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The Valley Persian Style - Season 1 - Episode 02: Darth Vida
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00:05Previously on The Valley Persian Style.
00:10A lot has changed.
00:12I'm a mom now.
00:13You're not going naked into a pool, bro.
00:16Reza, Golnesa, and I are in a really good place.
00:20Bro, should I let him go?
00:22The fact that the three of us are back together makes me so f***ing happy.
00:28I'm a retiring party boy.
00:31Go to the bar, talking to a few girls.
00:34What happens after is none of your business.
00:37We need to actually plan another trip.
00:39Where are we going next?
00:41Girls trip we could do in New York.
00:42Sky and I have been inseparable for about five years.
00:45We've become sisters.
00:47Cheers, babe.
00:48Tommy's New Year's resolution was 17 date nights.
00:53When you have kids, we stop prioritizing that romantic, whimsical thing.
00:58I want you to scale back in rent.
01:01She's had a dad that's bankrolled her life forever.
01:05Outgoing every month.
01:06I'm talking about my move.
01:07I'm just saying.
01:07No, it's literally, I don't know what else.
01:09I don't know how this is so f***ing lame.
01:12You've been a topic tonight.
01:14It's about your house hunt.
01:15Because you're looking.
01:16Why was it brought up?
01:18Who says that to someone who just walked in?
01:23I'm going to go home.
01:24I'm done.
01:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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01:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:57property with, a sweet, loving husband.
02:00Gay marriage becoming legal was a surprise.
02:03The second it became legal, you asked me to marry,
02:05and you had to pin this one down.
02:11Hello.
02:12Hi, Nana.
02:14Oh, my God, they're going to jump on you.
02:15Hi, Nana.
02:16How are you?
02:23Her mom, she'll randomly pop in.
02:28She cooks for me.
02:29She brings me food every couple of days,
02:31but I love her Persian cooking.
02:34Sometimes she's coming to pick up her pots and pans
02:36because she's running out.
02:37She can't even bring food because she's brought
02:39everything to our place.
02:40Well, thank you so much.
02:42I love you.
02:43Thanks, Nana.
02:43Her mom likes me, I believe.
02:45The biggest difference is the language.
02:46I only speak Armenian.
02:47I don't speak Farsi.
02:49The food is similar, but even the Persians will tell you
02:51that the best chefs in Iran are Armenian.
02:55This is food for 40 people.
02:57I'm just going to eat all day today.
03:00I'm going to give you coffee in this glass today, OK?
03:04No, no, no.
03:05I don't drink coffee in a whiskey glass.
03:08Is it a whiskey glass?
03:09Yeah, it's a whiskey glass.
03:10And I don't have a coffee right now.
03:13You know why?
03:14Because you already put your lipstick on?
03:16Yes.
03:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:18They definitely broke the mold when they made my mom.
03:21She is brutally honest.
03:24By the time they get married, they turn fat and ugly.
03:28She doesn't care how she's coming at you.
03:30If it's the truth, it needs to be said.
03:33You can invent matte, shiny, red lipstick that doesn't
03:40come off onto your glass.
03:43Matte and shiny don't go together.
03:46Ha, ha, ha.
03:46We ain't turning down for what?
03:48I just told them turn it up.
03:50I'm going to lead you not in love.
03:54We ain't turning down for what?
03:56I just told them turn it up.
03:57Oh, my gosh.
03:58This is so cute.
04:01OMG.
04:04Hi.
04:05Hello.
04:06Hello.
04:07Hi.
04:09Hi.
04:09Hi.
04:09How are you?
04:09How are you?
04:11You guys ready to go inside?
04:12You guys ready to go in?
04:13Yeah.
04:13Whoa.
04:15Look at all these little tubs.
04:17You can pull the slime out and stick it on the wall.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:20Good job.
04:21Thanks, baby.
04:22Let me get you another wipe.
04:24I don't want to be like, ew, don't touch that.
04:26Like, oh, stop.
04:27Like, I just, I don't want to be that mom.
04:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:31Let's not do that.
04:32I definitely, it comes out.
04:33Always wash your hands, sanitize, like, everything.
04:36Thank you, honey.
04:37Oh, no, no.
04:40Like, in these situations, I always try and, like, remind myself, like, it's for the kids.
04:46So, you went yesterday for the parent-teacher conference?
04:49Parent-teacher conference was really good, but I got to find out where I'm living in order
04:53to find out where I'm going to go to school.
04:54That's the problem.
04:55You know, right now, my house is six bedrooms.
04:58I'm looking for something that's, like, four bedrooms or five bedrooms.
05:02That's a big downsize for me.
05:04My son has a bedroom.
05:05My son has a playroom.
05:07I have a guest room.
05:08And then the rest are closets.
05:10I need the space.
05:11My clothes need the space.
05:12What are my clothes going to do?
05:13Put them outside?
05:14They're not animals.
05:16I don't even put my animals outside.
05:17It is what it is.
05:21Last night, we were all hanging out.
05:24We all know that Gulnesa has to find a place.
05:28She walked out of dinner because...
05:30Well, she's always over the top and dramatic.
05:31It was a little bit underwhelming.
05:34I know that Gulnesa wants to bury her head in the sand and pretend like the problems aren't
05:39there, but that is not adulting, sis.
05:42God forbid something happened to the father.
05:46Layla has two children.
05:47She has no husband.
05:48Those kids are going to get significantly less because Gigi has been maintained and been
05:55taken care of for 30 years.
05:57Inheritance.
05:57Inheritance.
05:58Money.
05:58Layla and Gulnesa have had a contentious relationship for years.
06:04Thanks for all the help.
06:06Appreciate it.
06:06Yeah, thanks for being, you know...
06:08Being what?
06:09A horrible sister.
06:10I'm done with you.
06:11Don't ask me for anything.
06:13Gulnesa, you seriously need to work on your aid for management issues.
06:17I am close with Layla, but I don't talk to Layla about Gulnesa.
06:21I don't talk to Gulnesa about Layla.
06:24That's the rule.
06:26I mean, she owes her son to be the best mother that she could be.
06:29Actually, I wish you would talk to her.
06:31Oh, good.
06:31You went too crazy for me.
06:33I got enough fat women in my life, dude.
06:35I'm good.
06:37Did you have a good time last night?
06:39I did.
06:40I texted you because I wanted to make sure you were like, okay.
06:44The way you left, two seconds after I walked in, she's like,
06:48I just want you to know this whole time everyone was talking about you.
06:51Anyone who's talking about me is talking .
06:53Okay.
06:54Because I'm not there.
06:55Persians in general are very secretive people.
06:59They like you to think that they've got a lot when they don't.
07:05I might be one of them.
07:06What happened with RJ and that girl?
07:09They sent me a picture last night.
07:12And then I called her to ask her like how it went.
07:16And she's like, oh, he's right here and you could ask.
07:19Stop.
07:20I love RJ.
07:21He's so sweet and kind.
07:23He's very handsome.
07:25I just, um...
07:31I bet you none of the married people got any.
07:34Not one in the morning when I'm like exhausted after cleaning up.
07:39Yeah, you guys have high sex drive.
07:41That's why we have three kids.
07:45Did you have coffee?
07:52No.
07:52Can you make me one?
07:53Can you please not make a mess in the kitchen?
07:55I won't.
07:57What are we doing today?
07:58Just gonna go pick up the kids.
08:00Okay.
08:01Uh, bring them home and, uh, you know, same old, same old homework and stuff.
08:06I thought you said the other day is like, you said you want to talk to me about something.
08:09When we were at Emily's and Natasha's, you made some comments about me and...
08:15Snoring?
08:16Snoring.
08:17I don't know.
08:17That's not the secret.
08:19I was hanging out with Skye and she told me Bombshot snores like a .
08:23It's not that bad.
08:25What?
08:26Especially me.
08:26Everybody snores.
08:28You snore.
08:30Oh, you didn't know that you snore?
08:32Oh my God, Bombshot.
08:34Wait a minute.
08:35Don't even go there.
08:36I swear to God.
08:37I'm gonna come tonight and I'm gonna record you.
08:40Please do.
08:40I will.
08:41Please do.
08:41Yeah.
08:42And then it led into the fact that you do not sleep in the same room with me anymore.
08:48It's been really not nice.
08:51I want you back.
08:52A lot of times we want to kill each other, but at the end of the day, we have an
08:56amazing
08:57family.
08:57We stay away from conflict because nobody's gonna agree.
09:02Nobody wins.
09:04You go take care of your sleeping situation.
09:06I'll come back.
09:07This is not something that I want the kids to see, to be honest.
09:09Exactly.
09:10This is not what I want them to be like.
09:12Oh, this is how marriage looks like.
09:14She has her bedroom.
09:15My dad has his own.
09:17My parents' divorce, definitely it affected me really, really hard.
09:22And that was the reason that I never wanted to really settle down.
09:26So since we are talking about it, how would you suggest?
09:28You need to go see an ENT doctor.
09:31They're gonna give me some pills.
09:32If that helps, yes, of course.
09:35The reason that I don't like to get into a fight is my parents.
09:39I definitely got scarred for that.
09:41I wanted to protect my kids.
09:43I don't want to do the same thing that my parents did, and I don't want to bring another
09:46child to this world and then do the same thing that they did to me.
09:49Other than that, we're good.
09:51I'm not good.
09:52I'll stay in my bed.
09:53I'm not good.
09:54Okay, so then go take care of it.
10:04What's the deal, Skimjil?
10:05I don't want you to see me while I'm getting dressed so that you can see the reveal.
10:08Oh, the big reveal?
10:09Yeah.
10:10Okay.
10:12Bye.
10:12All right.
10:16Okay, okay, okay.
10:22Oh, my gosh.
10:24Nice.
10:26Listen, buddy.
10:27Mommy comes out.
10:27I want you to tell her how pretty she looks.
10:29You heard?
10:30No.
10:30Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
10:34Sometimes she wears too much makeup, though.
10:36No?
10:36Take it down a notch.
10:39Yeah!
10:40That's what I'm saying.
10:42What color jacket?
10:43You look great.
10:44Mommy.
10:45Yes, dress.
10:46Very nice.
10:47Your waistline and your stomach.
10:50Don't eat anything.
10:51Keep it that way.
10:52All right.
10:53Okay.
10:54Should I get a jacket like your color?
10:56Yeah, man.
10:57Leave the cans out.
10:58Little Wendy, those nips might start getting, you know, cut nice.
11:02It's date night with the wife.
11:03This one is a special one because it's our anniversary.
11:05We get to revel in the love that we are celebrating.
11:10Dinner date.
11:11This is number what?
11:13Uh, four.
11:14I want a healthy, happy, loving marriage.
11:17I definitely felt that there was a point now where Sham's at an age when we could get back to
11:22us.
11:23Do you know what this is?
11:24Uh, Compaq?
11:26Yes.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Where did I get it?
11:29Probably from a store?
11:31I don't know.
11:31You.
11:32Me?
11:32I didn't get you that.
11:33Oh, did I?
11:35Oh, I did get you that.
11:36That's right.
11:36I did get you that.
11:38I gave you such good stuff, man.
11:40To my wife, never forget that I love you.
11:43If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my
11:51eyes.
11:51Yeah, seeing you as I see you.
11:54Which is what?
11:55Beautiful.
11:57What?
11:57Is that a physical attribute?
11:59Yes.
12:00That's why it's a mirror.
12:02You dumbass.
12:08Coming up.
12:10Is this rare for you?
12:11Like, do you ever ask girls out?
12:12Yeah.
12:12What do you usually do?
12:13Hit them and quit it.
12:15Are you a boy?
12:18This is going to be a fun ride.
12:38Who is the last one, Reza?
12:40Last girl in your life.
12:43I have one that I want to go on a date with.
12:45Sofia.
12:47Hello?
12:47This is her friend Sofia.
12:49Hi.
12:49Sofia, this is Reza Jax.
12:52You have to get married and after marriage, you have to have kids.
12:57Don't worry.
12:58That's a part of the plan.
13:00So hopefully soon.
13:01I absolutely do feel the pressure to settle down and have grandkids, most importantly.
13:06Part of it has to do with being an only child because I'm like their prized possession,
13:10right?
13:10So I have empathy for their position.
13:12You know, I do agree with them.
13:13It's just the time is the only thing in question.
13:17You are 35 years from Reza.
13:20It's going to be late.
13:21No, it's not going to be late.
13:2335 is the new 25.
13:25I'm ahead of the game.
13:27Yeah.
13:28Can you please?
13:32Out of the wings.
13:35We're upgrading everything over.
13:38Out of the wings.
13:40Hey.
13:44Oh, my goodness.
13:46Thank you, my friend.
13:47So pretty.
13:48It's, like, breathtaking.
13:50Let's go easy on the food so that you don't overeat and then have diet diet.
13:53Oh, stop my big fat face.
13:55No, please don't.
13:56Yeah, diarrhea.
13:56Diarrhea.
13:57It's going to be great.
13:58It's going to be great.
14:00I'm feeling lavish.
14:03I'm feeling glamorous.
14:05I'm feeling it.
14:06You're underneath it.
14:07There's no understanding this.
14:09Understanding this.
14:10Ow.
14:12.
14:12.
14:13Wait till the panic hits.
14:15Right this way.
14:16Sofia and I had an incredible night.
14:18We connected right away.
14:20Like, there was a vibe there.
14:21She's fun.
14:22It's Bonnie and Clyde, a.k.a. Sofia and Reza.
14:25You know?
14:28Let's get a Ceylan?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Ceylan?
14:34With, uh...
14:35Ceylan old fashions?
14:36Ceylan old fashions.
14:37Ceylan old fashions.
14:37Of course.
14:41I just took such a dump.
14:43Oh, come on.
14:43Oh, man.
14:44Don't say that.
14:44It was magnificent.
14:46The frogs agree.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Yeah.
14:48It's like a Bud Light commercial here.
14:50Can I make it?
14:50Frogs, though?
14:52Wow.
14:53Last night was interesting.
14:55Like...
14:55What sense?
14:56Elaborate.
14:57Some of the girls there at dinner last night, they don't sleep in the same room with their
15:01husbands.
15:01They actually have separate bedrooms.
15:03Yeah, I can.
15:04It is very difficult for me to sleep without you next to me.
15:10You know, I sleep apnea.
15:11It's difficult for me to sleep regardless.
15:13And you snore.
15:14Are you supposed to snore?
15:16You think you don't snore?
15:17You want a video?
15:18I got a video.
15:18Yeah, actually.
15:19Okay.
15:19Show me right now.
15:22Oh, that's because I just had surgery.
15:25Okay.
15:25You know, you don't look terrifying at all.
15:27It's like sleeping next to a dump truck driving through a nitro-gristle imprint.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Today's not the day.
15:33It's date night, and I would appreciate that you don't make those jokes.
15:36Tommy is always making fun.
15:39I think a little too much.
15:40I think that teasing is definitely a way that I show love.
15:43Don't you think that Shams hears the way that you crack jokes at me?
15:47I'll honor you.
15:47Yeah, but he's got a great humor, sense of humor.
15:49And, like, none of it's ever malicious.
15:51You know what I mean?
15:52He's mimicking, like, the teasing.
15:55So, you miss your mother or no?
15:56Sometimes you're painting the book.
15:58Yeah.
15:59How cute am I?
16:00Looks great.
16:00You need a taste, now beat it.
16:05I don't think he's aware that it can be hurtful.
16:08I love him enough, but is love enough?
16:13You know?
16:14All right.
16:15Some discernment for you?
16:16Oh, no, actually, I think we're okay.
16:18I'll take the check.
16:19Let me ask you this.
16:20If she takes her top off, you're not getting some type of discount.
16:23Oh, no.
16:23Yeah, she wants the cash.
16:27Okay.
16:38Hey.
16:39Hey.
16:40Hey.
16:41Hey.
16:42Hey.
16:44Growing up in high school, my best friend would get all the girls that I liked.
16:49I had braces.
16:50I was getting bullied.
16:52Like this.
16:53My ears.
16:54Did you pin them?
16:56Yeah.
16:56They used to call me Dumbo.
16:57No.
16:58I swear to God.
16:59Damn.
16:59No.
16:59Then I remember I was like 16.
17:02I lost my baby fat on my face.
17:05And like, I grew up my hair like Cristiano Ronaldo.
17:09And that was a game changer.
17:11All of a sudden, girls loved me.
17:13And I was like, yeah.
17:14Yeah.
17:15So did you like everyone last night?
17:16I did.
17:17I mean, obviously, outside of me.
17:20Well, are there two Nezas?
17:23Two Rezas?
17:24Yeah.
17:24Rezas?
17:24Yeah.
17:26What happened to your thumb?
17:28I slammed the car door.
17:30Are you concerned about me?
17:32Yeah.
17:32You slammed it in the door.
17:33Did that hurt?
17:34A little bit.
17:35Um, I think you vibed last night though.
17:39You actually tried to kiss me a couple of times
17:40and I dodged you.
17:41You're right.
17:41You did dodge my kiss a few times.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I just met you.
17:47What are you looking for?
17:48What am I looking for?
17:49Like, is this rare for you?
17:50Like, do you ever ask girls out?
17:53This is rare.
17:54Really?
17:55Yeah.
17:55I usually do.
17:58I go out, parties.
17:59Hit him and quit it.
18:01Are you a boy?
18:04I'm a retiring boy.
18:06I'm a retiring boy.
18:07Why?
18:08I mean, I'm definitely in trouble at this point.
18:10I don't think she's absolutely wrong.
18:12She is making some solid points
18:14and I'm a terrible liar.
18:15So, that's kind of what's going on.
18:18Like, okay, got me, but I'm retiring.
18:20How are you going to retire about habits?
18:23I'm literally in the process of retiring.
18:26Should I stick with you through that process
18:28or wait until you're done?
18:34I'm going to separate those three.
18:36I do not believe that I'm a
18:38boy, quote on quote.
18:40I'm promiscuous.
18:41That's a more accurate depiction.
18:43Put a heavy for a second, James.
18:46What?
18:46Put a heavy for a second.
18:48Why is this heavy?
18:48Why not get to the point?
18:51I don't know.
18:51This is going to be a fun ride.
18:59Coming up.
19:00Like, how do you just keep this spark seven years in?
19:03A lot of people say things like, you know,
19:05after a while it feels like you're, you know,
19:08having sex with your sister.
19:10No, I've never heard anybody say that.
19:17I'm a man of a dream.
19:25Excuse me.
19:26I'm tired.
19:29I should push me.
19:30I'm tired.
19:32Am I allowed to kiss her or are you going to freak out?
19:34Why don't you alcohol wipe your lips?
19:36I did just come from the gym.
19:37That's it. Oh.
19:38Oh, thank you.
19:40You've got one. I love you.
19:46Still have a happy hour?
19:47Till 6.
19:49All right, we'll make it.
19:54All right, we already have a table?
19:56Yeah, right that way.
19:57Should I sit here?
19:59You're sitting in the hot seat.
20:00No, I don't want to.
20:02Amir, where's he at?
20:04Is he coming?
20:04He's here.
20:06What's up, guys?
20:07Oh.
20:07I'm here.
20:08What's up, man?
20:13Go.
20:14Chani is here.
20:15Go see.
20:15Oh.
20:16I just walked myself in.
20:17The door is open.
20:18Hi, babe.
20:19Hi.
20:20How are you?
20:22Long time.
20:23I know.
20:24Tell me.
20:25How was Cabo?
20:26Cabo was good.
20:28The wedding was beautiful.
20:30We both got food poisoning.
20:32She ordered this, like, Wagyu hot dog.
20:35She was f***ing disgusting.
20:37It was definitely not romantic in that sense.
20:40That is not fun.
20:41I know.
20:42That was that.
20:43Now, tell me about this.
20:45I've been waiting for this for, like, for a haul.
20:47I'm so excited.
20:47Five years in the making, but it's here.
20:50I work for a tech company.
20:52I'm a COO.
20:53And I just feel like I've been running everyone else's company.
20:56I think I became passionate about skincare.
21:00I was kind of a product whore.
21:03I always wanted to be an entrepreneur and do my own thing.
21:06And this is something I feel comfortable putting my name on.
21:09So this is for a face.
21:10It's for a face.
21:12And it's, like, all locally sourced.
21:14All California.
21:15Everything you see, yeah.
21:16Everything on that paper is, like...
21:19I'll put it on Molly, too.
21:21Okay, guys, let me know how you feel about it, Mommy.
21:26I have no expectations of her putting it on her face.
21:30But neither did I have expectations for her to put it on her dogs.
21:37Dude, you missed a lot, man.
21:38We missed you.
21:39I swear to God, I was, like, we had the Persian night.
21:41This guy's giggling with his date.
21:45It was...
21:45Oh, you had a date there.
21:46First night was great.
21:48We established that there isn't a match there.
21:49I just don't think it's a... it's a fit.
21:54Dodge the bullet.
21:59How's things with Greg?
22:00Good.
22:01Busy.
22:02Yeah.
22:02Dealing with our communication issues, as usual, so...
22:06All of us, we have problem in that department, that's for sure.
22:09We met actually being friends.
22:11We weren't really dating because he was, like, this Hollywood playboy.
22:14And it was kind of really on and off.
22:16Eventually, real life set in, and we both realized that we want to be together.
22:19But overall, in every sense of the word, we're just completely different personalities.
22:25I'm very resolution-oriented, and he's very, like, hopefully the problem will go away.
22:30So, uh, that annoys me for sure.
22:33Let me tell you one thing, though.
22:35Don't ever use the bathroom in front of your...
22:37I never go to the bathroom in front of Natasha.
22:39Dude, this guy is proper guy.
22:41Oh, hell no.
22:42I will fart.
22:43You fart?
22:44Oh, no, I don't.
22:44Hell yeah.
22:45I'll rip him.
22:46I think that should be normalized.
22:47I'll blame it on the kids.
22:48That should be normalized.
22:49Yeah.
22:50That should be normalized.
22:51I think in front of, like, a long-term partner.
22:53She doesn't go to the bathroom in front of me either.
22:56Why would she?
22:57That's so weird.
22:59Um, like, how do you just keep the spark seven years in?
23:03Same girl.
23:06Are there any sparks?
23:07Yeah, we have sparks.
23:09I mean, you know, look, a lot of people say things like,
23:11after a while it feels like you're, you know, having sex with your sister
23:17because it's, like, family at this point.
23:19Oh, my God.
23:20I wouldn't put sister and wife anywhere near each other.
23:22That's not what he said.
23:24There's no way.
23:25Run back the tape, man.
23:28It feels like you're, you know, having sex with your sister
23:33because it's, like, family at this point.
23:35Man, that's crazy.
23:38Nobody says that.
23:38That's weird.
23:39I don't know.
23:39A lot of people say that.
23:40I don't know.
23:41I've never heard anybody say that.
23:42We're kind of, like, feels like we're roommates that are best friends,
23:46and I love him to death as my brother.
23:49My brother.
23:49But as a husband who you rely on as a support, like, I don't go to him.
23:54Bro, I'm chasing, I'm chasing this Asha, bro.
23:57You're such a good guy, bro.
23:59I'm just giving it to you straight.
24:00In his defense, he acts a certain way with his wife
24:02because he's had something that he cherished
24:05and then it was just taken away from him.
24:06I almost did, you know, but I'm lucky to this point where, like,
24:11you know, she survived that horrific car accident.
24:14I don't know.
24:15Did I tell you guys this story?
24:16No.
24:16This was, like, early on in the relationship.
24:19We were on our way to Dubai for New Year's,
24:22and we had this nine-hour layover in Washington, D.C.
24:25She had some friends out there.
24:27This guy picked this stuff in the airport.
24:28He's taking us to the Ritz-Carlton to kill time.
24:30We're getting in the car.
24:32All the girls jump in that guy's car.
24:34His friend is alone.
24:35I go sit in the other car.
24:37We're following them.
24:38I literally finished the sentence by saying,
24:40Bro, your friend drives like a dumb .
24:44I finished that sentence.
24:45The car was in the air.
24:49Tumbly, they hit a tree.
24:51My wife is literally, like, and not my wife at the time,
24:54just girlfriend.
24:55She's knocked out.
24:56And I'm, like, slapping her face, like,
24:59wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
25:02And she woke up.
25:03I was, like, bawling to my friends.
25:05I'm like, I think this was the love of my life.
25:07Like, I'm about to lose her right now.
25:09Only 10% of people that go through the surgery
25:11that she went through in her head
25:13will come out of it with not having to learn
25:16how to read, write, walk, talk.
25:18Very lucky to be alive.
25:20We were just seeing each other at that point.
25:23I think that woke me up
25:25and maybe shook me out of that time
25:27and place of that party animal, Greg.
25:30It got real, you know what I mean?
25:32There's definitely trauma bond.
25:34After the accident, it really changed everything.
25:36If I think of, like, how I was then,
25:39I don't see me at all taking him seriously
25:42at the time if the accident didn't happen.
25:45Slowly as you age, you get cursed with perspective.
25:48You're never gonna check all the boxes.
25:50We're okay with that.
25:57Coming up.
25:58You cannot teach an old monkey a new tree.
26:01Huh?
26:01You know that?
26:02You don't know that?
26:03It's old dogs, mommy.
26:05No, no, no.
26:05It's a monkey.
26:11Hi, mommy.
26:17How was your morning?
26:19I didn't have my coffee.
26:21Oh.
26:23.
26:25Hi, babe.
26:26How are you?
26:27What are you up to?
26:27I'm good, mom. How are you?
26:29Good.
26:29I just picked up my mom.
26:30We're gonna pick up champs
26:31and then we're gonna come home.
26:33Do anything that I need to do to prepare?
26:35Just make sure there's tons of toilet paper
26:38stacked in every single bathroom.
26:39I already took care of my bathroom.
26:54You know, I think that you notice that Shams
26:59is really starting to mirror Tommy's behavior.
27:03He's not gonna change the way of his talking
27:06because Shams is around.
27:09You can teach your six years old son,
27:12but you cannot teach an old monkey a new treat.
27:15Huh?
27:16You know that?
27:16You don't know that?
27:18It's old dogs, mommy.
27:20No, no, no.
27:21It's a monkey.
27:22Listen, I don't wanna be the mom
27:25that's always correcting the kid
27:27because I don't wanna do what you did
27:30and tell him what he's doing wrong.
27:33My mom still doesn't acknowledge
27:35anything that I do on a daily basis.
27:38Are you proud of me?
27:40No, I'm not proud of you.
27:42She rags on me even to this day.
27:45Can I get a matcha iced latte?
27:48Do you mind if I add the...
27:53I wanna actually cut off the generational trauma
27:57of like putting your kid down.
27:59That's why I'm a very up onion of a human being
28:02because there's layers of torture,
28:04torment and criticism.
28:07You know, with Tommy,
28:09I just don't feel relaxed and at ease and safe and...
28:15Not even safe?
28:17No, I mean, I don't think he's gonna cheat on me
28:19or anything like that.
28:20But that is insane.
28:23After being seven years in this marriage,
28:25you don't know where you are
28:26and you blame it on Tommy
28:28and then you say,
28:29I don't feel comfortable in this marriage.
28:32I don't feel safe.
28:33Come on, Mercedes.
28:35Cut the BS.
28:58Oh God, the bitch is always on f***ing time.
29:07Hi.
29:08Hi.
29:09Hi, babe.
29:10How are you?
29:11Come on in.
29:11This is for you.
29:12Oh my God.
29:13That's so beautiful.
29:15Come on in.
29:16You had them working?
29:17Yeah.
29:17Let me grab some plates and some napkins.
29:20Yeah.
29:21OMG.
29:23Two plates.
29:23Look at these berries.
29:25Oh my gosh.
29:26The garden is so lush.
29:28You're the host with the most.
29:30You know, I'm trying to do a little something.
29:32Oh my gosh.
29:32So much stuff is growing, dude.
29:34It feels magical being back here.
29:36Yeah.
29:36I don't have any plants to water.
29:38I really don't need to worry about the bill of all the watering.
29:41Speaking of not worrying about the bill of watering,
29:44I know you know this.
29:45My advice, if you downsize for a certain amount of time
29:50to build up reserves, then you do have enough money
29:54to buy the type of house that you expect to live in.
29:58You know, Steve Harvey said he recommends every single person
30:03out there goes and buys one first-class ticket to experience
30:07that because every day they will continue to thrive
30:10to get to that next level in life.
30:13I'm never going to downgrade my life.
30:15My dad told me and taught me that a sucker pays rent.
30:21And Golnesa, in my dad's equation, is that big sucker.
30:25There's a part of me that wants to be like, wake up.
30:31You would not be a real friend if you didn't say these things.
30:34I just want to know you're saying them to me
30:36and not to everybody else in our group.
30:38I mean, obviously, I felt like I was helping
30:40or coming from a place of wanting to help.
30:43To be having these intimate conversations
30:45about your so-called friend, does that seem nice to you?
30:49I'm saying I wouldn't move on to something more expensive.
30:51I would move down, not up.
30:54But it wasn't about the cost of the house.
30:57It was about credit at that time, right?
30:59So we're back into this conversation.
31:01No, I don't want to have...
31:02I know, but we're out there.
31:02I don't want to have this conversation.
31:04You just asked me why didn't it work out.
31:06No, because you're saying to me, why did you do this?
31:09You're trying to make me look out.
31:10Cheaper places were not accepting the two lotweilers.
31:13I never called a cheaper place.
31:14I don't know.
31:15All the houses that you showed me before were over $8,000.
31:18What's going on?
31:18I never looked at things.
31:20You said I won't live north of the boulevard.
31:22It's not safe.
31:24Where are you going to church?
31:25I'm at work.
31:27Um, yes, honey.
31:28Some of us work.
31:30And it's a weekday.
31:32I don't go to church.
31:33You think I want to have this conversation?
31:36I don't know why you're yelling.
31:36You got it.
31:37You're getting hot with me.
31:38You're turning your voice.
31:38You're getting hot with me.
31:39What do you mean?
31:40I'm not getting hot with you.
31:54You're getting hot with me.
31:55What do you mean?
31:56I'm not getting hot with you.
31:56Why are you guys heated?
31:57You're never, you guys never fight.
32:01This is our Siago, by the way.
32:03Ooh.
32:05Before you got here, she said to me, I'm not downsizing.
32:08My life is about upward movement.
32:11I'm not going back.
32:12And we're done.
32:13Are you guys still, like, agent?
32:16No.
32:16No, it's better to just keep the friendship.
32:18Yeah.
32:18We're going to be friends.
32:19While I know his heart is in the right place,
32:22his approach is too aggressive.
32:24I don't want to hear about it anymore.
32:27What's your money game like, girl?
32:29I just started OnlyFans for a while.
32:31You started an OnlyFans?
32:32I just started an OnlyFans.
32:33I saw it.
32:34Are your feet on there?
32:35Are your feet on there?
32:36I've done a feet shot.
32:37I'm so jealous.
32:39They buy you gifts.
32:40I'll say, like, oh, look, my toenail polish chip.
32:43Can someone send me $300 for a pedicure?
32:45Golnesa is such a good girl.
32:47Even though people see her as, like, a exotic, you know,
32:51just force of nature, I can't see Golnesa
32:55leaning in to that full-fledged OnlyFans girl.
32:59I post much less risque on my OnlyFans
33:04than I have in my lingerie shoes for my sex dress.
33:06Yeah.
33:09No wonder the bitch is looking a $10,000 house in.
33:14Cheers to the OnlyFans.
33:16Cheers.
33:17Cheers to money.
33:22Oh, wow.
33:24If we both were short kings, this would be more awkward.
33:27Yeah, right?
33:28Freshie.
33:29How many people have your head in here?
33:30What do you mean?
33:31Oh, God.
33:32Am I sitting on something?
33:33No, you're not.
33:34Oh, God.
33:35All right.
33:36I've got a lot of fun.
33:43Belly.
33:44Three, three, three, three, belly.
33:47You like this little Parmesan one-tout?
33:57I think you're gonna like it.
33:59This is very pretty. Good job.
34:02I'm just taking a photo of you.
34:03No, take a picture with everything around.
34:05Just stop talking.
34:06One, two.
34:08Okay.
34:09Did you take it?
34:10Yeah. The steak looks amazing.
34:12When's the last time we did this? It's been a while.
34:16I mean, I feel like we do it, like, at least once every two weeks.
34:21But not like this.
34:22I mean, you're always out.
34:24Good. You're out all the time.
34:25My going out is going to a friend's house.
34:27I'm not going out to, like, some fancy dinner.
34:29Maybe it's not a good look.
34:30Like, you know, you're a married woman.
34:32You're always out.
34:33I don't know.
34:33Not that I'm insecure about it.
34:35I just don't like the thought of, let's say, somebody,
34:38some man, like, staring at my wife or looking at her
34:40and giving her the eye.
34:42I don't like that.
34:43I don't know.
34:44Maybe it's kind of like a Armenian old-school mentality.
34:47My mom was never out.
34:49She was always home.
34:50If I'm at a friend's house having a couple drinks,
34:53that's a harmless thing.
34:54That's all we're talking about, too, though.
34:55But if I sit, let's say, if I'm at the Beverly Hills Hotel bar
35:00and some girl says, oh, what's your Instagram or whatever,
35:05you know, and I give it to her.
35:07Which somehow you manage to do that every time.
35:09Yeah, but usually I'm just being nice.
35:11I'm not being, like, I'm not being a creep.
35:13I don't want to, I don't put myself in those positions.
35:16You know?
35:17Yeah, it's obviously it's going to happen.
35:20What, I give away my phone number and stuff?
35:22You have?
35:23Oh, God.
35:24Here we go.
35:26You have, we haven't fought over you giving your IG
35:29and your phone number out and none of that.
35:32Yeah, like eight, ten years ago, yeah.
35:33No, you just told me two months ago there was some weird girl
35:36texting at 2 a.m. because you gave her number.
35:38It was being nice because I was with my friends.
35:40I had zero attraction to her. There was nothing.
35:43There's really no need for her to be bringing that up at all.
35:45A couple of girls were out of town.
35:47They're asking me where to go.
35:48I had zero interest and I just gave her my number.
35:51I got a text at 2 in the morning saying,
35:54hey, baby, what are you?
35:57So the first thing I did was I went to my wife.
35:59I'm like, look at this person.
36:01If I had something to hide, that's the last thing.
36:02I'd be deleting that text.
36:04I'm not that guy anymore.
36:06I just feel if you're gonna say you can't go to Beverly Hills,
36:11then you better then not do that.
36:13It's like, which is it, right?
36:14It does seem a little insecure.
36:17He literally ran to me and he told me this story.
36:19So I'm happy to hear your insecurities,
36:21but you have to, like, approach it differently.
36:25You bring it up being this concern,
36:27then it makes me think of the things that you do
36:30and it's just not a two-way street.
36:32So what's your idea of communication?
36:35I could even tell you about my skincare line
36:37or something you even ask me sometimes
36:40and I'm responding to you and you're not listening.
36:44I can't focus on, like, oh, do you like this dress that I bought?
36:48I can't focus on shit like that.
36:49Okay, don't even do that because that's very unfair to my personality.
36:53This is why we can't communicate.
36:55I don't know, when did we lose control?
37:00Like, I guess my whole point is, like,
37:02I have come to a very comfortable space right now
37:06where I don't communicate.
37:10So, that's a problem.
37:14I don't know, when did we lose control?
37:25It's just, I'm tired of talking about the same shit all the time.
37:30I don't know, when did we lose control?
37:35How do we get here?
37:48How do we get here?
37:50I think it's just what is prioritized in our minds
37:54and how we show each other to prioritize it.
37:58Where you feel important and I feel important.
38:00I think that we can make it a plan to get these things in order.
38:07I'm happy that we had this chat.
38:10I don't want to ever make you cry.
38:12I just think that what I expect is effort
38:14and really putting in the work.
38:17We have to make a change towards actually hearing each other.
38:20And I think that's our main objective is to be on that path
38:23of just growing together.
38:26This is day one of starting fresh.
38:37You're married, an amazing husband who listens to you.
38:42I just want you to be more like...
38:46pet you and kiss me.
38:50I do all these things minus pet you.
38:55See, you're listening.
39:03Watch your step.
39:05Yes.
39:07I already know what I want.
39:09I get the same thing every time I come.
39:10So if you want to check out the menu...
39:12Can you tell me what is it?
39:13I get the Blue Jam Benedict.
39:16Look at the picture of this omelet.
39:18Oh, yeah.
39:18Doesn't it look attractive?
39:20Beautiful.
39:21Isn't it beautiful?
39:22Beautiful.
39:22Put that on a wall.
39:23I like to order this.
39:25This is something different.
39:26No one's stopping you, kid.
39:27No one's stopping you.
39:28So let me get to why I wanted to have a plan with you today.
39:34I was talking to yesterday about her marriage.
39:37Is she happy?
39:38She told me she's not because she doesn't feel safe in this marriage.
39:45And you should spend more quality time together.
39:48They do.
39:50You have her interpretation.
39:52And she's been the same way for 10 years.
39:53She's crazy.
39:54I have a good relationship with Vida.
39:57Could be better, for sure.
39:58I mean, Vida's super critical about everything.
40:01So with Vida, sometimes it can be a little bit of a headbutt.
40:05I just got engaged.
40:06Oh, yeah.
40:08Vida.
40:09Vida.
40:09Does anybody have magnifying glass?
40:12Oh.
40:13It's true.
40:13Vida, Jimmy.
40:15Vida, Jimmy.
40:16I love this ring more than anything.
40:19You have to do something to improve your relationship.
40:22I'm good.
40:22I'm good.
40:23No.
40:23No.
40:24We've been together for 10 years.
40:27What are we going to improve upon it?
40:28But I'm not going to have someone tell me that I need to change.
40:33The way you explain, it seems like you know everything.
40:37Not at all.
40:37Which you don't.
40:38You don't either.
40:39And you talk about you.
40:40I know.
40:40I know much more than you.
40:42All day.
40:44Darth Vida's on another level.
40:46She's on another level.
40:47We are very different.
40:49We come from different places.
40:50I grew up in Queens.
40:53Real-deal gangsters came from my neighborhood.
40:55I was 13 when my mother died.
40:59No dad in the picture.
41:00I used to sleep in a park.
41:01On a park bench.
41:03My wife, she's super critical.
41:05She should be grateful.
41:07I feel like I'm a good husband.
41:08I'm a good dad.
41:09You know what I mean?
41:10I'm not out in the bar.
41:11I'm not at the TV club.
41:13I'm a loyal guy.
41:15It bothers me and makes me upset.
41:17I don't deserve that.
41:27I get triggered because the faults in my wife I see coming from you.
41:33From the disagreements and the way that you guys will talk to each other.
41:38And then she'll get mad at me.
41:40Or then you're snippy and then you're leaving.
41:42It's not healthy for one.
41:44But now I got a little guy.
41:45And he sees us.
41:47Does he think that that's now okay for him?
41:51But are you happy?
41:53I'm very happy.
41:55But she doesn't feel that way.
41:59She's not happy.
42:01Then she should get divorced.
42:12Next time on The Valley Persian Style.
42:17Tabouli is not a Persian dish.
42:19But if he likes to make it, good for him.
42:21He looks so cute.
42:22I know.
42:24Are you an option for me?
42:26I asked you to do something and you couldn't deliver.
42:29Okay.
42:29You know what?
42:30I'm a big failure.
42:32Dennis and I dated for about four months.
42:34And we got married.
42:36Go yourself.
42:37You're acting like I left you just to be with her.
42:39What is this ?
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