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00:03Hello, Michael.
00:05Hello, Chris.
00:06Are you ready?
00:08You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not, but come in anyway.
00:10I'm just about to put the kettle on.
00:12Thanks.
00:49And welcome to our Paul McCartney at Prince special.
00:53And good luck to anyone and everyone who's running the London Marathon this weekend.
00:58How about we begin with some super tips from some super ladies.
01:02First of all, Emma B.
01:04My name's Emma B and I'm running the London Marathon for the first time.
01:10And my super tip is if you're pooing your pants, it's OK.
01:13We're all pooing our pants.
01:17And I've heard that you can actually poo your pants on race day as well.
01:23It's true.
01:24That is actually true.
01:25It happens all the time.
01:26Nice one, Emma.
01:27All right.
01:27Here comes super tip number two.
01:30I'm Bryony Gordon and I've run the London Marathon four times.
01:37And my top marathon tip is enjoy the fact that the London Marathon is one of the few socially
01:43acceptable places in the world where it is encouraged to take Vaseline off a stranger.
01:50And by the way, come and see me if you need any extra.
01:54I always take loads.
01:57Super tip number three.
01:59Hi, I'm Paula Radcliffe.
02:00Yay!
02:02And I've won the London Marathon three times.
02:06Yay!
02:08Big up me!
02:09Yay!
02:10And my super tip is plan the run and run the plan.
02:15Yay!
02:16Oh, yeah.
02:17And don't trust a fart after halfway.
02:19Yay!
02:20Paul Radcliffe!
02:21Yay!
02:23Thank you, ladies.
02:24And what's going on?
02:24Good luck to anyone, everyone, running the London Marathon this weekend.
02:26All right, let's do It's Your Letters.
02:28Woo!
02:30It's your letters.
02:31It's your letters.
02:33No, it's your letters.
02:35It's your letters.
02:38It's your letters.
02:39It's your letters.
02:41Well, maybe it is.
02:43Maybe it is.
02:45Yay!
02:48Thank you, New Order, for that It's Your Letters.
02:51And rumours in the news this week that New Order are getting back together.
02:54Please, God, let that happen.
02:56Woo!
02:57All right, we do have a letter here.
02:58It's a letter from Jolly Jill in Hammerhill.
03:01Yay!
03:02Jill says, hey, Chris.
03:03I love it.
03:06You should never get sick of it.
03:07You might, but we don't.
03:09Hey, Chris, Will was great last week.
03:10How about you get Will back again?
03:12Well, hey, let's do it for Jill in Hammerhill.
03:14Where there's Will this way and where there's Jill, there's Will.
03:16Hey!
03:26Hey, Will, hey, Will, hey, Will.
03:29Welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
03:30Thank you very much.
03:31Bless you for saying that Jill from Hammerhill wanted me back, because I know she doesn't
03:34exist.
03:34No, she doesn't exist.
03:35But everybody does want you back anyway.
03:37That is a fact.
03:38Okay, what pub genie should you have for us today?
03:40Well, for that, Chris, you're going to have to wait for part two at our Paul McCartney
03:43part.
03:43Oh!
03:44How come?
03:45How come we've got to wait?
03:45What's going on?
03:46Because I thought first we'd play a game of our favourite old gummies to play all the
03:50time, TFI Trumps.
03:52TFI Trumps!
03:53All right, deal, deal, all right.
03:55Okay, you do?
03:56Yes!
03:57Okay.
03:57That's you.
03:58That's all.
03:59All right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
04:01I'm going to go for Frank and Dottori's magic trick.
04:04Oh, I'm going to go for the incredibly tall old lady.
04:08Okay, I've got 88 here for fun factor.
04:10Oh, 82.
04:1188!
04:13Bring on Frank and Dottori.
04:14One more!
04:17Ready?
04:18Yeah, go on.
04:19Let's go, mate.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:23Help me!
04:24Help me!
04:24Let's go, let's go, let's go!
04:26Get down!
04:27Frank and Dottori!
04:31Still pretty good, right?
04:33Yeah, pretty good.
04:33Frankie's still got it.
04:34But 1-0 to me.
04:35Okay, I'm going to go for the girl who cries milk.
04:39Oh, very good.
04:41I'll go Noel Gallagher's mad chat in my flat.
04:46Fun fact, uh, 81.
04:4895.
04:4990!
04:51Welcome to the show, what's your name?
04:53My name's Lindsay Houston.
04:54And where are you from, Lindsay Houston?
04:55I'm from Gosport.
04:56And you are?
04:57How old?
04:58I am 15.
04:5915 years old, so it's Lindsay from Gosport.
05:00She's 15 years old, Gosport near Portsmouth.
05:02Yep, that's right.
05:05And you brought your friends with you on a minibus of some sort.
05:08Oh, lovely.
05:09So tell us, when did you first start crying milk?
05:11What happened?
05:12About two years ago, I went around my friend Sarah's house.
05:15And we were just playing around with milk.
05:18Playing around with milk.
05:20Yeah, and I took it up my nose, she made me laugh and it came out of my eyes.
05:26And now you can do it whenever you want to?
05:27I can.
05:28Okay, now I've seen this once and I saw it on Wednesday on videotape.
05:31We've rehearsed it three times and I've not been able to watch it once.
05:33So if you're of a squeamish disposition here or at home, don't look because it will make
05:38your chunder.
05:39All right?
05:40Are you ready?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41Okay, Lindsay will now cry milk.
05:58That's enough, that's enough.
06:02Thank you, thank you.
06:10Oh, my gosh.
06:15The girl who cried milk, how great was she?
06:17Real name, Lindsay Houston.
06:18She lives now in Sydney and is very happily married to an Australia.
06:23All right, the decider.
06:24Are you ready for the decider?
06:25Yep.
06:25Okay, my go.
06:26What about the wooden bird with purple hair?
06:28Oh, classy.
06:30Oh, I think I've nailed this one.
06:32I've got the thing that everybody wants to see, which is you being thrown out of a window.
06:37Can't argue with that.
06:39Well, there's the thumbs up.
06:40Chris will be on.
06:50All right, Will wins 2-1.
06:52Are you coming back in part two?
06:54I am.
06:54The Paul McCartney Park.
06:55He's back in the Paul McCartney Park with Pub Genius.
07:00Does anyone know if Will's single?
07:03We all love, actually, our next guest.
07:06So much so that it feels like he's part of my family.
07:09He's returning once again as our favourite detective in Beyond Paradise, which continues on Fridays on the BBC, because we're
07:15all partial for a bit of Chris Marshall.
07:28Are you loving this as much as you're loving Aston Villa at the moment?
07:314-3 last weekend.
07:32Yay!
07:34One more win in Champions League.
07:36The Champignons League is in the bag.
07:39Where did you watch the match last weekend?
07:41Last weekend, I watched the match in my house last weekend.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It was a seven-goal thriller, wasn't it?
07:47It was a seven-goal thriller.
07:49And you were down in the dumps.
07:52Didn't they write you a letter or something?
07:53Oh, when I had my accident?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah, I'm actually recovering from an accident right now.
07:57I know.
07:57I saw you just take a sling off.
07:59It's like, is that a prop?
08:01No, it was a slight skiing mishap, which is probably the most middle-class thing I've ever said in my
08:05life.
08:06Yeah, there are other middle-class phrases I've ever said.
08:08Well, that's pretty much up there.
08:09I've got to be honest.
08:10Broken collarbone, two places.
08:12So what happened with you and the accident and the letter from Villa?
08:15So, yeah, so I had an accident in Bristol about 20, nearly 20 years ago.
08:19Right.
08:19Got hit by a car.
08:21Yeah, these things sort of happened to me.
08:23I don't know why.
08:28And they sent me this wonderful card signed by all the players and the manager.
08:31And it was a superb thing and I go up all the time and see them and I just love
08:38Villa.
08:38Of course you do.
08:38It's such a lovely club.
08:40Yeah, they are a lovely club.
08:41They're doing so, so well at the moment.
08:42So a skiing accident, a recent skiing accident, looks like a shoulder thing.
08:47Yeah, a broken shoulder.
08:48A broken shoulder?
08:49Yeah, I broke my collarbone, two places.
08:51Oh, OK.
08:51Two places.
08:52Have you been skiing twice?
08:56Er...
08:57One in Mirabelle and one in Mirabelle.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00OK.
09:01Beyond Paradise is back.
09:02It's doing great business yet again.
09:04Here we are in season four.
09:05Come on, Beyond Paradise.
09:07I'll just clap with one hand if that's all right.
09:10Yeah.
09:10What's the sound of one hand clapping?
09:12That is actually the sound of one hand clapping.
09:14One hand clapping.
09:15All right.
09:16And is it fair to say that in the most recent episode just gone, you had the least bad baddie?
09:22Would that be fair enough?
09:23Well, I'd say again, the least bad baddie?
09:25Yeah, because the mermaid...
09:27Oh, yeah, the least bad baddie.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Isn't that fair enough?
09:31It's like a...
09:32Yeah, yeah, that was the least bad baddie.
09:34I would say so, wouldn't you?
09:35Yeah, the mermaid.
09:36The mermaid.
09:36They're not bad baddies, are they?
09:38Yeah, well, I'm...
09:39Although they live in a lair, so...
09:41Yeah, has anybody ever met a mermaid they don't like?
09:44I don't think so.
09:45I don't know.
09:45I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:47Mermaids, I mean, they get a good rap, I think.
09:48Yeah, they do, they do.
09:50Beyond Paradise is all about its setting, its location, it's, you know,
09:54it's sort of the weird and wonderfulness that is the West Country
09:58and the coast and the wild savagery of the coast,
10:01so why wouldn't you have mermaids?
10:02We have mermaids, we have green men,
10:04we have little green men,
10:06we have writers who are topping themselves in the bath,
10:10that's not very West Country, but...
10:12But, you know, I mean, we cover all bases.
10:15You've landed loose today, haven't you?
10:17Yeah, yeah, don't shake the arm, Chris, too much.
10:18Oh, my God, it's that arm.
10:20It is the arm, yeah.
10:21Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
10:24Someone came up to me.
10:25Oh, my gosh.
10:26Someone came up to me in the pub yesterday,
10:27and they went, yesterday they came up to me in the pub,
10:29and they went...
10:30Oh!
10:31I was like, oh, amazing.
10:33So it could have been worse.
10:34It's all good, it's all good.
10:35It could have been worse, it could have been worse.
10:37You got married recently, congratulations.
10:39Yay!
10:40Oh, in the show!
10:41Yes!
10:42I did.
10:44Yes, wonderful marriage.
10:44You're on to talk about Beyond Paradise.
10:47Beyond Paradise, not my bad shoulder.
10:49Yeah, yeah.
10:49Or my wife of 15 years.
10:51Yeah, no, no, this is a different...
10:52My new wife, my screen wife.
10:54It's a different situation.
10:56Wonderful wedding, obviously had the wonderful Don Warrington.
11:00Yeah.
11:01As my best man, and yeah, superb.
11:04Do you watch old cop shows?
11:06Is it true that you are huge fans of old cop shows,
11:09and you try to sort of, you know...
11:12Yeah.
11:12...sow them into the tapestry that is Beyond Paradise?
11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:16Yeah, so I was a huge fan of shows growing up,
11:18like The Rockford Files.
11:20Yeah.
11:20I know it's technically not a cop,
11:22he's a private investigator,
11:23but Jim Rockford, Columbo, Marple, Barnaby Jones.
11:27Do you know Barnaby Jones?
11:28No, I can't remember Barnaby Jones.
11:29Yeah, a bit before your time, maybe.
11:33Looking good.
11:35A bit before my time as well.
11:37Oh, all right.
11:38But he, so I like to sort of like encompass,
11:41pay homages to all those cops that I loved growing up,
11:46and movies I loved, you know,
11:48I put in little homages all over the place,
11:50like to Withnell and I,
11:52and movies, The Great Escape, and stuff like that.
11:54I just love sort of imbuing my performance with those,
11:57because every day you come in,
12:00you've got to try something new.
12:01You want to keep it fresh.
12:02You are fresh, man.
12:04Well, I'm trying to keep fresh.
12:05You seem to be sort of relaxing
12:09into the most scatty version of yourself I've ever experienced.
12:14And let's face it.
12:15Sketchy or scatty?
12:16Both, in a way.
12:17Do you know what I mean?
12:18You seem to be sort of really free.
12:21I'm sort of loving where I am at the moment.
12:23Good for you, mate.
12:25Have you been asked to go on Traitors?
12:27No.
12:28Come on, you must have been.
12:30No.
12:30Wow.
12:31Would you go on if you were asked?
12:32No.
12:33No?
12:34Have you been asked on any of those kind of shows?
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37Can you give us the top three?
12:38Yeah, strictly, strictly and strictly.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Wow.
12:41Beyond Paradise is great, right?
12:43And I think it's all the greater
12:45for the fact that you are like you are, right?
12:48Because it's a square peg in a round hole,
12:50and that's fun, isn't it?
12:51That's punk in itself.
12:53And it's quite a mad little show.
12:55It is.
12:55And I love it, yeah.
12:57Do you think it could get a lot?
12:58I mean, we're in season four now.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Why don't, when, five, six, seven, you know,
13:03that's probably where it's going to be
13:05and where it's going to go
13:06and you'll all be happy at the end of maybe six series.
13:09Do you think they could really stir it up in season five?
13:12Just get it.
13:13Well, season five, we're about to start shooting season five.
13:15All right, put it in the Nutribullet
13:16and have all the fun with it.
13:18Go on, I dare you.
13:18Yeah, okay.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Well, I mean, how long can a marriage last?
13:23I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:25I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:28Absolutely.
13:28You're so not kidding.
13:29You're so not kidding.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I'm not going to give away spoilers.
13:32I don't know.
13:33They haven't written it yet.
13:34It sounds like you do know.
13:35It sounds like they have.
13:38Do you ever get,
13:39do you ever try and wheedle things in
13:41that you like doing?
13:42I mean, like, would he go to Aston Villa?
13:47I mean, I would love to get that in the show.
13:49You've got to try.
13:50It's a long way from Plymouth, though.
13:52Well, it wasn't that far from Bath.
13:53No, no, no.
13:56Maybe geography's not your thing, Chris.
13:58No, no, no.
13:59No, it's not.
14:00Geography's not my thing.
14:02It's, I don't know.
14:04I'm always like,
14:05let's get us a surfing episode.
14:08Yeah.
14:08We haven't had one of those yet.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All right, but you're not,
14:11I mean, you've got to be careful.
14:12So you can't swim,
14:12you can't run, I would imagine,
14:14at the moment.
14:14You can't surf at the moment.
14:15Can't do anything at the moment.
14:16Can't do anything at the moment.
14:17Apart from give great interview
14:19on this show.
14:21Let's hear it for Chris Marshall.
14:24Never disappointing.
14:25Beyond Paradise continues
14:26to be on the BBC.
14:27We're on season four.
14:28It's great.
14:29People love it.
14:29People watch it in their millions.
14:31Once again, Chris Marshall.
14:32Beyond Paradise.
14:35Surfer, swimmer, runner.
14:37Just not at the moment.
14:39No, apparently.
14:40Just no skiing.
14:41No skiing.
14:44Still to come, Paul McCartney,
14:45but first, some more TFI gold
14:47from NXS.
14:50All you've got is this moment.
14:5620 percent years yesterday.
14:59You can carry on the wall.
15:05Hit!
15:09I need you tonight.
15:25In excess.
15:26In excess.
15:27In excess on TFI Friday.
15:28Loads of TFI gold on YouTube.
15:30Just like a TFI.
15:31You'll see it all.
15:31And by the way,
15:32the first nine episodes of this show,
15:33TFI Unplugged,
15:34are available on YouTube.
15:35World Pub Geniuses by!
15:39This all looks very sophisticated.
15:41This is your normal set up in a pub.
15:43Yeah, of course it is.
15:44Most pubs have this ready to play with.
15:46All right,
15:47what are you claiming
15:47to be able to do here?
15:48Well, I'm claiming
15:49I will be able to
15:50put these four eggs
15:51into those pints
15:53without touching
15:53anything
15:54with my hands.
15:55Can't be done!
15:57Oh, come on!
16:03Non-believers.
16:05Can be done.
16:06Drum roll, please.
16:08All right.
16:10Not too odd.
16:17No, no, no, no, no.
17:01Oh, we've had a review
17:07in The Guardian.
17:08This cosy yet hectic revival
17:10just about justifies
17:11its inexpensive existence.
17:15We've had worse.
17:16We'll take it.
17:18All right,
17:19let's have something
17:19very special.
17:21My next guest
17:21is the one and only
17:23Paul McCartney.
17:25CHEERING
17:32Oh, my God.
17:36Oh, my God.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:53Oh, my God.
18:07Now, Paul, Paul, on your new album, you've played most of the instruments yourself.
18:13Play a lot of them, yeah.
18:13OK, and you're a great drummer, apparently.
18:16Well, I do a bit, you know, on the sly.
18:18Can you do this?
18:18Can you do this?
18:19Can you do this?
18:23No, no, that's not called for in many of the songs which I've been doing.
18:28Can you do it?
18:28Can I do it?
18:29No.
18:30Go on, I'm going.
18:32Yay!
18:34He knew!
18:35He knew he could do it!
18:36Near it.
18:37Now, look, we've had some friends faxes with some questions, and these are the genuine faxes.
18:42We're going to show them on the screen just to prove it to you, if you want the proof.
18:44There you are.
18:45And the first question is from Bono.
18:48Bono's faxes from America.
18:50We've asked all these people, if they could ask Paul one question, what would it be?
18:52And here's the fax from Bono.
18:53It says, Paul, when I hear someone else's great song, I feel both elated and sick as a pig that
18:59I didn't write it.
19:00Do you ever feel the same way from Bono?
19:04Yeah, sometimes.
19:05Not really sick as a pig.
19:06I'm slightly jealous.
19:07And is there only one song that you thought, oh, that I'd like?
19:10Yeah, you know that Billy Joe one, don't go changing?
19:15I thought that was very good, myself.
19:18All right, that's Bono's.
19:20Sean Ryder faxed us with a question.
19:22Sean Ryder.
19:24Sean's question is, what were you on when you wrote the frog chorus?
19:27Now, that's Sean's question, not mine.
19:29Okay?
19:30Yeah.
19:31I was smoking pipes and drinking wine late at night, but, you know, it's inspirational, I thought.
19:39Okay.
19:39All right.
19:39Well, that's Sean's question.
19:41Probably you are.
19:42Question for Sir Paul McCartney from Richard and Judy this morning.
19:46Here it is.
19:47Genuine facts.
19:48Why are you on TFI Friday and not this morning?
19:53It's a much cooler show.
20:00But we like them, not what we do.
20:01But we love them.
20:02We do love them, yeah.
20:03Now, I think this is an absolute cracker.
20:05From Robert Smith of The Cure.
20:07Dear Paul, have you ever made a crop circle?
20:10I've heard rumours that you're involved.
20:13Can you pass on any tips?
20:14As when I tried to do one in Wales recently, you went horribly wrong.
20:19Yeah, well, Robert, love.
20:22What you have to do, you lie in a field, and your feet must be at the centre of a
20:27circle,
20:27and you shuffle around a few times, and then big jumps out.
20:33Huge jumps.
20:34That's how I do it.
20:35Very big jumps.
20:36Skippy-like jumps.
20:36Very skippy, hippity-hoppity, out of the field, and ring the daily thing.
20:41All right.
20:42And get the photograph.
20:43Have you ever had any crop circles in your part of the world?
20:46No, we don't get a lot down where I am.
20:48Are you Sussex or Kent?
20:50Sussex.
20:50All right.
20:51You short?
20:52Yeah, I'm dead short.
20:53I thought you were in Kent.
20:55I think so.
20:55George Best has faxed us.
20:59George says, I was once known as the fifth Beatle, where's my royalties percentage?
21:05Can you fax there?
21:07Yeah, it's in the post, George.
21:10Some delays due to Christmas.
21:12Okay.
21:13We've got another one here.
21:14And this is, oh, you'll like this one.
21:16This is from Ringo Starr.
21:17Oh, really?
21:18No, really?
21:19Oh, really?
21:20It really is from Starling Music Limited.
21:22Rocking.
21:22All right.
21:24Ringo's question to Paul is, who is his favourite Beatle?
21:33That's not an easy one, Rinks.
21:37There's no answer.
21:38And he knows there's no answer to that.
21:40I love you all.
21:42Because Ringo's playing drums on the album, isn't he?
21:44He is, and he's gorgeous too.
21:45Oh, beautiful night.
21:46I do love him very, very much, but no favourites amongst my children.
21:50Okay.
21:51George is a bit weird, isn't he?
21:53No.
21:55No, he's very good, oh, George.
21:57He's lovely.
21:58He's lovely.
21:58He's out there, though, isn't he?
21:59He's not, no, not really.
22:01He is?
22:01No.
22:02He is, and he's done a great album with Ravi Shankar.
22:05Is he?
22:05Called Chance.
22:06Yeah, it's very out there, but lovely.
22:07Yeah, gorgeous.
22:08All good?
22:08Yeah, penultimate track cracker.
22:10All right.
22:12Melinda Messenger.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Right.
22:15To Alex, she says, which is strange, but she does.
22:18Has requested a question for Paul McCartney.
22:20If you could be in one of the bands that are around now, which band would it be?
22:25Oh, well, um, it would have been Nirvana, but no longer.
22:31Right.
22:31Um, and now who would it be?
22:35Joe Loss.
22:38I mean, no, you've got to go for it.
22:40I think Joe Loss.
22:40All right, okay.
22:41Joe Loss.
22:42All right, a couple more.
22:43Ian Brodie.
22:44Ian Brodie with the Lightning Seeds, everyone.
22:46Sir Paul, he says here.
22:48Which footy team, red or blue?
22:50He doesn't know, apparently.
22:51Blue, blue, blue, blue.
22:53Long story, long story, because I claim both of them, which isn't really allowed, I know,
22:58but my dad was born in Everton.
23:01Right.
23:01Right, so I'm officially Everton, but they don't do very well.
23:05Liverpool do, and I love Liverpool, too, so I'm having them both.
23:08You're having them both, but I don't care.
23:10Right, Liverpool.
23:10Now, this is another cracker.
23:12Frank Carson, right?
23:13In Frank's handwriting, 26th of June, 97.
23:15Dear Paul, what was the ticket to ride for a bus, train or plane?
23:19And, ticket to ride, and why would you be sad if the girl that's driving you mad was going
23:24away?
23:25If she was driving you mad, you wouldn't, you'd be happy.
23:28It's very good, actually.
23:30Great question.
23:31That's a very good question.
23:32Yeah, that is, yeah.
23:33It was a bus, actually, we were on, and the girl that was driving us mad at the time, we
23:40were getting away from her, we were very happy to get away from her, and I don't actually
23:43have an answer to that, frankly.
23:45But it's a good question.
23:46It's a heck of a question, yes.
23:48He knocked on my door once we were doing some show, he says, I just called to say I love
23:53you.
23:55Thank you, Paul.
23:57Our next guest, Superstar Time, is an amazing actor who's currently topping all the TV charts
24:02across the world with the number one show!
24:07The number one show in the world!
24:11Your Friends and Neighbours continues on Fridays on Apple TV, so let's have all the fun with
24:15Olivia Marr!
24:33How does it feel?
24:39It's really great.
24:40It's so, you know, whenever you do something, you put it out there, and a lot of times people
24:44say, like, no, we don't want this, and now for this show to be so well-received has been
24:50so exciting.
24:51Well-received.
24:52Number one!
24:54You're in the number one show in the world!
24:56Yeah, I heard that, yeah.
24:58Yeah, it's so cool, isn't it?
25:00It's so cool.
25:01So you're here, you're working because you're doing this with me, but also Hubby's here,
25:04he's working.
25:05Yeah, I'm really here because he's here, and we said, like, can we go and meet you and
25:09come on and do this?
25:10Oh, that's nice.
25:12So, for people who don't know, Olivia is married to Tilly's favourite comedian in the
25:17world, literally in the world, John Mulaney, and he played the Palladium on Saturday?
25:22Yeah, two nights in a row.
25:22Two nights in a row.
25:23Gosh, and I'll tell you, I was there the last night, and the British, like, audience is
25:30incredible.
25:32Like, everyone is so energised, and it's just, it's just an incredible, in fact, I
25:36was sitting up in one of those, what are those seats, you know?
25:39Boxes.
25:39Boxes.
25:40Yeah, yeah.
25:40And the Royal Boxes?
25:42You know that word.
25:43And there was a guy sitting next to me, and he was just, like, slapping his knee and just
25:47laughing, and I got, like, a tickle in my throat at one point, and I start coughing.
25:52And I start coughing, and I can't really stop, and he just looks over and he goes,
25:56go outside.
25:58He's, like, I'm so sorry.
25:59What, respect for the act?
26:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:01He was, like, respect for his laughing.
26:02He wanted to just, like, get me out of the way.
26:04And you were sort of caught between Rock and the Heart plays, because he was saying the
26:08right thing, but he's, like, it's my husband.
26:09Don't worry, I'm respecting him.
26:10I respect him all the time.
26:11I love my husband.
26:12And I haven't seen his set yet.
26:14I haven't seen any of this tour yet.
26:16Yeah.
26:16So I wanted to be able to see every joke, and I had to run out and, like, gag and
26:21then
26:22come back.
26:23And he's, well, he was doing the same on stage, but from a different, in a different
26:26way.
26:26Yeah.
26:27But is he still funny, then, officially, your husband?
26:29He's still funny.
26:30He's still funny!
26:32John gets loads of mentions in interviews like this with you.
26:35And I love it.
26:36Of course, because, and also, you know, he's very well-known in his own right, and you're
26:39very happily married, and it's all fun.
26:41But actually, the person that gets the most mentions, almost more mentions than whatever
26:44you're on to talk about, like your friends and neighbours, is Malcolm, young Malcolm.
26:48Yeah.
26:49He seems to be a 40-year-old man in a four-year-old body.
26:53He, you know, so he's got this vernacular that is, makes me feel so insecure.
27:00Like, he goes, like, the other day, he said, he has this, the way that he phrases it is like
27:07this, I'll come in, and I'll have made him something, like, that I'm trying to make from
27:11scratch.
27:12And he goes, did you think I would want this?
27:16And I'm like, no, I mean, I just, I mean, no, and he's like, and then he'll come in
27:22when we're, I'm like, sit down watching TV with him, and he'll look at me and go, did
27:25you, did you think I wanted you to sit with me?
27:28And I'm like, no, I just, I didn't even see you were there.
27:31I mean, I just, like, oh, you're, okay, great, great.
27:33Oh, Malcolm, how are you doing?
27:34Yeah, it's always like, did you think that I would like that?
27:38Wonderful to have you here, your friends and neighbours.
27:40Let's just talk about these houses.
27:41They're mad.
27:42These houses are crazy, aren't they?
27:44There was this one home where we shot this year, and it's massive, and they've been trying
27:52to sell it, but the economy is different, even for really wealthy people, and everyone's
27:57just a bit different in how they're buying stuff, but he, it was, it was like a bowling
28:02alley, and the basketball court, and a movie theatre, it's so massive, and they've been
28:06trying to sell it, and this owner was there on set and started screaming at everybody.
28:11He started, I was like, wait, what has happened?
28:14I came down, and he was screaming, and he's a really big guy, and I went right up to him,
28:19and I was like, hey, what are you doing?
28:21Stop yelling at our crew.
28:22I don't understand what's happening.
28:23And he was like, well, people are, are on my floors, and, um, and they're supposed to
28:27stay on the carpets, and I was like, why did you rent out your home to us?
28:31Like, you're insane.
28:32He was like, well, it's also so loud, and my, my office is upstairs, and I go, if you
28:36can own this house, and you don't have an office somewhere else, that seems strange.
28:42And then later, and, you know, like, sometimes those big guys are such, like, they're just
28:46so meek, and I think that he was not ready for someone to call him out on it.
28:50It was so crazy.
28:51He was yelling at, like, our, our background actors, and I thought, this is, this is so crazy.
28:55And then he was like, he got really sheepish, and his wife came over, and she's like,
28:58he wants to apologize, and he's like, I'm sorry.
29:02And, um, yeah, and you know what he was wearing, and this is not a joke, he was wearing, um,
29:07keep calm and carry on.
29:08Yeah.
29:09And I was like, hmm.
29:11Nice.
29:12Yeah.
29:12But also, in those neighborhoods, we've had to, if you look at this season, we've had to,
29:17like, find new homes, and have new reasons.
29:19Like, someone sold their home, let's move on, because these really wealthy neighborhoods,
29:23one person is like, they, they love our show, or they want to do it, so they're like,
29:26yeah, we're going to rent out our, our home.
29:28And then all the neighbors are really mad, because these really wealthy people are like,
29:32we don't care that you guys are on TV, like, don't be in our neighborhood.
29:36But somebody does let us, and it creates a lot of problems for us.
29:39Oh, my God.
29:40There's a show behind the show, isn't there, in a way?
29:42They're very mad.
29:43Does anybody do any of that kind of film in the round?
29:46Yeah, you'd think that we would have thought of that.
29:49Season three, bring it on!
29:52Would you be around or not?
29:54Yes, I'm there.
29:55She's there!
29:56Yeah!
29:56All right.
29:57And is it all the fun?
29:58Is it a fun gang?
30:00It is a really fun gang.
30:01It looks like you're having, it sort of comes across like you might be having all the fun.
30:04Yeah, it's really great.
30:05And, you know, last year we had James Morrison come on, and this year we have Michelle Monaghan.
30:09So I'm really excited about, because I'm such a fan of hers as well.
30:15And the season two does end on a cliffhanger.
30:17I can say that.
30:19I can say that because I heard Jon Hamm say that on a panel the other day.
30:22And I was like, we're allowed to say that?
30:24If the Hamm can say it, you can say it.
30:25Yeah, yeah.
30:25So now I'm saying it.
30:26Well, thanks for coming to see us.
30:28Is it done now?
30:28Yeah, is it okay?
30:30We do.
30:31We don't have to be done.
30:32We don't have to be done.
30:34I mean, you stole food in your career earlier on.
30:37You can steal anything from here if you like.
30:38It doesn't matter.
30:39Take home.
30:39For real?
30:40Yeah.
30:41What would Jon like?
30:42The camera.
30:43You always steal the camera, whether you intend to or not.
30:46Yeah.
30:47Let's leave it there.
30:47Olivia Merlin's been with us.
30:49Your Friends and Neighbors continues.
30:51It's the number one show in the world on Apple TV.
30:53It's on all the time.
30:54Watch it.
30:55You won't regret it.
30:55Once again, Olivia Merlin.
30:59Still to come, hard five, but first, some Tiffy Gold from Fritz.
31:02It's impossible.
31:04If you want to be my baby, you have to tell my soul.
31:09Overcome a little later.
31:11Daddy, act like you know.
31:12You won't give me money, my baby.
31:15Come on, take my hand.
31:18Become the money.
31:20I buy gold by the ounce.
31:22Y2K, not today.
31:24I write a check in the bank, bounce.
31:26Super Bowl used to be my nickname.
31:29It's about love.
31:30No money like Ganshee.
31:32When I'm above.
31:33So good.
31:40And now, from one legend to another, here's Peter O'Toole.
31:53I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
31:59Tell me what you want, what I really, really want.
32:03I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna.
32:11Zigger, zigger, hot.
32:15Do F.
32:25Does anyone know what F stands for in TFI?
32:30Oh my God, that's naughty.
32:33Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our first guest of the year 2000, and what a great start
32:37of the year is Mariah Carey.
33:07This is Toby
33:09Where there's a big fan of yours, huge fan of yours
33:12Yeah, yeah loves you to death, I mean I love you but he is madly in love with you
33:17Well it's very nice to meet you
33:18I do too
33:21Okay, now listen before we go any further
33:23Okay
33:23Can I ask you, can I ask you, will you come out with us tonight for a beer because you
33:26look a right laugh
33:28I look a right laugh today
33:30Yeah, you do
33:30Might as well if you got a little extra beer in the back of anybody drinking it
33:33Yeah, so no seriously, will you come out with me in words for a pint tonight
33:36Well, I have to do a little taping actually it'd be great if you would join me for it
33:41What the taping?
33:42Mm-hmm
33:43Is it in the pub?
33:44Okay, well it was actually we're thinking about doing it in a pub to be honest
33:48Were you?
33:48Well it's sort of this wacky little thing I have going on and I can tell you about it if
33:51you want
33:51Okay, what is it?
33:52Okay, I have a tour which begins on February 14th, Valentine's Day
33:56And did you see the video by any chance where I'm fighting the black haired evil bad evil twin that
34:03I have?
34:03We've got it. Do you want me to play it for you?
34:05Oh, sure
34:05We've got it
34:06That way we can explain what we're talking about
34:07Yeah, okay, well watch this
34:08Okay
34:08We've got this for you right now
34:09Okay
34:26So now we know about that
34:28Okay, so thank you very much I did all my own stunts and I was very bruised the next day
34:33but that's besides the point
34:34Okay, now that we know about that what I'm taping tonight is footage for my tour
34:39Which includes that girl the evil Mariah who is called Bianca she's from Britain actually
34:45And she doesn't like me at all she hates me
34:48But if she's played by you though
34:49Well, I mean that's a minor detail but she is hosting my tour so I don't know what's gonna happen
34:55because she's very temperamental
34:57You know she has a lot of um issues
35:00Does she want to come on the lash with us? I think you might like Bianca better than you
35:04You might
35:05Okay, well I can have Bianca where this can have you
35:07Okay
35:08What a laugh
35:09But there'll only be three of us
35:14So you're gonna film all night then
35:16Uh probably
35:17Okay, so you can't come out
35:18Well, we might maybe we can stop by where are you gonna be
35:21You can't say that can you
35:22We're just around
35:22You'll get swarmed
35:23No, we never get swarmed people don't like us very much
35:27So um so so you're here for how long in Britain?
35:30Oh probably another few hours till I get on the plane and go somewhere else I don't even know where
35:34I'm going
35:34But I thought you were
35:35In Germany
35:35Are you not staying here for a while for your tour?
35:37Um no I'm coming back for the tour first I have to go
35:39Oh all over
35:41LA
35:42What promoting or touring?
35:44Getting ready for the tour but prior to getting ready for the tour working out
35:47No rehearsing I don't even know what I'm doing yet
35:50That's another minor detail
35:51When is the tour? It's February the 14th
35:53Yeah
35:53And you've not figured it out?
35:55I like to wing things
35:56We like to wing things
35:57Tell me where's
35:58Spontaneous
35:58Oh yes madam
36:00So when you come back here for the tour how many nights will you be here for?
36:03Uno
36:03Just one?
36:04Yeah
36:05Oh
36:05Yeah it's kind of called one night only
36:07Well the reason is because I'm filming a movie in May
36:11Yeah because you're an actress now aren't you?
36:12Well darling I think I always have been haven't I?
36:15Oh we all are as close
36:19So when you come back for that one night have you got anywhere nice to stay?
36:25Um like someone's house?
36:26Yeah it's always better to stay at a friend's house than in a hotel
36:29It is more comfortable
36:30Yeah
36:31It is more comfortable at home but I don't have anyone who's offered me their home
36:35Well
36:36Never mind I'll stay in a hotel then
36:38Okay
36:39What are you going to do?
36:40You seem to me like nowadays when you started off
36:43You didn't take yourself very seriously but I'm not saying that but you did
36:46You were different and now you seem like you're just having good fun
36:49Would that be right?
36:50That would be an accurate observation
36:51Yeah
36:52In fact
36:52So where was the fun hiding then?
36:54Oh it was hiding inside me but I was not allowed to let it out you see
36:58By whom?
36:58Oh certain people
37:00Any one particular person?
37:02Oh well I shouldn't say that because it would be politically incorrect
37:05Your ex-husband?
37:06Oh I wouldn't go that far
37:09Oh I still have a few more singles to put out
37:11Oh okay
37:12Yeah
37:12Because he was the boss of the company wasn't he?
37:14Well he still is
37:15Is he?
37:15Is he?
37:15Oh god I'm sorry
37:22Our next guest is your new favourite actor and she really is
37:24She's starring in the new drama Mint which is out now on BBC One
37:28And also on the BBC iPlayer
37:29So let's get prepared for the amazing Emma Lynn
37:41It's so great to see you
37:43Congratulations Emma you're so good
37:45Oh stop it
37:46How good is Emma?
37:48Oh my gosh you're in everybody's favourite things all the time
37:51Stop being in all the best stuff
37:53Give somebody else a chance Emma
37:54I know I don't stop
37:56All right so Mint I've seen all of them
37:58You know I've seen all of them
37:58It's crazy
37:59Oh my gosh
37:59My team have not even seen it all
38:01Oh my gosh
38:03Frankie works and she says I've seen three
38:04Well I've seen eight Frank all right
38:06I've seen all eight
38:07It's eight three to me
38:08Also this is crazy because I used to listen to you every morning when I went to school
38:11You poor thing
38:14So overstimulating
38:15I just keep looking at this desk with all these like signatures
38:18Which keep getting rubbed off
38:19We're going to get
38:20We're going to sort this out
38:22You'll sign this in a bit Emma if you don't mind
38:23Oh my god I'd love to
38:24So I mean for lots of people
38:26You know you
38:26Was it Variety magazine
38:28You said you're a Brit to watch in 2021 or 2022
38:30Oh I didn't say it
38:31Well I probably said that
38:33No no Variety
38:33I think Variety or Hollywood reports
38:35I mean somebody said it
38:36And they were right
38:36And we're still watching you
38:37You know and as always
38:39The best is yet to come from the best
38:41No matter how good they've done it
38:42The best is always yet to come with you
38:44And I just suspect and I don't know
38:45Because I don't know you
38:46That you're probably quite good at a lot of things
38:49And you've just landed on acting
38:50I do know you know
38:51I mean I wanted to be a musician when I was a kid
38:52Yeah I knew this
38:53I knew this
38:55And I purposely haven't checked
38:56I just knew
38:58Like through and through
38:59I was like an indie
39:01Oh I'm an indie rock and roll girl
39:03Like I just
39:04I grew up having jobs
39:05So that I could go
39:06And watch like Reverend and the Bakers in Sheffield
39:09You know
39:09Like it was
39:10That was my thing
39:10Do you sing and play guitar?
39:11I do a little bit
39:12I play guitar quite poorly
39:13And I always
39:14I'll always write
39:15Maybe I'll do something with that
39:17But you know
39:18I was in bands when I was a teenager
39:20And I played the lead mill in Sheffield
39:22And then
39:22Which was a massive moment
39:25Sounds cool doesn't it
39:26And then I realised that
39:28I just found my footing with acting
39:29I think I tried
39:30I think I was alright at a lot of things
39:32Yeah yeah
39:33So we haven't really said what the show's about
39:35Oh go on
39:36No you go off
39:37You go
39:37Oh um
39:38Well it's
39:39I describe it as like
39:40A Glaswegian Romeo and Juliet
39:43Modern day
39:44Yeah
39:44But also like
39:45It's a bit of a shocker when you watch it
39:47Because it's just
39:48What Charlie's done with the editing
39:50It's super nostalgic and beautiful
39:52And weird
39:52And there's really nothing
39:53Nothing quite like it
39:55Great cast isn't it
39:55Some great cars
39:56Yeah
39:57Oh is there
39:57Oh yeah
39:58Like the old Range Rovers
39:59Yeah well the one you drive
40:00The Mercedes
40:01That's like
40:02Where's that
40:03All I can think about
40:04Is how difficult those cars are to drive
40:06Because it's not like
40:08My wife would agree with you
40:09Which is why I'm not allowed to have one anymore
40:11An old car
40:12So there's
40:12How much should we give away
40:14How much should we say
40:15I suppose
40:15It is a modern
40:16I mean that's what all the gang said
40:17It's Romeo and Juliet
40:18That's what it is
40:19It is yeah
40:19It's like a love story
40:20It reminds me of Twilight
40:22Of when
40:23I don't know if you ever saw the Twilight films
40:24I didn't to be honest
40:25As a teenage girl
40:27I'm sure there's many girls listening
40:28That can relate
40:29It's like yeah
40:30Yeah Twilight
40:32Twilight was so important
40:34To so many girls
40:35And guys
40:35It's funny because
40:36There's a girl boy divide
40:37It's all girls in the control room
40:39And all boys here
40:40It's so good
40:41And I just hope that
40:43Mint is what Twilight was for me
40:45For some people you know
40:46And why is Mint called Mint
40:47Because that's the only thing
40:48I have no idea
40:49I was not as scared to ask you
40:52Yeah I think Charlie
40:53In an interview last week
40:55Was like
40:55I just like the word mint
40:57Like it's like
40:58When people use it as slang
40:59And she's like
40:59It makes me think of green
41:01And I like green
41:02So I'm not sure
41:04But it's cool
41:04I reckon it's in the pipeline
41:06We're going to find out
41:07Yeah maybe there's a true
41:08Hidden meaning
41:09100%
41:10Well congratulations to you
41:11And the team
41:11It's absolutely brilliant
41:12Eight part TV series
41:14Mint episode two
41:14Out 9.30pm next Monday
41:15But of course
41:16All episodes
41:17As I know
41:17Because I've watched them all
41:18Available on the BBC
41:19And that has been
41:20Emma Laird
41:24Still to cover
41:25Hard Fight
41:25Playing for us live
41:26But first some TFI Gold
41:28From Brian Adams
41:29You might stop a hurricane
41:33Might even stop
41:35The driving rain
41:37You might have a dozen other guys
41:41If you want to stop me
41:44Baby don't even try
41:47I can't stop this thing
41:50We started
41:52You gotta know it's right
41:55I can't stop this course
41:58We're plodding
42:00I'm Harry Potter
42:03Thank you for having me
42:05Come to you by God
42:06Alright just before we go
42:07It's time for this week's
42:08Star of the Week
42:08If you're watching
42:09The London Marathon
42:10This weekend
42:10Then I want you to
42:11Wave your hands in the air
42:12Like you just don't care
42:13And give all the support
42:14To Paul to the Polar Bear
42:24Tell us what you've been up to Jill
42:25Tell us what you've been up to Jill if you don't mind
42:30For nearly 30 years I've been raising money for cancer charities
42:34And I'm £4,000 short of £4,000 short of £2,000,000
42:40We'll sort that out for you
42:41We'll sort the foreground out for you
42:44You've also won the chance to tell us what's on next week's TFI
42:56I'll be working for the weekend
43:07I'll be working a week I'm tired
43:12Yeah, I've been working a week and I'm living for the weekend
43:21Hey, hey, I got some money, I just got paid
43:26I got money and I can't wait
43:31It's six o'clock, I'm out of here
43:37I've been tonight, there's a night all my life, got my name on
43:44I've run down my street out of dust, I'm a bit, I'm all crying
43:51Lucky all the time, lucky such a pint
43:54Got some money to spend, I'm living for the weekend
43:58When it gets too much, I live on the rush
44:01Got some money to spend, I'm living for the weekend
44:05Oh man, I've been working a week on shots
44:11I've been working a week for a while
44:15Living for the weekend
44:22So my clothes are a counterfeit
44:25So my name isn't on the list
44:29I know you can't come in, take out my voice
44:36Skip down the back, look at the back
44:38There's a crack, it's all a window
44:43I try to see the floor, cold as ice
44:45Through the door, I'm all in for you
44:50Working all the time, I'm working such a lot
44:53Got some money to spend, I'm living for the weekend
44:57When it gets too much, I live on the rush
45:01Got some money to spend, I'm living for the weekend
45:05Now I'm coming down
45:13Can you feel it?
45:14Feel the pressure, pushing down
45:20Pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure
45:28Pressure, pushin' down
45:33I'm living by the weekend
45:48Going out tonight, going out tonight
45:53Baby, you and I
45:55Going out tonight, going out tonight
45:58Going out tonight, going out tonight
46:28Come out tonight
46:30Come out tonight
46:32Come out tonight
46:34Come out tonight
46:36Come out tonight
46:38I'm just back
46:38You can come out tonight
46:39Let's go
46:39We'll be back.