dude you're a turncoat but i feel like you actually sometimes wear glasses in this
00:00:54style yeah i do wow so you don't oh so you don't like that we're kind of making fun is
00:01:00that what it is
00:01:00yes it kind of seems like everyone's trying to get your hands off of me get your hands off of
00:01:06me
00:01:06get your hands off of me hello one and all and welcome back to another thrilling episode of
00:01:12dimension 20 city council of darkness i'm your humble dungeon master brandley mulligan with me
00:01:15as always our intrepid heroes say hi intrepid heroes hi intrepid heroes folks
00:01:24oh looks cool let's see how many i got last time we left off our intrepid heroes had gotten a
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00:01:34bit sideways at a party at the top of the wing street penthouse in san francisco california uh turns
00:01:43out that things did not go according to plan when darkness man and his and his sidekick bat child
00:01:50needed to go get a christian virgin to provide food for the reverend tarker a nosferatu elder brought
00:01:58by the prince of san francisco uh here to this place in the shadowy underworld of vampires uh the party
00:02:06went really really bad uh a tech ceo got his head chopped off by a vampire elder who had vr
00:02:12uh goggles on
00:02:14a guy named kenny that uh zach brought was actually a member of the second inquisition
00:02:19and a helicopter launched it was zach it was zayth it was zayth zayth brought uh a dum-dum
00:02:26completely different guy different guy um it's not me uh madeleine who had sort of brought these
00:02:34elder camarilla vampires to this function uh ended up eating an old british lord uh as hj took a sip
00:02:42of
00:02:42blood uh from uh from someone who was on some ssris uh felt something a little serious
00:02:49uh uh taking a photo um and levante managed to pull it out of a total nose dive as also
00:02:58being
00:02:58live streamed in breach of the masquerade by successfully convincing everyone at the party
00:03:02and the couple thousand people watching that this was all a banksy
00:03:06well it's a bank it worked actually it works every time it's a great perfect excuse yeah
00:03:11it must anything this is a banksy right here this is essentially a banksy arriving
00:03:16in perpy oregon you were all against your will packed in your coffins on a penske truck
00:03:22moving up to a millennial gray airbnb uh relatable here off of hillcrest road i believe on sunny court
00:03:31in the town of perpy oregon where you were contacted by uh the reverend by the the elders of the
00:03:40camarilla giving you your tasks of establishing a camarilla dominion in perpy uh lou do you have
00:03:47those tasks i do 13 tasks to control the aristocracy to corrupt the clergy to master the engines of the
00:03:54state to command the flow of money to dominate all cultural forces to establish elysium and a council
00:04:00of the primogen to expel on all non camarilla vampires to utterly destroy the sabbat and then
00:04:09i start writing less to banish anarchs to repel lupines to embrace mortal mages then i just wrote
00:04:16fey ghost demons and then to thwart hunters and the inquisition these are these are the tasks laid
00:04:25before us that's ceo energy right there hey what's up man always taking notes yeah the ceo
00:04:30gave me 13 tasks i would be like let's start with let's start with one let's start with one
00:04:35hey let's start with none what do you mean i'm fired um i'm a personality hire i'm a personality hire
00:04:44in perpy you guys met some of your herd that had been uh provided for you again by zayth's uh
00:04:52sire
00:04:53you met tevin uh who's a who's a sort of etsy trader deepak who's a podcast editor you met ethel
00:05:01uh who just would love a conversation uh and cornelio who uh is uh appears to be working on a
00:05:07newspaper uh all of whom seem to have a remote job where they can pick up and move to live
00:05:12at the top
00:05:12floor of an airbnb so that when the time is right vampires can come and drink some of their blood
00:05:17uh not a bad deal for them yeah or not a bad deal for you you split up early in
00:05:22the night to sort
00:05:23of get a lay of the land as best you could off to fight crime uh darkness man and bat
00:05:28child uh also
00:05:29to help because uh bat child after eating a missile uh had a tremendous amount of hunger was at five
00:05:35hunger yeah it makes no sense makes no sense makes no sense wouldn't you be less hungry after eating a
00:05:41missile um and you bounded over the roofs of uh perpy and seeing an indication of perpy's sort of
00:05:48deteriorating infrastructure darkest man leapt from house to house and just smashed both legs through
00:05:54the roofing of uh the house sort of across the back and uh discovered in record speed uh that there
00:06:05was sort of a mean-spirited borderline abusive husband in the house verbally his tone was
00:06:10off he called her a cow bethany's a real man i wrote that down as a note bethany's a real
00:06:17man
00:06:18um uh and you guys ate her husband quick calling someone a cow is just such a funny shortcut to
00:06:24this
00:06:25guy needs to die needs to die it's one of those things where it's like i don't believe i don't
00:06:30believe legally and societally we should have a structure by which we kill people for calling
00:06:35someone a cow but on a personal level yeah you should be dead yeah 100 um after eating that guy
00:06:42you guys sprinted off into town and uh found a little hotel and then also found the police precinct
00:06:48and realized it's kind of the the fuzz is active there's some sirens going uh levante and hj wended
00:06:56their way down to an intersection a little bit farther away where you saw uh the dignity senior living
00:07:03solutions complex across from the silver meadow senior center and the beginning construction of
00:07:08the golden bounty retirement community three different senior living centers all on the same
00:07:16intersection and levante turned to a street and said this town is dying you also met willy coop met a
00:07:22man named willy coop you met a man named willy coop who was having a hard time parking his car
00:07:26with all of these meter uh sort of like spots that want him to link his 23 and me
00:07:33to uh to his to his parking uh he talked to you about to you a little bit about the
00:07:38history of the
00:07:38town he's like an old farmer he's been in the town for a long long time our friends zaith and
00:07:44madeleine uh met uh rory and miranda loman just walked up to a house and changed their life
00:07:54um went on down to the university saw a little bit of what was going on you guys also learned
00:07:59that
00:07:59the mayor of the town is a dog uh rufus you headed over to mike's which is where it's some
00:08:04of the sort
00:08:05of seniors some of the older uh college students go and drink along with some bikers a little bit more
00:08:10of a dive uh and you saw a railroad track and saw people getting up to sort of town pastime
00:08:17here skip
00:08:18the lip which is where you jump up on the railroad track and you jump off while spinning uh hey
00:08:23fun
00:08:24that child killed skipping the lip that child crushed triple double skip the lip when she was
00:08:32younger okay we need to stop making fun of skipping the pennies that i smashed on those railroad tracks
00:08:37as a child i believe it i think you also had a madeline had a premonition of a french military
00:08:45officer of a bygone age handing her a shovel as a sort of doom approached and you arrived at mike's
00:08:53bar
00:08:53uh where uh one of the bikers started singing a beautiful song and uh and rory and miranda went
00:09:01to go fuck in the bathroom and you guys looked at each other and realized it was saturday
00:09:07devastating devastating but they did give us the keys to that vw yes oh yeah we have a car now
00:09:12that's
00:09:13awesome so ultimately we do have a car bad child at that point cast a ritual to connect with the
00:09:17any any present fetters any any of the bindings keeping the souls of the dead chained up in uh or
00:09:26attached to perpy you detected here at the mine oh why do i why would i point with my human
00:09:32hand yes
00:09:33here get the big boy out here slightly larger pointer slightly larger yeah i have well i have to do
00:09:38more
00:09:38pointing soho you gave me it's okay that they gave me it needed to be 1.2 size i saw
00:09:45you bring that
00:09:46in from your car you brought that from home it's a little kind of comparison yeah i had i'm saying
00:09:52like if all of us went after it we could take it down the children of the night respect your
00:09:58child is a vampire um i need it for prep work at home um you sensed a preponderance of the
00:10:10malevolent
00:10:11dead up at the old whittaker silver mine you also also discovered some some information from willie
00:10:17i believe about different family sources there's some stuff about douglases and whittakers and different
00:10:22sort of families in the town you've sensed that there was one fetter closer in the town
00:10:28somewhere in downtown that there was a spirit however i will also say the hour that approaches
00:10:36means it is almost time for mike's to close it is basically 11 50 mike's closes in 10 minutes
00:10:46as you finish this uh mike's closes at midnight at that point it is up to you to determine what
00:10:52to do
00:10:53but we return to perpy with this ritual concluding as all of you guys see sort of the last little
00:11:00businesses closing up here in perpy in your first night in town should we go to uh downtown or
00:11:08that's awesome yeah let's check it out for once you have a good idea oh my gosh stop
00:11:16wow they have a true rivalry i mean i think and personally i think that's exciting i think
00:11:22that's exciting rivalries push us further i don't care what you're led by you're led bullying as long
00:11:28as the two boys are fighting it doesn't matter over what so we've got a vw yeah are we all
00:11:35hopping in
00:11:35in the car i'm happy to go on top okay yeah downtown i have a bunch of bungee cords i
00:11:44need to
00:11:44make sure it's safe are you okay will you strap me in like a set of seas okay christmas tree
00:11:50on top of
00:11:50the car bad child is there anything you can decipher about this person we're going to or this
00:11:56this this being will be in touch with well i know that the ones in the mine i don't think
00:12:02we want to
00:12:03approach them first but there's one that i think is if not benevolent perhaps it's neutral
00:12:09but i did have an idea um do you guys have those vr sets the spires vr sets i mean
00:12:16i'm sure i probably
00:12:17have one packed into the bottom of my coffin back at the yeah back in the place i'm a bit
00:12:21of a
00:12:21gadgeteer and i was thinking that i could maybe try and um work on it to turn it into sort
00:12:27of like a
00:12:27spirit detector goggles cool that's great that kind of innovation i think will push this group forward
00:12:33at a velocity i think ethel had like a hot gun that will come into play heavily yeah yeah she
00:12:40was
00:12:40rhinestoning i love it look at this look at look at everyone ate everyone fed and look at the way
00:12:45the
00:12:45ideas are flowing now people want to go places people want to build things people are generating
00:12:50rivalries which i think clearly zaith is kind of in the lead of right now stop he's so dominant
00:12:55zaith is really you know i'm just busting your balls right it still hurts all the same hey we're
00:13:02gonna have to toughen up in this world hj grabs his cane and smashes through a window let's go
00:13:07and then i bartender goes hey i take the door i uh i leave about six hundred dollars on the
00:13:13table
00:13:13i kiss the bartender oh okay well shit um you guys head out from this place was pretty nice i
00:13:20mean it's
00:13:21the latest that it goes right yeah seemed important it seems like the only technical establishment that
00:13:27we've been to i feel like we need to get them one of those smoke machines you know where you
00:13:32put the
00:13:32old-fashioned in the thing and then you generate the smoke out of them and then it's really careful
00:13:37that can turn into a lawsuit really you are very litigious i'm and i like that i like that i'm
00:13:44not
00:13:45i think that's like the number one character game you're hoping to play this well i'm trying to be
00:13:50a zoologist but you're right my path has clearly diverted thank you for reminding me i take a level of
00:13:59hungry hungry for the law no it's true speaking of uh bad child having just fed um we should take
00:14:05back roads we should do this way down like oh the state pear street why is that what's going on
00:14:12oh we
00:14:12told you we ate something like a neighbor yeah he was a bad guy bad guy really bad guy yeah
00:14:18justice
00:14:19is served what did he do yeah he called his wife a cow repeatedly oh my god but first it
00:14:24was like
00:14:24leaving out the squirrel traps was on her yeah which is also like why are you trapping squirrels
00:14:30you should be letting them feed with abandon from your bird feeders yeah mean to squirrels
00:14:35mean to squirrels hey i don't think of the many things we should be litigious about
00:14:40the death of this man is not one of them it's not one of them let's hop into the car
00:14:45you need to
00:14:45be really secretive about it so if anyone has a disguise
00:14:51you hop up in the vw i put christmas lights around you great i'm a christmas tree a pre-decorated
00:14:57christmas tree that we're driving home that's right they bought me from last year
00:15:01bad child gets on top of the car me a seven foot tall man gets inside and sits in the
00:15:07middle
00:15:09shotgun middle seat
00:15:12okay yeah bat child go ahead and give me dexterity plus stealth
00:15:18difficulty of four okay i actually do have an ability that lets me add two dice
00:15:24to my stealth rolls hell yeah so would that apply okay yeah dexterity plus stealth
00:15:30and i'm gonna use my cloak of shadows to just look like a bag of trash in the middle of
00:15:34the car
00:15:36who put this oh okay three successes you can do willpower right if you don't want to fail this
00:15:45okay fine i'll do it i will use my zealotry okay or just a regular one yeah just use a
00:15:50willpower
00:15:51yeah i was just saying i think it'd be bad to get pulled over after we just murder somebody
00:15:55oh that's a crit hell yeah just one though okay so four successes i think that bachelor you get up
00:16:01on the roof of the car and like going through town there are active police there's just been
00:16:06a crazy violent there there are cops cruising around i'm gonna get him off my tail by singing
00:16:10christmas songs really loud you look like a haunted decoration so you
00:16:17think what child is this
00:16:20the religious song oh just saw the old warbling child's voice uh incredible so you guys take off
00:16:30five vampires packed into the body of vw bug and one vampire on top drive off into the night where
00:16:36do
00:16:36you head off to downtown downtown great yeah but we take the long one you drive up and around the
00:16:43university university university is getting pretty quiet already even here at midnight on a saturday
00:16:48since i am on the top of the car i will use the time like the um time to just
00:16:53get a lay of the
00:16:54land the things i would be looking for would be a library or a zoo so if i see either
00:17:00yeah give me
00:17:03a uh investigation check
00:17:08one success all right yeah zoo that's definitely a zoo they got elephants here right um zoo they got
00:17:17elephants right in the direction you're traveling you don't see a library or a zoo uh you do see that
00:17:23there is one place that still remains open at this time all the way like right over in this area
00:17:30there
00:17:30appears to be a business that still has some cars parked out front and is still operational
00:17:36university associated yeah uh looking out you see that there is a very straight up rusty sad looking
00:17:44storage container that has been modded out into a building and you see that it has a sign out front
00:17:51that is a non-functional neon that is just so she just has like a light bulb hanging over it
00:17:56to illuminate
00:17:57the front of a defunct neon sign that says sweetie pies and you see that it has a pole next
00:18:02to it
00:18:03oh so i think is it like oh strip up levante looks over to hj a strong a strong urge
00:18:12to just reach
00:18:13over and slam on the brake pedal why don't we stop being uh the girls do you want to stop
00:18:19i'll stop real
00:18:20i'm pulling over it i'm cool to stop i think we should stop there's a spirit that calls to us
00:18:25well there's a spirit that calls to me there are many spirits in here calling to me
00:18:31i'm doing a ritual right now and i'll tell you all roads lead to sweetie pies uh hell yeah you
00:18:41guys uh
00:18:42you guys parked the car he completely abandoned the quest for the spirit you couldn't be more right
00:18:48okay let's go to sweetie pies uh unbelievable you guys get in the parking lot you see there are a
00:18:55quite a few cars parked out here many of them look in other words there's there's nothing nice about
00:19:03this spot it looks like a lot of the people that are here are people that either want a place
00:19:08to not
00:19:08be alone at 12 30 and like a.m but you hear music sort of thumping out this corrugated
00:19:15storage container it is like a surgeon here it is quite narrow uh as you approach uh do you do
00:19:23you
00:19:23actually go to walk inside i walk straight up to the bouncer and i say what's up we're friends with
00:19:28the
00:19:28hot one uh you walk up you see that there's a guy outside um there is an older very broad
00:19:35-shouldered
00:19:36bouncer older black man he's got a big leather jacket that looks like very nice and good repair
00:19:43but for even a big guy the jacket is like a size too large for him he looks just from
00:19:48like some you
00:19:48know crow's feet around his eyes like he might be an older guy you see he's on a stool outside
00:19:53not for
00:19:54lack of like wanting to be out in the cool night air you see that this storage container is so
00:20:01ill
00:20:01designed that he can't there's not a space for his seat on the inside of the building so as you
00:20:07walk up to him he looks out and goes uh what was your question what'd you say i said we're
00:20:12friends
00:20:12with the hot one and she said come here what we're friends with the hot one is my good friend
00:20:21and i go to
00:20:22the one that's like this and then she's like this and then she's like this
00:20:28can i see id yeah great
00:20:34pull out a hundred dollar bill he's he takes the hundred dollar bill snap snap fold fold smile
00:20:40puts it in so i need some id
00:20:45so that's not how this works you're going to accept the bribe but then not fall to it
00:20:51feels okay rude uh i handed my id yeah you and my id he checks it safe says all right
00:20:58uh standing
00:20:59room only and where's the champagne room champagne room the champagne room for the vip i hand him
00:21:05another hundred dollar bill for the friends of the hot room there's no champagne room all right there's no
00:21:10it could be a pain room i don't think this man has ever seen a hundred dollar bill before this
00:21:14is
00:21:14sweetie pies this is not you see he says you just go inside and you see he ushers you into
00:21:20the room
00:21:20you can see the rules are different up here i guess the rules are different missed opportunity after
00:21:24missed opportunity i i like this guy uh he's i walk in so embarrassed i have my hat down all
00:21:31the way
00:21:32you see that you if you pull your jacket and he goes id yeah i assume i have id
00:21:37i walk behind him as as um i'm just using using the seven foot man for cover i've never shown
00:21:45anybody id in my 300 years of life i love it you see that as you lean and hand him
00:21:49your id he just
00:21:50goes pervert
00:21:51i walk out and then i walk out this is your guy huh this is your guy yeah i think
00:22:06honestly that's what
00:22:07that was can i be honest with everyone that was my worst fear you would be called a pervert
00:22:14immediately and i would come here and be called a pervert a dirty dog can i just say
00:22:22finally understand what the darkness is about yeah you see you guys make your way into sweetie pies
00:22:27all of the tables are kind of like stools and high tops so you know it's like all these like
00:22:33high bar
00:22:34tables flushed to the wall it's impossible to almost even get to the stage it is just a shipping
00:22:39container uh there's a small stage you hear a voice say that's sort of this thumping music comes on
00:22:45going all right all right everybody well time to get those wallets open for your next dancer welcome
00:22:53to the stage sasha and you see this woman this tall sort of lanky woman uh walks out
00:23:00uh puts a hand up sort of some actual like investment in lights are sort of like purple and
00:23:06red lights sort of strafe across see she sort of like hangs off the pole moves around starts to get
00:23:11into her routine uh swings kicks a leg out and hits the side of the storage container and goes
00:23:17fuck um annie sarah goes oh shit and two guys get up she goes god damn it as just she
00:23:23says it's not
00:23:24fucking safe in here uh you see that the sort of men help her up on her feet she goes
00:23:29god damn it uh
00:23:31an older woman walks over and says sasha sweetie i'm so god i'm sorry here let me get get just
00:23:36get
00:23:37back in the car so you can get drinks um and you see that uh she starts to gesture her
00:23:41outside
00:23:42as you see someone else taking drink orders from peoples just opens a door in the back of the strip
00:23:47club
00:23:48to a just idling car to go to the truckeroo and get drinks for people because there's no kitchen in
00:23:55this place my god the trucker where are the people arriving in the corner i'm not even sure you can
00:24:02call this just real club this is an opportunity brother if you don't already think this is an
00:24:07opportunity i you got notes because i've been writing little notes in my moleskin i show them my
00:24:13nose yeah uh yeah i'm thinking about the oh i'm thinking all the same things okay i'm thinking we
00:24:18buy the bar underground we put a strip club then we can hang out down oh my gosh and we
00:24:25don't have
00:24:25to live underneath the etsy guy and the old lady yeah aren't they there for us you see the older
00:24:30woman
00:24:31comes over and says everyone i'm guys you need to clear a path of the fire marshall shut us down
00:24:35i hand her a hundred dollar bill thank you all right so walls walls understood i don't think they
00:24:41understand that this doesn't work anymore are there a lot of people here you look around and
00:24:47see that there are there are about like a little more than a dozen uh men in the audience all
00:24:53right
00:24:53who all appear to again you see that like the vibe you've been in some strip clubs that have a
00:24:58feeling
00:24:58of sourness or sleaziness from like high finance weird domineering all these guys look like they're here
00:25:05to a support the dancers and b be somewhere past midnight is what the vibe of this space is so
00:25:13they're looking out um you see that this woman goes you see that she looks at you she takes a
00:25:18look at
00:25:19madeleine and zaith in particular and it's like oh young some young lady enjoying enjoying some exotic
00:25:27dance that's wonderful you you drink for free do you want chicken fingers
00:25:33no okay hey i get it maybe i should maybe i should come back maybe maybe i have too many
00:25:40you know you know what darling you have the chicken fingers they're on me at my rest okay sure yeah
00:25:49they're on you you got it it's like at a sushi spot you buy sake for the chef you know
00:25:54it's chicken
00:25:55fingers for the lady who's running we'd like to buy chicken fingers for everyone in the car
00:25:59yeah you see that she looks over and says i'm susan i'm the i'm the proprietor i'm the original
00:26:05sweetie pie uh so so come on in uh you see she says jeff get up let him let him
00:26:11let him sit down
00:26:12and just just for you like who gives you a place she's just i think you're so excited to have
00:26:17like
00:26:17a woman somehow i have a spotlight on me i can't really tell where it's from but it's so perfectly
00:26:23in
00:26:24the seat you see that coming out from the outside uh with sort of a coat and some ugg boots
00:26:29on you
00:26:30see clearly one of the dancers comes in with a little plastic to go bag that immediately smells
00:26:35like chicken fingers that you just see has angie's diner on it and she takes it out of the container
00:26:42and just serves it in the styrofoam to one of the guys seated at a table you see that susan
00:26:48looks over
00:26:48her and says kelly sasha fucked up her foot again can you get can you back on the stage and
00:26:52you see
00:26:53that this dancer is so short she's like 4 11 and gets up and goes yeah you got it i'll
00:27:00get started
00:27:01uh and walks over and uh says welcome back to the stage oh looks like a little luck of the
00:27:07irish it's
00:27:08kelly sweeney she pops her uggs and coat off and you see she has like a shamrock bra with like
00:27:14a trinity
00:27:15harp on the ass and you see that she uh starts to twirl around the pole and it's just so
00:27:20physically
00:27:20short that she's not in danger in the confined space of the dance stage of uh hurting her foot
00:27:27or swinging into something absolutely incredible can we all have money to give out oh yeah sure of
00:27:33course there you go there you go suz hi levante worthy hello h.j wingstrom yes we are uh business
00:27:43partners we just moved into town oh and we were we're looking for a late night establishment to
00:27:48frequent and we were just at mike's and now we've traveled over to sweeties or sweetie pies
00:27:53we like what you're doing here but we do have some thoughts we're wondering are you looking for
00:28:01partners oh you got it you see she looks at you go ahead and give me a charisma and persuasion
00:28:12great okay i'm gonna say that this necessitates four successes i will use uh my presence okay i'll use
00:28:21awe to add two more cool to this great um and then how many how many successes do you want
00:28:27me to
00:28:27i need four you need four strong cup of tea to start with being partners so i love it
00:28:34one two three and i will burn two three four willpower wow this is the most important role of
00:28:45this entire campaign to me uh for another uh so a total of five successes hell yeah one success i
00:28:53roll
00:28:54up a hundred dollar bill and i snort ranch oh god what'd you put in the cup you see there's
00:29:02an older
00:29:03man what you put in the cup says hey man that's my ranch we're so sorry back god damn it
00:29:10we'll spot you
00:29:11some ranch what are you guys perverts no he is no we're six perverts i'm not a perv i'm not
00:29:21a perv
00:29:24i barely even looked at anyone
00:29:30barely i'm fully on the stage dancing with kelly
00:29:35incredible um uh like a pizza with five successes you look at susan and she goes
00:29:48you want to invest in sweetie pies deeply and truly we believe in this community and more than
00:29:53anything we believe in you we think you have a ton of untapped potential and the only thing you're
00:30:00missing is the financial support that myself and my friend who just started ranch dressing can offer
00:30:07wow i shout from the stage if there's one thing i've learned in my life it's to trust a woman
00:30:11with
00:30:11a tasmanian devil tattoo and i know you've got one i know you have the energy you see that she
00:30:17just puts
00:30:19top up thumb in the pants shows taz uh and he goes you know i got him it went down
00:30:25two-thirds longer
00:30:26than i thought it was the longest taz i love how big that is it's big it's way bigger than
00:30:35you
00:30:37jaz's feet are just right there
00:30:43you see she looks out and goes this is a wild night well so you see she looks and says
00:30:49okay
00:30:50so hang on a minute uh uh madelaine as you're on the stage as you sort of call a call
00:30:54out to her
00:30:55you see that kelly is dancing with you give me a performance charisma check here great you have
00:31:03all right i do have or i might add my or to it one so that's have you watched the
00:31:09magic city
00:31:11docuseries that just came out no but i'm gonna go home and watch it tonight it's so good and it's
00:31:15this is awesome now that we now that we're about to own a strip club yeah also let's go back
00:31:20to
00:31:20mike's and buy that too mr magic i'm officially that's five successes clean unbelievable um you
00:31:27see so dancing with her on stage she basically like naturally moves you like pulls a chair onto
00:31:34stage and moves you into the chair to basically do i'm fully upside down on the pole just spinning
00:31:39upside down uh as you're out as you're spinning she you can see is like moving it so that one
00:31:46of
00:31:46you is dancing up on the other one and leaves you to choose whether you want to dance up on
00:31:51her
00:31:51or she on you yeah so here is what i'm doing i'm upside down but face out and then she's
00:31:58right side
00:31:58up face in and we're essentially 69ing on this on this stripper pole spinning around as you do give me
00:32:06a yes give me um give me intelligence and awareness okay and i'll just need kelly don't
00:32:15fucking do this to us i'll just need two successes here i just got one okay you are dancing with
00:32:22kelly up in the pole you look around all of these people watching are become enchanted by what they are
00:32:27seeing here in this space just oh my god and you can see kelly by the way is stunning she's
00:32:35like very
00:32:35very short but has these long red ringlets that must be done the color seems almost artificial it's
00:32:41got to be like dyed hair and a lot of like gold glitter all over her face and body that
00:32:46you can
00:32:46see is sort of done in like coins sort of like makeup as you're dancing with her uh the men
00:32:54start to
00:32:54look around and i think that you see uh one of the guys in the back looks up at her
00:33:01checks his phone
00:33:02and looks delighted by something i think on that one success you don't know what it is but you just
00:33:06see he looks and you see he pulls a little stub out of his coat and goes to uh check
00:33:13something else
00:33:14out he's like leaves that leaves the bar telly is that a pot of gold at the end of your
00:33:18rainbow
00:33:19for that we're gonna have to go to the champagne room i knew there was always a champagne room
00:33:26there's always a champagne room she says the champagne room is the woods oh okay we can
00:33:34we can raise the bar one we have a 1998 vw that seats four people 1990 and one christmas tree
00:33:44hi i'm here i came in i can't talk i gotta keep dancing okay okay it's hard not to have
00:33:51a conversation
00:33:51when we're this close all the time yeah susan looks at you and just goes like well if there's
00:33:56anything you know i'd be uh so so so are you are you a businessman what brings you to perpy
00:34:03an
00:34:04opportunity yeah an opportunity in pervy let me ask you something have you felt perpy deteriorate
00:34:13a little bit have you felt things that you need disappear before your very eyes constantly
00:34:21finding dances is harder than ever that's why we're exactly the cup is draining and we're here
00:34:28to put oil at the bottom so that the drain is clogged forever yeah poppy will run us over
00:34:35is it drain in the cup the oil when cold turns closer to imagine if you will that a sink
00:34:42is a cup
00:34:44if you have it were clogged that would be good you see how all of us kind of understand my
00:34:49metaphor
00:34:49and you see how you're kind of struggling with that that makes sense we come from a long line
00:34:55of successful businesses we're alternative thinkers well i would love i'd love to see your proposal i've
00:35:01owned sweeties for god going on 30 years now fantastic and we want that you are still the core of
00:35:08the
00:35:08business i just want you should know that
00:35:15i just want you to know that there are reasons that we haven't been able to expand does it have
00:35:19to do with the douglases or the whitakers well yeah wow you guys move fast well when we see an
00:35:28opportunity the first thing before you capitalize on it is you must understand it a little r d i haven't
00:35:35been able to get a permit to do any construction here because the the right now i don't technically
00:35:43have to be zoned i don't have to i don't have to conform to zoning standards this neighborhood
00:35:49they don't want there to be a strip club right next to the university but the issue is they actually
00:35:55can't i'm not technically a part of this neighborhood because the cinder blocks that the storage
00:36:00container is on are 19 inches high smart see we knew we wanted a partner resourceful in the gut
00:36:09that's great it sounds those rules sound so archaic and i definitely can i have some more money yeah
00:36:14of course here you go can i have some more yeah of course blood is flowing out of one nostril
00:36:21ranch
00:36:21out of the other anytime keep asking uh you see she says so yeah but let me know i if
00:36:29there's anything
00:36:29you can do basically uh past 18 inches is not considered actually to be on on perpy municipal
00:36:37property it's also building up okay but is there perhaps a series of strange brick tunnels underneath
00:36:47the town that we could sexify a little bit huh a series of sexy brick tunnels catacombs if you will
00:36:54be warehouses for a blood ray a rave like an abandoned church but it has a beautiful stained glass
00:37:00window i want you guys to in this moment give me anyone who wants to give me uh wit's awareness
00:37:08we're looking i think here for uh three successes um i got two oh boy i got one oh no
00:37:17i got two i'm rolling so
00:37:19does that mean i have two i can expend a willpower i can do a willpower yeah why not do
00:37:24a willpower
00:37:26damn it i got three three i got three as well as you guys talk about catacombs i think you
00:37:31see the
00:37:32guy uh the guy jeff who some of his ranch got snorted up by him as you guys talk about
00:37:38tunnels
00:37:38under the city or or catacombs you see uh he he sort of looks up for a second at you
00:37:44guys and gets a
00:37:46faraway look in his eye and just keeps eating i got i got i ended up getting one success and
00:37:52one
00:37:52hunger so i went up into hunger i think in this moment zaith there's a lot of talking about money
00:37:58there's a lot of talking about zoning rules i think that you have to engage in some form of compulsive
00:38:03action in this moment just go over to that guy and start hold like holding his neck and be like
00:38:07uh
00:38:10what's going on with those chicken tenders bud hey man i don't i don't know nothing about what
00:38:15what's you what you're talking about uh up he goes what's going on with the chicken tenders bud
00:38:22susan says hey hey hey no fighting in here no fighting um she says you're gone you're out of
00:38:30here i didn't even want to be in this stupid little crate anyway it's not a crate it's a container
00:38:36container
00:38:37of bullshit and i walk um let me just say he was the one who suggested coming here so he
00:38:43was lying
00:38:43you're the biggest pervert of all
00:38:49it's just standing in the door with it almost closed yes um i wanted to come here least of all
00:38:57suz if i can call you that suz we're gonna step out we are gonna step out clearly our uh
00:39:03our friend
00:39:03needs needs to catch the mayor we will be in touch about a business proposal and thank you so much
00:39:08for i think being a part of this town and for running this business the way that you do we
00:39:12cannot wait to be your partner okay listen it seems like a fairy tale it's too good to be true
00:39:20i'm
00:39:21telling you this place is gonna be the heart of perpy life begins at night life begins at night
00:39:29we're gonna get a neon sign that says that we're gonna get a neon sign that says that on the
00:39:32outside
00:39:32of this um real neon none of this led bullshit yeah yeah well that dictionary definition kind of
00:39:37thing you know yeah yeah oh that's sure there's like a hole in and then oh that's so fun yes
00:39:42so
00:39:43much neon can we still see the guy who saw like a stub or something and walked out yeah i
00:39:47was hoping
00:39:47yeah yeah if you guys yeah if you guys he he goes back to eating his chicken i think oh
00:39:52is that the same
00:39:53guy the same guy chicken fingers ranch dude was the guy wait and then fully dissociated after seeing
00:39:58something after you guys mentioned the catacombs yeah you see he's sort of fully dissociated all
00:40:02right yeah um bad child maybe we hang out near the container after everyone leaves it okay that's
00:40:11crazy has to now we're splitting up and you're gonna hang out outside the container for the rest of the
00:40:17night much healthier to hang out outside the strip club than going into the strip club yes you're just
00:40:22concerned about everyone's safety coming in and out there are some people who get the wrong idea and
00:40:26that sort of socially charged situation and we're looking out for kelly and her kin okay i appreciate
00:40:32that and i am the razzing does have to stop it's unprofessional you need to stay focused darkness
00:40:37man if you were pervy stop that would be okay it's okay it's so much worse it's so much worse
00:40:43than the
00:40:43razzing in fact it's beautiful you're the only one who can vouch for me that i'm a bird so you
00:40:49saying
00:40:49this sounds like you're soft launching that i'm a bird i'm trying to hotwire a motorcycle outside
00:40:56i believe in you i heard they're calling you pervertness man inside i'm not waiting for this
00:41:02guy anymore you happy yeah huh i'm the only one that can look like a bag of trash
00:41:09you guys get back into your being you start hot wiring this this motorcycle you see the front
00:41:14claude goes hey hey stop stop what are you saying stop loser says what i'll kill you claude
00:41:23claude claude claude you don't want to mess with this hey man get you and your pervert friend out
00:41:29at me dude i'm not his friend i'm not a pervert come on hop on the back i'm sorry for
00:41:35razzing you so
00:41:36hard i can't i don't want to steal a motorcycle up on the back i can't i go and kiss
00:41:41claude on the cheek
00:41:42and pickpocket the 200 out of his pocket oh wonderful you see he looks and says you can come
00:41:47back anytime oh okay okay uh i'm going downtown yeah what were we doing company move company move
00:41:55going downtown uh you guys head downtown in the vw wait darkness man did you want to
00:42:01did you want to stay take some pictures or something
00:42:08what i'm just saying i saw my dentist at a strip club one time and he took a picture
00:42:12and got in trouble and i thought of that bitch i don't feel like you're beating the allegations
00:42:16man i feel like maybe you should just come back later yeah yeah i don't we know his name screaming
00:42:21you're the only one who can vouch for me a small woman it's kind of hard dude it's no one
00:42:26else
00:42:26small it's so okay everyone let it out let it out look i just was like curious about the guy
00:42:35who
00:42:35like got excited about something weird and then listened to us and then was weird about it and
00:42:40stuff right i'm pretty sure that was about chicken tinders but follow your gut all right i'm gonna
00:42:47snorted ranch you weird okay bad child should we stay here and try to follow that guy home my only
00:42:54reservation is that i feel like i was the one with the bat echolocation to find the spirit okay i
00:42:59can follow this dude yeah maybe you could use some alone time everyone it's healthy to need alone
00:43:07i agree darkness man is an introvert no i agree i think doctor's man could use some alone time i
00:43:12am
00:43:12beyond introverted now it's that guy uh um the woman what was her name again susan was that susan's
00:43:21husband no no he'll take a regular okay you guys go downtown i'll be here i just collapse next to
00:43:28a
00:43:28pile of trash and use my cloak of shadows to just be like look like trash we have phones right
00:43:36we can
00:43:36just text you where we're at yeah yeah before we leave because i have a bunch of gadgets i'm just
00:43:41going to make sure he's armed with gadgets okay and i have my headset going so i'm going to hand
00:43:46him
00:43:47and really old faded condom faded faded had this in my wallet for about a hundred years
00:43:55made of lamb stuff made out of otter if i if i say here's the problem with the razzing right
00:44:02professor qb bonhams lamb skin jimmy if i say i don't need this you're just going to make a joke
00:44:08about how i raw dog right no okay you don't know that i do for sure don't need this and
00:44:14it's not
00:44:14because i'm going to have sex without a condom you're not going to be having sex you're going
00:44:18to be jerking off next to whoever else is having sex because you're a pervert wow got him all right
00:44:23good luck you had a great you had a great combination there i don't know how to support
00:44:28you in this situation i don't make that feel do you want me to say you're not a pervert is
00:44:36that what
00:44:36you want the more we say the air time guys may or may not be a pervert is i just
00:44:46i just need
00:44:48everyone in this group to not talk to me for 24 hours 24 hours that's not possible
00:44:56okay okay what is a sidekick without a superhero it's just that child up on the back and i'm
00:45:03still trying to hotwire it i make eye contact with darkness man as i clutch under the sand this is
00:45:09the worst day of my life i can't believe i can't believe it's good to be with you zathan not
00:45:16with
00:45:16pervert patrol oh wow i feel like the rivalry is tipping into toxic it's tipping into toxic and
00:45:23we gotta bring this in i'm laying in a pile of trash we're gonna have it in cameras we're gonna
00:45:30have
00:45:30to figure out some kind of a way to bolster darkness man back up yeah you guys get in the
00:45:33vw bat child is
00:45:34no longer on the roof mitch you watch these fight with their vampires pull away and you have a moment
00:45:38to
00:45:38catch some quiet as you're amongst the trash this is the worst night of your life
00:45:45can i use my larceny hot wiring to try to hotwire this motorcycle yeah give me intelligence plus
00:45:50larceny so this is the bouncers motorcycle no this is just a motorcycle that zach invented was in the
00:45:55parking i love that's definitely a motorcycle in a strip club that's a crit actual crit oh yeah
00:46:01whoa five successes uh yeah yeah you get in there yeah no worries you you got a brand new motorcycle
00:46:09baby you hotwire that up that's awesome i can't believe i invented it and then uh downtown uh you
00:46:16rip on this motorcycle downtown you guys have so let's go ahead and do a group wits plus your decision
00:46:27about how you're investing you can do wits or intelligence plus investigation and you guys are
00:46:31look basically looking for a spirit or something like a spirit in this place
00:46:38do we all make the roll i have sense the unseen is that something that i could use for this
00:46:43you
00:46:43could use sense the unseen for this absolutely so if i'm rolling three dice and i have three levels
00:46:48of hunger they're all red yes they're all red that's correct i contribute one success
00:46:54okay that's one success one success or two successes two successes from you okay gotcha uh what did we get
00:47:00madeleine um i got four four successes hell yes and i contributed a success to some cool gotcha um as
00:47:08you guys head out into the night and zach let me know if zayt is splitting not to cover more
00:47:12ground or if
00:47:13you're going with the rest of the group i think i'm going with them but just sort of going like
00:47:16this
00:47:18wheeling around as you guys are traveling through uh downtown you see what actually looks like kind of a
00:47:26lovely little area of perpy this is the first place that you've seen some degree of like promise or
00:47:32this is this is also the area that is just a little bit more lively than some of the rest
00:47:37of the town
00:47:37um some places are very there's like a little little like bank or atm there's like a little like wireless
00:47:43cell phone place pizza and other stuff like that there's one other business way downtown that's quite
00:47:49quite close to the only business that you've seen that's even open at this time there's a little
00:47:52uh like tattoo parlor that seems to be open down here late there are also you begin to see some
00:47:59of
00:48:00the crunchiness of the pacific northwest up here there's a little shop called witchful thinking
00:48:07which is closed looks like a little wicca like ritual pagany kind of shop um there's also a place sort
00:48:16of down this the main drag which is like all shops so this is sort of like the area that
00:48:22if it were
00:48:22a little bit nicer here would actually be like uh like oh there's a little shopping center area a
00:48:28place that like it's almost like you see the shops and you're like if there were a couple better
00:48:32restaurants here this would be a place that you could come and like spend the day right there's
00:48:36like three game stops two places that sell funko pops yes yeah yeah um the the plate there's a bunch
00:48:43of places that are sort of ruining the vibe by being a little too modern like the wireless like a
00:48:47little
00:48:47like like cell phone store basically but there's also another place further up uh called the
00:48:53precious blessings crystal pillow shop great that seems like another sort of like actual local business
00:48:59small town boutique you guys are looking and thinking okay spirits spirits spirits you guys probably
00:49:05spend a little bit of time looking in the window of that witchful thinking place you spend a little bit
00:49:11of time um uh looking at that like maybe is it the pressure precious blessings crystal pillow shop
00:49:17these places that sort of have some connection maybe even the tattoo place which you actually see is
00:49:22called stick and poke and in addition to being a tattoo shop also seems to be the reason it's open
00:49:26late it's it's also like got some adult goods in it but you see as the night wears on
00:49:33madelaine your sort of premonition it's like ancient centuries of being near and around the magical
00:49:40you look over at the bright lights of a place that looks like it should be open but you realize
00:49:45just
00:49:45always has some bright lights on and is very much closed there is a dolly's which is a little fast
00:49:52food joint d-o-l-l-y yes you see the dolly's is a fast food chain it has a
00:49:58little kind of
00:49:58raggedy and looking rag doll figure on it looking at it dolly's is right here so this this little is
00:50:08there's you can see there's a little drive-through the lights are are mostly on in the exterior it's got
00:50:12the big sign still showing uh but it's this little fast food place and you get this weird sense
00:50:19of something hidden lurking in the shadows around that fast food place guys i think i maybe found a
00:50:27speakeasy intrigue okay or a spook easy oh my goodness you're a genius really wow i never really
00:50:37kind of listened or looked at you ever before but you say speakeasy thank you have you been smart and
00:50:42cool the whole time no i try to learn but i am i have a long way to go you
00:50:47are cool you're smart thank
00:50:50you but i'm actually self-flagellating about how rude i was to darkness man no he needed it's perfectly fine
00:50:56i i like that you brought this up let's all think about our culture okay as a group 100 that
00:51:01was
00:51:01really funny i participated in it i already wrote him a note good i think that's awesome awesome uh are
00:51:09we feeling like you you say speakeasy yeah is this another sweetie pie situation where we feel like
00:51:15we're diverting or is this kind of more closely connected to the mission or the spirit at hand do you
00:51:23feel um ghost yeah i can i use binding fetter again to see if i feel the ghost let me
00:51:30ask you
00:51:31this as you pull up to this dollars i will also say uh bat child police precinct right here that's
00:51:39the dollies and that's the police precinct i think i'm a christmas tree thank god we left that pervert
00:51:43christmas tree from the back of the motorcycle uh the zayth is picking up a christmas tree cool cool
00:51:51great just a guy on a motorcycle with a christmas tree trapped to his back yeah holding him
00:51:56a branch side saddle i'll say this zayth you look and see a squad car pull out of the precinct
00:52:07and start to head up main street uh past you guys like in the direction of darkness man in the
00:52:15direction of darkness man oh okay you see the lights of its sirens go on but not its audible
00:52:23siren just when it passes us yeah and it heads towards main street so it does not come past you
00:52:28guys here as you pull into the dollies got it you are pulling into a closed dollies as you activate
00:52:33your
00:52:33senses bat child you do feel exactly and i think madeline you're both tracking on the same thing
00:52:38there's something present here where do you go to in this fast food place there's a drive-through
00:52:45there's the closed restaurant but is the drive-through also closed not physically because you you can
00:52:52pull the car through it but and all the menus and stuff are still lit up because they're just they
00:52:56don't turn those off but it is not the no there's no employees here right so it's drive-through
00:53:01closed restaurant just parking lot parking lot i think i want to go maybe to the i want to go
00:53:08to
00:53:09the closed restaurant yeah okay yeah absolutely do they have that thing on the door where it's like
00:53:13the the doors are chained but you can open them a little bit yes they do great can can we
00:53:18just sort
00:53:18of yeah hello is there anybody in there maybe a spirit or a door person silence echoes back out from
00:53:30inside the restaurant you just smells like friar greece place that i think you also feeling the
00:53:38spiritual energy near here is basically it gets frequented by a lot of the local deputies and officers
00:53:44if you've ever felt like reaching out and you've felt sort of alienated from the material world i can
00:53:51kind of summon you into the material world so if you have unfinished business that you haven't found
00:53:56anyone anyone to help you with just write your name in a little pile of grease and i can try
00:54:01and
00:54:01summon you levante i could also i mean we've got lots of blood cocaine yeah we've also got cocaine
00:54:13i mean not the party but to write in if they wanted if you wanted a material very very bratt
00:54:19and summer
00:54:21uh darkness man you are back in the parking lot i'm trying to write insults to get back at zaith
00:54:27yeah just because i'm not quick enough to get back at him zaith you would cold wire a motorcycle
00:54:33because you're so slow and stupid um can't wait to be making can i say i followed the cop car
00:54:45from a
00:54:45distance oh do you want to follow the cop car just kind of like you guys got this i'm gonna
00:54:50i'm just
00:54:51gonna see what that's about give me uh stealth plus dexterity okay zaith do not get caught
00:55:01difficulty here difficulty here is gonna be four okay great
00:55:07i got a three i'm gonna re-roll i'm gonna use my last willpower to re-roll
00:55:12oh gotcha can we roll up to three yeah yeah
00:55:19oh oh i didn't get it so brutal i think using your last willpower may actually have a
00:55:27honest stolen motorcycle chasing a motorcycle zach you have rolled how many successes
00:55:37uh that was three out of the four four right so you pull out and begin to stealthily on a
00:55:45stolen
00:55:46motorcycle sort of trail this cop car down main street um you notice that uh up ahead a stoplight
00:55:54turns red and the police car even with its sirens on stops at the red light they turn their sirens
00:55:59off and what do you sort of do in this moment slow down behind it so you sort of stop
00:56:06as well just go
00:56:09uh you see that the siren sort of comes back on with one just one little and you see that
00:56:15a police
00:56:16officer gets out of the driver's side door uh sort of stop there he goes even sir how you doing
00:56:25excellent wow all right uh is this uh okay can i ask uh uh can i ask you see your
00:56:31license if that's
00:56:32okay absolutely i drive away i turn around and i start heading back to my friend
00:56:42uh great uh so the guy goes hi uh and jumps back i turn the lights off on my motors
00:56:49you go stealth
00:56:50mode okay go ahead and give me uh again this will be dexterity stealth okay uh i think you are
00:56:58out of
00:56:59your willpower um i i'm going back that way but i'm going like zigzagging across the roads okay gotcha
00:57:07uh zigzagging across the roads you know like you also might want to consider making a rouse check
00:57:13which you can do as well remind me of how that means you make a rouse check to add two
00:57:19dice to
00:57:19the pool okay all right blood and if you fail the rouse check you add hunger okay succeeded cool so
00:57:26you do not get more hungry you can add two dice to this role as you blood search oh yeah
00:57:30all right that's a lot of dice and so few of them are successes that's technically four successes
00:57:41and one failure one beastial failure so difficulty of four you pass um you take off but you see that
00:57:51that uh you basically like shoot down a little alley between two places that the cop car can't follow
00:57:57uh and take off darkness man back amongst the trash you see uh that a another guy walks out pretty
00:58:08shortly after these guys take off looks and says uh hey claude did you see did i hear a motorcycle
00:58:15i hear where's my bike and you see that claude goes uh i don't know man one of those guys
00:58:21took it
00:58:21and you see he says did you do anything man and you see he goes he goes no what am
00:58:27i gonna do i'm i'm
00:58:28i'm i work for i work for sweetie pies i don't i'm gonna do fight a guy stop him from
00:58:32taking the
00:58:33taking the motorcycle and you see that other guys what the fuck man oh shit and you see he gets
00:58:38out
00:58:38a cell phone and calls 9-1-1 hanging out of the trash hanging out of the trash i guess
00:58:43you got a mission
00:58:44i guess i'll get up and head out he calls 9-1-1 so you're going to leave before jeff
00:58:57comes
00:58:57no i'm staying i'll be garbage hell yeah dude hell yeah dude yeah i'm invisible yeah yeah um give me
00:59:02a
00:59:03luck check if you would just try to get a success rather than a failure on a single die sure
00:59:0650 50
00:59:08chances that's right hey you have the same time for everyone yeah everyone yeah pass pass great um
00:59:15so you see the guy calls 9-1-1 i'll text everyone and be like i know i said i
00:59:19wasn't going to talk
00:59:20to you guys but um the guy here knows his motorcycle is gone uh he called 9-1-1 i
00:59:26need help i need help
00:59:27right now the thread is just blowing up i'm gonna die me and bat child are just face into this
00:59:34dog
00:59:35trying to whisk the sweet nothings uh levante and hj you guys are back in the car in the parking
00:59:41lot
00:59:41looking at uh batch are you are you out on your feet with that child and and madeline i'd probably
00:59:47be leaning against the car yeah yeah uh go ahead each of you guys and give me uh a uh
00:59:51intelligence
00:59:52awareness check okay difficulty of uh what's the one difficulty of one success success yes
01:00:01i think about you guys notice right as madeline and vespers are talking into the restaurant you look
01:00:07out and just look at the drive-through for a second as in your kind of like surveyor mentality as
01:00:11you're
01:00:12looking out at this place i think we're chatting too just like yeah exactly the idea so remember baja
01:00:16fresh oh my god i loved that yeah i remember like it was yesterday all right hj was a vampire
01:00:24long
01:00:24before baha french conceptually it's probably one of my favorite things yeah you think baja
01:00:31fresh is referring to like the discovery of a legion called baha california i always wish they'd done
01:00:37drive-throughs you know yeah hate that you had to walk inside at about the same time both of you
01:00:41guys
01:00:41noticed that on the drive-through uh talk box there is a little uh just a piece of taped scotch
01:00:48tape paper
01:00:49saying out of order oh it's broken that's what might do batch out yes you do gadgets right yes
01:01:01very well thank you come take a look at this okay we're doing random acts of sweetness what you are
01:01:10you want to try to fix this thing for the town yes and then we'll leave a little sign that
01:01:14says hashtag
01:01:14rash then hashtag rash is all over the town and then the town starts doing hashtag rash everyone's
01:01:20hashtag rash oh you're gonna need to spell that out random acts of sweetness i just think that
01:01:25oh hashtag rash just seems like random acts of sweetness yeah yeah okay okay all right yeah can i
01:01:32try to do a crafting you go up and start to do crafting uh no role necessary with your sense
01:01:38the unseen
01:01:39and your uh uh uh sensing the fetters as you begin to as you just sort of hot wire and
01:01:45turn on the box
01:01:46you hear a hello that's you hi it's me that child i sensed you i don't know if you sensed
01:01:55me i didn't know if
01:01:55it was a two-way door okay i'm gonna keep trying to um clarify the sound uh you begin to
01:02:07clarify the
01:02:08sound for this one i actually will ask for you to roll another gadget so go ahead and give me
01:02:13intelligence plus technology not craft oh crap we can do craft yeah is there a way to give the help
01:02:19action in this game uh yes if you have a relevant skill so either i'll say if you have a
01:02:25dot either
01:02:25technology or craft you can help i do not but i do have this sense the unseen yeah i'll allow
01:02:30you to
01:02:31give two dice to this great we'll say that two successes here will improve the quality of communication
01:02:37if you can get four you will fully fix the machine i'm gonna get four you're gonna oh so
01:02:43many oh yes one two three four five and a crit wow hell yeah okay as you tamper with the
01:02:51bot you
01:02:51hear help help help help me help me help me i don't know what it is everyone's what everyone wants
01:03:00nuggets
01:03:00yeah i think that you're trapped in a broken machine i know it must be so confusing having
01:03:06people give their drive-through orders to you all the time i keep telling them i keep telling them
01:03:12christ has abandoned me i was a faithful man the water the water coming down oh god um okay
01:03:23what's your name i'll try to say listen are you are you christ jesus promised to rise again yeah
01:03:33i am nathaniel hoggins my wife tilly and my eight children back east oh god help
01:03:42what year is it nathaniel oh god i've been here for as long as i can remember i wouldn't be
01:03:48surprised
01:03:49if it was 1896 97. yeah okay okay um uh do you want to come out and take a physical
01:03:58form or do you
01:03:59just are you in pain no no the pleasures of the flesh i deny them i wish to be by
01:04:05the right hand
01:04:06of god that's why you're so far away from your family i had to i had to i had to
01:04:12leave my wife and
01:04:13those eight children they found a vein of silver oh you're from the mine he said water did someone
01:04:20fill the mine with water and drown you what you said there's so much water unless you were speaking
01:04:26of my water christ's love holy water the power of christ compares you out of this drive-through
01:04:35books go ahead and give me a religion go ahead this will be true faith which is still you do
01:04:41not have
01:04:42and something like he would call it to call it pure willpower just roll willpower great great
01:04:47my water christmas is such a funny mixed metaphor it's perfect correct until you think about where
01:04:55is will just a just a pure willpower willpower so any use if you've spent some that you're rolling
01:05:00what you have i've not spent any great so can i use a use of zealotry to help madeline sure
01:05:06yes
01:05:06you can so it's i get so i get three from willpower and then two yeah okay great
01:05:13i got a two you had two successes yeah okay great as you reach out to try to tell him
01:05:20that
01:05:20the power of christ compels him uh what fills what fills this sense is some of your vampiric
01:05:27potency your awe your your sense of otherworldly presence you see he goes oh oh god jesus is that you
01:05:37yes yes she is jesus yeah jesus has come back as a woman who looks like a bat yeah yeah
01:05:44i'm part
01:05:46bat oh god jesus it's revelations it's there's only one revelation it's the revelation of jesus christ
01:05:53oh all right listen i'll do anything i i know i must have i'll have six chicken nuggets and a
01:06:01side
01:06:01no no no i'm back in no no okay okay so you don't want a physical form or you don't
01:06:08want some sort
01:06:08of um you don't want to be manifest like i could wait for you what year is it you said
01:06:13year is have
01:06:15i missed am i in purgatory no you've missed quite a lot it's 1897. you were right right on i
01:06:22guess the
01:06:23exactly tilly hasn't remarried has she she has oh tilly oh tell the story to our eight beautiful
01:06:34children they call the other man their father yeah yeah yeah i i got i really got wrapped up in
01:06:41that
01:06:42it was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun all right i'm sorry just checking in real
01:06:46quick love the
01:06:47creativity we're throwing down i feel like we're terrorizing a dead a may a dead man who lives in
01:06:53a box there's so much dylan in my in my side i think he called two of you christ i
01:06:58just want to
01:06:58point that out i think a lot of times if you're speaking with someone like that if you just follow
01:07:02them then you'll get more information i'm trying to yes and oh no no i love a yes yeah that's
01:07:08great i
01:07:08was just straight up torturing him sorry i think mostly i want to talk to hj hj come on man
01:07:13yeah i need
01:07:13you to be the guy in the room all right i need you to be the guy in the room
01:07:17okay and and i am and i
01:07:18can be okay so earlier we were kidding uh i am mary and she is mary this is jesus christ
01:07:23yes it's the
01:07:25year 2026. wait mary your mother and mary magdalene yes the two best friends that's the best friend
01:07:34underreported in the bible that's so nice that your your friend gets along with your mom yeah my my
01:07:40friend my sex work friend and my mom virgin they didn't have a lot of common grounds in that
01:07:47respect did water pour down in the mine and kill you or was it water christ's love
01:07:57no what did you say did you say we were drowned yeah you said water there's so much water pouring
01:08:02down on me i thought it was an accident okay what what can you walk us through the accident so
01:08:09that we
01:08:10can understand what happened because there's a lot of souls that are trapped but how could it have
01:08:15been we we started making the dam we we put the dam on there ourselves the river was uh it
01:08:22was all
01:08:23supposed to be something went wrong we were down there um we were down in the mine we were there
01:08:32for a shift
01:08:33and we were so my my name's nathaniel hoggins i worked as a a miner at the the whitaker silver
01:08:41mine yeah
01:08:42whitaker this was this was supposed to be our last shift we had voted to go on strike and then
01:08:50we heard it it was water coming down into the mine stones and rocks and everything else like that we
01:08:58uh our wages had been commuted we hadn't been paid in over a month and whitaker didn't want you to
01:09:04go
01:09:04on strike did they oh wallace whitaker he was as mean as a snake dirty and hard and edged as
01:09:14a bag of coal
01:09:16yeah he was the man who founded the mine and
01:09:23my god that's why they're so mad i think the rest of them know that it was on purpose
01:09:32if it was on purpose
01:09:37then maybe i should be mad too
01:09:40are you the only spirit that isn't mad right now have you been totally alone in this
01:09:46maybe i think you guys start to feel a spiritual sense of this thing inside of this box uh warping
01:09:57that's why you're so mad in this box uh warping in some way as you
01:09:58in some way as you
01:09:58in some way as you
01:09:59you
01:09:59you
01:09:59you
01:10:00you