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00:00Not a nice sensation, this at all.
00:02It's like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
00:07Previously on The Real Housewives of Cheshire...
00:10We've christened this part, Mark and I have christened that part.
00:13It's all happy memories when I come in here.
00:15That's lovely. Happy memories.
00:17La, la, la, la, la.
00:18Have you told them you're going yet?
00:20Not told anybody.
00:21Who's going to be the most shocked?
00:23Rachel will take it the hardest.
00:25Seema, you're very nice to people's faces, but behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
00:35There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
00:39Oh, no.
00:40I'm leaving Cheshire.
00:42This is another person that's leaving my life.
00:46Oh, Rachel.
00:51I'm a queen bee and I've got a sting in my tail.
00:58Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:03I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:10I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:14I don't have time for gossip.
01:17I'm too busy building an empire.
01:20Cheshire's in my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:30I'm still in the show.
01:34Watch me walkin' in the slow mode.
01:39Oh, I'm still in the show.
01:42Are you all right?
01:44Could I order a black coffee, please?
01:46You should.
01:51I'm still in the show.
01:54Take that seat in my fine road.
02:00You're sure coffee, man.
02:01Oh, thank you, Vanjie.
02:03Thank you so much.
02:04Oh, my God, watch the head.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:06Come here, though.
02:07Come here, though.
02:09Come on, come on.
02:10Come here.
02:10Oh, my God, that dog.
02:12Down, down.
02:13Main character energy.
02:16By making you enemies.
02:18It's not my fault if you don't like it.
02:22See?
02:23Yeah?
02:25Look, my wig's alive.
02:27I'm, like, overstimulated just, like, watching you.
02:31Oh, and your bras, too.
02:32Say, no, I'm Madonna.
02:33Nice.
02:35Yeah.
02:35Oh, turn around, Mama.
02:47Sit.
02:48Good boy.
02:50Oh, look at him.
02:50Oh, look, green. There you go.
02:53Do you like the puppy?
02:54Yeah. Yeah.
02:56Look at his little tail.
03:02There we go.
03:04Is that all right?
03:05Mm-hmm.
03:06Good job.
03:11Negotiation always works.
03:14You are good with her.
03:15Yeah. I feel like I'm learning as I go, though.
03:18I've never been here before, either.
03:19I've never done the Nana stage.
03:21Sophia's getting married soon.
03:23They've already had the religious part of the ceremony.
03:25And then both Sophia and Saskia will be leaving home.
03:29And Saskia won't be crawling into my bed in the morning
03:32for Nana cuddles, which is going to be horrible.
03:34I don't know how you did it five times.
03:36I don't know how I did it five times, looking back.
03:39I don't want to be the poor me,
03:40but Sophia's leaving, Seema's leaving.
03:44I just... I just want some normality.
03:47I mean, it's still a busy house, obviously,
03:49and now I've got a puppy as well.
03:52I can't believe Daddy dropped a puppy around
03:55on Christmas Day for us.
03:57How do you feel about that?
03:59Not really what I needed.
04:01I mean, he's very cute, don't get me wrong.
04:03And I did say, do you all want to keep him?
04:04It was a unanimous yes from you all.
04:06Yeah.
04:06You know, it's caused a few issues in my relationship.
04:10Nick and I are not currently together.
04:12We've obviously had our ups and downs,
04:15but this time it feels very different.
04:16I think he thinks that it was bought for me.
04:19It's a bit ridiculous, though.
04:21You and Daddy broke up years and years and years ago now.
04:25It is very difficult trying to blend families.
04:30Not in the sense of the children,
04:32more circumstances of each household.
04:35And Nick gets very frustrated with that.
04:37But there's not much I can do with where I'm at at the moment.
04:42I'm not going to upset you lot,
04:44because I've spoken to all of you
04:45and you all want the puppy to stay,
04:47and he's part of the family now,
04:48but I don't know where that leaves Nick and I.
04:51I just don't.
04:53The dog's staying,
04:55to the detriment of my relationship, sadly.
04:59Look at him. Look at him!
05:00Are you talking about me?
05:03Everyone knows what I'm like with puppies,
05:05but Spaniel eyes, I mean, Spaniel eyes win me over.
05:21Oh, hi!
05:23How are we doing?
05:24I've lost my voice again.
05:26How are you?
05:27Don't worry, I can do the talking for the both of us.
05:29You look fantastic.
05:30I love it. Is that an all-in-one?
05:32No, it's actually a two-piece.
05:33Oh, it's beautiful.
05:35I try to make the effort, because I feel horrendous, so...
05:38Well, you don't look horrendous, anyway.
05:40I mean, it's all the make-up, isn't it?
05:42Yeah. What do you think of Mark?
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45I am obsessed with your relationship.
05:47Aww.
05:47I went back home with a mare and I was like,
05:50we could do with a Mark right now in our relationship
05:52without all this stuff we've got going on.
05:53And on top of all the issues that we have,
05:56we are actually wanting to expand our family.
05:59Woo!
05:59So it's great, but also, it's not happened yet.
06:02It's very common nowadays
06:04that people are having kids later in life.
06:06Like, the 30s is the new 20s.
06:07However, I am being the pressure.
06:10I'm turning 35.
06:11I think I'm 35, yeah.
06:12Am I?
06:13I don't know.
06:1591.
06:15July.
06:172001.
06:182011.
06:2011.
06:212021.
06:2222, 23, 24, 25.
06:26What are we in? 26?
06:2736.
06:28Is my 34?
06:30I don't know how old I am.
06:33I'm around 35 years old.
06:35And reality is, I don't know how much longer I have left.
06:38I think, in a way, it's almost like a pressure cooker
06:40and all of a sudden, you just need to release that pressure.
06:42Yeah.
06:43I do date night with David.
06:44We've got the dice.
06:45So, your dice has, obviously, multiple faces.
06:48Yeah.
06:49So it'll be a different sexual position.
06:53David is a bit outdated, doesn't know what the positions are,
06:55so I have to show him.
06:57I have to show him what the position says, right?
06:59You're going to pick me up now.
07:00He's like, oh, I don't think we can do it.
07:01We can do it, come on.
07:03Mental image.
07:04I need to rub that out of my head.
07:05We all need a giggle, and we all need some bloody passion.
07:09So we need to get between the sheets,
07:11we need to remember the reasons why we fell in love,
07:13and start giving each other some loving and some playful sex.
07:16It works wonders, Paige.
07:18Oh!
07:19I'm so sorry, girlies.
07:21Oh, how are you?
07:23You look fabulous.
07:25You look younger and younger every time I see you.
07:28What have I missed?
07:29Well, I've just found out that Ampika and Dave's
07:33have a sex life with a dice and they roll it for Karma Sutra,
07:36which is really fun.
07:38Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe.
07:42I know I got it going.
07:44I kind of kept it towing.
07:45And everybody know it.
07:47Everybody know it.
07:49It's giving Big Boss energy.
07:50Yeah, I got everything I need.
07:52Now try my perfect recipe.
07:57Hello.
07:58Oh.
08:00I'm not getting too close.
08:01I'm getting too close.
08:02Just stay there.
08:03How are you?
08:04You sound terrible.
08:05Do you know what?
08:06I feel a little bit better today.
08:08I'm not going to lie.
08:08And I brought you chicken soup.
08:11I'm going to make it.
08:13You're actually going to make it, babe?
08:15Yeah.
08:17I've never actually tasted her cooking before.
08:19I hope she's bloody good.
08:21I am a domestic goddess at heart.
08:23I'm a really good cook.
08:25And whatever rhymes with that, I'm good at, too.
08:29I have a fucking filthy mouth.
08:31My kids go mad.
08:34Well, listen, Vangie's in the kitchen.
08:36She could help me.
08:37Oh, amazing.
08:40Vangie?
08:41Yeah?
08:42This needs washing.
08:44I love cooking.
08:46It's my therapy.
08:48And just rinse those.
08:49It's my relaxing time.
08:51They just need rinsing.
08:52I am definitely a feeder.
08:55Like Nigella.
08:58Wow.
08:59Oh, look at you and your gloves.
09:01Oh, I know.
09:02Lauren, I'm really impressed.
09:04Oh, it's so nice, this soup.
09:05The secret is that you've got to leave the chicken in the soup
09:09for between four and six hours.
09:13What chicken soup are you making?
09:16I can make mine in about 45 minutes.
09:19I don't know how I'm going to get everything in this pan.
09:21Yeah, will it all fit in?
09:22Yeah, I'll get it in, don't worry.
09:24I feel like you need a bigger pan.
09:25I know, but you haven't got one.
09:27I probably have.
09:29Well, why?
09:30Shall I go and ask Vangie for a bigger pan?
09:32Has she got one?
09:33I think we will, yeah.
09:34Vangie?
09:36Oh, brilliant.
09:37Is that better?
09:38Yeah, much better.
09:40Do you want Vangie to wash all this for you?
09:42Yeah, and she can wash the chicken.
09:44If you just wipe her, Vangie.
09:47I do like your housekeeper, she's grossed.
09:50I think with everything that's been going on,
09:53having Lauren here right now is exactly what I needed.
09:57Literally, I think I'm feeling so run down
09:59because all I've been doing is going back and forth
10:02to the hospital because Sandeep's dad's really not well.
10:08Sandeep's in China.
10:09Have you got any more eggs?
10:11Please tell me what I've got.
10:12I just need to hurry up.
10:13Yeah, one sec.
10:14I am listening.
10:15Oh, might be one in this.
10:17Oh, no, I can't see that.
10:18Oh, this is so Lauren.
10:20She never listens.
10:21She's always in her own world.
10:23There's no point.
10:24And I need a little bit of oil.
10:26Okay.
10:27Eggs and oil.
10:33Oh, I love your ring.
10:41Oh, thank you.
10:42Oh, that's gorgeous.
10:43It's right up my street.
10:44It's Boucheron.
10:46They do like a whole collection of animals.
10:48Yeah, yeah.
10:49I'm really mad about your animals, aren't you?
10:50Limited edition.
10:51So they've got a fox have sold out.
10:53So I was like, listen, can you make me one bespoke?
10:54They're like, yeah, it's a quarter million quid.
10:56I was like, oh, right, okay.
10:58No, the fox one's 250k.
11:00Oh.
11:01Yeah.
11:01That's very pretty.
11:02This one's about 90 grand.
11:04But yeah, it's beautiful.
11:05Hey, it doesn't surprise me.
11:07Everything Campika wears is probably a minimum spend of about 100k.
11:11The night with Seema, I've let something festive for seven years,
11:14but they've not had that opportunity where I'm in close proximity to say,
11:18actually, you really offended me seven years ago.
11:20I thought that you and I were friends.
11:22So if you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and...
11:28Oh, she's like that.
11:28Oh, yeah.
11:29That's great.
11:30Then that's what you think, but then just own it
11:33and don't bother coming up to me saying nice things to my face.
11:36There's no revelations here.
11:38You're fake.
11:39Seema's always a person.
11:41Girl code, empowering women.
11:43I have a brand.
11:45You pick people up, you drop them off.
11:47You do your high and buys.
11:48It's all superficial nonsense
11:50because that's the type of friendship that you give to people.
11:54You know, it's all on a surface level.
11:56I addressed it.
11:58Seema knew it was coming.
11:59So she's very, very apologetic, backing down straight away.
12:02And I thought, you know what?
12:04Tonight's not the night.
12:05I've said my bit.
12:06You've apologised.
12:07But it just made me wear it.
12:08I don't like slyness.
12:10And the only reason why you're apologising is because you got caught.
12:18And then ball's OK to eat?
12:21Oh, shut up.
12:22Look at that.
12:22Look at it.
12:23It looks like a...
12:24Yeah.
12:26Little Willie.
12:27I feel like a weight's been lifted.
12:30I've told all the girls it's finally happening.
12:33I'm going to Dubai.
12:37No.
12:41And now I just want to have some fun,
12:44make some great memories
12:45and enjoy whatever time I've got left in Cheshire.
12:49It's a big thing for me, this move.
12:51It's massive.
12:52I just want everyone to be happy for me.
12:54They are.
12:55I'm going to miss everyone and that's why, look,
12:57when I spoke to you all,
12:59that was the first thing I said was,
13:02thanks.
13:03You've all got a special place in my heart.
13:05I didn't plan that speech.
13:07I could tell it wasn't plans.
13:11Oh, why?
13:11I love you, Lauren.
13:12Everyone needs a Lauren.
13:13You're amazing.
13:13And Rach, you're just such a good friend
13:16and I love you.
13:16And you, you've got OCD like me.
13:20Oh, to Sheena?
13:21Yeah.
13:21I don't know you very well.
13:23No, no, no.
13:23I remember exactly.
13:24I said to Sheena,
13:26I haven't known you as long
13:27as I've known the other girls.
13:29Sheena.
13:31I know we've not known each other that long
13:33but we are the OCD queens
13:36and if I've ever upset you,
13:39I'm sorry.
13:41I was not being judgmental
13:44and I'm not definitely not throwing shade at them.
13:47It was from the heart.
13:49It's the truth.
13:50Saying that we don't really know each other
13:53was a bit bizarre.
13:54Oh, okay, I haven't known her since she was at school.
13:57Like, I've not known her 20 years
13:58but I've known her a good solid, yeah, five years.
14:02I don't know what her favourite drink is.
14:04I don't know where she likes to go and eat
14:06or where she goes out
14:07because we never hung out
14:08other than within this friendship group.
14:11Yeah.
14:12I've definitely, like, sat with you for ages
14:14and had conversations
14:15and had laughs and shared things.
14:18I was always told
14:20that who Sheena presents herself to be
14:23is not who she is
14:24but that wasn't my experience.
14:26My experience was,
14:28gosh, she's always been really, really lovely.
14:31From you guys' experiences,
14:32I don't know what she's saying behind me back.
14:34I've no idea
14:35and perhaps that's why she said
14:36if I've ever upset you
14:38because I was thinking,
14:39when have we ever had a falling out?
14:41But now I'm kind of starting to see
14:44what people are talking about.
14:46She isn't who she presents herself to be.
14:48She'll say one thing
14:50and then turn around
14:51and say something completely different.
14:57Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
15:00Oh, my God.
15:01Wow.
15:02The Queen has arrived.
15:04All I want to do
15:05is just get back in this house
15:07and I want to be able to just
15:08get back to Cheshire.
15:09Don't get up there. Come here.
15:10No, I'm sorry.
15:10I can't deal with this trap anymore.
15:14Oh.
15:14Oh.
15:27Top and circle, Strathamite.
15:30Oh.
15:30Eventually, you're here.
15:32I know.
15:33And I'm here today.
15:34Hello.
15:34Oh, this looks gorgeous.
15:37Come on.
15:37It's hard to see you.
15:38This is amazing.
15:39This is beautiful.
15:43Oh, Nick, I feel really emotional.
15:46Are you all right?
15:47Oh.
15:48I'm so glad you've got here.
15:49Gosh, I know Nick and Royston
15:52for 15, 16 years.
15:54That's a long time.
15:56And we were thick as thieves.
15:58Holidays, crazy parties,
16:01all-nighters.
16:02We must have spent a fortune
16:04because this is like sheer opulence.
16:06We've spent every bit of our pension.
16:08Oh, wow.
16:10And then, unfortunately,
16:11like a lot of situations,
16:13people get involved,
16:15stir the pot,
16:15and our friendship dissolved,
16:17and it hits an all-time low.
16:19What the fuck have you brought
16:20in the sewer racks for?
16:23You're a vile, twisted individual.
16:25I heard exactly what you said
16:26behind my back.
16:28If I was you,
16:28I'd sit there a lot longer,
16:29she's going to do a lot of fucking
16:30make-up on your face
16:31to make you look a bit better.
16:33And at least my face moves.
16:34And Pika,
16:34you are a bitch.
16:35I remember seeing Nick
16:38not too long ago,
16:39and he apologised,
16:40and I said,
16:42apology taken.
16:44I'm not going to hold a grudge.
16:46Let's get back together
16:47and let's start making
16:48some happy memories
16:49because we were genuinely
16:51really good friends.
16:52You've even christened
16:54a picture of me.
16:55Exactly, exactly.
17:05Who's here?
17:06Oh, wow.
17:07You look gorgeous.
17:08Wow.
17:09The queen has arrived.
17:10You look beautiful.
17:12What the fuck?
17:16Look, we are twinning.
17:18We've got the 25 inches.
17:22Oh, but I don't have the boots, honey.
17:24You're matchy-matchy.
17:24Oh, my God, yeah.
17:26Like five and a half grand,
17:27these boots.
17:27Wow.
17:28So I just said to Mark,
17:29if he plays horsey,
17:31I can get on his back
17:32and he can take me on the house.
17:33You've got no chance.
17:34Mark, is she still doing that?
17:36Definitely not.
17:37Definitely not.
17:38We're standing here.
17:39Let's go and sit down.
17:40Come on.
17:41Have you guys been busy
17:42in this house?
17:43Come on.
17:44Have you been doing it
17:45on the sofa?
17:48The wild extrovert parties
17:52that Nick and Royce
17:52must have had over the years.
17:54Oof, I wouldn't like to think
17:55about how sticky things have been.
17:57When I look at Tuppence,
17:58I see the sweetest,
18:00most idyllic face
18:01and I think,
18:01if that dog could talk.
18:23This house is very important
18:25to myself and Amir.
18:26It's the house we're building
18:27for Nora and our future family.
18:29We wanted to renovate it
18:30and make it spectacular,
18:32but sadly,
18:33it's been hell.
18:35The electrics,
18:36the plumbing,
18:36you name it,
18:37we've been through it all.
18:38What the hell's that?
18:40Oh my God, it's crap.
18:41I didn't even see that.
18:42Oh, for God's sake.
18:44That's another really issue.
18:45I'm going to start writing a list
18:46because we've got to try
18:47and find another builder ASAP.
18:49Financially,
18:49we're paying out of our pocket
18:50to fix all the mistakes
18:52and it's just caused
18:53so many delays.
18:55I'm at my end with it all.
18:57All I want to do
18:58is just get back in this house
19:00and I want to be able to just
19:01get back to church.
19:02No, I'm sorry.
19:03I can't deal with this stuff anymore.
19:06You know, like we...
19:07Listen,
19:09Nora needs you.
19:10Nora needs us.
19:11We can't take the stress.
19:12Your health is already...
19:13No, I know.
19:14You're already stressed.
19:14You're ill because of stress.
19:15I don't know, but we're arguing as well.
19:16Yeah, but I'm stressed as much as you're stressed.
19:18I haven't got the headspace for it.
19:20I've got Nora full time.
19:21I know she's got nursery,
19:22but the reality is like
19:23I'm running a business,
19:24I've got a team of people
19:25who need me at work
19:26and I've got Nora in the evenings
19:28like from four o'clock
19:29every single night
19:30and the weekends.
19:31Like, I haven't got anything in me
19:34to deal with another set of contractors.
19:37I think we need to take a deep breath.
19:39Yeah, but it's easy to say that.
19:40It's easy to say that,
19:41but then just like
19:42in the last 48 hours
19:43our builders just packed up and left.
19:45That doesn't help.
19:46Like, we've done everything right
19:47and they've still then
19:48messed up the entire house.
19:50Look, yeah,
19:51we just need to support each other
19:52and be there.
19:53Obviously, I love you
19:54and I want to be there
19:55and I just want to make sure
19:56that, you know,
19:56you're not stressed
19:58and just, please.
19:59I mean, you're going to have
20:01to probably work double time
20:01at, like, the chicken shops.
20:03I'm sorry.
20:03They're going to have to get
20:03all your workers involved.
20:04Chicken shops?
20:05I'm going to get rid of
20:05all the chicken shops.
20:07Selling my cars, chicken shops,
20:08everything.
20:09Selling the chicken shops
20:09or have to work overtime
20:10because I don't know how
20:11we're going to be able
20:12to get through this.
20:12At this room,
20:13selling everything.
20:14Selling your bags as well.
20:15No, my bags cannot be sold.
20:25That last time I was here,
20:26I was on my all fours,
20:28ass up in the air,
20:29tits out.
20:29We were naked.
20:30Have you had any complaints?
20:32No, we have no complaints.
20:33In fact,
20:34they all want to rerun.
20:35Oh, well.
20:36I play on that course.
20:37I played on the wrong day,
20:38obviously.
20:39Well, not today, darling.
20:40I'm in my soft girl era.
20:42Have you got anyone
20:42in your life at the moment?
20:43Have you met anybody?
20:44Just my vibrator, darling.
20:46Just my vibrator.
20:47Yeah, a lot less trouble,
20:49aren't they?
20:49A lot less trouble.
20:50Mark's met someone.
20:52Mark?
20:53Yes.
20:53And how old is she, Mark?
20:55In her 40s.
20:56Oh, nice.
20:59Mark has definitely changed
21:01since we were married.
21:02I think he's kind of like
21:04taken on more of a girlfriend role.
21:06He's like very much
21:07one of the girls, I'd say,
21:09whereas when I was married to him,
21:10he was very much the alpha male,
21:12but I think I would drown out
21:13the alpha male in any man,
21:14to be honest.
21:15Kind of very open in my life.
21:17If I discuss everything with you,
21:18probably a bit too much.
21:19But when you meet someone,
21:21I feel like you're frightened to death
21:22to introduce them to me,
21:23and it gives me a bit of a complex.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Well, I mean, I mean, Ampika.
21:28Does she know about Ampika?
21:29Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
21:30I'm very, very honest
21:33and open about everything.
21:35Ampika is a big personality
21:37to meet, isn't she?
21:38Do you know what I mean?
21:38So he'd have to be sure
21:40that she was the one for him
21:42and also whether she'd cope
21:43with meeting Ampika.
21:45Pass the test.
21:46We've always said to each other
21:47about being honest, haven't we?
21:48Yeah, yeah.
21:49I've thought to myself
21:50for quite some time now,
21:51you're not looking as sharp
21:53and as fresh as you used to,
21:54so I said to Mark
21:55that I'm going to treat him
21:56to a neck and facelift.
22:00Will you do it?
22:01Would you have it?
22:03Yeah, well, I've got loads of lines
22:03because, as I say,
22:04I used to be 20 stone,
22:05so when I've lost all the weight,
22:07I've got a lot of loose skin on my face.
22:09You look at Ampika now.
22:11OK, let's step in.
22:12You see the difference
22:12just by putting his face up,
22:15putting his neck back.
22:16Oh, yeah.
22:16Oh, wow.
22:17Yeah, literally,
22:18look, virginal, Mark.
22:19Oh, wow.
22:21You look like you've never been touched.
22:22You look like you've never been touched, yeah.
22:24That turkey neck just doesn't suit you.
22:26It's the turkey neck that's a killer.
22:27Turkey neck, it's just very, yeah.
22:29Honestly, you will love it, Mark.
22:30Just get it done.
22:31I've had lens replacement.
22:33I've had two hair transplants,
22:36new teeth,
22:38lower facelift,
22:39neck lift.
22:40I had buttock implants
22:42and that was a really, really big mistake.
22:45I've had them removed.
22:46My bum looked so good
22:47for the first two-thirds
22:48and all of a sudden
22:49it was like going off a ski slope.
22:51It just went in.
22:53Do you remember when I was bending over,
22:54Mark, what do I look like
22:55from that angle?
22:55I went, no.
22:58Coming up
22:59on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
23:01I just can't go.
23:05You've just said to me
23:06our relationship is just surface level.
23:08That's what you just said to me.
23:11Oh.
23:11Oh, are you?
23:12Oh.
23:12Are you okay?
23:13Oh, my God.
23:14Should we have been murdered?
23:15Oh, my God.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:34Oh, my God.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:46You can get your grandma's on fucking Instagram, you fucking grandma.
23:51I've never been so drained by someone in my life.
23:55You're exhausting to listen to, to be around.
23:57It's all about you.
24:00Myself and Rachel have not had the best few years.
24:03Paige's and I's relationship, up to this point,
24:07has been very turbulent.
24:09Every time we've tried to get to know each other,
24:11we've always fallen out or had some drama happen.
24:14I don't want that.
24:15I'm looking for peace in all aspects of my life.
24:18And I'm really hoping we can have a friendship.
24:22I've been loving this look.
24:24Are you?
24:25Yeah.
24:25What's the inspiration behind it?
24:27The 80s night.
24:28I am organising the most spectacular event.
24:31It's an 80s diva murder mystery night.
24:35Think dynasty.
24:36Big hair, glamour, shoulder pads.
24:39And at the end of the night, someone's going to get murdered.
24:43I just can't go for the show.
24:46It's so funny.
24:48It's got to be a talking point.
24:49It is a talking point.
24:50It is.
24:51It's broken the ice, that's for sure.
24:53I don't think the ice needed breaking.
24:54No, it is.
24:55I'm only joking.
24:56We're good.
24:57You know what?
24:57I'm actually really happy.
24:58It feels refreshing.
24:59It feels great.
25:00I don't like going out knowing that there's a problem with someone.
25:03Because it's not a nice feeling.
25:05It's not nice for anyone.
25:06You don't know how the night's going to go.
25:07You don't know if you're going to have a good time.
25:09People wish you luck on your way out the door and that's not what you want.
25:12It's sad that myself and Rachel have never really had the opportunity to get to know each other.
25:21She's always just been defending her friends and I've been trying to defend myself.
25:26We've never really had the time to really just sit and speak.
25:29So you told me that your daughter's getting married.
25:32She's already got religiously married.
25:35Oh, she has.
25:36So it happened.
25:37Yeah, she did that last week.
25:38It was really important for him to do it as soon as possible.
25:41Okay.
25:42Sophia met her fiancé about two years ago.
25:46He's a footballer.
25:47He plays for a team in Cyprus at the moment.
25:50And he's Muslim.
25:51So it's really important for him that they have a religious ceremony before they even think about living together.
25:57From my experience, having the niqar, which is what they had,
26:01which is the Islamic ceremony for the wedding, is incredible.
26:04They are married in God's eyes.
26:06Especially if you are religious, it means a lot.
26:08Yes.
26:08It was very important for myself and Amir to have our niqar, which is our Islamic wedding.
26:14We did it in the Natural History Museum.
26:16We had an imam come and read all the scriptures and all the verses that were needed to marry us
26:22under the eyes of God.
26:23But also we had our English wedding.
26:26So I walked down the aisle in a white dress and we combined both cultures together.
26:30And it was beautiful.
26:32They're living abroad now on the UK.
26:34He's abroad.
26:35Are you worried that she might make the move?
26:37I know she's going to make the move.
26:39You know?
26:39Oh.
26:39I've woken up with Sasky's face every morning.
26:42Morning, Nana.
26:44And then down a phone on the FaceTime, it would be a bit like...
26:47As they say, my parents, they live in Gloucestershire.
26:50They live through the iPhone, like we're constantly on FaceTime.
26:53It's not exactly the same when you can jump in a car and just drive and see them,
26:58as opposed to it being a whole plane ride away.
27:20I have got the most amazing house that is the perfect location for a murder mystery night.
27:27Everything's looking fantastic.
27:30It's going to be so much fun.
27:37As long as nobody does actually murder someone.
27:50Hi, John.
27:51Hey, Rachel.
27:52You look absolutely wonderful.
27:53Oh, thank you.
27:54John has helped me plan the murder mystery event.
27:56I cannot wait for tonight.
27:59You're going to be wonderful.
28:01But I've got no idea where his accent is from.
28:04And what is going on with that wig?
28:06Oh, darling, it's that Crystal Carrington.
28:10Oh, hello, darling.
28:11Oh, hey, you look amazing.
28:13You look wonderful.
28:14Oh, of course I do, darling.
28:15Wow.
28:16What are you wearing?
28:17What's one got on?
28:18Straight from the runway.
28:19Yes, same last season.
28:21I am actually going to be the biggest bitch ever in history.
28:27There we go.
28:28Yes, just move out of the way.
28:29And I'm really excited because I'm not a bitch in real life.
28:34If you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and...
28:39Oh, she said that.
28:39Oh, wow.
28:40That was very fast.
28:41I'm just nice, Seema.
28:45Do you know what, Lauren?
28:46I thought you would have made an effort and got dressed up today.
28:49What do you mean?
28:51Do you look like a better version of yourself?
28:52A better version?
28:54Oh, my goodness.
28:55Do you know who I am?
28:56Madonna.
28:57Oh, do you want to see who I am?
28:58You see, I've cracked it then.
29:00When has Madonna ever looked like that?
29:02You look like a smackhead who's been hanging around the streets of New York in the 1970s.
29:08It's a dreadful look and it's ever so unattractive, Lauren.
29:10Why have you come as baby?
29:12I've come as myself.
29:13I'm a 1981 baby.
29:15Would you wear that in real life, though?
29:17Yeah, I would.
29:18Really?
29:19Yeah.
29:19It's Versace.
29:20It pops.
29:22Is it pyjama-ish?
29:23Yeah.
29:26Cheers.
29:27So, I had a FaceTime with Paige, and Paige has told me that Sheena felt like I was throwing
29:33a bit of shade.
29:34Sheena was obviously not too impressed about the comment, we've not really known each
29:39other that long.
29:40That was a bit of a shady-ish kind of comment.
29:44Do you know what?
29:44It wasn't meant like that.
29:46It was not meant like that.
29:47I just meant, like, I didn't know her as well as I know the other girls.
29:51They just want to knock me down.
29:53I don't understand why you said, I'm going to be leaving soon, why people are kind of
29:57then trying to take issue.
29:58Listen, might not be a big thing to some of the girls.
30:01It's a big thing to me.
30:02And to me.
30:03And I do not want any drama, but I feel like they just, all the time, Seema said this.
30:09Seema did that.
30:10I think what's going on between Seema and Sheena has got blown out of proportion.
30:15I'm really protective of Seema.
30:17I know she didn't mean anything malicious.
30:20She's leaving in a couple of weeks.
30:22I want to make the most and give her the best memories of the time that she's here.
30:26Oh, gosh, darling.
30:30Stop it.
30:33Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
30:39You look fabulous.
30:42Hello, darling.
30:44You're going to look when you're older.
30:48I look like my auntie.
30:49Oh, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling.
30:54Oh, you look brilliant.
30:57Alexis.
30:58Hello, darling.
30:58My nemesis.
31:00You're OK.
31:01How are you?
31:02I'm good.
31:03I'm not stressed about seeing Seema tonight because all I want to do is nip this in the bud.
31:08Let's have a conversation.
31:09Let's correct everything.
31:10Let's move forward.
31:12And let's have some fun.
31:14Oh, it's so fucking itchy, this.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20Oh, my God.
31:21I hate gravel.
31:22Careful, Cher, Mina.
31:24Oh, my God.
31:25My sequels are stuck together.
31:27Oh, my God.
31:30Oh, my God.
31:31Oh, my God, Cher.
31:32Oh, wow.
31:33Oh, wow.
31:34That is brilliant.
31:36Namina actually has got a body to die for.
31:39She could look good in a paper bag.
31:41That outfit looks great, but I might get where she's got it from.
31:44I don't want to look like that.
31:45Cheers, girls.
31:48Cheers to some dodgy wigs.
31:49There's some dodgy wigs in Chelsea today.
31:51Why have you not got dressed up?
31:53Oh, you can fuck off.
31:57This is like a real horror movie kind of thing.
32:01Yeah, isn't the location great?
32:02Especially when you're looking in that direction.
32:04Do you know, I have to say, you can give it me all tonight and I will take it, but
32:09expect it back.
32:10How old are you, Sheena?
32:11That's 47.
32:12Oh, you're still on your own.
32:13I'm getting on me.
32:15I'm just going to go to her.
32:16I'm an old lady now.
32:17Why are you not?
32:18But you know what I mean, you look a lot younger than in your 40s.
32:21Thank you, that's very kind.
32:21Thank you very much.
32:22Oh, Sheena, now I've got you.
32:24Yeah.
32:25Are you upset with me?
32:27Oh, Sheena, now I've got you.
32:34Yeah.
32:35Are you upset with me?
32:36I had a FaceTime with Paige.
32:38Oh, yeah.
32:39And she said, oh, you were throwing shade.
32:42I was not being judgmental one bit.
32:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:45Right?
32:45If I just said...
32:46Can I just finish?
32:49You don't call me, I don't call you, I'm just as bad, but we don't have that.
32:53But that's not meaning it's negative.
32:56You're great, but I don't know a lot about you, because we've never had one-to-one.
33:00I mean, you're saying we haven't spent a lot of time, but to me, we've been away on trips.
33:04We have.
33:05We have.
33:05We've spent time together.
33:07But I'm trying my best to stay polite and be nice, but it's really frustrating when somebody is constantly speaking
33:15over you.
33:16I've had really lovely conversations with you.
33:19But we've never had that one-to-one.
33:22I think we don't.
33:23Can I talk now?
33:25Can I just jump in here?
33:26No, no, no, please jump in, because I let you speak, but I've not been allowed to finish.
33:32I thought our relationship was a little bit more than surface, and it felt like what you were saying was
33:39that we really only had a surface-level relationship.
33:41Well, it wasn't.
33:42OK, great.
33:43Now we're having this conversation great.
33:45It is not.
33:45In my head, I was like, gosh, I think we have quite a lot in common.
33:49We're surface-level, and that's all we've got in common.
33:52It's a tricky one.
33:52You know what?
33:53It's tricky.
33:55Namina.
33:57I mean, what the hell?
34:00We just felt that way.
34:01It was a very over a little meantime.
34:02Can I just say something?
34:04She is there constantly talking, constantly speaking over me.
34:10It's not like she had a written speech.
34:11You didn't have a written speech, didn't you?
34:14It came from the heart.
34:15It wasn't written.
34:16It was coming from the heart.
34:16It was at the moment you were upset.
34:18Why is she even in our conversation?
34:21And I think all of that, you can't hear.
34:22Right now, I feel like I'm not being listened to right now.
34:24I feel like you're speaking over me and for me, and that's not what I want.
34:27I'm not speaking for anyone.
34:28I am not speaking for anyone.
34:29I'm just trying to talk to you.
34:30I would never only stick up for Seema, even if she's wrong.
34:33I genuinely don't think she was wrong in this situation, and I just think Sheena is picking on her a
34:37little bit.
34:38I'm going to leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways.
34:41Yeah, I think you should.
34:42Sorry.
34:45I think you should leave.
34:47I'll decide on myself.
34:48No, because I'm talking to Seema.
34:49Are you constantly biting in and getting involved?
34:51I'm allowed to say that.
34:52It's my opinion.
34:53No, it's my fucking opinion.
34:54Nobody asked, so...
34:56Well, I don't care if you asked or not.
34:57I just feel like you're being very fucking sensitive.
35:00This girl is fucking leaving the country.
35:02No, she's leaving the fucking country.
35:04She's trying to give everyone...
35:05Why are you shouting?
35:06Because you told me just to leave.
35:07Because she said you're going to leave, so I said, yeah, definitely.
35:09You don't have to dig in.
35:10My girls, leave it.
35:11Leave it, leave it, leave it.
35:12Do you know what?
35:12Leave it, leave it, leave it.
35:13Do you think you do not want to do this?
35:14Leave it.
35:15I am fucking not leaving.
35:16Do your thing.
35:18Namina's more like Alexis Carrington.
35:20She ain't taking no shit off anybody.
35:24Ladies, come on.
35:25Ladies, are we okay?
35:27I'm not fucking leaving Seema.
35:28I'm going to stay here.
35:28If she's going to be so fucking stubborn to me,
35:31I haven't said anything wrong,
35:32and be like, you fucking leave because I'm not wanted here.
35:34I didn't say you fucking leave.
35:36I didn't say that.
35:36Well, you did say to leave.
35:37There's a whole night planned,
35:38and it's going to be really, really fun.
35:40The point I was making is you said you were going to go
35:42because you didn't feel like nobody was listening to you.
35:43I think you said, I think you should.
35:44I think you should because it's a conversation between me and Seema.
35:47It's a tone the way you say it.
35:49Namina was set here as well.
35:50Hey, guys.
35:51Hey, how are you doing?
35:53First off, you all look amazing.
35:56Can you have some attention, please?
35:57Well, thank God.
35:59Now, hopefully, we can get this night back on track.
36:02Okay, ladies.
36:03So, this, of course, is New York, okay?
36:06And we are at a private members club.
36:10We're here this evening to be at the wake
36:13for poor Phil Colons.
36:17Phil Colons.
36:17God rest his soul.
36:18The famous record producer, part-time drummer,
36:21and Daddy to Kylie.
36:23Where's Kylie?
36:23I was Phil's only child.
36:25I'd come back from Maltz when I'd heard that Daddy had died.
36:28Firstly, I knew nothing about his death
36:30when I received the facts,
36:31and these rumours are a few to rubbish.
36:34Colin's death was probably just modern nature.
36:39So, say,
36:40I came here to try and contact the ghouls of...
36:44It would be awful to think, Kylie,
36:46that your father was going to change his will to cut you.
36:48Look how strange you are.
36:50And all that I did,
36:52and I saw something spooky down there that lane.
36:55I don't know, madam.
36:59I feel like it's a bad case of watching your silly kids
37:01do bad acting classes.
37:02I feel like watching your kids do bad acting classes.
37:05I don't believe anyone's still really enjoying themselves.
37:09I am Vivian Antwoord.
37:13And I was so shocked about what happened to Phil.
37:17I would say my acting skills are OK.
37:21I tried cheering him up.
37:22The only thing that cheered him up
37:23was seeing a pretty woman walking down the street.
37:27There was this one time...
37:30..we did Romeo and Juliet,
37:32and I played Juliet.
37:34To Phil Colon!
37:35To Phil Colon!
37:37Yeah.
37:38Oh!
37:39Oh, are you...
37:40Are you OK?
37:42Oh, my God, you were murdered.
37:43Oh!
37:43Oh, my God!
37:45Oh, my God!
37:46Oh, my God!
37:47Oh, my God!
37:48Oh, my God!
37:49Listen, guys, I should have died.
37:51Then I didn't need to play this stupid game
37:53and I could have laid there.
37:55This is most bizarre,
37:57but the death may have had something to do
37:58with Vivian's drink, do you think?
38:00It's behind you.
38:01Maybe try it.
38:04So, how do you think that Vivian actually died?
38:08I think she's been using a vibrator too much.
38:12And Pika's zoned out.
38:14She's not everything at all.
38:15She's disassociated.
38:17OK, can you have a little drum roll, please?
38:18We're going to tell you who the killer was.
38:20It was...
38:22Bonnie!
38:23Oh, for fuck's sake.
38:24Try that!
38:25No.
38:26I want to retry her.
38:27She can wait.
38:28No.
38:28You bitch.
38:31Did you enjoy that?
38:32And Pika, did you enjoy that?
38:33It was an experience.
38:35One that I don't want to relive again.
38:36I don't know why I thought it would be like
38:38more going room to room.
38:39Oh, I was clueless.
38:40Yeah.
38:41What are we doing?
38:41Are we going to go to a room?
38:42Is someone getting killed?
38:43Are we going to get a clue?
38:44Thank God that is done because that, Rachel, that was one of your worst.
38:52Sheena, what happened?
38:53I like warts in.
38:54It's like fireworks.
38:55Oh, my God.
38:55I was trying to just have a convo with Seema.
38:59She had heard that I was upset with her.
39:02You're not supposed to look after me.
39:03I will, honey.
39:04Come on, man.
39:05And Amina was constantly talking, butting in, saying Seema didn't mean it like that and saying from her perspective.
39:11Do I just go over and say, what's the problem?
39:14Go on.
39:14Don't trip on your dress.
39:15You look stunning.
39:16You look stunning.
39:17I just wanted to get across my feelings.
39:19Yeah.
39:19And I just felt like I wasn't being heard.
39:21So, yes, I snapped.
39:22100% I snapped.
39:24Hello, Alexis.
39:27I have to be honest.
39:28I'm over there and I can hear it.
39:29So, I just want to promote it.
39:31Oh, absolutely. Yeah, that's fine.
39:32And I feel like you know me enough to know that I was not being negative.
39:36One minute you're telling Sheena that you don't really know her.
39:38Next minute you're saying you do really know her.
39:40What is it, Seema?
39:42I'm lost.
39:42Are you friends or you're not friends?
39:44I don't think necessarily that you would be negative either.
39:47Paige, I was through shade.
39:49Sheena feels she's through shade.
39:50Those weren't my words.
39:51Instead of getting it from other people.
39:53But that's what we need to do from the beginning.
39:55Yeah, so...
39:56That's what I'm saying to you.
39:57Yes, so...
39:57From the beginning, you could have rang me the next day.
39:59And said, Sim, I felt this way.
40:01And of course she can.
40:02Yeah.
40:03Am I not approachable?
40:05For the love of God, let me speak.
40:08I'm just trying to talk.
40:10And I'm not being allowed to.
40:12I just thought our friendship was more than surface level.
40:15So, what you said...
40:16I never meant it as surface level, though, Seema.
40:18Made me think, made me feel...
40:20I never...
40:21Like what you were saying was that out of the five years we've known each other,
40:24which I think is a long time to know somebody.
40:26It's not 20...
40:27It's not 20 years.
40:28It is, but we've not spent any time.
40:30We have spent time together.
40:33Five years of girly holidays, weekends aways, birthdays, weddings, anniversaries,
40:39and you're just minimising it, to how they know each other.
40:42That is really, really low, Seema.
40:45Is it bad to tell somebody you're not as close?
40:48It's a little bit awkward, but Seema's gone and done it.
40:52So, it is what it is.
40:54I just think we had an understanding that that was our friendship.
40:57So, it was a surface level friendship.
40:58Is that what you mean?
40:59But I feel that's what it's been.
41:01You've never called me.
41:03Are you joking?
41:05What's that?
41:05She's done.
41:06Yes, thank you.
41:08I called you to meet up.
41:09I called you to go out.
41:11But you cancelled every time.
41:12Oh, Seema.
41:14You don't remember that.
41:15Are you actually going to go there?
41:17I've been on my phone, and I've checked every conversation from 2021.
41:23And literally, every year, we say about two things.
41:30Sorry, while I scroll through all our messages together.
41:33Where have you invited me?
41:36I'm literally going through my phone.
41:38I've invited you to events.
41:417th of January.
41:43Happy New Year, doll.
41:44This is me.
41:46Hope you and the family are all well.
41:48Let me know if you're free to meet up for lunch.
41:51She said, I'm back now.
41:54Let me know when's good to catch up.
41:55I've invited her to all the events I've ever done.
41:59Where is your invite?
42:01I said, all good here.
42:04I'm around next week if you're about.
42:0628th of January.
42:07Heard nothing back.
42:09On the 31st of January, I text her,
42:11Hi, hon, we still having lunch tomorrow.
42:15I don't get what's going on.
42:17I don't know what I've done to Sheena
42:18for her to feel so much hate towards me.
42:22I've lived in Cheshire so many years.
42:25Everyone knows Seema.
42:26I've got a big heart.
42:27I'm not saying you don't have a big heart.
42:29And if you feel that,
42:30I feel really bad that you feel that.
42:33I'm going to leave it there.
42:34OK.
42:34That upsets me.
42:36Well, I don't know what to say.
42:37That's the reality of the situation.
42:39How is that the reality?
42:41Because, Seema, you are saying,
42:43you are saying,
42:44you've just said to me,
42:45our relationship is just surface level.
42:47That's what you just said to me.
42:49OK.
42:49All right, fine.
42:49Now I know that.
42:51Now I know that.
42:52I'll put you in the surface level box.
42:53We'll just leave it there.
42:54I've never rang me to say,
42:55oh, do you and Sandi want to come for dinner with me?
42:58So, I've never rang you.
43:00OK.
43:00All right then.
43:00You haven't.
43:01OK.
43:02Hi, Sheena.
43:04Do you know what?
43:05It's probably going to work out better.
43:07Sorry for messing you around.
43:09I feel awful.
43:10If we skip today,
43:12and then we can just put in a day next week
43:14where I'm not rushing around,
43:17I am just flapping a bit.
43:19I've been in here long enough in a friendship group.
43:22I'm not surface level.
43:23No, I'm going home.
43:24Listen, I know, I get it, I get it,
43:25but how can she say?
43:27Just calm down, calm down, calm down.
43:28I'm looking at the whites of Sheena's eyes,
43:30and I can see she's telling the truth.
43:32She has reached out to Seema.
43:34But what does Seema do?
43:36Quite conveniently,
43:38wells up, water works, we go home.
43:40Like Seema said, they're not that close.
43:42So she's actually just proving the point
43:44that they're not that close,
43:45because you wouldn't speak to a friend like that.
43:48I'm done, I'm going home.
43:49I'm going home.
43:51It's just stupid.
43:52I'm the one here that's getting accused,
43:55so I don't know what you're raising your voice for.
43:58Honestly, I feel like I've just been killed off.
44:00I think she was trying to say
44:01that she doesn't know you that well.
44:03Well, my point is...
44:05For five years.
44:05No, it doesn't matter.
44:06No, it does matter.
44:08That won't upset me.
44:09It's very belittling.
44:11They are diminishing the memories I have.
44:15They don't matter.
44:16Those things that we've done together
44:18and laughed about mean nothing.
44:20They don't matter.
44:21And I think that's the thing that's frustrating.
44:23I'm not being listened to,
44:25so if nobody's going to listen,
44:27then just let her be upset then, innit?
44:29Because she doesn't want to hear what I've got to say.
44:37Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:39I don't travel light, do I?
44:41I travel expensive.
44:43Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag.
44:45I don't know what a gag is.
44:46It's not a gag.
44:47Please, can you tell me what a gag is?
44:50Oh!
44:52It's so cool.
44:53And I think she took that probably with a bit of offense,
44:56and I said to her,
44:56no, no, it was meant in offense.
44:58So she took it in the right context.
45:03Oh, fuck it, shit.
45:06I carry everything, you know,
45:08and it's a lot of stress.
45:10Oliver turned 21 last week.
45:12I mean, oh, my God.
45:14Girl, go on, let it out.
45:16That felt a little bit judgmental, you know?
45:19Oh, my God, I would never fucking judge anyone.
45:20The word beg is not nice.
45:22I shouldn't have said it.
45:23Trying to get back out there,
45:25build my business,
45:26and I said, well, good to Seema.
45:29I don't know.
45:31I don't know.
45:32I don't know.
45:32I don't know.
45:32You